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00:00:00Ten seconds, and I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:00:04Leo, right?
00:00:06Call my wife. I want to meet her.
00:00:07Mr. Brian, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:00:12Who wrote this?
00:00:13Psychology of Love.
00:00:14The Psychology of Love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:00:18How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:00:20Step one to Mia's love theory?
00:00:22Create controlled chaos.
00:00:24He's a total fuckboy, and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:00:28Do you have a boyfriend?
00:00:29I found something on her lizard.
00:00:32Step number three, spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:00:36You're not really that type.
00:00:38I've dropped into your divorce papers.
00:00:40We were both named Mia, so we were obviously friends.
00:00:43Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:00:45What?
00:00:46Same name, hometown, and birthday.
00:00:50See that?
00:00:51My son gave this to you, right?
00:00:53My friend, she lost this necklace trying to get it back to her.
00:00:57Do you want a divorce?
00:00:58Lee-ho!
00:00:59How would you do that?
00:01:01He's playing.
00:01:02Do you like me?
00:01:04Actually, I'm married.
00:01:06Leo, Brian, and Mia Rose.
00:01:09He's my husband.
00:01:13You're the real Mia.
00:01:22As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume party.
00:01:30And I'm going to wow them all.
00:01:33Until...
00:01:34What is she wearing?
00:01:36Oh my God, this is so embarrassing.
00:01:41I didn't think you'd come.
00:01:43So if it is a choice.
00:01:46Did I come to the wrong place?
00:01:49Everyone, our love expert, Mia.
00:01:52She's dressed a bit special today.
00:01:55So it's the perfect time for everyone to get to know her.
00:02:00Well, you think you write the psychology of love and you're some kind of love group?
00:02:06I thought this was Professor Brian's costume party.
00:02:09Oh, you received this invitation?
00:02:13Sorry.
00:02:14Yours is fake.
00:02:16We made it for you, Dr. Love.
00:02:20Let's post it.
00:02:21And title it, The Funny Girl Breakdown.
00:02:24The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:02:42That's enough.
00:02:43What are you all doing here?
00:02:46Weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor?
00:02:50Yes, we are welcoming the sponsor, but...
00:02:53I've seen how you're welcoming me.
00:02:56Are you okay?
00:02:58I was seriously over the line.
00:03:01Yeah, they used my research against me.
00:03:04Screw them.
00:03:05I mean, you're amazing.
00:03:06They're just jealous of how brilliant you are.
00:03:09Still pretending to be an academic?
00:03:12Maybe your next paper should be titled,
00:03:15How to Pathweek Yourself Under Embarrassed.
00:03:19All right, Amy.
00:03:20Let's make this interesting.
00:03:24Ten seconds.
00:03:26And I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:03:29Are you dreaming?
00:03:31You're crazy.
00:03:33If you're wrong, then you have to apologize to me in front of everyone.
00:03:38And if I lose,
00:03:41then I will delete my thesis.
00:03:43And I will admit that I'm a fraud.
00:03:46Do.
00:03:57Leo, right?
00:04:02It was really cool what you did over there.
00:04:05Mia?
00:04:07And do you remember my name?
00:04:09It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:04:15I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:04:18Or is that just a theory?
00:04:37It's hard to forget someone who comes to a party.
00:04:54It's hard to forget someone who comes to a party.
00:04:55It's in your eyes.
00:04:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:08There's no feeling in those lines.
00:05:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:19There's something in your life
00:05:25Find out everything you can about Mia
00:05:30Oh, and call my wife
00:05:32I want to meet her
00:05:34You got it?
00:05:47You said ten seconds
00:05:49I counted six
00:05:50I mean, that was insane
00:05:52You had the whole room holding their breath
00:05:54Even Leo
00:05:55Step one to Mia's love theory
00:05:57Create controlled chaos
00:05:59And what was the result?
00:06:01Chemistry 1A
00:06:02Dopamine activation
00:06:07Hello?
00:06:13So she crashed an exclusive dinner
00:06:15Forged the invitation
00:06:17And put on that performance
00:06:19And calls it research
00:06:21I think there might be some misunderstanding
00:06:23I mean, she was at the top of her psychology department
00:06:26Perfect GPA, no disciplinary record
00:06:32Place of birth, Oregon?
00:06:34She's just like her
00:06:37How's it going with the meeting with my wife?
00:06:39Oh, all set
00:06:40It's today
00:06:45My husband wants to meet me today
00:06:48Seriously?
00:06:49That prick didn't even go to the wedding
00:06:50You're gonna see him?
00:06:52Nope
00:06:52Love is the last thing I need to be happy
00:07:04Do you take this man to be your husband?
00:07:13I do
00:07:18There, mom
00:07:19Now I am married to a stranger
00:07:22Who lives thousands of miles away
00:07:24I hope you're happy
00:07:27My parents arranged the marriage before they died
00:07:30I haven't even met the man
00:07:32I need to get a divorce
00:07:34ASAP
00:07:40Lily?
00:07:41Oh my gosh
00:07:42Long time no see
00:07:46What are our plans?
00:07:48I need you to pretend to be me
00:07:50And divorce my husband that I've never met
00:07:52Hold on
00:07:53Why me?
00:07:54Because
00:07:55You know me better than anyone
00:07:58And you have a ton of experience handling jerks
00:08:02Girl, you called me because of that
00:08:04No, wait, Lily, Lily
00:08:12Say no more
00:08:13When are we gonna do that?
00:08:15Well
00:08:32Oh my god
00:08:34Mia's husband is just my type
00:08:39Are you Leo Brian?
00:08:42Yes, please
00:08:43Sit
00:08:52I'm sorry I've been M.I.A. since we got married
00:08:56I'll make it up to you
00:08:58This marriage was our parents' idea
00:09:00But I'll put you through college
00:09:03You can divorce after you graduate
00:09:06Actually, I
00:09:07I know you have a lot of student debt
00:09:11You're welcome to move in with me
00:09:22Let me think about it
00:09:24Let me know when you thought it over
00:09:31Oh, it's okay
00:09:33I've got this
00:09:38See you later
00:09:40See you later
00:09:57Oh my god, girl
00:09:58Lily!
00:09:59Oh my gosh
00:09:59Tell me everything that happened
00:10:00Your husband is so ugly
00:10:03And dirt poor tooth
00:10:04I mean, he even tried to fill me up
00:10:06You dodged a bullet
00:10:07Wait, Lily
00:10:08I'm so sorry
00:10:10Are you okay?
00:10:11Well
00:10:12No problem
00:10:13Because I just keep him
00:10:15Right in the family's nose
00:10:17So just forget that he ever existed, okay?
00:10:20Okay
00:10:21Well, let me at least make you dinner
00:10:25Please
00:10:25It's the least I can do
00:10:30Rejected
00:10:31The psychology of love paper
00:10:33Is not based on any hard data
00:10:37Then what do you want me to do?
00:10:39Find the perfect man
00:10:40Bag the perfect man
00:10:41And then get back to me
00:10:42Good luck with it
00:10:54Who is the perfect guy?
00:10:58What are you going to do?
00:11:00Graduation's in three months
00:11:01Yeah
00:11:02And don't forget about your student loans, girl
00:11:04I mean
00:11:04You need a guinea pig
00:11:05And a fast
00:11:11Leo Bryan
00:11:13He's the visiting professor here
00:11:16Wow
00:11:17Fate is working overtime with you two
00:11:28Mr. Bryan
00:11:29You're not supposed to fall for your students
00:11:39Back to Arrhythmia
00:11:41It'll be a piece of cake
00:11:43I'll just implement step two of Mia's
00:11:46Wrong
00:11:47Men are visual creatures
00:11:49You need to catch his eye first
00:11:55Bryan Technologies
00:11:57Is investing in a new research project
00:11:59On companionship AI
00:12:01This is mortifying
00:12:04I thought he was the only one here
00:12:06And I'm looking for an assistant
00:12:23We are the obvious choice
00:12:25Amy and I are the perfect choice for this project
00:12:29As you may know
00:12:30Amy's dad is the CEO
00:12:32Stop
00:12:32Connections won't get you anywhere with me
00:12:34Go
00:12:36I'm not repeating myself
00:12:41He really is the perfect guy
00:12:44You
00:12:46Go
00:12:47Me?
00:12:49Why?
00:12:50I don't want anybody working for me
00:12:52Who's more concerned about clothes than research
00:13:01Who wrote this?
00:13:03Psychology of love
00:13:05You're right?
00:13:11That's one of the best reports I've ever read
00:13:16Your full name is Mia Rose
00:13:18The one and only
00:13:19Says here you were born in Oregon
00:13:21Sister city
00:13:23To be exact
00:13:24Do you have a boyfriend?
00:13:27Absolutely
00:13:29Positively
00:13:30A hundred percent no
00:13:31Holy shit
00:13:34He's interrogating me about my love life in front of everyone
00:13:38Oh
00:13:39Oh he is so in love with me
00:13:43Her name is identical to my wife's
00:13:45And she's from the same city
00:13:52You got the job
00:13:54Everyone else can go
00:13:56Sorry
00:13:56Thank you
00:13:58Professor Brian
00:14:01Just keep things professional
00:14:03Or do your job
00:14:06Just do your job
00:14:10Step number three
00:14:12And Mia's guide to romance
00:14:14Spice things up with a little physical contact
00:14:22Just making sure my boss looks good
00:14:26I wanna hold you
00:14:30Under the red moon
00:14:34Me?
00:14:36I'd be more worried about yourself
00:14:38My grandma wouldn't wear that dress
00:14:40Well your grandma should wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way
00:14:45Anson
00:14:48Familiarize her with the project over the next few days
00:14:50Understood
00:14:56Listen up Lily
00:14:57Rent's on me this month
00:15:00What?
00:15:01You became a Miss Moneybags all of a sudden?
00:15:04This is Leo Brian
00:15:07And I'm gonna be his research assistant
00:15:10Um
00:15:11Leo Brian
00:15:12Do you know he's your husband?
00:15:13Can he pay?
00:15:14Yeah
00:15:15I have to make him fall in love with me if I'm gonna pass this semester
00:15:19Girl
00:15:20Girl
00:15:20Listen to me
00:15:21I've heard he's a total fuckboy
00:15:24And he hooks up with girls all night
00:15:26Please
00:15:27Stay away from him
00:15:48I have nowhere to go
00:15:51You said he would take care of me
00:15:58Cause we're married, right?
00:16:06Cause we're married, right?
00:16:09So, where are we sleeping to?
00:16:15Just stay in your own lane
00:16:17You can have the upstairs
00:16:27This all gonna be mine one day
00:16:29Leo, you're gonna fall for me whether you like it or not
00:16:37Professor Brian still hasn't asked you out
00:16:40No
00:16:41You know, I'm starting to think that maybe my method doesn't actually work
00:16:46You should ask your roommate Lily
00:16:48Guy's over
00:16:49Not my roommate anymore
00:16:51She just moved in with her new boyfriend
00:16:54They're so jealous that you're like this
00:16:57With Professor Brian
00:16:59Listen, I hate to be a bummer
00:17:01But everyone's saying this dude's way out of your league
00:17:05Bullshit
00:17:06I am nice
00:17:07I am hardworking
00:17:09And I have my master's
00:17:10What, I'm out of that moody weirdo's league?
00:17:14I know
00:17:15I am Professor Jackoff
00:17:16And I'm a total asshole
00:17:18You're right
00:17:20I never shut up
00:17:21And I love to hear the sound of my own voice
00:17:23He aggravates me more than anyone I have ever met
00:17:42Well, what a coincidence
00:17:44If it isn't my favorite professor
00:17:48I didn't realize you were so two-faced
00:17:51I came here to invite you to the club tomorrow
00:18:04A fancy date
00:18:05It's happening
00:18:06I mean, I can't believe it
00:18:08Leo really asked you out
00:18:09Finally
00:18:11It's my turn
00:18:16Mia
00:18:17I've heard you're going to the country club with Mr. Leo Brian tomorrow
00:18:22Yeah
00:18:24You don't have to worry about me
00:18:27You're such a good friend
00:18:29But now, I need to go pick out my outfit for tomorrow
00:18:33Go, girl
00:18:35Oh, I'm sorry, Mia
00:18:42Leo is mine
00:18:47Step four and Mia's guide to romance
00:18:49A-B-X
00:18:52Always be smiling
00:19:05Hi
00:19:07This is a very important meeting
00:19:08I hope you brought the samples I mentioned in my notes
00:19:12Later
00:19:12Later
00:19:13Leo
00:19:16What the fuck
00:19:22Come on, hurry up
00:19:24His notes must have been in the invite
00:19:26Where did it go?
00:19:27Mia, come on
00:19:29Get your head in the gate
00:19:41What's up, Brian?
00:19:42Good to see you
00:19:43Long time no see
00:19:44How have you been?
00:19:45Good
00:19:45Should we have a toast?
00:19:47We could
00:19:47Thank you
00:19:48Oh
00:19:49I brought the samples that you asked for
00:19:51Yeah
00:19:51Mia, you want to show them?
00:19:54Yeah
00:19:54Samples
00:20:04Sample
00:20:05You must be starving
00:20:13Honey, I'm not feeling well
00:20:15I shouldn't have drunk on an empty store
00:20:20Research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no
00:20:24So why don't you eat first
00:20:25And we'll talk later
00:20:27Thank you
00:20:28Mr. Brian
00:20:29Your girlfriend is such a sweetheart
00:20:30Everyone needs a word about business
00:20:32It's just a nice change of pace
00:20:35Ah
00:20:35Yeah
00:20:36She's a great girl
00:20:38One second
00:20:39We should eat
00:20:41Let's talk over there, shall we?
00:20:46Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:20:48I thought this was a date
00:20:51A date
00:20:52Really?
00:20:54You're interviewing a professor?
00:20:56Uh-huh
00:20:57I-oh
00:21:01I-oh
00:21:03Don't misunderstand this
00:21:05You're only here because Anne's busy
00:21:07Of course
00:21:09It's professional
00:21:15Jetty's ready
00:21:17Let's continue the conversation on our island, Mr. Brian
00:21:20Great
00:21:21Lead the way
00:21:26I just can't get your break, can I?
00:21:31Hey, how are things going with Professor Hottie?
00:21:34Not good
00:21:34I am an idiot
00:21:35I thought it was a date
00:21:36And it's not
00:21:37And I'm out on my ass
00:21:38Fuck this
00:21:45This day just keeps getting worse
00:21:48And worse
00:21:54Thinking how loud I'm thinking
00:21:57I don't even wanna play this game
00:22:03Well, I'll make it out
00:22:05Well, I'll make it out
00:22:10Leo?
00:22:11You came?
00:22:16Run and don't make a sound
00:22:18I don't wanna be found
00:22:20Sweet man, don't hold me down
00:22:22Oh, I'll make it out
00:22:23I couldn't leave you here alone
00:22:30You are my assistant, after all
00:22:33That is very nice of you
00:22:36I'm sorry about it earlier
00:22:38I didn't explain myself quite clearly
00:22:40But you did well
00:22:44You shouldn't push yourself
00:22:45Here, take this
00:23:02I'm gonna get you all wet
00:23:04Don't worry about me
00:23:06I got this
00:23:14I need to trip you forever
00:23:18Tonight's the night we make an air
00:23:25It's okay, I can do it myself
00:23:28You want something to dream?
00:23:29I'm good
00:23:32What's wrong?
00:23:33I got it
00:23:42Damn it
00:23:49Do you always have random hookups?
00:23:53There's a lesson from your professor
00:23:55Every conclusion
00:23:58Needs evidence
00:24:01To back it up
00:24:07Would you like to find out?
00:24:18He is so sexy
00:24:26I almost forgot what his lips taste like
00:24:32How many girls have just melted
00:24:35Looking in those eyes
00:24:38But I'm your professor
00:24:42I won't take advantage of you
00:24:45Seems like a gentleman to me
00:24:47I've heard he's a total fuckboy
00:24:50And he hooks up with girls all night
00:24:52So, why did Lily say that?
00:25:00Miss Rose
00:25:01I've drafted your divorce papers
00:25:05Thank you, Harvey
00:25:07Mia is married?
00:25:14Thank you, Harvey
00:25:21Was that your parents?
00:25:23No, actually my parents are dead
00:25:28I'm sorry
00:25:30I'll take you home
00:25:33You really don't have to do that
00:25:41Thanks for the ride
00:25:42Where were you?
00:25:44We were waiting for you
00:25:45It's kind of your thing
00:25:46Sorry
00:25:48It's okay
00:25:49We were just
00:25:49I was scared shitless
00:25:51Okay
00:25:52I'm glad you're alright
00:25:55Hey
00:25:56Miss Rose
00:25:58Got home safe
00:25:59So
00:26:00I'm off to the bar
00:26:02Oh, there was some guy there
00:26:04Though he was like
00:26:05Pushing her around
00:26:05What?
00:26:06Who?
00:26:09I couldn't get a good look at him
00:26:10But
00:26:11They went inside
00:26:13Together
00:26:14Now
00:26:15She is obviously after you
00:26:17So
00:26:18Why don't you just fire her?
00:26:20We need her expertise
00:26:21And
00:26:22As a professor
00:26:24I should keep an eye on her
00:26:26Yeah, good excuse
00:26:28Look into her supposed husband
00:26:47We haven't spent any time together
00:26:51Could you please sleep with me tonight?
00:26:56We're getting a divorce after you graduate
00:26:58So don't get any ideas
00:27:03I'll come back after you're dressed
00:27:10I won't let real man
00:27:12Take you away from me
00:27:24Wait, so he carried you home
00:27:26He's totally in love with you
00:27:27Advance congratulations on graduating early
00:27:32It's him
00:27:37Stay the fuck away from me
00:27:40We are never going to happen?
00:27:45He's playing me like a damn puppet
00:27:48You know how men are
00:27:50Or they treat women like easy come easy go
00:27:53It's textbook Matthew effect
00:27:56I shook my hand too soon
00:27:57Don't give up that easy
00:27:59We still have plan B
00:28:01The cold shoulder
00:28:04Maybe he's just stubborn
00:28:10Take this
00:28:11It was developed by my department
00:28:12It can monitor the wearer's heartbeat
00:28:15And brain waves
00:28:17Emma
00:28:18You are a genius
00:28:20Lee O'Brien
00:28:22You ain't seen nothing yet
00:28:24You're a genius
00:28:52You are a genius
00:28:54Sorry for the misunderstanding. I just wanted to borrow this. You're not really my type.
00:29:16Oh yeah, nice work. He's definitely jealous.
00:29:35How can feelings just disappear like that?
00:29:38Enough.
00:29:43How can you say I'm not her type?
00:29:45It seems like you care about her more than you should, professor.
00:29:49I found something on her lizard.
00:29:58Seems like she's secretly married. None of her classmates know. We need a P.I.
00:30:07She's too innocent. I'm afraid that someone's going to take advantage of her.
00:30:11I've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her.
00:30:15She lives in a shady part of town. Girls in bars get harassed there all the time.
00:30:26Professor Bryant, I need the afternoon off.
00:30:30Why?
00:30:31Well, if you must know, I have a date.
00:30:35With who?
00:30:37Now that is really none of your business.
00:30:40You can't. I need you this afternoon.
00:30:44Miss Assistant.
00:30:53And it's totally working.
00:30:55Please take in your shopping.
00:30:58Careful.
00:31:01Who are you talking to?
00:31:02It's private.
00:31:04And what, are you trying to spy on your assistant?
00:31:07Why don't you help me pick something up?
00:31:10Which one do you like?
00:31:18Try it on.
00:31:20It's for a birthday present.
00:31:23How did you know that tomorrow's my birthday?
00:31:26Tomorrow's your birthday?
00:31:28I want to meet you
00:31:30Under the red moon
00:31:33Only a blanket of stars
00:31:37To keep us warm
00:31:39Same name, hometown, and birthday
00:31:44Way too many coincidences
00:31:46And I'm starting to think
00:31:49That we are never
00:31:51These are gorgeous
00:31:56Are they really for me?
00:31:59I
00:31:59Actually, they're
00:32:02A gift for someone else
00:32:06If I didn't know better
00:32:07I think this Mia was my wife
00:32:09Sorry
00:32:13My mistake
00:32:15Shit, is he interested in someone else?
00:32:18Pick up the pace, Mia
00:32:34Yeah
00:32:35Hold on
00:32:42You look beautiful in them
00:32:43Now, why would you give me something so nice?
00:32:46If you don't look good
00:32:47It makes me look like a bad boss
00:32:50Here
00:32:53Have this fitness bracelet as a gift
00:33:03Hey, what's up?
00:33:05Yes, I will see you at the bar later tonight
00:33:11Who are you going out with?
00:33:15Who are you going out with?
00:33:17I'm off the clock, boss
00:33:20Don't worry about me
00:33:23She lives in a shady part of town
00:33:25Girls in bars get harassed there all the time
00:33:29You can't go out to a bar at night
00:33:31It's dangerous
00:33:32What?
00:33:33Do you like me or something?
00:33:37Just admit you're jealous
00:33:39You're not going out tonight
00:33:42You're going back to the lab
00:33:45To run some tests
00:33:47That I need to be a baby
00:34:08What is this?
00:34:12What is this?
00:34:15That is a luminol test
00:34:18The hydrogen peroxide reacts with the alkaline
00:34:21It makes this oxidization with the iron
00:34:27Which...
00:34:27Explain it like I'm fine
00:34:29Take us, for example
00:34:33We reacted before we even knew it
00:34:35It kind of looks like a galaxy, don't you think?
00:34:39It does
00:34:47Your heart is racing
00:34:49It must be broken
00:34:54Midnight
00:34:56Happy birthday
00:34:59It's a hard day
00:35:01Make a wish
00:35:03I haven't begun to think about that
00:35:07I have an idea
00:35:28You know, it's a shame
00:35:29That the stars aren't out tonight
00:35:33Oh, no
00:35:36Mia
00:35:40Oh, my God
00:35:41It's beautiful
00:35:43Well done for stars
00:36:11You know, I haven't really
00:36:12I've gotten a chance to look at the stars
00:36:15Since my parents passed
00:36:16So, thank you
00:36:19Professor Grubb
00:36:21It's my pleasure
00:36:30Professor
00:36:32I'm a German
00:36:34You're drunk
00:36:38Step number five
00:36:40And Mia's going to go to romance
00:36:43Take risks
00:36:45Mia's going to romance
00:36:46Who's talking about that?
00:37:06Why are you naked?
00:37:10What happened last night?
00:37:12Are you afraid we forgot to cuddle?
00:37:14Come on, dumbass
00:37:16Remember
00:37:16Remember
00:37:17I'm a German
00:37:17I'm a German
00:37:18I'm a German
00:37:20I'm a German
00:37:24I'm a German
00:37:26I'm a German
00:37:27I'm a German
00:37:27I'm a German
00:37:27I'm a German
00:37:28I'm a German
00:37:30I'm a German
00:37:31I'm a German
00:37:31I'm a German
00:37:31I'm a German
00:37:32I'm a German
00:37:34I'm a German
00:37:34I'm a German
00:37:34I'm a German
00:37:35I'm a German
00:37:35I'm a German
00:37:36I'm a German
00:37:37I'm a German
00:37:40I'm a German
00:37:45I'm a German
00:37:52oh god that was close why are you so relieved back up professor you getting cold feet
00:38:02remember it was you that kissed me the day we met total accident i swear my bad
00:38:13let me go shower
00:38:28this data is all over the place
00:38:32maybe he does like me
00:38:42holy shit they slept together
00:38:49that bitch got her professor just graduated
00:38:59i need another favor can you take some divorce papers to my husband
00:39:04oh sure bessie let's meet at the bar
00:39:11utilizing the halo effect is step nine in mia's guide to romance
00:39:17edward l thorndyke theorized that we completely overlook red flags when we're in love
00:39:24no no i i'm i'm not in love with him
00:39:30careful me
00:39:31oh it's blinding
00:39:37i have to go write some messes
00:39:46my whole thesis is out the window science is a joke
00:39:53you got me there
00:39:56certainly no scientific explanation for that
00:39:59hello
00:40:03hello
00:40:04lily oh my gosh how are you
00:40:08i'm feeling great my boyfriend is so obsessed with me he's showing me with cash
00:40:14so lucky
00:40:15yeah
00:40:16you must have really good taste
00:40:18see that
00:40:19wow
00:40:22that's beautiful
00:40:24he must love spending money on you
00:40:26yes he does
00:40:28oh i do have a favor to ask you
00:40:33would you mind giving these divorce papers to my husband
00:40:38please
00:40:40please don't rush me
00:40:42actually is that it i have to go
00:40:44lily what's gotten into you
00:40:47you've been acting different ever since you started dating that guy
00:40:50can i at least meet him or
00:40:53it's okay he's a very busy man
00:40:55i i have to go
00:40:57uh
00:40:58bye
00:41:01you sure have some generous friends mia
00:41:04what's that supposed to mean
00:41:05she saw you like the necklace so much she let you keep them
00:41:08and for free too
00:41:12i should give this back
00:41:16hey cutie you're here to pick me up
00:41:20i was on the way
00:41:26uh i feel sick
00:41:28what's wrong
00:41:32uh can we go
00:41:40mia
00:41:41professor brian
00:41:42what are you doing here
00:41:44my friend she lost this necklace trying to get back to her
00:41:54i gotta find her
00:41:56sorry
00:42:09she has a necklace i gave you
00:42:11how do you know her
00:42:13i know her from high school
00:42:15we were both named mia so
00:42:17we were obviously friends
00:42:19why are you hiding from her
00:42:21uh
00:42:22she wants me to lend her some cash
00:42:24not interested
00:42:27yep
00:42:28she's the worst
00:42:29should stay away from her
00:42:32i know her
00:42:34what you're saying
00:42:35doesn't sound like you two are friends
00:42:40i guess i'll give it to her later
00:42:49may rose
00:42:50and grace
00:42:51your mother-in-law
00:43:00sweetheart
00:43:01i heard you want a divorce
00:43:03that's true
00:43:04but you don't have to worry about me
00:43:11my son gave this to you right
00:43:13no actually that's my friend lily's
00:43:16impossible
00:43:17i helped them pick it out
00:43:19i'm positive
00:43:21lily accepted a gift from him
00:43:23mia
00:43:24i promised your mom
00:43:26i'd look after you
00:43:28please talk to my son
00:43:38clock sticking
00:43:39how's your experiment coming along
00:43:41um well if you look at the graph here
00:43:43you can see the time and location
00:43:45cut to the point okay
00:43:46he kissed me and his heart rate reached 130
00:43:49130
00:43:49mine would reach 132 if i got 1 million in grunts
00:43:52what more do you want from me
00:43:55how about a video of him saying that he loves you
00:43:57what who's in love with mia
00:44:04she has a secret admirer
00:44:06i think we need to congratulate her
00:44:09really
00:44:10who
00:44:12i have no idea
00:44:15my office
00:44:16now
00:44:26am i here just so you can watch me work
00:44:29running a launch for the new ai next week
00:44:31after that
00:44:33i'm leaving
00:44:34what
00:44:35worry about your credits mia
00:44:38you've been a great assistant
00:44:39is he really leaving
00:44:43so
00:44:43he wants to make leo admit that he loves you
00:44:46the old farts playing matchmaker
00:44:48but he's leaving so soon
00:44:50do you have enough time
00:44:52never fear
00:44:54david is here
00:44:57quick
00:44:57what's step six to mia's guide to love
00:45:00make your target jealous
00:45:02exactly
00:45:03we need
00:45:04the
00:45:06perfect
00:45:08rival
00:45:13you need
00:45:15the perfect rival
00:45:16for leo
00:45:20the perfect rival
00:45:26we need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous
00:45:29what are you doing
00:45:31you have got to be kidding me
00:45:34us influential authors of the center
00:45:37that's making me think
00:45:39like
00:45:40hey babe
00:45:43you up for lunch
00:45:47can't
00:45:48just come into the cafe with me
00:45:49i'm actually
00:45:50a little busy
00:45:53sounds fun
00:46:09dang mia i can't get over just how gorgeous you are
00:46:14i feel the same way
00:46:16i just love how open and honest you are
00:46:22too slow
00:46:23time for the final blow
00:46:24you dare
00:46:32can't you see she's not into you
00:46:35you wish dude
00:46:36i know the code to her apartment
00:46:37we're like
00:46:38close close
00:46:39is that so
00:46:41yeah
00:46:43of course
00:46:48fine
00:46:49enjoy your dessert
00:46:51what just happened
00:46:53did we screw up
00:46:54don't worry about it
00:46:56we still have plan b
00:46:58david was telling the truth
00:46:59but he was spotted at her house
00:47:02so is he her husband
00:47:03uh no
00:47:04but the pi is still investigating
00:47:06go back to the office
00:47:08got it
00:47:12professor leo
00:47:13what a coincidence
00:47:14up for a match
00:47:17david here has been boxing ever since he was a kid
00:47:20you're on
00:47:56don't worry i'll be careful
00:47:57just
00:47:59rest it on here
00:48:11he seems to have you all riled up
00:48:15mom you're my assistant
00:48:18why can't you just be honest
00:48:22oh
00:48:24i'll get that
00:48:30i finally took the leap
00:48:32but
00:48:35could you get that
00:48:36it might be important
00:48:40looks like it's your mom
00:48:46mom
00:48:47oh hi
00:48:48um
00:48:49your wife and i are meeting up tonight
00:48:50i want you to come
00:48:52you and mia
00:48:56you and mia
00:48:59i can't
00:49:00i'm busy
00:49:01all right
00:49:01i'll see you there tonight
00:49:03hon
00:49:15professor i need the night off
00:49:17fine
00:49:18i'll take you home
00:49:22you live here too
00:49:23yeah
00:49:24this is the place
00:49:26you know uh mia
00:49:29what
00:49:33i've got the research results on david
00:49:36he's actually
00:49:40who's david to you
00:49:42i've known him forever
00:49:43he's always been really good to me
00:49:47i've got somewhere to be
00:49:52he seems upset
00:49:54i know it seems like it's working
00:50:02mia
00:50:03hello sweetheart
00:50:05i'm great
00:50:06i'm sorry
00:50:07looks like leo stood us up
00:50:09it's okay
00:50:10no worries
00:50:11good
00:50:12now i don't have to explain why i had lily pretend to be me
00:50:15you were all alone at your wedding a year ago
00:50:28i do
00:50:32my son messed it because he was on humanitarian trip overseas
00:50:36i understand
00:50:39give him another chance
00:50:41he's working at your school now
00:50:44maybe it's fate
00:50:46really
00:50:51professor
00:50:52what are you doing here
00:50:54stay away from david
00:50:56he's
00:50:57oh my god
00:51:00oh
00:51:01you are wasted
00:51:03he's playing you
00:51:04yeah i know
00:51:06what
00:51:06they're my friends
00:51:07they always get drunk and stay at my place
00:51:10yeah
00:51:11yeah i am
00:51:12there are ways you bring him
00:51:14it's really no big deal
00:51:17no no no no no no please
00:51:19yeah drink
00:51:20no no no no no no no please
00:51:23whoa whoa
00:51:25oh
00:51:25leo
00:51:27what the hell is wrong with you
00:51:29he is drunk
00:51:30why would you do that
00:51:32oh
00:51:36i don't like
00:51:38when he takes advantage of you
00:51:45i'm gonna ask you one more time
00:51:47do you like me
00:51:51then start acting like my professor
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:52:00why am i disappointed
00:52:02i don't have feelings for him
00:52:04right
00:52:09i've been waiting for you forever
00:52:11sorry i missed dinner with my mom today
00:52:13i met your mom today
00:52:17um sure
00:52:19it's so bad that you couldn't come
00:52:21we had a great conversation
00:52:23she always wanted that ring
00:52:26um what ring
00:52:28the one she traded with your mom
00:52:31oh
00:52:35lily what's wrong
00:52:37can i ask you something
00:52:41do you know the ring that your mom gave you
00:52:44do you know the ring that your mom gave you
00:52:52yeah
00:52:52could you please borrow this to me
00:52:56oh lily you know i would do anything for you but
00:53:00that's the last thing my mom gave me before she passed away so
00:53:05fine but at least can you drink with me
00:53:08cheers
00:53:12cheers
00:53:13cheers
00:53:14cheers
00:53:15cheers
00:53:23cheers
00:53:29cheers
00:53:46cheers
00:54:13i'm so tired
00:54:15too you know
00:54:16so stop meddling
00:54:18i am so pissed off
00:54:21he always gets me heated
00:54:27is that emma david in there
00:54:45hey
00:54:46fancy seeing you here
00:54:47what is this
00:54:49what is this
00:54:49time to fess up
00:54:50this is too far
00:54:51i told you he was playing you
00:54:53there's your proof
00:54:53no just let him understand and admit his feelings for you
00:54:57this is our plan b
00:54:58let's continue the scene
00:55:00okay actually they are just
00:55:02oh no
00:55:02no you caught us
00:55:06i won't let them take you from me and you know what emma's hotter than you anyway mia
00:55:13oh my god
00:55:17i hope i didn't get my ass kicked for nothing and she still owes us big time right emma
00:55:25emma why are you so quiet
00:55:41so you followed me because you were worried about me you were right i have to be honest
00:55:57i didn't mean to ask
00:55:59what is this actually for
00:56:00it detects your heart rate
00:56:04so you giving it to me was intentional
00:56:23shit he can't see my plan
00:56:25no
00:56:37professor bryant
00:56:43professor bryant
00:56:44call me leo
00:56:47leo
00:56:47don't you think that's dangerous
00:56:50i think we crossed that line a long time ago
00:56:54what do you mean by that
00:56:56i can't take my eyes off you
00:56:58i'm always worried about you
00:57:02why
00:57:03i don't need your sympathy
00:57:07do you know that i've been dreaming
00:57:11dreaming of a place away from home
00:57:16the paradise
00:57:25what more do you want from me
00:57:27how about a video of him saying that he loves you
00:57:29do you love me
00:57:38i need some time
00:57:41okay how's 24 days
00:57:44that's oddly specific
00:57:46i just can't wait
00:57:49i need to take care of something first
00:57:52what is it
00:57:55actually
00:57:57i'm married
00:58:05actually
00:58:05i'm married
00:58:08it was something my parents arranged
00:58:10i swear i haven't touched her
00:58:14i'm gonna handle it as soon as possible
00:58:17it's too late for that
00:58:19get out
00:58:30if i had known he was married
00:58:32i never would have gone after him
00:58:37sorry i sent the wrong picture
00:58:39this is my son
00:58:40let's go diving sometime
00:58:42you look so familiar
00:58:49i am on the wilderness safari
00:58:51leave a message if you need any
00:59:02do you want a divorce
00:59:05i shouldn't have had you move in
00:59:08take this as an apology
00:59:10let's talk about this later
00:59:12i don't feel very good
00:59:15can we stay like this
00:59:22it's my appearance
00:59:23death anniversary
00:59:25very soon
00:59:33i've already made up my mind
00:59:35i'm not moving out
00:59:37that i'm leaving
00:59:51it's her
00:59:53again
00:59:58what do you want from me
00:59:59well
01:00:01we both hate me
01:00:02such a bitch
01:00:04took my spot
01:00:05on professor
01:00:06brian's project team
01:00:08more to mention
01:00:09she's a home wrecker
01:00:10such a bitch
01:00:12what do you think about revenge
01:00:14let's take her down
01:00:16what's the plan
01:00:34here are the plans for the press conference
01:00:43professor what's your wife like
01:00:47she means nothing to me
01:00:49then why did you marry her
01:00:52then why did you marry her
01:00:54sorry i
01:00:55if i crush this press conference
01:00:58then can you promise me something
01:01:03what promise me you'll introduce me to your wife
01:01:12you really want to meet her
01:01:15this is going to be the best press conference anyone has ever seen
01:01:25all right
01:01:26promise
01:01:30whoa he really does look like leah
01:01:32what are they twins or something
01:01:35did lily give your husband those divorce papers
01:01:38no
01:01:40she's been avoiding me for some reason
01:01:43do you think lily's new boy toy is your husband
01:01:48i want to put it past her
01:01:49there's no way
01:01:50we've been best friends for forever
01:01:54anyway
01:01:54can someone help me with the conference
01:01:58i need to figure out how to get more engagement
01:02:01oh my god
01:02:03what's wrong
01:02:06someone's calling me a home wrecker on the campus forums
01:02:09shit
01:02:09no one's gonna believe her
01:02:11what are we gonna do
01:02:19those people are so crazy
01:02:21talking about you are disgusting
01:02:24you shouldn't have to go through this
01:02:26thanks
01:02:28it's like every time i open my phone
01:02:30oh wait
01:02:33take this
01:02:36this guy helps me a lot
01:02:39he helped me to delay the application once
01:02:41he's a kind of weird person
01:02:44but
01:02:44he's also reliable
01:02:46are you sure
01:02:48absolutely
01:02:49just tell him lily sent to you
01:02:52and then
01:02:52he might be giving you a discount
01:02:56okay
01:02:59remember to say a good word for me
01:03:02to professor brian
01:03:04yeah
01:03:28i've already wiped 90 percent of the search results
01:03:31want me to take care of the twitter mirrors too
01:03:33um
01:03:34yeah
01:03:34for sure
01:03:38it's amazing
01:03:39you're amazing
01:03:40people have no idea what real digital control means
01:03:44you know
01:03:46i can even make every man forget you never existed
01:03:59wait
01:04:00picture
01:04:09come with me now
01:04:39i'll take care of you all right
01:04:41the police are on the way
01:04:45get the hell out of here
01:04:47go
01:04:48it's okay
01:04:49you're safe now
01:04:53you're safe now
01:04:56i'm so glad you're okay
01:05:00thank you for saving me
01:05:03i'm still so scared even now
01:05:05i was afraid i might lose you
01:05:11you should get some rest
01:05:18you're nice
01:05:27you're repent i'm so angry
01:05:41i'm sorry
01:05:42No kissing. No, not yet.
01:05:45Why?
01:05:47You have a wife. Hello.
01:06:03See you at the conference tomorrow, Professor Bryant.
01:06:13Follow your brain.
01:06:16Humans crave intimacy.
01:06:19Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves.
01:06:23The Bryant Group's AI uses emotional computing
01:06:26to expand the limits of virtual companionship.
01:06:35I can't believe I did it.
01:06:37You did a great job.
01:06:39I'll keep my promise.
01:06:41Please welcome Mr. Leo Bryant, CEO of Bryant Group.
01:06:50And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech.
01:06:53I couldn't have said it better myself.
01:06:57The Bryant Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology.
01:07:01And with your help, we plan to continue that for many years to come.
01:07:07Leo, Brian, and Mia Rose.
01:07:13He's my...
01:07:17He's my husband.
01:07:25Hello, everyone.
01:07:31Let me introduce myself as...
01:07:34Leo's wife!
01:07:37What are you doing?
01:07:39How long are you going to hide me, baby?
01:07:42Hey, let's go this way.
01:07:44Let me go!
01:07:45Leo, I love you!
01:07:48Let me go!
01:07:50Leo, baby, I love you.
01:07:51Why are you doing this to me?
01:08:00What are you doing this to me?
01:08:02Let me go!
01:08:04I mean, what happened?
01:08:06We just saw Mia running out.
01:08:08Where'd she go?
01:08:24You're useless as ever.
01:08:28Once a crybaby, always a crybaby.
01:08:31Really?
01:08:33Actually, I should thank you.
01:08:36Because Mia and Leo hit it off, and I moved in with him.
01:08:43What?
01:08:44Well, you know him.
01:08:46He's icy.
01:08:49But not with me, of course.
01:08:53You are ruining everything.
01:08:57Why wouldn't you tell me sooner?
01:08:59He didn't want to hurt your feelings.
01:09:02But he said he would get rid of you.
01:09:05I know, Leon.
01:09:06He would never do that to me.
01:09:09Oh, yeah?
01:09:11Well, let's wait and see who we all choose.
01:09:22Mia!
01:09:29Mia!
01:09:34Where the hell is Mia?
01:09:37I know where she is.
01:09:41Where?
01:09:43Why did you crash the press conference?
01:09:53She's there.
01:10:02You did that on purpose.
01:10:04Yes, and if I can't have you, no one can.
01:10:10Mia!
01:10:18The final step in Mia's guide to romance.
01:10:21An avoidant attachment style can protect you from getting hurt.
01:10:27Mia, I'm sorry.
01:10:29I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all of this.
01:10:33Nothing happened.
01:10:35Please believe me.
01:10:36Leo, it's all my fault.
01:10:39I'm not good at expressing myself.
01:10:44I kept ignoring my feelings for you.
01:10:47I'm sorry.
01:10:48I started all of this.
01:10:50You don't have to forgive me.
01:10:52Just please let me come in and make sure you're okay.
01:10:56Mia?
01:11:04Guess what?
01:11:05I have a bunny in the open.
01:11:20Mia, I...
01:11:21Professor Bryan?
01:11:23I need to come clean.
01:11:26This has been an experiment all along.
01:11:28An experiment?
01:11:30I've been using you as a guinea pig to prove my research.
01:11:34Mia, what are you talking about?
01:11:37I've been planning this from the beginning.
01:11:39This fitness tracker?
01:11:41I've been using it to collect data.
01:11:45I never really loved you.
01:11:47So now we're even.
01:11:49I don't believe you.
01:11:52The experiment is over.
01:11:55We're over.
01:12:01You're quitting your experiment?
01:12:03Why?
01:12:04I just can't do it.
01:12:07Worst case scenario, just graduate late, okay?
01:12:10Graduate late?
01:12:11That's not like you.
01:12:13Sorry to disappoint you, Professor.
01:12:29Wait.
01:12:31Are you crying?
01:12:33Are you crying?
01:12:34What's wrong?
01:12:38Mia, I don't have much time.
01:12:39I'm going away on a business trip.
01:12:40Safe travels.
01:12:42Please.
01:12:42I want to tell you something.
01:12:44Just listen to me.
01:12:47I...
01:12:49What's that?
01:12:50I know you have a wife, and I know she's pregnant.
01:12:54Take care.
01:13:10You look like a mess, man.
01:13:13Thanks.
01:13:14Why don't you expose Lily for the bitch that she is?
01:13:17Because she used to be my friend.
01:13:21I'm sorry, she's pregnant now.
01:13:25How do you know it's Leo's?
01:13:28It doesn't matter, okay?
01:13:31Leo left, and he's already dead to me.
01:13:35Stop moving around.
01:13:37Yeah.
01:13:38You know what?
01:13:39Get your ass up.
01:13:41We're going to the graduation party tonight.
01:13:43Oh.
01:14:13Not the halo effect again.
01:14:18Split the wishbone.
01:14:21To the straws.
01:14:23I had no idea Professor Brian was going to be here tonight.
01:14:27I heard he's a starry knight.
01:14:29That's a stupid name.
01:14:31Come on.
01:14:32The starry knight ball is a school tradition.
01:14:35Every year, the student council picks three nights,
01:14:37and at the end of the ball, we get to bid for it
01:14:40to see who gets the chance to dance.
01:14:42It's fun, isn't it?
01:14:43It's today.
01:14:44You should place a bid.
01:14:46Or are you going to watch him dance with somebody else?
01:14:48Emma, cut it out, okay?
01:14:50I didn't come here to dance with Leo.
01:14:52I came here for the student lineup photos
01:14:55so he can dance with whoever he wants to.
01:14:58Come on, Mia.
01:14:59It's been a whole week.
01:15:00I'm even going to wear this gorgeous dress
01:15:02just to hide in the corner like some paint on the wall.
01:15:05Are you really okay with this?
01:15:08Look at him standing there like nothing ever happens.
01:15:12Sucking up all that attention from those love-struck girls.
01:15:15Even if you are moving on,
01:15:18you should at least tell him to his face.
01:15:20Where's the fearless mirror from before?
01:15:21Don't you want to know he's thinking?
01:15:23Don't you have the guts to place a bid?
01:15:30Hey, everybody.
01:15:31Welcome to the Starry Night Party.
01:15:34First up, please welcome our knights of the Starry Night.
01:15:39First up, we'll auction off Sir Leo Bryan.
01:15:49Five hundred.
01:15:51Six hundred.
01:15:53What's up, where are you going?
01:15:56Eight hundred.
01:15:59One thousand.
01:16:01One thousand five hundred.
01:16:03One thousand five hundred.
01:16:05Look, they're about to get what they want.
01:16:07Maybe he's waiting for you.
01:16:09Do you want to know what he has to say?
01:16:10Two thousand.
01:16:12Two thousand a year.
01:16:14Or maybe he'll tell Amy that Ria is such a fool.
01:16:25Three thousand dollars.
01:16:30Three thousand coin once.
01:16:33Three thousand coin twice.
01:16:36And sold.
01:16:45Three thousand.
01:17:04That's right.
01:17:06You can hurt me as much as you like.
01:17:08You pay for me.
01:17:12Should I end this now?
01:17:14Don't be so hasty, doctor.
01:17:17What's that supposed to happen?
01:17:23You're the real Mia.
01:17:27My Mia.
01:17:30Although I'd have to admit,
01:17:32getting someone to pretend to be you
01:17:34is creative.
01:17:37Lily is impregnant.
01:17:39Anson checked.
01:17:42The tests were fake.
01:17:45What?
01:17:48Shall we get out of here?
01:17:51Mrs. Bryant.
01:18:01Are you in a rush or something?
01:18:04I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
01:18:06We can't turn back the clock.
01:18:09So let's make the most of every moment now.
01:18:18So, what's your theory behind our love?
01:18:24Let me run some calculations.
01:18:31You have to say the magic words.
01:18:37I love you.
01:18:41Nothing can stop you.
01:18:44No, nothing can stop you.
01:18:47Follow your heart.
01:18:49I won't stay alone.
01:18:57Go.
01:18:59Get out.
01:18:59You can't do this to me.
01:19:01You're just a maid.
01:19:03I'm going to say this to Leo.
01:19:06I'm not a maid.
01:19:07I am his mother.
01:19:09There he is.
01:19:10Go ahead.
01:19:11Tell him.
01:19:13Leo.
01:19:16Mia, you tricked me to.
01:19:24Mia, you tricked me to.
01:19:26Then why did you steal her ring?
01:19:29Mia, I'm so sorry.
01:19:31I missed you.
01:19:32Don't ever speak to me again.
01:19:35Don't touch me.
01:19:37Mia!
01:19:43If you change your mind,
01:19:44you have three more days to submit your paper.
01:19:48Thank you so much, Professor.
01:19:51What was that?
01:19:56So, congratulations, Dr. Rose.
01:19:59Thank you, Professor Hugo.
01:20:05Congratulations, baby.
01:20:07Looks like my experiment is over.
01:20:10I am not done researching.
01:20:13How much I love you.
01:20:19Hey, you still want something.
01:20:22What?
01:20:23Come closer.
01:20:24Closer.
01:20:30There.
01:20:31Now we're even.
01:20:34Emma!
01:20:34Wait!
01:20:36Wait!
01:20:39Wait!
01:20:40Wait!
01:21:07We're just in time.
01:21:09Leo, you did all of this for me?
01:21:12Will I ever be alone again?
01:21:24Miros,
01:21:26will he be my wife?
01:21:29Again.
01:21:35Miros,
01:21:37will he be my wife?
01:21:39Again.
01:21:41Of course.
01:21:58By the way,
01:21:59I saw your little
01:22:02whiteboard experiment
01:22:03the first time I came here.
01:22:05What?
01:22:06I'm just glad I was your mini-pike.
01:22:08Looks like you've been
01:22:10standing up on me
01:22:11as a guide to romance.
01:22:13I've done some research
01:22:14of my own.
01:22:16Can we talk about
01:22:18anything else?
01:22:20No.
01:22:21Your professor has some
01:22:23academic theories
01:22:24he'd like to discuss with you.
01:22:27For example,
01:22:30where he should begin
01:22:32kissing you.
01:22:33Here.
01:22:38Here.
01:22:43Here.
01:22:46Here.
01:22:48It's all that I want,
01:22:50all that I'm asking.
01:22:52Here.
01:22:57Love, love, love me.
01:22:59Right, Professor Bryant.
01:23:01I think we should continue
01:23:03this conversation elsewhere.
01:23:05Love, love, love me
01:23:08as I am.
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