00:00Show me how to get this off.
00:02The peel?
00:03Are you a banana virgin?
00:04I am completely off timeline to have sex,
00:06so can you please just show me how to jerk off the banana?
00:08I am not going to do that.
00:11Cassandra in the Garden of Temptation is getting published.
00:14An erotic novelist who's a virgin, you're a unicorn.
00:17I love sex.
00:19I think about it all the time.
00:21When it gets to the actual sex scenes, it's lacking.
00:24This is like an instruction manual for erectile dysfunction.
00:27We're just asking that you rewrite the sex bits.
00:29I need to lose my virginity.
00:31If I just ask some hot guy to have sex, who's going to say no?
00:34No.
00:35You're using me for sex?
00:38This would be easy for Victoria.
00:40Why are jerks only attracted to me?
00:42Or there are jerks when they're attracted to me?
00:45God, I wish I was a french fry.
00:51Crushing your best friend, that's got to be a lot of fun.
00:55I actually love having my armpits licked.
00:58Did you like it?
01:00That sounds hot.
01:08So why do I fantasize about you?
01:11Like, all the time.
01:13That when you kissed me, all I wanted to do was kiss you again.
01:20Oh, honey, I just wasn't ready.
01:22And she said that this was just for her book.
01:25I did say that.
01:26Feels good to be a little bit bad.
01:32It is so beautiful.
01:34I...
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