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00:08I can't believe you had a hand in the hijack.
00:10Hold on down, Lauren.
00:13You weren't meant to get hurt, okay?
00:16Besides, you're going to collect more from the insurance than the motor's worth anyway.
00:18What about the BMW?
00:20Is that stolen as well?
00:22You sold me a stolen car!
00:26Not here it comes.
00:27No, I ain't going anywhere, are you?
00:30I'm all right, inside, now.
00:33Please.
00:40Look, I'm sorry, but it's true what your mum says.
00:43We are like, can't we, aren't we?
00:45Yeah, okay, so your dad's dad, Patrick, he's like the closest thing we have to a father, so...
00:52Grandad too?
00:53I know, I'm sorry, look, I didn't want you to find out like this.
00:56We just want you to know that, you know, you have a family.
00:59I've already got my family.
01:01I know, I came here just to find out about Jasmine, you know, I met them.
01:06I know, I just, I wasn't expecting mystery relatives on top of everything else.
01:10Since you're here already, how about we have a drink?
01:14I might find the answers you're looking for.
01:15Well, and by the way, the outfit is on point.
01:20However, I could give you a few style hacks, you know, but you are already a head turner
01:26by my standards.
01:28At least you've got good taste.
01:29Yes, I do.
01:34Yeah, fine, one drink.
01:35Yeah, well, come on, Ben.
01:37No, no, no, not going there, not after just being accused of dealing drugs.
01:40Oh, no, actually, I'm not having that.
01:42Okay.
01:43I don't know if she's getting to see it, she can see it to my face.
01:45Yeah, that's why I had some wine as well.
01:47Come on.
01:47All right.
01:57Have you forgotten that my Uncle Jack is a detective?
02:00I could get you arrested like today.
02:03Well, then you'd have to explain the text on my phone.
02:05You asking me for more cars.
02:09You wouldn't do that to me.
02:10I don't want to, Lauren.
02:12You're my cousin's missus, but I've got a business to run.
02:16And I want you to be my partner.
02:18I bring you more cars, you ask me no questions, and just sell them.
02:22I'm not getting my hands dirty selling stolen cars for you.
02:25Calm down, will you?
02:26I'm the one nicking them.
02:28You've just got to put them on the lot and shift them.
02:31Well, what about the police?
02:33Because they're already asking questions about stolen cars.
02:35They're not going to suspect a tired-looking mum, are they?
02:39And if they do, you flash them the invoices,
02:42and it looks like I've stitched you up.
02:46It is proper money, Lauren.
02:50You know it's my dad's name on the car lot papers, yeah?
02:53So if we get caught, then he is going down with us.
02:56We're not getting caught.
02:57I don't make stupid mistakes.
03:07Peter?
03:09Oh, she's there now.
03:12All right, yeah.
03:13Bye.
03:15I've got a guy.
03:16Is everything okay?
03:17Yeah, we're just meeting this lady about a nursery
03:19that we really need Jimmy to go to.
03:21And how are you going to pay for that?
03:24Look, why don't you give me a proper answer later tonight, yeah?
03:28And I hope this nursery is a good fit for your boy.
03:44Yeah.
03:46No, it's fine.
03:50All right.
03:51Bye, Mum.
03:53You all right?
03:54Is that honey?
03:56It's nothing.
03:59I was just hoping I could talk to her about this trip at the college.
04:02I was thinking maybe she could ask Dad to put a bit towards it,
04:05but she's got to make dinner for Aunt Caroline.
04:08Sweetheart, you know what your mum's like.
04:10Always looking out for everyone.
04:12Look, these should cheer you up.
04:15Stop.
04:16Oh, thanks.
04:17Mad.
04:21Tell you what, why don't we do something together?
04:24The game inquiries that contain a junction.
04:26Yeah?
04:27Wouldn't your shift have just started?
04:29Well, it's only the induction.
04:31I'll be done in a minute.
04:34Unless you're too cool to be seen with me, that is.
04:40Okay.
04:41Well, great.
04:42I'll finish up and then we'll go, yeah?
04:47Yeah.
04:49And a hairdresser too.
04:51Good cheer.
04:52Yeah.
04:52I mean, I've always wanted to be an astronaut,
04:54but I'm still waiting for the call from NASA.
04:57Apparently, being sick of a blow dry doesn't quite cut it.
05:01No.
05:02Okay.
05:03I see what you're doing there.
05:04It's funny.
05:05It's funny.
05:06But you might want to rein it in when you help around me.
05:09Oh, God.
05:10Catch your breath for a little shit.
05:12I mean, if it helps, pretend I didn't notice.
05:15Yeah, okay.
05:15We'll do that.
05:16Okay.
05:20So, Jasmine.
05:24I'd like to go and see her.
05:26I just need to know what really happened.
05:29She hung up on me last time I called.
05:32The article said she claimed self-defense.
05:35What was...
05:36It doesn't claim, innit?
05:38Did Anthony know that she was his daughter when he did that?
05:42To be honest with you,
05:45it's kind of tough for us to talk about Jasmine.
05:53But we could introduce you to Zoe, your mum.
05:57She just lives across the square.
05:59And she might give you more detail.
06:03It's just...
06:04I've been in her shoes.
06:06I gave my boy up.
06:09I'm getting him back one, easy.
06:11And I really think that she'd like to meet you.
06:14Listen, listen.
06:15Thank you so much for this.
06:16And this.
06:18The ambience is lovely,
06:18but the Zoe thing is a bit much.
06:20I'm done.
06:22Yeah.
06:22Yes.
06:23Well, thanks for everything.
06:25It's been...
06:26It's been quite a day.
06:27I mean, in a good way.
06:29You know, but it's a trek home,
06:30and we don't want to push it with the trains.
06:32Can you please take my number?
06:34Mum, please.
06:37Yeah, here.
06:38Look, just be gentle,
06:40because the screen is a bit dodgy.
06:42OK.
06:42Sorry.
06:45Yes.
06:46Yeah.
06:49Bye.
06:56The Zoe thing was a really lovely touch, you know?
06:59It wasn't over the top at all.
07:01It was...
07:01It was perfect.
07:03Oh, well, that's a bit rich.
07:06Just try out, Bill.
07:08And now we've lost him.
07:10Bravo.
07:13There's just one explanation for it.
07:15It's Penny.
07:16Oh.
07:17You don't know that for sure.
07:18Eve, she's been in his ear dripping poison,
07:20and now he's hiding things from his own mum.
07:24So, Keith, don't do anything, OK?
07:26Not now.
07:27I'm not going on her account.
07:28Right.
07:29I'm going to go to the loo,
07:30and when I come back,
07:31we are going, OK?
07:33Well, you already owe me a hundred,
07:35so this is why it's late.
07:36Just pay me.
07:37Just make a little list.
07:37And you go, I owe you,
07:38and I go, I owe you.
07:39But I don't want it to be any bigger than you.
07:40Don't worry about it.
07:41I'm going to do it.
07:42Good evening, Penny.
07:43Good evening, Penny, Gina.
07:44How you are?
07:45Nice, OK?
07:45Looking well.
07:47And spending a lot of time with my son lately, I hear.
07:50Young man, business of his own.
07:52Nice home.
07:54Money coming in.
07:55What's not to like, eh?
08:00How long did you think you could keep this pregnancy a secret for?
08:03Till Vinny started shelling out for your pram, your cot,
08:06your fancy baby clothes for your little investment.
08:09So, Keith, if you're done accusing me of cold-ticking,
08:11I'd like to enjoy my evening.
08:25You should see him with his toys.
08:26He knows where everything is.
08:27Oh, just like this one.
08:28Can you tell when you're stealing biscuits as well?
08:30Because that seems to be his speciality at a minute, doesn't it?
08:33Arlo picks up everything.
08:35The nursery's helped loads.
08:37First week, he kept reaching out for me every minute.
08:39But now, he'll hear a sound game
08:42and he just launches himself in like he owns the place.
08:45Oi, everyone, I'm here.
08:48See, that's what Jimmy needs.
08:50I just keep thinking, as he grows
08:52and he spends more time away from us,
08:54it's his safety, you know?
08:56People just leaving things about and that.
08:59I mean, he can't see us.
09:02He won't be able to see the nursery staff.
09:04What if he gets scared?
09:06He was born blind, yeah?
09:09And this is his normal.
09:11Like Arlo.
09:12I mean, it doesn't mean it's easy,
09:13but Arlo's not walking around thinking I'm afraid.
09:17That's us.
09:18That makes sense, doesn't it?
09:21Did you know you always wanted to go to the specialist space?
09:24Well, we looked at some mainstream nurseries too.
09:26They were lovely.
09:27But we visited this nursery
09:30and as soon as Arlo heard the worker narrating the room softly,
09:34he just toddled towards her voice.
09:36That's when I knew he was going to be OK there.
09:39That is so sweet.
09:41I bet it cost a lot, though.
09:43We got lucky.
09:45DLA, decent wages and a bit of savings, we get by.
09:49My mum helps out too.
09:50But we are counting down until he's in full-time proper school.
09:55Well, then you don't have to pay at all.
09:57Exactly.
09:58And listen, there's no right answer.
10:01Mainstream, specialist.
10:03You do whatever feels right for Jimmy and your family.
10:07That's true.
10:09It's bedtime for this little man.
10:11If you've got any other questions, just give me a shout, all right?
10:14Thank you so much for stopping by so late.
10:21We've got to find a way.
10:26I want to see the state of the gaff.
10:29Don't you?
10:30She's like a one-woman army.
10:32It's sparkling.
10:33It's gleaming and there's fresh flowers everywhere.
10:36Right.
10:37So she's proper moved in there.
10:38No, she's just helping out while Annie's away, all right?
10:42Yeah.
10:43That's her.
10:45Bringing the kids back from the gaming grounds.
10:47She made herself right at home, didn't she?
10:49Yeah.
10:50She's doing any harm, is it?
10:51No, no, I didn't say she is.
10:53Maybe she's just grateful for you and Honey helping her out, no?
10:57Thanks.
10:59But, uh...
11:00Hopefully she don't get so comfy you need a crowbar to shift her later.
11:04You know what I mean?
11:05Anyway, thanks for the pint, Bill.
11:07It's good to have you back, mate.
11:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:09Cheers.
11:10Good to be back.
11:12Oh, it's so much fun.
11:15Especially lovely having the company of you two.
11:17It's all right.
11:18You can take that whenever you want.
11:20Especially if you're paying.
11:21Oh, charming.
11:22One little treat and now I'm your personal bank, am I?
11:24We're angry, Dee.
11:26Only for milkshake games and popcorn.
11:28Ooh, popcorn.
11:29Now there's a thought.
11:31What about sweet, salty, or the work sweet and salty?
11:35If it makes you happy.
11:36Come on, let's go.
11:39But what else could I have done?
11:41Oh, I don't know.
11:42Maybe not go in so strong.
11:44I mean, the man came for a drink and you gave him Walford's edition of This Is Your Life.
11:48Says the one who made Sandra tell him who he were.
11:50Oh, I'm sorry I didn't let his mum lie to him.
11:52Because some of us have got some morals, you know what I mean?
11:55Oh.
11:59But you know what?
12:00Sandra will be all right.
12:01Once she's had a kip and a cup of tea, she'll realise that you weren't trying to, you know,
12:06start any drama by telling him about Zoe.
12:08I hope so.
12:09Because I could do it with that myself.
12:11What a day!
12:13Mate.
12:14I'm brilliant.
12:16Don't say nothing about Josh.
12:17Just act normal.
12:18What?
12:19Do you know what normal is?
12:20Don't do it normal.
12:21There you go.
12:23Look who it is, eh?
12:24Patrick and you and Nandi are on the town.
12:27Yeah.
12:29It's just us doing us living our best life.
12:32Yeah, innit?
12:33Oh.
12:34Refill.
12:35That's parched.
12:37All right, um.
12:39Which one are you going to tell me we're going on?
12:42Nothing's going on.
12:44No, nothing's going on.
12:45It's just, you know, two ladies with two coffees.
12:48One coffee, because, you know, I finished mine.
12:50That was Denise.
12:52Hmm?
12:53Oh.
12:54Forget it.
12:55Listen, the man.
12:57I know when Ollie are carrying something.
12:59You don't know.
12:59Come on, talk to me.
13:04Patrick, we, um...
13:08We met someone today.
13:11Josh.
13:14Anthony's son.
13:22So there I am, like, trying to be civil, and she's basically calling me a chancer.
13:26Vinny's going to have to handle her, because...
13:31Go on, then.
13:32What's on your mind?
13:34No, nothing.
13:38All right.
13:41Let's just say, er, you were offered a little bit of side work.
13:45You know, quick cash, nothing violent, no-one would get hurt.
13:48On a scale of dodgy to doing time, how bad are we talking?
13:52It's definitely bending a few rules.
13:55But I'd be able to get the cash together for Jimmy's nursery.
13:58What's the gig?
13:59Well, I don't even know if I'm going to do it, yeah?
14:01I'm just...
14:01I'm just thinking out loud.
14:04Okay, fine.
14:09Thirsty?
14:11Yeah, water, please.
14:13And, um, yeah.
14:15If it meant putting food on the table, or a roof over my kid's head, I'd do it.
14:36This'll keep you going for about a week.
14:39It's like rocket fuel.
14:40You are a diamond, Vic.
14:44I've been working myself stupid.
14:46But I do have a couple of new streams of income on the horizon.
14:51As long as it's all about Borge, yeah?
14:53Of course.
14:54You know I'm done with that lot.
14:56I've got something lined up.
14:58And if it lands, I can start paying back what I owe.
15:01And then clean slate.
15:03Well, good.
15:05Because I like this version of you better.
15:08I do need to get some sleep, though.
15:10Those bags are bad.
15:12Thank you for that.
15:13And I will, after my meeting.
15:15What, you got a meeting tonight?
15:18Some of the best deals are struck by moonlight.
15:20Sounds like a vampire boxing tournament.
15:23Knock them dead, then.
15:25What a lie.
15:27Why are you so weird?
15:30See you later.
15:31Thanks for the coffee.
15:38Patrick, you all right?
15:41Sorry I made him run off.
15:43I didn't mean to.
15:44What, um, what was the boy like?
15:48Like, um, Anthony at all?
15:54He's a sharp dresser.
15:56He got that from you, obviously.
16:00Well, it must have been hard on him.
16:03True.
16:04It's the last link I had with Anthony, and now he ran off.
16:10In time.
16:13He may come back.
16:17Time, Yolandi.
16:19It's not what it used to be.
16:22Maybe it's for the better.
16:25He has his own life.
16:27Mm-hmm.
16:30Hello?
16:32Sandra?
16:36And they've got all of this sensory stuff, like, uh, toys made from natural materials,
16:40like wood and cloth and all of that, and it's meant to be really good for blind kids.
16:45What's this?
16:46Oh, just another pitch for family support, like when you want something to throw in for the car.
16:50Right, anyway, the doorways and the staircases, they're lined with this texture that Jimmy will enjoy trailing when he's learning
16:56to walk as well.
16:57Okay, well, what's wrong with a regular nursery?
17:00They don't have to staff all the money to give him exactly what he needs.
17:04It's designed specifically for kids like Jimmy, and it's the best one we've found so far.
17:08Yeah, but have you seen the fees?
17:10Yeah.
17:10I mean, no, it's daylight robbery.
17:12I mean, it's just a nursery.
17:14A specialist one.
17:15Still criminal.
17:16Uh, look, from my point of view, buying the car a lot has probably put me in a bit of
17:20a tight spot, so, um, I'll definitely contribute.
17:23I don't know if it'll be every month, but, um, look, I'll do what I can.
17:27Yeah, look, I'm the same.
17:28I'll contribute, yeah.
17:29Things are a bit tight at the minute, what we're penny expecting in all day, so, if I can.
17:35Yeah, and it's not cheap running to, like, all businesses and the home, but, um, yeah, I'll throw in a
17:42few quid.
17:43I mean, have you a little bit of help?
17:45Yeah, and Lauren's made a sale at the car a lot today, and I'm sure there'll be plenty more to
17:49come.
17:49Just going to help, isn't it?
17:51Yeah, thanks.
17:53Oh, we'll try our best.
17:54Here's to, uh, here's to Jimmy.
17:56Actually, no.
17:58Here's to you two.
17:59Like, doing what good parents do.
18:01Tightening your belts, counting the pennies.
18:05That's the job, isn't it?
18:06Just crack on.
18:09Cheers.
18:10Well done.
18:23Oh, you all right, Dad?
18:24Yeah, yeah.
18:27Thanks for taking them out, B.O.
18:28I know you want, but that.
18:29No.
18:30No, this is the least I can do.
18:33You've got to try some of this, Dad.
18:36Sweet and salty.
18:37It's how honey likes it.
18:41Yeah, I'll, uh, I'll try a shum in a bit.
18:44Sorry to disappoint you.
18:53Hey, come in.
18:55Thanks for having us.
18:56Yeah.
18:57Would you think you'd fancy seeing us after all of that?
19:00No, I'm sorry.
19:01Look, I really appreciate you coming so late.
19:04It was just a lot for Josh to take in earlier.
19:07Well, for both of us, really.
19:09And we were chatting on the way home, and, well, we both thought we're never going to sleep
19:14unless, you know, it's been a decade since you last seen her.
19:19Well.
19:19He's curious.
19:20Hey.
19:21Oh.
19:21Hey.
19:22Hi.
19:22Sorry, I did a run out.
19:25I was just...
19:25No need to explain.
19:27We're all just figuring it out, yeah?
19:30Yeah.
19:31Yeah.
19:31I'll make us a tea.
19:33Okay.
19:38Oh.
19:40Uh, um, sorry, I've only got, um, I've only got one teabag left.
19:45Oh, no fuss.
19:46No fuss.
19:46Water will do, you know.
19:48You can't be here for a banquet.
19:49Well, a few cups of tea.
19:50I mean, it's hardly a banquet.
19:52I'm just sure we had some...
19:53Josh, did you finish all those herbal ones?
19:55I mean, usually we've got a lot more in, you know, what's everything going on with your gran and...
19:59Honestly.
19:59Honestly, I'd rather water anyway.
20:01Any caffeine this late?
20:03Just be helpful now, wouldn't I?
20:07Yeah, the windows are all jammed, so it gets a bit tropical in here.
20:10Oh, okay.
20:10Yeah, the landlord, you've just been messing us around, you know.
20:14But soon it's not going to be our problem.
20:17Because we are moving to Southend.
20:20Just to be near my mum.
20:22Yay.
20:23Oh, yeah, he's thrilled about it.
20:25Honestly.
20:26Yeah.
20:26Love stopping my entire life for fresh sea air in a new town where I've got no mates.
20:31So, wait.
20:32You're moving?
20:35Like, properly?
20:37Yeah.
20:42Louis's out for the count.
20:44Jimmy.
20:46Jimmy's testing me.
20:49He's a proper big boy, isn't he?
20:52I can't believe he's already grown past this.
20:54I feel like every time I blink, he's having a growth spurt.
20:57Shame our bank balance ain't doing the same.
21:01Listen, I've just got a phone to my dad and...
21:03Has he changed his mind?
21:04He doesn't want to help us?
21:05Oh, proper rare sunshine of you, ain't you?
21:08No.
21:09No, I told him I'm going to put the word out in the chippy.
21:12And everywhere, really.
21:12But I'm going to...
21:14I'm going to jump back into personal training.
21:16Evening sessions, couple of nights a week.
21:19No.
21:20Where are you going to see the kids?
21:22Or sleep?
21:24Or breathe, Peter?
21:25Don't say that.
21:26I'll do anything for Jimmy and Louis.
21:27And you.
21:29In my family, I'll do whatever it takes.
21:31I've got to.
21:32No.
21:33I want to.
21:36You're the best man I know.
21:38Do you know that?
21:38I do, yeah.
21:39Well, I'll remind you that next time I leave my socks on the floor, though, yeah?
21:46Got to go.
21:47I've got to go.
21:48Oh, come on!
21:49Look, I need to get some nappies for Jimmy, but...
21:51I'll be back.
21:53I'll be back soon, I promise.
21:55OK.
21:56I'll go and check to see if Jimmy's given up yet.
21:59Yeah, you do that.
22:15Hi, Mum.
22:17Vinny.
22:19How's... how's Eve?
22:21Jack Browning told me news I should have gotten from my own son.
22:25And Penny's confirmed it.
22:29I tried to tell you earlier, but you wouldn't let me get a word in.
22:33This baby...
22:35Was it planned?
22:36No.
22:37It wasn't.
22:38But we're stepping up to it.
22:39Oh, Vinny.
22:40How can you be so foolish?
22:41Mum.
22:42Look, do you know, I know what happens when people rush these things.
22:45One bad decision leads to another, and before you know it,
22:47you've got social services at your door, and another kid in the system.
22:51Please stop talking to me like I'm a child.
22:53Vinny, you are my child.
22:55All right?
22:56And I'm only trying to protect you.
22:58No.
22:59You're... you're trying to control me.
23:01You did it with Ash, Jags, everyone, even Avani.
23:05You... you take over everything until no one... no one can breathe.
23:11Just be happy for me, Mum.
23:15Why is that so hard?
23:26And Patrick was over the moon to know you exist.
23:30You should have seen his face.
23:31Yeah.
23:32Yeah.
23:34And, um, about Zoe.
23:36Sorry.
23:37Can we not, it's...
23:38I'm not... I'm not being funny.
23:40I'm sure she's lovely, but...
23:43To be honest, one intense mum is enough.
23:45And I'm not holding brief for her, I promise.
23:49I mean, like I say, I've been in her shoes.
23:51Yeah, you... you said.
23:53But it's Jasmine I'd like to hear about.
23:55I mean, she's my twin, and it's been...
24:01Last time we saw each other, we were eight.
24:06Eight.
24:07So, please, whatever you can tell me to help me know her and...
24:11Understand everything that happened with my dad.
24:19Okay.
24:21Fine, we'll, you know, ask away.
24:24We'll do our best.
24:26Yeah.
24:28Do you know what?
24:29You can have the last teabag.
24:31Oh!
24:31Oh, I win the teabag.
24:33Thanks, Mum.
24:45Here she is.
24:47Never met a tough nut I couldn't crack.
24:50Should bottle it and sell it.
24:51You've got you done congratulating yourself.
24:53Or do you want a mirror to kiss and all?
24:56Welcome, partner.
24:57Partner.
24:59You wish.
25:03Did you forget about a text?
25:05Someone asking for more cars?
25:06Oh, shut up.
25:08Do you know what?
25:09Just...
25:09Just frame the text and stick it on you all.
25:12Whatever.
25:13I have got a husband that would break his own back for me and my boys.
25:18I'm not going to ruin that.
25:19It's just for you and some dodgy deals.
25:21What, Lauren?
25:22You're going to gross me up.
25:23You're going to go run into Uncle Jack.
25:26I do not want to be dragged down with you.
25:29The car's been found.
25:31So, as far as I'm concerned, it's the end of that.
25:35From now on, just stay away from me and my family.
25:38You're going to change your mind.
25:39I wouldn't bet a tenner on that if I were you.
25:41And when you do, you know where to find me.
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