00:01In order to win the World Cup account,
00:04I have devised a condom
00:07that covers both the penis
00:10and the testicles.
00:13What is happening here?
00:15I don't know. I can't look away.
00:18Is Steve from HR here?
00:20I didn't invite him.
00:21Ugh, the fun police.
00:23Uh, actually, I'm here.
00:26Oh, fuck.
00:30This is my product.
00:31I was working out the kinks.
00:32Oh, it had some kink.
00:33I should be the one showcasing it.
00:35There is no better designer than you, Elisha,
00:36but there's no better salesman than Brad.
00:39Introducing the Balls Up.
00:41Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?
00:44The official condom of Brazil 2025 is...
00:49The Balls Up.
00:51You two are so good together.
00:53You don't see it.
00:55Nope.
00:56But I do.
00:57I'm gonna make sure you're there
00:58in the World Cup Final.
01:01How about a toast?
01:02One for you, one for me.
01:05That should be our mascot,
01:07not some hot dog.
01:08I wanna punch that dick right in the dick.
01:11Take it easy.
01:12Here I come, sausage boy!
01:14No!
01:15Patelizer, pass!
01:16What just happened?
01:18Brazil has been robbed!
01:21Americans!
01:25What happens if they catch us?
01:26You don't see the purge?
01:27They'll be like that, but if he's just us, go!
01:30Get in!
01:31We need to get out of Brazil!
01:34Shit!
01:35Ow!
01:36Learn how to drive, asshole!
01:40Or don't learn.
01:41You're good!
01:43Oh, no.
01:44You gotta be fucking jangy!
01:46This is madness.
01:49We're gonna die out here, aren't we?
01:52Oh!
01:53You ready?
01:53Oh, my God!
01:55Oh, 100%.
01:57Oh!
01:58It's a crocodile.
01:59I think it's an alligator.
02:00Does it really matter when it's about to eat us?
02:04Look at these minnows!
02:05They're drinking my pee!
02:06A little piss fish!
02:08I got a fish in my dick!
02:10Oh, God!
02:13You may be wondering why I kid snapped you.
02:16Imagine how much cocaína we can stuff into these condoms
02:20that we can swallow and smuggle.
02:23Is there a problem?
02:24Do you want some, uh, Tabasco on it?
02:26It's not the flavor so much.
02:27It's more that it could choke me to death.
02:30I fully understand.
02:32Hondas?
02:33Adventures never end in life!
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