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00:00Who is Don in the land dispute with?
00:03The Dongalava Corporation.
00:05Al, we know your family was involved in a land dispute with Don Darrell.
00:07What it looks like is you dragging a very dead Don Darrell up the jetty towards the Dong.
00:11He wasn't dead. He was shit-faced.
00:13He was alive when I left him.
00:15Isaac turned it wedged in some mangroves.
00:17So it's a dick bomb.
00:18A dick and a bum.
00:19Yeah, it's a dick bomb.
00:21Redcliffe directing Sergeant Ferguson to conduct a premises search today.
00:24That wasn't great.
00:25Eddie did what?
00:26Frank's been up to his old tricks again, hasn't he?
00:28Doing what, Eddie?
00:29Poaching wild crocs, Collins, okay?
00:31We have our own case.
00:33Someone else went out to the Dongalava to our left.
00:35So I need you here, not fixating on your dad.
00:37I didn't poach any crocs.
00:39What is this, Frank?
00:40Did you chop Don Darrell?
00:43I found a police issue handgun with two rounds missing.
00:46And we're just hoping to identify the owner.
01:08This is a bloody dog act.
01:09But it wouldn't be your first dog act, would it, Werner?
01:12Probably won't be your last dog act later.
01:15Oi!
01:15Get the car.
01:15I'm getting out.
01:16I'm gonna get in the face, huh?
01:17No, you wouldn't know.
01:18You will not be doing that.
01:19I am.
01:19I'm just gonna fucking charge it up and then zap, zap, zap.
01:21Yeah, go and get it out.
01:22I'm happy with you little pigeon toy.
01:27Get him down, Eddie.
01:32Put your belt on.
01:37We will question Frank formally in our kitchenette with a recording device.
01:48Why'd you fucking do it?
01:49Eddie, Eddie.
01:50I didn't do nothing.
01:51It was a steep jump.
01:52Oh, come on. You've been talking about killing Don Daryl for 40 years.
01:55We found a chainsaw buried in your backyard like a dead budgie.
01:59Not to mention the fact that Leo found some of your crap in the river scrub.
02:02What was it, Collins? What was it? Hey?
02:05Um, we will talk about that later.
02:07Yeah, we will talk about it later. It was something big, wasn't it?
02:09You are a shit creek without a snorkel, mate.
02:12Those forensics are searching every nook and funny at Don's donger.
02:16And if they so much as find silver pube of yours, you are going down.
02:21You got me.
02:24I've done it.
02:29I murdered Don Daryl.
02:37How'd you fucking do it?
02:39Eddie, Eddie, no.
02:40You've really stepped it up, shit face. You're going down.
02:43A jury's going to have no trouble at all imagining the bunny hop you've made from fucking animal cruelty to
02:48full-blown fucking homicide.
02:49I'm going to cook you like a three-course dinner, mate.
02:51It's going to be soup, meat, and a fucking viennetta.
02:54Collins don't answer that.
02:5540 years of this shit.
02:56You've been fucking my dick, mate.
02:58I'm just going to turn it off.
02:59I'm waiting.
02:59Wait a minute.
03:03Uh, Detective Collins?
03:06Hi, Cole.
03:08We've got a bit of a problem at HQ.
03:32Double-page spread in a national fucking paper.
03:35Full-colour.
03:37Full-colour.
03:37The son, DJ Daryl, says.
03:40The cops went after Jason Wade.
03:42Hipso facto, they think he murdered my dad.
03:45So there it is, black and fucking white.
03:47It's not black and white.
03:48It's a full-colour spread.
03:49We never discussed anything of the kind with DJ, sir.
03:53Commissioner, could we seek a legal retraction from the paper?
03:55He called Jason Wade a murderer, all right?
03:57You can't unsuck that cock.
03:58What the fuck are you wearing?
04:00Oh, well, you said you were coming in at 10, and I had running clubs, so...
04:03Close your legs, mate.
04:04One of your nuts has popped out.
04:05No, no, no.
04:05That's a pocket, sir.
04:07That's a very low-hanging pocket.
04:09No, it's not.
04:11Ah, here we go again.
04:13Every weekend, these eight-foot fucking she-mans from that gay club knob across the alley
04:18hurl shit at us.
04:20Bomber dingers filled with jizz.
04:22I'm sure he thinks we should march with him at pride.
04:25No, well, I asked my 20-year-old about that, and she said no.
04:29That's unbelievable.
04:30Because you bunch of fucks have been up at Barrick Creek five fucking days,
04:34and by all reports, your investigation has changed direction more times than a bat with a fucking concussion.
04:40Oh, we would agree that it has been a bit of a bumpy start, sir, but we are currently piecing
04:44together a picture.
04:45A picture?
04:46This isn't a 1,000-piece puzzle of a fucking puppy in a hat.
04:50We haven't got time to let this drag out, particularly if Don Darrell's seagull family keeps squawking to the press.
04:57Well, actually, Commissioner, the detectives had a breakthrough overnight.
05:00They found a chainsaw at the property of a person of interest in an area...
05:04Oh, good!
05:04Because Blunt's team has made a breakthrough too.
05:07Really?
05:08Have they?
05:09Yeah.
05:09Two backpacks were found at River Creek by a hunter and his pig dogs.
05:12So if you don't finish pushing together your pictures, I'm gonna hand your case over to Blunt so fast that
05:19your heads will spin off your necks like a fucking Greek discus.
05:22Do you understand?
05:23Fucking spin your head off like a fucking Greek discus.
05:25We do understand.
05:26We absolutely understand.
05:28Yes, sir.
05:29Put some fucking pants on Colton before I involve HR.
05:32Yes, sir.
05:34Well, wasn't he delightful?
05:36Proud to serve with him.
05:37Fucking Colton.
05:38Taking our case and giving it to Blunt.
05:40It's Kath.
05:41She needs us to pick something up from the cucka trucker for Ladies Day night.
05:45What the fuck is that?
05:45And Pat's also messaged, Roger claims Frank's detainment contravenes his right to ipsum lorem.
05:52Okay.
05:52Yep.
05:53Alright.
05:53Roger's not a real lawyer.
05:54Eddie.
05:56Eddie.
05:57I'm cutting through next to Knob.
05:58Chasing the fans.
06:00Okay.
06:00Pat also wants to know how long do you think we'll be holding Frank?
06:02Because he wants a continental breakfast from the pub and it costs $38.
06:05Text bread and gruel the cunt.
06:07Oh, I am gonna text the C word to Pat, Eddie.
06:09Yep.
06:11Okay, so we can't hold Frank forever.
06:13Well, we're not gonna let him go.
06:14He confessed and there was evidence in his yard.
06:16Okay.
06:17Well, the Chancellor needs to be analysed and his confession was informal.
06:19To charge him, we need to build a case.
06:21We have a motive.
06:22Frank found king.
06:23Okay?
06:23And that rat bastard Don took the credit.
06:25So, for 40 years, Frank's been farting hot air about killing Don and now he's finally
06:29done it.
06:29Okay, okay, okay.
06:30Frank did it.
06:31But we need a motive that is reasonable, not crock-based.
06:34Hey, crock-based motives are reasonable.
06:35Next, we need to ascertain how Frank could have done this.
06:45Okay, big eyes will autopsy the dick bum and test the chainsaw.
06:49Backpack can look into its origins.
06:51Well, I can investigate it in Tenerkin.
06:52Well, Leo said they can't work with us today.
06:55What?
06:55Mementos?
06:56Why not?
06:58So, DJ, what are some of your fondest memories of your dad?
07:01I'll tell you my fondest memory, Leon, right?
07:03No, he's in fucking ways.
07:04He's raining the river.
07:05He's over!
07:06I wasn't recording.
07:07Rabbit said the cops were questioning someone else from land across.
07:10Who?
07:10Who was it?
07:11I don't know who it was.
07:13My dad saw lights in the sky once.
07:16They hovered there and just flew away.
07:21Two days later, he made his leg.
07:24Thanks, Troy.
07:25That's great colour.
07:32God help us.
07:33Pat!
07:34Is Reddy in that other copper in there?
07:37No, sorry Mick, I don't know where they are.
07:39Why was my brother questioned by them yesterday?
07:41Hey.
07:42Do you want to come inside?
07:43I just made a cuppa.
07:44No, no, no.
07:44I'll stick to the perimeters, thanks.
07:46Like it's Chernobyl.
07:47Listen, why wasn't Legal Aid notified?
07:48Oh, I popped my head in.
07:50That was nothing serious, Mick.
07:51No just chatting to Al about, you know,
07:53why he was at the dongle with Don on the night he was murdered.
07:57Right, yeah, it was all good.
07:59Al let them know he was out on the river on the big King Tide cultural business,
08:02of course, and I sent him on his way.
08:05Mum, take it to me!
08:06Hey, I met young Mav yesterday.
08:08He wasn't too keen on me giving him a lift home.
08:10Yeah, well Mav doesn't know you, Pat.
08:12The cop's put his dad in jail.
08:14Mmm, I see.
08:15He's had a few reigns with the law too.
08:16Well, I guess that might colour things for him.
08:18Can you tell those two next time they want to chat to my brother?
08:21They need an advocate present.
08:22Oh, no, no.
08:22They won't be questioning him anymore.
08:24They're holding someone else now.
08:26Who?
08:26Not my mob?
08:27Oh, I'm not at liberty to say, love.
08:30Pat!
08:30I need to make a run to order.
08:32All right, Frank.
08:33Just keep it down, mate.
08:35I want a chicken parma,
08:36and I want to choose to make for my husband.
08:39Okay, let's get you lot to Uncle Rogers, eh?
08:42And not playing kick to kick with his artwork this time, please.
08:44How do we know what's his art and what's his rubbish?
08:47All right, you swampy fucks.
08:49This is a lock-in until you lot start talking about Sunday night.
08:54You're our first florals.
08:55Come on.
08:56Snitch it up.
08:58How'd you take the news about Bushy's gun being found?
09:00Oh, I haven't told her yet.
09:01Hey, clear off, Gregor.
09:02What dolls?
09:03Oh, well, no, I was going to tell her last night,
09:05but then her dad got arrested.
09:07And now City HQ has put this absurd time pressure on us,
09:10like it is cake-pop week on a baking show.
09:13Did you see this old scrape?
09:14This bloke here?
09:16Oh, yeah.
09:17He was here on Sunday night.
09:18He left at 11.15 after my set.
09:21I remember him because he got mad at me
09:22because I didn't know Cacklin Rosie.
09:24What?
09:25I think it's a song about a witch, maybe?
09:27Like, a jolly witch?
09:29What did you say?
09:30Cacklin Rosie?
09:31No, Shane Job!
09:32Neil Diamond!
09:33How the fuck do you not know that song?
09:35Play it now, play it now, play it now, my baby.
09:40Cracklin, Cracklin Rosie.
09:42No, you're in history.
09:43Hey, Lynn, where are you going?
09:44Hey, I've got questions for you.
09:45Did my old man have a scooter here Sunday night?
09:48Oh, poor love.
09:49It's unhealthy to keep all that inside.
09:51Remember when we lost Angela Lansbury?
09:52That dog that we had for three weeks?
09:54Yeah, her death was so sudden
09:56and I didn't process it properly
09:57and it gave me those hemorrhoids.
09:59Fissures, like the Mariana Trench.
10:01It's really important to feel your feelings
10:03and do the healing before your ass gets involved.
10:06Okay, I'm going to hose out those portaloos
10:07for Lynn and Mary's party.
10:09I love you, Sophie.
10:10Good luck telling Eddie about Bushy's gun.
10:17Eddie?
10:18Here.
10:20Okay.
10:21Laura the Explorer said Frank lived here
10:23on this scooter at 11.15.
10:25The drone showed Al and Don on the jetty at 11.30,
10:28so Frank must have arrived at the Donger after Al left.
10:31Right, and Lynn thinks it was fully charged.
10:34Uh, yeah, because he bums her power
10:35every time he comes to town.
10:37Oof.
10:37Oh, God.
10:39It's Abby.
10:40I had a tracking device.
10:41Hang on.
10:41She's saying there's no sign of the chainsaw at Forensics.
10:44She doesn't think it's there.
10:46What?
10:46You told Luke to travel it to Forensics, yes?
10:49Yes, I did.
10:50Right.
10:50I mean, in my head.
10:52Maybe not with my mouse.
10:54Okay.
10:54Okay.
10:54So, where is the chainsaw now?
10:57No, I had it.
10:57No, I had it.
10:57Okay.
10:57I fucking had it.
10:58I wrapped it up and then I put it a bit, you know.
11:02I don't fucking know.
11:03Okay.
11:03Frank was calling me a snitch.
11:04Right.
11:04He came at me with a creaky little that and so I went hachoo like that
11:07and then fucking Moonbird got a red ant bite,
11:09so Frank pulled his dick out and pissed on the sting.
11:12There was a lot going on.
11:13Okay.
11:13So, the chainsaw is still at Frank's?
11:16I don't know.
11:17Maybe.
11:18Yeah, probably.
11:18Okay.
11:19Well, it is our only actual evidence, so we should probably get out there and get that.
11:24Okay.
11:24Well, then we'll get Leo to take this out to the donger and they can time out the journey,
11:28see if the battery can make six cats.
11:30Wait.
11:31Leo's not working with us today.
11:32Fuck.
11:34Okay.
11:34Well, then you can ride this out when we get back then.
11:36No.
11:36No.
11:37Yeah.
11:37I never fit on that.
11:38I'll look like a Soviet circus bear.
11:39Detectives, the suspect has a message for you.
11:41No.
11:42No.
11:42Do not do it then, Luke.
11:44Do not tell me that he has changed his confession or some shit.
11:47The suspect has changed his lunch order.
11:49He now wants a dozen oysters Kilpatrick and something called a steak cake.
11:53Cooked well done.
11:58Luke, what are you doing now?
12:11I need to get the chainsaw from Barrow Creek, Diane.
12:14Well, you've been put on desk duty.
12:15Yes, I know I have.
12:16But why?
12:17Luke, you have been removed from your team due to a personality clash.
12:20Hang on.
12:20Lauren and Oliver complained about me?
12:22But they don't even know my name.
12:24Well, Toby also showed signs of discomfort with you, as evidenced by his severe constipation.
12:34Can I at least have access to Lab 3 so I can autopsy Don Darrell's pelvis?
12:38I don't have a swipe card.
12:39Don Donald is not a priority for us, miss.
12:40Until the task force needs you, you can unpack the dishwasher and consolidate the communal Vegemite jars in the kitchen.
12:47A top support needs to be done on him, Diane.
12:49And the chainsaw needs to be tested too, because that was the thing that was used to disarticulate him.
12:58I bagged the chainsaw up.
13:00And where the fuck did I put it?
13:01Hi, Luke.
13:02How'd you go with the scooter?
13:04Maybe it was where I was drinking.
13:05Hey!
13:06My Coke!
13:06Okay.
13:08Mm-hmm.
13:08Ah, here it is.
13:10Collins have found it.
13:11It's over here in front of Superfest's cage.
13:13What a shock.
13:14Yes, we'll come get you.
13:15What the fuck?
13:20Fucking Frank.
13:21Shit stirrer.
13:23Yes, it is.
13:24Bye.
13:28Eddie.
13:29Eddie, have you got the chainsaw?
13:31Yeah, it's just here.
13:33Hey, we should grab some of Frank's bricca-bracca while we're out here as well.
13:35Might help us with the cause of death.
13:37He's got loads of weapons out here.
13:39A shotgun, meat hook, samurai sword.
13:42He could have stashed that on his scooter when he went to the pub.
13:44Maybe we're done yet?
13:46We should get him to collect up this shit and do the fuck-boring drive back to Darwin what?
13:50Luke didn't make it to the donger.
13:52The battery died three k's out of town.
13:54So, unless Frank walked the rest of the way, he didn't follow Don from the pub to the donger.
14:02Yeah.
14:03Yeah.
14:04Yeah.
14:04Frank didn't follow Don from the pub to the donger.
14:07Exactly.
14:08He has the muscle mass of a pipe cleaner, Eddie.
14:11There's no way he could manage any of this.
14:12I think we should reconsider the validity of his confession.
14:15He scooted here to his joint and then, then he went to the donger.
14:20What?
14:21How?
14:21Eddie, by our slingshots?
14:23No.
14:23As the crow flies, because the crow avoids all roads, bridges and security cameras.
14:27Come on, Collins.
14:28We need to be like the crow.
14:30No, Eddie, we do not need to be like the crow.
14:32We need to be like the police.
14:34Come on, Collins.
14:35We take the chainsaw to forensics.
14:38Evidence protocols are not a serving suggestion.
14:44Yeah, so this party is Lynn and Mary's first big event.
14:46I'm practising crock-sucking cowboys.
14:48It's butterscotch snaps and a layer of Irish cream for the jizz, I think.
14:52And I'm looking forward to my retirement party.
14:55Oh, yeah, great.
14:56Booked a private dining room.
14:58I've pre-ordered a whole lot of prawns.
15:00Oh, good.
15:01I mean, after 40 years of service, I expect to be a pretty good turnout.
15:05I started in the force when I was 20.
15:08Yeah, just after I got married.
15:10But my husband, he didn't understand this job is a calling.
15:14So, we divorced.
15:16Then he died, apparently.
15:19Right.
15:20Now I need to pick up Frank's steak cake.
15:29When you said we'd cross the river in your childhood boat,
15:32I wasn't expecting one that you'd build out of classic barrels and zip ties in the 90s, Eddie.
15:37Shut up.
15:38I'm thinking.
15:39Okay.
15:39This is definitely Frank's tinny.
15:41I can tell by the port side piss stain.
15:43So, what's happened is he rode it over here to the donger side of the river.
15:46Then that old grog bog has dragged it up here.
15:48Eddie, this just shows Frank's been over here.
15:51Hang on.
15:51It doesn't prove he was here on Sunday night.
15:53Hang on.
15:53The boat could get up this high if it was a big fuck off tide.
15:56And according to Al and his king tide cultural business, it was a king tide on Sunday.
16:01So.
16:02Hey.
16:02Alright.
16:03Frank's fucking bush bashed it.
16:06All the way to dongers.
16:08Wait.
16:08Eddie.
16:09Eddie.
16:09What are we doing?
16:10Our water bottles are still in the car.
16:12Come on, Collins.
16:13Move your boobs.
16:14The donger's just on the other side of the DRR.
16:29She did.
16:32Hi, sis.
16:33I'm driving to Perth.
16:34I'm rich now.
16:35I've got a phone.
16:36Alright.
16:37Bye.
16:37Cherry, did you find a phone?
16:39Yeah, I'm here.
16:40It's a flip phone.
16:41Hello.
16:41I wonder whose car this is.
16:42You reckon we could sell it?
16:44Gotta get it running first, bruh.
16:45You reckon it's here cause aliens picked it up but it was too heavy so they dropped it
16:50again?
16:50Not aliens.
16:51Well, if it wasn't aliens, how'd it get here then?
16:54Yeah.
16:55Uncle Roger says there's been biggest mob lights at night.
16:58Aliens beam me things up to their spaceship.
17:00He says it's a government conspiracy.
17:02As if.
17:03Can I chuck us out, Clay?
17:05Yep.
17:07And Cherry, it's definitely not yours.
17:08Nah, Pap gave us where she cleaned out lost property.
17:16Okay, perfect.
17:17We have no reception.
17:20Come on.
17:21You're a lesbian on a bush walk.
17:23Just be guided by your gay.
17:24Oh, well, you know Eddie, if I'd known that we were going on this enterprise my gay would've
17:28guided me to a snake-centric first aid kit and my camel bladder.
17:33Alright, alright, yes, yes.
17:34We should've brought Kath's drink bottles.
17:37My piss back there's like pumpkin soup.
17:39But it's all good.
17:40We're in the DRR.
17:42I know this place like the moles of my fucking tits.
17:44Plus, if any grey men try anything, I've got the reflexes of a liger and a police issue
17:49gun.
17:50Pew pew!
17:51Look, uh, Eddie, speaking of police issue guns, we-
17:55Fuck my dick.
17:56What?
17:57Fruity juice.
17:59I knew it.
18:01Frank walked this track.
18:04It's his signature, Chewie.
18:06Frank has sat here smoking a fag and chewing on his pineapple cud, and look, there's another rapper.
18:13Uh, uh, right.
18:15Frank must've been nervous.
18:16He was chewing like a cow at a rave.
18:18Sorry, how do you know it's Frank?
18:20Cause no one else eats that.
18:21Tastes like toucan piss.
18:24Come on, Collins.
18:25Come on.
18:27Come on!
18:28The donger's just up here.
18:31Hey, wait, Eddie, those tropical chewing gum wrappers could be anyone's.
18:34It doesn't mean it's connected to Frank or Don's murder, so can we just forget about the donger and read
18:39-
18:39No, shut your ring.
18:40Okay.
18:40Pretty juice has a short flavour window, so if Frank started a bit back there on that log, then he'd
18:48be looking to get rid of it somewhere.
18:50Eddie!
18:50Somewhere.
18:51Like right...
18:54Here.
18:56I fucking told you Frank was here.
19:00Bag it.
19:01Gift wrap it.
19:02We got him.
19:04Let's get back to town and charge that rat fucker.
19:18Hey Cherry, can you stop playing with that mic please, Bob?
19:20No!
19:21Why?
19:21Cause it's giving me a real bad headache in my ears.
19:24Hey, Uncle Roger said you might play outside all day.
19:26He didn't hear peep from you.
19:27Yep, yep.
19:28So proud.
19:28Tell you what.
19:29Hey, what'd you get up to?
19:30We found a cool tree.
19:32We found a cool tree.
19:32Yep, we played that all day.
19:33You played a cool tree all day?
19:36Okay.
19:37Hey, what's that?
19:38Is it the buffalo?
19:39Is it Bob?
19:40Ugh.
19:41I wish.
19:42Shove over you two.
19:43No, Clay, meat farted.
19:44I didn't meat fart, that was boss.
19:52Eddie, it's getting dark and I don't recognise anything.
19:56I told you I know my shit.
20:01Eddie, we didn't pass that before.
20:03Yeah, we did.
20:04I was probably hiding behind a fat pandanus.
20:06You know, I may be dangerously low on electrolytes, but I reckon I would have remembered a four-wheel drive
20:12in our path.
20:15That's clearly been stolen.
20:16I'm going to write down that VIN number.
20:18It's just VIN.
20:19Just leave it.
20:20It's due diligence.
20:21No, come on.
20:22We've got to get you home before a mozzie bites your moot.
20:24Boat's just down there.
20:25It's not just there, Eddie.
20:27Just there is just more bugs because we are lost.
20:30No.
20:31I have a perfect sense of direction because of the mercury bird magnet in my brain.
20:35Eddie, you don't have a mercury bird magnet in your brain.
20:39How do you know?
20:40Because you are not a bloody bird.
20:42You're just pissed I got the result.
20:44Oh, my God.
20:45You know what?
20:47What?
20:47I knew we should have turned back and not pursued your half-cocked brand.
20:51Excuse me, not half a cock, a full cock.
20:52But against my better judgment, I followed you and now I am dehydrated.
20:57There are bugs just nibbling at me like I am a corn cob and we are lost.
21:02I got the evidence we needed, didn't I?
21:04Well, that doesn't matter if we die getting it, Eddie.
21:06Why did you follow me if I am such a half a cock then, hey?
21:09Why?
21:10What's wrong with you?
21:11Well, I've just been a little bit preoccupied all day, Eddie, because Bushy's service gun
21:15was found in the river yesterday.
21:21And, okay, yes, I was waiting to tell you at a more appropriate time, but you've actually been a nightmare
21:27all day.
21:27Yeah, great, gotcha.
21:28It's half of the afternoon.
21:29Okay, you're welcome.
21:33Also, sorry, I didn't know that Bushy's body was found around here.
21:36It wasn't.
21:38It was around 200 k's away, wrapped up in a net like a dead man in quality street.
21:42But his gun was here.
21:44So was Bushy in Barrow Creek when he died?
21:46Mate, what does it matter where he was, whether he was here or fucking straddling a satellite up in space,
21:52okay?
21:52He still topped himself, so just fucking leave it.
21:57Oh, good, you're not dead.
21:59That makes it easier.
22:00Nicky!
22:20Again, Luke, we're very sorry we thought about you.
22:22I will be taking tomorrow for personal leave.
22:29Did you get a load of the weather today?
22:33It's pretty, pretty cool.
22:38Had them, um, mammary tis clouds.
22:42You know the ones we've got?
22:43Boobs.
22:44All the violence when they're attached.
22:46I ain't here to start trouble, I'm just here to say facts.
22:48You can't paint me how you wanna paint cracks.
22:50And I'm tied to my mouth on my mouth on my back.
22:58Well, Skid, it's day three of the Bashnanza and the $200,000 Golden Barra is still out there.
23:04That's right, Beefy, but today is all about the girls.
23:07Because it's Ladies' Day.
23:09It certainly is.
23:10And, Skiddy, apparently there's a Ladies' Day night event at the Barra Creek Park.
23:15Ah, when's that today?
23:16No, that's tonight.
23:17Well, yeah, I'm gonna avoid that.
23:18Yeah, we'll be staying on the road.
23:25I can't believe you were lost yesterday, sexy, I didn't even know.
23:28Oh, no, I wouldn't say we were lost per se, love.
23:30I would have combusted if I knew.
23:32Lucky I have my new book, you know, from the pub book swap.
23:35It's called Breathless Falls.
23:36Turns out it's lazy porn.
23:37I ended up wanking all night.
23:38I'm red raw, darling.
23:40Oh, that's nice.
23:40It was written in 1945.
23:41It's about these two war we goes in a little character's illustration.
23:44And they went to a waterfall called Breathless Falls.
23:46And they came across this old hut and they just started fucking.
23:48Oh, wow.
23:49In the hut.
23:50It's a fuck hut, doll.
23:51It's incredible.
23:52I'm in a constant state of cumming.
23:53I'm in a cum loop, doll.
23:55Great.
23:56Alright, I'm done.
23:57Okay.
23:57Have you washed your bits?
23:58Uh, yeah.
24:00Oh, fuckity, I haven't got our towels!
24:02Can you just, um, wait?
24:04Hi, Joy.
24:05Is there a spare towel?
24:06Hi, Kath.
24:07Hi, Dulcie.
24:08Hi, Joy.
24:08Yes, it is.
24:10Nice to see you.
24:12Do you want my towel, Kath?
24:13Oh, no, no.
24:14I'll just drip dry.
24:15Back in business.
24:17And breaking in backpacker news, the task force have located some of the girls' belongings
24:22at River Creek Mine.
24:24But their four-wheel drive, a white land cruiser, has vanished without a trace.
24:28White land cruiser, great car.
24:29You've called Superintendent Cole Cole.
24:31Leave a message.
24:32Cole, it's Dulcie.
24:33I think I've found the backpacker's vehicle, so call me back.
24:35Hey.
24:36Hey, have you seen Eddie?
24:37Uh, no.
24:37I wanted to talk to you about my interview with the Daryls.
24:39That's fine.
24:40There's no need to apologise.
24:40Oh, no, I'm not apologising.
24:42It's Abby.
24:42Oh, hi, ma'am.
24:43I can't autopsy the pelvis because Diane won't let me into the lab because she's a human sphincter.
24:48But...
24:48Have you seen the WhatsApp I created for you, me and man?
24:50Uh, no, I haven't.
24:52Oh, no worries.
24:53Have the task force found anything at the mine site?
24:56Um, no, so far they've only found a bunch of feral pig bones, which are about as connected
24:59to the backpackers as they sound.
25:01Okay.
25:01How about Astrid and Ebba's vehicle?
25:04Any sign of that?
25:05No, that's still missing too.
25:07In fact, the only thing the task force has found at the River Creek Mine site are those
25:11random old backpacks.
25:12And I've seen photos of them.
25:14They have more Southern cross flags on them than an anti-vaxxers bumper bar.
25:18So unless Astrid and Ebba immediately became Australian racist on their holiday...
25:22Then that stuff?
25:23That doesn't belong to them.
25:24They're still out there.
25:26I agree, ma'am.
25:26Whatever happened to them...
25:28Detective?
25:30I went to go and collect the suspect's breakfast this morning.
25:34But Detective Redcliffe already picked up the suspect's breakfast on her way to interview
25:38him, which made my trip completely and utterly redundant.
25:41Sorry, Eddie is interrogating Frank without me.
25:45Yes, but she didn't pay for it.
25:46I did.
25:47So I'd like to be reimbursed a full $37.50, please.
25:51But Diane said that it's not my job to have ideas.
25:54It's my job to put rinse aid in the dishwasher.
25:57Stop it.
25:57Luke?
25:58Yeah, exactly, ma'am.
25:59Stop her.
26:00You tell Detective Redcliffe that while she is interviewing a suspect without me,
26:04I'm off to the DRR on another lead.
26:06I'll be back in half an hour.
26:08Abby, I gotta go.
26:09Okay, check the group chat.
26:10Where should your phone be, miss?
26:14Uh, well...
26:16My phone should be in my locker, Diane.
26:19Mm-hmm.
26:20But you know what?
26:20Lab equipment should be sterilised in the autoclave, not stacked in the dishwasher by you
26:25and put on a 30-minute eco-cycle.
26:27I mean, corrosive beakers covered in fuck-knows-what next to people's food containers and reusable straws.
26:33For shame, Diane.
26:35Now imagine what the prof would think of you if he heard this from me.
26:39What do you want, Abigail?
26:41I think you know what I want, Diane.
26:59How'd you sleep last night, Frank?
27:01What's the thread count of the sheets in here?
27:03Zero?
27:04Huh?
27:04There's my rice bubbles.
27:06No idea.
27:07These are my rice bubbles.
27:08Ah.
27:09Delicious.
27:13I went back to your place.
27:15Found your little brother's green trail of fruity juice wrappers all the way to Don's
27:19Donger.
27:20You got anything to say about that?
27:22Nah?
27:23Doesn't matter.
27:24Because I've fucking got you, mate.
27:26I've got you.
27:27You loaded up Don with crock-sucking cowboys.
27:30Then you row, row, rowed your boat over the river.
27:32You bush-bashed into Don's place, bumped him off, hacked him up, dumped his body, and then you row, row,
27:37rowed...
27:38River.
27:47Collins!
27:51Collins!
27:54What's this?
27:55Why are you speed walking with me?
27:57I need to talk to you about my Daryl family interview.
27:59Ah, yeah.
27:59Well, you really side-fucked us with that, Leo, but apology accepted.
28:02I'm not apologising.
28:03DJ Daryl said that Don had me saved in his favourite.
28:05Collins, you idiot!
28:07Frank's tinny is still on the Donger side of the river.
28:09Someone gave Frank a lift home.
28:11Do you hear me?
28:12Someone else is at the Donger.
28:14Frank had an accomplice.
28:15That's why he's not talking.
28:17Someone else is involved.
28:18Ah!
28:19Sorry, Joy.
28:20Ignore that.
28:21That was just a funny joke.
28:22Um, yeah, so...
28:23Backpack, can I just give you a bit of advice?
28:25They-to-they.
28:26Ah, I haven't been listening to a word you can say.
28:28I know.
28:29They?
28:30Yeah, probably.
28:31Why not?
28:33Anyway, what were you saying?
28:35The public used my work message bank to report crocodile-based tip-offs.
28:38I went through the messages in my first week on the job, and then I've never listened
28:41to them again because I don't want to.
28:43I respect that, Leo.
28:44Thanks.
28:45But last night I found this message from Don.
28:47He left this two days before he was murdered.
28:50Leon, it's Don Darrell.
28:52I've just come into some very interesting information about what's been going on around here.
28:56It's about the lights in the sky.
28:58Let's just say, I know-
29:01Was that the duck bus?
29:03The duck bus.
29:05The people behind this will try and kill me to keep the truth from getting out.
29:09The NUA aren't happy.
29:10They booted me out.
29:11But I won't shut up, Leon.
29:13I'm a truth teller.
29:14Meet me Monday.
29:16DJ!
29:16Turn that fucking duck boot off!
29:19Obviously, I did a meet with Don on the Monday because he was dead.
29:22Well, who wanted to kill him?
29:23Who's this, um, this group he's talking about?
29:25The NUA.
29:26They're local conspiracy theorists who trade in the Cooker classics.
29:28Aliens.
29:295G.
29:30World Economic Forum.
29:31The Great Fire of London being started by a rat spontaneously combusting.
29:34Their current president is a Mr. Surname Redacted.
29:37Fucking Roger.
29:39Frank's fucking garbage brother.
30:03Water stocks?
30:14That's funny thing.
30:14Yeah, theëčers.
31:15Phone in the box, please, Edwina.
31:17All right, fine.
31:19Done.
31:21And come out.
31:225G electro smog can't get you now, Arch.
31:25Now, Edwina, as a citizen of the sovereign state of Magpie Goose Landing,
31:30I do not acknowledge your authority.
31:32Was Don Darrell a member of the NUA UFO?
31:36And I do not consent to answering your questions.
31:39Okay, no works.
31:40No fucking works, mate.
31:41Just trying to get you involved.
31:43I already know that Don was a member of the NUA.
31:45What was the information you didn't want to get out, hey?
31:48Did Don find out that you and Frank were up to something?
31:51Huh?
31:52Hang on.
31:53Does Frank know that you buddied up to Don while he was in the clink?
31:59He doesn't.
32:00He had intel about the pyramids in Antarctica.
32:02That's the only reason I approved it.
32:04Wow, wheeze.
32:05Best friend cheating on him with his worst enemy.
32:07Oh, this is like some bloody cooker Bermuda love triangle.
32:10Don't you tell Frank.
32:12This could end very badly for me, Edwina.
32:14It's my boat.
32:15But it's his big magnet.
32:17Okay.
32:17I won't tell him if you answer my questions, Rog.
32:20I'll have to be a softball to start.
32:23What the fuck were you up to on Sunday night?
32:28Lynne, Mary, I just spoke to some fishers.
32:31They all misunderstood the flyer.
32:32They thought it meant Ladies' Day night, like the cricket.
32:34So the whole comp's on their way now.
32:36It's Ladies' Day night.
32:38It's a night event for Ladies' Day.
32:40The DJ doesn't get here till eight.
32:42Well, that's it, Mary.
32:43It's over then.
32:44Guess I'll reunite with my ex-husband.
32:46Maybe you stop thinking it's gay to wash his bum off.
32:48Oi, where are you going?
32:49I'm a lesbian with two lesbian mothers.
32:51I know what women want.
32:52Thanks, Flora.
32:54Daddy, where'd you get that bus?
32:56This bullshit.
32:57You're dead in the river.
33:01Let's go, girls.
33:05Mickey?
33:05Come on.
33:06Better get down here.
33:11I wasn't even with Frank on Sunday night.
33:13Me and Mary came straight home.
33:14This is our doorbell cam, time-stamped at 21.47.
33:18So, you just upped the road.
33:20You went home, changed your shorts,
33:22met up with Frank at the Donger,
33:23and you, uh, did a little night murderer.
33:25No, I didn't go out again.
33:27Just watch.
33:28These cameras go 24-7, 3-54.
33:31You'll see the footage of the perimeter.
33:32Mary's mini-horse doing its bedtime wee.
33:34But on the doorbell camera, you won't see me.
33:36Because I'm tucked up in bed wearing my bloody CPAP.
33:39What's that?
33:40CPAP.
33:41Uh, that's personal.
33:42Edwina, redact it.
33:43Redact the CPAP.
33:43No, not the fucking CPAP.
33:45Uh, just replay the tape.
33:47There's a car driving towards the Donger.
33:52Who the fuck is that?
33:55Wait a minute.
33:56I know that logo.
34:03Jeez, I'm really fucking picking a car.
34:06I can pick a real fucking group.
34:09Shh.
34:23Caustic ulcerations?
34:33Two hundred mils.
34:39Yeah, I'm sorry, Diane, but I had to leave work early.
34:42I've got my period.
34:43It's a big one.
34:46Hi, Angelo.
34:47It's Leo Lee.
34:48I'm police.
34:49Um, I'm making inquiries into a chainsaw
34:52that you recently sold on Marketplace,
34:53so call me back
34:54and I will answer the phone, I guess.
34:57This is a private event.
34:59It's just me.
35:00I can't be out there anymore.
35:02A fish I just vomited into a sleeve.
35:05No, why did I give you my number?
35:09Wait!
35:10When are you killed my dad?
35:12When are you killed him?
35:14Look at this, wait!
35:15Quack, quack!
35:22Come on, one night off
35:23and I've got to come and help back sort you out.
35:25Nah, I was legendary.
35:27People love me, but I'm like a modern-day Ned Kelly.
35:30You've got to forget Jason Wade, DJ.
35:32Nah, I'm going to destroy him.
35:34Wait, where are you going?
35:35Back to the party.
35:36Get your own way home.
35:37No!
35:37Shona, you seen Teagan?
35:46Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
35:49Take a move, you bitch.
35:51Wait, Arnie!
35:53Where's the song team?
35:54Over there!
35:55They just came in with it.
35:56Shit!
35:57Do the cops know?
35:58Nah, so you better get her out of here.
36:00Yep, I'm gonna...
36:01Be careful, and if there's trouble,
36:03my crocs are still capped.
36:04Thanks!
36:05Excuse me, Arnie, that's wrong for my crocs.
36:07Oh, you!
36:08Come out, bring it back, you!
36:10You're so embarrassing, man!
36:17Fucking come back!
36:19Come back, come back!
36:20Ha, ha, ha!
36:20Let a few of these off to Dad's birthday tonight.
36:23Bit of a celebration.
36:24Get the real rights for that!
36:25Get the real rights for that!
36:26Get the real rights for that!
36:26Get the real rights for that!
36:28Vicky!
36:30Nah, I've still got the shit with you.
36:32Look at my little brother, Slyway.
36:33He's accusing him of murder.
36:34You were at the dong and the night Don was murdered.
36:36I knew something was fucking off about you.
36:39When I saw those fruity juice wrappers in your cup holder,
36:41I thought, oh, yuck, that's a bit of a turn-off.
36:42And now I know you have my geriatric rat dad in your car.
36:46You're fucking cracking.
36:46I didn't have to turn off.
36:47A little bit.
36:49Well, I wasn't even out of Don's dong-er.
36:51You're having a good night?
36:53You drove past Roger and Mary's girl, Val, can't you?
36:56No, I didn't!
36:57Fuck!
36:58Fine!
36:59Get out of here!
37:01Listen, I was out there because Don snuck the donger over the boundary into the D.R.R.,
37:06so I tried to drag it back with my winch.
37:08I only managed to pull it off its blocks, though, because Frank was inside, knackered.
37:12What happened then, eh?
37:13Did you give Frank a hand?
37:14Yeah, killing Don.
37:15Get that Dungalaba land dispute wrapped up quick smart.
37:17You're accusing me now?
37:19Yeah.
37:20Are you fucking serious?
37:21Don was still here at the pub when we were at the donger.
37:24Ask Mary.
37:25She was on lookout.
37:26Oh, bullshit, Mickey, okay?
37:27We have footage of Don at the donger at 11.30pm.
37:30Flowers told me that Frank left the pub after her set at 11.15pm.
37:34No, I was driving Frank home by 11.15pm.
37:38Flowers, Sunday night.
37:40Your set finished at 11.15pm.
37:41Frank left the pub after that, yeah?
37:43Oh, yeah, I forgot that Lynne cut my set short because I was crying too much,
37:46so I actually finished at nine.
37:48See?
37:49Frank and I were long gone when Don arrived.
37:52Frank wasn't at the donger to kill Don, Eddie.
37:55He was dropping a dead croc off at Don's cot.
37:57He was doing croc justice.
37:59Just think it through, you dumb copper dog fuckhead.
38:03What are they useless fucker?
38:04Tell me the truth about all this shit, then.
38:06Why do you think?
38:06Because I was out there doing something dodgy.
38:08So maybe your geriatric rat dad was trying to protect me from you lot
38:12because I've got three kids and they'll get taken away from me
38:15if I get caught putting one nubby pinky toe wrong.
38:20Fuckin' hell.
38:21No, actually, you know what?
38:22Fuck this.
38:23A black fella didn't kill Don Darrell
38:25because if black fellas were bumping off every land-stealing white fella,
38:2880% of this town would be dead.
38:30Of all the settler blow-ins,
38:31I cannot believe that didn't occur to you.
38:37That's why we have the extra toilets.
38:43Mickey!
38:48Mickey!
38:48Mickey!
38:49Wait!
38:50Mickey!
38:50You and Frank didn't do it, so we're good, yeah?
38:52Mickey!
38:55Fuck!
38:59Ma'am!
39:01I hired a car from Rent-A-Shitbox.
39:03I did 150 K's all the way from Darwin.
39:05I think my engine's fallen out.
39:08I got access to the dick bum and I ran a tox report on Don Darrell.
39:11He wasn't drunk.
39:12There was no alcohol present in his system at all.
39:18Ma'am?
39:19What?
39:20Don Darrell was incapacitated the night he died
39:23because he was poisoned.
39:27Detective, this bullet's from a police issue weapon.
39:30Yeah, it is.
39:31HQ's checking their serial number now.
39:33I knew the backpackers were driving a white land greaser
39:36so this was just due diligence to make sure it's not theirs.
39:39But then it was burnt out last night, so...
39:41Yeah, I can barely read this thing because it's so fire damaged.
39:44I don't think that's a seven.
39:45I'm gonna try a one.
39:46Why did I listen to Eddie?
39:48The evidence is gone now because I left it a whole bumming day.
39:52Hey, don't stress.
39:53We'll figure it out.
39:54Oh, here we go.
39:56Hang on.
39:58That's not the backpacker's car.
40:01I'll know that and I'll be right.
40:03Well, who's the vehicle registered to?
40:05How did it get to the DRR?
40:07The last time I saw that vehicle was a night.
40:09I pulled the silly bugger over for drink driving.
40:12We left the car on the side of the road.
40:21Ma'am, Don had colonic ulcerations
40:23from eating red meat laced with glyphosate.
40:25It's the organophosphorus compound that's present in weed killer.
40:28I think someone put it in Don's steak cake.
40:30Found something.
40:31Fuck my asshole.
40:33This is on DJ's socials.
40:35Hey, he's gone.
40:36DJ Daryl Crocott here.
40:38I just want to introduce you to...
40:38Uh, yeah, Dulcie.
40:39We've run the serial number on that bullet.
40:41It was fired from Detective Bushman's gun.
40:44It matches the round from his skull.
40:46But Detective, it was the second bullet fired.
40:49So, it was fired after Bushy was shot?
40:53Yeah, he couldn't have fired that shot himself.
40:57Someone else was involved.
40:59Dulce, where did you find that bullet?
41:02Mate, this is the duck boat.
41:04I'm telling you, this thing's fucking brutal.
41:06Yeah, yeah, DJ's got an amphibious car.
41:08It's very cool, I've always wanted one.
41:10Stop talking.
41:11Look who Don's talking to in the background.
41:13Who is that?
41:15Oh, my God.
41:17It's the Swedish Backpackers.
41:22He's blown up for shit!
41:24For five jobs!
41:25Fuck it, why?
41:26This isn't over!
41:27Detective Bushy didn't commit suicide.
41:30We're looking at a homicide here.
41:32Where did you find that bullet?
41:35In a Land Cruiser.
41:39Registered to Eddie.
41:42So, let's try it.
41:47Let me see in the background.
41:49Let's go!
41:52I don't know!
41:54Let's try this.
41:54What if Ikit!
41:55I'm sure I'm trying to find this way.
41:56Oh, my God.
42:03And my God!
42:03Oh, my God!
42:04Oh, my God!
42:07That's the way I was to do!
42:10Oh, my God!