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RENTED A BILLIONAIRE HUSBAND FOR CHRISTMAS#FULLEP
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00:00:00We have to rant, Daddy. Where's my real one?
00:00:02Everyone knows Eva has to be...
00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:13All right, it's about that time.
00:00:14So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:24Yeah, him.
00:00:26Hi!
00:00:27Just play along.
00:00:29Yes!
00:00:30Five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:34Happy New Year!
00:00:57You have a cute scar.
00:00:59It's just my birthmark.
00:01:02If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:06I don't want you to stop.
00:01:08I don't want you to stop.
00:01:13Thanks, everybody.
00:01:17We'll be good.
00:01:17I was so drunk last night.
00:01:41I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:43I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:54Happy New Year.
00:01:55Sam, it's me.
00:01:57Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:59I don't care how, just do it.
00:02:02I will find you.
00:02:07Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:11Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:14I need grandkids.
00:02:16I need you to...
00:02:17Message received, Mom.
00:02:18I need to go now.
00:02:19I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:30Seven years.
00:02:31Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:33And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:43Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:45Boss, it's been years.
00:02:50I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:52Your vest, sir.
00:02:54But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:56She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:57Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:59And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:03:02We can't have her knowing the Harrison Group CEO
00:03:04or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:05Good.
00:03:06Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:11Hi.
00:03:12One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:14And one hot chocolate.
00:03:16I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:19Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say
00:03:22I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:24Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:27It's just for Christmas.
00:03:28But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:31Where's my real one?
00:03:32Uh...
00:03:37I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:41Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:43Daddy!
00:03:50Oh!
00:03:51Whoa!
00:03:52Daddy!
00:03:53Oh!
00:03:54Whoa!
00:04:00Daddy!
00:04:01Oh!
00:04:02I'm sorry.
00:04:03I'm not your dad.
00:04:05No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:08Oh.
00:04:09Mommy, hurry, your Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:12I asked the agency for an average-looking guy. He's gorgeous.
00:04:31Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:34She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:38You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:40So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:43See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right? Hi, my name's Hyper. What's your name?
00:04:48Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:51Max, Aurelius.
00:04:52Eva, I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:58I just need a wife for the holidays. I guess Mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:03So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:10$1,000 an hour?
00:05:12Well, yeah.
00:05:14It's $500 a day.
00:05:16Is that enough?
00:05:17That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:18Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:20That's what I agreed with the agency. You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:25Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:27Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big, happy family.
00:05:32And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:38So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:41Fine.
00:05:42But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:47Okay. Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:06Wow.
00:06:07Clean up nice.
00:06:09It's my wedding day, after all.
00:06:11Pictures.
00:06:18Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:43Okay.
00:06:46Well, I think we got it.
00:06:47Oh, I need some photos of us together, too, to prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:55Yeah, of course.
00:07:06Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:08From my family to you.
00:07:09Bad news, boss.
00:07:19The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:23Wait, she bailed?
00:07:25Then who is...
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:29Whatever.
00:07:31Whatever.
00:07:32It doesn't matter.
00:07:34I've got what I need.
00:07:37Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:39I already found someone.
00:07:40Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:48Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:50Christmas shopping?
00:07:51I should come.
00:07:53Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan, I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:59It'll make it more believable.
00:08:01Fine.
00:08:05Yeah, fine.
00:08:06Okay.
00:08:06You can come.
00:08:15Let's go.
00:08:15Which mall are we going to?
00:08:17Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:19Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:24Oh!
00:08:26What the actual fuck?
00:08:31Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:37Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:43She does kind of look like him.
00:08:48So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:52Jeez.
00:08:53Here, let me get this.
00:08:56I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:57Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:10Okay.
00:09:11Should we use our tongues or...?
00:09:13No, no, definitely not.
00:09:15And absolutely no...
00:09:16Sex?
00:09:17Yes.
00:09:19It's strictly business.
00:09:21Anything physical outside of that does not have any.
00:09:23What?
00:09:26Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:29I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:35Let's go.
00:09:42Here.
00:09:43What are you doing?
00:09:44I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:46Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:55Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5850% off pies?
00:09:59Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:0112 pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:10:03They're the best kind.
00:10:04Hurry up and go.
00:10:05Go.
00:10:05What are you standing here for?
00:10:09Hello there.
00:10:10Hi.
00:10:10You ready?
00:10:10Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:10:12Okay, great.
00:10:13We have a holiday special today.
00:10:15Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:21Oh, great.
00:10:22Yeah, uh, what do you have that's just $15?
00:10:24Well, you get a move on.
00:10:27I just got here.
00:10:29Relax.
00:10:30Yeah, yeah.
00:10:33Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:35Okay, thank you.
00:10:36Hurry up and pay.
00:10:41I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:43You can wait your turn.
00:10:49Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:58Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies, not the pies.
00:11:00You can just set those on top.
00:11:02Hi, guys.
00:11:08I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:13Of course.
00:11:15Thank you so much.
00:11:17Of course.
00:11:17I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:20She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:21Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:23Just to give it away.
00:11:26Merry Christmas.
00:11:26Merry Christmas.
00:11:28Merry Christmas.
00:11:32What?
00:11:33Do you do that often?
00:11:35As often as I can.
00:11:41We should go.
00:11:42We got to pick up paper.
00:11:46Watch out.
00:11:47You done feeling me up?
00:12:09Shut up.
00:12:10Oh, sorry.
00:12:10I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:12Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:17And don't be late.
00:12:32Harrison Group?
00:12:34Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:36Sort of.
00:12:38Not that I'm judging.
00:12:39I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:44Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:47I think that's respectable.
00:12:50Can we pick another company?
00:12:52No.
00:12:53Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:54And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:56My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:57So, it's perfect.
00:13:03Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:07Don't worry.
00:13:07Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:09I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:10Too much.
00:13:13Let's go, Sam.
00:13:35It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:37Hold on.
00:13:38You're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:42It's my daughter's.
00:13:44Your daughter's?
00:13:46Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:49Hey, there they are!
00:14:06Nice to meet you!
00:14:08Oh, Dad.
00:14:10So glad you made it.
00:14:11Oh, we missed you.
00:14:12So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:17He's coming.
00:14:18Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:20Good, good, good.
00:14:22So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:26When's he arriving?
00:14:28Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:32Poor thing.
00:14:33Not surprising.
00:14:34I mean, she's 30.
00:14:36Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:39Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:45This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:49Auntie Pamela?
00:14:50Debbie?
00:14:51My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:54We're only worried about you.
00:14:56All these years without a husband.
00:14:59Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:00You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:04And look what happened.
00:15:05She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:09I'm not alone.
00:15:10Mm-hmm.
00:15:11And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:16He's a manager.
00:15:18Manager?
00:15:20Of what?
00:15:21Trash.
00:15:23Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:27You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:30Actually, he's right here.
00:15:35Oh, wow.
00:15:38Wow.
00:15:39He is really good looking.
00:15:42Ah, must be AI.
00:15:44Mm-hmm.
00:15:44Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:48Fake.
00:15:48That's enough.
00:15:49She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:51Show some respect.
00:15:53Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William,
00:15:58and you turned him down?
00:16:00Well, guess what?
00:16:01William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:04Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:07That's half a million.
00:16:09Half a million.
00:16:11Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:14And speak of the devil.
00:16:19Willie, you made it.
00:16:32There you are.
00:16:33Oh, look at you now, living the dream.
00:16:38Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:40Well, you could be driving around in a car like that
00:16:42had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:45So married, huh?
00:16:47Is it serious?
00:16:50That's what marriage is.
00:16:51It's pretty serious.
00:16:53Wow.
00:16:53You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:57Makes sense, though.
00:16:58You not being a hot, yummy thing anymore.
00:17:01Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:03A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:06Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:10That's right.
00:17:11Just bought this brand-new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:15Women love a man in red.
00:17:18Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:20Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:22Don't touch me.
00:17:23Oh, so entitled.
00:17:26Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:30And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:34I mean, look at that car.
00:17:36Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:39Think of the life I can give you and Piper
00:17:41with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:43Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:47I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:50My mom would never marry.
00:17:57She already has a husband.
00:17:58He's going to kick your butt.
00:18:03Is that so?
00:18:05Well, then, where is he?
00:18:07Because I don't see him.
00:18:09Does anyone see him?
00:18:10Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:18That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:21And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:26Hey.
00:18:27Mommy.
00:18:28Hey.
00:18:28Are you okay?
00:18:29I see your hands.
00:18:31Oh, my God.
00:18:32We're going to take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:34Come on, now.
00:18:35Let's go.
00:18:35What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:39How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:43Let me go.
00:18:45Now, why would I go and do a thing like that
00:18:47when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:50Let me go.
00:18:51Let me go.
00:18:51Touch my wife again,
00:19:06and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:12Max, you came.
00:19:14Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:18Where's Piper?
00:19:19William Hitter.
00:19:21Mom and Dad have to take her inside.
00:19:23Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:26Well, well, well.
00:19:28If it isn't a waste marriage
00:19:29or I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:31That's right.
00:19:33Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:37Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:39It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:41I'm Max.
00:19:42Eva told us all about you.
00:19:44From New York.
00:19:45Polite.
00:19:45Handsome.
00:19:46Just like she said.
00:19:48Wow.
00:19:49He was an A.I.
00:19:51See?
00:19:52He's real.
00:19:53And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:57You son of a bitch.
00:19:58You just ruined my suit.
00:20:00And watch the way that you drive that...
00:20:01That pristine automobile.
00:20:04That car?
00:20:05Oh, my God.
00:20:06That's worth more than a house.
00:20:09That car?
00:20:10It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:15Wait.
00:20:16Are you?
00:20:21Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:24And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:26I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:29You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:30You stole it.
00:20:32That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:34Jesus.
00:20:35How did he get away with it?
00:20:37That's what I want to know.
00:20:39Enough.
00:20:39Please.
00:20:41I trust my daughter.
00:20:44She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:47Max, be honest with me.
00:20:49Where did that car come from?
00:20:52How much did you want for it?
00:20:53I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:57So, you need a breath, man.
00:21:02All right, that's it.
00:21:03I'm calling the cops.
00:21:04Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:06Wait.
00:21:07What?
00:21:08Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:11Oh, well.
00:21:13Too late.
00:21:19Listen, hon.
00:21:21I believe you.
00:21:22But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:26Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:28It's my car, okay?
00:21:29It's not stolen.
00:21:30Yeah?
00:21:31If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:34Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:37Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:41But then you have to get lost.
00:21:42And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:45Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:47Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:50Loser!
00:21:50Say one more word, and I'll give them a real reason to take me in.
00:21:53Jesus.
00:21:56Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:58It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:02Here.
00:22:03Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:12Mr. Harrison?
00:22:15Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Mr. Harrison?
00:22:22Just play alone.
00:22:25Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:26Now get the fuck out of here.
00:22:28Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:30Yes, sir.
00:22:32I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:34Please, accept my serious apologies.
00:22:35Please.
00:22:36Oh, that William.
00:22:48What a jerk, huh?
00:22:50He fooled me.
00:22:51What can I say?
00:22:52Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:56Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:58Oh, come on, Ada.
00:22:59We were just looking out for you.
00:23:02Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:03You know my youngest son is graduating soon.
00:23:07Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:10A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:15We are family, aren't we?
00:23:17Family takes care of each other.
00:23:20If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:25Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:28Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:30Yeah, I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:35My daughter is just far too busy for your best life with my new son-in-law.
00:23:41Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:23:42Welcome to the family.
00:23:47Welcome.
00:23:47Come on in.
00:23:50This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:54You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:58My fault.
00:23:59You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:03Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:14And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:16And how do you...
00:24:17I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:20I have a friend in high places.
00:24:22A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:27Yes.
00:24:28It's the season of giving.
00:24:30He knows people.
00:24:31Has connections.
00:24:32He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:35You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:37And you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:39Oh, my God, just don't blow your cover.
00:24:40Dad, Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:47Oh, honey, we're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:24:54I think they get it, hon.
00:24:59How's Piper?
00:25:00Oh, she's fine.
00:25:01One of you guys just gets settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:25:04And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:10Great.
00:25:10See you in a bit.
00:25:11Joey?
00:25:12What are you doing?
00:25:15Okay.
00:25:17Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:23Relax.
00:25:24It was just a hug.
00:25:26Ugh.
00:25:28We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:31You'll be okay.
00:25:32It's just one week.
00:25:33Kill me now.
00:25:34Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:36What are you doing?
00:25:43That's weird.
00:25:45They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago, and...
00:25:47I don't know.
00:25:48Something just falls off.
00:25:49That's ridiculous.
00:25:50That's ridiculous.
00:25:52I mean, what do you want him to do?
00:25:54Make him promise to prove him?
00:25:56I don't like this.
00:25:57Mmm.
00:25:58Later.
00:26:01Let's go.
00:26:02Here we go.
00:26:07Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:10Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:26:13To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:16Oh.
00:26:17Welcome.
00:26:18Cheers.
00:26:19Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:20Looks great.
00:26:22Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:23I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:28But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:32Ooh.
00:26:33Oh, no.
00:26:33Mom's testing him.
00:26:35She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:36You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite
00:26:40food?
00:26:43Ow.
00:26:44Eva, sweetie.
00:26:46Kicking my foot.
00:26:47Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:48I...
00:26:48Oh, jeez.
00:26:50Come on.
00:26:50What's she doing?
00:26:52It's okay.
00:26:53Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:55I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:05Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:11Did I hear this right?
00:27:12They're the best kind.
00:27:14Well, of course.
00:27:15It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:17See?
00:27:19Are you happy now?
00:27:20That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:23Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:25We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:31But our marriage is real.
00:27:33I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:37Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:40Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:47Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:51I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:54Well, um, it's...
00:27:56Silly face, dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:28:00Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:03Silly face?
00:28:05I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:07Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:09Those blazers.
00:28:10That's nice.
00:28:13You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:16Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:19And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:22I'll drink to that.
00:28:24I agree with you there.
00:28:25So, come on, guys.
00:28:26Let's eat.
00:28:34And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:43I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:46Nice and festive for you.
00:28:48No complications, right?
00:28:50Sorry, honey.
00:28:51Mom, you know what?
00:28:52I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:54Oh, honey, newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:59Oh, I just remembered.
00:29:00The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:02Something about water conservation.
00:29:04That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0715 minutes?
00:29:09Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:10Just shower together.
00:29:13Shower together?
00:29:16Just shower together.
00:29:18Okay, you guys, have a good night, okay?
00:29:24You heard her.
00:29:25Oh, wow.
00:29:34Why are you stripping?
00:29:50Well, I can't take a shower when you're closed on.
00:29:52Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:54You have 15 minutes.
00:29:55Nice try.
00:29:55I am not showering with you.
00:29:58All right, suit yourself.
00:29:59More room for me in there.
00:30:01Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:02Come on, Max.
00:30:20Get out of the way.
00:30:22We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:24You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:26Relax.
00:30:26I won't touch you, unless you say you want me to.
00:30:32But that'll cost extra.
00:30:37In your dreams.
00:30:46Free to join me.
00:30:47You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:10You wish.
00:31:11Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:13Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:14It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:18Oh, yeah?
00:31:19Proof.
00:31:31Holy shit.
00:31:36This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:41I'll say.
00:31:41What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:45Still think you can lose it?
00:31:48Baby.
00:31:49I don't think I want you.
00:31:56Max, I should have.
00:32:00Or maybe we should.
00:32:02God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:04Why does this feel so...
00:32:07...familiar?
00:32:12Oh, my son.
00:32:15Sexy.
00:32:24Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:26What?
00:32:27I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:29It's not you, Max.
00:32:30It's us.
00:32:31It's this.
00:32:31This is all an act.
00:32:32Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:35You're right.
00:32:38I'm sorry.
00:32:39I just don't mean to be sorry.
00:32:41Just...
00:32:41That birthmark.
00:32:55What is that?
00:32:58It's him.
00:32:59The man from New Year's.
00:33:00Is he Piper's father?
00:33:05Why are you acting?
00:33:08Oh, my God.
00:33:10Max is Piper's father.
00:33:13Are you okay?
00:33:14Yeah.
00:33:15I just...
00:33:16I just got lightheaded.
00:33:18I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:20Alone.
00:33:21Of course.
00:33:26We have a daughter together.
00:33:28Oh, my God.
00:33:29What do I do?
00:33:36I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:38You can take the bed.
00:33:40Thanks.
00:33:43Hey.
00:33:44Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:47Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:48I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:50So, if there's something you need,
00:33:52I can help.
00:33:53I want to help.
00:33:55He's Piper's father.
00:33:57He has a right to know.
00:33:59Um, Max,
00:34:01how would you feel
00:34:03if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:08A child?
00:34:10No, no, no.
00:34:11That's impossible.
00:34:13I'm very careful.
00:34:15Mostly.
00:34:16I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:20Family, to me, is a big commitment,
00:34:23and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:34:27Right.
00:34:28He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:31I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:33Why do you ask?
00:34:35No reason.
00:34:36Just...
00:34:36Just curious.
00:34:38No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:42What?
00:34:42No.
00:34:45Well, then,
00:34:45can I ask you a question?
00:34:48Shoot.
00:34:53Where did you get these?
00:34:55And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:57I did not get those.
00:34:59I don't know where those came from.
00:35:01Are you sure you're just not trying to
00:35:03break the contract?
00:35:04Give me that cast.
00:35:08Give me the...
00:35:08Give me the...
00:35:09Give me the...
00:35:10Whoa!
00:35:21Eva,
00:35:22the truth is...
00:35:24is that I...
00:35:26Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:29Just a second.
00:35:31Come in!
00:35:32Hey, hon.
00:35:34Oh!
00:35:35Sorry for interrupting,
00:35:36but Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:39before I tuck her in.
00:35:41Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:42We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:44I can see that.
00:35:46Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:48I mean, if you don't...
00:35:49If you don't mind.
00:35:51Well, that a boy.
00:35:52You know what?
00:35:52Just put a shirt on.
00:35:54I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:55Piper!
00:35:56Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:57Grandpa!
00:36:00He sprang to his sleigh,
00:36:02to his team gave a whistle,
00:36:03and away they all flew,
00:36:05like the down of a thistle.
00:36:07But I heard him exclaim,
00:36:09as he drove out of sight,
00:36:11Merry Christmas to all,
00:36:13and to all,
00:36:15a good night.
00:36:16If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:36:20she'd be over the moon.
00:36:22Good night, Piper.
00:36:27Is her dad still around?
00:36:29Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:36:32because you're her dad.
00:36:34Uh, no.
00:36:34That man has no idea
00:36:37what a treasure
00:36:38he's missing out on.
00:36:43Do you really think so?
00:36:45From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:48Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:49He deserves to know.
00:36:57Max.
00:36:57Max.
00:36:57You're Piper's father.
00:37:09I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:11Where's Piper?
00:37:38She must have snuck off
00:37:39while we were asleep.
00:37:40God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:06Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:09Not on my watch.
00:38:10Yeah, this.
00:38:16I remember this.
00:38:27Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:29How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:32Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:34It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:35Wonderful.
00:38:36Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:40Oh, no.
00:38:42What is that?
00:38:43Sardines and saltines.
00:38:44It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:46It was my Graham Graham's favorite
00:38:48during wartime.
00:38:49Don't be shy.
00:38:50Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:38:53Max, you don't have to.
00:38:54No, no, no.
00:38:54It's okay.
00:38:55It's a Smith family staple.
00:38:59There we go.
00:39:00Good.
00:39:00Good.
00:39:01Good.
00:39:01Good.
00:39:02Good.
00:39:02Good.
00:39:03Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:04You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:05good well you two better get dressed you got to go see aunt miranda can I um
00:39:28can I have some water please that means there's no escaping aunt miranda and her
00:39:32brood this year what's the deal with them every year aunt miranda bullies piper and
00:39:38I says piper's a fatherless brat and I'm hey don't worry I'll protect you and piper
00:39:46better have Sam on standby tonight just in case well looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:02wait that earring wait that earring you like it I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years
00:40:15ago did you lose it seven years ago I don't really remember the details but luckily I was able to find
00:40:23a new parent right it's just a common earring anyone could have it maybe I'm reading too much
00:40:29into it she can't be the woman from seven years ago so Ava and piper still aren't here but Derek said
00:40:40that Ava got married what kind of man could she possibly have landed an aging single mom slim
00:40:48pickings I heard he's in waste management that explains it she's probably too embarrassed to
00:40:55show up oh please Miranda Ava is your niece oh come on grandpa everyone knows Eva had a kid with a
00:41:03random one-night stand her track record speaks for itself exactly not like my Sierra married to a
00:41:10legal advisor for Harrison group oh they're here Merry Christmas everybody Merry Christmas everybody
00:41:24Merry Christmas you must be grandpa Harold I am I'm Eva's husband Max pleasure to meet you welcome
00:41:33you're Eva's husband but you're gorgeous but what is handsome as you look at you two you look like
00:41:43you just stepped out of a movie Merry Christmas grandpa this is from Max and I oh my goodness
00:41:50thank you Eva let me grab that for you daddy oops oh my bad oh a homemade gift how thrifty not all
00:42:01gifts are about the price tag mommy's right you mean old hat you will not lay a hand on my daughter we
00:42:11will lose yours oh I think you broke my wrist look what you just did to my mother my husband is Harrison
00:42:19the group's top legal advisor he could ruin your life
00:42:23are you okay I'm fine I'm just wet huh yeah it's okay it's okay
00:42:40what are you don't you dare disrespect my husband did you just slap me next time it'll be a closed fist
00:42:51you're a fucking psycho you know what Sierra I can take your little insults but leave my family out of
00:42:57this her family she needs me you okay honey do I look okay to you dumbass do something you don't know
00:43:12who you're messing with I've got the full weight of the Harrison group behind me oh wow I'm sure the CEO
00:43:18would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people like you'd have any idea how a
00:43:24CEO thinks let's call him I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side please who do you think
00:43:31you are enough there will be no arguing during Christmas fine dad let it go Nathan they're just
00:43:42jealous for grandpa's sake I'll let you off easy I think you owe Nathan a thank you I think you owe me a
00:43:52thank you for slapping some sense into you do you want me to get the other cheek all right that's
00:43:56enough everyone come inside and sit down
00:44:00is this a joke can you please pass me some food hold it who said you could eat anything else my
00:44:27husband and I paid for this feast my husband and I paid for this feast king crab fresh from Alaska and
00:44:39grass-fed wagyu three times the price 50 times the flavor and you don't get a single bite it's just
00:44:48putty maybe so but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders fine then we won't stay and eat
00:44:56with you come on let's go no no don't you dare leave our family dinner grandpa I'm sorry but if
00:45:04they're treating us like I know dear I just want to have our family together fine we'll let the strays
00:45:11sit and eat with us straight than a bitch what was that I just want to have our family together fine
00:45:22we'll stay it's okay sweetie we'll get something right after like drive-through I hope you enjoy food
00:45:33poisoning that will be a particularly memorable Christmas present no strays you hit my child
00:45:45you're crazy well if you teach her some manners maybe I wouldn't have to don't worry baby
00:45:54husband and I paid for this feast king crab fresh from Alaska and grass-fed wagyu three times the
00:46:04price 50 times the flavor and you don't get a single bite it's just petty maybe so but gourmet food
00:46:13isn't meant for bottom feeders fine then we won't stay and eat with you come on let's go
00:46:20no no don't you dare leave our family dinner grandpa I'm sorry but they're treating us like
00:46:28I know dear I just want to have our family together fine we'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:46:35better a stray than a bitch what was that I just want to have our family together fine we'll stay
00:46:46can I have a little nipple it's okay sweetie we'll get something right after like drive-through
00:46:53I hope you enjoy food poisoning that will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:47:00no strays
00:47:02you hit my child you're fucking crazy well if you teach her some manners maybe I wouldn't have to
00:47:13don't worry baby I'll handle it
00:47:18don't worry baby I'll handle it
00:47:23Piper sweetie are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life
00:47:31okay sweetheart give me two minutes and one phone call
00:47:37as if you have a chef on speed dial actually I do
00:47:41he's such a liar this ought to be hilarious
00:47:45oh it will be
00:47:48Sam
00:47:50yeah send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:47:55I'm already on my way
00:47:56bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:48:02I'm already on my way
00:48:04you hear this guy he wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica
00:48:11now I get why you married him Eva his silly delusions are just adorable
00:48:17Max what are you doing
00:48:19don't worry about it sweetheart Santa's already on his way
00:48:22actually five four three two
00:48:28a helicopter
00:48:33there's no way
00:48:41how did you pull this off
00:48:48Sam is like family
00:48:49I thought I'd introduce you too
00:48:51thanks boss
00:48:52boss
00:48:54Eva's always been genuine with me
00:48:56maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:48:58Eva I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:49:01I'm Maximus Harrison
00:49:04you're the CEO of Harrison Group
00:49:09come on
00:49:13you can stop kidding around
00:49:16if you were the CEO why would you be here pretending to be my husband
00:49:20no I actually am the CEO
00:49:22come on
00:49:23you can stop the charade
00:49:24okay this is just another favor from that bigwig friend isn't it
00:49:27Eva
00:49:27I'm not pretending
00:49:29Mr. Harrison the Antarctic king crab as you requested
00:49:34how is this possible this loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef who are you I told you I told you I'm Eva's husband that chef called him Mr. Harrison wait no hold on
00:50:01you're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group
00:50:05you're worth more than some whole countries
00:50:09some of the small ones
00:50:12I mean you know that
00:50:13you work for me
00:50:15oh god
00:50:16I insulted my own boss
00:50:18I'm finished
00:50:20oh god
00:50:25I insulted my own boss
00:50:27I'm finished
00:50:28didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:50:31pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move
00:50:33worth every penny I'm paying him
00:50:35for tonight
00:50:36your fee stands
00:50:37and with that
00:50:39your career
00:50:40you're fired
00:50:41fired?
00:50:43Sam
00:50:43fired?
00:50:48oh god
00:50:49I can't be fired
00:50:50what?
00:50:53Mr. Harrison please
00:50:54you can have as much crab as you want
00:50:57please
00:50:57Mr. Harrison
00:50:58I'll do anything
00:50:59guys
00:51:00take out the trash
00:51:02and you
00:51:08oh me?
00:51:10Mr. Harrison
00:51:11come on
00:51:12that was a Christmas joke
00:51:14a family tradition
00:51:15yeah well
00:51:16there's a new family tradition
00:51:18Sam
00:51:19will you do me the honors?
00:51:24gladly
00:51:26Merry Christmas
00:51:31Aunt Maria
00:51:32father do something
00:51:36well you kind of deserve that
00:51:39I'm leaving
00:51:40mmm pumpkin
00:51:42my favorite
00:51:43come on sweetie
00:51:51daddy had the scrapped line
00:51:53just for you
00:51:53eat as much as you want
00:51:55thanks daddy
00:51:56I am so sorry
00:52:01I ruined your Christmas
00:52:01I just couldn't take them
00:52:03treating you like that
00:52:04honestly
00:52:04this is the best Christmas
00:52:07I've ever had
00:52:08well if you want
00:52:09we can have many more
00:52:09just like this
00:52:11does he really mean that?
00:52:13or is he just playing the part?
00:52:15I can't tell
00:52:16and that terrifies me
00:52:18Merry Christmas
00:52:24Mrs. Harrison
00:52:25I brought you a gift
00:52:26here's the paternity test
00:52:27between the boss
00:52:28and that little girl
00:52:28oh
00:52:29this is wonderful
00:52:36Sam I have a granddaughter
00:52:39tell me everything
00:52:41Mrs. Eva Smith
00:52:42single mother
00:52:43small town gal
00:52:44didn't finish high school
00:52:46currently works in retail
00:52:47oh Maximus
00:52:49I thought I raised you better
00:52:50a high school dropout
00:52:52in the Harrison family
00:52:55not a chance
00:52:57she is clearly
00:53:01unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:53:04Maximus seems to like her
00:53:05silence
00:53:05get me the address
00:53:07where she works
00:53:08it's Happy Heals
00:53:09on Broadway
00:53:09that's nice
00:53:11we own that one
00:53:13good work
00:53:14but take off
00:53:15that stupid hat
00:53:16thanks
00:53:26so your dad insisted
00:53:28that I try this wine
00:53:29that he's been saving
00:53:30for 20 years
00:53:31sounds like he's happy
00:53:34with his new son-in-law
00:53:35and how about you
00:53:36me
00:53:40yeah
00:53:41are you happy
00:53:43with your new husband
00:53:44Eva
00:53:49that birthmark
00:54:01family to me
00:54:02is a big commitment
00:54:04and I don't want
00:54:05any loose ends
00:54:06you know
00:54:07Maximus
00:54:08there's so much
00:54:09we don't know
00:54:10so much
00:54:10we're not telling
00:54:11each other
00:54:11no feelings
00:54:14no complications
00:54:15that's what we agreed upon
00:54:16yeah I didn't sign a contract
00:54:18Max
00:54:20yeah I guess you're right
00:54:21it's cold
00:54:24maybe I'll go grab
00:54:26some more firewood
00:54:27Max
00:54:29I need to tell you something
00:54:32something important
00:54:36what's gotten into her
00:54:37is she hiding something
00:54:40is this the part
00:54:41where you tell me
00:54:41there's no Santa
00:54:42I haven't been
00:54:44completely honest
00:54:45with you
00:54:46Piper is
00:54:49Piper is
00:54:53Mommy
00:54:54Daddy
00:54:54my hand hurts
00:54:55sweetie
00:54:57oh my gosh
00:54:58it's all swollen
00:54:59must have been
00:55:00when that witch
00:55:00smacked her
00:55:01with the fork earlier
00:55:01listen you stay here
00:55:02with Daddy
00:55:03Mommy's gonna go
00:55:03get a first date
00:55:04kit okay
00:55:04come on Piper
00:55:08okay let me see
00:55:12I promise
00:55:16I won't let anyone
00:55:17hurt you or Mommy
00:55:19again
00:55:19but that's not true
00:55:21you're leaving
00:55:21after Christmas
00:55:22aren't you
00:55:23uh
00:55:25Daddy
00:55:26no
00:55:27well
00:55:28don't you dare
00:55:35disrespect my husband
00:55:36well maybe I don't
00:55:40have to leave
00:55:41well maybe I don't
00:55:44have to leave
00:55:45really
00:55:45please stay
00:55:46Daddy
00:55:47you think you
00:55:51will scar
00:55:52hmm
00:55:54I wouldn't worry
00:55:57about it
00:55:58scars make you
00:55:59look like a badass
00:55:59I have one too
00:56:01Dad
00:56:02I got that
00:56:04when I was about
00:56:05your age
00:56:05some punk came at me
00:56:07with a switchblade
00:56:08really
00:56:09no way
00:56:10no
00:56:11it was actually
00:56:12a cactus
00:56:12but it's still cool
00:56:14I have something
00:56:17like that
00:56:17on the back
00:56:17of my neck
00:56:18Piper
00:56:22how long
00:56:23have you had that
00:56:23my mom said
00:56:24I had that
00:56:25when I was born
00:56:26and how old
00:56:32are you
00:56:32six
00:56:33six
00:56:34that one night
00:56:35stand was about
00:56:36seven years ago
00:56:37okay I found the
00:56:38first aid kit
00:56:39Ivor are you sure
00:56:40we haven't met
00:56:41before
00:56:41what do I even say
00:56:46and how do I
00:56:46explain it to Piper
00:56:47sorry honey
00:56:49this man's your dad
00:56:50and he didn't know
00:56:50you existed
00:56:51until now
00:56:52um
00:56:53yeah
00:56:55can I see your hand
00:56:58sweetie
00:56:58Eva
00:56:59okay look
00:57:05Piper is
00:57:08go on
00:57:15that must be an
00:57:21emergency
00:57:22excuse me
00:57:24sorry
00:57:25I'll take this
00:57:26mommy are you okay
00:57:33yeah
00:57:34mommy's just realizing
00:57:37she's a coward
00:57:38I don't even have
00:57:40the guts to tell
00:57:41the truth
00:57:41why haven't you
00:57:45picked up my calls
00:57:46I'm telling you
00:57:48Max
00:57:48that woman is
00:57:49manipulating you
00:57:50she's a high school
00:57:51dropout
00:57:52doesn't even have
00:57:53a decent job
00:57:54and she's unfit
00:57:55to raise my
00:57:56granddaughter
00:57:57I'm Eva's husband
00:57:58Max
00:57:59that man has
00:58:00no idea
00:58:01what a treasure
00:58:02he's missing out on
00:58:05I'm sorry Max
00:58:09you can't know
00:58:10Piper's your daughter
00:58:10your mother would
00:58:11take her away
00:58:12after Christmas
00:58:13it's over
00:58:14Eva
00:58:17Maximus
00:58:19are you even
00:58:20listening to me
00:58:21no mom
00:58:22mom
00:58:22listen
00:58:22I'm sorry
00:58:23okay
00:58:24Eva's my wife
00:58:25and I've made up
00:58:25my mind
00:58:26I'm not leaving her
00:58:27Eva
00:58:29thank you
00:58:36thank you
00:58:36oh thank you
00:58:41this is for you grandma
00:58:42oh wow
00:58:48that's so cool
00:58:50what did you make it
00:58:51uh Derek
00:58:52this is from
00:58:53Eva
00:58:54oh thank you so much
00:58:56just
00:58:57thanks God
00:58:58glad you're here
00:58:59got it
00:59:01oh
00:59:02wow
00:59:03damn
00:59:03these are nice
00:59:04thanks
00:59:05grandpa
00:59:05language
00:59:07little ears
00:59:08Piper
00:59:13do you want to go see your present
00:59:15it's in the other room
00:59:16by the train set
00:59:16here I'll go with you
00:59:17remember the song
00:59:18that we sang
00:59:19ready ready
00:59:20grandma got run over
00:59:22by a reindeer
00:59:22what we got guys
00:59:23walking home from our house
00:59:25Christmas Eve
00:59:26you never told me
00:59:31have we met before
00:59:35have we met before
00:59:40she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:59:44I don't know what you're getting at
00:59:48Eva
00:59:50I have the same birthmark
00:59:52as Piper
00:59:53I don't know what you're talking about
01:00:02lots of people have birthmarks
01:00:03they're very common
01:00:04I feel so awful
01:00:05but I can't lose my child
01:00:07no matter how I feel about him
01:00:09maybe
01:00:12are you okay
01:00:16will the clogs a bad idea
01:00:20no
01:00:22I'm fine
01:00:23um
01:00:25oh
01:00:27I almost forgot
01:00:28I got you this
01:00:31you got me a gift too
01:00:33tis the season
01:00:34open it
01:00:46gloves
01:00:59did you make these?
01:01:02yeah
01:01:03I know this is a fake marriage
01:01:05but
01:01:06that's Christmas
01:01:07you've already done so much for me
01:01:09I just wanted to do a little something for you
01:01:11how do they feel?
01:01:14warm right?
01:01:16yeah
01:01:17warm
01:01:18soft
01:01:20perfect
01:01:24thank you Eva
01:01:28I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:01:32really?
01:01:34yeah
01:01:36my mom
01:01:36she partied all the time
01:01:38and
01:01:38I got gifts
01:01:40plenty of them
01:01:41but
01:01:41I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:01:44nothing
01:01:46personal
01:01:47well you deserve it
01:01:49you're a good guy
01:01:51and
01:01:53someday you'll
01:01:54find
01:01:55someone special
01:01:56to
01:01:57spend all your Christmases with
01:01:59what if that day's today?
01:02:01today
01:02:01what if I already found someone special
01:02:07right here
01:02:09Max
01:02:34we can't
01:02:36if you want me to stop
01:02:38you better tell me right now
01:02:41come on
01:02:45I don't want you to stop
01:02:47no matter how many years pass
01:02:55I still can't resist him
01:02:56I don't want you
01:03:10I don't want you
01:03:12God you were trying to be fucking insane
01:03:23Piper?
01:03:27Piper?
01:03:28Piper?
01:03:29She can't see him
01:03:36Piper?
01:03:37She can't see him
01:03:40Piper?
01:03:57Eva?
01:03:58Grandma
01:03:59I'm up here
01:04:02Mama, I'm up here!
01:04:16That was way too close.
01:04:18Yeah.
01:04:19We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:04:24Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:04:27Can I still unwrap my present?
01:04:33You still haven't given me mine.
01:04:39Let me give it to you.
01:04:57Let me give it to you.
01:05:19What's up!
01:05:20Hello?
01:05:24Hello, Eva Smith.
01:05:26I'm Max's mother.
01:05:28Name your price.
01:05:29What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:05:32W-what?
01:05:34We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:05:37Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:05:41My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:05:45Piper is my daughter.
01:05:46And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:05:49So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:05:52But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:05:57Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:06:03You okay?
01:06:07Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:06:10So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:06:14What are you talking about?
01:06:16It's over.
01:06:18It's not that hard to understand.
01:06:23Eva, wait!
01:06:28So last night meant nothing to you?
01:06:34Well, Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:06:38So, this is just a goodbye.
01:06:42Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:06:45Look.
01:06:47Last night, I let my guard down.
01:06:51But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:06:54And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:06:57Just tell me what you need.
01:06:58Just tell me what you need.
01:07:00I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:07:04Just say the word.
01:07:06You don't get it.
01:07:11You don't get it.
01:07:13You don't get it.
01:07:21I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:07:23I won't give up on this.
01:07:28Are we here?
01:07:29Yes.
01:07:30As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:07:36Piper, sweetie, wake up. We're home.
01:07:39How could she just walk away?
01:07:42No.
01:07:43No.
01:07:44No.
01:07:45No.
01:07:46No.
01:07:47No.
01:07:48No.
01:07:49No.
01:07:50No.
01:07:51No.
01:07:52No.
01:07:53No.
01:07:54No.
01:07:55No.
01:07:56No.
01:07:57No.
01:07:58No.
01:07:59No.
01:08:00No.
01:08:01No.
01:08:02No.
01:08:03No.
01:08:04No.
01:08:06don't forget you have to meet my mom
01:08:12it's part of the agreement too
01:08:14can I just
01:08:15pay you a little extra and skip it
01:08:17you promised
01:08:19Eva I haven't asked you for much
01:08:21can you do this for me please
01:08:23alright fine
01:08:26when
01:08:27two days
01:08:29I'll come pick you up
01:08:31no need
01:08:32just send me the address and I'm either
01:08:34I know you and mommy
01:08:41thought but
01:08:43she still really likes you
01:08:45so don't give up okay daddy
01:08:47thank you sweetie
01:08:48if there's one thing you should know about your daddy
01:08:51I always fight for the ones I love
01:09:04Eva's meeting my mother today
01:09:15time to finally tell her the truth
01:09:17boss
01:09:18boss
01:09:20lady and gentlemen
01:09:25I am so sorry
01:09:26I need to go in back to my family
01:09:29family
01:09:30boss are you okay
01:09:31never better
01:09:33go get her Max
01:09:36give it your best smile
01:09:41ah there he is
01:09:43Maximus darling
01:09:45I have some prospects for you
01:09:48nice high society girls
01:09:50from the city
01:09:51oh
01:09:54I told you
01:09:57I already found the woman
01:09:58I love
01:09:59Maximus stop this
01:10:07that Eva woman is scamming you son
01:10:10tell me what kind of woman you want
01:10:13and I'll find you another
01:10:14you are heir to the Harrison dynasty
01:10:17no I'm not
01:10:19oh
01:10:21I work in waste management
01:10:23and I'm a secret crime boss
01:10:25I'm Eva's husband
01:10:27and I'm a father
01:10:28what
01:10:31that's her
01:10:46the woman who got my son
01:10:48head over heels
01:10:49hi
01:10:52welcome in
01:10:52can I help you find something
01:10:54I want to try those
01:10:56awesome I'll get them for you right away
01:11:00are you
01:11:03sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:11:05no no no
01:11:09I know what I want
01:11:10size 7
01:11:12oh baby can't even walk
01:11:15but she wants $3,000 heels
01:11:17come on
01:11:18she wants the white shoes
01:11:19ignore her
01:11:25she's just grumpy over the holidays
01:11:27here let me help you
01:11:29come on
01:11:29she
01:11:33seems kind
01:11:36I shouldn't be that impressed
01:11:43she's just doing her job
01:11:45how do they feel
01:11:47well I love the style
01:11:49but it's too small
01:11:50I think I need a size up
01:11:52maybe my feet are still growing
01:11:55right away
01:11:58I'll be right back
01:12:00she's not only kind
01:12:02she's patient
01:12:03was I wrong about her
01:12:05are you gluing the heel
01:12:21back on
01:12:22well who gives a shit
01:12:25she can't walk
01:12:26that's just pure evil
01:12:32oh come on St. Eva
01:12:36she's in a wheelchair
01:12:38who cares
01:12:39it's the last pair
01:12:40I get paid commission
01:12:42I'm not doing that
01:12:49Vanessa
01:12:49see
01:12:51this
01:12:53is your whole problem
01:12:54this
01:12:56is why you'll always be broke
01:12:58I don't care
01:13:00I don't care
01:13:00if she can walk
01:13:01or not
01:13:01I'm not selling her
01:13:03junk
01:13:03she has to deal
01:13:05with people like this
01:13:07people who insult her
01:13:09all day
01:13:09I'm
01:13:11your manager
01:13:12sell the old bitty
01:13:17the shoes
01:13:17or you're fired
01:13:19did I stutter
01:13:26you don't have to fire me
01:13:32I quit
01:13:35I don't work here anymore
01:13:41listen
01:13:43don't buy the shoes
01:13:45they're broken
01:13:46spend your heart and money
01:13:47elsewhere okay
01:13:48you're a good person
01:13:50after all
01:13:51looks like I misjudged you
01:13:54I'm sorry
01:13:55why are you still here
01:13:59Eva
01:13:59get out
01:14:01you're not disabled
01:14:07selling a broken heel
01:14:09to someone you thought
01:14:10was handicapped
01:14:11absolutely
01:14:13shameful
01:14:14who are you
01:14:15I am the chairwoman
01:14:17of the Harrison group
01:14:20and the owner
01:14:21of the store
01:14:21you're Eleanor Harrison
01:14:24mother
01:14:25of the CEO
01:14:26I am
01:14:27and you my dear
01:14:29are fired
01:14:30what did I do
01:14:32you are a good person
01:14:37from now on
01:14:39this store is yours
01:14:40to run
01:14:41are you serious
01:14:46that's right
01:14:49don't be nervous
01:14:50child
01:14:51you are professional
01:14:53responsible
01:14:55far better
01:14:56than that
01:14:56two-bit manager
01:14:57you
01:15:01out
01:15:03I'll leave
01:15:04I'm leaving
01:15:08I
01:15:10I
01:15:11feel like
01:15:12I'm dreaming
01:15:13no
01:15:14don't worry
01:15:16you're getting
01:15:17a promotion
01:15:17you deserve it
01:15:19my dear
01:15:20thank you
01:15:23first assignment
01:15:24I want that row
01:15:26and that row
01:15:28and the entire
01:15:29display case
01:15:30pack it all up
01:15:32and bring it
01:15:33to my house
01:15:33okay
01:15:35yeah
01:15:36once we're home
01:15:39I'll tell her
01:15:40I'm her mother-in-law
01:15:41I can't wait
01:15:42to finally meet
01:15:43my granddaughter
01:15:44she's the mother
01:15:51of a CEO
01:15:52of course
01:15:53she lives like this
01:15:54Mrs. Harrison
01:16:05I'm here
01:16:06with your delivery
01:16:07Max?
01:16:11Eva
01:16:11what are you doing here?
01:16:15I uh
01:16:16there you are
01:16:17Eva
01:16:18wonderful we can
01:16:20finally meet each other
01:16:21properly
01:16:22my new
01:16:23daughter-in-law
01:16:24what are you
01:16:26that means you really
01:16:30are the CEO
01:16:31of Harrison Group
01:16:32well I tried to tell you
01:16:35but
01:16:36stop
01:16:36and you
01:16:38you lied to me
01:16:40at the store
01:16:40you were both
01:16:42just testing me
01:16:43is this some sick
01:16:45game rich people
01:16:45play
01:16:46I'm sorry Eva
01:16:47I thought you might
01:16:48be using my son
01:16:49just after his money
01:16:51but I was wrong
01:16:52Eva please
01:16:53I don't deserve
01:16:54to be treated
01:16:55like this
01:16:55not every working
01:16:56class girl
01:16:57is after your money
01:16:58how could you
01:16:59think that of me?
01:17:01it's not like that
01:17:02dear
01:17:02Eva what are you
01:17:04talking about?
01:17:05mom
01:17:06what did you do?
01:17:08I was just
01:17:08trying to get the two
01:17:09of you back together
01:17:10we're not together
01:17:11and I can't
01:17:13love something
01:17:14that was never real
01:17:15I made a horrible
01:17:20mistake
01:17:21what are you waiting
01:17:23for son
01:17:24go after her
01:17:25Eva
01:17:29let me go
01:17:30I swear
01:17:31it's not what you
01:17:32think
01:17:32but we come from
01:17:33two completely
01:17:33different worlds
01:17:34stop pretending
01:17:35like you care
01:17:35I'm not pretending
01:17:36okay
01:17:37I can't fake
01:17:38what we have
01:17:39and everything
01:17:39I've done for you
01:17:40and Piper
01:17:41this is real
01:17:42touch my wife
01:17:48again
01:17:48and I will
01:17:48snap every finger
01:17:49that you've got
01:17:50Max
01:17:51you came
01:17:52God you weren't
01:17:53driving me
01:17:54fucking insane
01:17:55I'll do whatever
01:17:58it takes to be
01:17:58a good husband
01:17:59a good father
01:18:00just say the word
01:18:02see
01:18:05stop fighting
01:18:08we belong together
01:18:12you're wrong
01:18:14wrong about what?
01:18:17that you care?
01:18:18or we belong together?
01:18:20look I already
01:18:21told you
01:18:21we're from two
01:18:22completely different
01:18:23worlds
01:18:23now I held up
01:18:25my end of the deal
01:18:25and I met your
01:18:26mother
01:18:26like we discussed
01:18:27now I want a fake
01:18:29divorce from my
01:18:29fake husband
01:18:30Eva
01:18:34Eva
01:18:37I'm sorry
01:18:40Maximus
01:18:41walking away
01:18:42is the only choice
01:18:43I have
01:18:43ow
01:18:50are you okay mommy?
01:18:54yeah sweetie
01:18:54I'm fine
01:18:55come here
01:18:56no you're not fine
01:19:06you're sad
01:19:07I'm okay sweetie
01:19:10I miss daddy too
01:19:14I want Max to be
01:19:18my real daddy
01:19:19don't you want to be
01:19:23with him?
01:19:25love bug
01:19:26you're right
01:19:28what am I doing
01:19:30running like a coward?
01:19:31I've always taught
01:19:34you to be brave
01:19:34now it's time
01:19:36for mommy
01:19:37to be brave too
01:19:38I believe in you
01:19:40what are you gonna
01:19:41do mommy?
01:19:43I know exactly
01:19:44what to say to him
01:19:45Maximus deserves
01:19:49to know
01:19:49Piper is his
01:19:51daughter
01:19:51enough sulking
01:19:59go get your wife
01:20:01and my grandbaby
01:20:02back
01:20:02don't you think
01:20:04I want to
01:20:05she doesn't
01:20:06want me
01:20:07I didn't raise
01:20:08you to give up
01:20:09your daughter
01:20:09is still out there
01:20:10you can't
01:20:11abandon her
01:20:12mom you don't
01:20:13get it
01:20:13I made a deal
01:20:15with Eva
01:20:15to play my wife
01:20:16and Piper
01:20:18she was
01:20:18an added bonus
01:20:20what are you
01:20:22talking about?
01:20:23I already ran
01:20:24a DNA test
01:20:25Piper is
01:20:27your daughter
01:20:28what?
01:20:29see for yourself
01:20:30I was right
01:20:37seven years ago
01:20:39New Year's
01:20:40that woman
01:20:41was Eva
01:20:50Eva
01:20:53hey
01:20:55daddy
01:20:57daddy
01:20:59Piper
01:21:00I missed you
01:21:04so much
01:21:04sweetheart
01:21:05you came back
01:21:12I
01:21:15don't forget
01:21:18to be right
01:21:19mommy
01:21:19I
01:21:25I
01:21:25I
01:21:25I
01:21:26I
01:21:27was scared
01:21:28but I don't
01:21:29want to be scared
01:21:30anymore
01:21:30because what we
01:21:32have is real
01:21:33and it's worth
01:21:33fighting for
01:21:34sweetheart
01:21:36I have
01:21:37something to tell
01:21:38you
01:21:38I have something
01:21:40to tell you
01:21:40too
01:21:41Piper is your daughter
01:21:44you knew
01:21:46my sweet
01:21:47granddaughter
01:21:48mama
01:21:49I just found out
01:21:54for sure a few
01:21:55minutes ago
01:21:55but you've known
01:21:56this whole time
01:21:56I was scared
01:21:58okay
01:21:59I didn't know
01:21:59if you were going
01:22:00to take her from me
01:22:01I didn't know
01:22:02how you were feeling
01:22:03how could you not
01:22:05know how I felt
01:22:05I
01:22:17love you
01:22:18Eva
01:22:18I
01:22:21love you too
01:22:21I
01:22:23promise
01:22:23for the rest of my life
01:22:25I'm going to make it up to you
01:22:26as long as we're together
01:22:29it doesn't matter where we are
01:22:31will you marry me Eva
01:22:42for real this time
01:22:45yes
01:22:46yes of course
01:22:48I'll marry you
01:22:49yes
01:22:53looks like you're stuck
01:23:02with me the next Christmas
01:23:03and the Christmas
01:23:04after that
01:23:05and forever
01:23:06I wouldn't have it
01:23:09any other way
01:23:10who's that
01:23:16Eva
01:23:18take me back
01:23:22looks like I have to
01:23:29take out the trash
01:23:30again
01:23:32no
01:23:35not funny
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