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Animal Control S04E08 (2026) [Full Movie] [Vertical Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:01All right, everyone. I'm heading out early for my dentist appointment.
00:05Clean teeth or happy teeth. Good luck, boss.
00:07Oh, um, I thought that the bite suits would be back by now from the dry cleaners.
00:10If they're delivered by EOD, would you guys mind putting them in the closet?
00:13Absolutely. Yeah, totally.
00:15Okay.
00:21Everyone! Look, he's closed! Let's go!
00:24Let's go! Come on, Frank!
00:28How are you not falling down? I've got a foot and 25 pounds of muscle on you!
00:32Well, center of gravity, baby, this weeble wall robber.
00:41Hey, no fighting!
00:42Actually, I guess that's kind of what the suit's called. That's okay. Chunked away!
00:45Hey, guys, I just forgot my wall.
00:51Do you guys ever work even a little?
00:54You know, in many ways, this is your fault for trusting us.
00:59Now, all of the things we've ever worked with is that we're going to have fun.
00:59We're going to need a little bit of a day for a full life,
01:00and then we'll go back.
01:00Now, we're ready to go back and a little bit of a full life,
01:19and then I'll just go back and a little bit of a depth of the place we're going to have
01:20ten questions.
01:27We should have fun today.
01:27I think that's my first one.
01:27more thing i have noticed that some of our adoptable cats are getting a little bit chunky
01:31okay let's not body shame the animals trust me the shame is not with the cat okay uh meeting
01:36adjourned unless anyone has anything else i got something why are you drinking shreds coffee
01:42oh whoops a doodle do i must have picked up the wrong drink in the kitchen earlier
01:48yeah yeah yeah been looking all over for this there you go just get these cuties off
01:59forgot i ordered six shots of espresso yeah so good now you remember okay we're done here
02:05uh frank i still need your paperwork for the 24 animals you brought in for the jack bauer
02:11i would do it but stapler's broken okay you have been making excuses not to do this paperwork for
02:17weeks now each moment i waste on paperwork another animal dies you're making this office into a sarah
02:22mclaughlin commercial that's inaccurate and also very dark for 8 a.m i just need the paperwork by
02:27the end of the day please and find another stapler wait wait you don't think i've thought of that
02:31because they're all broken that's not possible oh my god this one's just a top what are you guys
02:39doing to these things okay well you don't need a stapler to finish the paperwork but i will put in
02:44a written request to the supply warehouse can't you see we are hostages to bureaucracy filling out
02:50forms to get stuff we need to fill out forms we don't want to we can't live like this we
02:56have to
02:56rise up who is with me i'm not with you because it's a stapler just do your paperwork
03:06i'm in you missed the moment no i mean we had momentum wait that coffee cup snafu way too close
03:14yes
03:14listen next time i'll make sure they don't write my name on both coffees when we have a sleepover i
03:19am
03:19just really scared that we're gonna get sloppy and then people are gonna find out and then i'm gonna
03:22have to wear the scarlet pea for power dynamic imbalance okay hey you're spiraling a little bit
03:26it might be the gallon of coffee you drink every day huh i'm literally vibrating right now that's
03:31because you're a candy-ass green tea boy i'm so sorry i think i'm in withdrawal it's okay victoria's
03:36the only one that knows and she's a vault yes but that's only because she doesn't have anyone to
03:40gossip with it means the exponential rule of gossip when two people know something they talk someone
03:44overhears and then the rumor mill is fully operational oh god hello what the hell was that coffee cup
03:50fiasco might as well take your tops off and motorboat each other you guys are so lucky that i have
03:54no one
03:54to talk to about this if i could i would i'd be yapping what did i just say exponential rule
03:58of
03:58gossip she did just say this lock it up okay and stagger your exits we know okay we're not that
04:03sloppy hey trekkie i just got a call from wellington prep and they do they want my blood i paid
04:09my
04:10tuition i know i did actually there's a loose squirrel in the building oh well how did the
04:14squirrel get in for free dude talk about something else please let it go yeah patel i know that's your
04:19kid's school do you want the call or is that weird no i want it i want 100% one
04:23actually because i
04:24can't wait to go and see the eddie no god no there's a cannon that they fired high noon great
04:29they should point it at the squirrel and save us a trip but then we'd want to see that too
04:32wouldn't
04:32we that'd be nice
04:37finally got the rhythm for this hold me down watch this
04:41so you're still on hold of the supply warehouse supply warehouse no what are you doing
04:46we're coming to the red tape of bureaucracy with a 10 year old pair of rusty safety scissors
04:49you do not call the supply warehouse okay arnie the warehouse manager has to be handled very
04:54delicately or he buries your request at the bottom of the pile i'm gonna get this done that's why
04:58you brought me in i didn't bring you in jiminy crickets i am this close to getting the scandinavian
05:02label maker that i requested four months ago it does fonts and are we in blue man group could you
05:07just
05:08stop drumming maybe sorry i forgot i was doing it so 10 38 good time for a second lunch play
05:13me out
05:13then follow wow this place is so nice all of the toilet stores still had their doors
05:21vice principal richardson hello nice to see you don't worry we've uh captured this interloper you
05:26straight to detention hey mr patel i'm glad you're here and not just for the rabid squirrel oh no this
05:31squirrel isn't rabid she's just in heat probably ran in here to hide from all the males i wanted to
05:36express my condolences on the loss of your uncle i hope addy's back in school soon well thank thank you
05:41so
05:42much for saying that i'll pass it on to her good seeing you i didn't know your uncle died i'm
05:47so
05:47sorry oh he's perfectly alive i just didn't want her to know that i'm raising a filthy little liar
05:51no she's at a muffler shop that little no it's moving she's at a boutique eddie's skipping school
06:00to go shopping maybe i do like her nah i don't so i had a crazy idea for lunch instead
06:06of going to a
06:07bar and watching tv like we usually do we get a booth maybe make a little eye contact talk about
06:12shred we're not going to lunch we have our most dangerous assignment what acquiring a state-issued
06:17eight-dollar stapler without paperwork emily specifically said not to talk to arnie
06:21you know blind devotion to me used to be your greatest quality but something changed
06:25something shifted like when did you start drinking espresso i'm very cosmopolitan actually
06:30you think that focaccia is a country six espresso shots is at emily's unhinged order
06:35no no no it was but a barista's error but and another thing you used to spend i'd say eighty
06:41percent of our truck rides pining over emily but now that you're both single not a peep
06:45no no i'm just over her man okay like i i watched her blow her nose and look at it
06:50it was freaking gross
06:52does espresso make you sweat is that what where'd you get that from home that's like an adult
06:58regular bandage you only wear ninja turtles who's is that mine emily's you're having secret sex with
07:07the boss
07:13i'll take that as confirmation
07:16hey thank you for picking me up that hurt a lot more than i thought it would all right here's
07:22the
07:22deal i'm gonna need you to not say anything about me and emily you are underestimating just how
07:27disinterested i am in your love life yeah brother i need you to sheath that sarcasm sword and i need
07:32you to promise me you won't tell anybody especially emily this whole thing's already got her on edge
07:36oh i won't tell i mean if you go to the warehouse with me frank blackmail come on you're better
07:43than
07:44that i'm not
07:48all right frank show up please sing 22 this won't take long just need a box of full strip staplers
07:53and
07:53tundra gray interesting i didn't see a requisition form come through no i didn't submit one not really a
07:59paperwork kind of guy that's unfortunate i mean is it necessary it's just a stupid piece of paper
08:06now you install my forms i'm gonna have to politely ask you to leave or
08:14or
08:23i'm sorry this is kind of freaking me out can we just leave and maybe i'll buy you a stapler
08:27i'm in the middle of staring contest right now and you just made me realize how dry my eyes are
08:31damn it yeah let's go are you sure she's here because like these clothes are quite cool
08:36see that blue's so interesting oh hi ma'am can i offer you something from our you should be in
08:41school collection i knew i should have left my phone in my locker you tell me why you're not in
08:45school
08:45right now i'm gonna do the k-pop dance right here for everyone oh you don't oh my god stop
08:51fine i'm
08:52being bullied
08:55by zoe
08:58she's like the most popular girl in school dad her mom lives in france yeah and i live in constant
09:04fear that your pants are on fire because you are a liar liar i can't watch you but i can
09:09see exactly
09:10what you're doing stay there over here these are lovely aren't they eddie's 100 getting bullied
09:15oh don't be a sucker she just wants to waste my money in a different location you want to know
09:20how
09:20i know this and it might blow your mind i was a bully yeah that's i just assumed and i
09:26was gone
09:27after eddie on day one look at her she's wearing both halves of a best friend's necklace and i just
09:35see a really normal girl with a really hot dad okay i know what i'm talking about because i was
09:39a monster
09:40they wanted to make a documentary about me
09:47okay
09:50yeah it's a tough break but hey let's go get that bro lunch we're not going to lunch until i
09:54pry open
09:55the window of government inefficiency and take what i deserve wait are you talking about breaking
09:59and entering a b and e you're talking b and e's right now i can't do a b and e
10:03frank oh yes you can
10:04unless you want me to tell your very neurotic girlfriend that i know a secret that'll rip her
10:08world apart what is your end game frank i mean let's say you get the stapler you're still gonna
10:12have to do that paperwork oh well i've got thousands of excuses hand cramp religious holiday back cramp
10:17i can kick this down the road until retirement you're insane brother and it sounds like you're
10:22cramping a lot we gotta get you some potassium supplements or something what i gotta get
10:25is an accomplice fine let's get this over with
10:32okay you got this kid you got dad all right stay strong no yeah i really hope she crumbles because
10:41if she transfers schools i save so much money you don't know what zoe could do to her long term
10:45to
10:45this day i still get messages from women saying that little vicky ruined their lives
10:49well i certainly don't want that for addy yeah god you know it just wrecks me that
10:53all the swagger like skip the generation right the the swagger look in fire
11:00that must be her you know what i'm gonna go talk to the vice principal ask her to make an
11:04announcement to the entire school and then they all find out it is like you have a playbook on how
11:08to create scarring memories you gotta stop i'll talk to zoe cool girl to cool you know
11:18why are you doing that with your hair
11:23hi girl you are so dope i love i love that bit um question and this is like super cringy
11:31um
11:31do you think you could be like chiller to addy
11:36are you somebody's mom is somebody missing their mom nope no i'm not that much older than you i'm
11:41like borderline big sister age maybe you need to spend less time looking up teen slang on chat gbt
11:45because it's giving you a technic wrinkles in the front hump in the back you're a humpback whale
11:58what did you do i hate hunting
12:05you gotta push right at your feet put your hands above your head i am
12:12perfect execution okay i'm up here break where's your hand break your hand
12:19my relationship's exposed i'm being blackmailed committing a crime
12:23caffeine's a gateway drug frank oh here they are
12:27this is it
12:32and preloaded
12:45frank frank that was too close we can't get go stop
12:51stop i can't stop
12:54i asked you to leave he asked you to leave
12:59now you don't get to leave now you don't johnny let me have my moment
13:03sorry now you don't get to leave and swarm unbelievable
13:06frank swore
13:15all i wanted was a little bit of lunch with my bro soup
13:19half a sandwich regular stuff and now i'm here
13:24prisoner of a war i wanted no part of
13:25we are all prisoners in the war against bureaucracy
13:27glad you're finally figuring that out
13:30look upon my things
13:32look upon my beautiful things in despair
13:37yeah i'm pretty sure this counts as kidnapping
13:41i don't want to victim blame but we did break in it's kind of a legal watch
13:44it's weakness dry erase markers magnets so strong they could hold up even your ego
13:50it could have all been yours if you just filled out the proper paperwork
13:57arnie um emily from precinct 22 thank you so much for calling me instead of the police and
14:03i'm so sorry about shred and frank it was disappointing oh it is definitely disappointing and
14:09i certainly hope it won't affect what i feel is a wonderful working relationship
14:15you put in for the copenhagen label maker didn't you oh yes i did and i am excited
14:24oh yep that's the one that's me i filled it out in a blue ballpoint ink just like you requested
14:36it
14:38realistically i'm looking at 2027 aren't i if things break your way
14:44well that girl was mean
14:48are you uh trying to fix my hump yeah i am zoe destroyed me and now i know what all
14:54the girls i
14:54tormented felt like first time experiencing empathy from this day forward i'm turning over
14:59a new leaf i'm never going to be mean ever again well you can't become a better person just yet
15:04we
15:04still got to figure out what to do with zoe no i'm out of the game that's just it's not
15:08who i am
15:08anymore if she's making you feel like this imagine what she's doing all those kids at wellington
15:12we need to stop her for addy no okay well maybe we need to do this for all the kids
15:18tormented
15:19by little vicky so what do you say one last job
15:29why do we need to find zoe's car how about we leave the revenge to little vicky
15:33found it now what oh great i don't even have to break in huh wait until the male squirrels get
15:40with these pheromones no it's not gonna come and get it boy
15:48you're a sick genius
15:53that would be so good
15:56real pranks on these horny boys all that anticipation just to end up alone with a towel
16:02hitting too close to heart oh yeah you know i expected this out of you frank you expected us to
16:08get kidnapped by an office supply warlord in pleated pants never mind but shred i am really
16:13disappointed in you i have been working my tush off for months to get that label maker and you know
16:17it my drawers they're unlabeled my file folders they're handwritten tabs the spot on my desk where
16:23a label maker should be that's empty shred there's nothing there emily he knows that i'm your boss and
16:29you're my employee in a normal working relationship emily he knows we're star-crossed lovers
16:34what you you told him no i didn't tell him he figured it out he's too good at noticing
16:42wow okay that's that everybody's gonna find out and oh my god i am the harvey weinstein of seattle
16:49government so i am so glad that i have a pre-written apology to the city on my notes app
16:53no oh my god
16:55hey no if you go down i'm going down with you although i don't i don't think we should use
16:59the
16:59phrase going down at any official capacity all right all right guys guys i'm not going to tell
17:04anyone as long as as long as what don't take the bait emily okay it's a slippery slope he never
17:12stops taking i'm a man of honor and i would never abuse this new power he says stuff like that
17:19and he
17:19doesn't quiet the big boys are talking all right frank name your price
17:32remember those have my name on them so half-ass it the same way i would wait remind me why
17:37are we
17:37doing frank's paperwork again yeah well you know frank's rescues really benefit all of us so it only
17:42makes sense that we should all share in the act of look i don't know i'll just buy you guys
17:46pizza okay
17:47for myself i will have a green goddess salad with dressing on the side uh-huh
17:54addy says the whole school thinks i squirled zoe's car so now i'm cool we did it we did it
17:59take
17:59that zoe being popular is the best it's like being mayor but you have actual power good thing high
18:03school goes by prison rules
18:10i saw that little look between you shred and emily i know you know i know nothing right yeah i
18:17forgot
18:17you're a terrible detective you'd never be able to piece that together on your own okay
18:22i knew for months before they told me but that's not a confirmation you have to gossip with me
18:25because i have had nobody to talk to about this and you still don't no you're no fun all right
18:32yeah they're not the worst couple in the world wow that's so lovely but your best man speech will
18:36have to be better than that well obviously i would be the efficient i mean if they make it that
18:40far but
18:41office romance has never done well i think if it's for the right person it's worth the risk
18:48imagine risking it all for shred i'm sensing a little bit of jealousy are you jealous i could
18:54steal him from her in a heartbeat only if you're willing to do what emily does with them which i'm
18:58assuming is some very intense hand holding see us hands i love your backpack what time do you jump
19:04shut up hey uh i was hoping i could have off i know what you're doing you're gonna blackmail me
19:15to
19:15get what you want forever great you get it so about the next 36 fridays see that's where you're wrong
19:21because i am in fact reverse blackmailing you shred lights sorry frank but also
19:29the greatest magicians have something to learn from mr mustafeli's magical turn
19:42oh well i never was there ever a cat so clever as magical
19:48mr mustafeli's oh should i keep going very good
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