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00:08on the plus side still fits i was hoping to never feel wool on my skin again there he is
00:17welcome back thank you sir happy to be here ready to ace my second chance it's just
00:24all the longs of these necessary you fell as far as you could without getting about
00:29you have to earn your way back to short sleeves i know it's a bummer but i'm excited to have
00:34you
00:34back on patrol for a little while so what's happening am i writing solo or are you pairing
00:42me with someone it's it's not really my call to make but you know the answer i should really
00:49let time tell you but you won't because ucs have a blood bond of honesty that will last
00:55until the apocalypse so spill it i'm just the messenger i don't understand well you won't
01:01be writing with me anymore then who you're gonna be training pen are you kidding not only do i have
01:07to go back into the suck that is uniformed police work not only do i have to walk a high
01:11wire act
01:12of perfection every minute of the day for the next six months i'm getting paired with a training
01:17officer so legendarily can't take her as she makes tim bradford look like mr rogers i'm getting stuck
01:21with a texas lemon who should have been fired for a multitude of reasons yes yes
01:38and you heard the mechanic say that he would get it done today he said those actual words yes even
01:45the
01:45last time it took him over a week to order the parts hey i put the fear of god okay
01:51he'll be done
01:52by fire oh luna my savior room 314 is imploding of course it is i knew we were in trouble
01:59as soon
01:59as the third estranged child showed up i prescribed antibiotics for his pneumonia and therapy for the
02:06rest of them i'm sure they'll get right on that i don't think we met right oliver ashton this is
02:13my
02:13husband wade nice to meet you good to meet you i don't think i've seen you around here before
02:18i just started a couple months ago spent the last five years working for doctors without borders
02:22noble that's nothing compared to what you do every day
02:26i'm doing assessments at 314 asked for me tell him i got carried off by a twister
02:34um nice guy he makes us all look like underachievers
02:38thank you for the ride and for taking my car in which you should probably go do now or else
02:43he's
02:43going to blame us for not getting it finished today
02:59i
03:00i
03:01i
03:01i
03:01i
03:19Listen, Noel and I have thoughts on how to train Miles going forward.
03:22Keep him. You both had your chance.
03:24Nyla.
03:24What are you going to tell me that I don't already know?
03:26He's a cowboy because he's insecure?
03:28That was clear to some of us on day one.
03:31Now he is a hot mess who's going to hit the streets so scared to make a mistake that he
03:35will panic freeze the second the adrenaline hits.
03:38So, no, I will chart my own course.
03:44I think she's got it handled.
03:50Morning.
03:51What?
03:53I said good morning.
03:54Did you mean to get off here?
03:56Um, no.
03:58Task force floor.
03:59I'm sorry.
03:59I'm just a little distracted.
04:01Everything okay?
04:03Yeah, yeah.
04:04I don't know.
04:08I found this in Luna's car.
04:10And a pair of fancy men's sunglasses.
04:12That doesn't necessarily mean anything.
04:14No, of course not.
04:16I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.
04:19Yeah.
04:19Yeah, just, um...
04:21You ever just...
04:24Never mind.
04:26Sir, if I may?
04:28There's two paths you can take here.
04:30The first is talk to your wife.
04:33Odds are there's a very simple explanation.
04:35The second is, you know, Snoop.
04:39I highly recommend the first.
04:51Just had to see me, or is there a problem?
04:54Your mom.
04:55Now what did she do?
04:56What?
04:57Have you not been following our group chat?
04:59No.
05:00I muted that thing the second you set it up for the three of us.
05:02Tim.
05:03I know I have a problem with communication.
05:04This is not funny.
05:05Your mom has texted us 11 times in the past hour, and you're being radio silent, so I have
05:10to answer.
05:11No, you really don't.
05:13What?
05:13You don't.
05:14It's not your job to fill the silence.
05:16In fact, the sooner you stop, the sooner she'll abandon the thread and stop sending blurry
05:20pictures of relationship quizzes from ancient Cosmo magazine she has lying around.
05:24So you are following the thread?
05:28I may have seen one or two.
05:30Mm-hmm.
05:31I'll text her, okay?
05:32It's not your way to carry.
05:33She's my mom.
05:35Okay.
05:36Yeah.
05:37I'll ask.
05:37Mm-hmm.
05:44Oh, howdy, Detective Harper.
05:47I want to say how thrilled I am to be training with you.
05:50You want your nickname to be Ask, yes, sir?
05:52No, ma'am.
05:52Then rethink your approach.
05:54Yes, ma'am.
05:59So what is your goal for the next six months of training?
06:02Learn from my mistakes.
06:03Try not to get myself in situations I can't handle.
06:06So play it safe?
06:09I'm one screw-up away from getting bounced.
06:11What am I supposed to do?
06:23Okay, so here's how today is going to go.
06:27You are the T.O.
06:29I am the rookie.
06:30I don't understand.
06:31You will teach me the job as if I were a day one rookie and take the lead on every
06:35call
06:35we get.
06:36And at the end of shift, I will decide whether you are worth my effort.
06:40Yes, ma'am.
06:41Or should I say boot?
06:44I'm just going to stick with metal.
06:46Okay.
06:49Well, this is nice.
06:50Back together again without the pressure being evaluated.
06:54You know, I can really let my freak flag fly.
06:58No, no, not that I have one.
07:01Like a freak flag.
07:02Like no hidden freak agenda over here.
07:05Uh-huh.
07:05Don't worry.
07:07There's freak rits safe with me.
07:08Wait, what?
07:10Oh, I see.
07:11No, no, but seriously, I have no freak rits.
07:147-1-15-211 at 4-7-1-6-3-San Vicente.
07:18Copy that.
07:19Show us responding.
07:20Hit it, super freak.
07:46Police!
07:47Police!
07:51Police!
08:04Police!
08:05Is it over?
08:07Yeah, why don't you come out where we can see you?
08:11We were just in the middle of filming when two guys with guns came in,
08:14stole all of our equipment, and shot the place up.
08:17Okay, filming what?
08:18Minion erotica.
08:19Zach, not the tie.
08:20Sorry, it's called Dropout TV.
08:22We do shows based around improv comedy.
08:25I own the company.
08:26Oh, there he goes.
08:26He owns the place.
08:27He owns the place.
08:28There's like a weird power dynamic, but we're friends, but he's our boss.
08:30Jacob, I act like I'm obsessed with myself.
08:33Okay, can we just stay on track?
08:35Doubtful.
08:35Sorry.
08:36No, sorry.
08:37We won't.
08:38Right, I think the path forward here is to take witness statements from each of them separately.
08:42Mm-hmm.
08:42And you can put your hands down.
08:46Oh, thank God.
08:46Ooh.
08:47All right, in your own words, just tell me what happened.
08:49Wow, okay, yeah.
08:51I first got into comedy after being bullied in middle school.
08:55Okay, so where were you when the robbery took place?
08:57Your Honor, let the record show that it could not have been me before I was at the studio when
09:01the crime occurred.
09:01Oh, well, this isn't a courtroom.
09:03You're a witness, not a suspect.
09:05I could have committed the crime.
09:06I could have been, you know, like, colluding.
09:08Were you?
09:09I thought you said I wasn't a suspect.
09:10Okay, you're making me nervous.
09:11I did the crime.
09:12No, I didn't.
09:13I'm panicking.
09:13I'm panicking.
09:13Yeah, I can't believe we lost all the footage that we shot today.
09:16I probably did some of my best, most important work in my career.
09:19My Dame Judy butthole bit?
09:21Killed.
09:21Did the suspects have accents or any distinctive vocal qualities?
09:25Yeah, when you say accents, do you mean like,
09:28Hey, I'm a guy from, like, Birmingham.
09:31I'm here to rob your place.
09:32Or, or maybe he was, uh, uh, an Appalachian hair billy with a sinus infection.
09:37I promised to answer your question, but can I just ask you something first?
09:41No.
09:41Okay, so I just need, like, a regular not funny person's opinion of this.
09:45Like, which version is funnier?
09:46A guy who is trying to give a eulogy but he's holding in a sneeze?
09:50Or a guy who's giving a eulogy but he's being attacked by invisible egrets?
09:54And don't answer yet.
09:55I have to show you.
09:56Perhaps he was a vampire from down under who, uh, who has really bad anxiety.
10:01I want to suck your blood, but I'm a little scared.
10:04Oh, it's kind of coming back to me.
10:07The suspect's license plate?
10:08No, my Dame Judy butthole bit.
10:10Do you mind if I do it real quick so it doesn't escape me?
10:12Ooh, record me on your body cam and then text it to me.
10:15And then I start a dropout TV.
10:16What was your question again?
10:19Hey, hi.
10:20I don't know how helpful this is, but one of the robbers must have dropped their wallet when they were
10:23robbing the control room.
10:24Wait, I know you.
10:25No, uh, you're the drone kid.
10:27Dax, Dan.
10:28Dash, but close enough.
10:30He let you use the drone.
10:31He straight up told me no.
10:33Okay, well, you wanted to film Mr. Rice in his backyard doing yoga for blackmail purposes.
10:37Am I the only one that went to the HR meeting?
10:38We had an HR meeting?
10:40I need a background check on Mark Wyatt.
10:43I thought you were moving to Vegas with your mom.
10:45Yeah, uh, that didn't work out, so we moved to L.A.
10:48My mom always wanted to be a hand model, which is going as well as you would expect.
10:51So I got a part-time job with these lunatics lovely people while, uh, I wait to graduate high school.
10:56Our suspect, Mark Wyatt, has priors.
10:59Assault and for public nudity.
11:01At the same time?
11:02What would that look like?
11:03I've been thinking about it.
11:04I feel like...
11:04No, no, no.
11:05If someone were to do that...
11:06All right, we're gonna go pick him up, and we'll be in touch.
11:11Lots of luck.
11:14Aw.
11:18Um, tell me the six rules of a traffic stop.
11:25Why'd you do that?
11:28Is my training officer asking why a patrol officer would listen to a police scanner and not just wait for
11:32dispatch calls?
11:34Yes.
11:35When evaluating a rookie, a training officer wants to see how they respond to different scenarios.
11:40With a rookie who is looking to get into trouble, the calls they choose can be illustrative.
11:46Armed suspect just abandoned his car on freeway.
11:49He's shooting!
11:50Watch out!
11:50He's running!
11:51The foot pursuit heading east on Benedict!
11:53Add us to that call.
11:54Mm.
11:58Training, why wouldn't we want to respond to that call?
12:01Travel time to call is approximately 15 minutes.
12:04A shots fired call means that every available unit in the area will respond.
12:09As last arrivals, we will likely miss the action and be tasked with looking for shell casings in the hot
12:14sun for the next five hours.
12:17Right.
12:18I mean, uh, good answer.
12:21Let's look for a closer call.
12:23All units, silent alarm at Lincoln Bank and Trust.
12:25211 in progress.
12:27Bank robbery?
12:27Hot damn, we're taking up, right?
12:28Yes, sir.
12:30Although...
12:30Although what?
12:31A thoughtful T.O. might inform his rookie that most bank robberies can be measured in minutes.
12:37And given our proximity and the units that are closer, it might be prudent to focus on the bank robber's
12:43possible escape route and intercept.
12:46In case they manage to get away before police arrive.
12:50Smart.
12:50So the route they would take to escape would be?
12:53They would head for the 10-110 freeway exchange and try to get lost in the chaos of Los Angeles
12:58traffic.
12:58Which means that they would have to drive up?
13:01George Street.
13:01Who are they?
13:19Hey, please!
13:20Show me your eyes!
13:24Please!
13:28Please, please help, I think she's dying.
13:33I think she's dying.
13:40Okay, we have two GSW victims.
13:42Patient number one GSW in the left upper quadrant abdomen.
13:45Now grossly descended and firm.
13:47Critically unstable, recommend OR stat.
13:49I'll stay with him.
13:50Sounds right.
13:51You investigating this one?
13:52No, we are.
13:53That is sweet, but you are the hotshot detective.
13:57I am just a lowly patrol officer.
13:59You're still a detective, but I get your point.
14:02Did either of them mention the third bank robber?
14:05Uh, no, I didn't realize there was one.
14:07Yeah, security guards said there were three of them all masked and armed.
14:10Third robber disappeared when the shooting started,
14:12must have laid low as the other two escaped,
14:14then snuck away into the chaos afterwards.
14:16We're pulling security footage now.
14:17Hopefully we can get a before and after the mask came off.
14:21How's your rookie?
14:22Hmm.
14:23I don't know yet.
14:25You know you can't bounce him from the program, right?
14:27What?
14:27I was looking forward to it.
14:29He's not the only one being evaluated, Nyla.
14:31You need to be made of wins while you're back on patrol.
14:33Firing a rookie will be seen as a loss,
14:35and you can't give IA a reason to punish you more or worse, fire you.
14:42Oh, Lieutenant.
14:43Hey, um, you all right?
14:45I mean, other than the uniform.
14:47Yeah, we caught two bank robbery suspects.
14:49Penn is in there watching over them while they get prepped for surgery.
14:52You here to see Luna?
14:53Yeah, I'm on.
14:54Take her out to lunch.
14:55Oh, that's sweet.
14:56That's sweet.
14:57Yeah.
14:59Excuse me.
15:06Luna.
15:08Hey.
15:09What are you doing here?
15:10Thought I'd take my wife to lunch?
15:12Oh, that's so sweet.
15:13But Oliver is about to do his assessments, and I accompany,
15:17in case any patient advocate questions come up.
15:19You can join us, but it's gonna be a lot more bodily fluids
15:22than a normal person wants to see in a day.
15:24You'd be surprised what a cop sees in a day.
15:27Good point.
15:29I shouldn't be too late.
15:31Why don't we go to dinner?
15:33I'll make a date you can't keep.
15:34I can keep it.
15:36Sure.
15:37All right, good.
15:38It really was sweet you came to take me to lunch.
15:42Um, look, Luna, um...
15:45Hey, we need help.
15:47Let me guess.
15:48You're glued together.
15:49You say that like it happens a lot?
15:51More than you know.
15:53Did you drive here like that?
15:54Well, we didn't take the bus.
15:56Hey.
15:57I can't help but to notice by the position of your hands
16:00that you were engaged in a domestic dispute gone sticky.
16:04No.
16:05No, no, no.
16:06Um, she was just caressing my face.
16:09Why you choked her?
16:10Uh, not all choking is non-consensual.
16:13Huh.
16:14I'm gonna go get the doctor.
16:16Wait, wait, um...
16:18Please tell me there is not glue on your hand.
16:21I wish that I could.
16:51Why can't you just come in here?
16:52Because I'm mad at you.
16:54It's not enough that I have a busy day.
16:55I have to run damage control on your dysfunction.
16:58I was trying to take my mom off your plate.
16:59By telling her to not contact me?
17:01I want to have a relationship with your mother,
17:04but not whatever this has become.
17:06All right, I'll text her.
17:07No.
17:08Hey, come on.
17:08Please.
17:09Call her today, okay?
17:11An actual human conversation.
17:17Peter.
17:21I'm telling you, I lost my wallet yesterday.
17:24How convenient timing, given we found it at the scene of an armed robbery this morning.
17:30Convenient is such lazy framing.
17:32The universe is an infinitely complicated place.
17:36You know, you show your ignorance acting like coincidences are impossible.
17:39The sheer amount of things happening on a single day, number in the sextillions.
17:44Okay, that's a made-up number.
17:46No, it's not.
17:47A sextillion is a thousand trillion.
17:49And given that the world is populated with over eight billion people, I'm probably way underestimating.
17:57No, I'm definitely underestimating.
17:59There's over ten quintillion insects in the world.
18:02It's over one per billion per person.
18:05So given that scale, me losing a wallet, a criminal picking it up, and then dropping it at a crime
18:11scene isn't unlikely.
18:13Statistically, it's almost a given.
18:15Oh, we're still gonna put you in the lineup and see if the victims can identify you.
18:19That's fair.
18:21How many of that quintillion?
18:24A quintillion insects are spiders?
18:27Oh, at least a quadrillion.
18:29There's 53,000 species.
18:31They're on every continent except Antarctica.
18:33I might have to move to Antarctica.
18:35Not today though, right?
18:36No.
18:37Today we see if Mark loses the lineup lottery.
18:47Hmm, it's just like the movies.
18:50With as much diversity.
18:52Check.
18:53Test.
18:54All right.
18:55We are about to show you a lineup of six men.
18:57The person or persons involved in the robbery may or may not be among them.
19:02Afterwards, I'm going to ask you individually if you recognize anyone.
19:06But do not compare notes and do not discuss the suspects amongst each other.
19:11Do you understand?
19:11Yes, Daddy.
19:15Okay.
19:15The guy that's number one looks like a tech bro that speaks about himself in the third person
19:19and he probably kisses his immediate family on the mouth.
19:22Smoochy!
19:23Okay, wait.
19:24But number three is sort of getting like,
19:25Hey, I'm Chad.
19:26I completely misunderstood the message at Fight Club.
19:29And I don't understand why my Native American Halloween costume is so offensive.
19:32Number five looks like he spends his Friday nights chugging beer loaded with protein powder.
19:36Stop drinking alone if your two snakes are in the house.
19:39Okay, guys.
19:39Let's try to focus.
19:41I mean, this should be fairly easy.
19:42Uh, do you guys recognize anyone or not?
19:45Well, they were all wearing masks, but these guys are the same basic size.
19:49You know, I feel like I might recognize the guy's voice that yelled at us.
19:53Yeah.
19:55Number one, could you please repeat the phrase?
20:00Shut up and get on the ground.
20:01Okay.
20:02I'm impressed with the performance.
20:03We could use a little more pizzazz.
20:05I don't want to give a line read, but there's like a hundred guys in LA that could do a
20:08better job than that.
20:08So, question.
20:10Can you just sort of make them say whatever you want?
20:12No.
20:13They're only going to say what was said at the robbery.
20:16You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
20:18Contestant number one, can you please recite Tommy Lee Jones' speech from The Fugitive?
20:21No.
20:21Contestant number...
20:23Suspect number one, you do not have to do that.
20:25I would like it if you did.
20:26I would like it if you did.
20:27I would like it if you did.
20:27I'll do it.
20:28Yes.
20:29I love The Fugitive.
20:32Floor's all yours.
20:34What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search of every gas station,
20:39residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.
20:46He's really good.
20:47That's really good.
20:48Bravo.
20:51Can we see a chemistry read between four and two?
20:54Okay, okay, okay.
20:56Do you recognize any of these individuals from the robbery?
20:59I mean, if we say yes, can we get them to say more weird stuff?
21:02No.
21:02Can we make them kiss?
21:03Ooh, can we make them kiss?
21:04Can we see a kiss between four and two?
21:06That would equal six.
21:07Ooh.
21:09It's odd.
21:11Super glue usually comes off with a bit of acetone.
21:13Do you remember the brand you used?
21:14Nope.
21:14Yes.
21:17I think it was like an acetone-resistant blend.
21:22Heavy-duty stuff.
21:23Yeah.
21:24Can't really remember the exact name.
21:26Well, surgery is a last resort, but without identifying the exact adhesive you use, I'm not sure how else to
21:30proceed.
21:31Can someone go by your house and get it?
21:33Uh, no.
21:34Not really.
21:35I'm happy to do it.
21:36Give me your address.
21:37No.
21:37That's not necessary.
21:39It's super nice, though.
21:40Oh, my God.
21:40The nicest.
21:41But we just, we couldn't ask that of you.
21:43Listen up.
21:44You are glued to my wife.
21:46The only person I'm supposed to touch her this long is me.
21:49So give me your address.
21:51Unless there's something at your house you don't want me to see.
21:56Something that has to do with this, perhaps?
21:59I swear, I don't know what that is.
22:01It's a firing pin for a handgun.
22:03Oh, my God.
22:04Crazy.
22:05The question is, why are the two of you covered with them?
22:14So, Finley is out of surgery.
22:15We should be able to talk to her soon.
22:16But the, uh, the girlfriend, Ava, she died on the table.
22:21Damn.
22:22Hard way to learn not to rob a bank with the former Green Beret working as a security guard.
22:26Yeah.
22:28Hey, as my rookie, shouldn't you be doing the paperwork?
22:34Yeah.
22:35Had to give it a shot.
22:35Mm-hmm.
22:36All right, I requested an officer to come watch over Finley.
22:38We should get back out on patrol.
22:40Actually, we have been asked to take a first run at interviewing Finley.
22:44Lopez is tied up with the feds, combing through bank footage, trying to figure out how the third robber escaped.
22:49And as our former partner, future partner, yeah, um, she trusts your detective skills.
22:55Exactly.
22:56And unfortunately for you, I still need my T.O. to show me how it's done.
23:01Not to break the fourth wall here, but you're a literal expert at interrogating suspects, and I'm not.
23:08Only way to become an expert is to do the work.
23:12And as someone whose instincts are to turn everything up to an 11, I am curious to see how you
23:17handle something that requires nuance and delicacy.
23:29Hey.
23:30Hey.
23:30How long's she been awake?
23:32A couple minutes.
23:33Anyone tell her about her partner?
23:34I know I didn't.
23:38Can I ask you one question?
23:39Sure.
23:41What's the worst mistake I can make in that?
23:44Don't make it a competition.
23:46You versus her.
23:47You guys are on the same side.
23:49Yes, ma'am.
23:49Got it. Thanks.
23:56Finley, I'm Officer Penn.
23:57This is Detective Harper.
23:59We brought you in.
24:00Yeah, I remember.
24:03Josefa, no one will tell me.
24:06I'm sorry, but she didn't survive the surgery.
24:09She had lost too much blood.
24:14No.
24:16No.
24:17Why did he have to shoot her?
24:19He didn't have to shoot her.
24:21Our guns weren't real.
24:22But they looked real.
24:24People were terrified.
24:27That's not fair.
24:28She only did it because of me.
24:34Why?
24:35I've seen your history.
24:37It's spotless.
24:38I couldn't even dream of getting into Stafford.
24:42Be grateful.
24:44You want to know why we robbed that bank?
24:48I am $200,000 in debt.
24:51And that's after spending the last three years trying to pay off the loan.
24:54It's higher now than it was when I started.
24:57What hope did we have at a happy life together?
25:01Working two jobs just to barely stay above water.
25:05Listen, I get it.
25:07I lived in my car until a few months ago.
25:09Debt is no joke.
25:10And it could impact how the DA's office decides to prosecute you.
25:16But if you want any hope or leniency, any,
25:19you need to tell us who your other partner was in the robbery.
25:22It was just me and Ava.
25:23We know that there was a third person that got away.
25:25We're gonna find them eventually.
25:27But you have an opportunity to help yourself here.
25:29I strongly urge you take it.
25:32I don't deserve help.
25:35Dave is dead because of me.
25:44Hey, what are you doing here?
25:46Hey, uh, dropout guys made me drive them.
25:47Something about a line-up?
25:49Right, but they left.
25:51Are you kidding?
25:53That's why Sam asked for the minivan keys.
25:56Okay.
25:56Sorry, can your mom pick you up?
25:58Yeah, I can call her.
26:00Did they help you at all with the line-
26:02No?
26:03Stupid question.
26:03Those guys would've gone down with the Titanic
26:05because they were too busy making fun of the orchestra
26:07to get on a lifeboat.
26:09Look, don't take this the wrong way,
26:10but why do you work with those guys?
26:13They pay me surprisingly well.
26:15Uh, Nolan.
26:16Sorry.
26:17Are you free?
26:17Yeah, I can be.
26:18I'll see you later?
26:19Yep.
26:21So, Greg just called.
26:22Uh, Luna is currently glued to a couple
26:25who appears to be manufacturing and selling ghost guns.
26:28The judge just signed off on a warrant for us
26:30to go inside and take a look at their house.
26:31While they remain glued to Luna?
26:33That's gonna have to be our secondary assignment.
26:35Identifying the adhesive they've been using
26:37to assemble the ghost guns
26:38so we can get them all separated.
26:40And who are these people?
26:41Uh, Poppy and Jasper Watterson.
26:44Neither of them have a criminal record,
26:46but at one point or another,
26:48they've both filed restraining orders against each other.
26:50I checked out their social media.
26:51They are both gun enthusiasts,
26:52obviously in a toxic relationship
26:54who share an inability to think things through.
26:56Wow.
26:57Yeah.
26:57Today is an odd one.
26:59Right?
26:59Wait, why?
27:00What's going on with you?
27:01I can't even explain, not without crying.
27:03Mares.
27:04We're on the move.
27:05Coming.
27:06I, uh, let Mark Wyatt go.
27:08His girlfriend corroborated his story
27:10of him losing his wallet yesterday,
27:12and he was very understanding about our confusion
27:15and happy to get his wallet back
27:16once we had it fingerprinted.
27:18Hmm.
27:18Yeah.
27:19Hey, uh, you wanna ride with me?
27:20Ooh.
27:21Can I?
27:23Traitor.
27:31So did he call his mom?
27:32I don't know.
27:34I don't think so.
27:35I don't have much confidence that even if he does,
27:38it'll make things better.
27:39Hmm.
27:40Okay, we're coming up to it.
27:43It's...
27:47Oh.
27:48You know what?
27:49Let's, uh, let's back up a little.
28:02What's up?
28:03Three guys are moving stuff out of that greenhouse
28:05around the corner.
28:10And by stuff, you mean guns?
28:12Among other things.
28:12So do we wanna go right at them,
28:15or try something more subtle?
28:17A little bit of both.
28:40On the ground, step away from the van.
28:43On the ground, arms and legs spread.
28:48That could not have worked out better.
28:56Looks like we found our adhesive.
28:57Ooh, I wouldn't touch that.
28:59Good idea.
29:00Hey, guys, I got this out here.
29:02Go inside, clear the house.
29:05Nolan sent a photo of the glue.
29:06Thank God.
29:08Oh, did he, uh, did he see anything else
29:10while he was there?
29:13Hey, I just got the exact epoxy
29:15that he used.
29:16Great.
29:22Um...
29:23By the way, earlier in the day,
29:25I found these in the bathroom.
29:26You wouldn't happen to know
29:27who they belong to, would you?
29:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:29I've been looking everywhere for these.
29:31Where'd you say you found them?
29:32Um, I don't know.
29:42Finley!
29:43Grandma!
29:44Finley!
29:44I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
29:46You can't go in there.
29:46You can't go in there.
29:47The hell I can't.
29:48You're gonna have to shoot me to stop me.
29:50Hey, ma'am, ma'am, hold on one second.
29:52Your granddaughter has been arrested for a very serious crime.
29:55Your granddaughter has also been shot,
29:57and I am the only family she's got,
29:59so you are gonna let me into that room.
30:01Yes, ma'am, we can do that,
30:03but I need you to do something for me.
30:05Finley can help herself
30:06by telling us the truth about what happened.
30:08Finley needs a lawyer.
30:10I've got one on the way.
30:11Now let me see her!
30:13Of course, but Detective Harper
30:14is gonna pat you down and hold on to your purse.
30:16Whatever.
30:18Arms up.
30:35Ava's dead.
30:37Oh, baby.
30:41I'm so sorry.
30:43I'm so sorry.
30:45What's going on?
30:46Uh, Finley's grandma just got here.
30:49Great.
30:49I don't need to make a separate trip.
30:51When the feds finished processing the prints
30:52from the bank, one set stood out.
30:55Although, the last bank she robbed was in 1983.
30:58Get out.
30:59Finley's mama?
31:00Yeah, she did a nickel for it.
31:02Got out and never robbed another bank.
31:04Until today.
31:09Maeve.
31:16It's all my fault.
31:17They did everything right in life.
31:20And still, they were struggling so much.
31:24It wasn't right.
31:27Put your hands behind the back.
31:28No.
31:29Please.
31:31No.
31:33It wasn't right.
31:36No.
31:43Finally.
31:44So much better.
31:45Oh.
31:48All right.
31:49Good news is that you're free.
31:51And this is the bad news.
31:54All right.
31:55If you could just turn around.
31:57Turn around.
31:58Hands on your head.
32:04Hands behind your back.
32:09Huh.
32:10Must have missed some.
32:11Bruh.
32:18Hey.
32:20Are you still waiting for your mom?
32:21Yeah.
32:22She's busy.
32:23Said she'd get me when she's free.
32:24She couldn't think of a safer place for me to wait.
32:27Okay.
32:27What about your dad?
32:28Oh, he's only 15 minutes.
32:29I don't know.
32:29Break glass in case of emergency.
32:31Right.
32:31Well, I just finished with an arrest, so I can give you a ride home.
32:35Great.
32:36Uh, can we go with the lights and the sirens?
32:39No, but I'll let you use the radio to tell dispatch she has a sexy voice.
32:43Really?
32:43No.
32:46Is that your mom?
32:47No, it's Sam.
32:49Where is our equipment?
32:49You weren't supposed to steal it for real.
32:52I'm not paying you unless you bring it back.
32:55Second text.
32:56Haha, whoops, sorry, that message wasn't for you.
32:59Please don't share it with anyone.
33:01Prayer hands emoji.
33:03Do I need a lawyer?
33:05That is your right.
33:06Do you have one?
33:07Yes.
33:08But he only does entertainment law.
33:11That's not gonna help you.
33:13Look, not only did you make false statements to police, which is punishable by up to six months in prison,
33:19but you also endangered yourself and your employees.
33:22Look, I am so sorry.
33:23We do crazy stunts for our shows all the time.
33:26I thought I was hiring actors to play robbers.
33:29They were supposed to interrupt our game show with a fake robbery and then return all of our stuff a
33:33few hours later.
33:34I never thought a casting breakdown for armed robbers would attract actual armed robbers.
33:42And then I was too embarrassed to say anything and now I fully realize the error of my ways.
33:48Which is great, but it will still be up to the DA's office as to whether they want to press
33:53charges.
33:53I can't go to jail.
33:54I couldn't even handle sleepaway camp.
33:56Look, let's just start with arresting the two men that robbed you.
34:01I'm assuming you have names and numbers.
34:04I have their Venmos.
34:05Let's start with that.
34:06Okay.
34:08Robber 88.
34:09Okay, well, I should have seen that one coming.
34:26All right, what a way to end shift.
34:28As a thank you, paperwork can be turned into the top of the day tomorrow.
34:31I'll even add an hour of OT for those who want to come in early.
34:34That's great.
34:35Hey, did you call your mother?
34:36Mm-hmm.
34:39I'm gonna...
34:40Yeah, don't we have a...
34:40Right behind you.
34:46I'm sorry.
34:47I think I just need to get some closure.
34:50No, it's okay.
34:51Look, why don't we clock out and we'll talk about it at home.
34:54Okay.
34:56I don't know about you, but all I'm thinking about is a hot bath and 12 hours of sleep.
35:02Sounds nice.
35:06Are you okay?
35:12I thought I could broach this in a more delicate way, but after the day we had, I think it's
35:19better just to come out and say it.
35:23Is there something going on with you and Dr. Ashton?
35:27Are you accusing me of cheating?
35:29I'm not accusing you of anything.
35:32But after seeing the way you two act together and finding his things in your car, that's one real truth.
35:47First of all, you have to believe me when I say that nothing has happened between us.
35:52Second of all?
35:55I do feel something for him.
36:00I wasn't looking for it.
36:02In our whole marriage, I've never even thought about anyone else.
36:06But this past year, the world has opened up for me.
36:11I finished school.
36:12I got this job.
36:13I...
36:14You met another man.
36:15It is not that simple.
36:18Am I attracted to him?
36:20Yes.
36:21But that doesn't mean that I was planning on acting on it.
36:23Doesn't mean you weren't.
36:24Otherwise you would have said that.
36:26Wait, please.
36:27I'm...
36:29I'm trying to be honest and I'm making a mess of it because I don't...
36:33I don't really know how I feel.
36:35I...
36:37If you hadn't confronted me about Oliver, there's a good chance I would have worked through all of this without
36:42you ever knowing.
36:43I do know.
36:46It's breaking my heart.
36:47It's just...
36:55So what you need to tell me is that whatever it is you feel for this man, it's over.
37:04As of now.
37:08And your hesitation gives me my answer.
37:10Here, take this.
37:11Wait.
37:12I need to take a walk.
37:14And then what?
37:15I don't know.
37:26I need to take a walk.
37:27So, officially end of shift.
37:29Did you decide whether or not I'm a lost cause?
37:32I want to hear your thoughts first.
37:35Okay.
37:36Well, I think I made some real progress today.
37:39Even though it wasn't close to perfect.
37:41Stop.
37:42You do know not everything is about you, right?
37:44I don't want to hear your own self-analysis.
37:46I want to hear what you thought about me, your rookie.
37:49Oh.
37:51Can I not do that?
37:53All right.
37:56I'd say you're pretty knowledgeable for a rookie officer.
37:58You have natural instincts.
38:01Though I can sometimes feel your urges take over, I appreciate that you don't.
38:05Your willingness to trust your T.O. and give him a second chance, even when you think you might know
38:09better, when you most definitely do know better.
38:14It's admirable.
38:17Okay, thanks.
38:19Now it's your turn, right?
38:22Wait, so what does that mean? Do I get to stay or should I go home?
38:25See you tomorrow.
38:33Happy birthday!
38:36Woo!
38:36We wanted to do something special to celebrate your first day back on patrol.
38:41You guys, you, you are terrible, wonderful people, and I love you.
38:48We love you, too, and you're gonna get through this.
38:51Wow.
38:51You guys really did not have to do this, but I am glad that you did.
38:56It's not something I ever would have thought to celebrate.
38:58To be fair, you are not big on festivities of any kind.
39:01Only found out when your birthday was because I called your mama.
39:03And I am still kind of mad at you for that.
39:06Me, too, and so is Wesley.
39:08I'm mad at you.
39:09Okay, so I assume that this is not just decorations, that there are some sort of sustenance and possible adult
39:14beverages.
39:16I'm on it.
39:16Thank you guys for being here.
39:19But just to clarify, I do want to be in my bed in an hour or so.
39:23Oh, yeah, we'll be long on.
39:25Yeah.
39:27Okay.
39:29All right, Mom.
39:30Bye.
39:32I did it?
39:33It is handled.
39:35That took too long to happen easy.
39:38Is she okay?
39:39Are you okay?
39:40Yeah, no, I'm great.
39:41Okay.
39:41Actually, no, it went a lot easier than expected.
39:44She understood the whole boundaries issue pretty quickly and acknowledged that she can get overexcited.
39:50Doesn't blame you or me, just blames technology for being too fun to experience alone.
39:55Wow.
39:56Okay, it sounds like it went great.
39:58Yeah.
39:59Well, what took so long then?
40:01We started talking about a lot of other stuff.
40:02Like what?
40:04Nosey.
40:04Come on, tell me, if you want to tell me.
40:07Um...
40:08Work.
40:09Uh, childhood memories.
40:11Hmm.
40:12You.
40:13It was nice.
40:15Yeah.
40:16I bet you guys have a lot to catch up on.
40:19Yeah.
40:19Yeah.
40:20Yeah, she did.
40:20She told me all about her weekly trips to the farmer's market.
40:23Oh, and she told me all about her friend, Linda, who has been acting like, and this is in my
40:28mother's words, a shrewd bitch with a stick shoved so far a press.
40:32Yeah.
40:32I heard about Linda, and honestly, I agree with your mother.
40:35She has to go.
40:36How'd you hear about that?
40:37That was not on the group chat.
40:40Nope.
40:42I...
40:43I...
40:44Um...
40:44I am on a separate group thread with just your mom and Jenny.
40:49You are unbelievable.
40:50Wait, no, stop.
40:51To be fair, I did not start that one.
40:53Jenny did.
40:54But now I have two of my main sources for vintage Tim photos in the same place, so that's very
40:58nice for me.
40:59Oh, God.
41:00Okay, so do I have to talk to Jenny now, too?
41:01No, no.
41:02But if you have that powder blue prom suit lying around, that would be nice.
41:09Okay, I'm sure I could dig it up from somewhere.
41:11Wow.
41:12Yeah.
41:23Hello?
41:24I'm in the bedroom.
41:29I thought you couldn't be over another week.
41:30I moved some things around.
41:32Are you naked under there?
41:34100%.
41:34With the caveat that I have to go back in 36 hours.
41:39We can get a lockdown in 36 hours.
41:41We can.
41:47Just one...
41:48Yes, sir, is everything all right?
41:50No.
41:52Luna and I are in a bad place.
41:57I don't...
41:58I don't know what our future looks like.
42:01I'm here at the hotel bar where I'll be staying for who knows how long.
42:06Sounds like you need some company.
42:08I'll be right there.
42:09Thanks.
42:12Maybe not right there.
42:14Hey, John.
42:15He won't be any more sad in 40 minutes than he would have been in 20.
42:18This is true.
42:20This is true.
42:21I tried.
42:53I'm here.
42:56I'll be right through.
42:58Hello.
42:59You're welcome.
42:59Damnit.
42:59I'm here.
43:02I'm here.
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