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00:00:00buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about
00:00:21dig okay I'm just nervous to lose my virginity mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite
00:00:29customer did he hear okay don't think about dick especially not loose dick especially not about
00:00:39loose probably really big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat
00:00:46milk right you're perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry I didn't know
00:00:54you're coming I would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here to see my
00:00:59girl my coffee right right sorry
00:01:16oh my god Mikey don't laugh we're so mean don't help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:32I'm sorry no babe you're listening you look great my bad my bad my bad come here don't worry about that I do it all the time
00:01:47let me remake your coffee
00:01:51right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks
00:02:04oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that she's such a slut
00:02:10as if someone as hot as him would want her yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find someone as cute as Sophie
00:02:18looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee or having sex
00:02:26oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus
00:02:33oh be careful Mikey I think we have a stage five cleaner right here
00:02:47Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what I literally don't
00:02:56even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week gonorrhea last month
00:03:01you should be more careful who you sleep with especially while you're on the medication
00:03:04oh my god what it was just a video oh fuck you all sounds like she already did
00:03:31I'm really really sorry I really don't like your boyfriend he doesn't like my boyfriend what does
00:03:38that mean shit my appointment I gotta go sorry all right we'll have your birth control ready for
00:03:50you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with
00:03:56you in a moment sweetie he a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any
00:04:09more humiliating good morning miss tisdale it's Luke Luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:21don't worry I'm full of the doctor to be gentle as it's yours right my first time miss tisdale is it
00:04:43yes nice to meet you dr. Miller nice to meet me pretty sure we've met a couple times already grind me
00:04:49I mean the coffee shop grind me oh no he remembers me so you are here looking for a prescription for
00:05:00birth control yes that asshole yes I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you
00:05:09want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right I mean I'm sure you don't want to get
00:05:12training with that guy I will use a condom I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all he's not
00:05:20good for you dr. Miller I'm not sure can you grab me a spectrum please yes dr. Miller I'd also recommend
00:05:27you don't do anything that you're not ready to do I'm ready I think I'm ready Mike's my boyfriend and
00:05:33yeah he's kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me so you know what I'm
00:05:37sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there let's get started with the breast exam breast exam
00:05:47breast exam if you're uncomfortable I can always get a different doctor no it's I like it it's fine
00:05:53it's probably easier if you lay back
00:06:00it's okay it's okay stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop my head's cold no they're
00:06:15perfect stop embarrassing yourself there's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:22there are no abnormalities thank you Luke dr. Miller that wasn't so bad Sophie can you put your
00:06:35feet up and stir for me okay yes I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but
00:06:45I'm not performing a pap smear so I need you to relax for me all right you're doing good I wonder if
00:06:57this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:06:59I'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab on your cervix I need you to relax for me
00:07:14so do you like younger women I mean as your students because you work on campus no my family
00:07:26donated to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually so my great-grandfather's honor I
00:07:34donated a few hours of my time at clinic oh duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing
00:07:40last thing I'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs all right
00:07:46relax for me you're doing good his fingers literally inside of me oh my gosh
00:07:53I think I just had an orgasm did he all right he's so noticed oh my god everything looks good
00:08:11no hard memoralities all right we'll be right back is that a freaking wet spot I can never look at that
00:08:29man in the eyes ever again all right so here's your brick
00:08:36should I bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:43she's my patient
00:08:47Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight you are so graphic
00:09:00speaking of sperm I assume your appointment went okay you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:08Luke are you serious you got a finger by the doctor who buys coffee from you the Luke Sophie you're a freak so is he like good with his fingers or
00:09:23shut up everybody shit he's so sexy maybe I should schedule my pap smear
00:09:30don't worry okay tonight's gonna be amazing okay so
00:09:35come on let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:39I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
00:09:45why do I even care
00:09:50yo ready to fork over a grant tonight
00:09:58is that Sophie's boyfriend
00:10:00you're not winning any bet tonight buddy you're dating a nun she's never gonna let you smash I'm calling it
00:10:10dude she's low-key a slut I just can't prove it you will soon
00:10:16you're gonna film her
00:10:20dude you're sick what if she doesn't let you hit
00:10:27a little bit of this and she's gonna go feral
00:10:32yo that 1500 is mine just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:38don't get involved Luke you're just your customer and doctor
00:10:45hey you need to pay
00:10:49fuck my eyes what the fuck
00:10:55where's your fucking friend live before I call the cops
00:10:58keep
00:11:00keep Kaley Avenue apartment 2
00:11:02I need to get to Sophie
00:11:04the lady
00:11:11nervous
00:11:21why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist
00:11:36nervous
00:11:42I'm a little nervous
00:11:44don't be
00:11:45you know my cherries I popped
00:11:48wait
00:11:53what
00:11:54I'm sorry I forgot to start my birth control
00:11:57we're gonna have to wait I'm sorry Mike
00:11:59I can't do this
00:12:01are you kidding me
00:12:04I'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month
00:12:08Mike why would you say something like that
00:12:10I'm going home
00:12:11what
00:12:19bearings
00:12:19it
00:12:20the hell you are
00:12:22not until
00:12:23I
00:12:25did something
00:12:26no
00:12:28no
00:12:29stop
00:12:31stop
00:12:32me
00:12:38Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:45Dr. Miller.
00:12:47Hey, Sophie. Hey.
00:12:49Hey, Steven.
00:12:52Hey, Sophie. Hey.
00:12:54Hey. Hey, can you hear me?
00:12:56Did you take something?
00:12:58What's up, Grandpa? Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:03Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:05Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you.
00:13:07I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:13:09If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:11I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:13What? What's so funny?
00:13:14You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:16Says who?
00:13:17You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:19Yeah.
00:13:21I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:23My family's the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:27That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:30I'm dead.
00:13:31You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:33Wait.
00:13:33Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:35Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no.
00:13:36And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:39No, no, no.
00:13:39Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:41It was just a joke.
00:13:42Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:46Hey.
00:13:48Hey, come here.
00:13:49She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:07Either way, it's not good.
00:14:08You stole me from my date?
00:14:18Who gives you the right, you asshole?
00:14:24I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:27Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:29I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:39What much did you have to drink?
00:14:41I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:46Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:50Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:51Tell me this.
00:14:51Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:14:59I was at the bar.
00:15:01All right?
00:15:01And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:13Wow.
00:15:16I'm an idiot.
00:15:18No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:21First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:29And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:36I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:41Sorry, Soph.
00:15:48So if you want my virginity, Luke...
00:15:50You can have it.
00:16:06Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:08Are you...
00:16:09hard right now?
00:16:12You're drunk.
00:16:20I'm taking you home.
00:16:23What are you doing?
00:16:24You're drunk.
00:16:25I'm taking you home.
00:16:25What?
00:16:26No, I can't go home.
00:16:28My roommate's there.
00:16:29I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:30She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:33We're here.
00:16:41Here?
00:16:41Where is here?
00:16:43My place.
00:16:45You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:49If you're comfortable.
00:16:50I want to.
00:16:52I mean, I'm cool.
00:16:54I'm cool with that.
00:16:55But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:16:59Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:02Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:03You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:28The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:33How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:45It's huge.
00:17:47I don't like tight spaces.
00:17:50Not all tight spaces.
00:17:52Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:17:56Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:17:57You'll feel better afterwards.
00:17:59Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:03Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:09I'm happy.
00:18:10I'm happy.
00:18:10I'm happy.
00:18:11You're everybody who wants to stay longe.
00:18:17I don't think I'm just a good person anymore.
00:18:19I got you for the worries.
00:18:20I don't know.
00:18:21I get to competitive equipment.
00:18:22I don't do it.
00:18:23You're speaking.
00:18:23I'm happy.
00:18:24I'm happy.
00:18:24I don't need you.
00:18:25I
00:18:27don't think I'm happy.
00:18:28I'm happy there.
00:18:28I don't like caffeine.
00:18:29I'm happy.
00:18:30I am happy.
00:18:31I haven't seen anything else.
00:18:32I bet you aboutoration.
00:18:32You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:18:33If you're here, I don't need to be a male.
00:18:34I don't understand anything else.
00:18:36You're saying many times after me.
00:18:37you don't have to look away doc
00:18:44you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:47I just
00:18:50don't want to be disrespectful
00:18:53you know I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time
00:18:57wait you mean you don't rescue all of your
00:19:01college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and
00:19:04draw them a bath in your two million dollar home Dr. Miller
00:19:08no Mrs. Do
00:19:09then why me I'm nothing special
00:19:14you don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:17you're kind to people
00:19:20and you're beautiful
00:19:34who is that
00:19:38this is my crazy ex-girlfriend
00:19:42you have to hide right now all right
00:19:44come on
00:19:47Luke are you home
00:19:51Lukey come out come out stop playing I stole one of your pagers I know you're not on call
00:20:04don't say a word
00:20:09there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me
00:20:12his ex or anyone else
00:20:14are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now what the hell
00:20:20she's a dean's daughter
00:20:23we broke up forever ago but she stalks my patients
00:20:26she gets them kicked out of school
00:20:27then why did you strip down and get into bed
00:20:29what are you doing you didn't answer my calls
00:20:38I'm sleeping
00:20:39why don't I join you
00:20:41I can think of a million things I'd rather do
00:20:48like what baby
00:20:50like the thing that I do with the ice cubes
00:20:53ice cubes what ice cubes
00:20:55like call the cops
00:20:57do you not remember I have restraining order against you
00:20:59your father begged me to not go through with it
00:21:01come on Lukey
00:21:03you know you love screwing me
00:21:06I have someone new in my life
00:21:12someone new who the fuck is she
00:21:17I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:21and if you're still here I'm gonna call the cops
00:21:23and I'm gonna call the dean
00:21:24then I'm gonna let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager
00:21:29do you know how dangerous that is
00:21:30no you can't
00:21:31one
00:21:32two
00:21:35fine fine
00:21:36I'm leaving
00:21:38your loss
00:21:41oh my god Luke
00:21:51holy shit
00:22:06you smell like booze
00:22:09I sobered up I swear
00:22:10what's with the ice cubes
00:22:14I prefer no ice cubes
00:22:19you won't move on from me Lucas
00:22:26you'll come back to me after I
00:22:30take care of that little distraction
00:22:33my virginity
00:22:48yep
00:22:51still intact
00:22:52fuck my life
00:22:56language
00:22:57Jesus
00:22:59what the hell are you doing
00:23:00I'm here to tend to your massive hangover
00:23:04whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:07what would you have me do
00:23:08don't say it
00:23:10don't say it
00:23:11you could join me
00:23:12you could join me
00:23:13Sophie you're 21 years old
00:23:18Luke that is three years past legal
00:23:29there are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me so what's your problem
00:23:33I don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:23:54but
00:23:56but a lot of things Sophie
00:23:58you're my patient for one
00:24:00in an on-campus clinic
00:24:02I'm graduating this year
00:24:05second
00:24:07you're a virgin
00:24:10ouch
00:24:12I'm asking you to change that
00:24:15you're talking to Dr. Miller right now love
00:24:26you're asking Luke to fuck you
00:24:30I don't make love
00:24:34I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards alright sweetheart
00:24:38I'm not that guy
00:24:40well maybe I don't need you to call me Luke
00:24:47I'm a big girl I can handle myself
00:24:49unless you're just not interested
00:24:53I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex according to you
00:25:00someone's jealous
00:25:03Sophie there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee
00:25:10because it's cheap
00:25:19because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform when you bend over and make me my cup of coffee
00:25:29you see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:34so do it
00:25:37I'm ready I promise
00:25:39ready
00:25:49what's that
00:25:51as your doctor
00:25:52I know you haven't started your birth control
00:25:54sorry
00:25:59are you kidding me
00:26:03can I uh
00:26:10can I get a
00:26:11you're killing me
00:26:13so the Dr. Miller
00:26:14takes you to his fancy ass house
00:26:16you see his dick
00:26:17and you're still
00:26:18a virgin
00:26:19yeah
00:26:20I threw every proposition in the book at him
00:26:23and he just didn't want this
00:26:25can you wait
00:26:29oh my god
00:26:30Sophie
00:26:31no 36 year old man
00:26:33I looked as a shirt by the way
00:26:34is passing up a hot
00:26:36virgin co-ed
00:26:37like you
00:26:38he respects you dummy
00:26:39or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble
00:26:42I mean he's clearly experienced
00:26:44sophisticated
00:26:44sexy
00:26:45all the things I'm not
00:26:46you have a brand new
00:26:48shiny
00:26:49tight
00:26:50pussy
00:26:50a Cadillac pussy
00:26:52and Luke's gonna be back for a test drive
00:26:54watch
00:26:55hi is the Cadillac pussy a new drink
00:27:00no
00:27:00can you just order
00:27:01I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern
00:27:19but a janitor
00:27:20makes a lot more sense
00:27:23Luke's psycho ex followed me
00:27:26what do you want
00:27:30I think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:34I didn't get to introduce myself
00:27:38when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:40Luke is not your boyfriend Gina
00:27:43he made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:45oh so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller
00:27:48knowing that I am pregnant with his child
00:27:52can you believe it
00:27:54Sophie's evil
00:27:56first Mike now someone's boyfriend
00:27:59a slut
00:28:00pregnant with Luke's
00:28:02did you really think that a man that accomplished
00:28:06attractive and rich
00:28:08would settle for some broke loser barista
00:28:11Sophie you idiot
00:28:14of course he was never yours
00:28:15Sophie
00:28:19you can have him
00:28:21you didn't have to hurt my baby
00:28:23I didn't do this
00:28:24I swear I would never
00:28:25what's going on
00:28:27your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman
00:28:29no I didn't
00:28:30I've never spoken to this woman before today
00:28:32hey
00:28:33that's the dean's daughter
00:28:34Sophie
00:28:36I'm calling the police
00:28:38you know I would never do this
00:28:40please
00:28:40she's just assaulted a pregnant woman
00:28:42we need a medic too
00:28:44I'm a doctor
00:28:45I'm a doctor
00:28:51I'm a doctor
00:28:51um no no no no no I'm I'm fine
00:29:14I'll just be going
00:29:16we can't let you leave without a medical clearance
00:29:21never seen him look so angry
00:29:24yeah it'll be no trouble at all
00:29:26your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant
00:29:32it was for a friend
00:29:35you liar I saw you drinking from it
00:29:37let me go
00:29:39I don't want to press charges
00:29:41just a moment
00:29:43oh my god
00:29:55you're crazy
00:29:56you're actually crazy
00:29:58Luke
00:29:59please
00:29:59I can explain
00:30:00she's not right for you
00:30:02breaking into my house
00:30:05stealing my pager
00:30:06that's normal for you Gina
00:30:08I get it
00:30:08but I draw the line
00:30:10when you try to hurt somebody
00:30:11that I care about
00:30:11officer
00:30:16I want her involuntarily committed
00:30:19she's a danger to herself
00:30:21and people around her
00:30:22I'll sign the warrant myself
00:30:24stop
00:30:25Luke
00:30:26this isn't
00:30:27you
00:30:28you are just being taken advantage of
00:30:30she's nothing
00:30:32a cheap
00:30:33broke
00:30:34campus whore
00:30:35you're better than this Luke
00:30:37officer
00:30:39take her away
00:30:40let's go
00:30:44you bitch
00:30:46you don't deserve him
00:30:48let's go
00:30:48I knew she was psycho
00:30:52you couldn't even hurt a flight
00:30:54even if someone paid you to
00:30:55thanks Ev
00:30:57Sophie
00:30:57I'm sorry
00:30:58I should never have taken her word over yours
00:31:00take the day
00:31:02someone's waiting for their new test drive
00:31:12Cadillac Pissy
00:31:14you came just to save me?
00:31:25of course they did
00:31:27I knew that
00:31:35when she stopped blowing my phone up
00:31:36that she was going to come after you
00:31:38so
00:31:38I didn't stand to see you get hurt
00:31:40because of me
00:31:41I don't know if I'd buy that Luke
00:31:46Sophie
00:31:47I don't know if I'd buy that Luke
00:31:49Sophie I rushed out of surgery for you
00:31:51I know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:31:54I don't think she's as crazy as you think
00:31:56I mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:31:59what do you mean?
00:32:02I mean you
00:32:03reject all of my advances
00:32:06and then suddenly I'm so important
00:32:08you leave a patient for me
00:32:09what do you see in me?
00:32:12or am I just
00:32:13entertainment to you?
00:32:16entertainment?
00:32:17Sophie
00:32:17if you were just entertaining me
00:32:19I wouldn't get involved in your life
00:32:20you're just
00:32:22young
00:32:24I should leave you the hell alone
00:32:29unless you find somebody more suitable
00:32:31just because you're this big
00:32:32hot shot doctor at UPN
00:32:34doesn't mean you know
00:32:35what's good for me
00:32:36or what I want
00:32:36what do you want?
00:32:48you
00:32:48take me seriously
00:32:52get in the car
00:32:55what?
00:32:57to where?
00:32:59spend Thanksgiving with me and my family
00:33:01what?
00:33:02unless you have something else
00:33:03planned for the break
00:33:04I thought you said we were here to meet your family
00:33:32not go to a gala
00:33:33we're doing both
00:33:34my mother
00:33:36she hosts our clinic's charity gala
00:33:37at your vacation home
00:33:38your vacation home?
00:33:41as in you have multiple?
00:33:44wow
00:33:45Mr. Millen
00:33:46it's good to have you home, sir
00:33:48and you have a butler
00:33:55at your vacation mansion
00:33:57Luke
00:33:57you're not just rich
00:33:58you're like
00:33:58old money
00:33:59what the hell
00:34:01look, I didn't say it
00:34:03because I don't want to stress out
00:34:04the truth is
00:34:05yes
00:34:05my family's rich
00:34:07but we're not here to impress them
00:34:09we're here to show them
00:34:11that you're a part of my life
00:34:12and that I'm not embarrassed
00:34:14to be seen with you
00:34:15is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:31why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:40I'm not
00:34:41hang on
00:34:42what even am I to Luke?
00:34:44mother
00:34:51this is Sophie
00:34:53my girlfriend
00:34:55girlfriend?
00:34:57no way
00:34:58wait, focus Sophie
00:35:00manners
00:35:00nice to meet you
00:35:02Miss Miller
00:35:03girl
00:35:07girlfriend
00:35:07what happened to the pretty one?
00:35:12Gina
00:35:12the Dean's daughter
00:35:14the one I worked so hard
00:35:15to set you up with
00:35:16ouch
00:35:18mother
00:35:20again
00:35:21as I just said
00:35:22this is my girlfriend
00:35:23and my date to the gala
00:35:25if I have to remind you
00:35:26to an importance in my life again
00:35:28I'm going to make sure
00:35:29this gala does not go smoothly
00:35:30unless you want
00:35:31one of your pompous friends
00:35:32to know which one of their husbands
00:35:33you're sleeping
00:35:33you ungrateful child
00:35:37if you'll excuse us
00:35:41we need to get ready
00:35:42oh, before we go
00:35:43which room do you keep
00:35:44to ditches Dior and Versace
00:35:46she needs some options for tonight
00:35:47fourth floor
00:35:50third door
00:35:51on your floor
00:35:51thank you mother
00:35:54it's good to see you
00:35:56that was the hottest thing
00:36:02anybody's ever done
00:36:03your brother has lost it
00:36:13get down here
00:36:15and handle this new
00:36:16trashy arm candy
00:36:17is your mom always so
00:36:28narcissistic psychopath
00:36:30yeah
00:36:31that's why I don't really get along
00:36:34with the family
00:36:35but
00:36:36the charity gala
00:36:38raises a lot of money
00:36:39for my patients
00:36:39so
00:36:40I come back every year
00:36:41you care a lot about your patients
00:36:43it's sweet
00:36:44I do
00:36:45plus the other perk is
00:36:47I can spend a ton of money on you
00:36:49what does that mean?
00:37:01Luke, you did not
00:37:02which one of them speaks to you
00:37:09I mean I want all of them
00:37:12that's done
00:37:12I haven't even picked one out
00:37:14you said you want all of them
00:37:16they're yours
00:37:1880s
00:37:24I can't accept this
00:37:26this is like my whole college tuition
00:37:27in this room
00:37:28well I didn't offer you
00:37:29a quarter million dollars
00:37:30in dresses to piss you off
00:37:31why do you like me?
00:37:35I'm just a college student
00:37:37and you're
00:37:38you
00:37:39doctor trust fund baby
00:37:41your culture
00:37:43your parents host
00:37:44charity events
00:37:45you have a butler
00:37:46that does your laundry
00:37:47I do my laundry
00:37:48in a coin operated machine
00:37:49that I share with like
00:37:50a hundred other students
00:37:51it's not too late
00:37:53to not associate with me
00:37:54of course it's too late
00:38:10I've already fallen for you
00:38:11then why won't you go
00:38:15all the way with me
00:38:21because
00:38:21I want it to be right
00:38:22I don't want you to look back
00:38:24on this and think of me
00:38:25as the old guy
00:38:26who took advantage of me
00:38:27but take it slow
00:38:30even though
00:38:35there's nothing I'd rather do
00:38:39than rip your clothes off
00:38:40right now
00:38:40really?
00:38:48really
00:38:49come back here
00:39:12I'm just giving you
00:39:14what you want
00:39:15Luke
00:39:15are you
00:39:19teasing me
00:39:20Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:21you're the one
00:39:22that wants to wait
00:39:23doctor
00:39:23just making sure
00:39:33you know
00:39:33what you're missing out on
00:39:34can you zip me up please?
00:39:43you know
00:39:43I'm gonna get you back
00:39:44for this
00:39:45whatever you say doc
00:39:55that doesn't sound like Gina
00:40:04he dumped my best friend
00:40:07the gala
00:40:09the gala is tonight
00:40:10and Luke
00:40:11is supposed to have
00:40:12the dean's daughter
00:40:13on his arm
00:40:14not
00:40:15strutting the campus
00:40:17mattress
00:40:17Luke's an idiot
00:40:19for dumping
00:40:20an heiress
00:40:21for a barista
00:40:22don't worry mom
00:40:25I'll pry that little
00:40:26gold digger off his arm
00:40:27just long enough
00:40:28for him to realize
00:40:29that he's made a mistake
00:40:30mm-hmm
00:40:30that's my girl
00:40:32Sophie
00:40:36love
00:40:37you've been in there
00:40:37for two hours
00:40:38I promise you
00:40:39you're gonna be
00:40:40the most beautiful person
00:40:40at the gala tonight
00:40:41holy shit
00:41:02it's not about being pretty
00:41:06I just
00:41:07I don't want to embarrass you
00:41:09in front of all your rich friends
00:41:10I've never even been to a charity auction
00:41:13wouldn't it make more sense
00:41:14if we just met up at like
00:41:15a bowling alley
00:41:16and donated the party expenses
00:41:18you're so refreshing
00:41:22you ready?
00:41:24you ready?
00:41:32wow
00:41:42she's an upgrade of Regina
00:41:44yeah
00:41:45you never said
00:41:46your brother's job
00:41:47was so pretty
00:41:48why would you want
00:41:49to break them up?
00:41:49shut up
00:41:50there was a two and a half
00:41:51billion dollar inheritance
00:41:52down the drain
00:41:53if my brother
00:41:54marries this nobody
00:41:55it's that of Gina
00:42:02I'd like to thank you all
00:42:04for coming to the Baldwin
00:42:05memorial charity event
00:42:06this is a great opportunity
00:42:07for us to raise money
00:42:08for the family clinic
00:42:09myself
00:42:10and my girlfriend
00:42:11Sophie Tisdale
00:42:13are very excited
00:42:14to meet and talk
00:42:15to all of you
00:42:16cheers
00:42:16girlfriend
00:42:21not for long
00:42:32good evening everyone
00:42:38thank you so much
00:42:40for being here
00:42:41at our wonderful
00:42:42charity auction
00:42:44our first item
00:42:46an all expense paid trip
00:42:51to Bora Bora
00:42:53with its amazing
00:42:55iconic volcanic views
00:42:57starting big
00:42:595,000
00:43:01now six
00:43:0320 to six
00:43:04Bora Bora after finals
00:43:06that's pretty good
00:43:06can I get
00:43:08you need to come quick
00:43:10my wife's having
00:43:10allergic reaction
00:43:11you gonna be okay
00:43:13no
00:43:14let's go
00:43:15what is it
00:43:23my throat
00:43:24oh you're not
00:43:26breathe
00:43:28sold
00:43:35number 12
00:43:36$7,000
00:43:37all expense paid
00:43:38trip
00:43:38to Bora Bora
00:43:39give him a round of applause
00:43:40congratulations
00:43:41hey hey hey
00:43:42actually we have
00:43:43one more item
00:43:44up for grabs
00:43:45Miss Tisdale
00:43:46a gorgeous student
00:43:47has graciously
00:43:49offered herself
00:43:50up for a date
00:43:51with a lucky man
00:43:52now according
00:43:54to Miss Tisdale
00:43:55she has a great
00:43:56personality
00:43:56and an even
00:43:57better mouth
00:43:58what a hussy
00:44:00auctioning a blowjob
00:44:02I hope Dr. Miller
00:44:04knows what his
00:44:04girlfriend's up to
00:44:05I mean the poor guy
00:44:07is tending to a patient
00:44:08I knew that you
00:44:09were too classless
00:44:11with this family
00:44:12poor Lukey
00:44:14she hasn't fooled
00:44:15trailer trash
00:44:17skank
00:44:17who let her kind
00:44:19in here
00:44:19I wouldn't do that
00:44:21I would never
00:44:22I have a thousand
00:44:23for a night
00:44:24with Miss Tisdale
00:44:25hmm
00:44:26really Sophie
00:44:27no one wants you
00:44:28for a thousand
00:44:28all right
00:44:31five hundred
00:44:32all right
00:44:34five hundred
00:44:34for the poor girl
00:44:35she's got student loans
00:44:38whatever that means
00:44:40where's Luke
00:44:41I don't see
00:44:50anything wrong here
00:44:51no my throat
00:44:52it hurts
00:44:53I recognize you
00:44:55you're one of my
00:44:56sister's shithead friends
00:44:56what the hell is going
00:44:57on here
00:44:58hey
00:44:58my sister's doing you
00:44:59a favor bro
00:44:59Patrick
00:45:00get out of my way
00:45:02why lower your standards
00:45:03we're millionaires
00:45:04she might be a good
00:45:05fuck but that's all
00:45:06she'll ever be
00:45:06you can talk about
00:45:14my girlfriend
00:45:14when you can live
00:45:14a day without
00:45:15your daddy's money
00:45:16motherfucker
00:45:17$4.50
00:45:20$400
00:45:22oh all right
00:45:26I mean look
00:45:28I know Sophie
00:45:30is just being modest
00:45:31poor girl doesn't
00:45:32have many skills
00:45:33outside the bedroom
00:45:34well I'll help
00:45:36the young lady
00:45:36then
00:45:37maybe we could
00:45:38have some late
00:45:39night study
00:45:40sessions
00:45:41huh
00:45:41sold for $400
00:45:44wow Sophie
00:45:47looks like people
00:45:48really aren't in the
00:45:49market for used goods
00:45:50used goods
00:46:01that's rich Serena
00:46:02after you being the
00:46:03person that's had
00:46:04five abortions in the
00:46:05last year
00:46:05Luke you watch your
00:46:06mouth right now
00:46:07what was that
00:46:10you're saying
00:46:10about class
00:46:12Leticia darling
00:46:13you idiot
00:46:20get off the stage
00:46:21we're leaving
00:46:22mom he's
00:46:23embarrassing me
00:46:24you're humiliating
00:46:25me in front of
00:46:26my friends
00:46:26you hussy
00:46:27no need my dear
00:46:29our circle of elite
00:46:31friends can no longer
00:46:32be seen with the
00:46:33likes of you
00:46:34after all of
00:46:35this
00:46:36no
00:46:36but
00:46:38but
00:46:39no
00:46:40no
00:46:41young man
00:46:43that information
00:46:44you gave
00:46:45is illegal
00:46:46you're a doctor
00:46:48Greg I was waiting
00:46:49to get to you
00:46:49you want to bid
00:46:50on my girlfriend
00:46:51aren't you a little
00:46:52occupied with your
00:46:53secret girlfriend
00:46:54Stephanie
00:46:54how's she recovering
00:46:55from her boob job
00:46:56no no no no
00:46:57no no
00:46:58Stephanie
00:47:04I'm gonna sue you
00:47:14for everything
00:47:15you've got
00:47:16you can't
00:47:17you see yes
00:47:18my family might own
00:47:19the clinic that you
00:47:19all go to
00:47:20but I practice under
00:47:22the university
00:47:22so you can't touch me
00:47:24so unless you all
00:47:25want me to air out
00:47:26your dirty laundry
00:47:27I suggest you cut
00:47:28very generous checks
00:47:29to the charity
00:47:29and then get the
00:47:30fuck out of my house
00:47:31let's go
00:47:34get to writing
00:47:36let's go
00:47:37everybody out
00:47:38where these assholes
00:47:46go
00:47:47you didn't have to
00:47:48ruin your charity
00:47:49event for me
00:47:50I would have been
00:47:50okay
00:47:51I do it a thousand
00:47:52times over
00:47:52no one comes at
00:47:53my woman like that
00:47:54plus I think we made
00:47:55more in donations
00:47:56than I think we have
00:47:57in the last ten years
00:47:57blackmail surprisingly
00:48:00works
00:48:00alright
00:48:02what are you looking for
00:48:17I paid for all the booze
00:48:20so
00:48:20I figure
00:48:22how the night went
00:48:23might as well be
00:48:25your personal bartender
00:48:25right
00:48:28okay
00:48:29make me
00:48:32an appletini
00:48:34what?
00:48:36seriously?
00:48:38alright so
00:48:40vodka
00:48:41lemon
00:48:42and apple
00:48:43liqueur
00:48:43can we just
00:48:44do something easier?
00:48:45you suck
00:48:46at being a rich kid
00:48:47move
00:48:51can you open that?
00:48:58thank you
00:48:59alright
00:49:03let's just
00:49:04make it simple
00:49:05body shots
00:49:06I've never done that
00:49:10before
00:49:11seriously?
00:49:13what do you mean?
00:49:14you're like so old
00:49:15I was trying to get
00:49:16into school
00:49:16I didn't have time to
00:49:18do body shots
00:49:19off of hot little
00:49:20girls like you
00:49:20he just said
00:49:21you're hot
00:49:22make the move
00:49:23Sophie
00:49:23okay
00:49:24well
00:49:25I'll teach you
00:49:25holy shit
00:49:55alright
00:49:58I got the hang of that
00:49:59now it's your turn
00:50:02Miss Tisdale
00:50:02now or never
00:50:03Sophie
00:50:03go for it
00:50:04new rule
00:50:05you can't choose
00:50:06the same place twice
00:50:07is that so?
00:50:10then
00:50:10where are you
00:50:12gonna lick me?
00:50:18mmm
00:50:19shame
00:50:22shame
00:50:23you're trying to
00:50:23play with my
00:50:24emotions
00:50:25blame
00:50:26blame
00:50:27only you
00:50:28for your lack
00:50:28of devotion
00:50:29I'd you ever
00:50:31think
00:50:31you could pull
00:50:32this shit
00:50:33think you could
00:50:34get away with it
00:50:35be careful
00:50:36what you get
00:50:37cause you don't
00:50:37know what you
00:50:38might get
00:50:38mmm
00:50:39mmm
00:50:40mmm
00:50:44I'm sorry
00:50:49was that
00:50:49you drive me
00:50:51fucking wild
00:50:52Luke
00:50:54I'm ready
00:50:55god I'm an idiot
00:51:03wait what
00:51:06Sophie I want you
00:51:06fine
00:51:07I'm sorry
00:51:08fuck
00:51:10Luke no
00:51:10no no
00:51:11I'm telling you
00:51:12that I'm ready
00:51:13I want to do this
00:51:14with you
00:51:15lose my virginity
00:51:16Sophie
00:51:17don't Sophie me
00:51:20don't Sophie me
00:51:20that's so patronizing
00:51:22okay I'm trying
00:51:25but I'm gonna be the person responsible if you get hurt
00:51:28I don't want to be the guy that you know leads to you ruining your life
00:51:32I'm terrified of that
00:51:33it's this that hurts me what you're doing right now rejecting me
00:51:37what would be so terrible about us being together
00:51:40being either Sophie
00:51:41did you see what happened here today
00:51:44I mean my family sucks
00:51:47my ex-girlfriend is bat shit crazy
00:51:49of course I want to be with you
00:51:53but am I right for you
00:51:55and you really want to take on this baggage
00:51:57I might be a virgin but this whole
00:52:00it's not you it's me thing
00:52:01is really freshman year
00:52:03Sophie where you going
00:52:09I'm calling a cab and going back to campus
00:52:11I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore
00:52:13you think you're doing me this favor
00:52:15but really you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am
00:52:18don't follow me
00:52:22damn it
00:52:28I guess I'm the first girl in the world
00:52:36to be on birth control and not even get laid
00:52:39what's the point in talking to me now
00:52:54you've rejected me thrice
00:52:55is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:53:01nope
00:53:01boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends
00:53:04so I've got the hottest girl in the bar
00:53:07all to myself
00:53:09what?
00:53:13you heard me
00:53:14hottest lady I've ever seen at this school
00:53:16seriously?
00:53:20you're into this?
00:53:22like you might want to like hook up?
00:53:24hell yeah I would
00:53:25maybe we can start with a kiss
00:53:28wow
00:53:29I'm not unfuckable after all
00:53:30maybe you lose the problem
00:53:32I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity
00:53:35pause
00:53:37what did you just say?
00:53:44I'm a virgin
00:53:45she's a virgin y'all
00:53:49aww cute
00:53:50excuse me?
00:53:52too much work
00:53:53you're probably super clingy too
00:53:55you should just go back to your dorm sweetie
00:53:57s-sweetie?
00:54:00I'm a senior
00:54:01that's even sadder
00:54:02you were just into me
00:54:06why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:09you're obviously a nice girl
00:54:10but I'm looking for a fun time
00:54:12you know
00:54:13you're gonna get feels
00:54:15and it's gonna get messy
00:54:16and
00:54:17bleh
00:54:18bleh
00:54:19sorry
00:54:20bleh?
00:54:23I'm bleh
00:54:24I'm in this
00:54:31$80,000 dress
00:54:33and I can't even get a stupid
00:54:35horny track guy
00:54:36to get with me
00:54:37he would probably fuck anything
00:54:40except for me apparently
00:54:41oh and Luke
00:54:45of course Luke on the other hand
00:54:46he's had his hands
00:54:48literally inside of me
00:54:49and I guess he was just so repulsed that
00:54:51that he didn't need to see more
00:54:53you know what?
00:55:02Sophie where the hell you been?
00:55:04you're not the hospital right now bro
00:55:05oh look at me
00:55:06I'm a fancy ivy league doctor
00:55:08and I'm also hot as fuck
00:55:10and I just love to lead girls on
00:55:12with the orgasm pap smear two for one
00:55:15say something asshole
00:55:18can I come get you right now please?
00:55:21so you can what?
00:55:22not have sex?
00:55:23yeah I don't think so
00:55:24I think I'll stay right here
00:55:25where the guys at least have
00:55:26I don't know the decency
00:55:28to not lead me on
00:55:29guys what guys?
00:55:31someone do something to you?
00:55:32of course not
00:55:33they
00:55:34they said I was too messy
00:55:36too messy
00:55:37and too much
00:55:38and I guess that means
00:55:39you get a second chance
00:55:40you either fuck me
00:55:43or you lose me
00:55:44I think I'm gonna pass out
00:55:48I'm coming to get you
00:55:49keep the phone on you
00:55:50alright?
00:56:03Sophie
00:56:03hey wake up
00:56:04I got you
00:56:10come on
00:56:11is she?
00:56:26she's fine
00:56:31she's
00:56:32bottled water
00:56:34in two of these
00:56:35in the morning
00:56:35I don't know what she drank
00:56:37but whatever it is
00:56:38is gonna hit her hard
00:56:38Sophie
00:56:42you're gonna be
00:56:42the death of me
00:56:43rise and shine
00:57:04party animal
00:57:05you have a lot to tell me
00:57:07you feel like shit
00:57:12you look like shit
00:57:14but like
00:57:15a million bucks
00:57:16so is this a gift
00:57:18from Luke or?
00:57:19Everly the only thing
00:57:20that is gonna make
00:57:21this vodka tequila hangover
00:57:23worse is hearing his name
00:57:24he led me on
00:57:26and then
00:57:26left me for Ted
00:57:28but Luke
00:57:29brought you back
00:57:29Ev
00:57:30I don't wanna hear it
00:57:31I'm done having my time wasted
00:57:35I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin
00:57:38so I've decided
00:57:41I'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:44huh
00:57:45well
00:57:46virginity is like a whole construct
00:57:48right?
00:57:48people
00:57:49guys
00:57:50aren't gonna stop
00:57:50treating me like a baby
00:57:52unless I stop acting like one
00:57:54and
00:57:54looking like one
00:57:55I need you
00:57:59to help me look slutty
00:58:01no way
00:58:07I'm not gonna do that
00:58:08you're not gonna help me look sexy
00:58:09why not?
00:58:10Sophie
00:58:10you are sexy
00:58:11I'm not slutty sexy
00:58:13guys don't go for that
00:58:15I look like a
00:58:16a nun
00:58:17librarian
00:58:18I'm giving off
00:58:18don't fuck
00:58:19snooze fest
00:58:20boring
00:58:21Sophie
00:58:23as your best friend
00:58:24I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:25that you don't have to
00:58:26change yourself
00:58:26for the right guy
00:58:27the thing is
00:58:28Mr. Right
00:58:28isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:30warm me up
00:58:43perfect
00:58:51perfect
00:58:51isn't that that one
00:59:14dorky barista chick
00:59:15there's no way
00:59:16that goes off
00:59:18it is
00:59:19that's Sophie Tisdale
00:59:21dude
00:59:22the makeover's
00:59:23actually working
00:59:24everyone's looking at you
00:59:25good
00:59:26I hope the news
00:59:27gets back to Luke
00:59:27I mean more
00:59:28holy shit
00:59:35there he is
00:59:36are you gonna say something?
00:59:40holy shit Sophie
00:59:42no
00:59:43I'm just gonna make you
00:59:44regret everything
00:59:45thanks babe
00:59:53you can tell I'm beautiful
00:59:54and what can I get for you handsome?
01:00:05a latte would be nice
01:00:06but uh
01:00:07I like what you're giving me right now
01:00:09I take all kinds of tips
01:00:10what the hell's going on here?
01:00:12stop interrupting grandpa
01:00:13the fuck did you just say?
01:00:15one latte
01:00:16coming right up
01:00:17and what can I get for you doctor?
01:00:21Sophie what is this?
01:00:23you're dressed different
01:00:24you're acting different
01:00:24I don't get it
01:00:25whoops
01:00:27let me get that for you
01:00:28did you want a coffee?
01:00:36the ab shining is on the house
01:00:38Sophie I don't
01:00:40is this like a punishment?
01:00:41I mean if it is I get it
01:00:42but telling yourself
01:00:43about other guys
01:00:43it's not you
01:00:44that's really not up to you anymore
01:00:46Dr. Miller
01:00:46I gave you a chance
01:00:48and besides
01:00:49there's someone out there
01:00:50who wants me
01:00:51and isn't gonna embarrass me
01:00:52in the process
01:00:52hey uh
01:00:53we're throwing a Halloween party tonight
01:00:56they done land fair
01:00:57you should come
01:00:58she's got plans
01:01:00actually
01:01:01I don't
01:01:03my first frat party invite?
01:01:05wow
01:01:05this whole hot girl act
01:01:07is actually working
01:01:08you should bring your home girl
01:01:10God's gonna love you
01:01:11I will
01:01:12see you tonight
01:01:13you're not going to that
01:01:16newsflash
01:01:17you're not my boyfriend
01:01:18you could have been
01:01:19but you didn't want the baggage
01:01:20that's not true
01:01:21actually I have to go
01:01:22plan my outfit for tonight
01:01:23my very sexy
01:01:24very booby outfit
01:01:26Sophie I'm not gonna let you
01:01:31throw your life away
01:01:31just because of me
01:01:32alright
01:01:32if I go to this
01:01:33fucking frat party
01:01:3436 years old
01:01:35I will
01:01:35what could you have
01:01:39possibly been in that
01:01:41oh that was
01:01:42sexy Minnie Mouse
01:01:44yeah
01:01:44I think I still have
01:01:45the ears somewhere
01:01:46ew that doesn't even
01:01:47sound right
01:01:48I just found
01:01:50the perfect outfit
01:01:52to match your boyfriend
01:01:53Everly
01:01:55not funny
01:01:56imagine being
01:01:57old ass Luke
01:01:58stuck at this stupid
01:01:59hospital
01:01:59and he gets a text
01:02:00from you
01:02:01and this
01:02:01if he hasn't
01:02:03jumped off a bridge
01:02:03he definitely will
01:02:04how pathetic is it
01:02:06that I'm playing
01:02:06mind games with a guy
01:02:07that I haven't even
01:02:08gone to second base with
01:02:09hey
01:02:09whatever helps you
01:02:10get over him
01:02:11okay
01:02:11red push-up bra
01:02:16or pink
01:02:17red
01:02:18get in
01:02:32get Sophie safe
01:02:33get out
01:02:34Sophie's the only person
01:02:35I'm doing this for
01:02:36sick costume bro
01:02:40right
01:02:42gotta have at least
01:02:46three chicks with you
01:02:47to get in man
01:02:48sorry
01:02:49rules
01:02:51idiot
01:03:00I have to get to her
01:03:05where is it
01:03:06stop being shy
01:03:10you look hot
01:03:11see
01:03:14wait
01:03:17hand me your phone
01:03:18why
01:03:19because
01:03:23I'm
01:03:24taking a .5
01:03:27and
01:03:27sending it to Luke
01:03:29no
01:03:31yes
01:03:32I'm good
01:03:35anyway
01:03:35I don't pay a fee
01:03:36VIP with the bosses
01:03:37I gotta have
01:03:39I have to get to her
01:03:41where is it
01:03:41poppin bottles with the models
01:03:43get like me
01:03:44my wrist don't close
01:03:45never missin' any meals
01:03:46I feel like Lebron
01:03:47cause I get the ring
01:03:49if you're bad
01:03:49and you know it
01:03:50you're my twenty-twins
01:03:51I need to be so drunk
01:03:52to predict what you just think
01:03:53he opened it immediately
01:03:55he's so whipped
01:03:57welcome to the party
01:03:59welcome to the party
01:04:10do it on this ass
01:04:15hell yeah
01:04:18it's just not the same
01:04:34when it's not him
01:04:34so
01:04:35so
01:04:36so
01:04:37so
01:04:38so
01:04:39so
01:04:41so
01:04:42so
01:04:43so
01:04:44yo this girl's crazy
01:04:52yo this girl's crazy
01:04:59just give me a second guys
01:05:04did he come here just to keep an eye on me
01:05:10you're really trying to piss me off right now aren't you
01:05:16actually I'm not thinking about you at all
01:05:18that's a lie
01:05:19you talk
01:05:20come on Sophie let's play spin the bottle
01:05:25coming my friend here is just leaving
01:05:28actually I'll join
01:05:30what? no
01:05:32don't let me know here
01:05:41who's going first?
01:05:43I'll spin
01:05:45do you think he's a TA?
01:05:47I hope it lands on me
01:05:49he seems experienced
01:05:51fuck
01:06:04Sophie and Luke to the closet
01:06:08what was the rule?
01:06:09as soon as the seven minutes are up I want out
01:06:12can you talk like adults?
01:06:27can we fuck like adults?
01:06:33you know you dress like this like it's gonna fuck you right here
01:06:37how about another pelvic exam Dr. Miller?
01:06:58yes
01:06:59she's
01:07:00good
01:07:01she's
01:07:02good
01:07:03yes
01:07:04she's
01:07:05good
01:07:06so
01:07:07she's
01:07:08like
01:07:09you know
01:07:10she's
01:07:11that's the thing
01:07:12she's
01:07:13she's
01:07:14she's
01:07:15and
01:07:16so
01:07:17she's
01:07:18her
01:07:19the
01:07:20will
01:07:21the
01:07:24will
01:07:25be
01:07:26there
01:07:27What?
01:07:31Time's up.
01:07:33What, were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:36I'm just giving you a taste of your medicine, Luke.
01:07:39Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:57So, how was it?
01:08:03Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:08:06I'm gonna spin again.
01:08:10Sophie.
01:08:19Me?
01:08:21Sophie, come on, him?
01:08:23You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:25Come on, Noah.
01:08:27Okay, so...
01:08:37I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:39What?
01:08:40So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:42So, I'm warning you that I'm...
01:08:45You can relax.
01:08:46I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:48Really?
01:08:49But, all the rumors.
01:08:51Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:54Derek says that you put your legs behind your head?
01:08:57I don't even know a Derek.
01:09:00I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:09:04I'm so screwed.
01:09:06Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:09:10They're gonna kill me.
01:09:12No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:09:14No, no, they're gonna make fun of me to death.
01:09:16Wait.
01:09:18I'll help you.
01:09:20How?
01:09:27It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:29Come on, virgin.
01:09:31Oh, they're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate.
01:09:36We don't have time.
01:09:37Just come here.
01:09:40You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:41Really?
01:09:42You don't care?
01:09:45No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:47You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:50Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:56I owe you.
01:09:57Noah, are you in there?
01:10:03Oh, yeah.
01:10:06It's getting crazy in there.
01:10:09Oh, yeah.
01:10:11Alright, that's enough.
01:10:15Sophie, if you open the damn door.
01:10:18Okay, ready? It's working.
01:10:22Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:24He deserves it.
01:10:27He deserves it.
01:10:28I don't know.
01:10:29He deserves it.
01:10:30Okay.
01:10:31What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:52The fuck were you doing in the middle of him?
01:10:54Well, first I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:11:01I'm a liar.
01:11:09You don't know that.
01:11:14You know you belong to me.
01:11:16Prove it.
01:11:31You don't know what you're doing in the middle of him.
01:11:37Yo!
01:11:40Get out!
01:11:41I need this off.
01:11:52I don't want to.
01:11:56Me too.
01:11:57What?
01:11:58Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:12:02No.
01:12:03No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:05I'm just kicking myself.
01:12:07I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:11You fucking idiot.
01:12:12You are.
01:12:13You are.
01:12:14You have this world.
01:12:15Ain't so much space for me.
01:12:16Oh, man.
01:12:17Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:12:18No.
01:12:19No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:20I'm just kicking myself.
01:12:21I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:24You fucking idiot.
01:12:27You are.
01:12:28Oh my god.
01:12:48Oh, this better take that.
01:12:51Someone better be dying.
01:12:53What's it?
01:12:54Code blue.
01:12:56They are.
01:12:58I'm sorry, Sophie, I have to go.
01:13:06I've been burned too many times.
01:13:08Are we ever going to do this, Luke?
01:13:13Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is eat.
01:13:16I promise we're going to do this.
01:13:18We are.
01:13:19But not in some shitty fat house.
01:13:24You deserve better than that.
01:13:25Better how?
01:13:28You have a passport, right?
01:13:33Sexy underwear?
01:13:34Check.
01:13:35A jacket?
01:13:37Check.
01:13:37A bikini.
01:13:39Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:40He didn't tell me.
01:13:44Crap, he's here.
01:13:47Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:48Oh my God.
01:13:55No way.
01:13:56This man's insane.
01:13:57He's actually psycho.
01:14:00On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:14:03Good luck, soldier.
01:14:08Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:14:10He's hot.
01:14:11Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:14:14It's finally happening.
01:14:15You look incredible.
01:14:41You said airport fit.
01:14:44I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:52This is so psychotic.
01:14:54Am I really worth all this?
01:14:58It's the first times.
01:14:59Are we flying domestically or internationally today, sir?
01:15:06International.
01:15:06Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm going to lose my mind.
01:15:21I'm sorry.
01:15:22I just didn't want to run the surprise.
01:15:24You ready?
01:15:24A croissant?
01:15:32You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:35It's a hit.
01:15:37Go look at the view.
01:15:38You'll know where we are.
01:15:38Are you crazy?
01:15:48You took me to Paris?
01:15:57Whoa.
01:15:58Whoa, whoa.
01:15:59I set up an appointment at Chanel.
01:16:02I'm on a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:16:05Luke.
01:16:05You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:16:14I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:19I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:21Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:35It's finally happening.
01:16:40It's finally happening.
01:16:42I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:17:06You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:11Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:15Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:24She's all yours?
01:17:26Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:32Yes.
01:17:32We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:37I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:39We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:44Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:45I'm sorry?
01:17:48Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:53I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:54I'm so sorry.
01:18:02I don't know how this happened.
01:18:04I was trying to be safe.
01:18:07Wow.
01:18:08What do you think the odds are?
01:18:101.6 in 100.
01:18:13You'd probably hate me.
01:18:16As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:20Graduations in a month, and...
01:18:22I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:32Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:33I'm all in.
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