00:11Welcome to the Football Improvement Centre.
00:14You are the newest student to take up residence here in our heading facility.
00:19During your stay, you will undergo increasingly challenging rounds of heading re-education.
00:24Each lesson is carefully designed and built by our world-class staff, while maintaining legally required safety protocols.
00:32Stop firing, you stupid things!
00:35Carl, where are you? Do something, will you? We can't have another concussion scandal on our hands!
00:41The road to graduation will not be easy.
00:45Some lessons may even seem impossible. Do not be discouraged if you fail.
00:50Remember, you are here because you have already failed.
00:54There is nowhere to go, but I...
00:56Carl, you fool! You'll burn the whole place down!
01:00Quick, get that student back to their room and lock down the facility!
01:03I don't want anyone escaping while you clean up this mess!
01:07Why not relax in your well-furnished room and read some of the testimony generously provided by past players?
01:14All testimony was provided by players of sound, mind and body. It's not coerced in any way.
01:18Carl, I need you to burn these documents!
01:20The police will be here any minute!
01:22I can't have them finding all of this! I'll be ruined!
01:25Why are you recording this?
01:27No one must ever see this footage!
01:29This concludes your orientation to the Football Improvement Center.
01:33We welcome you and look forward to seeing your improvements.
01:37Remember our motto,
01:39Improvement is mandatory.
01:45Zayロ!
01:46FakeV地
01:46PlayStation
01:47Christmas
01:49Christmas
01:49Are you ready to go?
01:53Too long to see ouranner character behaviour
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