00:15I just got to find me that Pioneer Day's Rodeo.
00:22Golly, let me see now.
00:25It says here, Chilly Bean Arena.
00:28Yep, that's the place.
00:38Howdy, ma'am.
00:39Is this where the cowboys sign in for the Rodeo festivities?
00:44Are you the matador that is going to fight the bull?
00:50I don't know what a matador is, but I can bulldoze you any bull,
00:55I can bust you any broncos and I can hogtie all your hogs.
01:05So, El Pipsqueak Tourist thinks they can bulldoze the bull?
01:16Back off, pilgrim.
01:17You're causing me a draft.
01:20Pardon for that rude interruption, but them barnyard critters ain't got no manners.
01:40Well, he had it, isn't he?
01:42Hold on there.
01:46Wait you just a darn second, you can't tinker his calf.
01:49This ain't no way to start a rodeo.
02:02Now, get along back in the corral and wait your darn turn, you little doggie.
02:14That's how you handle them heifers.
02:33Goody goody, Bronco busting is my favorite.
02:44Yeeha!
02:45Ride a buckaroo!
02:47Hi, ho!
02:54Ho, ho!
02:55Ho, ho!
02:56Ho, ho!
03:23If not only I had me some mustard and buns,
03:25I could make me a hot doggie.
03:28And now, for some cattle branding Rodeo style.
03:43That stupid slow poker will never find me here.
03:50That's for pee sakes.
04:06You are a wild.
04:14Hope you're enjoying the Rodeo ma'am.
04:27Oh, look out, señor!
04:30He's back!
04:31Don't you fret none, ma'am.
04:33I'm the best cowpuncher in these here parts.
04:48Oh, chickens, pigs, and ducks are neat.
04:51Barnyard folks ought to meet.
04:53So sit right back on your seat and hear a cluck.
04:55And oink and a big loud quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
04:58Their hospitality is so nice.
05:00Y'all rush back.
05:02My aching eardrums.
05:04What a terrible singer.
05:07Enough is enough.
05:10Well, if that's the way you want it, okay-do-kay.
05:14Oh, El Matador Slowpoke.
05:17Don't be scared of that bull.
05:20I ain't scared of no bull.
05:21No way.
05:22Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
05:28Toe-ro!
05:30Ha!
05:31Toe-ro!
05:32That's Matador talk, folks.
05:41One of my surprises.
05:44Hooray!
05:45Hooray for seeing your slowpoke.
05:47Why, thank you, ma'am.
05:49Much obliged.
05:51Oh, anyone can't ride a horse.
05:54It don't take no brains, no siree.
05:57But if you're in a hurry and you got to get there soon,
06:01there's no faster way than the choo-choo train.
06:06How'd you like my singing, Mamsela Rita?
06:09Oh, um, well, uh, um, you're singing?
06:13Well, you are a great bullfighter.
06:16Uh-uh-uh.
06:17Uh-uh-uh.
06:18Golly!
06:23See, he's a great bullfighter.
06:29But a terrible singer.
06:32Well, a bale of hay ain't got no taste.
06:36Coarse, crunchy, and as bland as paste.
06:38A horse'll eat it.
06:39He's all will a cow.
06:40Don't ask me.
06:42I can't figure why.
06:43I can't figure why.
06:44I can't figure why.
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