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"Funky Skeletons" Written and produced by Randy Robert John. Copyright 2025.
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00:30It's the early hours of the morning and I feel something is wrong. That's when I hear their bones rattling
00:39and I know I'm in for a fright. Rattle, rattle, oh hell no. That's when they burst in and start
00:47to groove away. I got skeletons in my fucking home. They just dance around to the music I play and
00:54they just won't fucking go away. I said hell no.
00:58I got skeletons in my home.
01:30Oh, yeah.
01:31I'm in a frantic, frantic state. An atomical explosion, man. I'm sealed inside this fate. They're ossified and terrifying, multiplying
01:43fast. A skeletal discotheque that's built to fucking last.
01:46I said hell no.
01:47Oh, yeah.
01:49Oh, yeah.
02:09One is in the kitchen with a femur for a ladle, rocking out a rhythm like a necrotic cradle. They're
02:15clattering and shattering the ceramic on the shelf.
02:18I'm losing every single shred of sanity and self-control. The humerus is numerous, a legion in the hall. They're
02:24riding boogie till you're dying marrow on the wall. A ribcage percussion, a sternum cracking beat. I can feel the
02:30floorboard shaking underneath my feet.
02:38Phalangial frustration, a calcified obsession. I'm trapped inside this ritual, a spiritual regression. I tried to call the precinct, but
02:52the cops think it's all a joke.
02:55Now they're shaking pelvices in a necrotic masquerade. Tiffy, a fibula, a rivenophobia. They turn my damn apartment into a
03:06god utopia. They don't need any oxygen. They don't need any rest. They're just grooving to the music while I'm
03:11a frantic mess.
03:54I'm in the grupos of horses. They're just Yakisiri. They don't need any rest. I'm trapped inside this ritual, so
03:55I would like to subst niri recorded him.
03:58Now the neighbors are complaining, but the door is locked tight
04:01By a doorman made of jaw bones who's looking for a fight
04:04It's a spinal cord vibration, a vertebral groove
04:06Every time I try to run, they block my every move
04:09I'm the only one with skin in this godforsaken room
04:12Just a fleshy little witness to this disco in a tomb
04:15Rattle, rattle, hell, no, the rhythm is a trap
04:18I'm caught inside the friction of a metacopal gland
04:21Skeletons in my domicile
04:26Living life in a bony style
04:32They're grinding their patellas to the heavy metal sound
04:35Driving my anger till I'm raving mad
04:38Rattle, rattle, snap
04:40Get the hell out of my house
04:44You funky skeletons
04:47I have no time to groove
04:52So leave me be
04:58Yeah!
05:00Yeah!
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