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Nerdy Girl's Hot Chemistry with B!ker Bad B0y [Full Movie] [Trending Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01I won't bow down to a humble crown
00:00:04No borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:07Today's the day to be
00:00:08Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30With my own frame
00:00:33I stand on my own
00:00:40Sorry, excuse me
00:00:58Hey Chase
00:01:00Who?
00:01:02It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:05Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:09Chase, I...
00:01:16I've been in love with you forever
00:01:18Since like, 10th grade
00:01:20When you won that district contest
00:01:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but
00:01:26Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:33Sure, sure
00:01:36For real?
00:01:42Come here, babe
00:01:44Here we go
00:01:56Surprise, nerd
00:01:58Clement!
00:02:01Whoa, Clement!
00:02:03Yo!
00:02:06Whoa, Clement!
00:02:07What?
00:02:08Yo!
00:02:09Oh my God
00:02:10I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:12Watch out
00:02:13I'm Pho Clement
00:02:16Juvenile delinquent
00:02:21I'm not going down
00:02:22Dangerous and violent
00:02:24What?
00:02:24Oh, no!
00:02:29In desperate need of Anger Management classes?
00:02:32In desperate need of Anger Management classes?
00:02:52Rogue Tiger
00:02:58Capital A for A-Hole.
00:03:02Beau Clements made it his mission to torment the nerd.
00:03:06Me, my life, and the devil's playroom.
00:03:11I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:15Shit.
00:03:16I'm sorry, Beau.
00:03:17Wrong guy.
00:03:18Sorry!
00:03:19Hold up.
00:03:20I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:22Since, like, I've played.
00:03:24When you won that district contest?
00:03:26I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:03:29Forever?
00:03:30Since 10th grade?
00:03:33Who made it?
00:03:34Who made it?
00:03:35Who made that right now?
00:03:42Huh?
00:04:12What did you think was going to happen, girlfriend?
00:04:19I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:24Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:26I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:29This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:32For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow, I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:38Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:39Even if every other girl on Earth died right now, I'd still rather swing the other way than
00:04:43get with you.
00:04:47Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:49I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:52You're such an asshole!
00:04:55You're such an asshole!
00:05:11You're such an asshole!
00:05:27You're such an asshole!
00:05:29Hey, give those back!
00:05:31What, these?
00:05:41I don't know what I'm sorry, but that was a prescription!
00:05:48So is your attitude ugly.
00:05:51Ha, ha.
00:05:51Max Maddock, a.k.a. Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:57If Bo's on a mission to toy with nerds, she and her minions are out for blood.
00:06:02Please.
00:06:07Let me go, Max.
00:06:08You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:12Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:15Definitely blind.
00:06:17Oh.
00:06:18So, sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:29How can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:37S-T.
00:06:38R-I-P.
00:06:40Exactly!
00:06:41R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:43Strip her.
00:06:44No!
00:06:46Oh!
00:06:50Stop!
00:06:52No!
00:07:06No!
00:07:08No!
00:07:09No!
00:07:16that's better
00:07:18off you go
00:07:24go
00:07:35my nose
00:07:52oh look at you
00:08:20great
00:08:21first I confessed to the wrong guy and
00:08:23now I'm called a slut
00:08:25when I haven't even kissed
00:08:27anyone yet
00:08:46hi mom
00:08:48I'm sorry
00:08:51I'll do better next time
00:08:53I promise
00:08:56I'm sorry
00:08:57no way
00:08:58Beau Clement
00:08:59the biker psycho is actually a mommy's boy
00:09:05he's still an asshole Phoebe
00:09:06you recorded your most embarrassing moment
00:09:08humiliated you
00:09:09I've been in love with you forever
00:09:10since like
00:09:11forever?
00:09:12who made it?
00:09:14who made that?
00:09:15I've had enough today
00:09:16time for payback
00:09:35you gotta be fucking kidding me
00:09:38I
00:09:39it's not what it looks like
00:09:41really?
00:09:43because it looks a hell of a lot like
00:09:45you're just recording it
00:09:50your call cannot be completed at this time
00:09:52the number you have dialed is no longer in service
00:09:55don't wait for me
00:09:59if me
00:10:00your fucking phone
00:10:01Phillips
00:10:10no
00:10:22you
00:10:22you don't get to be mad
00:10:23you recorded me first
00:10:24you stalked me into the boys locker room
00:10:28you are bad shit fucking crazy
00:10:31well
00:10:31I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as well
00:10:35delete it
00:10:36now
00:10:37or I swear
00:10:38swear what?
00:10:39you're gonna hit me
00:10:41big man
00:10:44Beau Clement
00:10:49no
00:10:50no
00:10:50no
00:10:50no
00:10:50no
00:10:50no
00:10:50no
00:10:50no
00:10:51no
00:11:08no
00:11:22Oh my, oh my god.
00:11:31Phoebe.
00:11:33Phoebe!
00:11:35What the fuck?
00:11:55Come on, come on, smart mouth.
00:11:57Talk to me.
00:11:59Come on.
00:12:01Phoebe, Phoebe.
00:12:03Phoebe, please, talk to me.
00:12:04Stay with me.
00:12:13Come on.
00:12:21Shit.
00:12:22Fuck.
00:12:23I'm sorry.
00:12:24I'm sorry.
00:12:25I'm sorry.
00:12:28I'm sorry.
00:12:32Jesus.
00:12:33Fuck.
00:12:37You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:42What?
00:12:43What did you do?
00:12:46You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:49And thank God I knew CPI.
00:12:52You put your lips on me?
00:12:59Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:02What the fuck?
00:13:06Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:09What the fuck?
00:13:11Are you?
00:13:11I felt your what?
00:13:14I was, I was saving you.
00:13:16I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
00:13:18That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:22You consider that a kiss?
00:13:24Consider it charity.
00:13:27And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
00:13:38You recorded me first!
00:13:41Asshole.
00:13:53Yeah?
00:13:54Huh?
00:13:57Two for one deal.
00:13:58You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:14:01You're very welcome.
00:14:07You touched me without my consent!
00:14:12Whoa, whoa!
00:14:13What are you taking me for?
00:14:14A perv?
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:16I'd rather drown a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:19You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:32Oh, shit!
00:14:45Oh, shit!
00:14:47I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this morning.
00:14:53Morning!
00:14:54You?
00:14:57Okay, so this is why you call me a perv.
00:15:00Projection, huh?
00:15:01Wait, does that have a name?
00:15:03Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me!
00:15:04Let me guess.
00:15:05Chase.
00:15:06Oh, my God.
00:15:08Shut up!
00:15:09Give him breath!
00:15:10Uh-uh.
00:15:12So much for Miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:14If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:18I'm telling you.
00:15:20Ah!
00:15:23Oh, what?
00:15:30What?
00:15:33What?
00:15:38What?
00:15:40What?
00:15:41Not me.
00:15:42What not?
00:16:01Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:05I will.
00:16:12What happens if I post this and caption it, Beau Clement, crybaby mommy's boy?
00:16:19You?
00:16:19You tell on me.
00:16:20I post this.
00:16:22You both go down together.
00:16:25It's in the cloud.
00:16:26Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:29You're pushing it.
00:16:38What are you going to do?
00:16:42What are you going to do?
00:16:49Hey.
00:16:50Hey.
00:16:52Eyes up here?
00:16:56You delete that.
00:17:00I don't tell on you.
00:17:02Okay?
00:17:03And I'll throw in any favor, okay?
00:17:07Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:17:11How's that for a deal?
00:17:15You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:19What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:23Someone who bullies me for fun?
00:17:25Someone who threatens me every chance they get?
00:17:29Finally you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:35How's that for a change?
00:17:39Well, maybe you should learn to tell the difference on them actually being nice.
00:17:43Take it.
00:17:46Or don't.
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:51Make me popular for Chase.
00:17:54That's the favor.
00:17:56I'm sorry, what?
00:17:58You want me to what?
00:17:59That is not a favor.
00:18:00That is a miracle, okay?
00:18:03Oh my god.
00:18:05Natural curls.
00:18:07Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:10Body.
00:18:11Not exactly a fault.
00:18:13Oh my god.
00:18:15That's mean.
00:18:17Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:20Golden boy.
00:18:21Captain of the swim team.
00:18:23What, do cliches turn you on?
00:18:28You know you can do better.
00:18:29Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:40Shut the hell up.
00:18:50Take it or leave it.
00:18:51I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:52You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that Chase would never fall for
00:18:58a girl like you.
00:18:59Okay?
00:19:03I do like a challenge.
00:19:05And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:11That sounds like fun.
00:19:14You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:19Deal?
00:19:26Deal.
00:19:33Deal.
00:19:38Deal.
00:19:40Deal.
00:19:43Deal.
00:19:46Deal.
00:19:48Deal.
00:19:49Deal.
00:19:50Deal.
00:19:53Deal.
00:19:53Deal.
00:19:57Deal.
00:20:10I don't know.
00:20:37I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:21:18I've never been for ourselves since, don't you?
00:21:28I don't know.
00:21:47No, Phoebe Phillips.
00:21:48You like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse, not assholes on stupid bikes!
00:22:15Oh, jeez.
00:22:17Sorry.
00:22:17I'm sorry.
00:22:18I'm sorry.
00:22:18No, I'm sorry.
00:22:26Chase.
00:22:28Phoebe, right?
00:22:30Hey, um, are you going to come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:32You know, he does it every year.
00:22:33It's way to be cool.
00:22:34Yes.
00:22:35Yes, of course.
00:22:37You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:38I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:43Great.
00:22:44I'll see you then.
00:22:52See you then.
00:22:53Oh, no.
00:22:54How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:23:00Shit.
00:23:01Yikes.
00:23:03Look at you.
00:23:05Total train wreck.
00:23:10Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:13How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:21Fine.
00:23:23Fine.
00:23:24Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:25Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:28Hey.
00:23:31What are you doing?
00:23:33Put me down.
00:23:34Oh, shut up.
00:23:35Makeover.
00:23:35Starts now.
00:23:37Ah.
00:24:13Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:17Is this one of those moments?
00:24:22Is this one of those moments?
00:24:29No.
00:24:31The movie's lied.
00:24:33You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:35Cliches.
00:24:36No miracles.
00:24:38What the fuck?
00:24:40Is this one of those moments?
00:24:40No.
00:24:43No.
00:24:48No.
00:24:48No.
00:24:49No.
00:24:50No.
00:24:51No.
00:24:52No.
00:24:52No.
00:24:57No.
00:25:02No.
00:25:03No.
00:25:04No.
00:25:10No.
00:25:12No.
00:25:15No.
00:25:17Yes, sir.
00:25:25Here?
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:30The outage thing.
00:25:32You're going too, right?
00:25:37Please.
00:25:38I'll be so nervous alone.
00:25:41It's short.
00:25:43Yes!
00:25:45Great.
00:25:46Now leave.
00:25:47I'm finishing up.
00:25:48Right.
00:25:48Go, go, go.
00:25:49Go.
00:25:57Bro, you're still there?
00:26:12Bro, I'll be there.
00:26:33Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:34I thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:36Still do.
00:27:00Bro, I can't say you're pretty.
00:27:02Bro, I can't say you're pretty.
00:27:05Whoa.
00:27:08Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:10That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:13Shut the front door.
00:27:14No effing way.
00:27:20Breathe.
00:27:21Don't faint.
00:27:22Don't throw up.
00:27:22Don't trip.
00:27:24Please don't trip.
00:27:26Hey, you made it.
00:27:29You look unbelievable.
00:27:35You too.
00:27:35You always do.
00:27:36I mean, how could you not?
00:27:38Hair, face, suit, the teeth.
00:27:41All of it.
00:27:43Good job.
00:27:44Good job.
00:27:45Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:47You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:49Phoebs.
00:27:50Oh, now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:53I wish it were as easy as a quiz.
00:27:55So no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:56But then, you know I'd resuscitate you.
00:28:00Because that's the perks of being a Swim Team captain.
00:28:02I'm life-saving certified.
00:28:15Oh, my God, Beau.
00:28:17I always found you hot, but this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:21I find you just the same.
00:28:30What's the actual fuck?
00:28:40Well, well.
00:28:41St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:46Good job.
00:28:48I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:51I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:53Max, stop!
00:28:54It's okay, Chase.
00:28:56Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:58Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:29:00Why are you wasting your energy and little old meat?
00:29:05Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:08Like I did before?
00:29:17No!
00:29:22Yeah.
00:29:23You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:26I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:30You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is...
00:29:33What?
00:29:33A duck?
00:29:34Is that the best you can do?
00:29:36I was gonna say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:39Oh, bird!
00:29:40Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:41Shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:44Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:46When this is over and the lights come back on,
00:29:49are you gonna go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:53You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:57And as long as you keep putting out,
00:30:00some guy will eventually notice you.
00:30:02Oh, shit!
00:30:06I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:10The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:14You're right.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:19I do need a reminder.
00:30:21And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:26Enlighten me, please.
00:30:28You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:31How cliche, Max.
00:30:32What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:34More plastic.
00:30:35Much less iconic.
00:30:37And something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon.
00:30:41Eldritch Winter Function serving mean girls.
00:30:44All right, get her ass.
00:30:46Maybe.
00:30:48After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:51But it's okay.
00:30:53You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:55Here's some charity.
00:30:57Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:31:01Seriously.
00:31:02Yeah, I'm a nerd.
00:31:04I love chemistry.
00:31:06And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop once you grew up and got
00:31:12smarter.
00:31:15Wishful thinking.
00:31:17Pathetic?
00:31:17I know.
00:31:18But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:24Wow.
00:31:25Good job.
00:31:26Who will call selling her feet pics at 28.
00:31:28Her career eventually.
00:31:30Holy shit.
00:31:34Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:37Seriously.
00:31:37Whoa, whoa, whoa, Max.
00:31:37Okay, are you done?
00:31:38Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike?
00:31:40And leave her alone.
00:31:42For once.
00:31:43Oh my god, I'm gonna pass out in front of everyone on the best night of my life.
00:31:50This isn't over.
00:31:53Have a good night.
00:31:59I came here to impress a boy.
00:32:02But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:17Okay, so like I said, if someone sees us, code word.
00:32:23Oh, jeez.
00:32:24Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:26Max doesn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:30Sink bump for the...
00:32:31I'll go verge.
00:32:34Okay, okay.
00:32:37Perfect.
00:32:37Now, let it set for now.
00:32:44Oh, great.
00:32:47Teenage terrorism.
00:32:55Man, you know, Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:33:00Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:04Now, St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:08And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:12I kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:25You want some?
00:33:28And a toast.
00:33:30For the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:36Slow.
00:33:40Slow.
00:33:41Yeah, sure.
00:33:43Courage.
00:33:46Love courage.
00:33:48You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:50Don't be lying.
00:33:51It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:53There you go.
00:34:00Whoa.
00:34:02Whoa.
00:34:03Easy there.
00:34:03Ew.
00:34:04You okay, Phoebs?
00:34:06Is this legal?
00:34:09Not exactly.
00:34:18You?
00:34:19Come with me.
00:34:20How you want, Clement?
00:34:22Move.
00:34:23Or you can find out.
00:34:25Stop it.
00:34:26Both of me.
00:34:27This is a ball, not a box.
00:34:29I'm right.
00:34:31I'm right.
00:34:38No.
00:34:39No, no, no, no, no.
00:34:40Shit.
00:34:41My dress.
00:34:43Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:47That's the game, buddy.
00:34:49Not funny.
00:34:51Dad.
00:34:53You happy now?
00:34:54My night's ruined.
00:34:59Dad.
00:35:00Dad.
00:35:03I...
00:35:04I...
00:35:15I need a minute.
00:35:19Hey.
00:35:20She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:23I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:25I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:35That idiot, dumbass, asshole!
00:35:44I'm so stupid.
00:35:47Come on.
00:35:57Why are you here?
00:35:59Get out.
00:36:01I need clean up too.
00:36:05This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:12Lee, get out.
00:36:15I'm not leaving.
00:36:16So calm down.
00:36:20Fine, then enjoy the show.
00:36:26What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:29What the hell does it look like?
00:36:30You wouldn't leave, so be my guest.
00:36:37Be my guest too.
00:36:40What are you doing?
00:36:41Oh, didn't see you there.
00:36:44I was here first.
00:36:45Get your own room.
00:36:46Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:52Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:56At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:37:01You arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room stain.
00:37:07That's all you think about, isn't it, how you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:13I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:19I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:21And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:25So don't worry, baby girl, I'm not getting excited and this ain't going to happen even if you were on
00:37:32your knees begging for it.
00:37:36Oh, really?
00:37:37Mm-hmm.
00:38:06You think a little straight?
00:38:07You think a little bit of tease is going to undo me?
00:38:09That's very cute, very virgin of you.
00:38:30I dare you to touch me unless you're too chicken shit even for payback.
00:39:02I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:04I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:06Now go on.
00:39:08Try me.
00:39:10I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:13I'm done, I'm standing in the fire.
00:39:16Now you don't know my fear, you don't write my down.
00:39:20Follow me, I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:32That's Mrs. Eldridge's voice.
00:39:35Come on, come on.
00:39:43My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal.
00:39:46We have 20 minutes.
00:39:53You're mine now.
00:39:59Don't touch me.
00:40:01Oh.
00:40:02I saw her in the bedroom.
00:40:10Yeah, makes sense.
00:40:18Yes, baby, right there
00:40:23Or baby
00:40:24Are they seriously?
00:40:28Are they seriously?
00:40:36Could you, uh
00:40:44I don't think I can face Mrs. Eldridge anymore
00:40:46The woman that gave me my lab grant
00:40:48Her mom's looking to haunt me like nightmares
00:41:07Stay still, Phoebe
00:41:09I paid you
00:41:17You said you weren't gonna get excited
00:41:19But I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here
00:41:26Liar
00:41:29Purp
00:41:30Loser
00:41:34You naughty, naughty boy
00:41:53No, not Phoebe
00:41:56Why not?
00:41:58You're not yourself
00:41:59You're drunk
00:42:00No, I'm not
00:42:04Okay, here you go
00:42:08Hold on
00:42:09Hold on
00:42:12What are you doing?
00:42:14I'm getting us out of here
00:42:16Now put your arms around my neck
00:42:23Do it, Mary
00:42:25Hurry up
00:42:30Would you rather stay here and listen to a real life porno?
00:42:33Here's your lab grant
00:42:35Here's your lab grant
00:42:36Hmm
00:42:37Hmm
00:42:38So grab me
00:42:39And let the bad boy do his thing
00:42:44Sure
00:42:46Here we go
00:42:48There we go
00:42:50Oh
00:42:51Oh
00:42:54What?
00:42:56How are you?
00:42:57How long have you been?
00:42:59Ma'am
00:42:59You should let your husband know that these walls are too thin
00:43:13Oh
00:43:14I didn't get to say thank you for not taking it
00:43:17Don't
00:43:18Don't
00:43:20Just don't thank me
00:43:23Shh
00:43:23Phoebe
00:43:24Hey
00:43:26I've been looking all over for you
00:43:30Are you okay?
00:43:34Come on, Phoebs
00:43:35Let's go
00:43:36Come here
00:43:36Come on
00:43:48Okay
00:43:49On three we drench the ugly duckling
00:43:52I guess we'll go viral
00:43:57Let's go see what trash he's dancing with
00:44:01Oh hell no
00:44:16Oh
00:44:19Oh
00:44:20Oh
00:44:20Oh my god
00:44:23What is that?
00:44:25It smells like a public restroom blew up
00:44:28Oh
00:44:30It's trashy me couture
00:44:32Get it off me
00:44:36Fun chemistry fact
00:44:37The stench
00:44:38That's ammonia
00:44:40Meaning
00:44:41You're sexually covered in piss feeling
00:44:44Pissing Max
00:44:46Mad stinky Max
00:44:57Oh my god, Belle, that's like kind of nice
00:45:20Hey, Phoebs
00:45:22Need a ride home?
00:45:24Um
00:45:31Yeah, sure
00:45:41Dude
00:45:41You know it's first come first serve
00:45:53Oh
00:45:53Hop in
00:45:54I'll take you home
00:45:57Oh my god
00:45:59They were waiting for me
00:46:00That's so sweet
00:46:02I have no idea what they had
00:46:04I
00:46:04I got two hours
00:46:06And then a shower
00:46:08And then it was cold
00:46:09And then it was a cold shower
00:46:11And I was like
00:46:11I've never taken a cold shower in my life
00:46:13And I was like
00:46:13Can we have one?
00:46:14Just drive
00:46:23I
00:46:24That was fog
00:46:24There's a function
00:46:27I was the one who tripped Lana
00:46:30You stink
00:46:34Wait, that was you?
00:46:38What the fuck is this day?
00:46:42Fuck, they're both gonna pay for this!
00:46:58The
00:46:59Thieves, you look amazing
00:47:00Dang girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball
00:47:06There she is
00:47:08I think I'm golden girl
00:47:10Golden girl?
00:47:12Please, I just passed a pop quiz
00:47:14Really?
00:47:16You know, because apparently half the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:20I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:25Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:30Team's got the pull to ourselves.
00:47:32You should swing by.
00:47:33Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:36Some cue.
00:47:41Yeah, sure.
00:47:43I'll be there.
00:47:58Jump in.
00:47:59Okay, okay, fine.
00:48:02I, I just, I can't swim.
00:48:06I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:48:10You're in good hands.
00:48:13You get who I am?
00:48:24Captain Thompson want to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast
00:48:29just faster running your mouth you want to race me you know I'm always down to humble me under
00:48:41achieving Phoebe want a time for us so not to cry when you eat my wake
00:49:14and this could be our little secret
00:49:19so good that no one's gonna hear it
00:49:26Phoebe
00:49:29Phoebe
00:49:30goodbye
00:49:31now I can't wait to keep it
00:49:36goodbye
00:49:59I want Phoebe you saw that
00:50:02wow Clement you won
00:50:05yeah
00:50:05I want Phoebe you saw that
00:50:06that's good for you the real winner is the guy against the girl
00:50:21you were amazing Chase
00:50:25yo Chase good race good race man you crushed it
00:50:27nice brother have a good one see you boys tomorrow be there early early
00:50:45you done sulking yet Michael Phelps
00:50:49I can still see the steam coming off of you
00:50:52or are you just that petty
00:50:58the loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:51:02didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball
00:51:08but the winner gets
00:51:12anything they ask for
00:51:23anything
00:51:30since the winner is too proud to claim his prize
00:51:34I guess just forget about it
00:51:49well then
00:51:51I'm claiming it now
00:51:55what do you want
00:52:00you
00:52:02the gunner
00:52:08the gunner
00:52:10the gunner
00:52:15tutor me
00:52:19that's it
00:52:21what
00:52:23disappointed
00:52:26fine
00:52:27you want tutoring
00:52:29you'll get tutoring
00:52:30go sit
00:52:49if we're doing this
00:52:51we're doing this my way
00:52:53I'm one of those
00:52:56all-or-nothing type of notes
00:52:59it's it's not a thing
00:53:02well I made it a thing
00:53:07you scared of a little chemistry
00:53:09such
00:53:10clement
00:53:13you think we have chemistry
00:53:16miss phillips
00:53:26this skirt
00:53:27this skirt is doing a little uh
00:53:29Chantel
00:53:32remind me what subject this was
00:53:49let's try this one
00:53:52too hardcore no clothes
00:53:54that's okay
00:53:55that's why I'm here to help
00:53:57so it starts like this
00:53:59the drugstore sells a solution
00:54:00of three percent hydrogen peroxide
00:54:02by volume
00:54:05in a 150 million
00:54:06quantity of the solution
00:54:08there are how many million
00:54:09that goes to a
00:54:11okay
00:54:11and
00:54:12for the
00:54:13time today
00:54:15how
00:54:15is
00:54:16an
00:54:16iron
00:54:17and
00:54:17the
00:54:17answer
00:54:18is
00:54:27are you sure you're able to study
00:54:29clement
00:54:32you know
00:54:34i think i could teach
00:54:35you something in exchange
00:54:38if you behave
00:54:44i take my teaching very seriously
00:54:50if you don't behave
00:54:50i'm going to rock you with this
00:54:54so sit
00:54:55date
00:54:56and get two more
00:55:11i don't mind getting rough
00:55:15but i am not some stray that you can tease
00:55:17and train
00:55:19okay
00:55:21by the way
00:55:23i always come out
00:55:26fine
00:55:52doing okay mr clement
00:55:57now he's playing hard to guess
00:56:11now
00:56:12now
00:56:13now
00:56:13be a good girl
00:56:18so
00:56:39You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:54How long are y'all at work or do you also fight?
00:57:04A bad boy licks, hoops, and he always bites.
00:57:16But I'm trying to be good once in my life, Miss Phillips.
00:57:26Just remember, next time I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:58I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:59I'm not going to hold back.
00:58:28I'm not going to hold back.
00:58:58I'm not going to hold back.
00:59:28I'm not going to hold back.
00:59:29Got you.
00:59:40Sneaky, huh?
00:59:42Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping.
00:59:48Finish my assignment.
00:59:50If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:56What do you want?
00:59:59You got the makeover.
01:00:01I want another session with you.
01:00:05But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, there you go.
01:00:20Nice try.
01:00:21But you're not getting these.
01:00:27What if I get an A?
01:00:30Let an asshole get A waiting for once.
01:00:39Bring your A game, then.
01:00:45Please fucking two!
01:00:50Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just cause you pussy trapped the school bad boy?
01:01:01Lana?
01:01:02Yeah, bitch.
01:01:03It's urgent.
01:01:04Bring the strong shit.
01:01:06The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:10Yeah.
01:01:12Alright, bye.
01:01:17Alright, bye.
01:01:38Miss Hatchett doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:41S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:47St. Vincent's little sweetheart is gonna get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:53Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:02:01What's this?
01:02:14What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:16You're not in his class.
01:02:18Oh, I was just picking something up before cheer practice.
01:02:22Off you trot.
01:02:24My glasses start.
01:02:26Okay.
01:02:28Absolutely.
01:02:32Old witch!
01:02:34I'll teach you a lesson some day.
01:02:36Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:41What's this?
01:02:42Mrs. Herman!
01:02:44Um, I don't know.
01:02:45I just found this on my desk when I just...
01:02:50Marcelli's reserve.
01:02:51Truffle assort.
01:02:55Hey!
01:02:58A secret admirer?
01:03:00Hmm?
01:03:02Or some delinquent trying to derail your power?
01:03:06Absolutely inappropriate!
01:03:09Wait, can I just have one?
01:03:10No!
01:03:11You just stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:14You are a top candidate for the Rutherford scholarship.
01:03:17You do not have time for boys' gifts!
01:03:22Marronimous!
01:03:23Sweet!
01:03:24Truth!
01:03:25Distractions!
01:03:33Teenage hormones ruin your GPAs in the flu.
01:03:59Wow!
01:04:02Life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:06And Marcelli is to die for.
01:04:44Someone, in this class, clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:51The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:54But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:59So maybe they're still...
01:05:09Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:11Then your score will be voided,
01:05:14and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:17Detention for at least a week.
01:05:19I won't tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:25Beau Clement.
01:05:27Get out of my classroom.
01:05:32What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:35What does it mean?
01:05:36Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:40If you didn't cheat, what else could it mean?
01:05:42Where's the proof?
01:05:43Your existence is the proof.
01:05:46What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:51Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:53This is exactly what I am talking about.
01:05:56So go to the principal's office now!
01:06:01I didn't cheat.
01:06:02Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:05A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:10Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:18Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:26Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:28Excuse me.
01:06:31Because...
01:06:36Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:48I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:52You labeling students like this is wrong!
01:06:54He's not a delinquent!
01:06:57Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:07:00He's smart, and kind, and...
01:07:06And capital A Amazing.
01:07:11My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:14But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:17She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:20Phoebe Phillips,
01:07:22do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:25You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:29Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:37A girl like you should know better.
01:07:39Have some self-respect.
01:07:43Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:45You don't walk on water.
01:07:47You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:50You don't...
01:07:51You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:58The Last Minute
01:07:59Burn, what else could you be?
01:08:02And now you have corrupted my best student.
01:08:05Ly for you.
01:08:07Do you know what?
01:08:08I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:10Get out of my classroom!
01:08:12Now both of you!
01:08:13And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:24You can punish me for all you want, but leave Philip out of it, and if you think I am
01:08:29a
01:08:29problem...
01:08:30Walt, stop!
01:08:31I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull.
01:08:36What are you going to do?
01:08:37I will call the police.
01:08:41You stupid assignment, shit, you stupid Greg, I don't fucking need it!
01:09:06Phoebe!
01:09:07Phoebe, wait!
01:09:09She was being mean and cruel for no reason, but you, god, I hate bullies!
01:09:18So that's it, from now on we don't want each other anything anymore.
01:09:25Wait, what do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:28You and I are nothing alike!
01:09:30You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened!
01:09:34Nothing alike?
01:09:35Just because I'm not like you?
01:09:37As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed, and just take it?
01:09:42You care too damn much about what other people think about me!
01:09:45And no makeover can change that!
01:09:50You think I ruined your life?
01:09:53Newsflash, nothing can fix a coward!
01:09:58Then what are you?
01:10:00You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:10:02Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart!
01:10:07All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:10:10But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me!
01:10:14But you pretending not to cure my loss, that's just how to hide your fear!
01:10:20You break things, and people, and you push them away, just so you won't break yourself!
01:10:30I am scared!
01:10:32Yeah, I am fragile!
01:10:35And you knew that better than anyone!
01:10:38Why am I such a bad one?
01:10:38You're not my concern anymore!
01:10:41That's just what we do, isn't it?
01:10:44We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:45We just play games!
01:10:47I guess we played ourselves now!
01:11:00I am scared!
01:11:01Yeah, I am fragile!
01:11:04And you knew that better than anyone!
01:11:07Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:09I mean, he's an asshole too, but why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:13When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me!
01:11:21Babes?
01:11:22Hey!
01:11:24Sarah, are you okay?
01:11:26Alright Chase, sorry babe, just need to be alone right now.
01:11:32Mind if I sit here with you?
01:11:36Looks like Kiki's a swimmer shoulder.
01:11:38Best to cry on!
01:11:42Glad I can make you smile, Pheebs.
01:11:45Whoever made you cry?
01:11:47You know, that's a real asshole.
01:12:00I love this place, you know.
01:12:03I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:12:09Now it's your place too.
01:12:12You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:16Yeah, I know.
01:12:17You used to stand up right there.
01:12:21Wait, you knew?
01:12:22Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:24You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:31I'm deaf.
01:12:32Why would you do it?
01:12:35Why?
01:12:36Why did you do this?
01:12:36Why would you do it?
01:12:36I went to.
01:12:37Then why?
01:12:38Then why?
01:12:42Just feel me now.
01:12:45Chase!
01:12:46What?
01:12:47This doesn't feel right.
01:12:50What the hell Chase?
01:12:53Chase, pop the brakes! That's way too fast!
01:12:57Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:58Drop the egg.
01:12:59Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:14I think that's what you wanted, right?
01:13:16Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:13:18Stop!
01:13:21Please!
01:13:24Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:27Let go! Please let me go!
01:13:30Stop!
01:13:36Stop it, Chase! Chase!
01:13:38Chase, please, Chase, stop!
01:13:40Chase, this isn't you!
01:13:41You're supposed to be the nice guy!
01:13:44The fucking nice guy.
01:13:47No!
01:13:53Stop!
01:13:57What the...
01:14:01She...
01:14:02Fucking...
01:14:03said...
01:14:04No!
01:14:08Hey, you okay?
01:14:11Oh, are we supposed to get it?
01:14:14So what the fuck should we do with this piece of shit?
01:14:26That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:29Say it!
01:14:31I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:14:35I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:39I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:43I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:50I'm an asshole!
01:14:53Asshole!
01:15:09You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:12Just...
01:15:12Just breathe with me, alright?
01:15:14Okay.
01:15:15In...
01:15:15Out...
01:15:20I thought...
01:15:22I don't know...
01:15:23My brain just...
01:15:24I thought...
01:15:26I think that was my brain.
01:15:28Why would he do that to me?
01:15:30I feel so stupid!
01:15:33Phoebe.
01:15:34Phoebe.
01:15:34Look at me.
01:15:36You were not stupid.
01:15:37You were terrified.
01:15:39And you fought back.
01:15:40You...
01:15:40You bit him.
01:15:41You pulled away.
01:15:42You did everything you could.
01:15:44What if you hadn't come?
01:15:46I...
01:15:47I...
01:15:47I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:50I'm sorry.
01:15:51I'm sorry.
01:15:56You saved me, Beau.
01:15:58You saved me when I was just some nobody,
01:16:01just some nerd.
01:16:02I...
01:16:03I didn't save you.
01:16:04You saved me.
01:16:06And you saved yourself.
01:16:07I...
01:16:08I am just an idiot
01:16:09who's too quick to throw punches.
01:16:17And you're right.
01:16:18And you are not...
01:16:20a nerd.
01:16:21You...
01:16:21You...
01:16:22You're the kindest, strongest,
01:16:24prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:28You want to get out of here?
01:16:29Get to school.
01:16:31Yeah.
01:16:32Yeah.
01:16:35You okay?
01:16:41You ready for a ride?
01:16:43Sit tight, man.
01:16:55I'll be back.
01:16:58Who knew what they called?
01:17:08I could be with Beau.
01:17:11Infuriating, stupid, impossible Beau Clement.
01:17:15Showing up everytime I fall apart.
01:17:16You know what I mean.
01:17:17I should not be crushing your story.
01:17:35I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:51Do you want to have sex?
01:18:35You got condoms?
01:18:38Yeah.
01:18:40Yeah, I'm always packing.
01:18:42Pun intended.
01:19:11Oh, wait.
01:19:21I'm a little nervous, so I'm going to go shower first.
01:19:28Yeah.
01:19:30Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
01:19:32No rush.
01:19:34No rush.
01:19:49This is it, baby.
01:19:50When you've been waiting for your entire life, you can do this.
01:19:55Oh, my God.
01:19:58You're actually in her room, and she's taking a shower.
01:20:03Oh, my God.
01:20:08What the hell?
01:20:09Oh, my God.
01:20:18Oh, my God.
01:20:20Dang it.
01:20:25Hi.
01:20:27Hey.
01:20:27There's something important I need to tell you first.
01:20:31What is it?
01:20:32I need a shower, too.
01:20:35A shower's all yours, stupid.
01:20:37Okay.
01:21:13Oh, shit!
01:21:17No!
01:21:35Oh, shit!
01:21:42Hi!
01:21:44Surprise!
01:21:45Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:47You met our little friend there.
01:21:49You've actually touched it.
01:21:50And I touched myself.
01:21:51No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:54Shit!
01:22:05You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:07You won't need it ever again.
01:22:09No.
01:22:10No!
01:22:14No.
01:22:34This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:37I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:45Ditto, Phoebe Phillips.
01:22:48And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:53Phoebe, will you take me?
01:22:57As her first.
01:23:01It could only be you, Beau.
01:23:12And I love you, too.
01:23:14I love you, too.
01:23:49Good morning, princess.
01:23:52Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:24:00That's just my bed chem.
01:24:02My bed chemistry.
01:24:04Curse of being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:06You're such a dork.
01:24:15What happened here?
01:24:29What happened here?
01:24:32I got scratched by a tree branch, and I still insisted on going.
01:24:39When we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:24:44So she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:24:51But even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:25:05And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:13She wouldn't have died.
01:25:23I am so sorry.
01:25:26And you saw me almost drowned at the pool when we were...
01:25:28I can't believe I used that to blackmail you.
01:25:32I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:36I feel so stupid.
01:25:43No, Phoebe.
01:25:48You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:53You believed in me, and you gave me a purpose.
01:25:55You made me want to do better.
01:25:57To be better.
01:26:00You saved me.
01:26:12I'm good, I'm good.
01:26:14Are you good?
01:26:15You should see the other guy's person.
01:26:15I need you on.
01:26:16I'm gonna swim this way.
01:26:17You know that?
01:26:18And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:21Clement!
01:26:23I got a report.
01:26:25It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:30What?
01:26:32No, what the hell?
01:26:33I saw it.
01:26:36Bo Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:26:39Oh, shit.
01:26:40Fucking say that again.
01:26:42You heard me.
01:26:43I saw you try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:49Oh.
01:26:50All you know is how to solve problems with your business.
01:26:57Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:27:03Bo didn't do any of that.
01:27:05Phoebe?
01:27:06What the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:09Last night, Bo Clement was with me.
01:27:12In my bedroom.
01:27:14Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:17Coach Honda, don't believe me.
01:27:18She's just a slut.
01:27:20Who would throw herself at anyone.
01:27:21I mean, fucking look at her.
01:27:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:31This is fake.
01:27:31I'm already out.
01:27:32This is fake.
01:27:33It's edited, Coach.
01:27:34It's obviously edited.
01:27:35Chase Thompson!
01:27:37You're off my swim team.
01:27:38Now!
01:27:49You three, principal's office, now.
01:27:53You three thought you were slick, slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:28:07You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:10Twice.
01:28:14Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:21That never gets old.
01:28:23This school is toxic AM!
01:28:35Chop-chop ladies.
01:28:44Oh, hallway make-out sessions, free comedy, best school day ever.
01:28:56Capital A for absolutely, and you're capital A for ace, babe.
01:29:03Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
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