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Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas FULL EPISODE
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00:00:00We have to rant, Daddy. Where's my real one?
00:00:02Everyone knows Eva has to be...
00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:13All right, it's about that time.
00:00:14So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:24Yeah, him.
00:00:26Hi!
00:00:27Just play along.
00:00:29Yes!
00:00:30Five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:34Happy New Year!
00:00:57You have a cute scar.
00:00:59It's just my birthmark.
00:01:02If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:06I don't want you to stop.
00:01:08I don't want you to stop.
00:01:09I don't want you to stop.
00:01:13I don't want you to stop.
00:01:15I don't want you to stop.
00:01:17I don't want you to stop.
00:01:17I don't want you to stop.
00:01:19I don't want you to stop.
00:01:19I don't want you to stop.
00:01:20I don't want you to stop.
00:01:21I don't want you to stop.
00:01:22I don't want you to stop.
00:01:22I don't want you to stop.
00:01:23I don't want you to stop.
00:01:24I don't want you to stop.
00:01:24I was so drunk last night
00:01:41I can't remember who I was with
00:01:43I must return this to her
00:01:48so I can see her again
00:01:54Happy New Year
00:01:56Sam, it's me
00:01:56Hey, find me the girl from last night
00:01:59I don't care how, just do it
00:02:01I will find you
00:02:04Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:02:12Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend
00:02:14I need grandkids, I need you to...
00:02:17Message received, Mom
00:02:18I need to go now, I have to inspect the new headquarters
00:02:24Seven years
00:02:31Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:34And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:43Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:45Boss, it's been years
00:02:47I'm ready to go to the inspection now
00:02:52Your vest, sir
00:02:53But first, we found her fake Christmas wife
00:02:56She's waiting in the coffee shop
00:02:57Blonde hair, red top
00:02:59And, sir, make sure you use an alias
00:03:02We can't have her knowing you're the Harrison Group CEO
00:03:04Or she'll jack up the price
00:03:05Good
00:03:06Finally, I can get my mother off my back
00:03:09Hi
00:03:12One iced vanilla latte, please
00:03:14And one hot chocolate
00:03:15I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy
00:03:20Now Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore
00:03:25Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend
00:03:27It's just for Christmas
00:03:29But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:32Where's my real one?
00:03:33I'll tell you when you're older
00:03:41Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:44Daddy!
00:03:53Daddy!
00:03:53No!
00:03:54What?
00:04:01Daddy!
00:04:02No!
00:04:02I'm sorry
00:04:03I'm not your dad
00:04:06No, I know you're my daddy
00:04:07Just as handsome as I thought
00:04:09Oh
00:04:10Mommy, hurry
00:04:11Your fit Christmas husband has arrived
00:04:14I asked the agency for an average-looking guy
00:04:24He's gorgeous
00:04:25Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:34She's waiting in the coffee shop
00:04:36Blonde hair, red top
00:04:37You must be my new Christmas husband
00:04:40So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:43See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:46Hi, my name's Hyper, what's your name?
00:04:48Sam didn't say anything about a kid
00:04:50Max, Aurelius
00:04:52Eva
00:04:53I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
00:04:57I just need a wife for the holidays
00:05:00I guess Mom gets her grandkid, too
00:05:03So, per our agreement
00:05:06The rate is $1,000 per hour
00:05:09And...
00:05:10$1,000 an hour?
00:05:12Well, yeah
00:05:12It's $500 a day
00:05:15Is that enough?
00:05:17That's the most that I can pay you
00:05:18Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:20That's what I agreed with the agency
00:05:22You'll make your thousands over the week
00:05:24Look, my requirements are simple
00:05:26Okay, play my pretend husband
00:05:28Come with me to my hometown
00:05:29And we all pretend to be one big happy family
00:05:31And then my family will get off my back
00:05:34So, Piper can have a good Christmas for once
00:05:36So, she's getting pressure from the folks, too
00:05:41Fine
00:05:42But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too
00:05:45Okay
00:05:47Deal
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:05:59Wow
00:06:07Clean up nice
00:06:08This is my wedding day, after all
00:06:11Pictures
00:06:11Thank you
00:06:15Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love
00:06:23I need some photos of us together, too
00:06:50To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family
00:06:54Yeah
00:06:55Of course
00:06:56Happy holidays, Mom
00:07:07From my family to you
00:07:09Bad news, boss
00:07:19The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute
00:07:23Wait, she bailed?
00:07:25Then who is...
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:31Whatever
00:07:31It doesn't matter
00:07:33I've got what I need
00:07:35Sam, don't worry about it
00:07:38I already found someone
00:07:40Okay, well
00:07:46I think it's time for us to go
00:07:48Christmas shopping waits for no one
00:07:50Christmas shopping?
00:07:52I should come
00:07:52Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan
00:07:57I think I should have some say in the gifts
00:07:59It'll make it more believable
00:08:01Fine
00:08:04Yeah, fine
00:08:05Okay
00:08:06You can come
00:08:07Let's go
00:08:15Which mall are we going to?
00:08:17Um, let's go to that one
00:08:19Oh, let's go to the bank
00:08:20What the actual fuck?
00:08:28Sam
00:08:32Is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:37Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:40She does kind of look like him
00:08:45So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you
00:08:51Here, let me get this
00:08:54I'm gonna love you, Max
00:08:57Also, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:08In front of them
00:09:10Okay
00:09:10Should we use our tongues or
00:09:13No, no, definitely not
00:09:15And absolutely no
00:09:16Sex?
00:09:17Yes
00:09:18Strictly business
00:09:20Anything physical outside of that does not have any
00:09:23What?
00:09:26Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:27I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:31Getting in the way of her having a good Christmas
00:09:33Let's go
00:09:36Here
00:09:42What are you doing?
00:09:44I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:46Well, I'm not your woman
00:09:49And this isn't a real relationship
00:09:51And I don't want your money
00:09:53Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off
00:09:5750% off pies
00:09:59Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:10:0112 pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:10:03They're the best kind
00:10:04Hurry up and go
00:10:05Go, what are you standing here for?
00:10:09Hello there
00:10:10Hi
00:10:10You ready?
00:10:10Yes, yeah, just these things
00:10:12Okay, great
00:10:13We have a holiday special today
00:10:15Spend $500, get 10% off
00:10:18And you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:21Oh, great
00:10:22Yeah, uh
00:10:23What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:24Well, you get a move on
00:10:26I just got here, relax
00:10:29Yeah, yeah
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick
00:10:34Okay, thank you
00:10:36Hurry up and pay
00:10:39I will pay when I'm ready
00:10:43You can wait your turn
00:10:45Thank you
00:10:49Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:51Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies
00:10:59Not the pies
00:10:59We can just set those on top
00:11:02Hi guys
00:11:07I'm gonna hand you all these pies
00:11:11Thank you
00:11:12Thank you
00:11:14Of course
00:11:15Thank you so much
00:11:17Of course, I hope you like pumpkin
00:11:18Thank you
00:11:19She bought all 12 pies
00:11:21Don't worry, I have enough for everybody
00:11:23Just to give it away
00:11:24Yeah
00:11:24Thank you
00:11:26Merry Christmas
00:11:26Merry Christmas
00:11:28What?
00:11:33Do you do that often?
00:11:36As often as I can
00:11:37We should go
00:11:42We gotta pick up paper
00:11:43Sit, watch out
00:11:47You done feeling me up?
00:12:09Shut up
00:12:10Oh, sorry, I was just in character, wifey
00:12:12Yeah, well, stay out of character until Christmas
00:12:15And don't be late
00:12:21Harrison Group
00:12:33Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:36Sort of
00:12:37Not that I'm judging
00:12:39I just need to get my story straight
00:12:41Or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:12:43Why don't we say that you do mid-level management
00:12:46For Harrison Group
00:12:47I think that's respectable
00:12:48Wait, pick another company
00:12:51No
00:12:52Harrison Group is perfect
00:12:54And they'll find it impressive
00:12:55My cousin's husband works for them, too
00:12:57So
00:12:58It's perfect
00:12:59Oh, and, uh
00:13:04Wear something nice for Christmas dinner
00:13:06Don't worry
00:13:07Okay, I clean up nicely
00:13:09I wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:10Too much
00:13:13Let's go, Sam
00:13:34It's time to check out the new HQ set
00:13:37Hold on, you're covered in water
00:13:39And you have a hair on your shoulder
00:13:40And it's not yours
00:13:41It's my daughter's
00:13:43Daughter's
00:13:45Get me a DNA test
00:13:48For that little girl that he's with
00:13:49Hey, there they are
00:14:05Hey, I'm so glad you made it
00:14:07Oh, Dad
00:14:10I'm so glad you made it
00:14:11Oh, I missed you
00:14:12So
00:14:13Where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:17He's coming
00:14:17Please don't tell me Maximus bailed
00:14:20Good, good, good
00:14:21So
00:14:23Heard you got a new hubby, sweetie
00:14:26When's he arriving?
00:14:28Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up
00:14:31To stop people talking
00:14:32Poor thing
00:14:33Not surprising
00:14:34I mean, she's 30
00:14:36Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable
00:14:39Plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps
00:14:43This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas
00:14:48Auntie Pamela
00:14:50Debbie
00:14:51My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern
00:14:54We're only worried about you
00:14:56All these years without a husband
00:14:58Zip it, Pamela
00:15:00You know, you always spoiled her rotten
00:15:03And look what happened
00:15:05She got knocked up out of wedlock
00:15:07Raising a kid all alone
00:15:09I'm not alone
00:15:09Mm-hmm
00:15:11And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:16He's a manager
00:15:18Manager
00:15:19Of what?
00:15:21Trash
00:15:21Probably a cover for criminal activity
00:15:25You don't have to lie to us, Eva
00:15:29Actually
00:15:30He's right here
00:15:34Oh, wow
00:15:36Wow
00:15:38He is really good looking
00:15:41Ah, must be AI
00:15:43Mm-hmm
00:15:44Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills
00:15:47Fake
00:15:48That's enough
00:15:49She's our daughter and your niece
00:15:51Show some respect
00:15:53Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William
00:15:58And you turned him down
00:15:59Well, guess what?
00:16:01William works for the Harrison Group now
00:16:04Makes 500 grand a year
00:16:07That's half a million
00:16:09Half a million
00:16:10Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York
00:16:14And speak of the devil
00:16:17Willie, you made it
00:16:22There you are
00:16:33Oh, look at you now
00:16:36Living the dream
00:16:37Oh, just think, Eva
00:16:39Well, you could be driving around in a car like that
00:16:42Had you not married that criminal waste manager
00:16:45So married, huh?
00:16:47Is it serious?
00:16:50That's what marriage is
00:16:51It's pretty serious
00:16:52Wow
00:16:53You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:57Makes sense, though
00:16:57You not being a hot, young thing anymore
00:17:00Dragging that kid around with no daddy
00:17:03Ugh, a bullet dodged, Willie
00:17:05Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder
00:17:09That's right
00:17:11Just bought this brand-new suit
00:17:13My Christmas bonus
00:17:15Women love a man in red
00:17:17Sexy, like Santa Claus
00:17:20When I sit on my lap
00:17:22Don't touch me
00:17:23Oh, so entitled
00:17:25Williams, a successful man of taste
00:17:28Not waste
00:17:29And yet, for some reason
00:17:31He's willing to overlook your baggage
00:17:34I mean, look at that car
00:17:36I mean, look at that car
00:17:36Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:39Think of the life I can give you and Piper
00:17:41With all my Harrison Group money
00:17:43Ditch your nobody husband
00:17:45And marry me instead
00:17:47I wouldn't marry you
00:17:49If you were the last man on Earth
00:17:50My mom would never marry
00:17:57She already has a husband
00:17:58He's gonna kick your butt
00:17:59Is that so?
00:18:05Well then, where is he?
00:18:07Because I don't see him
00:18:09Does anyone see him?
00:18:12No
00:18:13Just like I thought
00:18:15Telling lies just like Mommy
00:18:17That puts you on the naughty list
00:18:20And let me show you what happens to naughty children
00:18:24Hey
00:18:27Mommy
00:18:27Are you okay?
00:18:30I see your hands
00:18:30Oh my God
00:18:32We're gonna take her in
00:18:33And get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:34Come on, honey
00:18:35Let's go
00:18:35What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:39How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:43Let me go
00:18:44Now, why would I go and do a thing like that
00:18:47When I'm having such a good time?
00:18:50Let me go
00:18:51Touch my wife again
00:19:06And I will snap every finger that you've got
00:19:09Max, you came
00:19:13Don't worry, sweetie
00:19:15Where's Piper?
00:19:19William Hitter
00:19:20Mom and Dad have to take her inside
00:19:23Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of
00:19:26Well, well, well
00:19:27If it isn't a waste marriage
00:19:29Or I've been hearing so much about
00:19:31That's right
00:19:32Now I'm about to take out the trash
00:19:35Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith
00:19:39It's an honor to meet you
00:19:41I'm Max
00:19:41Eva told us all about you
00:19:43From New York
00:19:44Polite, handsome
00:19:46Just like she said
00:19:48Wow
00:19:49He was an AI
00:19:51See?
00:19:52He's real
00:19:53And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be
00:19:56You son of a bitch
00:19:57You just ruined my suit
00:19:59And watch the way that you drive that
00:20:01That pristine automobile
00:20:03That car?
00:20:05Oh, my God
00:20:06That's worth more than a house
00:20:08That car
00:20:10It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it
00:20:13Wait
00:20:15Are you?
00:20:21Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband
00:20:23And that's all he needs to know
00:20:26I'm not here to put on a show for anyone
00:20:28You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:30You stole it
00:20:31That car belongs to the CEO of my company
00:20:34Jesus
00:20:34How did he get away with it?
00:20:37That's what I want to know
00:20:38Enough, please
00:20:40I trust my daughter
00:20:43She would never marry a criminal
00:20:45Max, be honest with me
00:20:49Where did that car come from?
00:20:52How much did you want for it?
00:20:53I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes
00:20:57So
00:20:57You need a breath, man
00:21:00All right, that's it
00:21:03I'm calling the cops
00:21:04Oh, way ahead of you
00:21:06Wait
00:21:06What?
00:21:08Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:11Oh, well
00:21:12Too late
00:21:14Listen, hon
00:21:20I believe you
00:21:22But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:26Mr. Smith
00:21:27Don't worry, it's my car
00:21:28Okay, it's not stolen
00:21:30Huh, yeah
00:21:31If it's yours, then prove it
00:21:33Thank you
00:21:34Cops will be here in 15 minutes
00:21:36Enjoy Christmas behind bars
00:21:38Okay
00:21:38I'll prove that it's mine
00:21:40But then you have to get lost
00:21:42And never show your face around my wife or child again
00:21:45Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:48Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison
00:21:49Loser
00:21:50Say one more word
00:21:51And I'll give him a real reason to take me in
00:21:53Jesus
00:21:56Maybe he is a crime boss
00:21:58It's kind of sexy, though
00:22:00Here
00:22:03Title and proof of ownership
00:22:05Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Mr. Harrison?
00:22:22Just play along
00:22:23Merry Christmas, Willie
00:22:26Now get the fuck out of here
00:22:28Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole
00:22:30Yes, sir
00:22:31I'm so sorry, sir
00:22:33I
00:22:33Please, accept my serious apologies
00:22:35Please
00:22:36Oh, that William
00:22:48What a jerk, huh?
00:22:50He fooled me
00:22:51What can I say?
00:22:52Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays
00:22:56Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:58Oh, come on, Eva
00:22:59We were just looking out for you
00:23:01Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison
00:23:03You know my youngest son is graduating
00:23:06Soon
00:23:06Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:10A job at the Harrison Group even in the mailroom would open doors
00:23:15We are family, aren't we?
00:23:17Family takes care of each other
00:23:19If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else
00:23:24Abigail, come on, talk to her for us
00:23:28Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:31Yeah, I think you need to take care of your own issues first
00:23:34My daughter is just far too busy
00:23:37For your best life, my new son-in-law
00:23:40Come on, guys, let's go in
00:23:42Welcome to the family
00:23:43Welcome
00:23:47Come on
00:23:48This is your fault, Pam
00:23:54You can't tell the difference between A.I. and reality
00:23:57My fault?
00:23:59You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William
00:24:02Hey, how do you know?
00:24:13How do you have that car?
00:24:14And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:16And how do you...
00:24:17I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:20I have a friend in high places
00:24:22A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:27Yes
00:24:27It's the season of giving
00:24:29He knows people
00:24:31He knows people, has connections
00:24:32He's a big deal kind of guy
00:24:34You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:37And you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:39Oh my God, just don't blow your cover
00:24:40Dad!
00:24:43Mom!
00:24:44Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home
00:24:47Oh, honey
00:24:48We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking
00:24:54I think they get it, hon
00:24:56Uh, how's Piper?
00:25:00Oh, she's fine
00:25:01One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her
00:25:04And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree
00:25:09Great
00:25:10See you in a bit, Joey?
00:25:12What are you doing?
00:25:13Okay
00:25:16Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:23Relax, it was just a hug
00:25:25Ugh
00:25:27We just got here and I'm already exhausted
00:25:30You'll be okay
00:25:31It's just one week
00:25:33Kill me now
00:25:34Well, I would, but I need to get paid
00:25:36What are you doing?
00:25:43That's weird
00:25:44They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago
00:25:47And, uh, I don't know, something just falls off
00:25:49That's ridiculous
00:25:51I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:54Make out promise to prove it?
00:25:56I don't like this
00:25:57Take care of your big things
00:25:58Later
00:25:59Let's go
00:26:02Here we go
00:26:07Piper is all tucked in, honey
00:26:10Everything looks amazing
00:26:11And happy holidays
00:26:13To the newest member of our family
00:26:15Max
00:26:15Oh
00:26:16Welcome
00:26:18Cheers
00:26:19Thank you, Ms. Smith
00:26:20Looks great
00:26:21Oh, just call me mom, honey
00:26:23I had no idea what you liked
00:26:25So I just whipped up a little bit of everything
00:26:27But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:31Oh, no
00:26:33Mom's testing him
00:26:34She's trying to see if he's legit
00:26:36You mean to tell me you two are married
00:26:38And you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:43Ow
00:26:44Eva, sweetie
00:26:45Kicking my foot
00:26:47Oh, sorry, mom
00:26:48I...
00:26:48Oh, jeez
00:26:50It's okay
00:26:52Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:55I would like to hear Max say it
00:26:56Twelve pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:27:11They're the best kind
00:27:13Well, of course, it's pumpkin pie
00:27:17See?
00:27:19Are you happy now?
00:27:20That's good, but something still falls off
00:27:22Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:25We had a whirlwind romance
00:27:28And we eloped before we got to know everything about each other
00:27:31But our marriage is real
00:27:33I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows
00:27:37Ah, now those are quality
00:27:40Okay, well, then answer this
00:27:43Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:47Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:51I knew it was a good idea to pick this up
00:27:53Well, um, it's...
00:27:56Silly face, dropped it outside on the sidewalk
00:28:00Luckily, I was there to pick it up for
00:28:02Silly face
00:28:04I am not paying extra for this
00:28:07Consider it a Christmas gift
00:28:09Those blazers
00:28:10That's nice
00:28:12You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:16Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith
00:28:17There is a lot of garbage out there
00:28:19And I'm not just talking about William
00:28:21I'll drink to that
00:28:23I agree with you there
00:28:25So come on, guys, let's eat
00:28:27Come on
00:28:28Thank you
00:28:34And this is where y'all will be staying
00:28:42I have another room set up for Piper
00:28:45Nice and festive for you
00:28:47No complications, right?
00:28:50Sorry, honey
00:28:50Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:52I should stay with Piper tonight
00:28:54Oh, honey
00:28:55Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart
00:28:57Oh, I just remembered
00:29:00The city's turning the water off at 10
00:29:02Something about water conservation
00:29:04That means you have 15 minutes to shower
00:29:0615 minutes?
00:29:09Honey, it's no big deal
00:29:10Just shower together
00:29:11Shower together?
00:29:16Just shower together
00:29:17Okay, you guys, have a good night, okay?
00:29:24You heard her
00:29:25Oh, wow
00:29:47Why are you stripping?
00:29:50Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on
00:29:52Come on, we're wasting time
00:29:54We have 15 minutes
00:29:54Nice try
00:29:55I am not showering with you
00:29:57All right, sleep yourself
00:29:59All room for me in there
00:30:00Not if I meet you there first
00:30:02Come on, Max
00:30:19Get out of the way
00:30:21We agreed, nothing physical
00:30:23You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey
00:30:26Relax
00:30:26I won't touch you
00:30:28Unless you say you want me to
00:30:30But that'll cost extra
00:30:34In your dreams
00:30:44You know, if you keep staring at my ass
00:30:54You're not gonna have me shower while you're left
00:30:56You know, if you keep staring at my ass
00:31:08You're not gonna have me shower while you're left
00:31:10You wish
00:31:11Why is she getting in?
00:31:13Pray you'll fall for me
00:31:14It's you who has to worry about resisting me
00:31:18Oh, yeah?
00:31:19True
00:31:20Holy shit
00:31:33This is going to be harder than I thought
00:31:40I'll say
00:31:41What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:45Still think you can lose this?
00:31:48Baby
00:31:49I don't think I want you
00:31:51Max, I shouldn't
00:31:57Or maybe we should
00:32:01God, he's such a good kisser
00:32:04Why does this feel so
00:32:06Familiar?
00:32:13Oh, we're so sexy
00:32:16Max, we cannot do this
00:32:26What?
00:32:27I didn't mean to cross anything
00:32:29It's not you, Max
00:32:30It's us
00:32:31It's this
00:32:31This is all an act
00:32:32Let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:35You're right
00:32:36I'm sorry
00:32:38I just need to be sorry
00:32:41Just
00:32:41That birthmark
00:32:50What is that?
00:32:58It's him
00:32:59The man from New Year's
00:33:00Is he
00:33:01Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:08Oh my god
00:33:09Max is Piper's father
00:33:12Are you okay?
00:33:14Yeah
00:33:14I just
00:33:16I just got lightheaded
00:33:18I think I just need a few more minutes
00:33:20Alone
00:33:21Of course
00:33:23We have a daughter together
00:33:28Oh my god
00:33:29What do I do?
00:33:36I'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:33:38You can take the bed
00:33:39Thanks
00:33:41Hey
00:33:43Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:47Look, fake marriage aside
00:33:48I'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:50So if there's something you need
00:33:52I can help
00:33:53I wanna help
00:33:54He's Piper's father
00:33:56He has a right to know
00:33:58Um
00:34:00Max
00:34:01How would you feel
00:34:03If you found out
00:34:05You had a kid?
00:34:08A child?
00:34:10No, no, no
00:34:11That's
00:34:12That's impossible
00:34:12I'm
00:34:13Very
00:34:14Careful
00:34:15Mostly
00:34:16I just mean
00:34:19I'm not the type of guy
00:34:20To sleep around
00:34:20Family to me
00:34:21Is a big commitment
00:34:23And
00:34:23I don't want any loose ends
00:34:25You know?
00:34:27Right
00:34:27He wouldn't want a kid
00:34:29Tying him down
00:34:30I shouldn't tell him about Piper
00:34:32Why do you ask?
00:34:35No reason
00:34:36Just
00:34:36Just curious
00:34:38No, I feel like you're
00:34:40Going somewhere with this
00:34:41What?
00:34:43No
00:34:44Well then
00:34:45Can I ask you a question?
00:34:48Shoot
00:34:48Where did you get these?
00:34:55And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:58I did not get those
00:34:59I don't know where those came from
00:35:01Are you sure?
00:35:02You're just not trying to
00:35:03Break the contract
00:35:05Give me that
00:35:07Give me that
00:35:07Give me
00:35:08Give me
00:35:08Give me
00:35:09Give me
00:35:09Give me
00:35:09Woo
00:35:10Eva
00:35:21The truth is
00:35:23Is that I
00:35:25Go, go, go, go
00:35:28Just a second
00:35:30Come in
00:35:31Hey hon
00:35:33Sorry for interrupting
00:35:36But Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:39Before I tuck her in
00:35:40Think you can take this one dad?
00:35:42We're kind of in the middle of something
00:35:44I can see that
00:35:45Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:48I mean, if you don't
00:35:49If you don't mind
00:35:50Well, that a boy
00:35:52You know what
00:35:52Just put a shirt on
00:35:53I'm gonna go get her
00:35:55Piper
00:35:55Here comes grandpa
00:35:57He sprang to his sleigh
00:36:01To his team
00:36:02Gave a whistle
00:36:03And away they all flew
00:36:05Like the down of a thistle
00:36:07But I heard him exclaim
00:36:08As he drove out of sight
00:36:10Merry Christmas to all
00:36:13And to all
00:36:14A good night
00:36:16If Piper knew he was her real dad
00:36:20She'd be over the moon
00:36:21Good night, Piper
00:36:23Is her dad still around?
00:36:29Yeah
00:36:30But he doesn't know it
00:36:31Because you're her dad
00:36:33Uh, no
00:36:34That man has no idea
00:36:37What a treasure
00:36:38He's missing out on
00:36:41Do you really think so?
00:36:44From the bottom of my heart
00:36:47Maybe I should tell him
00:36:49He deserves to know
00:36:50Max
00:36:57You are Piper's father
00:37:03I'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:11Where's Piper?
00:37:36She must have snuck off
00:37:39While we were asleep
00:37:40God, he's such a good kisser
00:37:57Just gonna kiss and run
00:38:07Not on my watch
00:38:10Yeah, this
00:38:15I remember this
00:38:17Good morning, you two love bugs
00:38:29How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:32Good morning, Miss Smith
00:38:34It was, uh, it was great
00:38:35Wonderful
00:38:36Well, it's about to get even better
00:38:38Oh, no
00:38:41What is that?
00:38:42Sardines and saltines
00:38:44It's a Smith family classic
00:38:46It was my Graham Graham's favorite
00:38:48During wartime
00:38:49Don't be shy
00:38:50Go ahead, grab a handful
00:38:51Max, you don't have to
00:38:54No, no
00:38:54It's okay
00:38:55It's a Smith family staple
00:38:58There we go
00:38:59There we go
00:39:00Good?
00:39:18Mmm
00:39:18Good?
00:39:20Scrunches
00:39:21Well, you two better get dressed
00:39:24You gotta go see Aunt Miranda
00:39:25Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:31That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year
00:39:34What's the deal with them?
00:39:36Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I
00:39:38Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm
00:39:41Hey, don't worry
00:39:44I'll protect you and Piper
00:39:46Better have Sam on standby tonight
00:39:50Just in case
00:39:51Well
00:39:52Looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:39:56Wait, that earring
00:40:07Wait
00:40:09That earring
00:40:11You like it?
00:40:13I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago
00:40:15Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:18I don't really remember the details
00:40:20But luckily I was able to find a new pair
00:40:23Right
00:40:25Yeah, it's just a common earring
00:40:26Anyone can have it
00:40:28Maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:40:30She can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:32So Ava and Piper still aren't here
00:40:38But Derek said that Ava got married
00:40:41What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:45An aging single mom
00:40:47Slim pickings
00:40:49I heard
00:40:49He's in waste management
00:40:51That explains it
00:40:53She's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:40:56Oh, please, Miranda
00:40:57Ava is your niece
00:40:59Oh, come on, Grandpa
00:41:01Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand
00:41:05Her track record speaks for itself
00:41:07Exactly
00:41:07Not like my Sierra
00:41:09Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:41:12Oh, they're here
00:41:16Merry Christmas, everybody
00:41:18Merry Christmas, everybody
00:41:24Merry Christmas
00:41:25You must be Grandpa Harold
00:41:28I am
00:41:29I'm Ava's husband, Max
00:41:31Pleasure to meet you
00:41:32Welcome
00:41:33You're Ava's husband
00:41:34But you're gorgeous
00:41:37But what is handsome as you?
00:41:42Look at you two
00:41:42You look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:44Merry Christmas, Grandpa
00:41:46Merry Christmas, Grandpa
00:41:47This is from Max and I
00:41:49Oh, my goodness
00:41:50Thank you, Ava
00:41:51Let me grab that for you, Daddy
00:41:53Oops
00:41:55Oh, my bad
00:41:56Ooh
00:41:56A homemade gift
00:41:58How thrifty
00:42:00Not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:03Mommy's right, you mean all high?
00:42:06You little
00:42:07You will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:10Or you will lose yours
00:42:12Oh
00:42:13I think you broke my wrist
00:42:16Look what you just did to my mother
00:42:18My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:42:21He could ruin your life
00:42:23Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:37I'm fine
00:42:37I'm just wet, honey
00:42:38Yeah
00:42:39It's okay
00:42:39It's okay
00:42:40What are you?
00:42:45Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:47Did you just slap me?
00:42:50Next time it'll be a closed fist
00:42:51You're a fucking psycho
00:42:53You know what, Sierra?
00:42:54I can take your little insults
00:42:55But leave my family out of this
00:42:57Her family
00:43:00She needs me
00:43:02You okay, honey?
00:43:08Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:10Do something
00:43:11You don't know who you're messing with
00:43:13I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me
00:43:16Oh, wow
00:43:17I'm sure the CEO would love to hear
00:43:19That you're using his company's name
00:43:21To bully people
00:43:22Like you'd have any idea
00:43:24How a CEO thinks
00:43:25Let's call him
00:43:26I'm sure he'd be more than happy
00:43:28To be on my side
00:43:29Please
00:43:30Who do you think you are?
00:43:33Enough
00:43:33There will be no arguing
00:43:36During Christmas
00:43:37Fine, Dad
00:43:39Let it go, Nathan
00:43:41They're just jealous
00:43:43For Grandpa's sake
00:43:45I'll let you off easy
00:43:46I think you owe Nathan a thank you
00:43:50I think you owe me a thank you
00:43:52For slapping some sense into you
00:43:54Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:55Alright, that's enough
00:43:56Everyone come inside
00:43:58And sit down
00:44:00Is this a joke?
00:44:22Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:24Hold it
00:44:24Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:27My husband and I
00:44:28Paid for this feast
00:44:29My husband and I
00:44:34Paid for this feast
00:44:35King crab
00:44:37Fresh from Alaska
00:44:39And grass-fed wagyu
00:44:40Three times the price
00:44:42Fifty times the flavor
00:44:44And you don't get a single bite
00:44:47It's just petty
00:44:48Maybe so
00:44:49But gourmet food
00:44:51Isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:44:53Fine
00:44:54Then we won't stay
00:44:56And eat with you
00:44:57Come on, let's go
00:44:58No, no
00:44:59Don't you dare
00:45:01Leave our family dinner
00:45:02Grandpa, I'm sorry
00:45:04But they're treating us like
00:45:05I know, dear
00:45:07I just want to have
00:45:08Our family together
00:45:09Fine
00:45:10We'll let the strays
00:45:11Sit and eat with us
00:45:13Better a stray than a bitch
00:45:14What was that?
00:45:15I just want to have
00:45:19Our family together
00:45:20Fine
00:45:22We'll stay
00:45:23Can I have a little napalm?
00:45:26It's okay, sweetie
00:45:27We'll get something
00:45:28Right after
00:45:29Like drive-thru?
00:45:31I hope you enjoy
00:45:33Food poisoning
00:45:34That will be a
00:45:34Particularly memorable
00:45:36Christmas present
00:45:37No strays
00:45:40Ow
00:45:40Sweetie, are you okay?
00:45:42Yeah, it's fine
00:45:43You hit my child
00:45:45You're fucking crazy
00:45:46Well, if you'd teach her
00:45:47Some manners
00:45:48Maybe I wouldn't have to
00:45:50Don't worry, baby
00:45:54I'll handle it
00:45:56And I paid for this feast
00:45:58King crab
00:46:00Fresh from Alaska
00:46:01And grass-fed wagyu
00:46:03Three times the price
00:46:05Fifty times the flavor
00:46:07And you don't get a single bite
00:46:09It's just petty
00:46:10Maybe so
00:46:12But gourmet food
00:46:13Isn't meant
00:46:14For bottom feeders
00:46:16Fine
00:46:16Then we won't stay
00:46:18And eat with you
00:46:19Come on, let's go
00:46:20No, no
00:46:21Don't you dare
00:46:23Leave our family dinner
00:46:25Grandpa, I'm sorry
00:46:26But they're treating us like
00:46:28I know, dear
00:46:29I just want to have
00:46:30Our family together
00:46:31Fine
00:46:32We'll let the strays
00:46:33Sit and eat with us
00:46:35Better a stray than a bitch
00:46:37What was that?
00:46:41I just want to have
00:46:42Our family together
00:46:43Fine
00:46:45We'll stay
00:46:46Can I have a little nipple?
00:46:49It's okay, sweetie
00:46:50We'll get something
00:46:51Right after
00:46:52Like drive-thru?
00:46:54I hope you enjoy
00:46:55Food poisoning
00:46:56That will be a
00:46:57Particularly memorable
00:46:59Christmas present
00:47:00No strays
00:47:02Ow
00:47:03Sweetie, sweetie
00:47:04Are you okay?
00:47:05It's okay
00:47:06You hit my child
00:47:08You're fucking crazy
00:47:09Well, if you'd teach her
00:47:10Some manners
00:47:11Maybe I wouldn't have to
00:47:13Don't worry, baby
00:47:17I'll handle it
00:47:18Don't worry, baby
00:47:22I'll handle it
00:47:26Piper
00:47:27Sweetie
00:47:28Are you ready to try
00:47:29The best food
00:47:30You've ever had in your life?
00:47:34Okay, sweetheart
00:47:35Give me two minutes
00:47:36And one phone call
00:47:37As if you have a chef
00:47:39On speed dial
00:47:40Actually, I do
00:47:41He's such a liar
00:47:44This ought to be hilarious
00:47:45Oh
00:47:46It will be
00:47:48Sam
00:47:50Yeah, send the troops
00:47:52And bring that king crab
00:47:54From Antarctica
00:47:55I'm already on my way
00:47:56Bring that king crab
00:48:02From Antarctica
00:48:02I'm already on my way
00:48:04You hear this guy?
00:48:07He wants the best king crab
00:48:09In the world
00:48:09From Antarctica
00:48:11Now I get why you married him, Eva
00:48:14His silly delusions
00:48:15Are just adorable
00:48:17Max, what are you doing?
00:48:19Don't worry about it, sweetheart
00:48:20Santa's already on his way
00:48:22Actually
00:48:23Five
00:48:24Four
00:48:26Three
00:48:27Two
00:48:28Four
00:48:29A helicopter?
00:48:40There's no way
00:48:41How did you pull this off?
00:48:48Sam is like family
00:48:49I thought I'd introduce you to
00:48:51Thanks, boss
00:48:52Boss?
00:48:54Eva's always been genuine with me
00:48:56Maybe it's time she knew
00:48:57Who I really am
00:48:58Eva, I think it's time
00:49:00You actually know the truth
00:49:01I'm Maximus Harrison
00:49:04You're the CEO
00:49:07Of Harrison Group?
00:49:09Mm-hmm
00:49:09Come on
00:49:13You can stop kidding around
00:49:16If you were the CEO
00:49:17Why would you be here
00:49:18Pretending to be my husband?
00:49:20No, I actually am the CEO
00:49:22Come on
00:49:23You can stop the charade
00:49:24Okay, this is just another favor
00:49:25From that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:49:27Eva
00:49:27I'm not pretending
00:49:29Mr. Harrison
00:49:32The Antarctic King Crab
00:49:33As you requested
00:49:34How is this possible?
00:49:46This loser brings
00:49:48Antarctic King Crab
00:49:49And has his own
00:49:51Personal chef?
00:49:53Who are you?
00:49:54I told you
00:49:55I'm Eva's husband
00:49:56That chef called him
00:49:58Mr. Harrison
00:49:59Wait
00:50:00No
00:50:00Hold on
00:50:01You're the actual CEO
00:50:04Of the Harrison Group?
00:50:07You're worth more than
00:50:08Some whole countries
00:50:09Some of the small ones
00:50:12I mean, you know that
00:50:13You work for me
00:50:15Oh, God
00:50:16I insulted my own boss
00:50:18I'm finished
00:50:20Oh, God
00:50:25I insulted my own boss
00:50:27I'm finished
00:50:28Didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:50:31Pretending to be CEO
00:50:32Is a hell of a move
00:50:33Worth every penny
00:50:34I'm paying him
00:50:35For tonight
00:50:36Your fee stands
00:50:37And with that
00:50:39Your career
00:50:40You're fired
00:50:41Fired?
00:50:43Sam
00:50:43Fired?
00:50:48Oh, God
00:50:49I can't be fired
00:50:50What?
00:50:53Mr. Harrison, please
00:50:54You can have as much crab
00:50:56As you want
00:50:57Please, Mr. Harrison
00:50:58I'll do anything
00:50:59Guys
00:51:00Take out the trash
00:51:02And you
00:51:08Oh, me?
00:51:10Mr. Harrison
00:51:11Come on
00:51:12That was a Christmas joke
00:51:14A family tradition
00:51:15Yeah, well
00:51:16There's a new family tradition
00:51:18Sam
00:51:19Will you do me the honors?
00:51:26Glad, baby
00:51:27Merry Christmas
00:51:31Father, do something
00:51:36Well, you kind of deserve that
00:51:39I'm leaving
00:51:40Mmm, pumpkin
00:51:42My favorite
00:51:43Come on, sweetie
00:51:51Daddy had this crab
00:51:52Line just for you
00:51:53Eat as much as you want
00:51:55Thanks, Daddy
00:51:56I am so sorry
00:52:01I ruined your Christmas
00:52:01I just couldn't take them
00:52:03Treating you like that
00:52:04Honestly
00:52:04This is the best Christmas
00:52:07I've ever had
00:52:08Well, if you want
00:52:09We can have many more
00:52:09Just like this
00:52:11Does he really mean that?
00:52:13Or is he just playing the part?
00:52:15I can't tell
00:52:16And that terrifies me
00:52:18Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison
00:52:25I brought you a gift
00:52:26I brought you a gift
00:52:26Here's the paternity test
00:52:27Between the boss
00:52:28And that little girl
00:52:28Oh, this is wonderful
00:52:36Sam, I have a granddaughter
00:52:39Tell me everything
00:52:41Miss Eva Smith
00:52:42Single mother
00:52:43Small town gal
00:52:44Didn't finish high school
00:52:46Currently works in retail
00:52:47Oh, Maximus
00:52:49I thought I raised you better
00:52:50A high school dropout
00:52:52In the Harrison family?
00:52:56Not a chance
00:52:57She is clearly unfit
00:53:02To raise my granddaughter
00:53:04Maximus seems to like her
00:53:05Silence
00:53:05Get me the address
00:53:07Where she works
00:53:08It's Happy Heels
00:53:09On Broadway
00:53:09That's nice
00:53:11We own that one
00:53:13Good work
00:53:14But take off that stupid hat
00:53:16Thanks
00:53:25So your dad insisted
00:53:28That I try this wine
00:53:29That he's been saving
00:53:30For 20 years
00:53:31Sounds like he's happy
00:53:34With his new son-in-law
00:53:35And how about you?
00:53:40Me?
00:53:41Yeah
00:53:41Are you happy
00:53:43With your new husband?
00:53:48Eva
00:53:55That birthmark
00:54:01Family to me is a big commitment
00:54:04And I don't want any loose ends
00:54:06You know?
00:54:08Maximus, there's so much we don't know
00:54:10So much we're not telling each other
00:54:11No feelings, no complications
00:54:15That's what we agreed upon
00:54:16Yeah, I didn't sign a contract
00:54:18Max
00:54:20Yeah, I guess you're right
00:54:21It's cold
00:54:24Maybe I'll go grab
00:54:26Some more firewood
00:54:27Max
00:54:29I need to tell you something
00:54:32Something important
00:54:36What's gotten into her?
00:54:39Is she hiding something?
00:54:40Is this the part where you tell me
00:54:41There's no Santa?
00:54:43I haven't been completely honest with you
00:54:45Piper is
00:54:49Piper is
00:54:53Mommy, Daddy
00:54:54My hand hurts
00:54:56Sweetie
00:54:57Oh my gosh
00:54:58It's all swollen
00:54:59Must have been when that witch
00:55:00Smacked her with the fork earlier
00:55:01Listen, you stay here with Daddy
00:55:03Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?
00:55:07Come on, Piper
00:55:08Okay, let me see
00:55:12I promise
00:55:16I won't let anyone
00:55:17Hurt you or Mommy again
00:55:19But that's not true
00:55:21You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:55:24Uh
00:55:25Daddy!
00:55:26No!
00:55:28Well
00:55:28Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:55:36Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:55:41Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:55:45Really?
00:55:46Please stay, Daddy
00:55:47You think you will scar?
00:55:54Hmm
00:55:54I wouldn't worry about it
00:55:58Scars make you look like a badass
00:55:59I have one, too
00:56:01Dad
00:56:02I got that when I was about your age
00:56:05Some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:56:08Really?
00:56:09No way
00:56:10No
00:56:11It was actually a cactus
00:56:12But it's still cool
00:56:14I have something like that on the back of my neck
00:56:18Piper
00:56:22How long have you had that?
00:56:24My mom said I had that when I was born
00:56:26And how old are you?
00:56:33Six
00:56:33Six?
00:56:35That one night stand was about seven years ago
00:56:37Okay, I found the first aid kit
00:56:39Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:56:44What do I even say?
00:56:46And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:56:48Sorry, honey
00:56:49This man's your dad
00:56:50And he didn't know you existed until now
00:56:52Um
00:56:53Yeah
00:56:55Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:56:59Eva
00:56:59Okay, look
00:57:05Piper is
00:57:08Go on
00:57:14That must be an emergency
00:57:22Excuse me
00:57:24Sorry
00:57:25I'll take this
00:57:26Mommy, are you okay?
00:57:34Yeah
00:57:34Mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:57:38I don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:57:41Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:57:47I'm telling you, Max
00:57:48That woman is manipulating you
00:57:50She's a high school dropout
00:57:52Doesn't even have a decent job
00:57:54And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:57:57I'm Eva's husband
00:57:58Max
00:57:59That man has no idea
00:58:01What a treasure
00:58:02He's missing out on
00:58:05I'm sorry, Max
00:58:09You can't know Piper's your daughter
00:58:10Your mother would take her away
00:58:12After Christmas
00:58:13It's over
00:58:14Eva?
00:58:18Maximus?
00:58:19Are you even listening to me?
00:58:21No, Mom, Mom
00:58:22Listen
00:58:22I'm sorry, okay?
00:58:24Eva's my wife
00:58:25And I've made up my mind
00:58:26I'm not leaving her
00:58:27Eva?
00:58:29Thank you
00:58:36Oh, thank you
00:58:41This is for you, Grandma
00:58:42Oh, wow
00:58:48That's so cool
00:58:50What did you make?
00:58:51Derek, this is from Eva
00:58:54Oh, thank you so much
00:58:56Thanks, guys
00:58:58I'm glad you're here
00:58:59Got it
00:59:01Oh
00:59:02Wow
00:59:03Damn, these are nice
00:59:04Thanks
00:59:05Grandpa
00:59:05Language
00:59:06Little ears
00:59:08Piper
00:59:13Do you want to go see your present?
00:59:15It's in the other room
00:59:16By the train set
00:59:17Here, I'll go with you
00:59:17Remember the song that we sang?
00:59:19Ready, ready?
00:59:20Grandma got run over
00:59:22By a reindeer
00:59:22What do we got, guys?
00:59:23Walking home from our house
00:59:25Christmas Eve
00:59:26You never told me
00:59:31Have we met before?
00:59:39Have we met before?
00:59:41She's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:59:44I don't know what you're getting at
00:59:48Eva, I have the same birthmark
00:59:52As Piper
00:59:53I don't know what you're talking about
01:00:02Lots of people have birthmarks
01:00:03They're very common
01:00:04I feel so awful
01:00:05But I can't lose my child
01:00:07No matter how I feel about him
01:00:09Maybe
01:00:12Are you okay?
01:00:18Are the clogs a bad idea?
01:00:21No
01:00:22I'm fine
01:00:23Um
01:00:25Oh, I almost forgot
01:00:28I got you this
01:00:31You got me a gift, too?
01:00:33Tis the season
01:00:34Open it
01:00:39Gloves?
01:01:00Did you make these?
01:01:02Yeah
01:01:03I know this is a fake marriage
01:01:05But
01:01:05That's Christmas
01:01:07You've already done so much for me
01:01:09I just wanted to do a little something for you
01:01:11How did I feel?
01:01:15Warm, right?
01:01:16Yeah
01:01:17Warm
01:01:18Soft
01:01:20Perfect
01:01:24Thank you, Eva
01:01:28I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:01:32Really?
01:01:35Yeah, my mom
01:01:36She partied all the time
01:01:38And
01:01:38I got gifts
01:01:40Plenty of them
01:01:41But
01:01:41I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:01:44Nothing
01:01:46Personal
01:01:47Well, you deserve it
01:01:49You're a good guy
01:01:51And
01:01:53Someday you'll
01:01:54Find
01:01:55Someone special
01:01:56To
01:01:57Spend all your Christmases with
01:01:59What if that day's today?
01:02:02What if I already found someone special
01:02:07Right here
01:02:09Right here
01:02:10Max, we can't
01:02:36If you want me to stop
01:02:38You better tell me right now
01:02:40Come on
01:02:45I don't want you to stop
01:02:47No matter how many years pass
01:02:55I still can't resist him
01:02:56I don't want you to stop
01:03:08I don't want you
01:03:10I don't want you
01:03:12God, you were trying to be fucking insane
01:03:23Piper?
01:03:27Piper?
01:03:27Piper?
01:03:27She can't see us
01:03:40Eva?
01:03:58Eva?
01:04:01Grandma
01:04:02I'm up here
01:04:03That was way too close
01:04:17Yeah
01:04:17We would have gotten on the naughty list
01:04:20Sometimes it's fun to be naughty
01:04:25Can I still unwrap my present?
01:04:33You still haven't given me mine
01:04:34Let me give it to you
01:04:40Just tell me
01:04:43Don't war
01:04:46I'm up here
01:04:48Don't you
01:04:48Definitely
01:04:49ativo
01:04:49But
01:04:54we can't wait
01:04:55everyone
01:04:55Anyone
01:04:58More
01:04:59Jim
01:04:59Maybe
01:04:59I don't want you
01:05:00If we know
01:05:01cellute
01:05:02Her
01:05:02relationships
01:05:02Never
01:05:02It's
01:05:04The
01:05:07One
01:05:08Per
01:05:09Who is calling me this morning?
01:05:24Hello?
01:05:24Hello, Eva Smith.
01:05:26I'm Max's mother.
01:05:28Name your price.
01:05:29What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:05:32What?
01:05:33We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:05:36Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:05:41My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:05:45Piper is my daughter.
01:05:46And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:05:49So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:05:51But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:05:56Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:06:03You okay?
01:06:06Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:06:11So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:06:14What are you talking about?
01:06:16It's over.
01:06:18It's not that hard to understand.
01:06:23Eva, wait.
01:06:24So last night meant nothing to you?
01:06:34Max, it's not real.
01:06:37None of it was real.
01:06:38So, it's just a goodbye.
01:06:42Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:06:44Look, last night, I let my guard down.
01:06:52But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:06:54And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:06:57Just tell me what you need.
01:07:00I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:07:04Just say the word.
01:07:05You don't get it.
01:07:13You don't get it.
01:07:21I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:07:28I won't give up on us.
01:07:29Are we here?
01:07:47Yes.
01:07:48As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:07:54Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:07:56We're home.
01:07:59How can she just walk away?
01:08:10Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:08:13It's part of the agreement, too.
01:08:15Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:08:18You promised.
01:08:20Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:08:22Can you do this for me, please?
01:08:25All right, fine.
01:08:27When?
01:08:27Two days.
01:08:30I'll come pick you up.
01:08:31No need.
01:08:33Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:08:40I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:08:45So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:08:48Thank you, sweetie.
01:08:49If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:08:51I always fight for the ones I love.
01:08:53If you find a true thing, they might turn inside because of the instructions.
01:09:10Step 10 times.
01:09:13Eva is meeting my mother today.
01:09:15Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:09:18Boss?
01:09:20Boss?
01:09:20lady and gentlemen i am so sorry i need to win back my family family boss you okay
01:09:31never better go get her max
01:09:36give it your best smile ah there he is maximus darling i have some prospects for you
01:09:48nice high society girls from the city oh i told you i already found the woman i love
01:09:58maximus stop this that evil woman is scamming you son tell me what kind of woman you want
01:10:13and i'll find you another you are heir to the harrison dynasty no i'm not oh i work in waste
01:10:23management and i'm a secret crime boss i'm eva's husband and i'm a father what
01:10:31oh that's her the woman who got my son head over heels
01:10:49hi welcome in can i help you find something i want to try those
01:10:56awesome i'll get him for you right away are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:11:05no no no i know what i want size seven
01:11:12oh baby can't even walk but she wants three thousand dollar heels come on she wants the white shoes
01:11:19ignore her she's just grumpy over the holidays um here let me help you
01:11:29one
01:11:29she seems kind
01:11:36i shouldn't be that impressed she's just doing her job
01:11:45how do they feel well i love the style but it's too small i think i need a size up
01:11:52maybe my feet are still growing
01:11:55right away i'll be right back she's not only kind she's patient was i wrong about her
01:12:05are you gluing the heel back on well who gives a shit she can't walk
01:12:26that's just pure evil oh come on saint eva she's in a wheelchair who cares it's the last pair
01:12:40i get paid commission
01:12:42i'm not doing that vanessa
01:12:49see this is your whole problem this is why you'll always be broke
01:12:58i don't care if she can walk or not i'm not selling her junk
01:13:03she has to deal with people like this people who insult her all day i'm your manager
01:13:12sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired
01:13:19did i stutter
01:13:26you don't have to fire me
01:13:32i quit
01:13:35i don't work here anymore
01:13:41listen
01:13:43don't buy the shoes
01:13:45they're broken spend your heart and money elsewhere okay
01:13:48you're a good person after all
01:13:51looks like i misjudged you
01:13:54i'm sorry
01:13:55why are you still here eva get out
01:14:01you're not disabled
01:14:07selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped
01:14:11absolutely shameful
01:14:14who are you
01:14:15i am the chairwoman
01:14:17of the harrison group
01:14:20and the owner of the store
01:14:21you're eleanor harrison
01:14:24mother of the ceo i am and you my dear are fired
01:14:29you are a good person from now on this store is yours to run
01:14:41are you serious
01:14:46that's right
01:14:48don't be nervous child
01:14:51you are professional
01:14:53responsible far better than that two-bit manager
01:14:57you are you out
01:15:03i'll leave
01:15:04i'm leaving
01:15:08i i i feel like i'm dreaming
01:15:13No, don't worry. You're getting a promotion. You deserve it, my dear.
01:15:23First assignment, I want that row and that row and the entire display case. Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:15:34Okay.
01:15:35Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law. I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:15:50She's the mother of a CEO. Of course she lives like this.
01:15:54Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:16:10Max?
01:16:11Eva.
01:16:12What are you doing here?
01:16:15I, uh...
01:16:16There you are, Eva. Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly. My new daughter-in-law.
01:16:25What are you talking about?
01:16:29That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:16:34Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:16:36Stop.
01:16:38And you, you lied to me at the store. You were both just testing me? Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:16:46I'm sorry, Eva. I thought you might be using my son just after his money, but I was wrong.
01:16:53Eva, please.
01:16:53I don't deserve to be treated like this. Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:16:59How could you think that of me?
01:17:01It's not like that, dear.
01:17:03Eva, what are you talking about?
01:17:05Mom, what did you do?
01:17:08I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:17:10We're not together.
01:17:12And I can't love something that was never real.
01:17:16I made a horrible mistake.
01:17:22What are you waiting for, son? Go after her!
01:17:28Eva.
01:17:29Let me go!
01:17:30I swear, it's not what you think.
01:17:32We come from two completely different worlds. Stop pretending like you care.
01:17:35I'm not pretending!
01:17:36Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:17:39In everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:17:47Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:17:51Max, you came.
01:17:52God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:17:57I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:18:01Just say the word.
01:18:05See?
01:18:07Stop fighting.
01:18:08We belong together.
01:18:13You're wrong.
01:18:15Wrong about what?
01:18:17That you care?
01:18:18Or we belong together?
01:18:20Look, I already told you.
01:18:22We're from two completely different worlds.
01:18:24Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:18:28Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:18:33Eva.
01:18:34Eva!
01:18:34I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:18:41Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:18:50Ow!
01:18:52Are you okay, Mommy?
01:18:54Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:18:56Come here.
01:19:04No, you're not fine.
01:19:06You're sad.
01:19:07Oh.
01:19:09I'm okay, sweetie.
01:19:12I miss Daddy, too.
01:19:17I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:19:22Don't you want to be with him?
01:19:25Oh, bug.
01:19:26You're right.
01:19:29What am I doing?
01:19:30Running like a coward?
01:19:33I've always taught you to be brave.
01:19:36Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:19:39I believe in you.
01:19:40What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:19:43I know exactly what to say to him.
01:19:48Maximus deserves to know.
01:19:50Piper is his daughter.
01:19:56Enough sulking.
01:19:59Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:20:03Don't you think I want to?
01:20:05She doesn't want me.
01:20:07I didn't raise you to give up.
01:20:09Your daughter is still out there.
01:20:10You can't abandon her.
01:20:12Mom, you don't get it.
01:20:14I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:20:17And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:20:21What are you talking about?
01:20:22I already ran a DNA test.
01:20:26Piper is your daughter.
01:20:28What?
01:20:29See for yourself.
01:20:36I was right.
01:20:38Seven years ago.
01:20:40New Year's, that woman was Eva.
01:20:52Eva!
01:20:53Eva!
01:20:54Hey.
01:20:55Daddy!
01:20:58Daddy!
01:21:00Piper!
01:21:02I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:21:10You came back.
01:21:14I, uh...
01:21:17Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:21:19I, uh, I was scared.
01:21:28But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:21:31Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:21:36Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:21:39I have something to tell you, too.
01:21:43Piper is your daughter.
01:21:44You knew.
01:21:46You knew.
01:21:47My sweet granddaughter.
01:21:49Hey, Mom.
01:21:50Oh.
01:21:53Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:21:55But you've known this whole time?
01:21:57I was scared.
01:21:58Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:22:01I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:22:04How could you not know how I felt?
01:22:05I love you, Eva.
01:22:20I love you, too.
01:22:23I promise.
01:22:24For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:22:26As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:22:41Will you marry me, Eva?
01:22:44For real this time?
01:22:45Yes.
01:22:47Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:22:53Yes.
01:22:53Yes.
01:22:54Hi.
01:22:56Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:23:08I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:23:15Who's that?
01:23:17Eva!
01:23:20Take me back!
01:23:23I'm sorry!
01:23:24I'm sorry!
01:23:24I'm sorry!
01:23:25I'm sorry!
01:23:25I'm sorry!
01:23:26I'm sorry!
01:23:27Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:23:31Again.
01:23:34No?
01:23:35Not funny?
01:23:36Not funny!
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