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00:00:09We're engaged, David.
00:00:10Why can't we get married sooner rather than later?
00:00:13You know I just got laid off.
00:00:14My work visa expires in 60 days.
00:00:17I'm gonna get deported.
00:00:18Don't put that on my shoulders.
00:00:20It's not my responsibility.
00:00:25What?
00:00:30How could you say that?
00:00:31We've been together for two years.
00:00:33We're already living together.
00:00:34If we were gonna get married eventually, why can't it be now?
00:00:37See that's the problem.
00:00:38I don't want to marry you. Ever.
00:00:40What?
00:00:41Truth is...
00:00:44I'm already seeing someone else.
00:00:46Who? It doesn't matter, Leslie.
00:00:48Let's break up. Please move out of my apartment.
00:00:51Now.
00:00:54Don't cry, Leslie.
00:00:56Not in front of this cheating asshole.
00:01:06Leslie.
00:01:08Look, I'm sorry.
00:01:10It's just that you don't really bring anything to the table.
00:01:14I deserve someone better.
00:01:16Fuck you, David.
00:01:17Yeah, whatever.
00:01:19Good luck finding a man willing to marry you.
00:01:23I deserve someone better.
00:01:28Fuck you, David.
00:01:33What?
00:01:37I don't like you, David.
00:01:39I won't swallow what you're saying
00:01:41Cause you mean nothing to me
00:01:43I don't follow the way you're playing
00:01:48I'm living in the family
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00:05:46¿Qué haces?
00:05:53Ok, vale.
00:05:55¿Qué?
00:05:58¿Qué?
00:06:06¿We just need to do a blood test to confirm
00:06:09and if everything goes well
00:06:10we can start the bone marrow transplant within two weeks.
00:06:13Ms. Madison, do you prefer the left
00:06:15or the right arm?
00:06:22Hey, are you ok?
00:06:25Yeah, um
00:06:28you can use this one.
00:06:45Come on Leslie, you gotta pull through, you can't get deported, mom and dad are counting on you.
00:06:57Are you ok? You seem like you're about to faint.
00:07:00Um, I'm...
00:07:04Hey, just...
00:07:05Don't look at her. Look at me.
00:07:09I'll tell you a secret.
00:07:12I'm definitely afraid of bugs.
00:07:14I mean, I know I'm a big guy, but when I see one I squirm like a little girl.
00:07:19This one time I was in like this huge meeting and this spider like came out of the ceiling.
00:07:24He landed on my arm and then he started crawling up and I ran out the door and peed my
00:07:30pants.
00:07:33And we're done.
00:07:35See, that wasn't so bad, right?
00:07:38I didn't even tell it was already over.
00:07:43Oh...
00:07:54Do you miss?
00:07:57So this is your...
00:07:59Aunt's place?
00:08:01Yeah, on my mother's side.
00:08:05I really need to find a new living arrangement soon.
00:08:14No, no, no, no. I'll get there myself. 9 a.m. City Hall. I'll be there.
00:08:22Okay.
00:08:26Good night.
00:08:28Good night, Simon.
00:08:32You what?
00:08:34Marry her. Tomorrow.
00:08:36It's the only way to save James.
00:08:40So, the money's not enough. She wants to be part of the Williams family.
00:08:45Simon, she's a gold digger.
00:08:47I don't think she knows who I am. I think she just wants to move here so she can get
00:08:51a green card.
00:08:52So that way she can stay in this country. Plus, it'd be a great way for me to keep a
00:08:57watch to make sure James recovers.
00:08:59Keep it that way. Don't let her find out your real identity.
00:09:04You cannot let the public know about this. If they find out you married an immigrant, our stocks will plummet.
00:09:10So, once James recovers, divorce her and marry Mia White.
00:09:20Simon!
00:09:35Here is your breakfast, Uncle Toby.
00:09:42Hey, Luzak. Where's my coffee?
00:09:45Haley, what's the matter with you? Don't talk to your cousin like that.
00:09:49She's not wrong. How long are you staying here anyways?
00:09:53I mean, you're a grown-ass adult. I'm not housing and feeding them for free.
00:09:58Toby!
00:09:59Where is she gonna go? She lost her job, got dumped and now she's homeless.
00:10:03Ignore them, sweetheart. Stay as long as you need to.
00:10:09I'll find a place soon and I'll pay you guys back for food and rent. As soon as I get
00:10:13a job.
00:10:18Oh crap. I have somewhere important to make.
00:10:22Wait, no breakfast?
00:10:24Important, my ass. Where's someone like her gonna go?
00:10:30It's not funny.
00:10:39Finally, my ticket to this great country.
00:10:44Thank you. I mean it.
00:10:47You're welcome.
00:10:49If there's nothing else, I can give you a ride or something.
00:10:52Oh, actually, there is something else.
00:10:55Okay.
00:10:59Thank you.
00:11:03I made a checklist.
00:11:05Please take a look.
00:11:09Number one, open a joint bank account.
00:11:11Number two, host a small wedding with family for photos.
00:11:15Number three, go on dates and post on social media.
00:11:19What's all this for?
00:11:21A marriage certificate is not enough.
00:11:23I need this to look realistic.
00:11:25We need to prove the authenticity of our marriage to the immigration officer with lots of photos.
00:11:30Oh, and don't worry about the bank account. We just need to put a little money together.
00:11:38That's not enough.
00:11:39What?
00:11:52Move in? Together?
00:11:56Yes.
00:12:00Move in? Together?
00:12:04Yes.
00:12:05If you want to make this look believable, we're going to have to move in together.
00:12:08That's what married people do, right?
00:12:10That would solve my living arrangement problems.
00:12:15But moving in with a stranger?
00:12:18And as for the rest of the checklist, I got it taken care of. Don't worry about it.
00:12:23Oh, and let's have the wedding a week from now.
00:12:25That gives me time to prep and we can move in together after the wedding.
00:12:30Sound good?
00:12:34Wow. You are really on top of it.
00:12:38I just feel bad making you do all of this work.
00:12:42Look, don't worry about it.
00:12:43I just need you to stay healthy.
00:12:45A brother's life depends on it.
00:12:47Thank you.
00:12:50I mean, Simon, there's one more thing.
00:12:53What is it?
00:12:54I don't have a lot of money right now.
00:12:57So, if it's okay, can you pay for the wedding bills and-
00:13:02Don't even worry about the money. I think I got it covered.
00:13:05No, no, no, no. I have to pitch in. I can't just leech off of you.
00:13:08I'll pay you back as soon as I find a new job.
00:13:11Okay. Deal.
00:13:13Okay. Let's do this.
00:13:30Good morning, Mr. Williams.
00:13:33You have a board meeting at 11.30 a.m.
00:13:35Then you have a lunch with the executive team.
00:13:37Then later in the afternoon, you have a meeting with Mr. J at Crazy Maple Studio
00:13:41to discuss their latest app, Real Short.
00:13:44Real Short? The media streaming platform?
00:13:47Yes. It's really popular right now. And it's soaring on both iOS and Google Play charts.
00:13:51Set the meeting room up for Mr. J's arrival. It'd be great if he accepts our investment.
00:13:57Oh, and one more thing.
00:13:58Of course. What do you need, sir?
00:13:59I need you to find me a modest house in a great neighborhood.
00:14:02And then I need a new car. Something like a Mercedes would be fine.
00:14:05And lastly, I need you to book me a wedding venue a week from now.
00:14:09Uh, okay. Anything else?
00:14:12Actually, yes. Hold on.
00:14:16Let's go.
00:14:22Let's go.
00:14:29What's that?
00:14:33¡Gracias!
00:15:00Yes, yes, of course
00:15:07Okay
00:15:09Um, talk to you next week
00:15:12Hi, Simon
00:15:14Um
00:15:16Mia, what are you, what are you doing here?
00:15:19You haven't called or texted
00:15:21You know, I've been busy
00:15:33Your grandmother wanted me to check up on you
00:15:36It's almost 5.30, we should go grab dinner
00:15:40I made us reservations at Joel Rovichon
00:15:43Your favorite
00:15:44I, uh
00:15:47That's where else to be
00:15:48Where?
00:15:50Bring me
00:15:54Mia
00:15:55Go home
00:16:00Simon
00:16:13Hey Aunt Marie
00:16:14Yes?
00:16:16I need to tell you something
00:16:17Alright
00:16:18I got married this morning
00:16:20That's nice dear
00:16:22Wait, what?
00:16:23I thought you and David broke up
00:16:26I can't tell Aunt Marie the truth
00:16:28She'll freak out and tell my parents
00:16:30It'll just cause more drama back home
00:16:37Um, I actually met this guy a while back
00:16:40And we recently reconnected and hit it off
00:16:43Plus, you know my visa situation
00:16:46Yeah, but marriage?
00:16:48Already?
00:16:49Well, what's his name?
00:16:51How old is he?
00:16:52What's he doing for a living?
00:16:55When's dinner?
00:16:56I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus
00:16:59Almost!
00:17:00Patty
00:17:03This conversation's not over yet, Missy
00:17:05Don't worry Aunt Marie, I'll be fine
00:17:10This conversation's not over yet, Missy
00:17:13Don't worry Aunt Marie, I'll be fine
00:17:15Hmm?
00:17:16And I'm moving into the bus, Missy
00:17:19What?
00:17:21Wait, you seriously went and got yourself married?
00:17:24Who's the guy, some homeless bum you found on the street?
00:17:26That's not nice
00:17:27What?
00:17:28We all know she was marrying for the green card
00:17:30She probably paid some homeless guy for it
00:17:34First of all, his name is Simon
00:17:35Hmm
00:17:36Sign of all, he's actually a decent guy with a good job
00:17:39Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it
00:17:44I have to take this
00:17:52Hey, is everything okay?
00:17:55Uh, what, I can't call and check on my wife?
00:18:00Of course you can, husband
00:18:04I just get worried with James in the hospital and everything, you know?
00:18:08No, everything's great with James
00:18:10The doctor gave us the green lamp for the bone marrow donation
00:18:12So that's gonna happen in two weeks
00:18:16The doctor gave us the green lamp for the bone marrow donation
00:18:18So that's gonna happen in two weeks
00:18:21Okay
00:18:22Oh, don't worry
00:18:24I'm going to be with you every step of the way
00:18:29Actually, I was calling about something else from the checklist
00:18:33You said that you wanted a small wedding
00:18:35So I was thinking maybe we should go wedding dress shopping
00:18:39And then maybe buy some rings
00:18:41Hey listen, don't worry, I'm gonna pay for everything
00:18:46No need
00:18:47No need
00:18:47I'm broke
00:18:48And I'll just find something online
00:18:50We're just gonna use it for props anyway
00:18:52So there's no reason to waste money
00:18:53No, no, no, really
00:18:54It's no problem at all
00:18:55No, it's okay
00:18:57I'll be busy tomorrow anyway
00:18:59And I have to apply for jobs
00:19:00Oh, okay
00:19:01I guess I'll see you tomorrow then
00:19:03Have a good morning
00:19:07Wow, what an interesting girl
00:19:10If she doesn't want to go shopping
00:19:12I guess I'm gonna have to bring the shopping to her
00:19:15He's such a sweet guy
00:19:29Who are you?
00:19:30Hi, I'm Joey from Style Public Relations
00:19:32Is there a Miss Madison living here?
00:19:36Leslie, there's someone at the door for you
00:19:40Hi, I'm Leslie Madison
00:19:43Great, then let's get started
00:19:47Thank you
00:20:05Wow, spectacular
00:20:07That is amazing
00:20:10What a vision
00:20:13I love it
00:20:15How are you even gonna afford all of this?
00:20:17You don't even pay us rent
00:20:21Hayley
00:20:26I love it
00:20:29How are you even gonna afford all of this?
00:20:30You don't even pay us rent
00:20:34Hayley
00:20:36All of this looks lovely, but she's right
00:20:40I don't think I can afford any of it
00:20:43Oh, don't worry
00:20:44Your husband already paid
00:20:45Just pick whatever you like
00:20:48Oh, I almost forgot
00:20:49Susie, show her the shoes
00:20:51Got it
00:20:52Here, Miss Madison, let's try these on
00:20:54This was a special order
00:20:55Paid for already as well
00:20:57Where are those limited edition?
00:21:00Let me try them on
00:21:01Hayley, what are you doing?
00:21:02Wait a minute
00:21:05Um, these were custom ordered for Miss Madison
00:21:08The shoes are in her size
00:21:31The shoes are in her size
00:21:38How did Simon even know my shoe size?
00:21:42How did Simon even know my shoe size?
00:21:50I love them
00:22:01I'm glad you like them
00:22:03Simon
00:22:05How are you?
00:22:06Firstly, this is your husband
00:22:08Um, yeah
00:22:10This is Simon
00:22:11What the actual fuck?
00:22:16This is Simon
00:22:18Simon, this is my aunt's family
00:22:20We have Aunt Marie, Uncle Toby, and my cousin Hayley
00:22:25Well, it's a pleasure to meet all of you
00:22:27Let's do dinner on me next time
00:22:28Sounds good, Simon
00:22:30But today, we have to plan for a beautiful wedding with my wife
00:22:34Joey, we're all done here?
00:22:36Yes, Mr. Williams, we're all done here
00:22:39Shall we?
00:22:57No
00:22:59What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:23:02I'm not that rich
00:23:03Of course, there's a rental
00:23:06Okay
00:23:11Okay
00:23:13What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:23:16I'm not that rich
00:23:17Of course, there's a rental
00:23:20Okay
00:23:45Simon
00:23:45Simon
00:23:46What is this place?
00:23:49She thinks this house is nice
00:23:50I told Ted to find a modest place
00:23:53This is where I'll be living
00:23:55As a married couple
00:24:23I know it's not much, but it's her new home
00:24:26No mucho.
00:24:29¿Qué estás hablando?
00:24:31Este lugar es tan lindo.
00:24:34¿Qué eres, un secretario millonario o algo?
00:24:38No, no, no.
00:24:39No, no, no.
00:24:41¿Cómo te pones por el dinero?
00:24:43No sé si puedo hacer una mitad.
00:24:46Es muy expensive.
00:24:47No, no, no, no.
00:24:49Especialmente, si es mi esposa.
00:24:51Pero no, no, no, no.
00:24:53¿Como voy a hacer el dinero?
00:24:53No, no, no.
00:24:54Of course, I'm going to help you pay rent.
00:24:56We can discuss it later.
00:24:57Uh, I want to go over some wedding details with you.
00:25:00Met a reservation at Sunset Resort next Saturday.
00:25:04Sunset Resort?
00:25:05Isn't that place, like, five grand an hour?
00:25:09No, no, no, no.
00:25:10I...
00:25:11Can we please just have a backyard wedding?
00:25:15Right here, perfect.
00:25:18You want a...
00:25:20backyard wedding?
00:25:22Um...
00:25:23Yeah, it's just photos for the immigration officer.
00:25:25You're spending money like you're a billionaire.
00:25:30What do you even do for a living?
00:25:36Um...
00:25:44I'm just a software engineer.
00:25:47Ah, so that's why you could avoid all of this.
00:25:51Anyway, yes, please, can we just do a small wedding?
00:25:54It's giving me anxiety just thinking about it.
00:25:57As you wish.
00:25:57Feel free to invite some friends.
00:25:59You're right.
00:26:00I should call Teresa.
00:26:02We're going to need some witnesses.
00:26:08I can't believe you went from break up to married in, like, 72 hours.
00:26:13Well, he needed my bone marrow and I needed a green card.
00:26:17Good crow card.
00:26:19Ah, you know, this sounds exactly like the plot of a real short TV show.
00:26:23You know?
00:26:26What's his name?
00:26:26Simon Williams?
00:26:30Simon Williams?
00:26:32Simon Williams?
00:26:32As in billionaire.
00:26:34CEO.
00:26:34Simon Williams?
00:26:37As in billionaire.
00:26:40CEO.
00:26:40Simon Williams?
00:26:43Of course not.
00:26:44Simon Williams is a very common name.
00:26:47Are you sure?
00:26:48Because Simon Williams is super elusive.
00:26:51There are barely any photos of him on the internet.
00:26:54I think I would know if I was marrying a billionaire.
00:26:58He's just a regular software engineer.
00:27:00I'm sure he makes plenty of money with that job, but he's no billionaire.
00:27:06Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:27:08That would be insane.
00:27:09I wish.
00:27:10Okay, next question.
00:27:13Is he hot?
00:27:14He's a major eye candy.
00:27:17You'll see when you make him at the wedding.
00:27:21Shall we chill?
00:27:22Yes, let's do it.
00:27:29Let's take a look.
00:27:31Oh, that is so cute.
00:27:32So cute.
00:27:33Again, again.
00:27:34Okay.
00:27:40You may take as many pictures of yourself as you wish,
00:27:43but do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:27:57Just give me a second, okay?
00:28:06Hi.
00:28:07You must be Simon's grandmother.
00:28:09It's very nice to meet you.
00:28:12Let's cut the crap.
00:28:14I've seen hundreds of girls like you.
00:28:16And when this fake marriage fiasco is over, you'll be getting a divorce.
00:28:22Immediately.
00:28:23That was the agreement.
00:28:25Of course.
00:28:26If James' recovery goes without a hitch, we might think of giving you a little bit more.
00:28:33But don't even think about asking for anything extra.
00:28:36So you think I'm a gold digger?
00:28:39That couldn't be anything further from the truth.
00:28:42I came to this country when I was 21 all by myself on a work visa.
00:28:46And if my work visa wasn't expiring, I wouldn't even think to marry a stranger.
00:28:51So yes, I may be a poor, working class immigrant, but you cannot look down on my character.
00:28:57I am not a gold digger.
00:29:01Of course not.
00:29:03Grandma, could you not scare me up right away?
00:29:07She's very hard to find.
00:29:10Sorry about my grandmother.
00:29:11Simon!
00:29:12It's okay.
00:29:14I understand.
00:29:15She's a little senile.
00:29:20Oh.
00:29:24Shall we?
00:29:25It's good.
00:29:32Thank you, right there.
00:29:34Oh, I love it.
00:29:36Yes.
00:29:36Hey, yes.
00:29:38Uh-huh.
00:29:41Please, perfect.
00:29:43Can you get this real quick?
00:29:44Yeah.
00:29:47Uh-huh.
00:29:49Perfect.
00:29:53All right.
00:29:54Now, Brian, can you lift your chair for me just a little bit?
00:29:56Let me make you right there.
00:29:58Okay.
00:29:59I'm gonna need you to smile for the camera.
00:30:03Not for me, but for the immigration officer.
00:30:05And it looks like you love me.
00:30:08Okay.
00:30:08Now, how about a kiss for the camera, huh?
00:30:14I mean, he's right.
00:30:17As a wedding photo, we're gonna be complete without a kiss.
00:30:43Oh, man.
00:30:45I am so tired.
00:30:47Oh, man.
00:30:49I am so tired.
00:30:49Who would've thought even a small wedding would be so much work?
00:30:54What, did you get enough photos?
00:30:56Oh, yeah.
00:30:59Theresa took some and your photographer was fantastic.
00:31:03He made us look super legit.
00:31:04Whoa, just legit?
00:31:06We look cute in these.
00:31:08Okay.
00:31:09Cute and legit.
00:31:11Oh, and your grandmother told me to post anything on social media.
00:31:15Why is that?
00:31:18Yeah, it's because we're just a private family.
00:31:24Hey, listen, I completely understand that you need to make this look legit.
00:31:28I'll just make a new Instagram and call it Leslie and Simon, and I'll post other photos there.
00:31:34Don't worry, I'll make it private, but it's for the immigration officer.
00:31:41No, it sounds good.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:55Dr. Walker?
00:31:57Well, hey, slow down.
00:31:58Is everything okay?
00:32:01Well, hey, slow down.
00:32:02Is everything okay?
00:32:05Okay, we'll be right there.
00:32:09Doctor?
00:32:11Something urgent has come up.
00:32:12We need to go into surgery right now.
00:32:14Follow me.
00:32:15Please, keep calling Dr. Kenneth.
00:32:18Please try his receptionist and his wife.
00:32:21I'll apply a local anesthetic.
00:32:23But since this was sold last second, my anesthesiologist can't be here.
00:32:29Ms. Madison, please lay down on your side and tuck your knees to your stomach.
00:32:40You're so brave.
00:32:42Thank you so much.
00:32:55You're gonna feel a sharp pain when the needle goes up.
00:32:56Hey, you're not helping.
00:33:04Here we go.
00:33:15Here we go.
00:33:17I have to pull through for Simon.
00:33:28I am so sorry.
00:33:48Leslie?
00:33:50Leslie?
00:34:00Hey.
00:34:03What?
00:34:04You're awake.
00:34:07Whoa, hey.
00:34:08How do you feel?
00:34:13My back kind of hurts, but other than that I feel fine.
00:34:19What happened?
00:34:20You passed out.
00:34:22But the doctor said you're gonna be fine.
00:34:27Okay.
00:34:28What about your brother?
00:34:29Is everything okay?
00:34:31The bone marrow transfusion has a success.
00:34:43It's all thanks to you.
00:34:53All thanks to you.
00:35:13I'm hungry.
00:35:16I'm sorry.
00:35:17I didn't think of that.
00:35:18Do you want something to eat?
00:35:21Um, maybe just a bag and fries.
00:35:24No, I have to give you something more nutritional than that.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:28Just, hey, you just lay down.
00:35:29I'll be right back.
00:35:30Okay.
00:35:31Okay.
00:35:38Ted.
00:35:40I need to make some reservations at an epic.
00:35:44Hmm?
00:35:48Yes, clear the restaurant.
00:35:51All right.
00:35:52Thank you.
00:36:08Thank you.
00:36:18Oh, I am so full.
00:36:21This is the best meal I've ever had.
00:36:23You should try my cooking.
00:36:24I'm an excellent chef.
00:36:25Hmm.
00:36:26Really, Mel?
00:36:27You don't seem like the top.
00:36:28Well, there's a lot you don't know about me.
00:36:31Wife?
00:36:34You know, it's so strange.
00:36:37There's no one in here tonight.
00:36:39I thought this place was famous and the reservations were hard to come by.
00:36:43Well, just so it happens I'm a friend of the chef and he owed me a favor.
00:36:47So, here we are.
00:36:49Good job, Mr. Williams.
00:36:51Well, glad you like it, Mrs. Williams.
00:36:55That is still so strange to hear.
00:36:59Oh, yeah, that reminds me.
00:37:00My friend told me earlier that you happen to have the same name as this billionaire CEO,
00:37:07Simon Williams.
00:37:09I'm sorry.
00:37:11Just so we're on the same page.
00:37:13That isn't you, is it?
00:37:16Well, Leslie hat.
00:37:18What do you mean your clothes?
00:37:19Yeah, there's literally two people sitting right there.
00:37:22Sorry for the whole time for private dining.
00:37:22Yeah, private dining, my ass.
00:37:28Wait, Leslie?
00:37:30We gotta, uh, wait, can you go back there?
00:37:36Wait, Leslie?
00:37:37We gotta, uh, wait, can you go back there?
00:37:39Oh, wow.
00:37:41Look at you, Leslie.
00:37:44Looks like you, uh, snagged yourself a rich guy and always knew you were after my money.
00:37:48I, I am so sorry, Mrs. Williams, for the disturbance from comp meal and, uh, I...
00:37:52Oh, this is your ex-girlfriend.
00:37:55Yeah, Sarah.
00:37:57Me, Leslie, my, my loser ex.
00:38:00Excuse me.
00:38:01She clearly cheated on me with this dude.
00:38:04Who are you to judge me and call me a cheater?
00:38:10Simon, let's go.
00:38:11I, I would leave her if I was you.
00:38:13She's a skank.
00:38:14She's probably just trying to use you.
00:38:20What the fuck, you psycho?
00:38:22David.
00:38:22I'm gonna sue you.
00:38:24Baby, is he okay?
00:38:25No one calls my wife a skank.
00:38:28Make sure they're blacklisted.
00:38:30I wanna hear them again.
00:38:42Thank you for what you did back there.
00:38:46But don't get yourself under trouble.
00:38:49Violence is not the answer.
00:38:52Well, of course it's not the answer, but...
00:38:55There's a solution.
00:38:59You wanna talk about it?
00:39:01What's there to talk about?
00:39:04I basically saw everything.
00:39:07He was my boyfriend of two years.
00:39:10We even got engaged.
00:39:13I asked him to help me and marry me.
00:39:16Instead he dumped me and got somebody better.
00:39:20Like Sarah.
00:39:21He doesn't deserve you.
00:39:24I just never wanna be in that situation again.
00:39:28Begging someone to help me.
00:39:30Feeling so powerless.
00:39:32I want my fate to lie in my own hands.
00:39:39I know exactly what you mean.
00:39:53I can't do anything.
00:39:58I can't do anything.
00:39:59When the doctor showed me your photo.
00:40:03I had hope again.
00:40:04But that's the same thing.
00:40:07I can't do anything.
00:40:11I know exactly what is your name.
00:40:12I think I can't do anything from the person.
00:40:12I got a realistic view from him.
00:40:13I can't do anything.
00:40:18You can't do anything.
00:40:20I'm trying to do anything.
00:40:20I can't do anything.
00:40:22I'm going to call him.
00:40:42¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:40:53¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:41:29¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:41:30¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:41:32¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:41:49¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:41:55¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:41:57¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:42:03¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:42:14¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:42:31¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:42:47Okay, well, hang on, listen, I can give you a ride.
00:42:54Darling, you're back. How wonderful.
00:42:58You look beautiful, Francesca.
00:43:01No, sweetheart, you're a doll.
00:43:02Come, let's have some tea.
00:43:04Okay.
00:43:04I'm so glad that you're back.
00:43:06I know, I missed you.
00:43:07Sit down, darling. So nice to see you.
00:43:10By the way, Francesca, I got these supplements from Switzerland.
00:43:14They're great for your health.
00:43:15Oh, darling, that's so kind of you.
00:43:18But you don't need to bring us anything.
00:43:20You're practically family.
00:43:23That's the thing, Francesca.
00:43:25I don't think Simon will marry me.
00:43:28Of course he's going to marry you.
00:43:30We've been talking about this wedding for years.
00:43:33And who else could run with my Simon except you?
00:43:38But I've done everything I can, Francesca.
00:43:41I make the time to see him.
00:43:43He says no.
00:43:45Darling, he's just a little preoccupied at the moment.
00:43:48Preoccupied?
00:43:49With what?
00:43:52Francesca, I don't think I can do this.
00:43:54If Simon doesn't want me, I don't...
00:43:56Mia, he...
00:43:59I'm going to tell you something.
00:44:02But you have to promise me you will not tell anyone else.
00:44:06Of course.
00:44:07You have my word.
00:44:16Just my look.
00:44:21Sarah, meet Leslie.
00:44:22My loser, actually.
00:44:26Sit down, Ms. Madison.
00:44:28This is a professional setting.
00:44:30You're just going to walk out of an interview?
00:44:34You're just going to walk out of an interview?
00:44:39When I saw your resume, I almost left.
00:44:43I thought I just had to interview you.
00:44:48So, Ms. Madison, tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:44:56Ms. Madison, tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:45:01I was laid off because the company decided to outsource the whole department.
00:45:07I wasn't fired.
00:45:08I know so many people just like you, Ms. Madison.
00:45:11They always blame their problems on others.
00:45:14They never take responsibility for themselves.
00:45:16There's actually a word for that.
00:45:18It's spelled L-O-S-E-R.
00:45:23Loser.
00:45:24Thank you for interviewing me.
00:45:27You're very professional.
00:45:30The boss should be proud.
00:45:40Hey, it's me.
00:45:43So, there's this girl named Leslie Madison.
00:45:47Get the word out to all our HR friends.
00:45:49She slept with her boss at her previous job.
00:45:53And that's why she got fired.
00:46:01What is that deliciousness I smell?
00:46:03I smell all the way down from the driveway.
00:46:05I'm glad you're home.
00:46:07Dinner is ready.
00:46:08I can't tell you how strange it is to come to a warm house.
00:46:11And I already have dinner on the table.
00:46:13You're incredible.
00:46:14What do you usually come home to?
00:46:36Usually darkness.
00:46:39Well, you have me now.
00:46:41And this is the least I could do to repair you.
00:46:45Oh, and I'm going to pay you back as soon as I get a job.
00:46:49How's it going, by the way?
00:46:51The job interview.
00:46:52Don't remind me.
00:46:54It was the worst.
00:46:56But it's okay.
00:46:58I have a bunch of other interviews lined up, so it's going to be fine.
00:47:02No, I'd love a good story.
00:47:04Okay, so remember that girl, Sarah?
00:47:08Shut up.
00:47:09Yes.
00:47:10She was just like, oh, yeah, I'm going to get shit.
00:47:12I'm going to make sure that you're not getting this job.
00:47:14And I'll see you later.
00:47:26Hi.
00:47:27I'm Leslie Madison.
00:47:29I'm here for an interview.
00:47:30Let me check.
00:47:32Oh, Leslie, I'm so sorry.
00:47:36Your interview has been canceled.
00:47:38What?
00:47:39Why?
00:47:40Um, that I do not know.
00:47:46Thank you.
00:47:53Hi, this is Leslie Madison.
00:47:56I'm calling to confirm my interview for this afternoon.
00:48:02Canceled.
00:48:03Right.
00:48:06Got it.
00:48:07Thanks.
00:48:15Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:48:16Slow down there, bestie.
00:48:19What is going on?
00:48:20Something terrible is happening.
00:48:28So you're telling me that all your interview was canceled on you?
00:48:32Yup.
00:48:33And they were all like, you're not a suitable candidate anymore, or some bullshit.
00:48:39Like, this position has already been built.
00:48:42That is very weird.
00:48:44Right?
00:48:44It's like somebody's trying to sabotage me.
00:48:48I have a friend of mine who's a headhunter.
00:48:51I'm going to text her and just see if she knows anything.
00:48:56Oh, my lord.
00:49:01Okay, enough of that.
00:49:02I can't carry you home, sis.
00:49:05Look, there's a private Discord chat where all the HRs in the city post their shady candidates.
00:49:11And, um, you're on there.
00:49:16What?
00:49:20What the actual fuck?
00:49:22I can't believe this.
00:49:25I...
00:49:25Look, here, drink some water.
00:49:27You've had far too much alcohol.
00:49:30Here you go.
00:49:37I hate this.
00:49:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:49:43Oh, hey, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
00:49:44We're going to get you down.
00:49:46And we are going to call your husband to come pick you up.
00:49:50I think you texted me his number.
00:49:52He's not even my husband.
00:49:55He's fake.
00:49:58Well, I don't know about that.
00:50:02Looked pretty real to me.
00:50:04Hey, I saw the way he looked at you.
00:50:06That boy is crazy about you.
00:50:11Yeah, boy.
00:50:15These numbers are all wrong.
00:50:20Ted, call a meeting with the data team right now.
00:50:23Yes, sir.
00:50:28Leslie?
00:50:29I'm going to be a little...
00:50:33I'll be there in ten minutes.
00:50:34Mr. Williams, the meeting.
00:50:37I cancel it.
00:50:37I'll be there in ten minutes.
00:50:39This is a changed man.
00:50:46Oh, hey.
00:50:49Hi.
00:50:50Thank you for calling.
00:50:51Is everything okay?
00:50:53It's barely six.
00:50:54Why'd she like this?
00:50:55Hey, come on.
00:50:57Hey, come on.
00:50:58We got to go.
00:50:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:00Can you help me, please?
00:51:01Yes.
00:51:01All right.
00:51:02Let's one, two, three.
00:51:04Come on.
00:51:04Let's go.
00:51:05Hey.
00:51:07Oh, God.
00:51:08Get your shoes.
00:51:08I told you.
00:51:09You're so cute.
00:51:11All right.
00:51:11So this is what you like when you're drunk.
00:51:13Okay.
00:51:13Come on.
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:14Look.
00:51:15Whoa, whoa.
00:51:17Okay.
00:51:17All right.
00:51:18Why don't you want to kiss me?
00:51:21All right.
00:51:22Watch your head there.
00:51:22Careful.
00:51:26Okay.
00:51:29All right.
00:51:34Well, Tracy, you need a ride?
00:51:35Oh, no.
00:51:36I'll just walk.
00:51:37I'm so close.
00:51:38Okay.
00:51:40Well,
00:51:42can you leave me in what's going on?
00:51:44Oh, boy.
00:51:47There's a rumor going around about Leslie
00:51:50that it could not be further from truth.
00:51:54A rumor?
00:51:54What did it say?
00:52:01Hey, Ted.
00:52:03I'm going to send you a screenshot,
00:52:05show it to our HR,
00:52:06and ask her who's spreading that false information.
00:52:11Okay.
00:52:31Okay.
00:52:34Simon
00:52:35Yes
00:52:36Let's drink some wine
00:52:40How about maybe tomorrow
00:52:42No, I want wine
00:52:45No, no wine
00:52:47Please?
00:52:48No
00:52:49No
00:52:52How about we make omelets
00:52:54I tell you what, how about a cooking competition
00:52:57Okay
00:52:58Why are you hiding the wine from me?
00:53:00I didn't hide the wine from you
00:53:02I think you drank all of it
00:53:03Don't you want us to have fun?
00:53:17Um, put this on
00:53:39Put this on
00:53:42Don't tell me what to do
00:53:49I don't want to be here
00:54:05Bare touch
00:54:10Um
00:54:14Leslie?
00:54:19Hey, wake up
00:54:28We'll see you later
00:54:30Who would think
00:54:33Who would vinden
00:54:40To be able to carry another
00:54:40Who would like to make using it?
00:54:48This is basis
00:55:15¡Simon!
00:55:17¿Simon?
00:55:17¿Hm?
00:55:19You're naked
00:55:25Do you remember what you did last night?
00:55:32What did I do?
00:55:34Please don't be embarrassing
00:55:38Maybe I can give a little reminder
00:55:52Hey, why don't you tell me you're having trouble finding work
00:55:55How did you know about that?
00:55:57Teresa told me
00:56:01Oh, um, I didn't want to bother you
00:56:05I'll figure out
00:56:07Leslie, you know you can rely on me
00:56:11I'm your husband
00:56:13Fake husband
00:56:19Leslie, it doesn't have to be like that
00:56:23What do you mean?
00:56:26I've fallen for you
00:56:30Do you have feelings for me too?
00:56:33Of course I do
00:56:34But what are you saying?
00:56:35That we just not get divorced when our agreement is up
00:56:39No, no, what I'm saying is give us a shot
00:56:46Okay
00:57:00So you're saying that the rumor came from someone from Central Media
00:57:03Do you have a name?
00:57:04Just a first name
00:57:05Sarah
00:57:06I'm still looking into it
00:57:08Sarah
00:57:09Instead he talked to me
00:57:11And got somebody better
00:57:14Like Sarah
00:57:15Sarah
00:57:17I know exactly who that is
00:57:20Looks like I'm going to pay a visit to Central Media
00:57:22Oh, and Ted
00:57:24I know who Leslie's ex-boyfriend is
00:57:25I think a few people are going to lose their job today
00:57:27Wait, Mr. Williams
00:57:29What about your meetings today?
00:57:30Cancel them
00:57:34Am I a detective now?
00:57:41Everyone, look busy
00:57:42We've got an important guest coming
00:57:44Chop, chop
00:57:46What's up with her?
00:57:48I just got a call from T6 corporate office
00:57:50Their CEO, Simon Williams, is coming
00:57:53Right now
00:57:54Whoa, T6 CEO
00:57:57That's a huge potential client
00:58:05Mr. Williams
00:58:06What brings you in today?
00:58:09Two things
00:58:10I know that Central Media is looking for investors
00:58:12I would love to make a proposal
00:58:15And the second thing?
00:58:17I need you to fire someone
00:58:25Mr. Williams
00:58:26I apologize
00:58:28For something like this to happen in my company
00:58:31That employee will be dealt with
00:58:33Promptly
00:58:34I look forward to doing business together
00:58:45Hi, Leslie Madison speaking
00:58:51Thank you so much
00:58:52Okay
00:58:56I got hired
00:58:57I got hired!
00:59:03Fiona, you wanted to see me?
00:59:05Come in
00:59:11Sarah
00:59:13You've been working for me for three years, haven't you?
00:59:15Yes, ma'am
00:59:16Three years on the dot
00:59:17Then I just have to say
00:59:20I am disappointed in you
00:59:22I am disappointed in you
00:59:25And I'm disappointed in myself for my misjudgment of character
00:59:31Fiona, I don't understand
00:59:33I will not tolerate slandering in this company
00:59:37Spreading false rumors about other women so they can't get hired?
00:59:42Sarah, pack your shit up
00:59:45You're fired
00:59:46Fiona, please give me another chance
00:59:49I'll do better
00:59:50I promise
00:59:51Sarah
00:59:52I can't lose my job
00:59:53Even if I wanted to give you a second chance
00:59:55I can't
00:59:57Why?
00:59:58Because you pissed off the most powerful man in this city
01:00:02Who?
01:00:03Who?
01:00:04You don't know
01:00:06CEO of T6
01:00:08Simon Williams
01:00:10That woman that you slandered?
01:00:12That was his wife
01:00:15You should just be lucky
01:00:17They are not pressing charges
01:00:28I am breaking up with you
01:00:31What?
01:00:32What do you mean, baby?
01:00:33Why?
01:00:33I got fired
01:00:35Wait
01:00:35Wait, I did too
01:00:37And it was for no reason
01:00:39No reason?
01:00:40Of course there's a reason, you dumbass
01:00:43She's married to T6 Group CEO Simon Williams
01:00:47Something you should have told me about
01:00:49Wait, that's impossible
01:00:52Sarah
01:00:53Sarah, wait
01:00:54What are you doing?
01:00:56Really?
01:00:58Fuck you, David
01:00:59You ruined my life
01:01:01I hope you die in a ditch
01:01:03Sarah
01:01:04Sarah
01:01:04Sarah, wait
01:01:12Thank you
01:01:15This looks great
01:01:16What's the occasion?
01:01:17So, remember that Sarah girl
01:01:19Who was giving me a really hard time at the interview?
01:01:21Yes, I recall
01:01:22So, the company, Century Media
01:01:25They actually hired me
01:01:26And then when I asked about Sarah
01:01:28They said she's no longer working there
01:01:30Also, a bunch of other companies have been calling me back to interview me again
01:01:35It's like, bam, suddenly my life is just spiraling uphill
01:01:38So, tonight dinner is on me
01:01:42I'm really happy for you
01:01:43Thank you
01:01:47I have a new job
01:01:49Filed for a green card
01:01:50Life is just so, so good
01:01:54I feel like you're my lucky stop
01:01:59Leslie
01:02:01I think we should take our relationship public
01:02:03What do you mean?
01:02:05Everyone around me knows about us
01:02:06And your family knows about us
01:02:09The thing is
01:02:10We're going to have to have a whole press conference
01:02:13It's this whole family thing
01:02:14Simon
01:02:17So, this is your fake wife
01:02:22So, this is your fake wife
01:02:26Simon
01:02:28Who's this?
01:02:29I'm Mia White
01:02:30His fiancée
01:02:31She's not my fiancée
01:02:33It's just a family thing
01:02:35Listen, I was going to explain everything to you
01:02:37I have no intention of being with her
01:02:39But you have to admit
01:02:40I'm the only one your family or the press would approve
01:02:43We belong in the same world, Simon
01:02:47Not this immigrant trash
01:02:48Watch this
01:02:49You're only using to save your brother's life
01:02:51Immigrant trash?
01:02:53You rude bitch
01:02:57White
01:02:58You told her?
01:03:02No, I have no one
01:03:03Mia, I need you to leave
01:03:04I'm warning you
01:03:07No
01:03:07Don't go anywhere
01:03:10I want to know exactly what's going on
01:03:17Why are you both talking about the press today?
01:03:20What's going on?
01:03:21What are you hiding from me, Simon?
01:03:25You still don't know?
01:03:27Simon Williams
01:03:28The man you have no business marrying
01:03:31Is CEO of T6 Group
01:03:33Multi-billionaire
01:03:35Richest man in the world
01:03:37Generational wealth
01:03:38Should I go on?
01:03:41Is that all true?
01:03:46It's still me
01:03:49Nothing's changed
01:03:50I was going to tell you today
01:03:50Everything has changed
01:03:52You lied to me
01:03:53Leslie, let's just talk about this when we get home, okay?
01:03:57You'll never be part of our world, Leslie
01:04:01You're not one of us
01:04:03What do you bring to the table?
01:04:05Yeah, shut the fuck up
01:04:07I'm going to do it for you
01:04:09Leslie, wait
01:04:10Leslie
01:04:11Leslie, please stop
01:04:12Look what you did
01:04:14Simon
01:04:16Wait
01:04:17Leslie
01:04:24You'll never be part of our world, Leslie
01:04:28You don't really bring anything to the table
01:04:30Hey, Leslie, wait, please
01:04:31Hey, let me explain
01:04:33Explain what, Simon?
01:04:35Explain why you lied to me?
01:04:37Explain that you have a fiancé and you still married me?
01:04:40None of that matters
01:04:41If it doesn't matter, why are you mad?
01:04:43I'm not upset, I'm hurt
01:04:47How could you hurt me like this?
01:04:49You made me fall in love with you just to shatter my dream
01:04:52When you told me to give us a chance
01:04:55I really thought about it
01:04:56I really thought that we could be together
01:04:58Why not?
01:05:00I mean
01:05:04Nothing has changed, Leslie
01:05:05Look at me
01:05:06I love you
01:05:07Then why did you tell me you rented that place?
01:05:09Did you even live there before?
01:05:11Why did you switch out your car?
01:05:13I'll tell you why, Simon
01:05:15Because deep down in your heart
01:05:16You believe what Mia said
01:05:19And we aren't from the same world
01:05:21A girl like me can't date a guy like you
01:05:25Don't follow me
01:05:26Please
01:05:37Oh, Leslie
01:05:38What's happened?
01:05:53God, you really are a loser
01:05:55Here, have some tea
01:05:59It's just a breakup
01:06:00It's not that big a deal
01:06:02And are stupid anyways
01:06:06Yeah
01:06:06You could say that again
01:06:08So what's your next step?
01:06:09I think I'm going to go back to my country
01:06:11I want to go home
01:06:13I'm tired
01:06:14Really?
01:06:15You're going to give up on your American dream?
01:06:19My American dream is dead, Haley
01:06:22That's a crock of bull
01:06:24Listen to me, Leslie
01:06:25Yeah, that Simon guy is kinda hot
01:06:28And yeah, he's really rich
01:06:30But he's not that special
01:06:32At the end of the day
01:06:33He's just a dude with a ball sack between two legs
01:06:35You know how many men there are in this world?
01:06:38Four billion
01:06:40Get over it
01:06:41And don't let anyone stop you from living your dream
01:06:52If you decide to go public with this
01:06:54I will kill myself
01:07:08Hello, and thank you for coming on such short notice
01:07:11I have called this press conference
01:07:13Because I would like the general public
01:07:14And all of the T6 shareholders know two things
01:07:18Number one
01:07:18T6 will not be completed the merger
01:07:21With the white group for the foreseeable future
01:07:24What about your engagement with Mia White?
01:07:28I would like to keep my personal life private
01:07:30And that leads me to the second thing
01:07:32I would like to let the public know
01:07:34I, Simon Williams
01:07:36Am proudly married to a foreign national
01:07:38Now, I understand that T6 has sensitive contracts
01:07:41With the government involving national security
01:07:44The rest is sure
01:07:46She is a normal civilian
01:07:47In fact
01:07:49I think people like her
01:07:51Is what makes America a special place
01:07:53I love her very much
01:07:55And I love her very much
01:07:56Leslie
01:07:57If you're watching
01:07:58This one is for you
01:08:00Mr. Leslie
01:08:01No further questions
01:08:04I need to go see my wife
01:08:09I think people like her
01:08:10Is what makes America a special place
01:08:12I love her very much
01:08:14Leslie
01:08:15If you're watching
01:08:16This one is for you
01:08:17How can you embarrass me like this, Simon?
01:08:26Hello, is this Ice?
01:08:29Great
01:08:30I'd like to report a case for green card fraud
01:08:35In fact
01:08:36I think people like her
01:08:38Is what makes America a special place
01:08:39I love her very much
01:08:42Leslie
01:08:42If you're watching
01:08:43This one is for you
01:08:48I would not be taking any further questions
01:08:50Holy shit
01:08:51Did you hear that, Marie?
01:08:53Yes
01:08:53Bro, you married these Simon Williams
01:08:55And you let him get away?
01:09:07Tell me that Leslie's here
01:09:10Leslie
01:09:11I'm so sorry
01:09:13Deep down inside
01:09:14I think I was afraid to tell you
01:09:16Because
01:09:18I enjoyed the time
01:09:19I got to spend with you
01:09:20As Simon
01:09:21Not
01:09:24Simon Williams
01:09:25CEO of T6
01:09:27It's a normal guy, Simon
01:09:30Who likes to
01:09:31Cook and eat
01:09:32And
01:09:33Who's goofy in selfies
01:09:34And likes to cuddle in bed
01:09:38But I only am that version
01:09:39When I'm with you
01:09:44What are you saying, Simon?
01:09:46That
01:09:46You like to play pretend with me?
01:09:48No
01:09:49Leslie
01:09:49What I'm saying is
01:09:51I can finally be myself
01:09:53When I'm with you
01:09:54I have never loved a woman
01:09:55As much as I've loved you
01:09:59But
01:09:59What about your family?
01:10:01Your grandmother hates me
01:10:03Well, that
01:10:04Took some persuading
01:10:07Maybe a threat
01:10:09But she approves of you
01:10:11And
01:10:12She even
01:10:14Gave something to me
01:10:15To give to you
01:10:21Leslie
01:10:21What I'm asking you is
01:10:24Will you marry me
01:10:26Again?
01:10:27For real this time?
01:10:29If you don't marry him
01:10:31I will
01:10:31Just so you know
01:10:33This is going on TikTok
01:10:34Hell, I'll marry him
01:10:37The answer is yes
01:10:48I didn't think I would be in your wedding
01:10:50Twice
01:10:52If there's a third one
01:10:53You're going to have to start paying me
01:10:56Well, James has finally recovered
01:10:59So
01:11:01He didn't get to be in the first one
01:11:03We wanted to do a second one
01:11:05So that he could be in it
01:11:11You look so beautiful
01:11:14Hi, James
01:11:15Hi, Grandma
01:11:18You are looking better every day
01:11:20All thanks to you
01:11:21Thank you
01:11:23I'd like a few moments
01:11:24Alone with the bride, please
01:11:27Major deja vu moment
01:11:32Well
01:11:34I may never know
01:11:36What Simon sees in you
01:11:37But I've never seen him happier
01:11:40You're a good one
01:11:41So thank you
01:11:42And welcome to the family, Leslie
01:11:49You know
01:11:51I've asked him plenty of times
01:11:53But I can never get a straight answer out of him
01:11:55How did he manage to get you to agree?
01:12:02You know
01:12:04I've asked him plenty of times
01:12:05But I can never get a straight answer out of him
01:12:08How did he manage to get you to agree?
01:12:13He threatened me
01:12:14He told me he couldn't get it up with anyone but you
01:12:18And that if I wanted great-grandchildren
01:12:21He would have to be with you
01:12:22He also said
01:12:24That he promised me five great-grandbabies
01:12:28Five?
01:12:30Mm-hmm
01:12:30I didn't agree to that
01:12:32Well, that was the deal
01:12:33And I know you're going to honor it
01:12:38Okay
01:12:52Amen
01:12:53You may now kiss the bride
01:13:04Amen
01:13:05You may now kiss the bride
01:13:16I love you, wife
01:13:18I love you, husband
01:13:19Give me your bouquet
01:13:21I need it
01:13:22I need to get married next
01:13:24She's still in college
01:13:25Who are you even going to marry?
01:13:27You'll see
01:13:34Hey
01:13:35What are you drinking?
01:13:36Orange juice
01:13:37So are you single?
01:13:40Yes
01:13:40Can I be your girlfriend?
01:13:43Oh
01:13:44I gotta go
01:13:45Oh, I'll come with you
01:13:46No worries at all
01:13:50You know that I received a direct report that your marriage is fake, right?
01:13:54That's green card fraud
01:13:55No, ma'am
01:13:56I guarantee you that we are very much in love
01:13:58That's what they all say
01:13:59How long have you two known each other?
01:14:02Two
01:14:02Two months
01:14:05You expect me to believe that you met, fell in love, and got married all in two months?
01:14:11Well, Romeo and Juliet met, fell in love, and died all in three days
01:14:16So I don't think time is a good measurement of love
01:14:21I've been doing this for 20 years
01:14:23I see right through you
01:14:28All I can say is if you don't go out and get me some concrete evidence
01:14:31Then I'm going to deny your claim
01:14:34Wait, wait
01:14:35What is concrete evidence?
01:14:36Any children produced by the result of your marriage would be considered concrete evidence
01:14:43Need any other hints?
01:14:48Well, looks like we're going to make some babies
01:14:54Sorry, baby
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