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Crackhead S01E01 (2026) [Full Movie] [Full Series]Full EP - Full
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00:01I can hear the, I can hear the sound that's coming
00:05I can hear the, I can hear the sound that's coming
00:07I can hear the sound that's coming
00:13Boy, I'm on the south side, bitch
00:15Tryna get the south side rich
00:17Exactly what it sounds like, bitch
00:19Said I'm tryna get the south side rich
00:21Inside, speakin' outside shit
00:22With a south side chick with a mouth white dish
00:25You heard a couple dudes on the south
00:26When the dudes got south, don't sound like this
00:36I can hear the sound that's coming
00:40I can hear the sound that's coming
00:41I can hear the sound that's coming
00:48Shit!
00:50Stop, stop, stop
00:52Boy, I can hear the sound that's coming
00:53Trying to get the south side rich
00:58in the small town of last with its tranquil atmosphere and luxurious amenities at last
01:05the healing can begin wait don't touch my shit okay so i need to know what drugs and alcohol
01:12you've taken in the last three days i don't know i don't know um all right well what about your
01:21eye
01:21you get in a fight or something no you fucking slut fucking hands off me you know why your police
01:29report says you're here because it's just a big misunderstanding misunderstanding this is your
01:38third court appearance oh he didn't dig miss jones given your inability to take these charges
01:44seriously i'm inclined to warn you of the probable prison sentence you're facing
01:52what almost done yeah yes i got it sorry
01:58um look we need to do a full health assessment all right so you may as well just tell me
02:02exactly what you're taking okay in view of your mental health i am prepared to consider a 28-day
02:08rehabilitation program however you will need to obtain a reference letter from the clinic proving
02:15you are committed to sobriety if this letter is unattainable you will be transferred from the
02:19clinic to prison do you understand
02:26fine i had some whiskey and tequila and vodka
02:32and it was the one with the gold flakes gold flakes anything else
02:39tramadol and weed just to like chill me out totally understand that and some coffee wow okay
02:45is this a bomb yeah oh and it's like stained and codeine but i'm there from my doctor and i
02:51tried
02:51it's like a myth myth myth well i didn't like it you'd be the first
03:02luxurious amenities my ass ah so you were paying attention good on you come on let's go all right
03:09so detoxing is going to take a few days and then tomorrow you get to meet your psychiatrist that'd be
03:14cool don't it all right and then uh you got to start your group therapy we're awesome and actually
03:20there's a few more rules sorry no sex no drugs or alcohol and there's no phones for the first what
03:27no no no no no i need my phone it's only for the first week that's all oh my god
03:31what do you think
03:32i'm gonna do you think i'm gonna call my drug dealer i'm in the middle of nowhere don't care policy
03:36thank you lydia sup um lydia this is frankie um she's gonna be your new roommate
03:53that you know what i'd like to say that she's not normally this volatile but at this point why lie
03:59you know what how about you show frankie around i'm gonna have a diary i'll see you guys later
04:07you becky follow me
04:18reception
04:22oh seriously the kitchen the tv zone the skit zone
04:33juan's view you owe me for the hot chocolate powder
04:52i believe it's paradise
05:01the circle of suffering what's up old man dressing like a prostitute won't get you far in here
05:15hurry the up vicky
05:21the sex fiend
05:31bedroom you got bottom used to be serious she killed herself
05:35uh
05:39I...
05:40Move!
05:43Move!
05:44Fight it!
05:44Move!
05:46Go!
05:47Go!
05:48Hurry up!
06:03Jones, are you Frances Jones?
06:06Uh, yeah. Frankie. Yeah. Hi.
06:09This one's for you.
06:10Oh, no, no. I'm good with spaghetti.
06:13Until you've had your initial psych evaluation, you have to eat from the meal plan.
06:18I'm not fucking eating that.
06:20If you don't want it, don't eat.
06:44I'll get you.
06:45No.
06:46Eh.
06:48Fumbot.
06:49I don't...
06:50Oh, crackhead!
06:51What?
06:51Come on. What are you? Alcoholic? Bulimic? Crazy? What's your thing?
06:55I don't have a thing.
06:57No, no, no. Everyone has a thing.
06:59Coffee, sugar, and these.
07:02You're gonna need them.
07:04Loads of them.
07:05And...
07:06You're probably not gonna sleep.
07:07And you're gonna get too tired and you're gonna hear...
07:09I get it. I get it. I'm in hell. Thank you.
07:11Yeah, thank you so much for pointing that out.
07:16So...
07:18You hear because you killed someone?
07:20No, I didn't kill anyone.
07:22Yet.
07:27Seriously though, there's like a child killer here, so watch your back.
07:32I'm not joking.
07:35Shhh.
07:42It's a Ypsi.
07:45It's a Ypsi.
08:00It's a Ypsi.
08:03It's a Ypsi.
08:04I'm a medsi, a libertarian.
08:04It's a Ypsi.
08:04I'm the fucking nowhere!
08:05Fuck you!
08:06And fuck you giant asshole!
08:09It's a Ypsi!
08:09AHHHHH!
08:09No!
08:10Dad!
08:56Did you put that there?
08:58Did I put what where?
08:59The rat!
08:59Did you put the fucking rat in my bed?
09:03Nope.
09:04You sure?
09:05If you actually think that I would go out of my way to kill a rat and chuck it in
09:10your bed,
09:14then you definitely belong in a place like this.
09:22What was that, mate?
09:26No, you tell her.
09:29Frankie should go and find another room!
09:30Down the hallway with me, Sus Annie!
09:36As typical as Henry's past was, it was nothing compared to the guides.
09:41Sullivan was facing a 12-hour trek to Gardner Hut and then back to the snowcatch.
09:47Heer's journey was even more epic.
09:49He was going to race down the train for a deadly criminal.
10:03Try to get home.
10:06No, I didn't.
10:07I can't sleep.
10:11She can't sleep.
10:12Tune him me.
10:14I can't sleep.
10:15But I've been hurt.
10:17I have hurt.
10:18I know.
10:19I know.
10:22Fuck!
10:23Shit, Dex.
10:27Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Traffic was wrong the fuck.
10:29Oh, I just missed the whole thing.
10:49Please enter your 9-digit code and press the Hatch key.
11:01Alright, let's go!
11:24Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
11:27Dad!
11:59Fuck!
12:20Where's breakfast?
12:21Bella said this one's for you.
12:28I hope you've got your appetite.
12:30That's all you're getting.
12:32Just take yours.
12:33How do I move rooms?
12:35You don't.
12:36But Alcat put a rat in my bed.
12:39That's a classic.
12:41What?
12:42Sorry, I will deal with Alcat.
12:44So these will be...
12:45Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't get too excited.
12:47Just meds.
12:47Hell withdrawals.
12:52Yum.
12:55I understand you recently lost your father, Ellen.
12:59I'm sorry.
13:01And your mum, Catherine.
13:03She lives up in...
13:03Step-mum.
13:06Right, okay.
13:07And your full name is Frances...
13:09I am Frankie Eloise Jones and you are one of the reasons I'm starving, so fuck you very much.
13:15Yeah, I heard about that.
13:16I am sorry.
13:17We have a set meal plan to ensure you get the nutrients you need when you first arrive.
13:23How are you feeling after your first night?
13:25Feeling?
13:27Ah, let's see.
13:28Great staff.
13:28Great facilities.
13:29Great roomie.
13:31But, ah, since the only thing I've eaten in the last 24 hours is a fist-sized mutant moth,
13:35the last thing I'm gonna do is talk to you about my fucking feelings.
13:41Look, if I am honest.
13:44I actually have a stack of paperwork to tune through, so if you want to leave it for today,
13:51that's cool with me.
13:52You just have to stay for the full session.
13:57What about my reference letter?
13:59Hm?
14:00I'll still get it.
14:02Oh, no, we can deal with that later.
14:12Darling.
14:14You look terrible, Frances.
14:18Are you alright?
14:19I'm fine.
14:20You really need to take better care of yourself.
14:22Go and have a nice hot shower.
14:23I've laid out a lovely black dress.
14:31Absolutely not.
14:54I'm sorry.
15:16Is that my hoodie?
15:18No, I bought it.
15:19What?
15:19I did.
15:20Alf Elk Elk.
15:21Fucking Elk.
15:22Hey!
15:23I've already paid extra because it's got a kangaroo pouch!
15:26I love the ones with the mum pocket.
15:39And hands up in the air, and everybody down, and one, and pose, and pose, and pose, and
15:47hands up behind the head, elbow to the thigh, and three, and four, well done, five, you're
15:54late, seven, eight, one, and two, Frankie, Frankie, Francis, wiki wiki, if you can't
16:01find your five, then I'm really deeply concerned about you, and one, and two, and three, and
16:08four, watching, and pose, watching, and pose, and one, and two, and three, and four, five,
16:17six, seven, eight, and...
16:22She's gonna kill you.
16:23Uh, not if her dress kills me first.
16:25You look like a vagina.
16:27Darling, darling, darling.
16:28This isn't just a dress, it's a gown.
16:32Vagina is in.
16:34Actual fashion is out.
16:44Ooh.
16:46They look young.
16:48Ah!
16:49Fuck, they're talked!
16:51Oh.
16:52Oh.
16:53Ha, ha, ha.
16:54Well, let's all act like Frankie today, shall we?
16:57Oopsie, silly me, ruined all the pies.
17:00In fact, I always ruin everything.
17:03I have no idea why.
17:04It definitely isn't because I'm drunk and high all the time.
17:08And thank God someone else will clear up after me like they always do.
17:12If only I would listen to the people that actually want the best for me.
17:15I wouldn't be such a desperate, disgusting...
17:18Parasite!
17:22Up and down.
17:24And then it's finished!
17:27Hi!
17:28I am so bushed.
17:30See you next week.
17:32Namaste.
17:33Namaste.
17:37Where the fuck is all my shit?
17:39Chill.
17:40It's okay.
17:41And I thought that you understood.
17:42So this is community living, and we all share here...
17:46Fuck off with your community bullshit.
17:47Hey.
17:48It's no big.
17:50I'll get it.
17:52I'll get you your shit back.
17:55Oh, good.
17:56Okay.
17:57You feel better?
18:03Make it quick, I'm busy.
18:07Calls are made in here.
18:10We'll see ya.
18:28I'm actually a pretty fucking good cleaner, Ketur.
18:31You're okay.
18:32I need you to get her out of here.
18:34What now?
18:34Yes.
18:35No, not now.
18:35Jesus, I cannot with her.
18:36Okay.
18:37Alright, let's go for it.
18:38Oh, you have five of me.
18:40All good.
18:40Do you have a pie with me?
18:41Okay, I'll tell you what.
18:42I need my vlog.
18:43Yeah, we'll go grab it.
18:44We'll go grab it.
18:47You've reached Emma.
18:48Please leave a message.
18:54She must be at work or something.
19:06Oh, my God.
19:12Oh, my God.
19:19Oh, what the hell?
19:22Oh, my God.
19:27She's burning Ricky and shit again!
19:36You know, I feel it fast!
19:39Get off my roof!
19:46Yeah, hi, I need a fire engine!
19:49Down!
19:5067 Lundgren Park can!
19:54Frankie!
19:55Frankie, help!
20:18What the fuck is going on?
20:20No!
20:22No!
20:24No!
20:28No!
20:29No!
20:29Don't ask if you don't wanna know
20:35Try not, not to let it show
20:39Oh!
20:42Oh!
20:42Oh!
20:45The better each my
20:48When ya hear a soul from all pillow in dentro
20:53I
20:54When your dreams have all flown by
21:00I'd take one and I'd fall so deep
21:08If I never wake up, at least I'm falling asleep
21:17Frankie!
21:19Frankie!
21:28Can't handle it, huh?
21:37You killed someone, Frankie!
21:40It's this or prison.
21:42Choice is yours.
21:43I never wake up, at least I'm falling asleep
21:50Ah!
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