00:00So, let's just say that you're at the bar and you want to pick up a cute girl.
00:05Ugh, sounds horrifying already.
00:07No, come on. Once you know how to ride a bike, you always know how to ride a bike.
00:10So, you're at the bar, right?
00:14The bartender passed, one second.
00:17Hey, can I get a Scotch on the Rocks?
00:20Ugh, I would never order that.
00:25Hey, can I get a Shirley Temple with a Pinch Balcon?
00:29Mm-hmm. Got the batter, looks good.
00:31Okay.
00:32And past the bartender, you see this cute girl.
00:37And you lock eyes with her.
00:44But then you look away.
00:46Because you're not desperate and creepy, right? Of course.
00:49And you go back to your conversation with your friends, like,
00:51Oh, yeah, dude, you should break up with her.
00:53Yeah, she should cut her nails. That's so wild. They shouldn't be that long.
00:56My friends are hopeless.
00:59But then you keep looking at that girl.
01:02Locking eyes with her every single time.
01:07And once you see it...
01:13Hi, I'm Casey.
01:16Can I buy you a drink?
01:17And now we have to try to kill you.
01:17The love is sweet, but the love is so cute.
01:17And I can't imagine you.
01:17I don't know.
01:17It's a dog.
01:17I'm kind of a dog home to you.
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