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Swipe Wright - Dating 101
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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life, come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend, how could you do this?
00:00:24We, we both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together, so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10Thanks!
00:01:21Oh!
00:01:24Oh!
00:01:26Oh!
00:01:28Oh!
00:01:32Oh, that was so...
00:01:36Oh!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:40Your love just makes me jealous.
00:01:42You can eat.
00:01:51Break up?
00:01:59Yep.
00:02:01My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend,
00:02:06tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend,
00:02:14who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:16Ouch.
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink,
00:02:22and you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:28That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:31Oh, of course not.
00:02:33I would never take advantage.
00:02:37Ma'am, I'll have two more of what, whatever she was having.
00:02:49It's a heartbreak.
00:02:52Finding true love.
00:03:10Oh, of course not.
00:03:17Moses arr dressed,
00:03:18Preeze David
00:03:18Oh, of course not.
00:03:18language
00:03:18Every one againstNY
00:03:19Maybe I could help you
00:03:19Patience
00:03:19How about I love.
00:03:19What about I love?
00:03:21Your love
00:03:22Anyone can show more
00:03:22loop
00:03:22How about I love
00:04:39Who's there?
00:04:42I hope you don't mind.
00:04:43I read into your fridge.
00:04:45Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:52Um, we didn't, you know...
00:04:57With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:11I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:18Mr. Wright.
00:05:21Wright.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Wright, how could I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone as Mr. Wright.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:39I almost forgot.
00:05:59Oh, sorry.
00:06:00I...
00:06:02Wait, I...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:06I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:09I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry, I...
00:06:14I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
00:06:18Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Squad.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one.
00:06:30I mean, even the name, it just...
00:06:33Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:07But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13Love Swipe's going to make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, Elise.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished, you'll be mine forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:49Well, too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend, and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:09Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:14I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:21Hey, Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love, and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me!
00:09:03Love Swipe uses a unique approach.
00:09:07With potential for true love guaranteed on every match, and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:18And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:24everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27Love Swipe.
00:09:28That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time, and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:38And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But, just in case.
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Cameras in every room.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:11:03Last three years of my life, it's led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love, and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you, gorgeous.
00:11:15Whoever you are.
00:11:29I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No, if either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02Love Swipe, it just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my god, are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never forgive
00:12:21you.
00:12:24No way.
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date, and the moment he lies about what he did, you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:07I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:19Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:49Billy, you idiot.
00:13:58Hey, I don't know what you heard or saw, but I would never, ever...
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:04I...
00:14:04Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:12You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:16Shall we?
00:14:28Hey, come on.
00:14:29God, let's just...
00:14:35Well done, Dustin.
00:14:37She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:53Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you with lunch
00:15:09at school, and I really had to go to the bathroom, so I raised my hand, but the teacher
00:15:13won't let me go.
00:15:15So I just make a run for it.
00:15:19When, uh...
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:24I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no.
00:15:29Yeah.
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:33Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried.
00:15:37A lot.
00:15:38It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:42Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Hmm?
00:16:03Camilla?
00:16:03She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:12I...
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:27It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:52Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean...
00:17:12This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work, and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just...
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:29Because I created it, and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:35What did you say?
00:17:36I said I believe in love, but I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:45I'm sorry.
00:17:56No.
00:18:05My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:13One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:20And she jumped in to save me.
00:18:25But I couldn't save her.
00:18:31I've never told anyone about my family that.
00:18:41I've never told anyone about my family, but I had a younger cousin in two months before he turned 11.
00:18:56And he got diagnosed with her, though.
00:19:02He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:05I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:11Thank you for sharing your past with me.
00:19:19Thank you for listening to mine.
00:19:35No.
00:19:48Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:55All right, let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:19:58Getting the body moving.
00:19:59Feeling good.
00:20:01Wait, are you?
00:20:04Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:11Nope.
00:20:12I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know.
00:20:18I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on.
00:20:21You're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:28Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:30What?
00:20:30No, you're the bi-
00:20:37Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:38I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42Let's dance.
00:20:43You can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:46Oh, yeah.
00:20:49You're being stiff.
00:20:51See?
00:20:51I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you're fucking you.
00:20:53I don't think you are.
00:20:53All right.
00:20:54Yeah.
00:20:55Uh-oh, you're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Oh, open it.
00:20:57Come in.
00:20:58It's orange.
00:20:59Oh, whoa.
00:21:02Whoa.
00:21:02Ooh.
00:21:08Ooh.
00:21:15Ooh.
00:21:15Ooh.
00:21:16Ooh.
00:21:16Ooh.
00:21:17Ooh.
00:21:20Ooh.
00:21:20Ooh.
00:21:22Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:37Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:49Here it goes.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:53I was really good at it, but this one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm.
00:21:59And they were horrible to me.
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:28Oh.
00:22:29You know, I...
00:22:30I was just fired, rather dramatically, from a major social media company, right as it
00:22:39was getting huge.
00:22:41So, yeah.
00:22:43So you work in tech?
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46Yep.
00:22:47I work in tech.
00:22:50Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:58I told you, I'm in tech.
00:23:00Okay, but what does that mean?
00:23:02Tell the truth.
00:23:06I work in, uh...
00:23:12For a startup.
00:23:14Very secret startup.
00:23:17Unfortunately, I wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA, so I just...
00:23:22Oh, I...
00:23:23I totally understand.
00:23:25Can you promise me something?
00:23:29Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:31Please.
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:36What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:41I need to see Jake get what's coming to him.
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is more.
00:23:46Dustin, you're up.
00:23:50Alright, you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:54First things first, we're gonna get a feel for your training level.
00:23:58Let's do you first, doll.
00:24:00Her name's Lily.
00:24:01Okay.
00:24:02Lily doll.
00:24:03Let's see what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:06Mm-hmm.
00:24:06Stuff them in.
00:24:09Yeah, alright.
00:24:10A little harder.
00:24:11Let's go.
00:24:12Alright.
00:24:12Yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom.
00:24:14Good.
00:24:14Good job.
00:24:15Alright, next we're gonna test your reflexes.
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:22Yeah, fine.
00:24:24There's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:26Alright, next.
00:24:26But...
00:24:27Come in.
00:24:28Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:33Um...
00:24:33No.
00:24:34Not me.
00:24:35Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:38What...
00:24:39What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:41I don't know.
00:24:42But this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:48Jake!
00:24:49I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:51Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:54I'm your girl?
00:24:56Maybe.
00:25:06You good?
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:08I'm sorry.
00:25:09I can't protect you.
00:25:11What's this guy's deal?
00:25:12I don't know, but...
00:25:14Just stay here for a minute.
00:25:15There's something I need to show you.
00:25:17Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:17He's crazy.
00:25:25That was amazing.
00:25:27I've been training for years.
00:25:29It's really sweet you tried to protect me, but the next time...
00:25:33I ask if I need help.
00:25:53Let's get out of here.
00:25:58Date number four.
00:26:05Where's your bathroom?
00:26:07It's just right there.
00:26:18You know, you didn't have to bring me home.
00:26:22I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:25There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:30There's a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:32Oh, yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:54Come here and I'll show you.
00:26:55Oh, my life.
00:27:03I was looking for a sign.
00:27:08Wasn't sure where to find a piece of mind.
00:27:14Sometimes you can see things when it in time.
00:27:22It should be a dream.
00:27:33You have the most beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:48It's yours.
00:27:51You can touch me.
00:28:06Hold on.
00:28:07Hold on a second.
00:28:08It's okay.
00:28:09I want to.
00:28:12Please stop.
00:28:16What's wrong?
00:28:18I want you so much.
00:28:24I have to wait for the app.
00:28:27We have to wait for the app.
00:28:29Are you kidding?
00:28:30Screw that stupid app.
00:28:32I know.
00:28:36The app isn't stupid.
00:28:38I'm sorry.
00:28:40I really...
00:28:41I just think we should wait.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:49Fine.
00:28:51I guess I'll see you at our next date.
00:29:03Oh, that was totally up close for comfort.
00:29:08I've got to take things up a notch.
00:29:13It's time for the contingency.
00:29:30What the hell?
00:29:33Where is she?
00:29:36What are you talking about?
00:29:38Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:39Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:41Lily, please.
00:29:42Just tell me where she is.
00:29:44Okay?
00:29:45Don't lie to me.
00:29:46We'll end things right here.
00:29:46I won't even be mad.
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me, okay?
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:52I've been cheated on before.
00:29:53Tell me where she is.
00:29:55There's no one here.
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:30:07It was just here.
00:30:09What are you talking about?
00:30:11I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment, and they weren't selfies, so I know that
00:30:16you took them.
00:30:16I'm sorry, but there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:25You are the only person I want naked in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30I swear it.
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:34I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:35I just...
00:30:36I can't go through that again.
00:30:38You won't have to.
00:30:43I promise.
00:30:52What are you doing?
00:30:54I changed my mind.
00:30:57I want you.
00:30:59Right now.
00:31:35Jake, stop.
00:31:41Sorry.
00:31:44I'm sorry.
00:31:45I just...
00:31:46I really want to.
00:31:48It's just...
00:31:49I'm still shaken up by those photos.
00:31:52And you know what?
00:31:54Love's Vibe is working.
00:31:57I think we should wait.
00:32:00Okay.
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:03We can wait.
00:32:05I would never want to pressure you.
00:32:08I promise.
00:32:14As soon as Love's Vibe gives us permission,
00:32:18you can have me.
00:32:21All of me.
00:32:22We'll have you.
00:32:31We'll have you.
00:32:35We'll have you.
00:32:50Oh, no.
00:32:54So he's definitely not a...
00:32:55A date rapist?
00:32:56No.
00:32:57I found the condom the next morning.
00:32:59He's a perfect gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs.
00:33:03You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:05Not that you'd know anything about trust.
00:33:08But, yeah.
00:33:09Yeah, I do.
00:33:10What does he do for work?
00:33:12He's in tech.
00:33:15Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:17There's something we need to tell you about, Jake.
00:33:19Something you may not want to hear.
00:33:22What do you mean?
00:33:25I wasn't reasonably talking about...
00:33:28I'm joking.
00:33:28Yeah, you're being an ass right now.
00:33:31She's small.
00:33:37Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:39I'm fine.
00:33:42Ask Jake about his work.
00:33:45Finally, I can see what's happening.
00:33:47Now that I've planted Jake's work history, I should push him to tell the truth, and then he'll be mine
00:33:53again.
00:33:54My friends didn't tell him yet.
00:33:56You mean those two?
00:33:59Who are in disguise every single time we come here.
00:34:01They...
00:34:02Yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:34:06Only because of that stupid app.
00:34:08Okay.
00:34:08Can we not blame the app?
00:34:17Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30.
00:34:22What do you do for work?
00:34:25I'm in tech.
00:34:26I told you.
00:34:29My friends...
00:34:31They received an envelope with documents saying that you're an app developer.
00:34:39What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:41Please don't mind.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:46I'm gonna tell you, but that's because I trust you, and you have to promise not to tell anyone else,
00:34:52okay?
00:34:53Okay, I promise.
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody.
00:34:59I'm, uh...
00:35:02I started a...
00:35:08I started a nap, and I'm looking for investors, and I'm just a poor app developer looking for backing.
00:35:18I'm sorry.
00:35:20Do you believe me?
00:35:23Of course I believe you.
00:35:24Of course I believe you.
00:35:25Just...
00:35:26Thank you for being honest with me.
00:35:37Oh, she wants honesty?
00:35:40Or she's gonna get it.
00:35:55So, what kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:57Like, your parents pay your rent?
00:36:00Sure, you're still a rich tech guy, but just not as rich as a super-rich tech guy.
00:36:04All I can say is, if this app takes off, I'm not gonna need to worry about money.
00:36:10You got this.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:16Lie detector test tomorrow.
00:36:18That's so crazy.
00:36:18It's almost like it's listening to our conversation.
00:36:21Actually, it's perceived intuition as machine learning from thorough scrapping of social media platforms.
00:36:29How do you know that?
00:36:32Just a guess.
00:36:34Pretty sure other apps use it.
00:36:35Well, I'm not scared of some lie detector test.
00:36:38There's nothing I wouldn't tell you.
00:36:42Do you feel the same?
00:36:45Yeah.
00:36:46Actually, there's somewhere I gotta be.
00:36:49We should get out of here.
00:36:54I've got you right where I want you, Lily Niblock.
00:36:58Prepare for heartbreak.
00:37:01So, how does this work again?
00:37:04The machine analyzes our answers and makes little TV show noises.
00:37:09Nervous.
00:37:10But excited.
00:37:13That's it, true.
00:37:14So, you ready?
00:37:16Yeah, absolutely.
00:37:19Jake, are you sure?
00:37:21Yes, I'm sure.
00:37:24Ask about his job.
00:37:28So, Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:31Yes.
00:37:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:39Two apps for statistical analysis and one for social media scrubbing.
00:37:46Social media scrubbing, like our dating app?
00:37:50Yep, just like that.
00:37:53Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:58Well, um...
00:37:59Are you okay?
00:38:02Yeah.
00:38:03Yep.
00:38:08There isn't anything you could tell me I wouldn't understand.
00:38:13I'm falling for you.
00:38:15And I trust you, okay?
00:38:19Okay.
00:38:31Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:39Nope.
00:38:44Why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm not.
00:38:47I'm not.
00:38:47I swear.
00:38:48I swear.
00:38:51Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so.
00:38:55And are you attracted to me?
00:38:58Yes.
00:39:00And are you ready to find true love?
00:39:04Yes.
00:39:06I'm ready to find love.
00:39:09Are you sure?
00:39:10Yes, I'm sure.
00:39:13Lily, what's...
00:39:13What's going on?
00:39:15You said that you were ready for the real thing.
00:39:17Jake, I promise.
00:39:18I am ready for the real thing.
00:39:20I'm ready for the real thing.
00:39:22Sorry, that's...
00:39:23Not the work.
00:39:24You said that you were ready for the real love.
00:39:28I'm sorry.
00:39:55What are you doing here?
00:39:57I just wanted to talk with you about the app.
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:13So, what's wrong with the app?
00:40:15Oh, no.
00:40:16Nothing.
00:40:17Um, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:22Um, I...
00:40:23I was really hurting after we broke up.
00:40:28So, after a day or so, I downloaded the app and I matched with someone.
00:40:36And, Jake, you were right.
00:40:40What do you mean?
00:40:42I mean, I met someone, Jake.
00:40:44The app works.
00:40:46And I'm proof.
00:40:47I mean, we are talking about getting married.
00:40:51Great.
00:40:52Well, I'm...
00:40:53I'm happy for you.
00:40:56Well, what about you?
00:40:58Have you matched with anyone?
00:41:01Uh, yeah.
00:41:04Yeah?
00:41:05Okay.
00:41:05Tell me about her.
00:41:07Is she pretty?
00:41:10Honestly, it's...
00:41:12Things aren't going that well.
00:41:15Well, uh...
00:41:16You don't...
00:41:17You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault.
00:41:20Because, I mean, I know the app works.
00:41:22You were right.
00:41:24All along, Jake.
00:41:28I just don't know anymore.
00:41:31Well...
00:41:33I really hope you two work things out.
00:41:39I just wanted to thank you in person.
00:41:42We really did make something special together.
00:41:55Okay, just because me and my match are having issues,
00:42:01I'm falling in love with her.
00:42:03And I'm happy for you, but I think you should go.
00:42:06I'm so sorry, Jake.
00:42:08I'm so sorry.
00:42:09You're...
00:42:09You're right.
00:42:10Again.
00:42:11You know, we're in love with other people,
00:42:14and I need to respect that.
00:42:18I'm so sorry.
00:42:27I got you, Jake.
00:42:30Let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this.
00:42:39I'm so sorry.
00:42:41I'm so sorry.
00:42:45I'm so sorry.
00:42:47I'm so sorry.
00:42:52I got you.
00:42:55It's fine.
00:43:00I got you.
00:43:00I got you, too.
00:43:05five minutes ago that asshole
00:43:16game all right lily so good to see okay what's going on do you think i'm an idiot jake
00:43:24no of course not then where is she who don't gaslight me i'm not crazy i i know you're hiding
00:43:32things from me i promise i'm not hiding anything from you liar you're lying to me i saw a video
00:43:38of the two of you kissing what video no no no this can't be happening again lily give me
00:43:51your phone just what i thought no traditional trace of malware so it's not hacked
00:44:02you did get an email and that the video was mysteriously deleted because i was kissing
00:44:10another woman in it wait what are you saying that woman was my ex-girlfriend and she is
00:44:19a brilliant coder and hacker but also extremely unstable
00:44:29but why was she here why were you kissing her she came over to tell me she was in love
00:44:36with
00:44:36someone else but then she she kissed me just for a moment
00:44:46but in that moment i realized how much did i love you
00:44:53now you're the only person i want to be with
00:45:01do you forgive me
00:45:06you lied to me again take right you kissed another woman and then you hid it from me
00:45:14well if we stop
00:45:16i'm sorry yeah you are will i see you again
00:45:20i don't know i don't know all i know is that i can't stand me the same room as you
00:45:25right
00:45:26now
00:45:29lily wait
00:45:32lily
00:45:37oh my god did you see the look on that sad bitch's face
00:45:43now it's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin
00:45:53you and jake wright have been unmatched
00:45:59what no
00:46:03true love awaits with your new match mitchell stevens
00:46:09this can't be happening
00:46:12come on jake please pick up
00:46:15jake
00:46:16lily
00:46:17i just got a notification we were unmatched on the app
00:46:21so you want
00:46:22tragic as it is i think it's for the best
00:46:26why are you saying that
00:46:27clearly we have some issues and if i'm being honest
00:46:30i want to assess you a woman who is super intelligent and ready for a real love
00:46:35jake wait
00:46:39i can't believe him
00:46:43jake
00:46:44true love awaits with your new match mitchell stevens
00:46:46all right mitchell stevens
00:46:49get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen
00:47:02you must be lily
00:47:04might i say your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice
00:47:09god damn
00:47:10so uh mitchell was it what do you do for a living
00:47:15isn't it obvious babe i get paid and i get lazy
00:47:19come again
00:47:19oh don't worry
00:47:21you will excuse me
00:47:23i'm a model babe isn't it obvious
00:47:26no it's not and you already said that
00:47:29sorry i'm just super distracted by that type pod you're rocking underneath that dress
00:47:34can't wait to get that thing off and on my floor where it belongs you know what i mean
00:47:39i think i think i made a mistake
00:47:41hey wait
00:47:43tonight's the night
00:47:45i'm gonna tell lily the truth about creating love swipe
00:47:47and if she'll have me i will treasure her for the rest of my life
00:47:52i'm coming for you lily
00:47:54hey wait
00:47:56let go of my arm
00:47:57hey the app hooked us up babe
00:47:59we're soulmates
00:48:00meant to be
00:48:01i don't love you i love jake
00:48:05i love jake
00:48:08i love jake
00:48:10and i need to go
00:48:11right now
00:48:12hey not so fast
00:48:18get off me you creep
00:48:25jake
00:48:27no jake wait
00:48:31jake
00:48:32jake wait
00:48:35please
00:48:36it's not what it seems
00:48:38really
00:48:40really cause i just watched you kiss another man that wasn't me on our seventh day
00:48:44please let me explain
00:48:46now there's nothing to explain
00:48:48you got cheated up on your asshole boyfriend
00:48:50now you're cheating on me
00:48:53we were unmatched
00:48:56i called you and you broke it off you humiliated me
00:49:00stop lying to me lily
00:49:03i want us to be honest with each other but you're lying to my face
00:49:08i'm not lying to you
00:49:15love swipe matched me with that stupid meathead
00:49:18i only went out with him to get back at you
00:49:21and when i saw him
00:49:24when he kissed me
00:49:27i realized the only person i wanted to kiss was you
00:49:31please you have to believe me
00:49:38you're saying that all that happened today that i called you and we unmatched and i broke up with you
00:49:45why would i lie about that
00:49:48it's not safe
00:49:49we gotta go lily
00:49:50jake you're scaring me
00:49:52what do you mean it's not safe
00:49:53trust me we need to go right now
00:49:56trust me we need to go right now
00:49:56okay
00:49:57let's go
00:50:02this is my parents cabin
00:50:04they moved overseas so it's online now
00:50:08i come here when i wanna get away from everything
00:50:11i don't understand why is it safe here
00:50:15no cell phone service
00:50:17no internet
00:50:19it's just us here
00:50:22okay jake i need you to explain why are we safe in a cabin in the woods
00:50:27please don't make me regret this
00:50:31do you remember
00:50:33my ex-girlfriend i told you about
00:50:36police
00:50:37police
00:50:37yeah
00:50:39there's something i need to tell you
00:50:43the day
00:50:46i uh broke up with her
00:50:49sue
00:50:49i'll kill
00:50:50i will destroy you jake wright
00:50:54i didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:58what she said
00:51:00what i'm afraid she's
00:51:02capable of doing
00:51:05it's the only place
00:51:07i feel like we're
00:51:08safe
00:51:10i'm so sorry that happened to them
00:51:14she sounds
00:51:17unwell
00:51:20wow
00:51:22you look so beautiful
00:51:24lally
00:51:26you look
00:51:27very handsome
00:51:32you don't know how much i wish this was our seventh date
00:51:37do you mind getting wet
00:51:40what's that supposed to mean
00:51:43come with me
00:51:44and i'll show you
00:52:04it's been a crazy day
00:52:06i'm thankful you're here
00:52:08me too
00:52:12jake i i feel safe when i'm with you
00:52:16you know on the
00:52:18seventh date
00:52:21love swipe
00:52:22gives couples the option to
00:52:29to what
00:52:34be with each other
00:52:38well if love swipe says something
00:52:44put me on the altar cause you can't be tamed
00:52:48the silence underneath your flame
00:52:52cut the chords around me as i speak your name
00:52:56it's never gonna be the same
00:52:59even though i loved you it was all in vain
00:53:23even though i loved you it was all in vain
00:53:38last night was
00:53:40i know
00:53:53we should be getting our notification for our last date
00:53:57if anything happens
00:53:59just come to my place
00:54:00and we'll
00:54:01deal with it together
00:54:03don't worry about me
00:54:05nothing can keep me from you
00:54:07not even your
00:54:07crazy ex-girlfriend
00:54:16okay
00:54:38you want him?
00:54:40come and get him
00:54:43on guard bitch
00:54:46to love
00:54:48and to love swipe
00:54:52meet jake for a private rendezvous
00:54:54in the wine lounge
00:54:56of your favorite bar
00:54:59well
00:54:59the app is having us
00:55:00to our final date
00:55:01in the wine lounge
00:55:02it's where our first date was
00:55:03it's so sweet
00:55:04be careful lily
00:55:06his ex sounds crazy
00:55:08want me to walk you back?
00:55:09you guys need to calm down
00:55:12i'm about to have another amazing night
00:55:14with the man of my dreams
00:55:15what's on the house
00:55:23it's how there is
00:55:24what's his and what's the real life
00:55:26in the house
00:55:26yeah
00:55:38in the house
00:55:39we have to be ready
00:55:39this is how the fantasy has been
00:55:39and he's going to be
00:55:39in the house
00:55:39with the new Middle East
00:55:39the new node
00:55:40and the new node
00:55:40the new node
00:55:43comes to our new node
00:55:53nice to meet you two both without disguises i'm jake by the way tim tanya
00:56:01you hurt my best friend i'll chop off your balls i think she's had enough hurt for one month don't
00:56:07you think touche have you seen lily love swipe said i was supposed to meet her at her apartment
00:56:13but she's not there it just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge
00:56:18she said that's where you two had your first date
00:56:28lily
00:56:45police it was you so is you
00:56:55where are you police
00:57:01my cabin lily
00:57:04you made me hurt her
00:57:15i don't want to hurt you i just wanted jake back but then he fell for you
00:57:21i don't get my lunch he never loved you
00:57:25do you even know who i am his crazy ex-girlfriend
00:57:30i was his partner his closest collaborator on behalf of the man i love
00:57:38oh you still don't get it do you you little slut
00:57:40jake and i were app developers jake is the creator of
00:57:45let it go police
00:57:49i don't think so jake
00:57:50dustin
00:57:52don't embarrass yourself we all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight
00:58:07you should know not to hit girls some guys only learn the hard way
00:58:18jake you came for me of course i did you might go
00:58:25not so fast
00:58:29step away from her jake
00:58:30please don't do this please
00:58:33you don't get to tell me what i can do
00:58:36now step
00:58:38okay
00:58:39okay
00:58:46now here's what's gonna happen jake
00:58:48i am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell lily here how you've been lying to her your entire relationship
00:58:55or
00:58:57i'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in her head
00:59:02got it
00:59:04one
00:59:04jake what is she saying
00:59:08two
00:59:09jake
00:59:12three
00:59:12wait
00:59:13wait
00:59:15okay
00:59:16police
00:59:18i'll tell her
00:59:19you want to toy with me jake
00:59:21do not
00:59:21i promise
00:59:25she's right
00:59:27police and i weren't just a couple
00:59:29we collaborated
00:59:30we made
00:59:33dating apps together
00:59:35last month
00:59:36we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet
00:59:42love swipe
00:59:44i created the app
00:59:45that we've been using this entire time
00:59:47so you
00:59:49you lied to me
00:59:52yes
00:59:54you manipulated
00:59:55yes
00:59:58but that doesn't matter now
00:59:59because over the last week
01:00:01i've realized something even more important
01:00:05i don't love you lily
01:00:11i thought
01:00:12the app was gonna change my life
01:00:16show me how to find real love
01:00:19i trusted
01:00:20what we created in police
01:00:23but i was wrong
01:00:26i don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match
01:00:30i matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:32for love swipe
01:00:35you're my best friend
01:00:38my confidant
01:00:40my lover
01:00:43you are a
01:00:44brilliant
01:00:46beautiful
01:00:46and powerful woman
01:00:49i need to tell you something that
01:00:51i've been afraid to say up until now
01:00:55tell me
01:00:56and i'm yours
01:00:59i'm sorry
01:01:00i did it again
01:01:03freeze
01:01:04android can see them
01:01:20i'll kill you jake wright
01:01:21you are a liar and a monster
01:01:23how could you
01:01:25how could you do this to me
01:01:27i still love you
01:01:29i still love you
01:01:56jake
01:01:57i forgive you
01:02:05i forgive you
01:02:09oh there he is
01:02:10cheers jake
01:02:14thanks for coming everybody
01:02:17i helped create this app because
01:02:20i believe everyone deserves to find true love
01:02:26i use love swipe
01:02:28and for the first time in my life
01:02:29i found
01:02:31i found true
01:02:32undying love
01:02:37so
01:02:46lilly new book
01:02:48will you do me the great honor
01:02:50of being my wife
01:02:58yes
01:03:01yes jake
01:03:03my mr wright
01:03:04i will marry you
01:03:16can you make it make sense
01:03:19i will marry you
01:03:23i will marry you
01:03:24i will marry you
01:03:24you once felt like a stranger
01:03:26who's still lying
01:03:27but leave in your place
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