00:00Oh, oh my God. You're Riley Parker.
00:03Caitlin Baker.
00:05We went to high school together.
00:08You copied off me in geometry.
00:11And algebra.
00:13And chemistry. Oh, Caitlin.
00:15Hi, Caitlin. I'm Riley's very proud father.
00:19Matt, how you doing?
00:20So do you have a kid here, too?
00:22Oh, no. I'm the assistant principal here.
00:24Haven't met Mr. Wright yet.
00:26I do have four frozen egg babies.
00:28Hey, perfect for an omelet.
00:32Mr. Parker, your daughter was, like, a legend here.
00:35What? No, stop. Say more.
00:39No, for real. I mean, you were so pretty and popular.
00:42You were kind of my idol.
00:44You need a new idol.
00:46You know, Jesus is available.
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