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00:00:00buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about
00:00:21dig okay I'm just nervous to lose my virginity mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite
00:00:29customer did he hear okay don't think about dick especially not loose dick especially not about
00:00:39loose probably really big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat
00:00:46milk right you're perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry I didn't know
00:00:54you're coming I would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here to see my
00:00:59girl my coffee right right sorry
00:01:16oh my god Mikey don't laugh we're so mean don't help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:32I'm sorry no babe you're listening you look great my bad my bad my bad come here don't worry about that I do it all the time
00:01:47let me remake your coffee
00:01:51right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks
00:02:04oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that she's such a slut
00:02:10as if someone as hot as him would want her yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find someone as cute as Sophie
00:02:18looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee or having sex
00:02:26oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus
00:02:33oh be careful Mikey I think we have a stage five cleaner right here
00:02:47Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what I literally don't
00:02:56even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week gonorrhea last month
00:03:01you should be more careful who you sleep with especially while you're on the medication
00:03:04oh my god what it was just a video oh fuck you all sounds like she already did
00:03:31I'm really really sorry I really don't like your boyfriend he doesn't like my boyfriend what does
00:03:38that mean shit my appointment I gotta go sorry all right we'll have your birth control ready for
00:03:50you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with
00:03:56you in a moment sweetie he a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any
00:04:09more humiliating good morning miss tisdale it's Luke Luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:21don't worry I'm full of the doctor to be gentle as it's yours right my first time miss tisdale is it
00:04:43yes nice to meet you dr. Miller nice to meet me pretty sure we've met a couple times already grind me
00:04:49I mean the coffee shop grind me oh no he remembers me so you are here looking for a prescription for
00:05:00birth control yes that asshole yes I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you
00:05:09want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right I mean I'm sure you don't want to get
00:05:12training with that guy I will use a condom I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all he's not
00:05:20good for you dr. Miller I'm not sure can you grab me a spectrum please yes dr. Miller I'd also recommend
00:05:27you don't do anything that you're not ready to do I'm ready I think I'm ready Mike's my boyfriend and
00:05:33yeah he's kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me so you know what I'm
00:05:37sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there let's get started with the breast exam breast exam
00:05:47breast exam if you're uncomfortable I can always get a different doctor no it's I like it it's fine
00:05:53it's probably easier if you lay back
00:06:00it's okay it's okay stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop my head's cold no they're
00:06:15perfect stop embarrassing yourself there's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:22there are no abnormalities thank you Luke dr. Miller that wasn't so bad Sophie can you put your
00:06:35feet up and stir for me okay yes I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but
00:06:45I'm not performing a pap smear so I need you to relax for me all right you're doing good I wonder if
00:06:57this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:06:59I'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab on your cervix I need you to relax for me
00:07:14so do you like younger women I mean as your students because you work on campus no my family
00:07:26donated to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually so my great-grandfather's honor I
00:07:34donated a few hours of my time at clinic oh duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing
00:07:40last thing I'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs all right
00:07:46relax for me you're doing good his fingers literally inside of me oh my gosh
00:07:53I think I just had an orgasm did he all right he's so noticed oh my god everything looks good
00:08:11no hard memoralities all right we'll be right back is that a freaking wet spot I can never look at that
00:08:29man in the eyes ever again all right so here's your brick
00:08:36should I bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:43she's my patient
00:08:47Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight you are so graphic
00:09:00speaking of sperm I assume your appointment went okay you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:08Luke are you serious you got a finger by the doctor who buys coffee from you the Luke Sophie you're a freak so is he like good with his fingers or
00:09:23shut up everybody shit he's so sexy maybe I should schedule my pap smear
00:09:30don't worry okay tonight's gonna be amazing okay so
00:09:35come on let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:39I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
00:09:45why do I even care
00:09:50yo ready to fork over a grant tonight
00:09:58is that Sophie's boyfriend
00:10:00you're not winning any bet tonight buddy you're dating a nun she's never gonna let you smash I'm calling it
00:10:10dude she's low-key a slut I just can't prove it you will soon
00:10:16you're gonna film her
00:10:20dude you're sick what if she doesn't let you hit
00:10:27a little bit of this and she's gonna go feral
00:10:32yo that 1500 is mine just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:38don't get involved Luke you're just your customer and doctor
00:10:45hey you need to pay
00:10:49fuck my eyes what the fuck
00:10:55where's your fucking friend live before I call the cops
00:10:58keep
00:11:00keep Kaley Avenue apartment 2
00:11:02I need to get to Sophie
00:11:04the lady
00:11:11nervous
00:11:21why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist
00:11:36nervous
00:11:42I'm a little nervous
00:11:44don't be
00:11:45you know my cherries I popped
00:11:48wait
00:11:53what
00:11:54I'm sorry I forgot to start my birth control
00:11:57we're gonna have to wait I'm sorry Mike
00:11:59I can't do this
00:12:01are you kidding me
00:12:04I'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month
00:12:08Mike why would you say something like that
00:12:10I'm going home
00:12:11there it is
00:12:18there it is
00:12:19the hell you are
00:12:22not until
00:12:24I
00:12:25get something
00:12:26no
00:12:27no
00:12:27stop
00:12:31stop
00:12:32hey
00:12:34who the fuck invited you
00:12:41dr. miller
00:12:44hey Sophie
00:12:48hey
00:12:49hey
00:12:49hey
00:12:50hey
00:12:52hey
00:12:53hey
00:12:54hey
00:12:55hey can you hear me
00:12:56did you take something
00:12:57what's up grandpa
00:12:59who the fuck invited
00:13:00listen up dumbass
00:13:04making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you
00:13:07I go to an ivy league asshole
00:13:09if you want her you can have her
00:13:11I got plenty of pussy to choose from
00:13:12what what's so funny
00:13:14you don't go to an ivy league school anymore brother
00:13:16since who
00:13:17you ever study in miller hall
00:13:18yeah
00:13:19I'm dr. luke miller
00:13:22my family is the biggest donor to the university since
00:13:25ever
00:13:26that means I got the dean on speed dial
00:13:28you just pissed your future away brother
00:13:32wait
00:13:33wait wait wait wait wait wait no no
00:13:36and you can let your buddy jake know too
00:13:38no no no please can we talk about this it was just a joke
00:13:41oh you want to talk
00:13:42hey
00:13:46hey
00:13:47hey come on
00:13:49come on
00:13:50she's either really wasted or drugged
00:14:07Either way it's not good
00:14:15You stole me from my date gives you the right you asshole
00:14:24I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation stop talking to me like you're my dad
00:14:29I don't have a daddy fetish
00:14:37How much did you have to drink I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with just because you shoved a
00:14:47Speculum of me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do dr. Miller. Don't call me dr. Miller. Tell me this
00:14:51Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even gonna let me use it?
00:14:59I was at the bar
00:15:01All right, and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and
00:15:09Record it
00:15:13Wow
00:15:16I'm an idiot
00:15:18No, you're not an idiot
00:15:22First I get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam
00:15:29And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough. I was gonna lose my virginity to a complete asshole. I
00:15:37Waxed my asshole for that asshole
00:15:41Sorry, so
00:15:48So if you want my virginity
00:15:50You can have it
00:16:06Someone clearly wants me. Are you hard right now?
00:16:12What are you doing it? You're drunk taking you home. What? No, I can't go home my roommates there
00:16:28I told her I was gonna be at Mike's. She's probably having sex because she's fuckable unlike me
00:16:33We're here here where is here my place?
00:16:45You can stay here for the night wait until your roommate wakes up and answer the phone
00:16:49If you're comfortable, I want to I
00:16:52Mean I'm cool. I'm cool with that
00:16:56But is your girlfriend gonna be cool with that smooth, Sophie?
00:17:00Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:02Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:04You're in dr. Miller's room the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year
00:17:06You're in dr. Miller's room the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year
00:17:34How do you afford to live here alone? It's huge
00:17:47I don't like tight spaces
00:17:50Not all tight spaces
00:17:52Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:17:56Come on, let's get you cleaned up. You'll feel better afterwards
00:17:59Thanks for taking care of me doc
00:18:04Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:09I'm happy
00:18:18I'm happy
00:18:20I'm happy
00:18:22I'm happy
00:18:27I'm happy
00:18:28I'm happy
00:18:29I'm happy
00:18:30I'm happy
00:18:33you don't have to look away doc you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:47i just don't want to be disrespectful you know i don't want you thinking i lure my patients home
00:18:57all the time wait you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil
00:19:04boyfriend and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home dr miller no mrs do
00:19:09then why me i'm nothing special you don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:17you're kind to people
00:19:20you're beautiful
00:19:27who is that
00:19:36ah this is my crazy ex-girlfriend um you have to hide right now all right come on
00:19:46luke are you home
00:19:50luke come out come out stop playing i stole one of your pagers
00:20:01i know you're not on call
00:20:03don't say a word
00:20:10there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me his ex or anyone else
00:20:14are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now what the hell
00:20:20she's a dean's daughter we broke up forever ago but she stalks my patients she gets them
00:20:27kicked out of school then why did you strip down and get into bed
00:20:29what are you doing you didn't answer my calls i'm sleeping why don't i join you
00:20:41i can think of a million things i'd rather do
00:20:48like what baby like the thing that i do with the ice cubes
00:20:53ice cubes what ice cubes
00:20:55like call the cops
00:20:57do you not remember i have restraining order against you
00:20:59your father begged me to not go through with it
00:21:01come on luke
00:21:03you know you love screwing me
00:21:06i have someone new in my life
00:21:12someone new who the fuck is she
00:21:17i'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:20and if you're still here i'm gonna call the cops
00:21:23and i'm gonna call the dean
00:21:24and i'm gonna let them know that his psychotic daughter
00:21:27stole my pager
00:21:29do you know how dangerous that is
00:21:30no you can't
00:21:31one
00:21:32two
00:21:35fine fine
00:21:36i'm leaving
00:21:38your loss
00:21:41oh my god luke
00:21:52holy shit
00:22:06you smell like booze
00:22:09i sobered up i swear
00:22:10what's with the ice cubes
00:22:14i prefer no ice cubes
00:22:19you won't move on from me lucas
00:22:26you'll come back to me after i
00:22:30take care of that little distraction
00:22:33my virginity
00:22:48yep
00:22:51still intact
00:22:52fuck my life
00:22:56language mrs dill
00:22:57jesus what the hell are you doing
00:23:00i'm here to tend to your massive hangover
00:23:04whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:07what would you have me do
00:23:08don't say it
00:23:10don't say it
00:23:11don't say it
00:23:11you could join me
00:23:12sophie you're 21 years old
00:23:18luke that is three years past legal
00:23:29there are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me so what's your problem
00:23:33i don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:23:54but
00:23:55but a lot of things sophie
00:23:58you're my patient for one
00:24:00in an on-campus clinic
00:24:02i'm graduating this year
00:24:05second
00:24:07you're a virgin
00:24:10ouch
00:24:12i'm asking you to change that
00:24:15you're talking to dr
00:24:25miller right now love
00:24:26but you're asking luke to fuck you
00:24:30i don't make love
00:24:34i'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards
00:24:37alright sweetheart
00:24:38i'm not that guy
00:24:40well maybe i don't need you to call me luke
00:24:47i'm a big girl i can handle myself
00:24:49unless you're just not interested
00:24:53i saw how hot your ex is and
00:24:56she's good at crazy sex according to you
00:25:00someone's jealous
00:25:03sophie there's a reason why i drive across campus
00:25:07to come to your shitty little cafe
00:25:08to have you make me a cup of coffee
00:25:10you see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:25so do it i'm ready i promise
00:25:41what's that
00:25:51that's your doctor i know you haven't started your birth control
00:25:54sorry son
00:25:59are you kidding me
00:26:03can i uh can i get a
00:26:11you're killing me
00:26:13so the dr miller takes you to his fancy ass house
00:26:16you see his dick and you're still
00:26:18a virgin
00:26:19yeah
00:26:20i threw every proposition in the book at him
00:26:23and he just didn't want this
00:26:25can you wait oh my god
00:26:30sophie
00:26:31no 36 year old man
00:26:33i looked as a shirt by the way
00:26:34is passing up a hot
00:26:36virgin co-ed like you
00:26:38he respects you dummy
00:26:39or he doesn't think i'm worth the trouble
00:26:42i mean he's clearly experienced
00:26:44sophisticated sexy
00:26:45all the things i'm not
00:26:46you have a brand new
00:26:48shiny
00:26:49tight
00:26:50pussy
00:26:50a cadillac pussy
00:26:52and luke's gonna be back for a test drive
00:26:54watch
00:26:55hi is the cadillac pussy a new drink
00:27:00no can you just order
00:27:01i thought that you were dr miller's intern
00:27:19but a janitor makes a lot more sense
00:27:23luke's psycho ex followed me
00:27:26what do you want
00:27:30i think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:34i didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:40luke is not your boyfriend gina
00:27:43he made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:45oh so you admit that you're screwing dr miller knowing that i am pregnant with his child
00:27:52can you believe it sophie's evil
00:27:56first mike now someone's boyfriend
00:27:59a slut
00:28:00pregnant with luke's
00:28:02did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista
00:28:11sophie you idiot of course he was never yours
00:28:15sophie you can have him
00:28:21you didn't have to hurt my baby
00:28:23i didn't do this i swear i would never
00:28:25what's going on
00:28:27your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman
00:28:29no i didn't i've never spoken to this woman before today
00:28:32hey
00:28:33that's the dean's daughter
00:28:34sophie
00:28:36i'm calling the police
00:28:38you know i would never do this please
00:28:40she's just assaulted a pregnant woman
00:28:42we need a medic too
00:28:44i'm a doctor
00:28:45i'm a doctor
00:28:51um
00:29:11no no no no no i'm i'm fine
00:29:14i'll just be going
00:29:16we can't let you leave without a medical clearance
00:29:21never seen him look so angry
00:29:24yeah it'll be no trouble at all
00:29:26your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant
00:29:32it was for a friend you liar i saw you drinking from it let me go i don't want to press charges
00:29:42just a moment
00:29:43oh my god
00:29:55you're crazy you're actually crazy
00:29:58luke please i can explain she's not right for you
00:30:02breaking into my house
00:30:05breaking into my house stealing my pager
00:30:06that's normal for you gina i get it
00:30:08but i draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that i care about
00:30:12officer i want her involuntarily committed she's a danger to herself and people around her
00:30:22i'll sign the warrant myself
00:30:24stop luke this isn't you you are just being taken advantage of she's nothing
00:30:32a cheap broke campus whore
00:30:35you're better than this luke
00:30:37officer take her away
00:30:40let's go
00:30:44you bitch don't deserve him
00:30:48let's go
00:30:48i knew she was psycho
00:30:52you couldn't even hurt a flight even if someone paid you to
00:30:55thanks ev
00:30:57sophie i'm sorry i should never have taken her word over yours
00:31:00take the day
00:31:02someone's waiting for their new test drive
00:31:12cadillac pussy
00:31:18you came just to save me
00:31:25of course i did
00:31:27i knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you so
00:31:38i didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me
00:31:41i don't know if i'd buy that luke
00:31:46sophie
00:31:47i don't know if i'd buy that luke
00:31:49sophie i rushed out of surgery for you
00:31:51i know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:31:54i don't think she's as crazy as you think
00:31:56i mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:31:59what do you mean
00:32:01i mean you
00:32:03reject all of my advances
00:32:06and then suddenly i'm so important you leave a patient for me
00:32:09what do you see in me
00:32:12or am i just
00:32:13entertainment to you
00:32:16entertainment sophie
00:32:17if you were just entertaining me i wouldn't get involved in your life
00:32:20you're just
00:32:22young
00:32:24i should leave you the hell alone and let you find somebody more suitable
00:32:31just because you're this big hot shot doctor at upn doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what i want
00:32:36what do you want
00:32:44you
00:32:46you
00:32:50take me seriously
00:32:52and get in the car
00:32:55what
00:32:57to where
00:32:58spend thanksgiving with me and my family
00:33:01what
00:33:02unless you have something else planned for the break
00:33:04i thought you said we were here to meet your family not go to a gala
00:33:21we're doing both
00:33:23my mother she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home
00:33:25your vacation home
00:33:26your vacation home
00:33:27as in you have multiple
00:33:29wow
00:33:30mr millen it's good to have you home sir
00:33:32and you have a butler
00:33:33at your vacation mansion luke you're not just rich you're like old money
00:33:47what the hell
00:33:49look i didn't say because i don't see a butler
00:33:51butler
00:33:52at your vacation mansion luke you're not just rich you're like old money
00:33:55at your vacation mansion luke you're not just rich you're like old money
00:33:59what the hell
00:34:01look i didn't say because i don't see a stress out
00:34:04the truth is yes
00:34:05because my family's rich
00:34:07but we're not here to impress them
00:34:09we're here to show them that you're a part of my life
00:34:12and that i'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:34:15is this the waitress that you've brought me lucas
00:34:31why is she dressed so frumpy
00:34:36i'm not
00:34:41hang on what even am i to luke
00:34:44mother
00:34:51this is sophie
00:34:53my girlfriend
00:34:55girlfriend
00:34:57no way
00:34:58wait focus sophie
00:35:00manners
00:35:00nice to meet you
00:35:03miss miller
00:35:04great friend
00:35:07what happened to the pretty woman
00:35:11gina
00:35:12the dean's daughter the one i worked so hard to set you up with
00:35:16ouch
00:35:18mother again as i just said this is my girlfriend and my date to the gala
00:35:25if i have to remind you to an importance in my life again i'm gonna make sure this gala does not go
00:35:29smoothly unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with
00:35:33you ungrateful child
00:35:40if you'll excuse us we need to get ready
00:35:42well before we go
00:35:43well before we go which room do you keep the ditches dior and versace she needs some options for tonight
00:35:49fourth floor third door on your floor
00:35:53thank you mother
00:35:54it's good to see you
00:35:56that was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me
00:36:04your brother has lost it
00:36:13get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy
00:36:17is your mom always so
00:36:28narcissistic psychopath
00:36:30yeah
00:36:31that's why i don't really get along with the family
00:36:35but
00:36:36the charity gala
00:36:38raises a lot of money for my patients so
00:36:40i come back every year
00:36:41you care a lot about your patients
00:36:43it's sweet
00:36:44i do
00:36:45plus the other perk is i could spend a ton of money on you
00:36:49what does that mean
00:36:51luke you did not
00:37:02which one of them speaks to you
00:37:09i mean i want all of them
00:37:12that's done
00:37:12i haven't even picked one out
00:37:14you said you want all of them
00:37:16they're yours
00:37:1880s
00:37:24i can't accept this is like my whole college tuition in this room
00:37:28well i didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off
00:37:31why do you like me
00:37:34i'm just a college student and you're you
00:37:39doctor trust fund baby
00:37:41your culture your parents host charity events
00:37:45you have a butler that does your laundry
00:37:47i do my laundry in a coin operated machine
00:37:49that i share with like a hundred other students
00:37:51it's not too late to not associate with me
00:37:54of course it's too late
00:38:10now we're already falling for you
00:38:11then why don't you go all the way with me
00:38:16because i want it to be right
00:38:22i don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage of you
00:38:27but take it slow
00:38:29even though
00:38:35there's nothing i'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now
00:38:40really
00:38:42really
00:38:49come back here
00:39:12i'm just giving you what you want luke
00:39:15are you teasing me miss tisdale
00:39:21you're the one that wants to wait doctor
00:39:23just making sure you know what you're missing out on
00:39:34can you zip me up please
00:39:36you know i'm gonna need you back for this
00:39:45whatever you say doc
00:39:55that doesn't sound like gina
00:40:04he dumped my best friend
00:40:07the gala is tonight and luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm not strutting the campus mattress
00:40:18luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista
00:40:22don't worry mom
00:40:25i'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake
00:40:30mm-hmm that's my girl
00:40:32sophie love you've been in there for two hours
00:40:38i promise you you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight
00:40:41holy shit
00:40:55holy shit
00:40:57it's not about being pretty i just i don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends
00:41:10i've never even been to a charity auction
00:41:13wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at like a bowling alley and donated the party expenses
00:41:18you're so refreshing
00:41:22you ready?
00:41:24you ready?
00:41:42wow she's an upgraded virginia
00:41:45yeah you never said your brother's chef was so pretty
00:41:48why would you want to break them up?
00:41:50shut up there's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain if my brother
00:41:54raises nobody instead of gina
00:42:03i'd like to thank you all for coming to the baldwin memorial charity event
00:42:06this is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic
00:42:10myself and my girlfriend sophie tisdale are very excited to meet and talk to all of you cheers
00:42:20girlfriend
00:42:22not for long
00:42:24good evening everyone thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction
00:42:44our first item
00:42:50an all expense paid trip to bora bora
00:42:54with its amazing iconic volcanic views
00:42:58starting big
00:43:00five thousand
00:43:02five thousand now six twenty to six
00:43:04bora bora after finals
00:43:06that's pretty good
00:43:08i get
00:43:10you need to come quick my wife's having allergic reaction
00:43:12you'll be okay
00:43:14no
00:43:16let's go
00:43:22what is it?
00:43:24my throat
00:43:26oh you're not
00:43:28breathe
00:43:30so
00:43:32number twelve
00:43:36seven thousand dollars all expense paid trip
00:43:38to bora bora give him a round of applause
00:43:40congratulations
00:43:42hey hey hey hey
00:43:44actually we have one more item up for grabs
00:43:46miss tisdale a gorgeous student has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man
00:43:52now according to miss tisdale
00:43:54she has a great personality
00:43:56and an even better mouth
00:43:58what a hussy
00:44:00auctioning a blowjob
00:44:02i hope dr miller knows what his girlfriend's up to
00:44:06i mean the poor guy's tending to a patient
00:44:08i knew that you were too classless with this family
00:44:12poor lukey
00:44:14she hasn't fooled
00:44:16trailer trash skank
00:44:18who let her kind in here
00:44:20i i wouldn't do that i would never
00:44:22i have a thousand for a night with miss tisdale
00:44:25hmm
00:44:26really sophie no one wants you for a thousand
00:44:29phew
00:44:30all right
00:44:31five hundred
00:44:32all right
00:44:34five hundred for the poor girl
00:44:36she's got student loans
00:44:38whatever that means
00:44:40for sake
00:44:42i don't
00:44:50see anything wrong here
00:44:52no my throat it hurts
00:44:54i recognize you you're one of my sister's shithead friends what the hell is going on here
00:44:58hey your sister's doing you a favor bro
00:45:00patrick
00:45:01get out of my way
00:45:02why lower your standards we're millionaires
00:45:04she might be a good fuck but that's all she'll ever be man
00:45:08you can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money
00:45:16motherfucker
00:45:18450
00:45:20400
00:45:22oh all right
00:45:26i mean look
00:45:28i know sophie's just being modest
00:45:30poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom
00:45:34i'll help the young lady then
00:45:36maybe we could have some late night study sessions huh
00:45:42sold sold for four hundred dollars
00:45:46wow sophie looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods
00:45:50used goods
00:46:00used goods that's rich serena
00:46:02after you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year
00:46:04lukey watch your mouth right now
00:46:06what was that you're saying about class latisha darling
00:46:18you idiot
00:46:20get off the stage we're leaving
00:46:22mom he's embarrassing me
00:46:24you're humiliating me in front of my friends you hussy
00:46:28no need my dear
00:46:30our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you
00:46:34after all of this
00:46:36no
00:46:38but
00:46:39but
00:46:40no
00:46:41no
00:46:42young man
00:46:43that information you gave is illegal
00:46:46you're a doctor
00:46:48greg i was waiting to get to you
00:46:50you want to bid on my girlfriend
00:46:52aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend stephanie
00:46:54how's she recovering from her boob job
00:46:56no no no no no no no
00:47:04stephanie
00:47:05stephanie
00:47:06i'm gonna sue you for everything you've got
00:47:16you can't
00:47:18you see yes my family might own the clinic that you all go to
00:47:20but i practice under the university
00:47:21so you can't touch me
00:47:23So you can't touch me.
00:47:24So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:27I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity
00:47:29and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:33Let's go.
00:47:35Get to writing.
00:47:37Let's go. Everybody out.
00:47:46Where'd these assholes go?
00:47:47You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:50I would have been okay.
00:47:51I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:53No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:55Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight
00:47:56than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:59Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:02You all right?
00:48:16What are you looking for?
00:48:19I paid for all the booze, so...
00:48:21I figure how the night went,
00:48:24I might as well be your personal bartender.
00:48:28Right.
00:48:29Okay.
00:48:31Make me...
00:48:33an appletini.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36Seriously?
00:48:37All right, so vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur.
00:48:43Can we just do something easier?
00:48:45You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:51Move.
00:48:51Can you open that?
00:48:56Can you open that?
00:49:02All right.
00:49:03Let's just make it simple.
00:49:06Body shots.
00:49:06I've never done that before.
00:49:12Seriously?
00:49:13What do you mean?
00:49:14You're, like, so old.
00:49:15I was trying to get into school.
00:49:17I didn't have time to do body shots
00:49:19off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:21He just said you're hot.
00:49:22Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:24Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:36Holy shit.
00:49:37All right.
00:49:59I got the hang of that.
00:50:01Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:50:02Now or never, Sophie.
00:50:03Go for it.
00:50:04New rule.
00:50:05You can't choose the same place twice.
00:50:07Is that so?
00:50:10Then, where are you going to lick me?
00:50:21Shame, shame.
00:50:23You're trying to play with my emotion.
00:50:26Blame, blame.
00:50:27Only you for your lack of devotion.
00:50:30How'd you ever think you could pull this shit?
00:50:33Think you could get away with it?
00:50:35Be careful what you give.
00:50:37Cause you don't know what you might get.
00:50:38I'm sorry.
00:50:49Was that?
00:50:50You dragged me fucking wild.
00:50:53Luke, I'm ready.
00:50:55Yeah, I'm an idiot.
00:51:05Wait, what?
00:51:06Sophie, I want you to fly.
00:51:07I'm sorry.
00:51:09Fuck.
00:51:10Luke, no, no, no, no.
00:51:12I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:51:14I want to do this with you.
00:51:15Lose my virginity.
00:51:17Sophie.
00:51:17Don't Sophie me.
00:51:19Don't Sophie me.
00:51:20That's so patronizing.
00:51:24Okay, I'm trying.
00:51:25But I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:29I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:33I'm terrified of that.
00:51:33It's this that hurts me.
00:51:35What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:51:37What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:40Being together.
00:51:41Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:51:44I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:47My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:50I mean, of course I want to be with you.
00:51:53But am I right for you?
00:51:56And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:58I might be a virgin, but this whole it's not you, it's me thing is really freshman year.
00:52:07Sophie, where are you going?
00:52:09I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:52:11I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:13You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:20Don't follow me.
00:52:27Damn it.
00:52:34I guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:43What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:54You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:55Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:53:01Nope.
00:53:03Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:53:05So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:53:08All to myself.
00:53:09What?
00:53:10You heard me.
00:53:14Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:19Seriously?
00:53:20You're into this?
00:53:22Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:53:24Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:26Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:28Wow.
00:53:29I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:31Maybe you lose the problem.
00:53:32I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:37Pause.
00:53:39What did you just say?
00:53:44I'm a virgin?
00:53:47She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:49Aw, cute.
00:53:51Excuse me?
00:53:52Too much work.
00:53:54You're probably super clingy, too.
00:53:55You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:57Sweetie?
00:53:59Sweetie?
00:54:00I'm a senior.
00:54:01That's even sadder.
00:54:05You were just into me.
00:54:06Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:09You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:11But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:13You know?
00:54:14You're going to get feels, and it's going to get messy.
00:54:17And...
00:54:18Sorry.
00:54:21What?
00:54:23I'm black.
00:54:27I'm in this $80,000 dress,
00:54:33and I can't even get a stupid, horny, trap guy to get with me.
00:54:38He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:54:44Oh, and Luke.
00:54:45Of course, Luke, on the other hand,
00:54:47he's had his hands literally inside of me,
00:54:49and I guess he was just so repulsed that
00:54:51he didn't need to see more.
00:54:55You know what?
00:54:57Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:55:04I'm at the hospital right now, bro.
00:55:05Oh, look at me.
00:55:06I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor,
00:55:08and I'm also hot as fuck,
00:55:10and I just love to leave girls on
00:55:12with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:55:16Say something, asshole.
00:55:18Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:21So you can what?
00:55:22Not have sex?
00:55:23Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:24I think I'll stay right here
00:55:25where the guys at least have,
00:55:27I don't know,
00:55:27the decency to not lead me on.
00:55:30Guys?
00:55:30What guys?
00:55:31Did someone do something to you?
00:55:32Of course not.
00:55:33They said I was too messy.
00:55:36Too messy and too much,
00:55:38and I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:55:41So...
00:55:42You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:55:46I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:55:48I'm coming to get you.
00:55:49Keep the phone on you, all right?
00:55:50So, hey, wake up.
00:56:09I got you.
00:56:10Come on.
00:56:20Is she?
00:56:31She's fine.
00:56:32She's...
00:56:33Bottle of water and two of these in the morning.
00:56:35I don't know what she drank,
00:56:37but whatever it is is gonna hit her hard.
00:56:41Sophie, you're gonna be the death of me.
00:56:43Rise and shine, party animal.
00:57:06You have a lot to tell me.
00:57:10You feel like shit.
00:57:12You look like shit.
00:57:14But, like, a million bucks.
00:57:17So is this a gift from Luke, or...?
00:57:19Everly, the only thing
00:57:20that is gonna make this vodka, tequila hangover worse
00:57:23is hearing his name.
00:57:25He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:28But Luke brought you back to the...
00:57:30Ev, I don't wanna hear it.
00:57:33I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:36I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:39So I've decided...
00:57:41I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:45Huh?
00:57:46Well, virginity's like a whole construct, right?
00:57:48People, guys, aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby
00:57:52unless I stop acting like one and looking like one.
00:57:58I need you to help me look slutty.
00:58:01No way, I'm not gonna do that.
00:58:08You're not gonna help me look sexy?
00:58:09Why not?
00:58:10Soph, you are sexy.
00:58:12I'm not slutty sexy.
00:58:14Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:15I look like a nun librarian.
00:58:18I'm giving off...
00:58:19Don't fuck.
00:58:20Snooze fest.
00:58:21Boring.
00:58:23Soph, as your best friend,
00:58:24I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:25that you don't have to change yourself for the right guy.
00:58:27The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:34Burn me up.
00:58:35Perfect.
00:58:51Perfect.
00:58:51Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:59:15There's no way.
00:59:17That girl's off.
00:59:18Yeah, it is.
00:59:19That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:21Dude, the makeover's actually working.
00:59:24Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:25Good.
00:59:26I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:28I mean more.
00:59:29Hmm.
00:59:34Holy shit.
00:59:35There he is.
00:59:36Are you gonna say something?
00:59:40Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:42No, I'm just gonna make you regret everything.
00:59:45Hmm.
00:59:49Thanks, babe.
00:59:53You mean, it's all I'm beautiful?
01:00:03And what can I get for you, handsome?
01:00:05A latte would be nice,
01:00:06but I like what you're giving me right now.
01:00:09I take all kinds of tips.
01:00:10What the hell's going on here?
01:00:12Stop interrupting, Grandpa.
01:00:13What the fuck did you just say?
01:00:15One latte.
01:00:16Coming right up.
01:00:19And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:21Sophie, what is this?
01:00:23You're dressed different.
01:00:24You're acting different.
01:00:24I don't get it.
01:00:27Whoops.
01:00:27Let me get that for you.
01:00:28Did you want a coffee?
01:00:36The ab shining is on the house.
01:00:39Sophie, I don't...
01:00:40Is this like a punishment?
01:00:41I mean, if it is, I get it,
01:00:42but telling yourself to other guys,
01:00:43it's not you.
01:00:44That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:47I gave you a chance.
01:00:49And besides, there's someone out there
01:00:50who wants me
01:00:51and isn't gonna embarrass me in the process.
01:00:53Hey, uh,
01:00:54we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:56They done land fair.
01:00:57You should come.
01:00:59She's got plans.
01:01:01Actually, I don't.
01:01:03My first frat party invite?
01:01:05Wow.
01:01:06This whole hot girl act
01:01:07is actually working.
01:01:09You should bring your home, girl.
01:01:10Guy's gonna love you.
01:01:12I will.
01:01:12See you tonight.
01:01:15You're not going to bed.
01:01:16Newsflash.
01:01:17You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:18You could have been,
01:01:19but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:20That's not true.
01:01:21Actually, I have to go plan
01:01:23my outfit for tonight.
01:01:24My very sexy,
01:01:25very booby outfit.
01:01:27Go, go, go!
01:01:30Sophie, I'm not gonna let you
01:01:31throw your life away
01:01:31just because of me, all right?
01:01:32If I'm gonna do this fucking frat party
01:01:34at 36 years old,
01:01:35I will.
01:01:38What could you have possibly
01:01:40been in that?
01:01:41Oh, that was
01:01:42sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:44Yeah, I think I still
01:01:45have the ears somewhere.
01:01:46Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:47I just found
01:01:50the perfect outfit
01:01:52to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:55Everly, not funny.
01:01:56Imagine being
01:01:57old-ass Luke stuck
01:01:58at this stupid hospital
01:01:59and he gets a text
01:02:00from you in this.
01:02:02If he hasn't jumped off a bridge,
01:02:03he definitely will.
01:02:05How pathetic is it
01:02:06that I'm playing mind games
01:02:07with a guy
01:02:07that I haven't even
01:02:08gone to second base with?
01:02:09Hey, whatever helps
01:02:10you get over him, okay?
01:02:11Red push-up bra?
01:02:16Pink.
01:02:18Red.
01:02:31Get in.
01:02:32Get Sophie safe.
01:02:33Get out.
01:02:34Sophie, you're the only person
01:02:35I'm doing this for.
01:02:38Sick costume, bro.
01:02:41Right.
01:02:44Gotta have at least
01:02:46three chicks with you
01:02:47to get in, man.
01:02:49Sorry.
01:02:51Rules.
01:03:00Idiot.
01:03:04I have to get to her.
01:03:05Where is she?
01:03:09Stop being shy.
01:03:10You look hot.
01:03:11See?
01:03:17Wait, hand me your phone.
01:03:18Why?
01:03:23Because I'm
01:03:24taking a 0.5
01:03:27and sending it to Luke.
01:03:31No.
01:03:31Yes!
01:03:32I need to be so drunk
01:03:52to predict what you just did.
01:03:53He opened it immediately.
01:03:56He's so ripped.
01:03:57Welcome to the party.
01:04:02I need to be so drunk
01:04:04to predict what you just did.
01:04:05He opened it immediately.
01:04:06He's so ripped.
01:04:09Welcome to the party.
01:04:10Do you have his ass?
01:04:17Woo!
01:04:18Woo!
01:04:19Hell yeah!
01:04:20What?
01:04:20Looks a little something like this.
01:04:22Looks a little bit like I can't miss.
01:04:24Ay.
01:04:24This is what you're talking about.
01:04:25It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:34So be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be.
01:04:45Yeah!
01:04:49Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:55Yeah!
01:04:58Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:01Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:06You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:09Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:11That's a lie.
01:05:13You talk?
01:05:15Come on, Sophie, let's go.
01:05:17I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:19That's a lie.
01:05:21You talk?
01:05:23Come on, Sophie, let's play Spin the Bottle.
01:05:26I'm coming.
01:05:27My friend here's just leaving.
01:05:29Actually, I'll join.
01:05:31What?
01:05:32No.
01:05:33The monitor!
01:05:41Who's going first?
01:05:43I'll spin.
01:05:45Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:47I hope it lands on me.
01:05:49He seems experienced.
01:06:03Fuck.
01:06:04Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:08What was the rule?
01:06:09As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:26Can you talk like adults?
01:06:27Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:29You know, you dress like this, like you're on a fucking radio.
01:06:35I'm fucking radio.
01:06:56How about another belly exam, Dr Miller?
01:06:58How about it?
01:06:59I'll have a secret to it for now.
01:07:01We've really enjoyed.
01:07:02There we go.
01:07:03I like the으면 of 900 affirmations and the crew.
01:07:05We'll go to lounge generally.
01:07:06We'll be very excited and welcome.
01:07:07I think that's how you're friendly.
01:07:08I'll be very excited, a friend.
01:07:09Have you enjoyed.
01:07:10We Griffiths here.
01:07:11How about use of one?
01:07:13How about that제has has poweredogeneity.
01:07:15So he's up to the other?
01:07:16You'll be looking forward to an efficient mindset.
01:07:19Here with me who's focused on you.
01:07:20You got an element on the adventure here.
01:07:21It's a criticalROUND of the dimension personally.
01:07:22What?
01:07:33Time's up.
01:07:35What, were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:37I'm just giving you a taste of your medicine, Luke.
01:07:40Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:52So, how was it?
01:08:05Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:08:07I'm gonna spin again.
01:08:11Sophie.
01:08:20Me?
01:08:21Sophie, come on, him?
01:08:24You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:26Come on, Noah.
01:08:36Okay, so...
01:08:38I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:40What?
01:08:41So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:43So, I'm warning you that I'm...
01:08:46You can relax.
01:08:47I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:48Really?
01:08:50But...
01:08:51All the rumors.
01:08:52Look, everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:55Derek says that you put your legs behind your head.
01:08:58I don't even know a Derek.
01:09:01I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:09:05I'm so screwed.
01:09:06Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:09:11They're gonna kill me.
01:09:13No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:09:15No, no, they're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:09:17Wait.
01:09:18I'll help you.
01:09:19How?
01:09:21How?
01:09:28It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:30Come on, virgin.
01:09:34They're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate.
01:09:37We don't have time.
01:09:37Just come here.
01:09:40You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:42Really?
01:09:43You don't care?
01:09:44No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:47You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:50Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:56I owe you.
01:10:00Noah!
01:10:01Are you in there?
01:10:03Oh, yeah.
01:10:06It's getting crazy in there.
01:10:08Oh, yeah.
01:10:11All right, that's enough.
01:10:12Sophie, if you open the damn door.
01:10:19Okay, ready?
01:10:20It's working.
01:10:23Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:25He deserves it.
01:10:26What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:51What the fuck were you doing to me with him?
01:10:54Well.
01:10:57First, I unzipped his pants.
01:10:59And then I saw his cock.
01:11:07Liar.
01:11:09You don't know that.
01:11:14You know you belong to me.
01:11:16Prove it.
01:11:16I'm out here, girl.
01:11:24I'm back up in the street.
01:11:29So I don't really got time to fuss and fight.
01:11:32No one should go.
01:11:33Wait, you.
01:11:35Really got time to fight.
01:11:37Yo.
01:11:38Why are you tripping, baby?
01:11:40Get out.
01:11:40I did like you know what's up, but you ain't psychic.
01:11:44I told you I ain't going down, but you ain't like it.
01:11:47I told you I ain't going down, but you ain't psychic.
01:11:51I need his heart.
01:11:52You mean?
01:11:53I don't want to.
01:11:56Me too.
01:11:57What?
01:12:13Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:12:15No.
01:12:17No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:19I'm just kicking myself.
01:12:22I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:24You're a fucking idiot.
01:12:27You are.
01:12:50Unless you better take that.
01:12:51Someone better be dying.
01:12:53What's it, code blue?
01:12:56They are.
01:13:00I'm sorry, Sophie.
01:13:01I have to go.
01:13:06I've been burned too many times.
01:13:08Are we ever going to do this?
01:13:13Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is leave.
01:13:16I promise we're going to do this.
01:13:18We are.
01:13:18But not in some shitty frat house.
01:13:24You deserve better than that.
01:13:25Better how?
01:13:29You have a passport, right?
01:13:30Where are you?
01:13:33Sexy underwear?
01:13:34Check.
01:13:35A jacket?
01:13:37Check.
01:13:37A bikini.
01:13:39Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:40He didn't tell me.
01:13:44Crap, he's here.
01:13:47Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:48Oh my God.
01:13:49no way this man's insane he's actually psycho on the other hand crazy makes for good sex
01:14:02don't you have like any advice for me he's hot do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:14:12it's finally happening
01:14:19you look incredible you said airport fit i guess you just look delicious in every day
01:14:49this is so psychotic am i really worth all this
01:14:55it's the first times
01:14:59are we flying domestic or internationally today sir international
01:15:06look if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds i'm gonna lose my mind
01:15:21i'm sorry i just didn't want to run the surprise you ready
01:15:24a croissant you flew me nine hours for some pastries
01:15:34it's a hit go look at the view you'll know where we are
01:15:38are you crazy you took me to paris
01:15:49whoa whoa whoa i set up an appointment at chanel and then a reservation at a five-star
01:16:03restaurant
01:16:04look
01:16:05you want to add something to the itinerary i think you should take your clothes off
01:16:16i think you should take your clothes off
01:16:21yeah that's i think that's a good idea
01:16:28it's finally happening
01:16:40it's finally happening
01:16:40i don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic
01:17:06you know it was weird when you were my customer and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend
01:17:10is it weird that even in something so basic like this you still turn me on
01:17:15get away from my patient dr miller
01:17:23she's all yours
01:17:25miss tisdale i see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription
01:17:32yes we performed a routine analysis of your urine sample
01:17:36i regret to inform you sophie we're unable to fulfill your request
01:17:41laurine don't tell me
01:17:45i'm sorry
01:17:46sophie you're pregnant
01:17:50i'll give you two a moment
01:17:54i'm so sorry i i don't know how this happened i was trying to be safe
01:18:06wow what do you think the odds are
01:18:09like 1.6 and 100
01:18:11you probably hate me
01:18:14as long as you're not planning on ghosting me i'm actually pretty excited
01:18:19graduations in a month and i mean we'll be able to do it together
01:18:25sophie i'm all in
01:18:33sophie i'm all in
01:18:41you
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