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Nerdy Girl's Hot Chemistry with B!ker Bad B0y [Full Movie] [Official Release]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01I won't bow down to a humble crown
00:00:04No borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:07Today's the day to be
00:00:08Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30With my own frame
00:00:33I stand on my own
00:00:40Sorry, excuse me
00:00:58Hey Chase
00:01:00Who?
00:01:02It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:05Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:09Chase, I...
00:01:16I've been in love with you forever
00:01:18Since like, 10th grade
00:01:20When you won that district contest
00:01:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but
00:01:26Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:33Sure, sure
00:01:36For real?
00:01:42Come here, babe
00:01:44Here we go
00:01:56Surprise, nerd
00:01:58Clement!
00:02:01Whoa, Clement!
00:02:03Yo!
00:02:06Whoa, Clement!
00:02:07What?
00:02:08Yo!
00:02:09Oh my God
00:02:10I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:12Watch out
00:02:13I'm Pho Clement
00:02:16Juvenile delinquent
00:02:21I'm not going down
00:02:22Dangerous and violent
00:02:24One, two, three
00:02:25Oh no
00:02:29In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:44In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:58Capital A for A-hole.
00:03:03Bo Clemence made it his mission to torment the nerd, me, my life, and the devil's playroom.
00:03:11I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:15Shit.
00:03:16I'm sorry, Bo, wrong guy, sorry!
00:03:20Hold up.
00:03:20I've been in love with you forever, since like, 10th grade, when you won that district contest.
00:03:26I know this is coming out of nowhere, but...
00:03:28Forever?
00:03:30Since 10th grade?
00:03:34Related! Related!
00:03:35Related that right now!
00:03:42Huh?
00:03:42Uuh!
00:03:44Wait a minute.
00:03:48I'll do that.
00:03:51Still, I'll do it for you.
00:03:54What?
00:04:00It's great, huh?
00:04:02I'll do it for you.
00:04:03The secretory.
00:04:03My head is gone.
00:04:04Your head is on my own.
00:04:05I will do it for you.
00:04:09I'll do it.
00:04:12What did you think was going to happen, girlfriend?
00:04:18Damn it.
00:04:20Not your girlfriend.
00:04:22I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:24Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:26I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:29This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:32For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow, I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:37Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:39Even if every other girl on Earth died right now, I'd still rather swing the other way than get with
00:04:43you.
00:04:47Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:49I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:53You're such an asshole!
00:05:12Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:14I'm sorry.
00:05:16I didn't mean to.
00:05:17No!
00:05:27Oops!
00:05:29Hey!
00:05:30Give those back!
00:05:32What, these?
00:05:45That was a prescription!
00:05:48So is your attitude, ugly.
00:05:51Max Maddock, aka Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:57If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds, she and her minions are out for blood.
00:06:02Oh, please.
00:06:07Let me go, Max.
00:06:08You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:12Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:15Definitely blind.
00:06:17Oh.
00:06:19Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:29How can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:36S-T, R-I-P.
00:06:40Exactly!
00:06:41R.I.P, nerd.
00:06:43Strip her.
00:06:44No!
00:06:46Stop!
00:06:50Stop!
00:06:52No!
00:06:53No!
00:07:17That's better.
00:07:19Off you go.
00:07:24Go.
00:07:29Oh.
00:07:35My nose!
00:07:45Oh, oh, oh!
00:07:49Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:07:53Oh, look at you!
00:08:20Great.
00:08:21First I confessed to the wrong guy and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:47Hi, Mom. I'm sorry.
00:08:52I'll do better next time. I promise.
00:08:56I'm sorry.
00:08:57No way.
00:08:58Beau Clement, the biker psycho, is actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:05He's still an asshole, Phoebe. You recorded your most embarrassing moment and humiliated you.
00:09:09I've been in love with you forever. Since like...
00:09:11Forever?
00:09:12Who made it? Who made them?
00:09:15I've had enough today. Time for payback.
00:09:35You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:09:38I...
00:09:39It's not what it looks like.
00:09:42Really?
00:09:43Because it looks a hell of a lot like...
00:09:46You were just recording it.
00:09:50Your call cannot be completed at this time. The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:55Don't wait for me!
00:09:59If me, your fucking phone.
00:10:01Philips.
00:10:09No!
00:10:22You don't get to be mad. You recorded me first.
00:10:25You stalked me into the boys locker room. You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:31Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as wha-
00:10:35Delete it.
00:10:36Now.
00:10:37Or I swear.
00:10:39Swear what?
00:10:40You're gonna hit me?
00:10:43Big man Beau Clement.
00:11:11No!
00:11:23Oh my...
00:11:24Oh my god.
00:11:31Phoebe!
00:11:33Phoebe!
00:11:35What the fuck?
00:11:55Come on.
00:11:56Come on Smart Mouth.
00:11:57Talk to me.
00:11:58Come on.
00:12:01Phoebe!
00:12:02Phoebe!
00:12:03Phoebe!
00:12:04Phoebe!
00:12:04Please! Talk to me!
00:12:04Stay with me!
00:12:14Come on.
00:12:21Shit.
00:12:23I'm sorry.
00:12:24I'm sorry.
00:12:25I'm sorry.
00:12:29I'm sorry.
00:12:32Jesus!
00:12:33Fuck!
00:12:37You scared the shit out of me!
00:12:42What?
00:12:43What did you do?
00:12:46You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:48And thank god, I knew CPI.
00:12:52You put your lips on me?
00:12:59And you felt my boobs?
00:13:02What the fu-?
00:13:10Are you-?
00:13:12I felt you-?
00:13:14I was-?
00:13:15I was-?
00:13:15I was saving you.
00:13:16I would rather die than fill you up.
00:13:18Okay?
00:13:18That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:22You consider that a kiss?
00:13:24Consider it charity.
00:13:27And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
00:13:31Yes.
00:13:37You recorded me first!
00:13:41Asshole.
00:13:48Asshole.
00:13:53Yeah?
00:13:54Huh?
00:13:57Two for one deal.
00:13:59You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:14:01You're very welcome.
00:14:08You touched me without my confidence!
00:14:12Whoa, whoa! What are you taking me for? A perv?
00:14:15Yeah, I'd rather drown in a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:19You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:32Oh, shit!
00:14:45Oh, shit!
00:14:47I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this m-
00:14:53Good morning!
00:14:57Okay, so this is why you call me a perv. Projection, huh?
00:15:01Wait, does that have a name?
00:15:03Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me! Let me guess. Chase.
00:15:06Oh, my God.
00:15:08Shut up! Give him breath!
00:15:10Uh-uh.
00:15:12So much for Miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:14If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:21Oh, my God.
00:15:21Ah!
00:15:27What?
00:15:31What?
00:15:33What?
00:15:36What?
00:15:38What?
00:15:39What?
00:15:41What?
00:15:41What?
00:15:41Not me.
00:15:42What not?
00:16:01Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:05I will.
00:16:12What happens if I post this and caption it, Beau Clement, crybaby mommy's boy?
00:16:19You?
00:16:19You tell on me.
00:16:20I post this.
00:16:22You both go down together.
00:16:25It's in the cloud.
00:16:26Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:29You're pushing it.
00:16:38What are you going to do?
00:16:42What are you going to do?
00:16:49Hey.
00:16:50Hey.
00:16:52Eyes up here?
00:16:56You delete that.
00:17:00I don't tell on you.
00:17:02Okay?
00:17:03And I'll throw in any favor, okay?
00:17:07Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:17:11How's that for a deal?
00:17:15You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:19What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:23Someone who bullies me for fun?
00:17:25Someone who threatens me every chance they get?
00:17:29Finally you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:35How's that for a change?
00:17:39Well, maybe you should learn to tell the difference on them actually being nice.
00:17:43Take it.
00:17:46Or don't.
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:51Make me popular for Chase.
00:17:54That's the favor.
00:17:56I'm sorry, what?
00:17:58You want me to what?
00:17:59That is not a favor.
00:18:00That is a miracle, okay?
00:18:03Oh my god.
00:18:05Natural curls.
00:18:07Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:10Body.
00:18:11Not exactly a fault.
00:18:13Oh my god.
00:18:15That's mean.
00:18:17Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:20Golden boy.
00:18:21Captain of the swim team.
00:18:23What, do cliches turn you on?
00:18:28You know you can do better.
00:18:29Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:40Shut the hell up.
00:18:50Take it or leave it.
00:18:51I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:52You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that Chase would never fall for
00:18:58a girl like you.
00:18:59Okay?
00:19:03I do like a challenge.
00:19:05And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:11That sounds like fun.
00:19:14You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:19Deal?
00:19:26Deal.
00:19:33Deal.
00:19:38Deal.
00:19:40Deal.
00:19:43Deal.
00:19:46Deal.
00:19:48Deal.
00:19:49Deal.
00:19:50Deal.
00:19:53Deal.
00:19:54Deal.
00:19:57Deal.
00:20:10I don't know.
00:20:37I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:21:18I've never been for ourselves since, don't you?
00:21:28I don't know.
00:21:47No, Phoebe Phillips.
00:21:48You like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse, not assholes on stupid bikes!
00:22:15Oh, jeez.
00:22:17Sorry.
00:22:17I'm sorry.
00:22:18I'm sorry.
00:22:18No, I'm sorry.
00:22:26Chase.
00:22:28Phoebe, right?
00:22:30Hey, um, are you going to come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:32You know, he does it every year.
00:22:33It's way to be cool.
00:22:34Yes.
00:22:35Yes, of course.
00:22:37You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:38I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:43Great.
00:22:44I'll see you then.
00:22:52See you then.
00:22:53Oh, no.
00:22:54How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:23:00Shit.
00:23:01Yikes.
00:23:03Look at you.
00:23:05Total train wreck.
00:23:10Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:13How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:21Fine.
00:23:23Fine.
00:23:24Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:25Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:28Hey.
00:23:31What are you doing?
00:23:33Put me down.
00:23:34Oh, shut up.
00:23:35Makeover.
00:23:35Starts now.
00:23:37Ah!
00:24:13Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:17Is this one of those moments?
00:24:22Is this one of those moments?
00:24:29No.
00:24:31The movie's lied.
00:24:33You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:35Cliches.
00:24:36No miracles.
00:24:38What the fuck?
00:24:39No.
00:24:41No, no, no.
00:24:49Her eyes, really are stunning.
00:25:10Bo, can you come in, please?
00:25:12I need help tying my dress.
00:25:25Here?
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:30The outage thing.
00:25:32You're going too, right?
00:25:37Please, I'll be so nervous alone.
00:25:41Short.
00:25:43Yes!
00:25:45Great.
00:25:46Now leave.
00:25:47I'm finishing up.
00:25:48Right.
00:25:48Go, go, go.
00:25:49Go, go.
00:25:57Bro, you're still there?
00:26:12Bro, I'll be there.
00:26:33Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:34Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:36Still do.
00:26:59Shit.
00:27:01Can't say hey, pretty.
00:27:05Whoa.
00:27:08Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:10That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:13Shut the front door.
00:27:14No effing way.
00:27:20Breathe.
00:27:21Don't faint.
00:27:22Don't throw up.
00:27:22Don't trip.
00:27:24Please don't trip.
00:27:26Hey, you made it.
00:27:29You look...
00:27:33Unbelievable.
00:27:34You too.
00:27:35You always do.
00:27:36I mean, how could you not?
00:27:38Hair.
00:27:39Face.
00:27:39Suit.
00:27:40The teeth.
00:27:41All of it.
00:27:43Good job.
00:27:44Good job.
00:27:45Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:47You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:49Phoebs.
00:27:50Ooh.
00:27:51Now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:53I wish it were as easy as a quiz.
00:27:55So no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:57But then, you know I'd resuscitate you.
00:28:00Because that's the perks of being a Swim Team Captain.
00:28:02I'm life-saving certified.
00:28:15Oh, my God, Phoebs.
00:28:17I always found you hot, but this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:21I find you just the same.
00:28:30What the actual fuck?
00:28:40Well, well.
00:28:42St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:45Good job.
00:28:48I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:51I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:53Max, stop!
00:28:54It's okay, Chase.
00:28:56Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:58Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:29:00Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:05Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:08Like I did before?
00:29:22You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:26I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:30You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what?
00:29:33A duck?
00:29:34Is that the best you can do?
00:29:36I was going to say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:39Oh, bird!
00:29:40Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:41Shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:45Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:46When this is over and the lights come back on,
00:29:49are you going to go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:53You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:57And as long as you keep putting out,
00:30:00some guy will eventually notice you.
00:30:02Oh, shit!
00:30:03Shit!
00:30:06I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:10The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:14You're right.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:19I do need a reminder.
00:30:21And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:25Enlighten me, please.
00:30:28You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:31How cliche, Max.
00:30:32What, do you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:34More plastic.
00:30:35Much less iconic.
00:30:37Yes.
00:30:37And something nastier than a bus is going to hit you very soon.
00:30:41Eldridge Winter Function serving mean girls.
00:30:45All right, get her ass.
00:30:46Maybe.
00:30:48After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:51But it's okay.
00:30:53You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:55Here's some charity.
00:30:57Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:31:01Seriously.
00:31:02Yeah, I'm a nerd.
00:31:04I love chemistry.
00:31:06And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop once you grew up and got
00:31:12smarter.
00:31:15Wishful thinking.
00:31:17Pathetic?
00:31:18I know.
00:31:19But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:24Wow.
00:31:25Good job.
00:31:26Who will call selling her feet pics at 28?
00:31:28Her career eventually.
00:31:30Holy shit.
00:31:34Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:37Seriously.
00:31:37Okay, are you done?
00:31:38Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike.
00:31:40And leave her alone.
00:31:42For once.
00:31:43Oh, God.
00:31:44I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:45In front of everyone.
00:31:46On the best night of my life.
00:31:51This isn't over.
00:31:53Have a good night.
00:31:59I came here to impress a boy.
00:32:02But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:17Okay, so like I said, if someone sees us, a code word.
00:32:23Oh, jeez.
00:32:25Oh, my God.
00:32:25I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:26Max doesn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:29Sink bump for the...
00:32:31I'll go verge.
00:32:34Okay.
00:32:35Okay.
00:32:37Perfect.
00:32:39Now, let it set for now.
00:32:44Oh, great.
00:32:47It's a niche tourism.
00:32:54It's a...
00:32:55Man.
00:32:57You know, Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:33:00Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:04Now, St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:08And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:12Kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:25You want some?
00:33:28And a toast for the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:36Slow.
00:33:39Slow.
00:33:41Yeah, sure.
00:33:43Courage.
00:33:46Love courage.
00:33:48You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:50Don't be lying.
00:33:51It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:53There you go.
00:34:00Whoa.
00:34:02Whoa.
00:34:03Easy there.
00:34:03Ew.
00:34:04You okay, Phoebs?
00:34:06Is this legal?
00:34:09Not exactly.
00:34:18You.
00:34:19Come with me.
00:34:20How do you want, Clement?
00:34:22Move.
00:34:23Or you can find out.
00:34:25Stop it.
00:34:26Both of you.
00:34:27This is a ball, not a box.
00:34:29I'm right.
00:34:38No.
00:34:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:40Shit.
00:34:41My dress.
00:34:43Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:48Press the game, buddy.
00:34:49Not funny.
00:34:52Are you happy now?
00:34:54My night's ruined.
00:35:03I...
00:35:15I need a minute.
00:35:16I need a minute.
00:35:19Hey.
00:35:20She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:22I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:35The idiot.
00:35:37Dumbass.
00:35:38Asshole.
00:35:44I'm so stupid.
00:35:57Why are you here?
00:35:59Get out.
00:36:01I need cleanup too.
00:36:05This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:13Lee, get out.
00:36:15I'm not leaving.
00:36:16So calm down.
00:36:20Fine.
00:36:21Then enjoy the show.
00:36:26What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:29What the hell does it look like?
00:36:30You wouldn't leave.
00:36:31So be my guest.
00:36:37Be my guest too.
00:36:40What are you doing?
00:36:41Oh, didn't say that.
00:36:44I was here first.
00:36:45Get your own room.
00:36:47Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:52Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:56At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:37:02You arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room stain.
00:37:07That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:09How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:13I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:19I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:21And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:25So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:28I'm not getting excited.
00:37:30And this ain't going to happen, even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:36Oh, really?
00:37:37Mm-hmm.
00:38:06You think a little strange.
00:38:07is gonna undo me?
00:38:09That's very cute.
00:38:11Very virgin of you.
00:38:30I dare you
00:38:31to touch me
00:38:33unless you're too chicken shit even
00:38:35it's a payback
00:39:02I'm no chicken shit
00:39:06Now go on
00:39:08Try me
00:39:20Follow me, I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:32That's Mrs. Aldridge's voice
00:39:34Shhh, shhh, shhh
00:39:35Come on, come on
00:39:43My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal
00:39:48We have 20 minutes
00:39:53You're mine now
00:40:00Don't touch me
00:40:01Oh
00:40:07Wow
00:40:09Saw that in the bedroom
00:40:10Yeah, makes sense
00:40:18Yes, baby
00:40:20Right there
00:40:21Or babe
00:40:24Are they seriously?
00:40:27Seriously?
00:40:36Could you uh...
00:40:44I don't think I can face Mrs. Eldridge anymore
00:40:46The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:48Her mom's looking to haunt me like nightmares
00:41:07Stay still, Phoebe
00:41:09I paid you
00:41:17You said you weren't gonna get excited
00:41:20You said you weren't gonna get excited
00:41:20But I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here
00:41:26Liar
00:41:27Liar
00:41:29Purp
00:41:30Loser
00:41:33You naughty naughty boy
00:41:53No
00:41:54No, Phoebe
00:41:56Why not?
00:41:58You're not yourself
00:41:59You're drunk
00:42:00No, I'm not
00:42:04Okay
00:42:05Okay, here we go
00:42:08Hold on
00:42:09Hold on
00:42:12What are you doing?
00:42:14I'm getting us out of here
00:42:16Now put your arms around my neck
00:42:23Do it, Mary
00:42:25Hurry up
00:42:27We don't know the way about it
00:42:30Would you rather stay here
00:42:32Would you rather stay here and listen to a real life porno
00:42:33It was your lab grant
00:42:38So grab me
00:42:39And let the bad boy do his thing
00:42:44Sure
00:42:46There we go
00:42:54What?
00:42:56Who are you?
00:42:57How long have you been?
00:42:59Ma'am?
00:43:00You should let your husband know that these walls are too thin
00:43:13Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking it
00:43:18Just don't
00:43:19Just don't take me
00:43:24Phoebe
00:43:24Hey
00:43:26I've been looking all over for you
00:43:30Are you okay?
00:43:34Come on, Phoebs
00:43:35Let's go
00:43:36Come here
00:43:36Come on
00:43:48Okay
00:43:49On three, we drench the ugly duckling
00:43:52I guess we'll go viral
00:43:57Let's go see what trash he's dancing with
00:43:59Oh
00:44:01Hell no
00:44:16Oh
00:44:21Oh my god
00:44:23What is that?
00:44:25It smells like a public restroom blew up
00:44:28Oh my god
00:44:30It's trashy me couture
00:44:32Get it off me
00:44:36Fun chemistry fact
00:44:37The stench
00:44:38That's ammonia
00:44:40Meaning
00:44:41You're sexually covered in piss feeling
00:44:44Pissing Max
00:44:46Mad stinky Max
00:44:57Oh my god, Belle, that's like kind of nice
00:45:20Hey, Phoebs
00:45:21Hey, Phoebs
00:45:22Need a ride home?
00:45:24Um
00:45:31Yeah, sure
00:45:41Dude
00:45:41You know it's first come first serve
00:45:53Oh my god
00:45:53Hop in
00:45:54I'll take you home
00:45:57Oh my god
00:45:59You were waiting for me
00:46:00That's so sweet
00:46:02I have no idea what that had
00:46:04I
00:46:04I got two hours
00:46:06And then a shower
00:46:08And then it was cold
00:46:09And then it was a cold shower
00:46:11And I was like
00:46:11I've never taken a cold shower in my life
00:46:13And I was like
00:46:13Can we have one?
00:46:14Just drive
00:46:23That was fog
00:46:24There's a function
00:46:25That was fog
00:46:27I was the one who tripped Lana
00:46:30You stink
00:46:34Wait, that was you?
00:46:38What the fuck is this day?
00:46:42Fuck, they're both gonna pay for this
00:46:48done
00:46:58Phoebs, you look amazing
00:47:00Dang girl, you were such a badass at the Winter Ball
00:47:06There she is
00:47:08And then the Golden Girl
00:47:10Golden Girl?
00:47:12Please I just passed a prop quiz
00:47:14Really?
00:47:16You know, because apparently half the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:20I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:25Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:30Team's got the pull to ourselves.
00:47:32You should swing by.
00:47:33Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:36Some cue.
00:47:41Yeah, sure.
00:47:43I'll be there.
00:47:56All of these.
00:47:58Jump in!
00:47:59Okay, okay, fine.
00:48:02I just, I can't swim.
00:48:05I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:48:10You're in good hands.
00:48:13You get who I am?
00:48:15No.
00:48:22Yo, Captain Thompson.
00:48:25Listen, you want to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast, just faster
00:48:30running your mouth.
00:48:35You want to race me?
00:48:38You know, I'm always down to humbling the underachieving.
00:48:43Phoebe, want a time for us?
00:48:49Um...
00:48:50You're not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:49:04Start!
00:49:20So could I know one's gonna hear it?
00:49:26Phoebe, choose me.
00:49:35Goodbye.
00:49:35Goodbye.
00:49:47Bye.
00:49:54Whoa!
00:49:56Yo!
00:49:58I won, Phoebe.
00:50:00You saw that?
00:50:03Wow Clement, you won.
00:50:06That's good for you.
00:50:07The real winner is the guy against the girl.
00:50:21You were amazing, Chase.
00:50:25Yo, Chase.
00:50:25Good race, good race, good race, man.
00:50:27You crushed it.
00:50:27Thanks, brother.
00:50:28Have a good one.
00:50:29See you boys tomorrow.
00:50:30See you early.
00:50:30Early.
00:50:45You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:49I can still see the steam coming off of you.
00:50:52Or are you just that petty?
00:50:58The loser got the towel as a consolation prize.
00:51:02Didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:08But the winner gets anything they ask for.
00:51:23Anything.
00:51:30Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize, I guess just forget about it.
00:51:49Well then, I'm claiming it now.
00:51:54What do you want?
00:52:00You, the gunner.
00:52:15Tutor me.
00:52:19That's it?
00:52:21What?
00:52:22Disappointed?
00:52:26Fine.
00:52:27You want tutoring?
00:52:28You'll get tutoring.
00:52:30Go sit.
00:52:35No.
00:52:36No.
00:52:49If we're doing this, we're doing this my way.
00:52:53I'm one of those all-or-nothing type of nerds.
00:52:59It's not a thing.
00:53:02Well, I made it a thing.
00:53:07You scared of a little chemistry such, Clement?
00:53:13You think we have chemistry?
00:53:16Miss Phillips.
00:53:17Miss Phillips.
00:53:18Miss Phillips.
00:53:26He's skirt is doing a little, uh, Chantel.
00:53:32Remind me what subject this was again?
00:53:49Let's try this one.
00:53:52Too hardcore.
00:53:53No clothes.
00:53:54That's okay.
00:53:55That's why I'm here to help.
00:53:57So it starts like this.
00:53:59The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide by volume.
00:54:05In a 150 million dollar quantity of a solution, there are how many million dollars that goes
00:54:10to a...
00:54:11Okay.
00:54:12So the answer is...
00:54:27Are you sure you've got a study, Clement?
00:54:32You know, I think I could teach you something in exchange if you behave.
00:54:45I take my teaching very seriously.
00:54:50If you don't behave, I'm going to rock you with this.
00:54:52So sit.
00:54:55Date.
00:54:56Thanks, Tumor.
00:55:11I don't mind getting rough, Philips, but I am not some stray that you can tease and train.
00:55:19Okay?
00:55:21By the way, I always come out of time.
00:55:26You're so close.
00:55:27And you're so cute.
00:55:27I like a drink, but I can't keep my drink.
00:55:32I'm going to ask you something in there.
00:55:33You're so full of air in the night.
00:55:33She's so full of air.
00:55:37You're so full of air in the night, everyone is not good yet.
00:55:52You're so full of air in the night and you're having to wear.
00:55:57Now he's playing hard to kiss.
00:56:12Now, now, be a good girl.
00:56:39You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:41If you push, I push back slowly.
00:56:45Don't pretend you don't like the heat.
00:56:49Don't want me like I'm hard to handle.
00:56:52I've been dangerous since day long.
00:56:54How long?
00:56:56Are you all bark?
00:56:57Or do you also bite?
00:57:04A bad boy.
00:57:06Lakes.
00:57:07Lokes.
00:57:08And he always bites.
00:57:16But I'm trying to be good.
00:57:19Once in my life.
00:57:22Miss Phillips.
00:57:26Just remember, next time I'm not gonna hold back.
00:57:49Sir Allen's standing before bed.
00:57:50Good morning, sir.
00:57:56I need help together.
00:58:05Yes, my brother is probably doing so.
00:58:07Where's the place for him?
00:58:07We thought is awesome.
00:58:08He's willing to deal with the town.
00:58:11I don't know.
00:58:48I don't know.
00:59:14I don't know.
00:59:40I don't know.
00:59:40Sneaky, huh?
00:59:42Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping?
00:59:48Finish my assignment.
00:59:50If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:56What do you want?
00:59:59You got the makeover.
01:00:01I want another session with you.
01:00:05But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, make out.
01:00:19Nice try.
01:00:21But you're not getting these.
01:00:27What if I get an A?
01:00:30Let an asshole get A waiting for once.
01:00:39Bring your A game, then.
01:00:45He's fucking two!
01:00:50Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy trapped the school bad boy?
01:01:01Lana?
01:01:02Yeah, bitch.
01:01:03It's urgent.
01:01:05Bring the straw shit.
01:01:06The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:11Yeah.
01:01:11All right, bye.
01:01:14All right, bye.
01:01:41S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:47St. Vincent's little sweetheart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:53Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:02:00What's this?
01:02:14What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:16You're not in his class.
01:02:18Oh, I was just picking something up before cheer practice.
01:02:22Off you trot.
01:02:24My class is starting.
01:02:26Okay.
01:02:28Absolutely.
01:02:32Old witch!
01:02:34I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:36Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:41What's this?
01:02:42Mrs. Herman!
01:02:44Um, I don't know.
01:02:45I just found this on my desk and I just...
01:02:47Anyway.
01:02:50Marcelli's reserve.
01:02:51Truffle a soldier.
01:02:55Hey!
01:02:58A secret admirer.
01:03:00Hmm?
01:03:02Or some delinquent trying to derail your father.
01:03:07Absolutely inappropriate.
01:03:08Wait, can I just have one at...
01:03:10No!
01:03:11You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:14You are a top candidate for the Rutherford scholarship.
01:03:17You do not have time for boys.
01:03:20Gifts!
01:03:22An anonymous, sweet truth distractions.
01:03:33Teenage hormones ruin your GPAs in the flu.
01:03:59Wow!
01:04:02Life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:05And I'm not afraid.
01:04:08It is to die for.
01:04:32And my pain is to die for.
01:04:45Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:51The grade they received is not accurate, but I'm willing to give them another chance to
01:04:58confess.
01:04:59So maybe there's still hope.
01:05:09Still refusing to come forward, then your score will be voided and you will report to the
01:05:15principal's office.
01:05:16Detention for at least a week.
01:05:19I will not tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:25Beau Clement, get out of my classroom.
01:05:32What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:35What does it mean?
01:05:36Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:40If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:43Where's your proof?
01:05:43Your existence is the proof.
01:05:46The fuck did you just say?
01:05:51Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:53This is exactly what I am talking about.
01:05:56Beau, go to the principal's office now.
01:06:01I didn't cheat.
01:06:02Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:05A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:10Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:18Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat.
01:06:26Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat.
01:06:28Excuse me.
01:06:31Because...
01:06:36Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:48I helped him study.
01:06:50But the work was all his.
01:06:51You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:54He's not a delinquent.
01:06:57Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:07:00He's smart and kind and...
01:07:06And capital A amazing.
01:07:11My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:14But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:17She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:19Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:25You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:29Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:37A girl like you should know better.
01:07:39I have some self-respect.
01:07:42Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:45You don't walk on water.
01:07:47You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:50You don't...
01:07:51You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:08:01And now you've corrupted my best student.
01:08:05Lying for you.
01:08:07Do you know what?
01:08:08I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:10Get out of my classroom.
01:08:12Now both of you.
01:08:13And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:18Don't move.
01:08:23You can punish me for all you want but leave Philip out of it and if you think I am
01:08:29a problem
01:08:30Walt, stop!
01:08:31I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull
01:08:36What are you going to do, I will call the police
01:08:42You stupid assignment, shit, you stupid grade, I don't fucking need it
01:09:06Phoebe, Phoebe, wait!
01:09:09She was being mean and cruel for no reason
01:09:12But you!
01:09:15God, I hate bullies, so that's it, from now on we don't owe each other anything anymore
01:09:24Wait, what do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:28You and I are nothing alike, you have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened
01:09:34Nothing alike?
01:09:35Just because I'm not like you?
01:09:37As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed and just take it?
01:09:42You can't too damn much about what other people think about me
01:09:45And no makeover could change that
01:09:50You think I ruined your life?
01:09:53Newsflash, nothing can fix a coward
01:09:58Then what are you?
01:09:59You're a disaster beyond repair
01:10:02Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart
01:10:06All you know is how to solve problems with your fist
01:10:10But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me
01:10:14But you pretending not to cure my loss
01:10:16That's just how to hide your fear
01:10:20You break things, and people, and you push them away
01:10:26Just so you won't break yourself
01:10:31I am scared
01:10:33Yeah, I am fragile
01:10:35And you knew that better than anyone
01:10:38Not my concern anymore
01:10:41That's just what we do, isn't it?
01:10:44We just don't tell each other, right? We just play games
01:10:46Yes, we played ourselves now
01:11:00I am scared
01:11:01Yeah, I am fragile
01:11:03And you knew that better than anyone
01:11:07Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:09I mean, he's an asshole too, but
01:11:11Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:13When all he was trying to do was help me when
01:11:17No one else even noticed me
01:11:22Babes?
01:11:22Hey
01:11:24Sarah, are you okay?
01:11:26Alright Chase
01:11:27Sorry, babe
01:11:28I just need to be alone right now
01:11:32Mind if I sit here with you?
01:11:36Looks like you can use a swimmer's shoulder
01:11:38Best to cry on
01:11:42Glad I can make you smile, Pheebs
01:11:45Whoever made you cry
01:11:47You know, that's a real asshole
01:12:01I love this place, you know?
01:12:03I usually come here alone
01:12:04Clear my head, do a few laughs
01:12:06Think about stuff
01:12:09Now it's your place too
01:12:12You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim
01:12:15Yeah, I know
01:12:17You used to stand up right there
01:12:20Wait, you knew?
01:12:22Come on, Pheebs
01:12:24You aren't exactly subtle
01:12:31I've noticed you both
01:12:35Actually lived
01:12:38What?
01:12:39Then why?
01:12:42Just feel me now
01:12:45Chase
01:12:46What?
01:12:47This doesn't feel right
01:12:49What the hell, Chase?
01:12:53Chase, pop the brakes
01:12:54That's way too fast
01:12:57Come on, Pheebs
01:12:58Drop the egg
01:12:59Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this
01:13:14I think that's what you wanted, right?
01:13:16Now I'm gonna give it to you
01:13:17No!
01:13:18Stop!
01:13:20Help!
01:13:22Help!
01:13:24Help!
01:13:24Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:27Let go! Please let me go!
01:13:28Let go! Please let me go!
01:13:30Stop!
01:13:32Stop!
01:13:36Stop it, Chase!
01:13:38Chase!
01:13:38Chase, please, Chase, stop!
01:13:40Chase, this isn't you
01:13:41You're supposed to be the nice guy
01:13:44The fucking nice guy
01:13:47No!
01:13:52No!
01:13:54Stop!
01:13:57What the...
01:14:01She...
01:14:02Fucking...
01:14:03Sad...
01:14:04No!
01:14:08Hey, you okay?
01:14:11Oh, are we supposed to get it?
01:14:13So what the fuck should we do?
01:14:16This piece of shit
01:14:26That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:28That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:29Say it!
01:14:31I, Chase Thompson
01:14:32I'm not a nice guy
01:14:34I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:37Fuck!
01:14:39I...
01:14:40Chase Thompson
01:14:41I'm not a nice guy
01:14:43I'm a rapey asshole
01:14:45Fuck!
01:14:47Fuck!
01:14:50I'm an asshole!
01:14:53Asshole!
01:15:07Hey, Phoebe!
01:15:09You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:12Just...
01:15:12Just breathe with me, alright?
01:15:15In...
01:15:16Out...
01:15:20I thought...
01:15:21I don't know...
01:15:23My brain just...
01:15:25Broke!
01:15:25I thought he was my friend
01:15:28Why would he do that to me?
01:15:30I feel so stupid!
01:15:33Phoebe, Phoebe
01:15:34Look at me
01:15:35You were not stupid
01:15:37You were terrified
01:15:38And you fought back
01:15:40You bit him
01:15:41You pulled away
01:15:41You did everything you could
01:15:44What if you hadn't come?
01:15:46I...
01:15:47I...
01:15:47I will never let you out of my sight again
01:15:49I'm sorry
01:15:50I'm sorry
01:15:56You saved me, Beau
01:15:57You saved me when I was just some nobody
01:16:00For some nerd
01:16:03I...
01:16:03I didn't save you
01:16:04You saved me
01:16:05And you saved yourself
01:16:07I...
01:16:08I am just an idiot
01:16:09Who's too quick to throw punches
01:16:16And you're right
01:16:18And you are not
01:16:19A nerd
01:16:20You...
01:16:21You...
01:16:21You're the kindest
01:16:23Strongest
01:16:24Prettiest nerd
01:16:25I've ever met
01:16:27You want to get out of here?
01:16:29Ditch school
01:16:31Yeah
01:16:31Yeah
01:16:34You okay?
01:16:41You ready for a ride?
01:16:43Sit tight
01:16:44Yeah
01:17:04You ready for a ride?
01:17:09Me with Beau
01:17:10Infuriating
01:17:12Stupid
01:17:12Impossible
01:17:13Beau Clement
01:17:14Showing up every time I fall apart
01:17:17I should not be crushing this ride
01:17:34I'm absolutely crushing you
01:17:48I'm absolutely crushing you
01:17:50Do you wanna have sex?
01:18:00Do you wanna have sex?
01:18:19I love you
01:18:35You got condoms?
01:18:38Yeah
01:18:40I'm always packing
01:18:41Pun intended
01:19:13Wait.
01:19:18Wait.
01:19:20Um, I'm a little nervous, so I'm gonna go shower first.
01:19:28Yeah.
01:19:30Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
01:19:32Uh, no rush.
01:19:49This is it, baby.
01:19:50When you've been waiting for your entire life, you can do this.
01:19:55Oh, my God.
01:19:58You're actually in her room, and she's taking a shower.
01:20:02Oh, my God.
01:20:07What the hell?
01:20:09Oh, my God.
01:20:19I'm a little nervous.
01:20:20Oh, my God.
01:20:22Oh, my God.
01:20:27I'm a little nervous.
01:20:31What is it?
01:20:32I need a shower too.
01:20:35A shower is all yours, stupid.
01:21:13Stupid.
01:21:19No!
01:21:35Oh shit!
01:21:42Hi!
01:21:44Surprise!
01:21:45Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:47You met our little friend there.
01:21:49You've actually touched it.
01:21:50And I touched myself.
01:21:51No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:54Shit!
01:22:05You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:07You won't need it ever again.
01:22:08You won't need it ever again.
01:22:10Never.
01:22:10You won't need it anymore.
01:22:10Miss ŃŠµŠ±Ń!ļæ½
01:22:45Ditto, Phoebe Phillips.
01:22:47And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:53Phoebe, will you take me?
01:22:57As her first.
01:23:01It could only be you, Bob.
01:23:12And I love you, too.
01:23:26Okay.
01:23:49Good morning, princess.
01:23:52Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:24:00That's just my bed chem.
01:24:02My bed chemistry.
01:24:04Perks of being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:06He's such a dork.
01:24:15What happened here?
01:24:22That, um, my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat.
01:24:31And on the way there, I got scratched by a tree branch.
01:24:37And I still insisted on going.
01:24:39Well, when we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:24:44So she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:24:48Um, but even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:24:58She never came back.
01:25:06And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:13She wouldn't have died.
01:25:15Bo.
01:25:20Bo.
01:25:22Bo.
01:25:23I am so sorry.
01:25:26And you saw me almost drowned at the pool when we were...
01:25:28I can't believe I used that to blackmail you.
01:25:32I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:36I feel so stupid.
01:25:43No, Phoebe.
01:25:45No, Phoebe.
01:25:48You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:53You believed in me.
01:25:54And you gave me a purpose.
01:25:55You made me want to do better.
01:25:57To be better.
01:26:00You saved me.
01:26:12All right.
01:26:13What happened?
01:26:14I'm good.
01:26:14Are you good?
01:26:15You should see the other guy's person.
01:26:15I need you on.
01:26:16I'm going to swim this week.
01:26:17You know that?
01:26:18And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:21Clement!
01:26:23I got a report.
01:26:25It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:30What?
01:26:32No, what the hell?
01:26:33I-I...
01:26:34I saw it.
01:26:36Beau Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:26:39Oh, shit.
01:26:40Fucking say that again.
01:26:42You heard me.
01:26:43I saw you...
01:26:45try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:50All you know is how to solve problems with your business!
01:26:57Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:26:59I'm a bitch.
01:27:03Beau didn't do any of that.
01:27:05Phoebe?
01:27:06What the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:09Last night, Beau Clement was with me.
01:27:12In my bedroom.
01:27:14Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:17Oh, Tonda, don't believe me.
01:27:18She's just a slut.
01:27:20We'll throw herself at anyone.
01:27:21I mean, fucking look at her.
01:27:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:31I'm a re-
01:27:32This is fake.
01:27:33It's edited, coach.
01:27:34It's obviously edited.
01:27:35Chase Thompson!
01:27:37You're off my swim team!
01:27:38Now!
01:27:49You three, principal's office, now!
01:27:53You three thought you were slick, slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:28:07You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:10Twice.
01:28:14Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:20Oh, shit.
01:28:22That never gets old.
01:28:23This school is toxic AM!
01:28:35Chop, chop, ladies.
01:28:44Oh, hallway make-out sessions, free comedy.
01:28:48Best school day ever.
01:28:57Capital A for absolutely, and you're a capital A for ace, babe.
01:29:03Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
01:29:06But there's five pseud folded.
01:29:06We dall'o...
01:29:09roadard.
01:29:20I miss you next year!
01:29:20Oh, yeah.
01:29:20I don't even know what you're doing.
01:29:21Yeah.
01:29:21You
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