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00:00:35Oh, Dad.
00:00:41Hello?
00:00:42Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:45I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:50So, I was thinking, maybe we could all take a trip, too.
00:00:54Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:59I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:01:03I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:01:06You know, I want to surprise him.
00:01:07What?
00:01:08But you can't.
00:01:10I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:14Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:15You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:19This is bad.
00:01:20You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:22She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:32Come on, Lexi.
00:01:47So, girls, what are we going to do for our break today?
00:01:52Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:56But this is the big 1-8.
00:01:59I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.
00:02:03But this has to be newer and more special.
00:02:07So, what's something we've never done before?
00:02:10Mushrooms?
00:02:11No, not like that.
00:02:13Like something nice.
00:02:15Like maybe a trip.
00:02:16Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:18No.
00:02:22Sorry, Sue, I have a date.
00:02:23Uh, so do I.
00:02:26Sorry, Sue.
00:02:27Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:29We'll figure it out.
00:02:42Oh, flowers, are these from you?
00:02:44Yeah, sure.
00:02:47Here you go.
00:02:49No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:51I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:55I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:03:01Oh, Jake.
00:03:06Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:03:09Uh, no, Jake, not yet.
00:03:11When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:03:14The best night of my life.
00:03:16It will be, I promise.
00:03:18It will always be amazing, with you and me, together.
00:03:31Jake, no, I have to go.
00:03:33I have to work on my art project.
00:03:36You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective, but I guess I should have taken
00:03:40more math.
00:03:42Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:46This Saturday?
00:03:47Of course.
00:03:52Thanks.
00:03:54Okay, bye.
00:04:08Oh, baby, you're so hot.
00:04:10I'm going to do you so good.
00:04:11Oh, yeah, baby.
00:04:13Yeah.
00:04:13What was your name again?
00:04:15Rod.
00:04:16Sex guy.
00:04:20Ah.
00:04:21Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:04:26Yeah, right, I bet.
00:04:34Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:38Oh, no.
00:04:39Does not compute.
00:04:41Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:47Oh, huh.
00:04:49Hi.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:51When did you get home?
00:04:53So, is it true?
00:04:54Yes, it is.
00:04:56It's just, it's the right time, and Jake's the right man.
00:05:01I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy, and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:05:09So, I just think it's the right time.
00:05:12Lexi, tell her, losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:05:17On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:05:19Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even, like, our 29th, eight, maybe.
00:05:29Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:36I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:46But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:48We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:52I know it's like, oh, does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip?
00:05:56It's not Jake.
00:05:58It's the male ideal.
00:06:01Like, a Greek god, or Sue's dad.
00:06:05Right.
00:06:07Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
00:06:09Being in it kind of sucks.
00:06:10I'm not really an artist.
00:06:12Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:06:14The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.
00:06:19And I'm just not ready yet.
00:06:21I'm waiting for a sign.
00:06:23And then I'll know it's right.
00:06:24Look, I can go either way.
00:06:26I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:06:32I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:06:35Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:06:39But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:44You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:52Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:54I'm going to church to pray for you.
00:06:57I want to be first in line.
00:07:00I'm getting this.
00:07:02Yeah, me too.
00:07:12Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:07:15It's been four days since my last confession.
00:07:17I accused myself of the following sins.
00:07:19Mm-hmm.
00:07:22Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this,
00:07:25but it's about sex.
00:07:29Mm-hmm.
00:07:31I mean, not me.
00:07:32I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:07:35Mm-hmm.
00:07:37I've never even seen a guy as...
00:07:39Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:07:42But I was dressing him up as Jesus,
00:07:45and I wanted to see his thing,
00:07:47but there was nothing there.
00:07:51Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:53My best friends.
00:07:56They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:59Okay.
00:08:00Third base.
00:08:02What?
00:08:03No.
00:08:04Like, sex.
00:08:05Like, intercourse?
00:08:07With boys, they barely even know.
00:08:09I mean, they really need us intervention,
00:08:11if you know what I mean.
00:08:12All the way.
00:08:13Go all the way.
00:08:16What?
00:08:17What?
00:08:21How could you do so?
00:08:24You're a bad, bad person.
00:08:28What?
00:08:35Yes.
00:08:36Yes.
00:08:37Run.
00:08:38Run.
00:08:39Home route.
00:08:42Damn it.
00:08:45Fuck you, Yankees.
00:08:49Sorry.
00:09:13Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:09:16What do you have a little consideration?
00:09:18I'm trying to sleep.
00:09:21Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:09:25I have an announcement to make.
00:09:26I want to do it.
00:09:29Do you hear me?
00:09:30I want to do it.
00:09:32This weekend.
00:09:34On our birthday.
00:09:36Do what?
00:09:38It.
00:09:39Screw.
00:09:40Screwing, boning, making beasts with two backs.
00:09:44You know, shagging.
00:09:45Fucking.
00:09:48You do.
00:09:50Uh, but what about all your religious stuff?
00:09:53And, um, what about your sign from heaven?
00:09:56Oh, I got a sign at church.
00:09:58Really?
00:10:00Well, okay, great.
00:10:03We're all in then.
00:10:05So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.
00:10:09Right?
00:10:10Right.
00:10:12Right.
00:10:13We'll start making the shopping list.
00:10:24Hey, Frank.
00:10:26Hi, Sue.
00:10:28Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:10:31I don't know.
00:10:32Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:10:33Yeah, he's blind.
00:10:35Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:10:42Wait, wait, bye.
00:10:44Hey.
00:10:45Um, I was wondering.
00:10:47We're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:10:49It's for our birthdays.
00:10:51Do you want to come?
00:10:52Do you think he can see at me short?
00:11:07Well, my house looks done.
00:11:10Tomorrow's a big day.
00:11:12We finally turn 18.
00:11:13And finally lose our virginity.
00:11:16Well, we better get our baby sleep because the party starts tomorrow at two.
00:11:20So, okay.
00:11:21We know who Cheryl's going to do it with.
00:11:23Jake.
00:11:24And I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:11:26But Sue, who are you going to pick?
00:11:28It's a pot of your chair.
00:11:29It's easy.
00:11:30I've known for the past six years.
00:11:32Ever since catechism.
00:11:36What the fuck is catechism?
00:11:38I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:11:40Yeah.
00:11:50My soulmate.
00:11:53Chris?
00:11:55Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
00:12:00I mean...
00:12:01What?
00:12:01No.
00:12:02Chris is perfect.
00:12:03He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:12:07Plus, his name's Chris.
00:12:08It's a sign.
00:12:09Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:12:15What?
00:12:16He does not.
00:12:17Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:12:19He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:12:22With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:12:26Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:12:29Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:12:32Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:12:35See you in the morning.
00:12:44I knew it would happen someday.
00:12:45I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:12:57I just didn't expect it to happen.
00:13:20You're so perfect.
00:13:58I knew that's what I look like.
00:14:18Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:14:37Tomorrow's the day.
00:15:01Oh, my gosh.
00:15:02They're coming.
00:15:04Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.
00:15:09Ew, why?
00:15:11It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:15:13It's going to be really sexy.
00:15:15I'm going to surprise you.
00:15:16You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:15:18He's going to be really sexy.
00:15:20It's stupid.
00:15:21Just screw him.
00:15:23That's what he wants.
00:15:24That's what all guys want.
00:15:25Who hurt you as a child?
00:15:27Oh, Christ.
00:15:28And I have your mouth, too.
00:15:31Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.
00:15:36You're an idiot.
00:15:37A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:15:42Guys, seriously, come on.
00:15:43Hurry up.
00:15:49Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:15:52I love it.
00:15:55Um, you should put that down, though, because it's, like, it's very fragile.
00:15:58Yeah.
00:16:00Set it down.
00:16:01Hurry up.
00:16:05Those are your anal beads, right?
00:16:07Yeah.
00:16:07All right, let's go.
00:16:25All right, let's go.
00:16:28Whoa, is this part of the house?
00:16:30Whoa!
00:16:31Hold up.
00:16:34Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:16:35Oh, a tack of the wet t-shirt.
00:16:37It's nice.
00:16:38Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:16:39It's going to be.
00:16:40Oh, fuck.
00:16:43Ah, fuck.
00:16:44Check, check, check, check, check.
00:16:48Happy birthday, Lex.
00:16:51No, Joanna, we said no.
00:16:53Yes.
00:16:54That is lip poison to plump your lips, but be careful it stings.
00:16:59And the other one is edible mystical joy.
00:17:02Oh, how did you know?
00:17:04I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:17:12Poster, such a cutie.
00:17:15Please don't touch my service time.
00:17:18All right, sorry.
00:17:19Are you okay now?
00:17:20Yeah, I'm fine.
00:17:21Okay, see you later.
00:17:26I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:17:28This is crazy.
00:17:29Oh, Jake.
00:17:30Hi.
00:17:32Hey, Ben.
00:17:33Happy birthday.
00:17:36Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:17:39What?
00:17:40You want a beer?
00:17:44No.
00:17:48Oh, hon.
00:17:50Come here.
00:17:54I have your present here.
00:17:55I'll give it to you later.
00:17:57The time's right.
00:17:59You didn't have to give me anything.
00:18:02And I have a present for you that I want you to wrap later.
00:18:08Hey, bro, we need you to settle this bed over here real quick.
00:18:13Oh, a bed.
00:18:18All right, this is my man right here.
00:18:20Hey.
00:18:21Hey.
00:18:21How you doing?
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:24Hey.
00:18:24Hey.
00:18:36You're welcome.
00:18:38Yeah.
00:18:39Hey.
00:18:40Hey.
00:18:41Hey.
00:18:47Hey.
00:18:54Look at those! Are those real?
00:18:57Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:18:58Hey! Ah, dude, move!
00:19:00Come on, lame!
00:19:02Oh, alright, okay. I'll see you guys later.
00:19:04Go do some push-ups or something.
00:19:06Aw, the moves!
00:19:07Winnie Buck says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboating those kitties.
00:19:11Yeah!
00:19:13They're fake anyways.
00:19:15Who cares?
00:19:16Okay!
00:19:21Oh, dude, dude!
00:19:23I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:19:28Sue, no, it's your birthday. Here, let me.
00:19:31Joanna, no, just go enjoy the birdie.
00:19:34Come on.
00:19:36I'm in.
00:19:39Hey, do my lips look any plumper?
00:19:42I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:19:46Have you guys seen Jake?
00:19:47I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:19:49It just, like, disappeared.
00:20:03Are these real?
00:20:04Of course they are.
00:20:06All right.
00:20:07I'm just wondering.
00:20:08How come I've been at you before?
00:20:10I don't know.
00:20:11Maybe he's just gonna be around.
00:20:12Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:20:14Um, I think he's around or something.
00:20:17Maybe upstairs.
00:20:18I don't know.
00:20:20Oh.
00:20:20Maybe he wants to go get my birthday present.
00:20:22That's probably where he went.
00:20:25Go roll.
00:20:28Liquid courage?
00:20:30Yeah.
00:20:31Atta girl.
00:20:35Vodka cranberry?
00:20:37Surely simple.
00:20:40Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:20:42I can go meet Rob.
00:20:44Sue?
00:20:45Are you okay?
00:20:46Sue?
00:20:47Relax.
00:20:50They're just guys.
00:20:52Okay.
00:20:52Nothing to be scared of.
00:20:53Seriously.
00:20:53Gonna be fine.
00:20:55Is Chris here?
00:21:02Wow.
00:21:03It's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:21:05No!
00:21:06He does not have gay face.
00:21:08I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:21:10I'm gonna do it.
00:21:16Wow.
00:21:17It's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:21:19No!
00:21:20He does not have gay face.
00:21:22I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:21:24I'm gonna do it.
00:21:26I'm gonna do this.
00:21:27Good luck.
00:21:31Hey, you can do this.
00:21:33Just act like a slut.
00:21:37Just pretend you're Lexi.
00:21:48Yeah, my favorite chapter song is Galore.
00:21:51Chris.
00:21:53Hi.
00:21:54Can I talk to you?
00:21:56Uh-huh.
00:21:58In private?
00:22:00No.
00:22:14Hey, Lexi. Hey, Lexi.
00:22:16What?
00:22:17Chris.
00:22:19You're so sexy.
00:22:22Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just...
00:22:25I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:22:29And I really want to...
00:22:32Oh!
00:22:34What are you doing?
00:22:35Is that wrong?
00:22:36Sue!
00:22:37What's gotten into you?
00:22:38Nothing.
00:22:39I'm sorry.
00:22:40I don't know how to do this.
00:22:42Sue.
00:22:44Sue, Sue, Sue.
00:22:48I understand these urges.
00:22:52And, you know, I like you too.
00:22:56Really?
00:22:57You do?
00:22:58I do.
00:22:59I really do.
00:23:01I like you too.
00:23:03Really?
00:23:04You do?
00:23:05I do.
00:23:06I do.
00:23:06I really do.
00:23:07It's just...
00:23:10I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:23:15Right.
00:23:16Lexi said you were...
00:23:18Jesus.
00:23:19Oh.
00:23:20Batman.
00:23:21Of course.
00:23:22What did you think?
00:23:23Oh, nothing.
00:23:25So we can still do this then?
00:23:28Oh, Sue.
00:23:31You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins, when I think about
00:23:41him up there on that cross, so helpless, yet so muscular, with his strong thighs,
00:23:53crossed over each other so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth, growing so hot, so sweaty,
00:24:05under that hot, hot sun.
00:24:09And I just feel such compassion.
00:24:13I think about those things too.
00:24:15So you understand why I can't do this?
00:24:19Not really.
00:24:20I just find it too hard.
00:24:23It is to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much for us.
00:24:33So...
00:24:43You're gonna go out there, right?
00:24:45Andy, we're gonna tell you three months.
00:24:48Hey, Ty.
00:24:48Whoa!
00:24:50Have you seen Jake?
00:24:52Uh, no.
00:24:53No.
00:24:54All right.
00:24:58All right.
00:24:59All right.
00:24:59Focus.
00:25:00Focus.
00:25:07Oh, there he is.
00:25:11Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:25:28How could he?
00:25:33Sue?
00:25:34What happened?
00:25:35Did you guys do it?
00:25:36Sue?
00:25:38He doesn't want me.
00:25:40Because he's gay.
00:25:42Because he's gay.
00:25:42No, he's not.
00:25:43He just really loves Jesus.
00:25:45Oh, come on, Sue.
00:25:47The only reason you even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you.
00:25:52Look, the only way you were gonna find out what kind of man you really want is to know what
00:25:58kind of woman you really are deep inside.
00:26:03What?
00:26:04Come with me.
00:26:06Where?
00:26:07To meet your dark side.
00:26:15Out.
00:26:17Everyone out.
00:26:28Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face to face.
00:26:44I really can't.
00:26:46I really don't think I can do this.
00:26:49I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:26:55I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:27:00Sue?
00:27:02Can you see it?
00:27:05Sue.
00:27:09I'm almost...
00:27:11I'm almost there.
00:27:17What?
00:27:20What?
00:27:21Sue, what happened?
00:27:22What did you see?
00:27:23A raccoon?
00:27:25What?
00:27:27You overshot it.
00:27:28Aim the mirror further up.
00:27:37I can't.
00:27:38Please don't make me do that again.
00:27:39Okay.
00:27:40Fine.
00:27:41Fine.
00:27:43I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:27:46What?
00:27:47You really need an orgasm.
00:27:50Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've never even had it
00:27:55with yourself.
00:27:56This really has to be your first step.
00:27:58Lex.
00:27:59I'm waiting.
00:28:00Coming.
00:28:01Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:28:04Just find it and use it.
00:28:06Wait.
00:28:07What does a black vibrator look like?
00:28:09It's black.
00:28:10It vibrates.
00:28:13Come on, Rod.
00:28:15Let's go to Sue's room.
00:28:18And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:28:20It'sộnенный.
00:28:28Boodoody.
00:28:29What?
00:28:33C2
00:28:34ein
00:28:34Tootie.
00:28:38C1
00:28:39What?
00:28:48No
00:28:49We'll turn
00:28:49Unexpected
00:28:50We'll spread
00:28:50Good boy. Straighten up.
00:28:53Good boy.
00:28:55Good boy.
00:28:56He knows over a hundred commands.
00:29:00I'm sorry I can't see anything.
00:29:02That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:29:05What a bitch.
00:29:06Fortunately when you're blind you get used to things like that.
00:29:40Oh shit.
00:29:45What's wrong with this thing?
00:29:49Nice shot.
00:29:51A direct hit.
00:30:06Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:30:09Lexi, it's Jake.
00:30:12He was skinning a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:30:15For sure?
00:30:17I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him.
00:30:20So maybe, maybe it's my fault.
00:30:21That's no excuse.
00:30:23He's a dirtbag. How dare he?
00:30:25No, it's awful.
00:30:27I mean, I thought I was gonna marry him.
00:30:36It's a text. It's from him.
00:30:38Um, I can't bear myself to read it.
00:30:39Okay.
00:30:40Uh, he's looking for you.
00:30:42He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:30:45Oh, I can't face him.
00:30:47Um, I have to go. I'm going.
00:30:49No, you can't just leave.
00:30:51Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:30:54I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:30:57He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:31:00Either way, it's bullshit.
00:31:01I see only one option.
00:31:05I'm leaving.
00:31:06Revenge sex.
00:31:08Re- I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:31:10It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:31:18Revenge sex.
00:31:19Re- I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:31:21It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:31:27But he- I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:31:29He doesn't care about me. I mean, what would, it was just another girl.
00:31:33Trust me, he'll care.
00:31:36Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him.
00:31:38To his ego to screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.
00:31:44Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking and with a bigger dick.
00:31:50No, I, I couldn't.
00:31:52Plus, I mean, there's no one smarter and better looking.
00:31:56Eric! He's perfect!
00:31:58Eric Hall? Are you kidding?
00:32:01I mean, he wouldn't even be into me. He likes your type.
00:32:05Really? And what type is that?
00:32:07He's bloody.
00:32:09Yeah. Trust me, he's amazing.
00:32:12I fooled around with him once. He has this great tongue ring.
00:32:15Oh, no. I can never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.
00:32:19Okay, then. Fine. We will find someone else.
00:32:23Someone that I haven't fooled around with.
00:32:30Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him?
00:32:32I mean, it's like you're not going to marry the guy.
00:32:35No, I just can do it.
00:32:37Fine. If you want to live the rest of your life
00:32:40knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:32:43to make your boyfriend feel like a total worthless piece of garbage
00:32:46and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence,
00:32:49and you chose not to do it,
00:32:51go ahead.
00:32:52But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:32:56I don't know.
00:33:00But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:33:04I don't know.
00:33:06Trust me.
00:33:07It's going to work.
00:33:14I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:33:18Hi, Cheryl.
00:33:19Okay, now I'm just jacked.
00:33:21Oh, no.
00:33:34Hey.
00:33:36Happy birthday.
00:33:39Thanks.
00:34:03Have you guys seen Jake?
00:34:12So, happy birthday.
00:34:15Uh, do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:34:21But it's actually from us.
00:34:22U.S.
00:34:24America?
00:34:27United States?
00:34:28I know where we live.
00:34:30Right.
00:34:31Of course.
00:34:35I know where we live.
00:34:37Right.
00:34:38Of course.
00:34:44Hey, Jesus, Erica, are you going to make your move or not?
00:34:47Oh, you want me to move?
00:34:48Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:34:49I just...
00:34:50No, you're fine.
00:34:53You're fine.
00:34:54You're fine.
00:34:56You're fine.
00:34:59You're fine.
00:35:04Jake!
00:35:08So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:35:10Oh, I'm sorry.
00:35:13It?
00:35:13What, um...
00:35:15It.
00:35:16Like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket get real nasty.
00:35:23Oh!
00:35:24Oh, you mean, like, uh, right now?
00:35:28I mean, well, yeah.
00:35:31You know, the sooner the better.
00:35:34Yeah, sure.
00:35:35I mean, yeah, of course.
00:35:36Um, I just never realized that you...
00:35:40I mean...
00:35:42Whew.
00:35:44Uh...
00:35:46It's just...
00:35:49You're so...
00:35:51You're so beautiful.
00:35:52Okay.
00:35:53Um...
00:35:54Hmm?
00:35:54Uh, no kissing.
00:35:57Right.
00:35:58Um, of course.
00:36:00Sorry.
00:36:05So, um...
00:36:06Do you want to unwrap me?
00:36:09Oh, wow.
00:36:10Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:36:15Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:36:17You, uh, you're fresh.
00:36:22Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:36:24Uh, you, uh, you're fresh.
00:36:27Organic.
00:36:28Yep.
00:36:31So, the wrap.
00:36:32Right.
00:36:35Um...
00:36:36Uh, where's the, uh...
00:36:37It's, uh, the end is...
00:36:39The edge is, like, right over here.
00:36:40Oh, oh, yeah, here it is.
00:36:41Yeah.
00:36:41It's where I see it.
00:36:42Um, let me just, uh...
00:36:45Uh...
00:36:46Ow, ow, ow!
00:36:46Oh, sorry.
00:36:47Sorry, sorry.
00:36:48I, I...
00:36:49It's...
00:36:49It's okay.
00:36:51Do it again.
00:36:54Sorry, I, I, uh, I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult to...
00:36:57You know what?
00:36:57Let me just lay on the bed.
00:37:01Okay.
00:37:06Uh, let me just see.
00:37:11Oh, here it is.
00:37:11I got it.
00:37:12All right.
00:37:13Just, um, pull it.
00:37:14Oh, let me just...
00:37:19Oh, jeez.
00:37:20Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:37:22Are you okay?
00:37:26Uh...
00:37:27Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:37:29Oh, jeez.
00:37:32Oh, jeez.
00:37:38Well, that was stupid.
00:37:40Uh, yeah.
00:37:43Uh, yeah.
00:37:44Uh, yeah.
00:37:48Uh, yeah.
00:37:49How you doing tonight?
00:37:50Good.
00:37:50Good.
00:37:50You having a good time?
00:37:51Yeah?
00:37:52Good?
00:37:53Jake!
00:37:54I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:37:56What?
00:37:57I can't hear you.
00:38:00You know the beer.
00:38:02Chips are so damn salty.
00:38:03Jake!
00:38:04Sorry, we're...
00:38:05Upstairs.
00:38:06Yeah.
00:38:07Hold on.
00:38:08Take a piss.
00:38:10How much beer?
00:38:25Ha-ha-ha.
00:38:28Oh.
00:38:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:38:42Finally.
00:38:43Hey, let me just get the blinds.
00:38:47Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:38:49Don't worry about it.
00:38:51What?
00:38:52I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:38:59Oh, well, okay.
00:39:00Okay.
00:39:16Finally.
00:39:17I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:39:21Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:23Don't worry about it.
00:39:24What?
00:39:25What?
00:39:26I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:39:30Uh-oh.
00:39:33Well, okay.
00:39:34Okay.
00:39:34Okay.
00:39:35Okay.
00:39:36Okay.
00:39:36Okay.
00:39:37Okay.
00:39:49Um.
00:39:50I don't know.
00:40:24what are you doing uh i think it's time you know to do it um not yet more foreplay huh
00:40:44so good oh yeah oh my god draw draw draw what what what ah ah ah ah ah lock jaw
00:41:00lock jaw is that even a
00:41:02thing i don't know ah are you okay
00:41:11no no no it's uh it's fine i'm just a embarrassed i it's probably tmj or fracture swollen
00:41:24you sure you're okay yeah yeah i'm fine okay great have fun
00:41:36now now let's do it now no not yet not yet
00:41:42all right i'm gonna come now i'm gonna come are you ready
00:41:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:41:47No, no, no, not yet!
00:41:49Lexi! Lexi!
00:41:50Oh!
00:41:50Oh.
00:41:55Oh, no, no, no. Not yet.
00:41:57Lexi! Lexi!
00:41:58Oh!
00:42:01No means no.
00:42:02Huh? Oh.
00:42:03I'm so sorry.
00:42:04I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:42:05It's been a really long time,
00:42:07and I haven't been masturbating for anything.
00:42:13Hey.
00:42:13Oh, hey, Jake.
00:42:19How you doing?
00:42:22How's it going?
00:42:23Good.
00:42:24Eric?
00:42:25Come.
00:42:26Eric, help me.
00:42:27I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:42:30Excuse me.
00:42:35Cheryl's in here.
00:42:41What's up, bro?
00:42:42What the fuck is...
00:42:46Hey, wait!
00:42:48Relax.
00:42:49Come here.
00:42:50Still waiting.
00:42:57Oh, I'm sorry.
00:42:59I can't see.
00:42:59I'm blind.
00:43:02Damn it.
00:43:04I'm gonna say something to that bitch.
00:43:06Hey, you.
00:43:09You better get out of here.
00:43:09Stop making fun of the blind, or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:43:16I'm so sorry.
00:43:17I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:43:40Meow.
00:43:42Oh.
00:43:44I can't crash.
00:43:45Oh, man.
00:43:46No more water balloons.
00:43:48This party's ass.
00:43:52Yeah.
00:43:57This just isn't working.
00:44:00Nothing.
00:44:02What's the big deal about these vibrators, anyway?
00:44:07I can't carry them, man.
00:44:08It locks sticks.
00:44:10Spark it up.
00:44:12Yes!
00:44:12All right.
00:44:16Oh, man!
00:44:17I love this game!
00:44:18We're going to get controllers.
00:44:19We got to play.
00:44:20Here, here, here.
00:44:21Okay, let me find another one.
00:44:25Woo!
00:44:28Look at this!
00:44:29Oh, my God!
00:44:32Oh, man.
00:44:33Get that thing away, Jesus.
00:44:43Hey, dude, nice shot.
00:44:46Wasn't me.
00:44:51Whoa, whoa, nice.
00:44:55Are you sitting on it or something?
00:44:59Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:45:00Nice, thanks.
00:45:14Do you have the extra controller?
00:45:27Whoa!
00:45:30You are the controller.
00:45:32No, I just...
00:45:34I didn't, I swear, I...
00:45:37Okay?
00:45:48Hey, hey, Sue.
00:45:51Where are you going, man?
00:45:54It's okay, um...
00:45:55Hey, Sue.
00:46:08Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:46:10Yeah, I just needed to...
00:46:12Um...
00:46:13Oh, sure.
00:46:16Listen, Sue, I...
00:46:18I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:46:21You were?
00:46:24You mean...
00:46:25Y-yeah.
00:46:29So you think we should give it a try?
00:46:33Can we go get a drink?
00:46:38Wow, um...
00:46:39Your toilet's really...
00:46:41Oh, you...
00:46:43You know what?
00:46:44I-I gotta go.
00:46:45Um, happy birthday.
00:46:47Uh, no, Chris!
00:46:48No, there wasn't...
00:46:48I didn't...
00:46:49Oh, God, never mind.
00:47:04This is the worst idea ever.
00:47:07I'm never going to have sex.
00:47:09Now!
00:47:11Ow, you're that...
00:47:12Come on.
00:47:15I'm so excited.
00:47:16I'm so excited.
00:47:22You're gonna be so excited.
00:47:31Hello? A little attention here.
00:47:34Oh, yeah. Sorry.
00:47:42Lex, don't be selfish.
00:47:44Oh, right. Sorry.
00:47:58Oh, jeez.
00:48:02Who invented this stupid position anyway?
00:48:05Too much fucking multitasking.
00:48:08Screw it.
00:48:17Oh.
00:48:33Oh, my God.
00:48:51Oh, no.
00:48:54That was bad.
00:48:56That was so bad.
00:49:11Joanna?
00:49:12Do you know a guy named JJ?
00:49:17I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:49:22Hey.
00:49:24Does your name start with a J?
00:49:27Yes, it does.
00:49:29So, you're JJ?
00:49:30Uh-oh.
00:49:55Hello.
00:49:56Hello. Welcome to 1-900-Confess. Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:50:02A nun.
00:50:03Please punch in your credit card number.
00:50:10Please hold.
00:50:12Thank goodness.
00:50:161-900-Confession. How may I be of service?
00:50:20It's been one day since my last confession. I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:50:25One day.
00:50:28Ow!
00:50:34Is that too long?
00:50:35I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:50:38Go on.
00:50:39Um, okay. Well, I've been touching myself inappropriately. Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine.
00:50:47What's your problem?
00:50:48A washing machine touched her.
00:50:52Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...
00:50:56All right, freak. Time's up.
00:50:58What? But what do I do?
00:51:00Just unplug the thing.
00:51:02No, but... but I think I might have had an... orgasm.
00:51:06Well, then be happy. You found the perfect man.
00:51:09I'm serious.
00:51:11Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...
00:51:15I'll tell you this.
00:51:21You broke no covenant with God. It's not in the Bible.
00:51:27So the washing machine could touch me anytime? Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:51:33Yes, yes, and other things can touch you. Accidental masturbation is not a sin. Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:51:42Huh. God's pretty cool that way.
00:51:46He sure is. Now run along.
00:51:51Wow. How do you know all that?
00:51:55Because I'm a nun. Now eat my pussy, bitch.
00:51:59Huh. Accidental masturbation. Who'd it think?
00:52:13Revenge sex. What a stupid fucking idiot.
00:52:17God, I'm getting out of here.
00:52:21Yeah, admit it. I've got no game.
00:52:24I guess I'm scared of being like this. I don't feel good enough.
00:52:31Fucking douchebag.
00:52:34Damn it.
00:52:36Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:52:39You go, girl.
00:52:41What?
00:52:43What are you doing here?
00:52:45We needed someplace private.
00:52:47But hey, listen. If you're serious about getting laid.
00:52:51Yeah?
00:52:52If you want someone great.
00:52:53I mean, really. The best ever.
00:52:58No offense.
00:53:00Frank. The blind guy?
00:53:02Really?
00:53:03I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:53:07I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:53:10It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:53:13It was like we used all our senses.
00:53:16Everything.
00:53:19If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:53:23All right.
00:53:30What about him?
00:53:32Jeremy.
00:53:33Oh, yeah. I know Jeremy.
00:53:36Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:53:38I didn't know his last name, though.
00:53:41It's Jones.
00:53:43Jeremy Jones.
00:53:44Oh, this all makes sense.
00:53:46Excuse me.
00:53:48Jeremy.
00:53:50Hi.
00:53:51Hey.
00:53:52Who's on the phone?
00:53:54Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:53:56You'll meet her.
00:53:57Could be here in like an hour.
00:53:58Wait.
00:53:59You have a girlfriend?
00:54:14Oh, hey, Frank.
00:54:17Sit.
00:54:22oh you meant you meant the dog relax you need to relax and calm down
00:54:42oh i'm i'm relaxed i'm fine why are you biting your nail
00:54:47i'm not how did you know that corner
00:55:02sit roll over
00:55:06oh you mean me
00:55:10roll over
00:55:14oh you mean me
00:55:17oh how do you how do you want me to just like that
00:55:21oh
00:55:33i shouldn't even be doing this but considering it a teachable moment okay
00:55:43oh
00:55:47see me with your hands
00:55:52all right
00:56:01you know i should really i have a boyfriend and i shouldn't be doing this really
00:56:19mmm peanut butter
00:56:36frank frank
00:56:38oh
00:56:42oh frank
00:57:03you
00:57:03you
00:57:03you
00:57:09oh
00:57:10yo man
00:57:11yo gimme a chip
00:57:13my chips homeboy
00:57:14oh gimme a chip man
00:57:16my chips
00:57:17yo
00:57:17my chips
00:57:18gimme a chip
00:57:23guys why are you making such a mess
00:57:25sorry
00:57:27sorry
00:57:34it's just a case of accidental masturbation that's all
00:57:43right
00:57:44come on let me do this go away
00:57:45i got it
00:57:46no really please i wanna help
00:57:52okay everybody out
00:57:54leave i have to back
00:58:10You're not even getting the chips. They're over here.
00:58:14I see some dust over here, so...
00:58:20There's just so much dust on this floor.
00:58:24Oh, this is a dirty floor. Such a dirty... dirty floor, and I just...
00:58:42Oh, no!
00:58:45Oh, no!
00:58:47Oh, no!
00:58:49Oh, no!
00:58:50Oh, no!
00:58:51Okay. Oh, yes. Oh, all right.
00:58:53Oh, I think I got all that. I'm just gonna...
00:58:58I'll see you. Oh.
00:59:07Oh, here's my shot.
00:59:09Frankie!
00:59:11Oh, my... Oh!
00:59:12What was that?
00:59:13What?
00:59:15Ah, fucking shit.
00:59:17Man, we gotta smoke.
00:59:18Well, we can smoke in here.
00:59:21Stop. Frank. Stop teasing Frank.
00:59:25Oh, shit.
00:59:27I'm sorry, man. We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:59:30Oh, I heard something.
00:59:31You wanna join us?
00:59:32Uh...
00:59:33No, I might...
00:59:34Come on! You gotta do it! Come on!
00:59:37Seriously, guys, I need to...
00:59:38Where's your dog, man?
00:59:39Dude!
00:59:39What's it like being blind a bit?
00:59:41It's creepy.
00:59:45Frank?
00:59:48Frank, are we gonna do something soon?
00:59:52Bro, you are...
00:59:55too... funny.
00:59:57Thanks, man.
00:59:58Oh, this is some good stuff.
00:59:59I haven't smoked since junior high.
01:00:01Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
01:00:05Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:06I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
01:00:11Damn, I really can't remember.
01:00:12This is some good shit.
01:00:33Oh, no.
01:00:35You're the devil.
01:00:37No more.
01:00:41JJ, I... Jeremy, you have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
01:00:48Please.
01:00:49Lex, I can't.
01:00:52I mean, I got a girlfriend. I really like this girl.
01:00:55Fine.
01:00:57It's just so sad.
01:00:58Because I'm wearing this...
01:01:01coupless bra.
01:01:02And I also have on crotchless panties.
01:01:06With just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
01:01:17We've got like 30 minutes before she gets here.
01:01:20Perfect.
01:01:38Do it.
01:01:39Let's do it.
01:01:40Fuck me. Fuck me now.
01:01:47What? What's wrong?
01:01:49I can't.
01:01:50I can't get it in.
01:01:52Try down there.
01:01:54It's a desert down there.
01:01:55It's sandpaper.
01:01:58Okay, I get the picture.
01:02:00Just try it again.
01:02:03No.
01:02:04Why is this happening?
01:02:07We fooled around before.
01:02:09I was dripping wet.
01:02:10I came like four times, remember?
01:02:12Just do what you did then.
01:02:14Go on.
01:02:14I already did my thing.
01:02:16I already tried.
01:02:19What?
01:02:19What is different this time?
01:02:22I don't know.
01:02:24Last time...
01:02:27I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
01:02:30What?
01:02:32You're not JJ?
01:02:34But your name is Jeremy Jones.
01:02:37How can you not be JJ?
01:02:39Who the hell is this JJ?
01:02:42Where are you going?
01:02:44We're not done here.
01:02:45I can still do this.
01:02:46I just need a little bit of work.
01:02:48I can do this.
01:02:49I don't need JJ.
01:02:51I don't need anyone else.
01:02:52We can do this.
01:02:54Go team.
01:02:59What?
01:03:00Just keep going.
01:03:05Jeremy?
01:03:07Are you...
01:03:07Shit.
01:03:10Jeremy?
01:03:18Where's Jeremy?
01:03:20Uh, we were just, you know, from here.
01:03:25Hey, babe. Just working out.
01:03:31How could you, you bastard?
01:03:37You might wanna...
01:03:39What? What?
01:03:45Ah! Mariela! Mariela!
01:03:49You know, those aren't mine! At least not all of them.
01:03:55What is wrong with you?
01:04:00What is wrong with you?
01:04:03You used to be so pure.
01:04:06Well, no more. That's it.
01:04:08Really, that's the last one.
01:04:45You used to be so pure.
01:04:45I have to feel so pure.
01:04:45I'll be right back.
01:04:48I'll be right back.
01:04:49What are you doing down here?
01:04:51Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
01:04:56What?
01:04:57Why?
01:04:58Nothing.
01:04:59Just this blind guy and his dog and...
01:05:02Honey, it's gonna be okay.
01:05:06No, it's not okay.
01:05:09God.
01:05:10And you know whose fault it is?
01:05:12I'm sorry.
01:05:13It's Jake's.
01:05:14Jake's fault.
01:05:15That blind cheating bastard.
01:05:18Yes.
01:05:19He is such a dickwad.
01:05:21You need to confront him.
01:05:22Yeah.
01:05:23Yeah, I need to confront him.
01:05:25I mean, it's my birthday and where is he anyway?
01:05:29Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
01:05:31You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
01:05:34Yeah, a big piece.
01:05:35A big old chunk of my mind.
01:05:38A big piece of it.
01:05:39Yeah.
01:05:41You know, you might wanna...
01:05:43You need to look hot while you break up with him.
01:05:46Yeah, you're right.
01:05:48Why am I wearing a sheet?
01:05:49I know.
01:05:56I'm sorry.
01:05:58I'm sorry.
01:06:00I get shy around beautiful women like you.
01:06:05I got no game.
01:06:13It's not important.
01:06:14It's not important.
01:06:15It's not important.
01:06:33Really, Eric, I can't right now.
01:06:35I'm sorry.
01:06:35No, no, no.
01:06:36I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier and I'm just embarrassed and I wanna make it
01:06:42up to you.
01:06:43Eric, really?
01:06:44I don't care.
01:06:45It's fine.
01:06:45No, but I do.
01:06:47I mean, I do.
01:06:48I care.
01:06:51I haven't known how to tell you.
01:06:53Maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:06:56But, I was wondering or hoping that we could go out sometime.
01:07:03Soon.
01:07:04Because I'm gonna be leaving for a little while and it would be nice to go out.
01:07:08Really?
01:07:09Eric.
01:07:09Eric, you're shy.
01:07:11You have no game.
01:07:13Well, no.
01:07:14Not really.
01:07:17Yeah, no.
01:07:17I can't do this.
01:07:18Sorry.
01:07:23Okay.
01:07:24Alright.
01:07:25I, uh, happy birthday then.
01:07:41I'm sorry.
01:07:42I was trying to kiss you.
01:07:53Wow.
01:08:06Here I come, baby.
01:08:07Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:08:13Oh.
01:08:14Eric, stop.
01:08:15Um, we can't do this.
01:08:17Oh, goddammit.
01:08:18Not again.
01:08:18Oh, no, um...
01:08:19Honey, happy...
01:08:23What the fuck is this?
01:08:24Who the hell are you, dude?
01:08:26Okay, guys.
01:08:27Don't.
01:08:31Cheryl.
01:08:33Baby.
01:08:34What is this?
01:08:36Oh, gee, Cheryl.
01:08:39You're...
01:08:40I've been looking for you all night and you've been...
01:08:43Oh, man.
01:08:43No wonder I couldn't find you.
01:08:45You couldn't find me?
01:08:47What about all those girls' vaginas you were in or your penis getting sucked?
01:08:52Cheryl, honey.
01:08:54No, no.
01:08:54You can work this out.
01:08:56Baby, I love you.
01:08:58Jake, no.
01:08:58You have to go.
01:08:59Baby, I'll be faithful from now on.
01:09:01Please.
01:09:01I promise.
01:09:02No, Jake.
01:09:03I can't do this.
01:09:04I'm sorry.
01:09:05Cheryl, come on.
01:09:06No.
01:09:07Jake, please.
01:09:08Just go.
01:09:08Just go.
01:09:09I'm sorry.
01:09:10You're a harmless bitch!
01:09:12How can you do it?
01:09:14Yay!
01:09:15You did it.
01:09:16I'm so proud of you.
01:09:17You got your revenge sex.
01:09:19You left him a mere shell of a man.
01:09:21Revenge sex?
01:09:24It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:09:27Right.
01:09:30That all makes sense now.
01:09:32Wow.
01:09:33I feel really stupid.
01:09:36Eric, I'm really...
01:09:37I'm really sorry.
01:09:40Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:09:42And you used me.
01:09:45Eric, please don't go.
01:09:46Please, Eric!
01:09:49Aren't you happy?
01:09:52Well, no.
01:09:53That's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:09:56You mean the sex?
01:09:57Was it...
01:09:58No, we didn't quite do it.
01:10:01Oh.
01:10:02You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:10:04Really?
01:10:04I just never found the right guy.
01:10:06Or guys.
01:10:09Anyway.
01:10:09We better get downstairs.
01:10:10People are starting to leave.
01:10:12I wonder how Sue did.
01:10:21Oh, my God.
01:10:23Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:10:25I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:10:28This is bullshit.
01:10:30God!
01:10:31Oh!
01:10:33Dude, suck it!
01:10:36Come out of here!
01:10:38Yeah!
01:10:39He has good hair, though.
01:10:45Don't you fuse on me.
01:10:47And don't fuse on my car, either.
01:11:03Oh, Sue, are you all right?
01:11:06Is it from sex?
01:11:08Did you pop your cork?
01:11:09I don't think so.
01:11:10Not with the guy, anyway.
01:11:12Oh, don't ask.
01:11:14Every possible object.
01:11:17It's like every mechanical thing.
01:11:19It was like...
01:11:20Transformers.
01:11:21They just all became vibrators.
01:11:24I told you.
01:11:25It's addicting.
01:11:28So, what about Chris?
01:11:30Well, last time I saw him, he was running away through dear life.
01:11:33I told you he was gay.
01:11:34Oh.
01:11:35Well, I think I'm just...
01:11:36Oh.
01:11:37Cramp.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:40Oh.
01:11:41I think it's broken.
01:11:42So, wait.
01:11:45None of us cashed an RV card.
01:11:51Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:11:54So, let's now go grab some food.
01:11:56Now go?
01:11:57No.
01:11:59I think I should finish up here.
01:12:02Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:12:04No.
01:12:07I don't know.
01:12:07For some reason, I just realized...
01:12:09He needs to be my first.
01:12:12Or something.
01:12:13Why, do you know him?
01:12:15Sort of.
01:12:16Oh.
01:12:17Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, just tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:12:21I don't know him.
01:12:29Love him?
01:12:29Shut it.
01:12:30You wanna do it?
01:12:31I don't wanna hear it from you.
01:12:32You wanna get married?
01:12:33You wanna do it?
01:12:33Zip it.
01:12:34Zip it.
01:12:34I've heard, I've heard.
01:13:03I've heard.
01:13:03Um, no. No way.
01:13:23Oh well. There's always next year.
01:13:48It's you. I've been waiting for you, JJ.
01:13:57Joanna.
01:14:05Yeah.
01:14:30She has been waiting.
01:14:31Don't you know.
01:14:32Can't wait.
01:14:32I'm going to leave the cool room.
01:14:32So, let's go.
01:14:32Oh, okay.
01:14:32And you're going to walk you through.
01:14:32Right?
01:14:32Do you need to go back?
01:14:33So, let's go.
01:15:04Wow.
01:15:05That's amazing.
01:15:08Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:15:12I guess something inspired me.
01:15:15You really captured his expression in his eyes.
01:15:19Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.
01:15:25Who's?
01:15:26Eric's.
01:15:27It's him, right?
01:15:31Oh.
01:15:33Yeah.
01:15:36I have to go see him.
01:15:42Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:15:541-900 confess.
01:15:58Sister Terese?
01:16:01Yeah, hon.
01:16:02There was a problem with your credit card.
01:16:04I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:16:07Oh, sure.
01:16:10It's 271.
01:16:12Sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:16:18Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you?
01:16:22Take you back?
01:16:24Sure, hon.
01:16:25Why not?
01:16:27As long as you're on the right path.
01:16:30Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:16:32I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:16:37Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
01:16:41Sister?
01:16:43Can I get up now?
01:16:45I really gotta pee.
01:16:47No!
01:16:47Hush your trap!
01:16:50Okay, honey.
01:16:52I really need to get back to work, but call back anytime.
01:16:55I will.
01:16:57Thanks.
01:17:01Sister?
01:17:02Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you sheep fucker!
01:17:22Eric, wait.
01:17:27Cheryl?
01:17:31Eric, um...
01:17:32Look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:17:36I was trying to have revenge sex with you.
01:17:38At the beginning, but then at the end I wasn't.
01:17:42I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:17:45The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:17:49Um...
01:17:50I...
01:17:51I do want to go out with you.
01:17:54And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:17:58I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is, and he's all over these...
01:18:02Eric!
01:18:04Mom, I gotta get going.
01:18:06Oh.
01:18:08Wow.
01:18:09Um, Cheryl.
01:18:09Uh, this is...
01:18:11My sister Tina.
01:18:12Tina?
01:18:12Cheryl.
01:18:14Hi.
01:18:15Nice to meet you.
01:18:20Uh...
01:18:21So, um...
01:18:23Do you mind if I call you in a few days?
01:18:25When I get back?
01:18:26Yeah.
01:18:27Sure.
01:18:35Oh...
01:18:35Sorry.
01:18:36No kissing, right?
01:18:37No, kissing.
01:18:38Oh.
01:18:39Mm.
01:18:41Hmm.
01:18:46Mm.
01:18:48Mm.
01:18:48Mm.
01:18:51Mm.
01:18:56Mm.
01:18:57Mm.
01:18:57Did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:19:02I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.
01:19:05Wait, what? I never did that.
01:19:09I mean, you don't have to lie about it. She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:19:18She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:19:21I wonder who it was.
01:19:43At least this birthday is over.
01:19:45At least this birthday is over.
01:19:51At least this birthday is over.
01:19:58Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:20:02I mean, if you could just...
01:20:04I don't know, like send me a sign?
01:20:10Hey.
01:20:22Oh, you did the right thing?
01:20:29Did you hear that?
01:20:29You shot yourself.
01:20:35I just got sex.
01:20:36It's OK.
01:20:36That was me.
01:20:40Excuse me. Excuse me. Do you know where the church is? It's on Bounthin Street.
01:20:46Um, yeah, that's the church I go to. Or used to go to. Um, it's straight up that way and
01:20:53then left.
01:20:55Thank you. You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
01:21:00Oh, um, I don't know.
01:21:09Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:21:13Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque. Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.
01:21:23I don't think so. But thanks.
01:21:26What's your name? Sue. What's yours?
01:21:30Jesus.
01:21:32Really?
01:21:33Si.
01:21:35Oh, maybe I could use the ride.
01:21:40Oh, maybe I could use the ride.
01:21:56Oh!
01:21:57Oh!
01:21:59Oh!
01:22:01Oh!
01:22:01Oh!
01:22:02Oh!
01:22:03Oh!
01:22:03Oh!
01:22:04Oh!
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