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Baby, Please! Don't Come Home Christmas
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00:00:00First Christmas as a newly single woman.
00:00:04Now I'll never have to think about Wes Mandrake ever again.
00:00:19And that's it.
00:00:20You are officially divorced, Miss White.
00:00:24It's finally over.
00:00:26You have fulfilled your end of the contract.
00:00:28Mr. Mandrake has inherited the land rights.
00:00:31Here is your check for $5 million.
00:00:36Minus the cost of your nose reconstruction, of course.
00:00:40Thanks for reminding me.
00:00:42So that's it?
00:00:44I don't have to do anything else for Wesley Mandrake?
00:00:46Nope.
00:00:48In a few weeks, it'll be like this little arrangement never happened.
00:00:51And per the non-disclosure agreement, it never did.
00:01:11Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:01:19Three more shots down here, please.
00:01:21Uh, hi.
00:01:24I was here first.
00:01:26What?
00:01:27Lose your snooze, babe.
00:01:30Oh, my God.
00:01:32It's him.
00:01:34My ex-husband.
00:01:51Wes Mandrake, what is he doing here?
00:01:54I haven't seen him in five years.
00:01:57He is still the most beautiful man I've ever laid eyes on.
00:02:11Where is he?
00:02:14I told you.
00:02:16Where fucking is my money?
00:02:19What?
00:02:20Who?
00:02:21I...
00:02:21No time to play, big nose.
00:02:23I want my money!
00:02:26What?
00:02:26What money?
00:02:27I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:29I...
00:02:32That's for the children's hospital.
00:02:35What are you doing?
00:02:38I think you're going to give it back.
00:02:43Oh, fuck.
00:02:45Okay.
00:02:49I want to...
00:02:51Oh, my God!
00:02:52My nose!
00:02:52You broke my nose!
00:02:53You think it hurt?
00:02:56Wait till you see what we are going to do to you.
00:02:59Hey!
00:03:10You okay?
00:03:13He doesn't recognize me, does he?
00:03:17Five years of marriage and he doesn't even know who I am?
00:03:22God, the investors got me so drunk.
00:03:27You know, you're really pretty.
00:03:38Oh, my God.
00:03:44Ooh.
00:03:45Ooh.
00:03:47Ooh.
00:04:12So, finally get to have my wedding night with Wes Mandrake.
00:04:26Oh my god, this isn't real.
00:05:02Oh no, Holly!
00:05:04I'm gonna be late!
00:05:11Winter Taylor?
00:05:13Oh my god, how does Wes know her?
00:05:19And who the hell are you?
00:05:22Where's Wes?
00:05:23Shit.
00:05:31This is for not recognizing me.
00:05:34And this is for never coming to see me.
00:05:37Pretending I didn't exist for five years.
00:05:39Blue, sir.
00:05:49Well, that's rude.
00:05:52And who was that girl?
00:05:55Smells like pine.
00:06:00How much did I drink last night?
00:06:06I need you to find out who that woman was from last night.
00:06:10Yes, sir.
00:06:11She graffitis me.
00:06:13Steals my property.
00:06:14She'll pay for this.
00:06:21I think we should get going, sir.
00:06:24Mass is starting.
00:06:25Investors will meet us in Hudson Falls.
00:06:27I haven't been back home in five years.
00:06:30Also, your mother called.
00:06:34She would like to see you for Christmas?
00:06:36No.
00:06:37No.
00:06:39Make up an excuse.
00:06:41As you wish.
00:06:53Tell me again, how did you get to sleep with Wes Mandrake?
00:06:58I don't know.
00:06:59What was he doing in that bar?
00:07:02I have no idea why he was at that bar, but he was.
00:07:05How was the sex?
00:07:08I think you ruined me.
00:07:10Spank me.
00:07:12Harder.
00:07:14Do it.
00:07:16I think I was a little rough with him.
00:07:19Piper.
00:07:20Piper.
00:07:21Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:27Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:29Look, I need your help.
00:07:31Yes, Mayor.
00:07:31What is it?
00:07:32What is it?
00:07:34Money, Piper.
00:07:35Big money.
00:07:36Look, the money men.
00:07:38The high rollers are coming.
00:07:40Do you know what this means for the town?
00:07:42We finally have a chance to sell that mountain.
00:07:44What?
00:07:45No one is selling the mountain.
00:07:51Holy shit, he's here.
00:07:52Who's here?
00:08:05Who the hell is that?
00:08:07Who the hell is that?
00:08:17Oh my God.
00:08:19It's him.
00:08:22It's him.
00:08:23It's him.
00:08:36I mean, Mr. Mandarin, we are so honored to have you back in Hudson Falls for the Christmas season.
00:08:48I'm not in town for Christmas, Mayor.
00:08:50You're not actually going to sell the mountain, are you?
00:08:53That's why I'm here.
00:08:56Capitalist fucking pig.
00:08:59You can't sell the mountain.
00:09:00They'll develop it and ruin Hudson Falls.
00:09:04What's your name?
00:09:05He still doesn't recognize me?
00:09:08I'm Piper.
00:09:09Piper White.
00:09:11Wes Mandrake.
00:09:13I know who you are, asshole.
00:09:19That's an awful lot of name-calling.
00:09:22Well, how about someone shows me to my office?
00:09:26What office?
00:09:27Well, I'll be conducting some business at Town Hall while I'm here.
00:09:29If it's okay with the mayor, of course.
00:09:31Of course.
00:09:32Mr. Mandrake.
00:09:33Yes.
00:09:33Right this way.
00:09:42What is wrong with you two?
00:09:44He can't sell Mayor.
00:09:45He'll ruin our town.
00:09:46It's just not happening.
00:09:47Wait.
00:09:48That's enough.
00:09:50Either one of you can blow this deal.
00:09:51You're going to regret it.
00:09:52You hear me?
00:10:07Well, is there anything else I can do for you, Mr. Mandrake?
00:10:11Yes.
00:10:12Who is that woman?
00:10:16Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:20Who is that woman?
00:10:21She's too familiar.
00:10:23Oh, Piper.
00:10:24Piper White, the town physician.
00:10:26A doctor?
00:10:27I'd like her to assist with my day-to-day.
00:10:30I need someone who knows the town.
00:10:32Oh.
00:10:33Well, sir.
00:10:34Perhaps I could assist you instead, of course.
00:10:37You know, Piper, well, just Piper.
00:10:41No.
00:10:41I want her.
00:10:44Very well, sir.
00:10:46I'll let her know.
00:10:52She doesn't seem to align with your goals.
00:10:55I just need someone who knows Hudson Falls.
00:10:59A lot has changed.
00:11:01No way.
00:11:02I'm a medical professional.
00:11:04Plus, I'm too busy with Winterfest.
00:11:06I can't do it.
00:11:07You know, Piper, I loved your parents, and I promised them that I would look after you.
00:11:11But you listen close.
00:11:12If you don't do this, you can find another town to play doctor in.
00:11:17You can't be serious.
00:11:18I'm dead serious.
00:11:20I will fire your ass.
00:11:24Who the hell does Wes think he is?
00:11:27Don't you worry.
00:11:29I'm getting the word out.
00:11:31We need to save our town.
00:11:42In five years, he never once came to see me.
00:11:45Now he's here one day, and he's already destroying my life?
00:11:59Heine, she smells just like the girl from last night.
00:12:12Why is he looking at me like that?
00:12:15Heine, she smells just like the girl from last night.
00:12:18You know, if you're going to be up that high, you might want to get a spotter.
00:12:22Yeah, you can put me down now.
00:12:25That'd be great.
00:12:46Sir, Winter Taylor just called.
00:12:49She's flying in tomorrow.
00:12:50She expects you to be here when she arrives.
00:12:55Yeah.
00:12:57Great.
00:13:18Why do I feel like I know this girl?
00:13:44She's flying in tomorrow.
00:13:50Ah!
00:13:51Jesus!
00:13:53Yes!
00:13:57Yes!
00:14:06Yes!
00:14:32Damn it.
00:14:38I told you not at work!
00:14:40Well, sir, you hired me to sharpen your survival skills.
00:14:44That's exactly what I'm doing.
00:14:47A fucking sword?
00:14:50You're getting better.
00:14:56Whiskey, Billy. Stat.
00:15:00No, I don't have feelings for him.
00:15:03Oh, fuck, yes, I do, but...
00:15:05God, this isn't happening.
00:15:07You can't just blow it back into town like nothing happened.
00:15:18Uh, what is this?
00:15:26This is the inn.
00:15:27This is the only inn?
00:15:30Yeah, aren't you from here?
00:15:31No, we're behind me.
00:15:34Uh, yeah, this isn't gonna work.
00:15:36Well, you can always stay at your mother sooner.
00:15:41He hasn't gone to his mother's house in years.
00:15:43I'm the only one who visits her.
00:15:46Well, I guess it's only for a week, right?
00:15:51And, uh...
00:15:52What room will life be staying in?
00:15:55Oh, you see...
00:15:57The inn only had one room left, so...
00:16:00Have fun, boys!
00:16:28wha...
00:16:29Miss...
00:16:31Jesus Christ.
00:16:34Mr. Mandrake would like to see you in his office.
00:16:50You rang?
00:16:52Oh, you read my mind.
00:16:59Is that a goddamn ski resort?
00:17:05Oh my god. Next time, no sugar. Am I 12 years old?
00:17:10That was mine.
00:17:12You know, you'd be a lot prettier if you smiled.
00:17:17So, he's just a complete asshole now?
00:17:19Are you really going to sell the mountain?
00:17:21It's your family's land.
00:17:24How do you know that?
00:17:26Us dumb town folk talk sometimes, you know?
00:17:35Hot.
00:17:36Oh, oh my god.
00:17:37Oh my god.
00:17:39Oh my god.
00:17:40It's hot.
00:17:41It's hot.
00:17:42That's hot.
00:17:43Yeah, it's hot.
00:17:45Oh my god, it's hot.
00:17:46It's hot.
00:17:47Yeah, it's hot.
00:17:48It's hot.
00:17:55All right.
00:17:57Yeah, that's, that's, thank you.
00:17:58That's enough.
00:17:59No, I'm, I'm a doctor.
00:18:00I don't want you to get burnt.
00:18:02It's really hot already.
00:18:03So, it's, it's good.
00:18:08Really.
00:18:11Um, uh, last question.
00:18:17I need you to do something for me.
00:18:19I need three presents.
00:18:21I need a romantic one.
00:18:23I need something very, very expensive.
00:18:25And I need, you know, a gift that a son could give to his mother.
00:18:30Who's the romantic one for?
00:18:33Okay, uh, who are the other gifts for?
00:18:37Uh, what does it matter?
00:18:40Just, I need them.
00:18:42Aye, aye, Captain.
00:18:44Wait, um, just, uh, I'm gonna ask you a question.
00:18:52Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:01Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:04If he doesn't remember me, what's the point of telling him the truth?
00:19:11No, Mr. Mandrick, we haven't met.
00:19:18Oh, here, here.
00:19:19Just, um, why don't you take this and, um,
00:19:24just leave him on my desk.
00:19:35Sir, uh, the dealer's here.
00:19:39Great.
00:19:40That's good.
00:19:41Just, um, you know what?
00:19:44You just tell him I need five situation going here.
00:19:48Sure thing.
00:20:17What the hell are these?
00:20:21Is this a joke?
00:20:23I'm sorry that my rapping skills don't impress you,
00:20:26but I am a medical doctor after all.
00:20:30What are they?
00:20:31The blue one is expensive,
00:20:32the green one is for your mother,
00:20:33and the red one is romantic.
00:20:36Hmm.
00:20:38Okay.
00:20:40Set these aside for my mother and winter.
00:20:46Wait.
00:20:47Then who's the romantic gift for?
00:20:51This one.
00:20:53Is it romantic enough?
00:20:55It's for someone very special.
00:20:57Yes, it's special.
00:20:59I picked it out myself.
00:21:01Good.
00:21:02Listen, do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:07A date?
00:21:11Listen, do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:15A date?
00:21:19Uh, not as a date.
00:21:21Just, I need someone who really knows Hudson Falls,
00:21:24and I haven't been back here in a long time.
00:21:26Don't I know it.
00:21:28Uh, sorry, I can't tomorrow night.
00:21:32Uh, actually,
00:21:34I was being nice.
00:21:36You don't have a choice.
00:21:39Take me up to eight.
00:21:41And smile.
00:21:51No, why are you looking at me like that?
00:21:53No, no, you gave me a look.
00:21:54No, you gave me that look first.
00:21:56Yes, you did.
00:21:57No, I didn't.
00:21:57Asshole.
00:21:58No.
00:21:59What?
00:22:01Nothing.
00:22:16Uh, Mayor?
00:22:18Where did this present come from?
00:22:22Oh, uh, a mailwoman said she had a package for you.
00:22:25I thought I'd save her the trip up the mountain,
00:22:27just put it on your desk.
00:22:40My married name?
00:22:42My married name?
00:23:01This is the goddamn place you chose.
00:23:03It's the nicest restaurant we have.
00:23:06Yeah, I'd like to think that's something in here.
00:23:13It's a cool necklace. I like that.
00:23:16You bought it for me, dumbass.
00:23:26Mr. Calhoun, thank you so much for making the trip, sir.
00:23:32Hell, what is this place?
00:23:35Truckers.
00:23:36Seedy bunch.
00:23:37Mitch, I bet if you go out the back end of the bathroom, you'll find a big, dirty-ass, worn
00:23:44-out glory hole.
00:23:46Jesus. Well, he ain't wrong.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:51Yeah.
00:23:52This place has more potential than I have ever seen.
00:23:56I completely agree.
00:23:58I want to start development right away.
00:24:01That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:24:03What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:06Hi, Per.
00:24:10What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:12Hi, Per.
00:24:14Excuse me, little lady?
00:24:15No, my name is Piper.
00:24:17And you're not going to turn our quiet little town into some overrun tourist trap ski resort hellhole!
00:24:23Listen here, little lady.
00:24:25I'm not here to destroy your town.
00:24:28I'm here to give it life.
00:24:30Let me assure you, the people of Hudson Falls are my first priority.
00:24:42A Starbucks.
00:24:44Over here, a sushi bar.
00:24:46A multi-theatre cineplex.
00:24:48Over there.
00:24:50A Hooters.
00:24:52And another across the street.
00:24:55Two Hooters!
00:24:57You can't beat that.
00:24:58You can't beat that if you tried.
00:25:02Hooters!
00:25:10I've got your number now.
00:25:12Better watch out, heffy.
00:25:19You know, I don't know who you think you are, but get the fuck out of our town!
00:25:24Whoa.
00:25:26Man alive.
00:25:27She's hotter than a two-dollar pistol.
00:25:29I'd like to discuss the details of the deal.
00:25:32I want to make sure that Hudson Falls remains Hudson Falls, even after I sell.
00:25:37Don't worry about that, son.
00:25:39We'll iron out all the details.
00:25:42Well, we...
00:25:45All right.
00:25:46Got to get out of whatever the hell place this is.
00:25:50Got to get some rest.
00:25:51I suggest you do the same.
00:25:54Got a big week next week.
00:26:05I should be focused on the sale.
00:26:08All I can think about is her.
00:26:11Smells like pine.
00:26:21Whoa, Mama, that's strong.
00:26:24We have to stop the sale, Piper.
00:26:27Yeah, I know, and I'm working on it.
00:26:29You still love him, don't you?
00:26:32Holly, no.
00:26:33Look, I...
00:26:35He's not the same guy that he used to be.
00:26:37I mean, look what he turned into.
00:26:45Wes just texted me.
00:26:48I'm selling the mountain whether you like it or not.
00:26:51What an asshole.
00:26:54What are we going to do?
00:26:56We can't let him sell.
00:26:59We need a plan.
00:27:04Maybe if I can get him to trust me,
00:27:07I can convince him not to sell them out.
00:27:12Here's the back.
00:27:25Where is she?
00:27:32You're late.
00:27:34I stopped to get your coffee, sir.
00:27:39How'd you sleep?
00:27:44Fine.
00:27:45So what are we all doing out here in the cult?
00:27:54Oh, God.
00:27:56It's her.
00:27:57Pop sensation Winter Taylor.
00:28:05Oh, God.
00:28:06It's her.
00:28:07Pop sensation Winter Taylor.
00:28:12Santa came down my chimney last night.
00:28:15What a mess you make.
00:28:17You gave me a fry.
00:28:19Santa.
00:28:21Next time.
00:28:24Use the friend or Santa.
00:28:27Use the friend or Santa.
00:28:30Use the friend or Santa.
00:28:33Next time.
00:28:34Use the friend or Santa.
00:28:37Use the friend or Santa.
00:28:37Use the friend.
00:29:03Baby, I tried to call you Sunday morning, but girl answered.
00:29:08Oh, yeah, no, I, uh, I lost my phone.
00:29:12It is a pleasure to have you in our quaint little town, Miss Taylor.
00:29:16Kiss it.
00:29:28Who's the country girl?
00:29:30Uh, Winter, this is Piper White.
00:29:34She's been helping me.
00:29:35Howdy.
00:29:40I'm going to keep my eye on you, bitch.
00:29:42Bet on that, okay?
00:29:46Baby, can we get inside, please?
00:29:49It's cold and everyone looks warm.
00:29:52Sure, of course.
00:29:53Let's get you somewhere warm.
00:30:07And by the way, sir, don't forget we leave to land on Christmas Day to launch a new branch.
00:30:16Christmas Day?
00:30:17We don't have choice, sir.
00:30:20Mr. Mandrake?
00:30:22Yes?
00:30:25So I've been thinking, you need all of the town official votes to build the ski resort.
00:30:31Yes.
00:30:32And?
00:30:33What better way to convince them than to hold a town meeting?
00:30:39Yes.
00:30:40A town meeting.
00:30:42That way everyone will see how much money they're going to make once that resort opens.
00:30:47We'll do snacks.
00:30:48We'll do coffee.
00:30:52That's a great idea, sir.
00:30:55And you'll mediate.
00:30:57Of course, Mr. Mandrake.
00:30:59Anything you need, I'm your girl.
00:31:04Good.
00:31:05Set it up.
00:31:07He's eating out of the palm of my hand.
00:31:16Maybe she's on my side after all.
00:31:21Get out of the palm!
00:31:23People, people, please, please, please.
00:31:26Get out of here!
00:31:27Think of the money.
00:31:29Are you going to do something to help?
00:31:32Get out!
00:31:36Are you going to do something to help?
00:31:38Get out!
00:31:40Get out of here!
00:31:42We don't want you here.
00:31:44Get out!
00:31:45Okay, okay.
00:31:46Settle down, everyone.
00:31:50We're not going to let you ruin our town, big men.
00:31:54Look, everyone, this isn't fair, okay?
00:31:57I think that we should at least hear them out.
00:31:59Let's just give them a shot.
00:32:01I think it might be nice to have a restaurant open past 6 p.m.
00:32:05And think of all the jobs.
00:32:11I think it might be nice to have a restaurant open past 6 p.m.
00:32:12Actually, why don't we let our very own Hudson Falls Wes Mandrake take the floor?
00:32:20No!
00:32:22Get out of here!
00:32:24Nobody wants you!
00:32:26Get out!
00:32:32Hello, everyone.
00:32:33I'm Wes Mandrake.
00:32:35Some of you may know me as I've grown up here.
00:32:39Talks again!
00:32:42Jesus Christ.
00:32:45Look, when it comes to the ski resort, I am not going to let anything happen to Hudson...
00:32:52What?
00:32:59Get the fuck out of my town!
00:33:06What the hell are Mandrake?
00:33:07Thought the ski resort were the done deal.
00:33:25Set me up in there.
00:33:26I was trying to help you.
00:33:29If this ski resort doesn't happen, I can't sell the mountain.
00:33:32Well, then we have to fix it.
00:33:42Are you screwing with me?
00:33:44Or do you really want to help?
00:33:49Why do I feel like I know her?
00:33:57Sir?
00:33:58Your mother called.
00:34:00She knows you're in town.
00:34:02Shit.
00:34:05Why don't you want to see your mother?
00:34:09You must know.
00:34:09It's because she still thinks I'm married.
00:34:14And I don't want to hurt her.
00:34:16Maybe he does have a heart.
00:34:19You know what?
00:34:20Fine.
00:34:21Tell her I'll be there.
00:34:22But track down my ex-wife's phone number.
00:34:24And if she doesn't completely hate me, tell her we're going to have to pretend again.
00:34:30I'll pay her whatever she wants.
00:34:32He'll pay me?
00:34:34Asshole.
00:34:35I guess it's finally time for him to find out who I am.
00:34:44Hi.
00:34:48You're, um...
00:34:48You're...
00:34:49Penelope?
00:34:50Yeah, yeah.
00:34:51I'll pay you, uh...
00:34:58Um...
00:34:59Listen...
00:35:02I have a question for you.
00:35:03It's going to sound really crazy, but just...
00:35:05You have to answer yes or no right away.
00:35:07Okay?
00:35:09Okay.
00:35:13Marry me.
00:35:19I'll give you five million dollars.
00:35:22You just have to answer right now.
00:35:34Hi, my dear.
00:35:37Oh, I missed you.
00:35:39Oh, I missed you.
00:35:39Where's Wesley?
00:35:40Where's Wesley?
00:35:41Uh...
00:35:42I'm so happy to finally have you both home for Christmas.
00:35:49Yeah, me too, Mom.
00:35:54This is going to be interesting.
00:36:01Oh, uh...
00:36:02I think I'm going to go to the restroom.
00:36:04I'll be...
00:36:04Okay, sure.
00:36:05Sure.
00:36:10All right.
00:36:12I'm up.
00:36:14Wesley Mandrake.
00:36:17You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:36:21Listen, I know.
00:36:23I've just been busy.
00:36:26Busy?
00:36:27Oh, poor you.
00:36:29Too busy to come home to visit your own mother?
00:36:34Only one who visits me is your wife.
00:36:38I know.
00:36:39Okay, there's a lot going on.
00:36:41Hold on.
00:36:45Okay, I have to take this.
00:36:47Oh, I'll be my guest.
00:36:49Sure.
00:36:54You just missed your husband.
00:36:57Fucking work.
00:36:59That's who I was with him.
00:37:01Don't I know it.
00:37:09All right.
00:37:13She here yet?
00:37:15Sure.
00:37:15She's here.
00:37:16She's right here.
00:37:20Where?
00:37:23Right here.
00:37:30This is the last one.
00:37:32I'm so sorry.
00:37:33I'm sorry.
00:37:33I'm sorry.
00:37:40What the fuck is going on?
00:37:44Uh...
00:37:45You know what?
00:37:48I think that our drinks are almost ready from the bar,
00:37:52so I'm going to go get those back.
00:37:54Okay.
00:38:00Done?
00:38:03Listen.
00:38:03There's, uh...
00:38:04There's an emergency with the pie out in London, Ma.
00:38:07Listen.
00:38:08I'm sorry.
00:38:09I will make it up to you, okay?
00:38:10Please.
00:38:12All right?
00:38:13Last bite, too.
00:38:15Please, it's Christmas.
00:38:16I'm sorry.
00:38:17Wesley!
00:38:22Here we go.
00:38:25Is he...
00:38:27Is he here?
00:38:30He's not fucking here.
00:38:33Cheers.
00:38:33Cheers.
00:38:42I do.
00:38:45You may now kiss the bride.
00:38:56Yeah.
00:39:39What's going on?
00:39:41Had to sweeten the deal.
00:39:43Now, we've got the vote, kid.
00:39:46Why didn't I know about this?
00:39:47Son, I think it's time I take the lead on this one.
00:39:51You just worry about waxing those skis.
00:40:05What the hell am I doing?
00:40:17What if this is a mistake?
00:40:30They're impressive, sir.
00:40:32What the fuck?
00:40:38All right, come on, guys.
00:40:39Five, four, three, two, one.
00:40:42Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:40:44Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:46Tis the season to be jolly.
00:40:49Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:51Oh, my God, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:40:55Was that supposed to be singing?
00:40:58Sounds like a trash bag full of screaming rats.
00:41:02My turn.
00:41:03That...
00:41:03Hey, they're just kids, okay?
00:41:05They're trying.
00:41:06Well, maybe you're a bad teacher.
00:41:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies.
00:41:09Let's take it easy.
00:41:11You think that you can do better?
00:41:12Go ahead.
00:41:14Teach.
00:41:16Why teach?
00:41:20I can show.
00:41:24Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:41:28La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:29La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:31This the season to be jolly.
00:41:35La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:36La-la-la.
00:41:37This, honestly, isn't even better.
00:41:43Show some of your, you know.
00:41:46Want to tell me a secret?
00:41:48Sex sells.
00:41:53Thank you, thank you.
00:42:00Honest to God, you love it.
00:42:03Yeah, it's, um...
00:42:06Yeah, it's really...
00:42:07Kill me.
00:42:09I know, right?
00:42:11Baby, I need you to take me Christmas shopping tomorrow.
00:42:16Tomorrow?
00:42:17I can't.
00:42:18I'm busy.
00:42:21Wes, I need to go shopping tomorrow.
00:42:25Piper?
00:42:32I need you to take us shopping tomorrow.
00:42:36Yeah, no thanks.
00:42:38Uh, Piper?
00:42:40What did we talk about?
00:42:44So, how's 10 o'clock?
00:42:46Good?
00:42:47Fuck.
00:42:48Dude.
00:42:49Dude.
00:43:01Oh, thank you.
00:43:05Thanks.
00:43:08Ugh.
00:43:09God, there's nothing in this town.
00:43:13Hey, you.
00:43:16Take a picture of me and Wesley, will you?
00:43:18Yes.
00:43:18Yes.
00:43:26Smile, baby.
00:43:28Baby?
00:43:29He was my husband a week ago.
00:43:31Come on.
00:43:41Thanks.
00:43:42Can you come here?
00:43:49Uh...
00:43:50Sorry.
00:43:50Excuse me, ladies.
00:43:53Uh...
00:43:59Yep.
00:44:01Hey.
00:44:02Better call Becky with the good hair, bitch.
00:44:06What?
00:44:07Stay away from Wes.
00:44:09He's my boyfriend.
00:44:11And we're getting married soon.
00:44:14Oh.
00:44:15Is that right, twat?
00:44:17Oh, yeah?
00:44:18Yeah.
00:44:19And next time you try to ruin one of our dates,
00:44:22I'm gonna slap the shit out of you.
00:44:26You broke-ass gold digger.
00:44:27You got it?
00:44:29Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:32Hmm?
00:44:37Ugh!
00:44:41Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:44Ugh!
00:44:49Ugh!
00:44:51What is wrong with you?
00:44:56Get off of me!
00:44:57Get off of me!
00:44:58What are you doing?
00:44:59Get off of me!
00:45:00Get off of me!
00:45:02Ah!
00:45:02Ah!
00:45:02Ah!
00:45:03Ah!
00:45:03Ah!
00:45:03Ah!
00:45:04OK.
00:45:04OK.
00:45:05OK.
00:45:05All right.
00:45:05OK.
00:45:06OK.
00:45:07OK.
00:45:07Baby, she attacked me!
00:45:09She attacked me!
00:45:10All right.
00:45:11We need to get the hell out of here.
00:45:12Come on.
00:45:13Come on.
00:45:14Come on.
00:45:15What the hell?
00:45:18What?
00:45:18I expect her upstairs in five minutes with my things.
00:45:29Wow.
00:45:29She's quite the catch, isn't she?
00:45:33It's not like that.
00:45:35Then what's it like?
00:45:37It's complicated.
00:45:39It always is.
00:45:45Piper.
00:45:48Piper!
00:45:50Piper!
00:46:02Hello?
00:46:04Uh, Penelope?
00:46:07It's West Mandrake.
00:46:12Don't hang up.
00:46:13Uh, Penelope?
00:46:15It's...
00:46:16West Mandrake.
00:46:17Don't hang up, I...
00:46:18Just let me say...
00:46:20I said that I'm not talking to you, asshole!
00:46:23Oh...
00:46:35What did I just say?
00:46:37I said that I'm not talking to you, asshole!
00:46:38Oh...
00:46:38What did I just say?
00:46:41Oh...
00:46:43Um...
00:46:43Nothing...
00:46:45What's up?
00:46:48Meet me for a drink.
00:46:51No!
00:46:53Listen, just come meet me for a drink, and I'll never ask anything from you ever again.
00:46:59One drink and you'll leave me alone?
00:47:02One drink.
00:47:08Whiskey, Billy?
00:47:10No.
00:47:18I said one drink.
00:47:19Bye.
00:47:29Christmas.
00:47:30Drink with me.
00:47:31No.
00:47:32I can drink with you, rich boy.
00:47:34I can do anything for you.
00:47:36Oh, okay.
00:47:37No, piss off.
00:47:37He's drinking with me.
00:47:39Bye.
00:47:41Yeah, no.
00:47:49Are you really going to sell the land?
00:47:52I'd be a fool not to.
00:47:54What if I told you I could get you five million dollars for the land?
00:48:02What?
00:48:05Hudson Falls Town Doctor just has five million dollars laying around.
00:48:11What if, what if I told you I could get it?
00:48:16Unfortunately, it's worth a lot more than that.
00:48:21Well, it's nice to see you two back together for the holiday.
00:48:27What?
00:48:29You two.
00:48:30You and Mrs. Mandarick.
00:48:33Here is your check for five million dollars.
00:48:41Okay.
00:48:44What are you, what are you talking, what is he talking about?
00:48:51Whoa!
00:48:52Whoa!
00:48:52Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:48:53Oh, my God.
00:48:55Okay, thanks.
00:48:55Spill alert!
00:48:57I better get him cleaned up.
00:48:58It was so good to see you.
00:49:00Good to see you two.
00:49:01Take care, okay?
00:49:02Bye.
00:49:03Let's, let's.
00:49:04Yeah, thanks.
00:49:26What are you doing?
00:49:28What am I doing?
00:49:30Come on.
00:49:31Get in.
00:49:32Absolutely not.
00:49:34Hot.
00:49:35What?
00:49:37What?
00:49:41What?
00:49:50What?
00:49:53Huh?
00:49:54What?
00:49:56I'll do it.
00:49:59I'll go, man.
00:49:59What?
00:50:00I'll just go, man.
00:50:01I'll do it.
00:50:01It's a lot.
00:50:02I'll do it.
00:50:05Okay, fuck it.
00:50:06Hell yeah, boy.
00:50:27Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:39Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:48Marie!
00:50:50Go back to the circus!
00:50:54You think that's cool?
00:50:55Look at her.
00:50:56She looks like a mutant.
00:51:00There's nothing wrong with the way she looks.
00:51:05Because you do?
00:51:30Something about you is irresistible.
00:51:33I could say the same about you, Mr. Mandrake.
00:51:59Where the hell am I?
00:52:01Okay, come on, guys.
00:52:01I want the lights hung, hung above that, right there.
00:52:07What are you doing?
00:52:08I didn't say to move the tree that way.
00:52:10Just go take it, please.
00:52:17Listen, I'm sorry I got so drunk last night.
00:52:22I'm just stressed about this whole thing.
00:52:24By this whole thing, do you mean destroying our whole town?
00:52:28I'm not destroying anything.
00:52:30In fact, I'm going to make sure nothing happens to Hudson Falls.
00:52:33You'll see.
00:52:34I bet.
00:52:36Listen, did we, uh...
00:52:39Last night?
00:52:42Piper!
00:52:43Piper!
00:52:43You've got to get up that mountain.
00:52:45Right.
00:52:45Now.
00:52:46What's wrong?
00:52:47It's Holly.
00:52:49They're saying she's trying to stop the bulldozers.
00:52:52Come on, guys.
00:53:05Holly!
00:53:05Get out of here!
00:53:06Come on!
00:53:07Holly!
00:53:08Oh, about time.
00:53:10What the hell is going on here, Mandrake?
00:53:12Get this goddamn hippie out of here!
00:53:15Holly, what are you doing?
00:53:16If they try to take this cocksucker down,
00:53:19they'll have to go through me!
00:53:25We didn't talk about this.
00:53:27We need soil samples.
00:53:29Geological shit you don't understand.
00:53:30Just get her the goddamn out of here!
00:53:34She has to go.
00:53:38You know what?
00:53:39No, Holly!
00:53:39Stay there!
00:53:41Get her out of here now!
00:53:43You're a liar!
00:53:45I'm...
00:53:47Piper, listen.
00:53:48I don't...
00:53:49You know what?
00:53:49Find somebody else to work for you.
00:53:51I quit!
00:53:53And you can find your own way home!
00:53:56Piper!
00:53:57Piper!
00:54:00You know these hippies?
00:54:02They don't trim their puge.
00:54:05What does that have to do with anything?
00:54:08I don't know.
00:54:08You figure it out.
00:54:10Never let the party die!
00:54:14Oh, fuck.
00:54:19God bless...
00:54:21Everyone.
00:54:23Ew.
00:54:29Hello?
00:54:31Nellope, don't hang up.
00:54:32You have five seconds.
00:54:35Meet me for coffee.
00:54:36Please.
00:54:37No!
00:54:39I need to talk to you.
00:54:40Please.
00:54:44Fine.
00:54:45Whatever.
00:55:01I knew she wouldn't come.
00:55:08Well, here we go.
00:55:22Wait.
00:55:25What are you doing here?
00:55:30Wait.
00:55:33What are you doing here?
00:55:39I, uh...
00:55:44I wanted a coffee.
00:55:47Is that...
00:55:47Okay with you?
00:55:49Yeah.
00:55:51Yeah, no.
00:55:51Of course.
00:55:52I just...
00:55:54I thought...
00:55:55You thought what?
00:55:59Nothing.
00:56:02You look really pretty.
00:56:14What?
00:56:16Well...
00:56:16I waited long enough.
00:56:29Go away.
00:56:30I'll leave you alone.
00:56:32Just one last favor.
00:56:34No.
00:56:35Please.
00:56:36Do you know where Penelope Mandrake lives?
00:56:39Why?
00:56:40Can you bring this to her and ask if she'll join me for the Christmas party tomorrow night?
00:56:44Why don't you bring it to her?
00:56:47Because she'd never accept it from me.
00:56:50I think she hates me.
00:56:52Ding, ding, ding.
00:56:53She does.
00:56:54Fine.
00:56:55Leave it here and get out.
00:57:25It's...
00:57:27Beautiful.
00:57:29I don't think Penelope would mind if I borrowed this for tonight.
00:57:40Hello?
00:57:43Hello?
00:57:43Mm-hmm.
00:57:50Thanks to the horse with boughs of honey.
00:57:54La la la la la la la la la la.
00:57:57Tends the season to be jolly.
00:58:00La la la la la la la la la la.
00:58:08La la la la la la la la la.
00:58:18Oh, my God.
00:58:20It's Wes Mandrake, the hottest guy in Hudson Falls.
00:58:23Smoke coffee, please.
00:58:33He's coming over.
00:58:36He's coming over!
00:58:37He's coming over!
00:58:42Hi.
00:58:43Uh, hi.
00:58:47What's your name?
00:58:48Uh, I'm Pen...
00:58:51Penelope.
00:58:52Penelope.
00:58:53I'm Wes.
00:58:56Yeah, I...
00:58:57I know who you are.
00:59:03Just...
00:59:04You know.
00:59:04I know who you is...
00:59:30Uh...
00:59:33Oh, well...
00:59:36Bye!
00:59:44What are you doing? This dress is not for you.
00:59:49Yes it is, you toolbox.
00:59:51She wasn't home. I didn't want to leave it outside.
01:00:00I guess you do look pretty good.
01:00:08Hudson Falls, we want to thank you for your hospitality this Christmas season.
01:00:15So to show our gratitude, we have a very special guest for you this evening.
01:00:19Miss Winter Taylor!
01:00:27Jesus Christ!
01:00:29What the fuck now?
01:00:30No!
01:00:59Let's go.
01:01:13Let's go.
01:01:35That was interesting.
01:01:39Yeah.
01:01:42That was just for you, baby.
01:01:45Yeah, it was really, it was, uh...
01:01:50Um, you know, what's that hat made of?
01:01:54Here, take that, please.
01:01:56And a bear, dum-dum.
01:02:00What is she doing here?
01:02:02Ah, great for fallings, darling.
01:02:06Thanks, Daddy.
01:02:07Wait, you're related?
01:02:10She's my little girl.
01:02:13That explains a lot.
01:02:17Wait, is Wes just being nice to her because of her father?
01:02:21Wes, uh, can we have a talk, please?
01:02:24Yeah, please, um, ladies.
01:02:34I went by Wes's office today.
01:02:36He wasn't there.
01:02:38Do you know anything about that, slut?
01:02:42Yup.
01:02:44He was with me.
01:02:45No.
01:02:59What is wrong with you?
01:03:01Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:03:02What happened to your dress?
01:03:04Well, she just bumped into me.
01:03:06That is not true.
01:03:09Everyone, may I have your attention, please?
01:03:12Listen, folks, I have been waiting all week to make this announcement, so let's go.
01:03:18Starting this spring, Hank and his team at Calhoun Industries will be breaking ground on a state-of-the-art
01:03:27ski resort.
01:03:30Piper.
01:03:31Piper, wait.
01:03:32Piper.
01:03:35Piper.
01:03:37Are you ready to make more money than God?
01:03:41You and my little girl are about to be the biggest power couple this world has ever seen.
01:03:55Wes, baby!
01:03:58Piper?
01:04:00Piper.
01:04:04Piper.
01:04:10Dakota.
01:04:13Dakota.
01:04:14Dakota, do not attack me right now.
01:04:15I know I said to attack me when I at least want to be attacked, but I mean it this
01:04:20time.
01:04:21Don't do it.
01:04:25God damn it.
01:04:33Why didn't you ever tell me?
01:04:37I don't know, I just...
01:04:39I always dreamt that maybe he would come back and we would fall in love.
01:04:47It's so stupid.
01:04:48God, I'm so stupid.
01:04:49Hey.
01:04:50Hey.
01:04:52You're not stupid, baby, okay?
01:04:54My son is.
01:04:57Oh, gosh.
01:04:58He's so stupid for not seeing what you had.
01:05:02So angry.
01:05:08Um.
01:05:09I'm gonna go check on the turkey and get some more wine.
01:05:13I'll be right back.
01:05:16Okay.
01:05:20Hi, Mom.
01:05:23Wesley Mandrake.
01:05:29You're on my shit list.
01:05:31I hope you know that.
01:05:35Mom, I...
01:05:38I'm sorry.
01:05:40All right?
01:05:43So, was your wife?
01:05:50What?
01:05:52Your wife?
01:05:54How is she?
01:05:59I'm not sure.
01:06:02Yeah.
01:06:04I know.
01:06:19How do you know Piper?
01:06:30How do you know Piper?
01:06:33Piper?
01:06:35Piper who?
01:06:36It's Penelope.
01:06:37Your wife.
01:06:47Penelope Mandrake.
01:06:49Is Piper white?
01:06:53Wes?
01:06:57Piper.
01:07:00Penelope.
01:07:03I didn't know.
01:07:05Doesn't matter anymore.
01:07:15This whole time?
01:07:16If you would have came back, you would have actually gotten to know me.
01:07:20Listen, I had to go.
01:07:23I had to.
01:07:24Yeah, because you thought that you were better than Hudson Falls.
01:07:27No.
01:07:29No.
01:07:30Then what?
01:07:32I had to leave.
01:07:34Why?
01:07:36That night, those men were after me, Piper.
01:07:42What is he?
01:07:43Oh my God, my nose!
01:07:45He broke my nose!
01:07:50I had to leave.
01:07:52I didn't have a choice.
01:07:54The men that were after me, they weren't going to stop.
01:07:58They were going to keep coming and coming and coming to get me.
01:08:01And my father, he took a loan out in my name before he died.
01:08:08Bullshit.
01:08:08You left because he never cared about me.
01:08:10Is that what you think?
01:08:12I've always looked out for you.
01:08:14You took pity on me.
01:08:17I protected you.
01:08:19You're just like every other asshole that I've met.
01:08:21You're just like every other gold digger I've met.
01:08:23You don't know me.
01:08:24You were gone for the last five years.
01:08:27You just left me here.
01:08:28We had an agreement.
01:08:30What'd you want me to do?
01:08:33I wanted you to call me!
01:08:35I wanted you to come see me!
01:08:37I wanted you to do anything!
01:08:39Anything that showed that you actually gave a fuck about me!
01:08:44I loved you!
01:08:47I still love you!
01:08:48I always have!
01:08:49Don't you get that?!
01:08:53No.
01:08:55I just thought it was about the money for you.
01:08:58It was never about the money.
01:09:03I just wanted you.
01:09:05I just wanted you.
01:09:15Robert, what do you want me to do?
01:09:19I want you to go.
01:09:21And I want you to get out.
01:09:23And I want you to never come back!
01:09:24You destroyed our town!
01:09:26You don't even care!
01:09:27You're heartless!
01:09:30I'm heartless?
01:09:35You want me to leave?
01:09:37Is that what you want?!
01:09:41You know what?
01:09:42Fine.
01:09:43Fine.
01:09:44I'll go back to Manhattan
01:09:45with my money
01:09:47and my rich friends
01:09:48and my fucking life.
01:09:50And you can stay right here.
01:09:54Just sit
01:09:56with all the other fucking losers.
01:09:58These poor fucks
01:10:00who won't amount to anything in their life.
01:10:03Go ahead.
01:10:04Knock yourself out.
01:10:06I hate you!
01:10:09I hate you!
01:10:12Get out!
01:10:14Get out!
01:10:15Get out!
01:10:19Just go.
01:10:22Please.
01:10:24Hey.
01:10:26Merry Christmas.
01:10:32Wes.
01:10:33Wes.
01:10:35Please, honey.
01:10:35Please stay.
01:10:36Stay.
01:10:37It's Christmas, okay?
01:10:38Mom, listen.
01:10:39I gotta go.
01:10:40I'll see you in the city for New Year's.
01:10:42Okay?
01:10:42Honey.
01:10:43You need police.
01:10:44Just for once.
01:10:46No.
01:10:46I have to go.
01:10:48I'm sorry, Mom.
01:10:50I'm sorry.
01:10:51I'm sorry.
01:10:58Good job.
01:11:05Deal's off.
01:11:08what the fuck did you just say
01:11:14what the fuck did you just say
01:11:17pee pee
01:11:19look at me
01:11:21I am not your baby
01:11:23I will never be with you winter
01:11:26daddy
01:11:29get back here
01:11:30get the fuck back here
01:11:32we had a deal you little shit
01:11:36what was that
01:11:49do something
01:11:59cancel London
01:12:01you take the chopper back to the city
01:12:04I'll get my own ride
01:12:06I need to be alone right now
01:12:09of course
01:12:21home and sir
01:12:24Merry Christmas
01:12:26Merry Christmas Dakota
01:12:46yeah real nice
01:13:07manhattan
01:13:07and if you turn the Christmas music off I'll give you a thousand dollars
01:13:24I did it
01:13:25you did it
01:13:26I did it
01:13:29I'm a hero
01:13:49I love it
01:13:52look at that
01:14:15Merry Christmas baby
01:14:17listen
01:14:18listen
01:14:18why don't we open presents now
01:14:20and then I was thinking
01:14:22we take a plane to Portugal for New Year
01:14:24what do you think
01:14:25hmm
01:14:28what the hell are you doing
01:14:32Wesley
01:14:35I'm warning you
01:14:37careful
01:14:42I think you should leave my apartment
01:14:45now
01:14:48I think you should leave my apartment
01:14:58how
01:15:07why does it
01:15:08why did you want me
01:15:11why do you want me
01:15:14why do you want me
01:15:16why do you want me
01:15:28Because I love her.
01:15:30What?
01:15:31I love her.
01:15:32I love Piper.
01:15:34And I always have.
01:15:37What is it about that bitch, huh?
01:15:40I'm a good person, too.
01:15:41I don't need to do the orangutans.
01:15:44I'm sorry I'm rich.
01:15:46I'm sorry I don't live in the woods with dogs like a lesbian.
01:15:50I deserve to be loved, too.
01:15:53I gotta go.
01:15:55No, no, no.
01:15:57What?
01:16:07What am I supposed to do now, huh?
01:16:20Where's Piper?
01:16:21I don't know.
01:16:22Who cares?
01:16:25It's Christmas time.
01:16:26My dreams are dead.
01:16:38I don't know.
01:16:40It's in the waiting room.
01:16:41I just spent a lot of time alone.
01:16:41I don't know.
01:16:41I don't know.
01:16:41My dreams are over.
01:16:44Yes, queen.
01:16:48What?
01:17:13You need to listen to me very carefully, boy.
01:17:17You sign this, we all walk out of here.
01:17:20If you don't, it's going to be a very messy Christmas for you.
01:17:25Piper, are you okay?
01:17:30Where's my mother?
01:17:32She wouldn't shut the hell up, so we've locked her in the basement.
01:17:36Let me out!
01:17:37Let me out!
01:17:44All right.
01:17:46I'll sign.
01:17:48And you'll let them go.
01:17:50You have my word.
01:17:53All you have to do is sign.
01:18:06Let me tell you.
01:18:08Nobody bucks Hank Calhoun except Hank Calhoun.
01:18:17Got what we need.
01:18:35Go get my mother.
01:18:37You came back for me.
01:18:40I'll leave you again.
01:18:52No.
01:18:52Wes, look out!
01:19:18Get an ambulance.
01:19:21Call an ambulance, please.
01:19:23Jesus.
01:19:26Piper.
01:19:29Piper, look at me.
01:19:30Pico.
01:19:31Pico.
01:19:33Pico.
01:19:37Piper.
01:19:51Hey, Wes. Merry Christmas.
01:19:54Merry Christmas.
01:19:56Cheers.
01:20:09Hey.
01:20:11I'm really happy you decided to move back to town.
01:20:15Yeah, you too.
01:20:18I missed it here.
01:20:21You alright?
01:20:23Yeah.
01:20:25Just...
01:20:26I wish she was here.
01:20:57Oh!
01:20:58Whoa, it's really coming down out there.
01:21:00Oh, sweetie, let me help you.
01:21:02Wait, wait, wait.
01:21:03I got it again.
01:21:03Oh!
01:21:04Sorry.
01:21:07Sorry I'm late.
01:21:08Mrs. Bell had her baby.
01:21:10A little boy.
01:21:11Oh!
01:21:11Nice.
01:21:11Good way.
01:21:39What was that for?
01:21:42Merry Christmas, Mrs. Mandrake.
01:21:45Merry Christmas, Mr. Mandrake.
01:22:11Merry Christmas, Mr. Mandrake.
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