00:00Rated T for Teen
00:30to field test our newest piece of paint technology.
00:33This is the Chromagon patent pending
00:36that you've heard so much about.
00:40Okay, I know what you're thinking.
00:42Chromatech, eh, just another science company
00:44that makes people solve test chambers with an experimental gun.
00:47It's so cool.
00:49And there's this snarky dude giving instructions over a speaker system.
00:53You know what? Fine.
00:55If you're gonna be like that,
00:57don't sign up for the testing.
00:58Oh, but by the way, your colleague John, he did.
01:02And he had a blast, of course.
01:04When John comes back to work, if he comes back,
01:07everybody's gonna be like,
01:08Hey John, I heard you participated in this badass experiment
01:12and it totally made you much cooler.
01:14And then John's gonna be like,
01:16Yeah, it was rad and everybody who misses it is a loser.
01:20And you'll go, I could've done that too.
01:23But nobody's gonna listen to you.
01:25And you're going to die alone.
01:27On an island, probably.
01:30So, you know, do whatever you want.
01:35Participation not advised.
01:36It may entail exposure to volatile materials.
01:37We are not affiliated with a** science.
01:40But would totally like to be.
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