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Full Episode of Life Is Not a Game
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00:01Jupiter, you there?
00:03The game already started. Where are you?
00:09Jupiter, if we lose this, it's on you.
00:12Who the hell is Jupiter?
00:14We need you! Come on, bro!
00:17We're getting fucked over here.
00:20Don't you fucking dare!
00:27Fuck you, T.J.
00:29Hey guys, you still on?
00:31We're here. Let me guess, you were hooking up?
00:33Again? You said you'd be on.
00:35Nah, don't slut shame me Mars. You're a guy, he'd be doing the same thing.
00:39Leave him alone. At least he shows up to play.
00:42Mars gets it. He'd drop us for a girl, too.
00:45For sure. You know me. Just a guy's guy fighting girls off, left and right.
00:56Come on. You guys ready?
00:58Yeah, start it.
01:09Whoa, easy there.
01:11Oh, hi, T.J.
01:14Sorry, do I, do I know you?
01:17No. Well, kind of. I mean, we've been in classes every year since middle school, but...
01:22T.J., are you serious right now? It's the first day of school and you're already trying to get your
01:26body count up?
01:27No, that's not at all.
01:29Leave the poor girl alone. She's clearly not into it.
01:34Just because you were born first doesn't mean you can act like mom.
01:40Oh, my God. I am so sorry about him. He does not know how to turn the fuck boy thing
01:46off.
01:48You're Charlotte, right?
01:50Tracy, oh my God, my best friend!
01:53You look so good.
01:56Why are you letting this desperate nerd rub up on my man?
02:00Leave her alone, Sadie. You're my brother's groupie, not his girlfriend.
02:06Don't worry. After football season is over, then he's gonna put a label on it.
02:11I'll see you at practice. We'll try so hard not to drop you.
02:18Aren't you two friends?
02:20We were friends until I found out that she was just using me to get to my brother.
02:25How about I tell you all about it after school? You want to come over to my place?
02:30Please, please. I clearly need to broaden my social horizons.
02:37Okay.
02:38Really? Yes!
02:45Hello?
02:50Tracy?
02:52Upstairs!
03:13Corey, is that you?
03:17Oh, shit!
03:21You okay?
03:28Two tackles in one day. Should join the football team.
03:33I'm so sorry.
03:34I'm not.
03:35Well, apart from getting you all sweaty.
03:41You know, if you didn't spend so much time looking at your feet, you wouldn't run into people as often.
03:47Right. Sorry.
03:50It's okay.
03:52I don't need to apologize.
03:54I just want to see your face.
03:58Not so bad, right?
04:03What the fuck is going on?
04:08Calm down.
04:10I was gonna say hi.
04:12Okay, great.
04:14Now say bye.
04:16Bye.
04:19T.J.
04:20T.J.
04:22T.J.
04:24T.J.
04:27T.J.
04:27T.J.
04:33T.J.
04:35T.J.
04:36T.J.
04:37T.J.
04:37T.J.
04:38Okay.
04:39Better luck next time.
04:41Man.
04:42Fuck you.
04:43Dog.
04:44I got news.
04:45Huge news.
04:47We got a new strike from above tournament.
04:49Holy shit, dude!
04:51Dude, that's huge.
04:52Right?
04:53Our first pro league.
04:55I mean sponsor is gonna be knocking down our doors and it's in person so finally get to meet Mars
05:00man
05:01I mean you really think he's gonna come out of hiding for this. Yeah, of course you will
05:05We've been best friends with the guy for years you more than me
05:09And how many times has he come up with some bullshit excuse this time's different
05:13I will just we'll tell him about the tournament. He'll be psyched. Just give him a chance
05:16I don't want to fuck up the friendship didn't fuck things up when you and I met each other and
05:21Mars knows that
05:25All right, whatever the fuck we'll do it your way, but the guy's your best friend. You text him about
05:31it
05:32All right, I'll text him
05:38Just so you know what you saw with TJ wasn't anything no I know my brother is a dipshit a
05:47Smart girl like he was like so out of his league. That's not true
05:53But thanks and then thanks for inviting me over
05:58And I'll do this a lot
06:00What girl time?
06:02Friend time
06:19You okay yeah, yeah, I'm I'm no but I
06:26I
06:28Okay, um
06:31So there's this guy that I've been talking to you forever
06:37And well, we've never met a person, but he wants to
06:41tomorrow
06:43Oh my god, what?
06:46Is he home?
06:47I I don't know what he looks like
06:49We met online, so I don't know who he is. I don't even know his real name
06:54Okay
06:55Well, you obviously have a crush on this mystery man
06:59So you should say yes
07:02Oh my god girl. Why not?
07:05It seriously
07:06Because he thinks I'm a boy
07:13I
07:16I have simply too many questions
07:21The first things first
07:25We need to get you ready for this meet cue
07:31First option
07:33Go on
07:34I kind of like this one
07:37No, absolutely not
07:41No
07:42Absolutely not
07:43Mm-hmm
07:44Yes
07:45No
07:45Trust me
07:46See the vision
07:48You look incredible
07:52Very revealing
08:15You look beautiful
08:37Wow Tracy took your new dog to the groomers. Would you guys order the try-hard special?
08:46I don't think I can do this. To hell with Sadie. Of course you can.
08:50Now go get your mystery man.
09:13TJ?
09:20Hey. Charlotte. What are you, what are you doing here? Is Tracy with you?
09:25Yeah, yeah Tracy sent me to tell you that we're gonna be studying at your house after school.
09:32Okay.
09:34Yeah, so that's the message. I'm, I'm just gonna, gonna go.
09:43Hey wait. You, uh, dropped your phone. By the way, you, you look.
09:50Sorry I'm late. Did you show?
09:52Did who show?
09:54Mars.
10:00Sorry guys, went home sick. Man, I knew he would bail on us again.
10:20Okay. Spill. How was your date with the mystery man?
10:24Um, it didn't really happen. What?
10:33Stop eavesdropping, perv.
10:36I can't believe Mars bailed on us.
10:37I told you.
10:39He's never gonna show.
10:41Yo, we should just register for the tournament as a duo.
10:44We're not a duo. Corey, we're a team.
10:47He would've showed up if you knew it was at stake.
10:53What are you doing?
10:55I'm just gonna tell him about the tournament.
10:57If he doesn't want to meet up then, we'll go from there.
11:36Hey, can I, um, can I borrow you for a sec?
11:48I know it's you.
11:50Mars.
11:57Yeah.
11:58I have an extra phone charger.
12:01It's inside.
12:10I have so many questions, starting with what the fuck.
12:14Followed by...
12:14You're a girl?
12:16And since when do pretty girls catfish people?
12:19You think I'm pretty?
12:20I have eyes.
12:21Okay, even if you're way more TJ's type than mine, but...
12:25Wait.
12:26Is this whole thing just some evil elaborate plan to get closer to TJ?
12:30Like, are you making a doll out of his hair or something?
12:33What? You know, I...
12:35I didn't know who you guys were until today.
12:38And then when I saw TJ standing there...
12:41I just...
12:42Couldn't go through with it.
12:44You could've just told the truth.
12:45It's not that simple.
12:47You two have been my best friends for years.
12:52My only friends.
12:56Do you hate me?
12:59No.
13:02No, I'm glad to finally know who you are.
13:06Really?
13:09Yeah.
13:10Bring it in, man.
13:18Am I interrupting something?
13:24Looks like you two are getting friendly.
13:26No.
13:27We were just talking about how we're both, um...
13:30Cancer sons.
13:31Yeah, I mean, we gotta hug out all this emotion.
13:36I'm gonna go back outside, but hey...
13:38Me, you talk about moons later, right?
13:40Mm-hmm.
13:41Yeah.
13:47So what are you guys really talking about?
13:49Nothing.
13:53Secrets don't make friends, Charlotte.
13:58You finally remember my name and now we're friends.
14:02Well, you're in my house, right?
14:05Hanging out with my sister.
14:08I like the new look, by the way.
14:12To be fair, I liked your old look, too.
14:15You didn't know I existed until a day ago.
14:18Oh, I saw you.
14:22Hiding in the corner.
14:27I like that you're not hiding anymore.
14:36Char!
14:37I should go.
14:38Are you coming back?
14:40I gotta be home for dinner.
14:55Mars, are there?
14:58Hello?
15:02Mars.
15:05Voice changer enabled.
15:06Mars!
15:09Jupiter?
15:10Hello?
15:11Thank God you're awake.
15:13I went to a party.
15:14The cops shut it down.
15:15Now I'm all wired and shit.
15:18Hold on, I'm so mad at you.
15:20I'm sorry, I just...
15:21I couldn't do it.
15:25Don't you want to know who we are?
15:27I want to know who you are.
15:33Well, maybe we've already met.
15:39Dude, no way.
15:42I would know you in a heartbeat.
15:46I bet you can figure out who I am, though.
15:49Come on, take some guesses.
15:53Okay.
15:57Based on the clues that I've put together, you're a jock.
16:03Athletic.
16:04Confident.
16:06Getting hotter.
16:08Hot for sure.
16:09Nice body, nice smile.
16:11Oh, what the fuck?
16:18Mars, are you...
16:19Are you attracted to guys?
16:21Yeah.
16:23Yeah.
16:25I'm gay.
16:27Oh, dude.
16:29Is that why you didn't show?
16:32Man, we don't care about that shit.
16:34Hell, I'll fight anyone who does.
16:37Thanks, Jupiter.
16:38Yeah, man, of course.
16:40That's awesome.
16:41You crushing on any guys at school?
16:44I can help.
16:46I'm chill with the drama club.
16:47There's lots of...
16:50Cute guys in there.
16:51Oh, thank you.
16:53But I'm good.
16:54I promise.
16:59So how was this party?
17:01I was...
17:02Weird.
17:04I was trying to have a good time, but feeling fucking...
17:08Lame.
17:10And then I realized that...
17:14There was someone I wanted to be there.
17:17And she wasn't.
17:21You were missing...
17:23A girl?
17:26Yeah.
17:29She's different from...
17:31The ones I usually go for.
17:34She's quiet.
17:35Shy.
17:39I just...
17:40Makes me think there's a whole world inside of her, you know?
17:42And I just...
17:44Wanna get her to let me in.
17:48What you should do is get some sleep.
17:54Yeah, you're probably right.
17:55Goodnight, Jupiter.
17:56Hey, wait.
17:57Before you go...
18:00You know...
18:01Tracy and...
18:02TJ?
18:03They're not great.
18:07They're having a party tomorrow night, and Nettoon and I are going.
18:12You should come.
18:13We can...
18:14We can run that meet up again.
18:20I'll see what I can do.
18:23Alright.
18:38Are you still texting Mystery Man?
18:42I wish you would just tell me who it is so I can help.
18:45No, I'm...
18:46I'm still figuring out how to tell him.
18:48Okay, do I have to say this again?
18:49Charlotte, you are stunning.
18:52If this crush doesn't work out, you can have your pick of literally any guy here.
19:03Okay.
19:04Almost.
19:05Any guy.
19:06One that is actually worth your time.
19:10Don't forget.
19:11Party planning at my place after school, and we will try to steer clear of my man-whore brother.
19:35All right.
19:36Let's go.
19:36Hey, Charlotte.
19:39You, uh, looking for my sister?
19:45She's not here.
19:46Practice is running well.
19:49oh um i can wait i guess
20:01what are we playing strike from above you game and dabble
20:11you want to come dabble upstairs
20:20play around with me
20:25come on
20:41you okay
20:43yeah it's just
20:45i usually play on my computer
20:46yeah same here
20:48but uh this setup's better for co-op
20:50so
20:52so what do you say we uh run some duos and see what we're like as a team
20:59or we could do player versus player
21:04pvp
21:06i like your style
21:08but we should raise the stakes
21:10raise the stakes
21:11yeah
21:13the winner gets to ask the loser a question of their choosing
21:20nothing off limits
21:28you overthink a lot don't you
21:31you've always been like that
21:34i thought you could only ask a question if you win
21:47i think i'm gonna go with her
21:55don't stop
22:02you should have parried there
22:04uh-huh thank you
22:21don't stop
22:23yes
22:23wait what
22:25holy shit
22:27you beat me
22:29no
22:29uh hey maybe it's easier on the tv
22:35no way
22:36no i've only seen one other player pull that move
22:42i learned it on reddit
22:46okay
22:48and i guess you beat me fair and square so
22:51what's your question
22:56um
22:58do you have a celebrity crush
23:00come on those softballs
23:02you gotta have a better one than that
23:07what
23:10we've gone to school together for years tj
23:13just cause you don't know anything about me
23:14doesn't mean i'm clueless about you
23:19ouch
23:22i guess i deserve it though
23:26i wish i had talked to you sooner
23:32so
23:33tell me
23:35what do you really want to know
23:40go on
23:43ask me
23:46do you have a crush on someone at our school
23:48yes
23:54ask me another
23:57who is she
24:01well that should be obvious
24:05i'm not very good at hiding
24:15those cheerleader bitches
24:16actually fucking dropped me
24:23ew tj
24:24why are your sex lights on
24:26they're not my
24:26that's not what i was
24:28oh my god
24:29jacy
24:29uh
24:30sharp why don't you head to my room
24:31and start making a playlist for tonight
24:33i will be
24:33right there
24:34yeah
24:35yeah
24:35yeah okay
24:38are you all right
24:39oh yeah it's just a bruised ass
24:41i'll be fine
24:49you can literally
24:49go for
24:50any other girl
24:51why are you only thirsty
24:52over my friends
24:53historically because it
24:54pisses you off
24:57but this is different
24:59okay so that's it then
25:02you're admitting
25:02to liking charlotte
25:07what would you say if i was
25:11all i'm gonna say is i don't think she's interested
25:15is there someone else
25:18oh come on trace you don't have to tell me who
25:21just tell me if i'm wasting my time
25:24she's texting another guy
25:28fine
25:29then you have nothing to worry about
25:31right
25:32so remember that
25:33when she sleeps over tonight
25:35relax
25:37charlotte and i are just friends
25:40nothing more
26:00oh my god
26:02finally you look amazing
26:06happy official birthday
26:07thank you
26:09you
26:10you
26:10need a drink
26:14who are you texting
26:15mars
26:17you said he might show up
26:19oh
26:20did he now
26:21yep
26:39okay
26:41oh my god did you guys all just see that
26:43look at this little virgin
26:45she thinks tj's fuck me eyes are for her
26:47when are you gonna stop humiliating yourself huh
26:50what are you guys talking about
26:52oh uh
26:53we were just talking about how we're gonna spice this party up a little bit
26:56maybe play some spin the bottle
26:58but you can just
27:00watch virgin
27:01she can play
27:02stop being a bitch at my party sadie
27:04yeah
27:05i'll play if charlotte plays
27:14okay so i'm gonna spin to see who goes first
27:17and then we're gonna go counterclockwise
27:19obviously siblings can't kiss
27:21that's fucking gross
27:22but everyone else is fair game
27:25don't chicken out prude
27:32go first big guy
27:38oh wow
27:40nice
27:41you ready for this
27:43just kiss me weirdo
27:47oh god
27:49wow
27:54it's disgusting
27:55okay let's keep this moving
27:58tj it's your turn
28:06it's me
28:07no it's in the middle
28:09doesn't that mean that tj gets to pick
28:23wow it's her first kiss
28:31can i kiss you
29:01it's in the middle
29:01what is it
29:15TJ, what the hell was that?
29:22Nothing, just a game.
29:24Okay, Monopoly is a game.
29:26That was like, softcore porn.
29:31Charlotte?
29:39Um, I'm gonna be right back.
29:59It's me.
30:02Can I come in?
30:05Yeah.
30:12I don't know what to say.
30:14Just be honest with me.
30:18Do you have feelings for my brother?
30:23I'm so sorry, Tracy.
30:24I didn't mean for this to happen.
30:31Charlotte, you're literally still texting Mystery Man.
30:34It's not what you think.
30:36You take it from me?
30:38There's nothing my brother hates more than a liar.
30:43Did something happen?
30:47Our dad cheated on our mom.
30:52She could come out, but she still hasn't recovered.
31:00Neither has TJ.
31:02So when it comes to lying and sneaking around, he doesn't forgive.
31:09So if you really are into my brother, you need to drop Mystery Man.
31:25Got you now, two-timing virgin skank.
31:33Hey.
31:34I know what you're gonna say, and I'm working on telling him.
31:38I was actually gonna ask if Tracy had said anything about me, but...
31:41I mean, yeah, dude, what the fuck?
31:43Like, especially after that kiss?
31:45It's not alright, bro.
31:47Okay, well, how would you tell him?
31:49I would just do it.
31:51Like, do you wanna wait until the tournament and just fuck up his game?
31:53No, of course not.
31:55Because that would fuck up the friendship, too.
31:56You know that.
31:59Yeah, well, I'm also worried about Tracy.
32:02It's not just you and TJ anymore.
32:03He's my best friend's brother.
32:07Look, I know there is a lot on your plate,
32:10but if you don't tell TJ,
32:14I'm gonna tell him that we should enter the tournament as a duo.
32:17What?
32:18Look, I'm sorry, dude.
32:20But if you can't even be honest with your teammates,
32:23you can't be on the team.
32:29Bye, guys.
32:30Have a good night.
32:31Bye, guys.
32:41Bye.
32:50Bye.
32:52Bye.
32:53Bye.
33:15TJ, what are you doing here?
33:16Sorry, I thought I heard a phone.
33:18Is yours in here?
33:19My phone?
33:20It's in Tracy's room.
33:32Okay, you can turn around.
33:35Why did you just barge in here?
33:38Earlier.
33:41Was that really your first kiss?
33:46Hey, come on, you can tell me.
33:48Can I?
33:49I thought it was just a game to you.
33:51Yeah, well, I lied.
33:54My sister was right there.
33:59It wasn't just a game, Charlotte.
34:03Not to me.
34:06And that kiss made me realize that all of your firsts, I want them to be with me.
34:25We shouldn't do this right now.
34:27It's late, okay?
34:27We should go to bed.
34:30Okay.
34:45Let me guess.
34:47Tracy's drunk ass was passed out.
34:50And she locked her bedroom door?
34:53Yeah, she always does that during parties.
34:56Guess you're stuck with me.
35:05TJ, we should really discuss...
35:13...sleeping arrangements.
35:15That one's easy.
35:17I have a bed.
35:18We both fit in it.
35:20Call them soft.
35:24Um...
35:24Don't you...
35:26...want to share a bed with me?
35:40Wait, what are you doing?
35:41I'm gonna go sleep on the couch.
35:42You don't have to do that.
35:43I can sleep on the couch.
35:44Charlotte.
35:46I'm trying to be chivalrous here.
35:49But I want you...
35:55I want you to stay.
36:02Okay.
36:04I'll stay with you.
36:20So how'd a girl like you get someone to video games?
36:24Would you ask a boy that question?
36:26Come on.
36:29Okay.
36:33Video games give me the chance to be someone else.
36:38Someone braver.
36:42Making friends was harder for me than most people.
36:47I don't know what's wrong with me.
36:48There's nothing wrong with you, Charlotte.
36:56The moment I laid eyes on you.
37:00I felt like I knew you.
37:04I can't explain it.
37:05It's like...
37:07We weren't starting from the beginning.
37:11We were already close.
37:13You're someone I know...
37:16I can trust completely.
37:17DJ...
37:18I just...
37:18I really want to kiss you right now.
37:28Okay.
37:46I know I'm probably not a good kisser.
37:49No.
37:50No, it's not that.
37:51It's...
37:56It's just it's never felt like that before.
38:00Like what?
38:03Like I'm going to keep kissing you for the rest of my life.
38:12Can I just hold you?
38:17Yeah.
38:18Come on.
38:23I'm sorry.
38:27Come on.
38:30I was on.
38:31I'm sorry.
38:36I'm sorry.
38:40I'm sorry.
38:41I'm sorry.
38:42I'm sorry.
38:43No, I'm sorry.
38:48But what Jetzt night is.
39:19Here.
39:21Our final guilt trip to get you to play in the tournament.
39:25TJ designed it.
39:26You wanted it to be a surprise for you.
39:29Actually, I'm...
39:30I'm gonna tell him right now.
39:32As soon as he gets here.
39:34Good.
39:36Proud of you, dog.
39:38I see someone still sledding it up all over the school.
39:43Are you gonna keep fucking your way around every guy on campus or just the football players?
39:49What's wrong with you?
39:50Seriously, Sadie, that was way too far.
39:53Here's your phone, Char.
39:55Ooh, you're finally meeting Mystery Man?
39:58Tracy.
39:59Jupiter?
40:00Is that like a nickname?
40:01That's kinky.
40:02Wait, Jupiter?
40:04Like TJ's video game character?
40:06What do you mean, TJ's video game?
40:09Another tackle?
40:12Third time's the charm.
40:17Why is everyone by my locker?
40:19Oh my god, it's you.
40:21You're Jupiter.
40:23The mystery man that Charlotte is talking to is Jupiter, aka TJ.
40:30Charlotte.
40:34You're Mars?
40:37Here I was, thinking that you're just talking to some rando, but no, it's so much weirder than that.
40:42You're a catfish.
40:45Charlotte, is that true?
40:47No, no, I swear that it wasn't.
40:49I didn't know that you were Jupiter until I saw you that day waiting for me.
40:52And then you just kept lying to me.
40:53I was trying to find the right time to tell you, and I was going to.
40:56Right now.
40:56No, that's why I was at your locker.
40:58Cora can back me up.
41:02Are you fucking kidding me?
41:04You knew.
41:06Doc, I found out myself, okay?
41:08And I wanted to tell you, but it was Charlotte's decision.
41:12So you were both in on it?
41:18You two deserve each other.
41:20TJ.
41:49TJ's not here.
41:50I know.
41:51He's at practice.
41:53I came to see you.
41:57It's bad enough that I like your brother, and then lied to him.
42:05But I lied to you, too, when you were nothing but nice to me.
42:12And so I just wanted to apologize.
42:19Even if you still hate me.
42:29Wait.
42:36I don't hate you.
42:39But I do appreciate the apology.
42:44All this time, my brother was your mystery man.
42:54And you are the person he's told me about all these years.
43:01His best friend.
43:05I know it seems like the world is over.
43:10But you can fix this.
43:31Voice change or disabled.
43:36TJ, are you there?
43:43I don't want to talk, Mark.
43:47Charlotte.
43:48You don't have to say anything back.
43:49Just please, let me explain.
43:56When we first met years ago,
44:00I didn't have any friends.
44:05The only thing that I was good at was video games.
44:08But when I logged on, I was told to go away because I was a girl.
44:14And so I started using a voice changer.
44:19And it gave me a way to make friends, but as a boy.
44:25And it seemed harmless.
44:28And it was until it wasn't.
44:37I spent years liking Mars more than I liked Charlotte.
44:45And you were the first person to make me feel like both parts of me matter.
44:50And that's when I knew that I wasn't.
44:59But that doesn't matter anymore.
45:04All that I can hope for now
45:10is to get my best friend back.
45:23I'm going to the tournament with Corey tomorrow.
45:27And Tracy's going to be there to cheer us on.
45:31Will you be there?
45:35Please.
45:53Jupiter has left the chat.
46:15He's not coming out of his room.
46:17Well, it's too late to register as a duo.
46:20Once they find out we're missing a member,
46:22they'll disqualify us.
46:23I'm so sorry, Corey.
46:25It's okay.
46:26Going pro is probably overrated anyway.
46:29Come here, you big doofus.
46:34What was that for?
46:37You were too sad.
46:38I didn't like it.
46:40Pretty hypocritical, don't you think?
46:46You're allowed to date my friends,
46:48but I can't be interested in yours?
46:54It's about time.
46:57We're good, man.
46:58I'm happy for you.
47:02Let's go in the car.
47:11I wish I could just hit reset.
47:14Start over like a video game.
47:16Life's not a game, Charlotte.
47:22Last night you were about to say something
47:25before you started talking about the tournament.
47:28What was it?
47:29It doesn't matter.
47:30I think it does.
47:35Why?
47:41Losing the girl that became my everything broke me.
47:46But losing my best friend,
47:50that almost killed me.
47:55Then I realized I was being an idiot.
47:58I didn't have to pick.
48:07I want you in my life.
48:11Both of you.
48:12All of you.
48:18I love you, Charlotte.
48:23I love you, too.
48:40You ready to win this tournament?
48:43You're playing?
48:45Hell yeah, I'm playing.
48:52Yeah.
48:54Yeah.
48:54Yeah, let's go win this.
48:57Pretty sure I already did.
49:00I'm pretty sure I already did.
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