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00:00:00Bottle crown, no borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:03I learned the truth and broken rules
00:00:05Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30I stand on my own
00:00:37Sorry, excuse me
00:00:54Hey Chase
00:00:57Who?
00:00:58It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:03Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:07Chase, I...
00:01:13I've been in love with you forever
00:01:14Since like 10th grade
00:01:16When you won that district contest
00:01:19I know this is kind of out of nowhere but
00:01:23Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:29Sure, sure
00:01:32For real?
00:01:38Come here, babe
00:01:52Here we go
00:01:53Surprise, nerd
00:01:55Clement
00:01:57Whoa, Clement
00:01:59Whoa, Clement
00:02:02Whoa, Clement
00:02:04Whoa, Clement
00:02:04Whoa, Clement
00:02:06Oh my God, I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:09Watch out
00:02:10Watch out
00:02:10I'm full, Clement
00:02:11I'm a juvenile delinquency
00:02:17I'm not quite down here
00:02:19Dangerous and violent
00:02:25In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:41In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:44Can I know this?
00:02:55I've never seen that
00:02:56Capital A for a-hole
00:02:59Bo Clemence made it his mission to torment the nerd, me, my life, and the devil's playground.
00:03:08I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:11Shit.
00:03:12I'm sorry, Bo, wrong guy.
00:03:15Sorry!
00:03:16Hold up.
00:03:17I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:18Since, like, I'm praying when you won that district contest.
00:03:22I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:03:25Forever?
00:03:27Since 10th grade?
00:03:29Relate it!
00:03:31Relate it!
00:03:32Relate that right now!
00:03:34What?
00:03:36What?
00:03:38Huh?
00:03:39Yeah!
00:04:08What did you think was gonna happen, girlfriend?
00:04:14Damn it!
00:04:17Not your girlfriend!
00:04:18I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:21Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:23I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:26This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:29For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow, I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:34Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:36Even if every other girl on Earth died right now, I'd still rather swing the other way than get with
00:04:40you.
00:04:43Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:46I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:48You're such an asshole!
00:05:08You're such an asshole!
00:05:39That was a prescription!
00:05:45So is your attitude ugly.
00:05:48Max Maddock, a.k.a. Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:53If Bo's on a mission to toy with nerds, she and her minions are out for blood.
00:05:59Please.
00:06:03Let me go, Max.
00:06:05You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:09Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:11Definitely blind.
00:06:14Oh.
00:06:14So, sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:25How can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:33S-T.
00:06:35R-I-P.
00:06:36Exactly!
00:06:37R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:39Strip her.
00:06:41No!
00:06:43Stop!
00:06:45No!
00:06:47Stop!
00:06:49No!
00:07:03No!
00:07:05B-B-B-E!
00:07:07Oh!
00:07:08No!
00:07:09Stop!
00:07:09No!
00:07:09No!
00:07:09No!
00:07:10No!
00:07:11No!
00:07:12That's better.
00:07:16Off you go.
00:07:21Go.
00:07:32My nose!
00:07:49Oh, look at you.
00:08:17Great.
00:08:18First I confessed to the wrong guy, and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:44Hi, Mom. I'm sorry. I'll do better next time. I promise. I'm sorry.
00:08:54No way.
00:08:55Beau Clement, the biker psycho, is actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:01He's still an asshole, Phoebe.
00:09:03You recorded your most embarrassing moment. It humiliated you.
00:09:06I've been in love with you forever. Since like...
00:09:08Forever?
00:09:09Who made it? Who made them?
00:09:11I've had enough today. Time for payback.
00:09:32You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:09:35I... it's not what it looks like.
00:09:38Really?
00:09:39Hmm.
00:09:39Because it looks a hell of a lot like...
00:09:42You're just recording it.
00:09:46Your call cannot be completed at this time.
00:09:49The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:52Stay away from me!
00:09:55If me, you're fucking thorn, Phillips.
00:10:18You don't get to be mad. You recorded me first.
00:10:22You stalked me into the boys' locker room.
00:10:24You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:28Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as what...
00:10:32Delete it.
00:10:33Now, I swear...
00:10:35Swear what?
00:10:37You're gonna hit me?
00:10:40Big man Beau Clement.
00:10:42Good man.
00:10:57I'll switch it up.
00:11:08Thanks.
00:11:08Cheers.
00:11:19Oh, my god.
00:11:22Oh, my god.
00:11:27Phoebe.
00:11:29Phoebe.
00:11:31What the fuck?
00:11:52Come on, Smart Mouth.
00:11:54Talk to me.
00:11:55Come on.
00:11:58Phoebe, Phoebe.
00:12:00Phoebe, please talk to me.
00:12:01Stay with me.
00:12:08Oh, my God.
00:12:17Shit.
00:12:19Fuck.
00:12:20I'm sorry.
00:12:21I'm sorry.
00:12:22I'm sorry.
00:12:24Oh, my God.
00:12:26Oh, my God.
00:12:29Jesus.
00:12:30Fuck.
00:12:34You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:38You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:39But what did you do?
00:12:43You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:45And thank God, I knew CPI.
00:12:49You put your lips on me?
00:12:56Have you felt my boobs?
00:12:58What the fuck?
00:13:03Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:05What the fuck?
00:13:08Are you?
00:13:08I felt you what?
00:13:10I was saving you.
00:13:12I would rather die than fill you up, OK?
00:13:15That was my first kiss, you asshole.
00:13:19You consider that a kiss?
00:13:21Consider it charity.
00:13:24And the next time you're recording something,
00:13:26just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
00:13:34You recorded me first.
00:13:37You recorded me first.
00:13:38Asshole.
00:13:49yeah
00:13:53two for one deal
00:13:55you get saved and kissed
00:13:57by an asshole
00:13:58you're very welcome
00:14:04you touched me
00:14:06without my
00:14:07whoa whoa
00:14:09what are you taking me for
00:14:11a perv
00:14:12yeah
00:14:12I'd rather drown
00:14:14a little perv
00:14:14like you touch me
00:14:15you probably did it
00:14:17on purpose
00:14:28oh shit
00:14:43I must have left it in the laundry bag again
00:14:45and grabbed it with my sweater
00:14:46this morning
00:14:53okay
00:14:54so this is why you call me a perv
00:14:56projection
00:14:57huh
00:14:57wait
00:14:58does it have a name
00:14:59wait wait wait
00:15:00don't tell me
00:15:01let me guess
00:15:01chase
00:15:02oh my god
00:15:05shut up
00:15:06give it back
00:15:06uh uh
00:15:08so much for miss
00:15:10I've never been kissed before
00:15:11if I was chase
00:15:12I'd be flattered to be
00:15:13some nerdy virgin's
00:15:14ultimate wet dream
00:15:36not you
00:15:38why not
00:15:58because I will show everyone this
00:16:08what happens if I post this
00:16:10and caption it
00:16:11Beau Clement
00:16:13crybaby mommy's boy
00:16:15you
00:16:16you tell on me
00:16:17I post this
00:16:18we both go down together
00:16:21it's in the cloud
00:16:22nothing you can do about it
00:16:26you're pushing it
00:16:35what are you gonna do
00:16:39what are you gonna do
00:16:42what are you gonna do
00:16:46hey
00:16:47hey
00:16:49eyes up here
00:16:53you delete that
00:16:56I don't tell on you
00:16:58okay
00:17:00and I'll throw in any favor
00:17:02okay
00:17:03since I saved you
00:17:05with my hands and my mouth
00:17:06without your consent
00:17:07how's that for you
00:17:11you're not
00:17:13taking me for a joke
00:17:14are you
00:17:16what kind of person do you think I am
00:17:19someone who bullies me
00:17:21for fun
00:17:22someone who threatens me
00:17:23every chance they get
00:17:26finally you get a taste
00:17:27of your own poison
00:17:32how's that for a change
00:17:35maybe you should learn
00:17:36to tell the difference
00:17:37on I'm actually being nice
00:17:40take it
00:17:42my job
00:17:45okay
00:17:48make me popular
00:17:49for Chase
00:17:51that's the favor
00:17:52I'm sorry what
00:17:54you want me to what
00:17:55that is not a favor
00:17:57that is
00:17:57that is a miracle
00:17:59okay
00:17:59oh my god
00:18:02natural curls
00:18:03big glasses on the daily
00:18:06body
00:18:07not exactly a fault
00:18:10oh my god
00:18:11that's mean
00:18:14Chase Thompson
00:18:15huh
00:18:16golden boy
00:18:17captain of the swim team
00:18:19what do cliches turn you on
00:18:24you know you can do better
00:18:26especially considering
00:18:27how
00:18:28horny you actually are
00:18:36shut the hell up
00:18:46take it or leave it
00:18:47I'm done being nice to you
00:18:49you know I'd bet myself
00:18:51never getting laid for the rest of my life
00:18:53that Chase would never fall
00:18:55for a girl like you
00:18:56okay
00:19:00I do like a challenge
00:19:02and getting a nerd like you
00:19:04to become someone that Chase couldn't resist
00:19:08that sounds like fun
00:19:11you delete the video
00:19:12I make you irresistible
00:19:15deal
00:19:22deal
00:19:29oh my God
00:19:34what are you doing
00:19:37oh my God
00:19:38oh my God
00:19:42oh my God
00:19:44oh my God
00:19:49oh my God
00:20:07I don't know.
00:20:33I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:21:14I'm so in love with you.
00:21:39I'm so in love with you.
00:21:44Oh, Phoebe Phillips.
00:21:45You like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse, not assholes on stupid briefs.
00:22:12Oh, jeez.
00:22:13I'm sorry.
00:22:14I'm sorry.
00:22:14I'm sorry.
00:22:15I'm sorry.
00:22:22Chase.
00:22:24Phoebe, right?
00:22:26Hey, are you going to come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:29You know, he does it every year.
00:22:30It's really cool.
00:22:31Yes.
00:22:32Yes, of course.
00:22:33You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:35I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:40Great.
00:22:41I'll see you then.
00:22:48See you then.
00:22:49See you then.
00:22:50Oh, no.
00:22:51How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:22:57Shit.
00:22:58Yikes.
00:22:59Look at you.
00:23:01Total train wreck.
00:23:07Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:09How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge function with being exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:18Fine.
00:23:19Fine.
00:23:20Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:22Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:25Hey.
00:23:28What are you doing?
00:23:29Put me down.
00:23:30Oh, shut up.
00:23:31Makeover starts now.
00:23:33Oh, shut up.
00:24:09Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:14Is this one of those moments?
00:24:19Is this one of those moments?
00:24:26No.
00:24:28The movie's live.
00:24:29You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:31Cliches, no miracles.
00:24:35What the fuck?
00:24:45Her eyes really are stunning.
00:25:07Bo, can you come in please?
00:25:09I need help tying my dress.
00:25:21Here?
00:25:23Yeah.
00:25:27The Eldridge thing.
00:25:29You're going too, right?
00:25:33Please, I'll be so nervous alone.
00:25:38It's short.
00:25:39Yes.
00:25:41Great.
00:25:42Now leave.
00:25:43I'm finishing up.
00:25:44Right.
00:25:45Go, go, go, go.
00:25:54Go.
00:25:55Go.
00:25:55You're still here?
00:25:59Go.
00:26:11Go.oured.
00:26:12I'll be there.
00:26:29Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:31Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:33Still do.
00:26:52I'll be there.
00:26:56Shit.
00:26:58Can't say hey pretty.
00:27:02Whoa.
00:27:04Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:07That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:09Shut the front door.
00:27:11No effing way.
00:27:16Breathe. Don't faint. Don't throw up. Don't trip.
00:27:21Please don't trip.
00:27:23Hey, you made it.
00:27:26You look...
00:27:30unbelievable.
00:27:31You too. You always do.
00:27:33I mean, how could you not?
00:27:34Hair, face, suit, the teeth, all of it.
00:27:39Good job. Good job.
00:27:42Relax, Pheebs.
00:27:44You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:46Pheebs? Ooh, now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:49I wish it were as easy as a quiz, so no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:54But then, you know how to resuscitate you?
00:27:56Because that's the perks of being a Swim Team Captain.
00:27:59I'm Lifesaving Certified.
00:28:12Oh, my God, Beau.
00:28:13I always found you hot, but this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:18I find you just the same.
00:28:27What the actual fuck?
00:28:29What the actual fuck?
00:28:50Max, stop.
00:28:51It's okay, Chase.
00:28:53Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:55Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:28:57Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:01Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:04Like I did before?
00:29:19You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:23I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:26You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what?
00:29:30A duck?
00:29:31Is that the best you can do?
00:29:33I was going to say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:35Oh, burn.
00:29:37Would you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:38Shut the fuck up, Chase.
00:29:41Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:43When this is over and the lights come back on,
00:29:46are you going to go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:50You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:54And as long as you keep putting out,
00:29:56some guy will eventually notice you.
00:29:59Oh, shit.
00:30:02I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:06The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:10You're right.
00:30:12I do need a reminder.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:17And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:22Enlighten me, please.
00:30:24You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:27How cliche, Max.
00:30:29What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:31More plastic.
00:30:32Much less iconic.
00:30:33Yes.
00:30:34And something nastier than a bus is going to hit you very soon.
00:30:38Eldridge winter function serving me, girls.
00:30:41All right, get her ass.
00:30:43Maybe.
00:30:45After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:48But it's okay.
00:30:49You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:52Here's some charity.
00:30:53Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:30:58Seriously.
00:30:59Yeah, I'm a nerd.
00:31:01I love chemistry.
00:31:03And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop once you grew up and got
00:31:09smarter.
00:31:11Wishful thinking.
00:31:13Pathetic?
00:31:14I know.
00:31:15But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:20Wow.
00:31:21Good job.
00:31:22Who will call selling her feet pics at 28 her career eventually.
00:31:27Holy shit.
00:31:31Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:33Seriously.
00:31:34Okay, are you done?
00:31:35Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike?
00:31:37And leave her alone.
00:31:38For once.
00:31:40Oh, God.
00:31:41I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:42In front of everyone.
00:31:43On the best night of my life.
00:31:47This isn't over.
00:31:50Have a good night.
00:31:56I came here to impress a boy.
00:31:58But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:11I'm sorry.
00:32:14Okay, so like I said, if someone sees us, code word...
00:32:20Oh, jeez.
00:32:21Oh, my God.
00:32:22I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:23Max doesn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:26Sink bump for the...
00:32:27I'll go verge.
00:32:31Okay, okay.
00:32:33Okay.
00:32:35Now, let it set for now.
00:32:41Oh, great.
00:32:43It's a niche tourism.
00:32:52Man.
00:32:54You know, Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:32:57Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:01St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:04And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:09I kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:20Oh!
00:33:23You want some?
00:33:25And a toast for the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:33Slow.
00:33:36Slow.
00:33:38Yeah, sure.
00:33:40Courage.
00:33:42Love courage.
00:33:45You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:46Don't be lying.
00:33:47It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:49There you go.
00:33:57Whoa!
00:33:58Whoa, easy there.
00:34:00Ew!
00:34:01You okay, Phoebe?
00:34:02Is this legal?
00:34:05Not exactly.
00:34:15You?
00:34:16How about, Phoebe?
00:34:17How do you want, Clement?
00:34:18Move.
00:34:20Or you can find out.
00:34:22Stop it.
00:34:23Both of you.
00:34:24This is a ball, not a box.
00:34:26No.
00:34:35No, no, no, no, no.
00:34:37Shit.
00:34:38My dress.
00:34:39Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:44Press a vein, buddy.
00:34:46Not funny.
00:34:49You happy now?
00:34:51My night's ruined.
00:34:59I...
00:35:12I need a minute.
00:35:13I need a minute.
00:35:15Hey.
00:35:17She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:19I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:31That idiot.
00:35:33Dumbass.
00:35:35Asshole!
00:35:41I'm so stupid
00:35:53Why are you here?
00:35:55Get out
00:35:56I need clean up too
00:36:02This is a bathroom
00:36:04Not your private princess chamber
00:36:09Leave, get out
00:36:11I'm not leaving
00:36:12So calm down
00:36:17Fine
00:36:18Then enjoy the show
00:36:23What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:26What the hell does it look like?
00:36:27You wouldn't leave
00:36:28So be my guest
00:36:34Be my guest too
00:36:36What are you doing?
00:36:38Oh, didn't see that
00:36:41I was here first
00:36:42Get your own room
00:36:43Yeah, well, I like this one
00:36:49Well, you're a perv who felt me up
00:36:53At least I'm not dumb and naive enough
00:36:55To drown in a pool fishing for a kiss
00:36:58You arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room staying
00:37:04That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:06How you kissed me
00:37:09Touched me
00:37:09I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night
00:37:12Thinking about that
00:37:16I've seen everything there is to see
00:37:18And for your information
00:37:20There's not much to look at
00:37:21So don't worry, baby girl
00:37:24I'm not getting excited
00:37:26And this ain't gonna happen
00:37:28Even if you were on your knees begging for it
00:37:33Oh, really?
00:37:33Mm-hmm
00:37:34Mm-hmm
00:38:02you think a little striptease is gonna undo me that's it's very cute very virgin of you
00:38:26I dare you to touch me unless you're too chicken shit even to pay back
00:38:58I'm no chicken shit
00:39:03then go on try me
00:39:16follow me I've got something special
00:39:24follow me I've got something special planned for you
00:39:28that's Mrs. Eldridge's voice
00:39:32come on
00:39:39my husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal
00:39:44we have 20 minutes
00:39:50you're mine now
00:39:56don't touch me
00:40:05saw her in the bedroom
00:40:07yeah makes sense
00:40:15yes baby right there
00:40:20are they
00:40:21are they seriously
00:40:33did you uh
00:40:40I don't think I can face Mrs. Eldridge anymore
00:40:42the woman that gave me my lab grant
00:40:44her mom's gonna haunt me like nightmares
00:41:04stay still Phoebe
00:41:05I beg you
00:41:13you said you weren't gonna get excited
00:41:16but I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here
00:41:23liar
00:41:25hurt
00:41:27loser
00:41:30you naughty naughty boy
00:41:49no no Phoebe
00:41:53why not
00:41:54you're not yourself
00:41:55you drunk
00:41:57no I'm not
00:42:00hold on
00:42:01maybe I'll
00:42:04hold on
00:42:05hold on
00:42:08what are you doing
00:42:10I'm getting us out of here
00:42:13now put your arms around my neck
00:42:20do it
00:42:21Mary
00:42:22hurry up
00:42:27would you rather stay here and listen to a real life porno
00:42:29than is your lab grant
00:42:35so grab me and let the bad boy do his thing
00:42:41sure
00:42:43here we go
00:42:52how are you
00:42:53how long have you been
00:42:55ma'am
00:42:56you should let your husband know
00:42:59that these walls are too thin
00:43:10oh I didn't get to say thank you
00:43:12for not taking
00:43:14don't
00:43:15just
00:43:16just don't
00:43:17thank me
00:43:21Phoebe
00:43:21hey
00:43:23I've been looking all over for you
00:43:27are you okay
00:43:31come on Phoebs
00:43:32let's go
00:43:32come here
00:43:33come on
00:43:45okay
00:43:46on three
00:43:47we drench the ugly ducking
00:43:49this will go viral
00:43:50I guess we'll see what trash he's dancing with
00:43:57oh hell no
00:43:59oh hell no
00:44:16oh my god
00:44:19what is that
00:44:21it smells like a public restroom blew up
00:44:25This is fashion week couture, get it off me!
00:44:33Fun chemistry fact.
00:44:34The stench, that's ammonia.
00:44:37Meaning, you're sexually covered in piss fans.
00:44:41Pissing Max!
00:44:43Mad, stinky Max!
00:44:54Oh my god, Belle, that's like kind of nice!
00:45:17Hey, Phoebs, need a ride home?
00:45:23Um...
00:45:28Yeah, sure.
00:45:38Dude, you know it's first come, first served.
00:45:49Hop in, I'll take you home.
00:45:54Oh my god!
00:45:56You were waiting for me!
00:45:57That's so sweet!
00:45:58I have no idea what they're at!
00:46:01I...
00:46:02I got drunk, and then a shower, and then it was cold!
00:46:06And then it was a cold shower, and I was like,
00:46:08I've never taken a cold shower in my life!
00:46:10And I was like, do we have one?
00:46:11Just drive.
00:46:20Here we go!
00:46:21I was fog, there's a function!
00:46:24I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:27You stink!
00:46:31Wait, that was you?!
00:46:35What the fuck is this day?!
00:46:39Fuck!
00:46:40They're both gonna be for the hands!
00:46:41What's up?
00:46:55Peeves, you look amazing!
00:46:57Dang girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball!
00:47:03There she is.
00:47:05I'm your golden girl.
00:47:07Golden girl? Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:11Really?
00:47:12You know, cause apparently half the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:17I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:21Hey, um, you actually figured out the class?
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:26The team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:47:28You should swing by.
00:47:30Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:32So I'm cute.
00:47:38Yeah, sure. I'll be there.
00:47:53Go on, please.
00:47:54Jump in.
00:47:55Okay, okay, fine.
00:47:57I...
00:47:58I just...
00:47:59I can't swim.
00:48:02I almost drowned the last swim I was in.
00:48:07You're in good hands.
00:48:09You get who I am?
00:48:10You're in good hands.
00:48:20Captain Thompson.
00:48:22You want to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:26There's faster run in your mouth.
00:48:32You want to race me?
00:48:35You know, I'm always down to humbling the underachieving.
00:48:39Phoebe, want a time for us?
00:48:46Um...
00:48:47Show not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:48:59Start!
00:49:01Oh, my God!
00:49:03Oh, my God!
00:49:10Oh, my God!
00:49:12Oh, my God!
00:49:13And this could be our little secret.
00:49:17So good that no one's gonna hear it.
00:49:23We both know how it goes down and take it home now.
00:49:29Oh, I can't wait to keep it.
00:49:32We're mine.
00:49:44Bye.
00:49:51Yo!
00:49:55I want Phoebe.
00:49:57You saw that?
00:49:59Wow, Clement.
00:50:01You won.
00:50:02That's good for you.
00:50:04The real winner is the guy against the girl.
00:50:17You were amazing, Chase.
00:50:21Yo, Chase.
00:50:22Good race.
00:50:23Good race.
00:50:23Good race, man.
00:50:24You crushed it.
00:50:24Nice product.
00:50:24Have a good one.
00:50:25See you boys tomorrow.
00:50:26See you early.
00:50:27Early.
00:50:27Early.
00:50:42You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:44Yes.
00:50:45I can still see the steam coming off of you.
00:50:48I can still see the steam coming off of you.
00:50:49Or are you just that petty?
00:50:55The loser got the towel as a consolation prize.
00:50:59Didn't you ever give one in max at the winter ball?
00:51:05But the winner gets anything they ask for.
00:51:20Anything.
00:51:27Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize, I guess just forget about it.
00:51:34What?
00:51:42The loser.
00:51:42The loser.
00:51:46Well then.
00:51:47I'm claiming it now.
00:51:51What do you want?
00:51:57You.
00:51:58The gun up.
00:52:01The loser.
00:52:02What?
00:52:04You are going to tutor me.
00:52:15That's it?
00:52:18What? Disappointed?
00:52:22Fine. You want tutoring? You'll get tutoring. Go sit.
00:52:46If we're doing this, we're doing this my way.
00:52:50I'm one of those all-or-nothing type of notes.
00:52:56It's... it's not a thing.
00:52:58Well, I made it a thing.
00:53:04You scared of a little chemistry, Sash, Clement?
00:53:10You think we have chemistry?
00:53:13Miss Phillips.
00:53:22Your skirt is doing a little, uh, Chantel.
00:53:29Remind me what subject this was again.
00:53:45Let's try this one.
00:53:48Too hardcore. No clue.
00:53:51That's okay. That's why I'm here to help.
00:53:54So, it starts like this.
00:53:55The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide by volume.
00:54:01In a 150 million dollar quantity of a solution, there are how many million dollars are supposed to open?
00:54:08So, the answer is...
00:54:23Are you sure you've got a study, Clement?
00:54:28You know, I think I could teach you something in exchange if you behave.
00:54:41I take my teaching very seriously.
00:54:46If you don't behave, I'm gonna rock you with this.
00:54:50So sit, date, and get to work.
00:55:08I don't mind getting rough, Phillips.
00:55:11But I am not some stray that you can tease and train.
00:55:16Okay?
00:55:18By the way, I always come out and talk.
00:55:34Fine.
00:55:49Doing okay, Mr. Clement?
00:55:53Now he's playing hard to guess.
00:55:57Okay.
00:56:08Now, now, be a good girl.
00:56:30Do you want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:57:00A bad boy licks, rumps, and he always bites.
00:57:13But I'm trying to be good once in my life.
00:57:18Miss Phillips.
00:57:22Just remember, next time I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:34I'm going to throw up.
00:57:36I'm going to throw up.
00:57:41I'm going to throw up.
00:57:42I'm going to throw up.
00:57:48It's a good one.
00:59:26Got you.
00:59:36Sneaky, huh?
00:59:38You're trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping.
00:59:42Hmm.
00:59:45Finish my assignment.
00:59:46If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:52What do you want?
00:59:55You got the makeover.
00:59:58I want another session with you.
01:00:01But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh...
01:00:07There you go.
01:00:16Nice try.
01:00:18But you're not getting these.
01:00:21Mm-hmm.
01:00:24What if I get an A?
01:00:26Let an asshole get A-win for once.
01:00:36Bring your A-gain then.
01:00:41He's fucking two!
01:00:46Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy-trapped the school
01:00:51bad boy?
01:00:57Lana?
01:00:59Yeah, bitch.
01:00:59It's urgent.
01:01:01Bring the strong shit.
01:01:03Shh.
01:01:03The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:08Yeah.
01:01:08All right.
01:01:09Bye.
01:01:35Ms. Hatchett doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:38S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:43St. Vincent's little sweetheart is gonna get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:49Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:01:57What's this?
01:02:11What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:13You're not in his class.
01:02:15Oh.
01:02:16I was just picking something up before tear practice.
01:02:19Off you trot.
01:02:20My class is starting.
01:02:23Okay.
01:02:24Absolutely.
01:02:28Old witch!
01:02:30I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:32Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:37What's this?
01:02:39Mrs. Herman!
01:02:40Um, I don't know.
01:02:41I just found this on my desk and I just...
01:02:43Anyway.
01:02:46Marcelli's reserve.
01:02:48Truffle assault.
01:02:51Hey!
01:02:55A secret admirer.
01:02:57Hmm?
01:02:58Or some delinquent trying to derail your power.
01:03:03Absolutely inappropriate.
01:03:05Wait, can I just have one at...
01:03:06No!
01:03:08You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:10You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:14You do not have time.
01:03:16Your boys.
01:03:17Your gifts.
01:03:18Your anonymous, sweet tooth distractions.
01:03:30Teenage hormones ruin your GPAs in the flu.
01:03:56Wow!
01:03:59Life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:02And my credit is to die for.
01:04:15Oh, my God.
01:04:21Oh, my God.
01:04:25Oh, my God.
01:04:26Oh, my God.
01:04:27Oh, my God.
01:04:27Oh, my God.
01:04:27Oh, my God.
01:04:29Oh, my God.
01:04:32Oh, my God.
01:04:41Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:48The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:51But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:55So maybe they're still...
01:05:06Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:08Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:13Detention for at least a week.
01:05:16I won't tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:22Beau Clement, get out of my classroom.
01:05:29What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:31What does it mean?
01:05:33Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:36If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:39Where's your proof?
01:05:40Your existence is the proof.
01:05:43What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:47Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:50This is exactly what I am talking about, Beau.
01:05:53Go to the principal's office now.
01:05:57I didn't cheat.
01:05:59Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:02A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:07Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:15Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat.
01:06:25Excuse me.
01:06:28Because...
01:06:32Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:44I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:48You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:51He's not a delinquent.
01:06:54Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:06:56He's smart and kind and...
01:06:59And...
01:07:03And capital A Amazing.
01:07:07My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:11But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:14She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:16Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:22You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:26Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:34A girl like you should know better.
01:07:36Have some self-respect.
01:07:39Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:42You don't walk on water.
01:07:43You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:47You don't...
01:07:48You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:54Oh.
01:07:56Don't.
01:07:56What else could you be?
01:07:58And now...
01:07:59You've corrupted my best student.
01:08:02Lie for you.
01:08:04Do you know what?
01:08:04I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:06Get out of my classroom.
01:08:08Now both of you.
01:08:09And...
01:08:10I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:14Don't.
01:08:20You can punish me all you want.
01:08:22But leave Phillip out of it.
01:08:24And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:27Walt!
01:08:27Stop!
01:08:28I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull.
01:08:32What are you going to do?
01:08:34I...
01:08:35I will call the police.
01:08:38You stupid assignment!
01:08:41Shit!
01:08:42You stupid grade!
01:08:43I don't fucking need it!
01:08:47I don't need it!
01:08:47No!
01:08:47No!
01:08:47I will be queen!
01:08:49No!
01:08:52No!
01:09:01There!
01:09:05No!
01:09:06Don't be queen!
01:09:09You dude!
01:09:11No!
01:09:12No!
01:09:12They killed me!
01:09:14No!
01:09:16No!
01:09:16and we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:21Wait, what do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:25You and I are nothing alike.
01:09:27You have a talent for breaking every good thing
01:09:30that's ever happened.
01:09:31Nothing alike?
01:09:32Just cause I'm not like you?
01:09:34As someone who will lie, be misunderstood,
01:09:37be blamed, and just take it?
01:09:38You can't too damn much
01:09:39about what other people think about me.
01:09:42And no makeover can change that.
01:09:47You think I've ruined your life?
01:09:50Newsflash, nothing can fix a coward.
01:09:54Then what are you?
01:09:56You're a disaster beyond repair.
01:09:59Ever since I got tangled up with you,
01:10:01my life has just fallen apart.
01:10:03All you know is how to solve problems with your fist.
01:10:07But yeah, maybe I care too much
01:10:09about what people think about me,
01:10:10but you pretending not to cure my loss.
01:10:13That's just how you hide your fear.
01:10:17You break things, and people, and you push them away,
01:10:23just so you won't break yourself.
01:10:27I am scared.
01:10:29Yeah, I am fragile.
01:10:32And you knew that better than anyone.
01:10:35Not my concern anymore.
01:10:37That's just what we do, isn't it?
01:10:40We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:42We just play games.
01:10:43I guess we played ourselves now.
01:10:56I am scared.
01:10:58Yeah, I am fragile.
01:11:00And you knew that better than anyone.
01:11:03Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:05I mean, he's an asshole too, but...
01:11:08Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:10When all he was trying to do was help me,
01:11:13when no one else even noticed me.
01:11:18Pheebs?
01:11:19Hey.
01:11:21Sorry, are you okay?
01:11:22All right, Chase.
01:11:24Sorry, babe.
01:11:25I just need to be alone, babe.
01:11:29Mind if I stayed here with you?
01:11:32Looks like Kiki's a swimmer shoulder.
01:11:35Best to cry on.
01:11:39I'm glad I can make you smile, Pheebs.
01:11:42Whoever made you cry, you know, that's a real asshole.
01:11:50Ow!
01:11:57I love this place, you know.
01:12:00I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs,
01:12:03think about stuff.
01:12:05Now it's your place, too.
01:12:08You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:12Yeah, I know.
01:12:14You used to stand up right there.
01:12:17Wait, you knew?
01:12:19Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:21You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:27I've always shoot full.
01:12:31I've always shoot full.
01:12:32Actually, wait.
01:12:34Then why?
01:12:38Just feel me now.
01:12:41Chase.
01:12:43What?
01:12:44This doesn't feel right.
01:12:47What the hell, Chase?
01:12:49Chase, pop the brakes.
01:12:51That's way too fast.
01:12:54Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:55Drop the act.
01:12:56Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:11That's exactly what you wanted, right?
01:13:13Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:13:14No!
01:13:15Stop!
01:13:20Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:24Let go!
01:13:25Please let me go!
01:13:27Stop!
01:13:30Ah!
01:13:32Ah!
01:13:33Ah!
01:13:33Chase!
01:13:34Chase!
01:13:35Chase, please, Chase!
01:13:36No!
01:13:37Chase, this isn't you.
01:13:38You're supposed to be the nice guy.
01:13:41The fucking nice guy.
01:13:44No!
01:13:48No!
01:13:50No!
01:13:53What the?
01:13:57No!
01:13:59No!
01:14:00No!
01:14:01No!
01:14:02No!
01:14:03No!
01:14:03No!
01:14:03No!
01:14:10What the fuck should we do?
01:14:13This piece of shit?
01:14:20Oh, oh!
01:14:21Oh!
01:14:21Oh, oh, oh!
01:14:23Oh!
01:14:23Oh!
01:14:24Oh!
01:14:25Oh!
01:14:26Oh!
01:14:27Oh!
01:14:35I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:40I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:47I'm an asshole!
01:14:49Asshole!
01:15:04Hey, hey, Phoebe, you don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:09Just, just breathe with me, alright?
01:15:10Okay, in, out.
01:15:16I thought, I don't know, my brain just broke.
01:15:22I thought he was my friend.
01:15:24Why would he do that to me?
01:15:27I feel so stupid.
01:15:30Phoebe, Phoebe, look at me.
01:15:32You were not stupid.
01:15:34You were terrified.
01:15:35And you fought back.
01:15:37You, you bit him.
01:15:37You pulled away.
01:15:38You did everything you could.
01:15:41What if you hadn't come?
01:15:42I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:46I'm sorry.
01:15:48I'm sorry.
01:15:52You saved me, Beau.
01:15:54You saved me when I was just some nobody, just some nerd.
01:15:59I, I didn't save you.
01:16:01You saved me.
01:16:02You saved me.
01:16:03And you saved yourself.
01:16:04I, I am just an idiot who's too quick to throw punches.
01:16:13And you're right.
01:16:15And you are not a nerd.
01:16:17You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:24You want to get out of here?
01:16:26Did you score?
01:16:28Yeah.
01:16:29Yeah.
01:16:31Yeah.
01:16:32Yeah.
01:16:32Yeah.
01:16:32You okay?
01:16:38You ready for a ride?
01:16:39Yeah.
01:16:44Yeah.
01:16:51Yeah.
01:16:53Yeah.
01:16:55Yeah.
01:17:05Yeah.
01:17:06I'm, I'm sorry.
01:17:18Yeah.
01:17:20Okay.
01:17:31I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:47Do you want to have sex?
01:18:10Do you want to have sex?
01:18:32You got condoms?
01:18:35Yeah, I'm always packing.
01:18:38Pun intended.
01:18:39Pun intended.
01:18:40Pun intended.
01:18:40Pun intended.
01:18:42Pun intended.
01:18:44Pun intended.
01:18:57Pun intended.
01:18:59Pun intended.
01:18:59Pun intended.
01:19:04Pun intended.
01:19:07Pun intended.
01:19:10Pun intended.
01:19:11Pun intended.
01:19:15Pun intended.
01:19:16Pun intended.
01:19:17Pun intended.
01:19:17Pun intended.
01:19:19Pun intended.
01:19:21Pun intended.
01:19:21Pun intended.
01:19:25Pun intended.
01:19:27Pun intended.
01:19:28Pun intended.
01:19:30Pun intended.
01:19:46This is it baby, the moment you've been waiting for your entire life, you can do this, oh my god,
01:19:55you're actually in her room and she's taking a shower, oh my god
01:20:04What the hell?
01:20:15Colby, Mr. Miles, hang on
01:20:22Hi
01:20:23Hey, there's something important I need to tell you first
01:20:27What is it?
01:20:29I need a shower too
01:20:32The shower's all yours, stupid
01:20:50Hold it
01:20:51Wait
01:20:52Hold it
01:20:53It'd be
01:20:55Okay, all the timelisted
01:21:02The showerflows in the water
01:21:02Let's go
01:21:09Stop it.
01:21:12Stop it.
01:21:14Stop.
01:21:16No.
01:21:32Oh, shit.
01:21:38Hi.
01:21:40Surprise.
01:21:41Except it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:44My little friend there.
01:21:45You've actually touched it. And I touched myself.
01:21:48No, I mean, I touched it myself.
01:21:51Shit.
01:22:02You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:04You won't need it ever again.
01:22:31This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement. I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:44I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:50Phoebe.
01:22:52Will you take me?
01:22:54What's your first?
01:22:58It could only be you, Beau.
01:23:09And I love you too.
01:23:22Okay.
01:23:25Cheers.
01:23:27Cheers.
01:23:29Cheers.
01:23:32Cheers.
01:23:45Good morning, princess.
01:23:49Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:23:57That's just my bed chem.
01:23:59My bed chemistry.
01:24:00A person being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:03You're such a dork.
01:24:12What happened here?
01:24:19That, um, my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat.
01:24:28And on the way there, I got scratched by a tree branch, and I still insisted on going.
01:24:36When we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:24:41So she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:24:45Um, but even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:25:02And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:10She wouldn't have died.
01:25:11Bo.
01:25:17Bo.
01:25:20I am so sorry.
01:25:22And you saw me once drowned at the pool when we were...
01:25:25I can't believe I used that to blackmail you.
01:25:29I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:33You're so stupid.
01:25:34No, Phoebe.
01:25:40No, Phoebe.
01:25:45You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:49You believed in me, and you gave me a purpose.
01:25:52You made me want to do better.
01:25:54To be better.
01:25:57You saved me.
01:26:09All right?
01:26:10What have you?
01:26:10I'm good, I'm good.
01:26:11Are you good?
01:26:11You should see the other guy.
01:26:12Because I need you on.
01:26:13I'm going to swim this week.
01:26:14You know that?
01:26:14And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:17Clement!
01:26:20I got a report.
01:26:21It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:26What?
01:26:29No, what the hell?
01:26:30I...
01:26:31I saw it.
01:26:33Bo Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:26:35Oh, shit.
01:26:37I fucking say that again.
01:26:38You heard me.
01:26:40I saw you try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:47All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:26:54Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:27:00Bo didn't do any of that.
01:27:02Phoebe?
01:27:03What the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:06Last night, Bo Clement was with me.
01:27:09In my bedroom.
01:27:11Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:14Coach Honza, don't believe me.
01:27:15She's just a slut.
01:27:16Who would throw herself at anyone.
01:27:18I mean, fucking look at her.
01:27:23I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:27I, this, this is fake.
01:27:29It's edited, Coach.
01:27:30It's obviously edited.
01:27:32Chase Thompson!
01:27:33You're off my swim team!
01:27:35Now!
01:27:46You three, principal's office, now!
01:27:50You three thought you were slick, slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:28:04You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:07Twice!
01:28:11Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:16Oh, shit.
01:28:18That never gets old.
01:28:20This school is toxic AM!
01:28:23Ah, my!
01:28:25Oh, shit.
01:28:30I'm not an ally of God.
01:28:32Oh, shit.
01:28:32I'm not a person.
01:28:32Chop, chop, ladies.
01:28:40Oh, holly makeout sessions, free comedy.
01:28:44The best school day ever.
01:28:53Capital A for absolutely.
01:28:56And your capital A for A's big.
01:28:59Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
01:29:14The best school day ever.
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