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After realizing she may want to date women, Anna goes to her roommate’s cousin’s lesbian engagement party in the hopes of figuring out her sexuality, but discovers something much more terrifying instead.
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00:00So, let's just say that you're at the bar and you want to pick up a cute girl.
00:05Ugh, sounds horrifying already.
00:07No, come on. Once you know how to ride a bike, you always know how to ride a bike.
00:10So, you're at the bar, right?
00:14The bartender passed, one second.
00:17Hey, can I get a Scotch on the Rocks?
00:20Ugh, I would never order that.
00:25Hey, can I get a Shirley Temple with a Pinch Balcon?
00:29Mm-hmm. Got the batter, looks good.
00:31Okay.
00:32And past the bartender, you see this cute girl.
00:37And you lock eyes with her.
00:44But then you look away.
00:46Because you're not desperate and creepy, right? Of course.
00:49And you go back to your conversation with your friends, like,
00:51Oh, yeah, dude, you should break up with her.
00:53Yeah, she should cut her nails. That's so wild. They shouldn't be that long.
00:56My friends are hopeless.
00:59But then you keep looking at that girl.
01:02Locking eyes with her every single time.
01:07And once you see it...
01:13Hi, I'm Casey.
01:16Can I buy you a drink?
01:17And now we have to try to kill you.
01:17The love is sweet, but the love is so cute.
01:17And I can't imagine you.
01:17I don't know.
01:17It's a dog.
01:17I'm kind of a dog home to you.
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