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00:02Let's talk wedding venues.
00:05I thought we agreed on the hotel in Dorset.
00:07Ah yes, so...
00:08Turns out it was already booked by our hashtag sick bride in cancer remission.
00:14Understandably, it was a light pencil.
00:16How do we feel about castles?
00:19There's one here with a functioning moat and a Red Bull sponsorship.
00:23Does that have a lift?
00:24Mmm.
00:26We will look into that.
00:27Yes.
00:27Yeah.
00:28Okay, moving on.
00:30Hendoo!
00:31We're thinking immersive, live-streamed, head-mounted GoPro.
00:37You bring the viewer with you.
00:40But isn't it a spa day?
00:41I mean massages, robes, bit of tequila...
00:44We are three months away from the wedding.
00:47We need to ramp it up.
00:49And put ramps everywhere.
00:50For you!
00:52So, our goal is to break one mil by the end of the honeymoon.
00:55We're in the room right next door, aren't we, Libby?
00:57Yes!
00:58Yes!
00:59Now, do you mind if I take a quick boomerang of you having one of these lovely vickies?
01:20Oh, good.
01:21A hard punch for toast.
01:24Maybe you should tag the eggs.
01:25Well, I'm just keeping up with the brief, but message received.
01:30No, no, let's commit.
01:31Give the people what they really want.
01:34Gritty, disabled realism.
01:37Huh?
01:37Okay.
01:38No, no, no.
01:38Post a reel of you and Ty deadlifting me into the shower.
01:41Oh, yeah.
01:42Or a house tour.
01:43Yeah?
01:44Here's where I can't reach anything.
01:47Here's the ramp that wants me dead.
01:49Here's upstairs.
01:50Oh, I've never been.
01:53I hear you.
01:55You could have an entire third family up there and I wouldn't even know it.
02:01I'm going to talk to Jane about further renovations.
02:05Okay?
02:07I'm sorry.
02:10I love you.
02:13Yes, obviously.
02:16Renewal.
02:17Resurgence.
02:18Rebirth.
02:19Like a caterpillar from a cocoon.
02:21Except it's not a cocoon.
02:23It's a womb.
02:24Your womb.
02:26You are emerging from yourself.
02:31Yeah, well, I can cut you some hand slits.
02:33But only if you feel ready to resurgence.
02:37And this is definitely the fabric.
02:40It does look a little like she's been excreted.
02:43Well, technically it's a transitional membrane designed for hibernate and zoo snakes, but yes.
02:49And how does she go backwards in this thing?
02:53Is it a series of three-point turns?
02:56Why would anyone want to go backwards in this life?
02:59Bean, it really is so creative.
03:02I just don't know if it's giving me a wedding dress.
03:07You hate it.
03:09Oh.
03:10That means it's working.
03:12Are you scared of the dress's disruptive potential or your own?
03:17Oooh.
03:20I'm sorry.
03:21I just don't know if it's the dress.
03:26It's not the dress.
03:29Because there is no dress.
03:31There is just evolution.
03:34Transition and expansion.
03:36Gestation and expulsion.
03:39That is marriage.
03:53Yes.
03:56Yeah.
03:57I think it's some of my finest work.
04:09I want the part of your bikini to be wet.
04:12But I don't want the water from the pool.
04:16What did he say?
04:18Uh, he said that he wants to feel your wet bikini bottoms, but like, not wet from the pool.
04:23What?
04:24Uh, yeah, no, it's convoluted.
04:27Well, tell him he needs to make them wet then.
04:28You have to force yourself more.
04:30More?
04:30More.
04:31Yes.
04:35I'm going to go to my room and you're going to dance naked in my mouth.
04:42What did he say?
04:45Uh, sorry, uh, that he wants you to, uh, stand on his face or something.
04:50Did he?
04:52Well, tell him I'll dominate him all night long and I won't stop until he begs me.
04:54Ah!
04:57Yo, yo, what?
04:59Um, eh, he says that he likes the pegging.
05:03The pegging?
05:04The pegging.
05:05No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:08What's up?
05:08I need you here with me, like the pegging, what I mean?
05:11You're fine, you're fine, just ask Alexa.
05:19I'll get it!
05:24No means no, Jo.
05:25I'm here for Freya.
05:27Hen stuff.
05:38Actually, do you have a minute?
05:41Can we talk, like privately, like in your room?
05:45No, no, no, no. Better with witnesses, less chance of an emotional drive-by.
05:50Is that my shirt?
05:52No, this is just a common men's shirt.
05:54From shirts.com.
05:56Fine.
05:57I'll be out of your hair soon anyway.
05:59I'm moving to New York.
06:02Uh...
06:03Yeah, a couple of months ago, whilst I was drunk,
06:06and, um, on antibiotics, I supposedly applied for this writing program in New York,
06:12and I got in, and, um, yeah.
06:15It's...
06:15It's kinda legit, so...
06:19Yeah, you know, there's not much keeping me here, so...
06:23Maybe...
06:23Maybe it's time for a change.
06:25I don't know.
06:26Well, thank you for the big press release,
06:28and now, if you don't mind, I'm actually preparing for job interview.
06:37Good luck telling Fred that you're abandoning her again.
06:45Joe!
06:46The leaves are almost here!
06:48Hey, you party ready?
06:52Here we are, ladies!
06:55This is it!
06:57Oh, reveal!
06:59Perfect!
06:59For post-game dippy-dees, ladies.
07:01I am into this deranged gingerbread husband.
07:05Woo!
07:06Love it!
07:08Love the gargoyles!
07:10I know!
07:10Ferry snow white sheep.
07:12She's got the present,
07:15find one girl!
07:20She's got the present.
07:22Oh, yeah!
07:32She's got the present,
07:34I'm here with a present.
07:36Oh, yeah, I'm here with a present.
07:40Yes, we are, darling.
07:42Mm-hmm. Bought them from Vinted.
07:44Thought it'd be gay to wear them.
07:46Gay as in fun.
07:48Is that blood?
07:51Yes.
07:52Yes, it is.
07:55Oh.
07:58It's a little early to be drinking, isn't it?
08:02Why are they here?
08:03Please get them out of my house.
08:05Ah, you see, in my defence,
08:07it is our house
08:09and I would like to store my books in
08:10my section of our attic.
08:13Okay?
08:15I'm just sorry they're not selling.
08:17Oh, they are selling. They're flying off the shelves.
08:19They're talking about doing a second print run
08:21with all the five-star reviews and a sex-positive
08:23forward by Gillian Anderson.
08:25Happy you're getting the recognition you deserve.
08:29I'm just sampling wines for the wedding.
08:31Uh-huh. Listen, I genuinely
08:33had no idea you were going to take this that badly.
08:35I'm not taking it anything.
08:37I'm taking it like an absolute stud.
08:39Are you?
08:40Yeah.
08:41I was just drafting my own memoir in my head.
08:43I think I'm going to call it, um,
08:45Why the flying fuck didn't I divorce her sooner?
08:47Or something.
08:49Guaranteed bestseller.
08:52And we are live, girlies!
08:55And we have 23 brave beautiful views already.
08:57Ooh!
08:59Well, let's crack on with the games, I reckon.
09:02These hens are not free range.
09:04They're on hourly rates.
09:06Wait, they're being paid to be here?
09:08As PA of Honour, a.k.a. Party Architects,
09:12I'd like to introduce our very first game!
09:16It's called Mr. and Mrs.
09:18And it is the ultimate compatibility quiz.
09:21Alright?
09:22Jo, would you like to do the honours?
09:25Okay, um, who is Abe's celebrity crush?
09:29Ooh!
09:30Um, Emily Blunt?
09:32Emily Blunt, yeah.
09:34Shall we find out?
09:36Yeah.
09:36Hello ladies!
09:37Right, celebrity crush.
09:39I'm going to say...
09:42It's Nigella Lawson.
09:44Especially the Christmas special,
09:46where she basted that turkey that was...
09:48Hypnotic!
09:50That was wrong Freya,
09:51so actually, you know what you need to do?
09:54Shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup, shup,
09:58shup, shup, shup, shup, shup.
09:59Who said, I love you first?
10:01Okay, that one is easy, yeah, him, 100%.
10:04Oh, it was...
10:06Magical.
10:07Couldn't stop looking at her.
10:09And then she said those three little words.
10:12I love you.
10:13Ohhhh.
10:14That's another wrong answer Freya, so uh, buckle up.
10:18Ben ya!
10:20İnanılmaz?
10:21Yeni bir şarkı mı?
10:28Bir şarkı mı mı?
10:29Asıl bu?
10:30Nasıl yani?
10:30İçinde en geliştiler dediği bir şarkı.
10:34Bu çok deli bir şarkı.
10:36Bence bir şarkı mı bahsediyor.
10:38İkul diri bir şarkı mı?
10:40Genel başhhhlar.
10:41Fakat beni...
10:43Ya da benim şarkının dahil.
10:44Sadece çok çok kompromis değil mi?
10:46Ben, ben, şu an!
10:47Bu anlar?
10:48Sen'e çok çok sevdi.
10:49Ve ben, bu bir erkek.
10:51Tidak!
10:52Yüzücük!
10:53Bir şey yok.
10:54Vaz'ın üstü.
10:55All bu bu şarkı yoldan mezarasını girmeiler.
10:59Bu bir şey yapmak, bir çocuklar?
11:00Bu bir şey yapma.
11:01Söyleyeyim, if yetiğim bir şey yapmak ilişkiler.
11:04SORRY.
11:06Evet.
11:08Bu.
11:08SORRY.
11:14Bu.
11:14İlisinden bir şey bir şey.
11:15Bu bir ne kadar bir şey.
11:17Evet, bir de.
11:20Bir de.
11:20Bir şey.
11:23Marital trackken mi?
11:25İlk bilir bir miyim?
11:26Evet, bu daha daha havalıcı bir şey.
11:30Yani bir şey.
11:30Bu bir şey.
11:31Bir şey.
11:33Bu çok çok teyzeniz.
11:37Ama herkes çok daha çok güzel,
11:42Cevı bir şarkı birazcık besecki.
11:43Sadece ne kadar bir şarkı var.
11:45Sadece evi çocukları bir şarkının görmesini
11:49Bir şarkı.
11:53Ah, remember?
11:55Oooo.
11:56İlk vezemiz bir şarkı var.
11:58Orada bir şarkı var.
12:00Çünkü, o zaman bir şarkı var.
12:03Mum'ın already gidelim.
12:04Kolayca!
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17:43abone olabiliyor.
17:46abone olabiliyor.
17:49abone olabiliyor.
17:54abone olabiliyor.
17:57abone olabiliyor.
18:27abone olabiliyor.
18:31abone olabiliyor.
18:56abone olabiliyor.
18:59abone olabiliyor.
19:01abone olabiliyor.
19:03abone olabiliyor.
19:05certesine
19:08yasaydı.
19:09Evde if you ever need a surrogate I do sincerely hope it's me.
19:12Oh or Lindsay.
19:13Fair enough.
19:17My god.
19:18I need to talk to Abe.
19:19Yeah I have to tell him to come here.
19:21What here?
19:22Now?
19:22Yeah here, now.
19:25Okay um.ånguASTİR
19:28The condom company pull
19:29out? Of course they were gonna
19:30pull out. Not like that but you
19:32know what I mean? I think i'm gonna
19:33have a panic attack. Absolute nightmare.
19:35Oh, Olivia! Olivia!
19:37I think I've finally found my voice.
19:39No, you're not finding your voice, darling,
19:41because our sponsors have pulled out, haven't they?
19:44In your impassioned speech...
19:46I thought I was just being honest.
19:48You called the entire sponsored wedding lame.
19:51Lame. On camera.
19:53The online disabled community,
19:55they are currently dragging you for being grossly ableist.
19:58You're trending in a bad way.
20:01They're dragging your ass. You're cancelled.
20:03RIP.
20:04RIP.
20:04She means.
20:05Fuck, I never say that.
20:07I never say that.
20:08You did say it, didn't you?
20:09You said it, didn't you?
20:11Yeah, so we have to send a big fat apology.
20:13We've got to live stream it.
20:15A big donation.
20:17Children in need, we're thinking.
20:19Patsy bear.
20:19Might work.
20:20Suck on that, you're going to need it.
20:22Okay, Levi?
20:23Gosh, these women only identifying spaces are incredible.
20:26I mean, they're here.
20:27Levi!
20:27Sorry.
20:28I love you too.
20:31Um...
20:32I feel like maybe we're not good for each other.
20:35Maybe we're...
20:36Maybe we're too fucked up.
20:38Yes, maybe.
20:40But also, maybe.
20:41What if we are the type of fucked up that fits?
20:46Because...
20:47Every time I'm with you, I feel a little bit less broken.
20:51And I also feel consistently turned on.
20:58I'm just trying to get my life together.
21:01And...
21:02I need someone...
21:03That you can rely on.
21:05Yeah.
21:06Exactly, me too.
21:07Um...
21:08We both need each other.
21:09So...
21:09Uh...
21:10Why don't you, just for once, please, please just stay.
21:33I just see Ty straddling a half-naked man using a wheelchair.
21:37I thought this was a spa day.
21:42Abe, I need to say something and I just need you to listen.
21:45Okay?
21:47Okay.
21:48We lost the sponsorship.
21:49I accidentally said the L word on the live stream.
21:52What?
21:53Lesbian?
21:54Not quite.
21:56Um...
21:56But, the Olivias think that they can fix it.
21:58Okay.
21:59Good.
22:00I just don't know if I do want to fix it, Abe.
22:04I'm so tired of saying yes.
22:07To everything.
22:10To...
22:11That I have to be grateful for every single opportunity just because I'm a wheelchair user.
22:16I want to fucking Paris.
22:18With you.
22:20Okay.
22:22Unexpected turn.
22:24Not unwelcome.
22:25But I think maybe this wedding is just happening too fast.
22:29Hmm.
22:31I'm more than happy to postpone it.
22:33I'm certainly happy to lose the sponsorship, you know.
22:38I just want to marry you.
22:40Properly.
22:44Told Jane I was ready to sell the house.
22:47But really?
22:49Yeah.
22:51Thought we could find ourselves a nice little new build.
22:56You know?
22:57Fully accessible.
22:58You wouldn't have to worry about anything.
23:03I just want to take care of you.
23:10But I don't want that.
23:15Actually, I think, um...
23:20Maybe I just need a bit of time.
23:22Yeah.
23:22Well, we're...
23:23We'll postpone.
23:25Time.
23:26Time from us.
23:32Sorry, that's not what I was expecting to say.
23:36I love you.
23:37I love you so much.
23:39It's just been a really weird time and I don't know...
23:43It's okay.
23:44It's okay.
23:46I'm sorry.
23:50I'm sorry.
23:50I'm so...
23:51You take your time.
23:53Are you okay?
24:05Freya?
24:07Freya!
24:09Hey!
24:11Hey!
24:13There you are.
24:15You okay?
24:19I think I just broke up with Abe.
24:24Shit.
24:27I'm so sorry.
24:28How did he take it?
24:31Mature and lovingly, which made it even worse.
24:36I'm so sorry.
24:38Hey, listen.
24:40I'm here.
24:42Don't worry.
24:43We got this.
24:45Together.
24:47Oh, please.
24:48I never needed you.
24:50Gross.
24:53Not even a little.
24:54Good.
24:56I definitely don't need you.
25:05Can I get your help with something?
25:07Yes.
25:09Yeah.
25:13I'm so sorry.
25:15Can I get your help with something?
25:21Yes.
25:21Yeah.
25:22No, I'm so sorry.
25:30Don't worry.
25:36I'm so sorry.
25:49I'm so sorry.
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