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00:00:05so i'm flying the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out
00:00:10all right it's about that time so are you kissing anybody at midnight
00:00:21yeah him hi
00:00:23six five four three two one
00:00:55you have a cute scar it's just my birthmark do you want me to stop to me now
00:01:03i don't want you to stop
00:01:13you
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00:01:14you
00:01:15you
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00:01:35Ah, I was so drunk last night. I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:44I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:52Happy New Year.
00:01:53Sam, it's me. Hey, find me the girl from last night. I don't care how, just do it.
00:01:59I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already? Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend. I need grandkids. I need
00:02:14you to...
00:02:14Message received, Mom. I need to go now. I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:27Seven years. Why can't I ever find you? And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:40Still thinking about that girl? Boss, it's been years.
00:02:47I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:49Your vest, sir.
00:02:51Uh, but first, we found your fake Christmas wife. She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top. And,
00:02:57sir, make sure you use an alias. We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack
00:03:02up the price.
00:03:02Good. Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:08Hi. One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:11And one hot chocolate.
00:03:14I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy. Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy
00:03:21anymore.
00:03:23Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend. It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy? Where's my real one?
00:03:37Uh, I'll tell you when you're older. Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:49Daddy!
00:03:50Oh!
00:03:51Whoa!
00:03:58Daddy!
00:03:59No! I'm sorry. I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I thought.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry! Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:17I asked the agency for an average-looking guy. He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:34You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:37So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Hyper. What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max, Aurelius.
00:04:49Eva.
00:04:50I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:57I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:01So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:08Well, yeah.
00:05:10It's $500 a day.
00:05:12Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:15Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:19You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:21Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:35So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:39But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Oh, clean up nice.
00:06:05This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:17Gaga, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:40Okay.
00:06:42Okay.
00:06:43Well, I think we got it.
00:06:44I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:48To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53Of course.
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:05From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:16The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:20Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:25Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever.
00:07:29It doesn't matter.
00:07:31I've got what I need.
00:07:34Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:36I already found someone.
00:07:37I already found someone.
00:07:42Okay.
00:07:43Okay.
00:07:43Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:45Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:47Christmas shopping?
00:07:48I should come.
00:07:50Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:54I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:56It will make it more believable.
00:08:01Fine.
00:08:02Yeah, fine.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:03You can come.
00:08:11Let's go.
00:08:12Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:16Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:21Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:23What the actual fuck?
00:08:24What the fuck?
00:08:28Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:33Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:40She does kind of look like him.
00:08:45So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:50Here, let me get this.
00:08:53I'm gonna love you, Max.
00:08:56Also, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice.
00:09:06In front of them.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:08Should we use our tongues or-
00:09:10No, no, definitely not.
00:09:12And absolutely no-
00:09:13Sex?
00:09:14Yes.
00:09:16Strictly business.
00:09:18Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:21What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:39Here.
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:41I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:45Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:52Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5550% off pies?
00:09:56Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:58Twelve pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind.
00:10:01Hurry up and go, go.
00:10:02What are you standing here for?
00:10:05Hello there.
00:10:06Hi.
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:07Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:10:09Okay, great.
00:10:10We have a holiday special today.
00:10:12Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the
00:10:18deal.
00:10:18Oh, great, yeah.
00:10:20What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:21Oh, can you get a move on?
00:10:24I just got here, relax.
00:10:27Yeah, yeah.
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:32Okay, thank you.
00:10:34Hurry up and pay.
00:10:38I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:40You can wait your turn.
00:10:46Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:54Okay.
00:10:55Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:55Not the pies.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:57Not the pies.
00:10:57Let me just set those on top.
00:11:03Hi, guys.
00:11:05I'm gonna hand you all these pies.
00:11:11Of quarters.
00:11:12Thank you so much.
00:11:13Of course.
00:11:14I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:16She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:18Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:20Just to give it away.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:29What?
00:11:30Do you do that often?
00:11:32As often as I can.
00:11:37We should go.
00:11:39We gotta pick up paper.
00:11:43Watch out.
00:12:03You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up.
00:12:07Sorry, I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:09Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:12Christmas.
00:12:16And don't be late.
00:12:29Harrison Group?
00:12:30Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:33Sort of.
00:12:34Not that I'm judging.
00:12:36I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:41Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:44I think that's respectful.
00:12:47Can we pick another company?
00:12:48No.
00:12:49Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:51And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:52My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:54So, it's perfect.
00:12:56Perfect.
00:12:59Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:03Don't worry.
00:13:04Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:09Too much.
00:13:30Let's go, Sam.
00:13:32It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:34Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:39It's my daughter's.
00:13:41Lauders.
00:13:43Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:00Hey, there they are!
00:14:02Hey, there you are!
00:14:03I made it!
00:14:05Oh, dad.
00:14:06I made it.
00:14:08Oh.
00:14:08I missed you.
00:14:09So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming.
00:14:15Please don't tell me Maximus failed.
00:14:17Good, good, good.
00:14:19So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:23When's he arriving?
00:14:24Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:29Poor thing.
00:14:30Not surprising.
00:14:31I mean, she's 30.
00:14:33Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:36Oh, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:42This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:46Auntie Pamela?
00:14:47Debbie?
00:14:47My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:51We're only worried about you.
00:14:53All these years without a husband.
00:14:55Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:57You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:00And look what happened.
00:15:01She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:05I'm not alone.
00:15:07Mm-hmm.
00:15:07And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:13He's a manager.
00:15:15Manager?
00:15:16Of what?
00:15:17Trash?
00:15:19Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:23You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:26Actually, he's right here.
00:15:32Oh, wow.
00:15:34Wow.
00:15:35He is really good looking.
00:15:39Ah, must be AI.
00:15:41Mm-hmm.
00:15:41Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:44Thank.
00:15:45That's enough.
00:15:46She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:48Show some respect.
00:15:50Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William,
00:15:55and you turned him down?
00:15:57Well, guess what?
00:15:58William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:01Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:04That's half a million.
00:16:06Half a million.
00:16:07Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:11And speak of the devil.
00:16:16Willie, you made it.
00:16:28There you are.
00:16:30Oh, look at you now.
00:16:33Living the dream.
00:16:34Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:36Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:42So married, huh?
00:16:44Is it serious?
00:16:46That's what marriage is.
00:16:48It's pretty serious.
00:16:50Wow.
00:16:51You must have rushed the time to not, huh?
00:16:53Makes sense, though.
00:16:55You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:58Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:00Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:03Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:06That's right.
00:17:08Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:12Women love a man in red.
00:17:14Sexy.
00:17:15Like Santa Claus.
00:17:17When I sit on my lap.
00:17:19Don't touch me.
00:17:20Oh, so entitled.
00:17:23Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:27And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:31I mean, look at that car.
00:17:33Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:36Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:40Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:44I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:52My mom would never marry.
00:17:54She already has a husband.
00:17:55He's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:00Is that so?
00:18:01Well then, where is he?
00:18:04Because I don't see him.
00:18:06Does anyone see him?
00:18:09No.
00:18:10Just like I thought.
00:18:12Telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:15That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:17And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:23Hey.
00:18:24Mommy.
00:18:25Hey.
00:18:25Are you okay?
00:18:26She is.
00:18:27Oh, my God.
00:18:29I'm gonna take her in and get her patched up, okay?
00:18:31Come on now.
00:18:32Let's go.
00:18:34What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:36How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:40Let me go.
00:18:41Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:47Let me go.
00:18:48Let me go.
00:19:02Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:09Max, you came.
00:19:11Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:14Where's Piper?
00:19:16William Hitter.
00:19:18Mom, death, take her inside.
00:19:20Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:23Well, well, well.
00:19:24If it isn't a waste marriage or I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:28That's right.
00:19:30Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:34Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:36It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:38I'm Max.
00:19:39Eva told us all about you.
00:19:40From New York.
00:19:41Polite.
00:19:42Handsome.
00:19:43Just like she said.
00:19:45Wow.
00:19:46He was an AI.
00:19:48See?
00:19:49He's real.
00:19:50And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:53You son of a bitch.
00:19:55You just ruined my suit.
00:19:56And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:58That pristine automobile.
00:20:01That car.
00:20:02Oh, my God.
00:20:03That's worth more than a house.
00:20:06That car.
00:20:07It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:11Wait.
00:20:13Are you?
00:20:18Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:21And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:23I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:25You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:27You stole it.
00:20:28That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:31Jesus.
00:20:32How did you get away with it?
00:20:33That's what I want to know.
00:20:35Enough.
00:20:36Please.
00:20:38I trust my daughter.
00:20:40She would never marry a queen.
00:20:43Max.
00:20:44Be honest with me.
00:20:46Where did that car come from?
00:20:48How much did you want for it?
00:20:50I'll be you more money than you'd make it three lifetimes.
00:20:54Sir.
00:20:55You need a breath, man.
00:20:59Hey, that's it.
00:21:00I'm calling the cops.
00:21:01Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:03Wait.
00:21:04What?
00:21:05Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:08Oh, well.
00:21:10Too late.
00:21:16Listen, hon.
00:21:17I believe you.
00:21:19But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:23Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:25It's my car.
00:21:26Okay?
00:21:26It's not stolen.
00:21:27Yeah?
00:21:28If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:31Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:34Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:35Okay.
00:21:36I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:37But then you have to get lost.
00:21:39And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:42Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:44Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:47Loser.
00:21:47Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:52Jesus.
00:21:53Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:55It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:59Here.
00:22:00Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:11Mr. Harrison?
00:22:14Mr. Harrison?
00:22:17Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Just leave me alone.
00:22:22Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:23Now get the fuck out of here.
00:22:25Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:27Yes, sir.
00:22:29I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:31Please, sir.
00:22:32My serious apologies.
00:22:36Please.
00:22:42Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:47You fooled me.
00:22:48What can I say?
00:22:49Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:53Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:55Oh, come on, Ada.
00:22:56We were just looking out for you.
00:22:59Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:01You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:03Soon.
00:23:04Do you think that you could help him get us put in the door?
00:23:07A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:12We are family, aren't we?
00:23:14Family takes care of each other.
00:23:18If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:22Abigail, come on.
00:23:23Talk to her for us.
00:23:25Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:28Yeah.
00:23:29I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:32My daughter is just far too busy for your best life.
00:23:36My new son-in-law.
00:23:38Come on, guys.
00:23:39Let's go in.
00:23:39Welcome to the family.
00:23:44Welcome.
00:23:45Come on.
00:23:49This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:51You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:55My fault.
00:23:56You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, will ya?
00:24:00Oh!
00:24:09Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:11And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:13And how do you...
00:24:14I told you.
00:24:15I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:17I have a friend in high places.
00:24:19A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:25It's the season of giving.
00:24:26He knows people.
00:24:28Has connections.
00:24:29He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:33Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:35Capisce?
00:24:36Oh, my God.
00:24:36Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:39Dad!
00:24:40Mom!
00:24:41Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:44Oh, honey.
00:24:45We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:51I think they get it, huh?
00:24:55How's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine.
00:24:58One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:01And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:06Great.
00:25:07Hey, see you in a bit.
00:25:08Shall we?
00:25:09What are you doing?
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:14Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax.
00:25:21It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:28You'll be okay.
00:25:29It's just one week.
00:25:30Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:41That's weird.
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:45I don't know.
00:25:45Something just falls off.
00:25:47That's ridiculous.
00:25:49I mean, what do you want to go do?
00:25:51Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:55Later.
00:25:58Let's go.
00:26:03Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:08Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:10To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:13Oh.
00:26:15Welcome.
00:26:16Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:18Looks great.
00:26:19Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:20I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:30Oh, no.
00:26:31Mom's testing him.
00:26:32She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:34You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:41Eva, sweetie.
00:26:43Kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:49It's okay.
00:26:50Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:52I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:0612 pumpkin pies.
00:27:08Did I hear this right?
00:27:09They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course.
00:27:13It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:15See?
00:27:16Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:20Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:29But our marriage is real.
00:27:31I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:34Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:45Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:49I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:52Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face.
00:27:55Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:58Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:03I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:05Consider it a Christmas.
00:28:07That's Lazarus.
00:28:09That's nice.
00:28:11You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:17And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:19I'll bring to that.
00:28:21I agree with you there.
00:28:23So, come on, guys.
00:28:24Let's see.
00:28:25Come on.
00:28:37And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:46No complications.
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:49Mom, you know what?
00:28:50I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:52Oh, honey.
00:28:53Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:58The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:00Something about water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:08Just shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together.
00:29:16Okay, you guys.
00:29:17Have a good night, okay?
00:29:22You hurt.
00:29:45Why are you fripping?
00:29:48Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:52I have 15 minutes.
00:29:53Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55All right, suit yourself.
00:29:57More room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:16Come on, Max.
00:30:18Get out of the way.
00:30:20You agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:22You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:24Relax.
00:30:25I won't touch you.
00:30:27Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:41In your dreams.
00:30:44Free to join me.
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower while you're left.
00:31:08You wish.
00:31:09Why don't you give in?
00:31:11I pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:14It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:16Oh, yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:30Holy shit.
00:31:33I don't know.
00:31:35Oh, shit.
00:31:36This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:39I'll say.
00:31:40I'll say.
00:31:40What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:43Still think you can resist?
00:31:46Oh, baby.
00:31:48I don't think I want you.
00:31:51I don't think we should.
00:31:58Maybe we should.
00:32:00God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:03Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:12Oh, you're so sexy.
00:32:22Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:25What? I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:27It's not you, Max. It's us. It's this. This is all an act. Let's not make it more complicated than
00:32:32it is.
00:32:34You're right.
00:32:36I'm sorry.
00:32:38You just need to be sorry. You just...
00:32:48That birthmark.
00:32:53What is that?
00:32:56It's him. The man from New Year's. Is he Piper's father?
00:33:04Why are you acting?
00:33:07Oh, my God. Max is Piper's father.
00:33:11Are you okay?
00:33:13Yeah. I just, um... I just got lightheaded. I think I just need a few more minutes. Alone.
00:33:21Of course.
00:33:25We have a daughter together.
00:33:27Oh, my God. What do I do?
00:33:35I'm gonna sleep on the floor. You can take the bed.
00:33:39Thanks.
00:33:43Hey. Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:45Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days. So if there's something you need, I can
00:33:51help.
00:33:52I want to help.
00:33:54He's Piper's father. He has a right to know.
00:33:58Um, Max, how would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:07A child?
00:34:09No, no, no. That's impossible. I'm very careful. Mostly.
00:34:17I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around. Family to me is a big commitment, and
00:34:22I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:34:26Right. He wouldn't want a kid tying him down. I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:32Why do you ask?
00:34:34No reason. Just curious.
00:34:37No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:41What? No.
00:34:43Well, then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:47Shoot.
00:34:52Where did you get these? And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:56I did not get those. I don't know where those came from.
00:35:00Are you sure? You're just not trying to break the contract.
00:35:20Elon, the truth is, is that I...
00:35:26Go, go, go, go, go. Just a second.
00:35:30Come in.
00:35:31Hey, hon.
00:35:43Oh!
00:35:44Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:50Think you could take this one, Dad? We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:53I can see that.
00:35:56Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:57I mean, if you don't, if you don't mind.
00:36:00Well, I had a boy.
00:36:01You know what? Just put a shirt on. I'm going to go get her.
00:36:05Piper!
00:36:05Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:08Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:09He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the down of
00:36:15a thistle.
00:36:16But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
00:36:21Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.
00:36:27If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:32Good night, Piper.
00:36:37Is her dad still around?
00:36:39Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you're her dad.
00:36:43Uh, no.
00:36:43Well, that man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:52Do you really think so?
00:36:54From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:57Maybe I should tell him. He deserves to know.
00:37:06Max.
00:37:11You're Piper's father.
00:37:19I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:21I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:28I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:45Where's Piper?
00:37:47She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:05God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:16Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:17I don't mind watching.
00:38:23Yeah, this.
00:38:25I remember this.
00:38:37Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:39How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:42Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:44It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:45Wonderful.
00:38:46Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:50Oh, no.
00:38:52What is that?
00:38:53Sardines and saltines.
00:38:54It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:56It was my gram-gram's favorite during wartime.
00:38:59Don't be shy.
00:39:00Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:39:03Max, you don't have to.
00:39:04No, no.
00:39:05It's okay.
00:39:05It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:08Oh, there we are.
00:39:18Good?
00:39:27Good?
00:39:28Mmm.
00:39:29Good?
00:39:30It's grumpy.
00:39:33Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:34You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:38Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:41That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:44What's the deal with them?
00:39:46Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:49Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:39:53Hey, don't worry.
00:39:54I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:59Better have Sam on standby tonight.
00:40:01Just in case.
00:40:03Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:16Wait, that earring.
00:40:19Wait.
00:40:20That earring.
00:40:22You like it?
00:40:23I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:26Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:28I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:35Right.
00:40:35Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:37Anyone could have it.
00:40:38Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:40She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:45So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:49But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:52What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:55An aging single mom.
00:40:58Slim pickings.
00:40:59I heard he's in waste management.
00:41:02That explains it.
00:41:03She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:06Oh, please, Miranda.
00:41:08What?
00:41:08Ava is your niece.
00:41:09Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:12Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:15Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:17Exactly.
00:41:18Not like my Sierra.
00:41:20Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:24Oh, they're here.
00:41:27Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:33Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:35Merry Christmas.
00:41:37You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:39I am.
00:41:40I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:42Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:43Welcome.
00:41:44You're Ava's husband.
00:41:46But you're gorgeous.
00:41:50But I seem to miss you.
00:41:52Look at you two.
00:41:53You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:56Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:59This is for Max and I.
00:42:00Oh, my goodness.
00:42:01Thank you, Ava.
00:42:02Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:42:05Oops.
00:42:06Oh, my bad.
00:42:07Oh, a homemade gift.
00:42:09How thrifty.
00:42:11Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:14Mommy's right.
00:42:14You mean all high?
00:42:16You will.
00:42:18You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:42:21You will lose yours.
00:42:23Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:26Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:28My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:32You could ruin your life.
00:42:45Woody, are you okay?
00:42:47I'm fine.
00:42:48I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:49Yeah.
00:42:50It's okay.
00:42:50It's okay.
00:42:53What are you?
00:42:56Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:59Did you just slap me?
00:43:00Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:03You're a fucking psycho.
00:43:04You know what, Sierra?
00:43:05I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:43:10Her family.
00:43:12She means me.
00:43:18You okay, honey?
00:43:19Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:21Do something.
00:43:23You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:24I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:27Oh, wow.
00:43:28I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:33Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:36Let's call him.
00:43:37I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:41Please.
00:43:41Who do you think you are?
00:43:44Enough!
00:43:46There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:49Fine, Dad.
00:43:51Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:52They're just jealous.
00:43:55For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:58I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:44:01I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:44:05Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:06All right, that's enough.
00:44:08Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:31Is this a joke?
00:44:33Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:35Hold it.
00:44:36Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:38My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:44My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:48King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:52Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:56And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:58It's just petty.
00:45:00Maybe so.
00:45:01But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:45:05Fine.
00:45:06Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:45:08Come on, let's go.
00:45:09No, no.
00:45:11Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:14Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:17I know, dear.
00:45:18I just want to have our family together.
00:45:20Fine.
00:45:21We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:24They're strays and a bitch.
00:45:26What was that?
00:45:30I just want to have our family together.
00:45:33Fine.
00:45:34We'll stay.
00:45:36Can I have a little nibble?
00:45:38It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:39We'll get something right after.
00:45:41Like drive-thru?
00:45:43I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:45That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:50No strays.
00:45:52Al, baby, are you okay?
00:45:54Yes.
00:45:55You hit my child.
00:45:57You're fucking crazy.
00:45:58Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:46:05Don't worry, baby.
00:46:06I'll handle it.
00:46:10Don't worry, baby.
00:46:11I'll handle it.
00:46:16Piper.
00:46:17Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:23Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:24Give me two minutes or one phone call.
00:46:26As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:29Actually, I do.
00:46:32He's such a liar.
00:46:33This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:35Oh, it will be.
00:46:38Sam.
00:46:40Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:44I'm already on my way.
00:46:49Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:51I'm already on my way.
00:46:54You hear this guy?
00:46:55He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:46:58From Antarctica.
00:47:00Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:47:03His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:47:06Max, what are you doing?
00:47:08Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:47:09Santa's already on his way.
00:47:11Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:21A helicopter?
00:47:23A helicopter?
00:47:28There's no way.
00:47:35How did you pull this off?
00:47:36Sam is like family.
00:47:38I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:47:39Thanks, boss.
00:47:41Boss?
00:47:42Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:44Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:47Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:50I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:53You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:57Mm-hmm.
00:48:00Come on.
00:48:02You can stop kidding around.
00:48:04If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:48:08No, I actually am the CEO.
00:48:10Come on.
00:48:11You can stop the charade.
00:48:12Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:15Eva.
00:48:16I'm not pretending.
00:48:19Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:32How is this possible?
00:48:34This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:40Who are you?
00:48:42I told you.
00:48:43I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:45That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:47Wait.
00:48:48No.
00:48:48Hold on.
00:48:50You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:55You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:58Some of the small ones.
00:49:00I mean, you know that.
00:49:02You work for me.
00:49:03Oh, God.
00:49:04I insulted my own boss.
00:49:06I'm finished.
00:49:12Oh, God.
00:49:13I insulted my own boss.
00:49:15I'm finished.
00:49:17Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:19Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:21Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:23For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:25And with that, your career.
00:49:28You're fired.
00:49:29I'm fired?
00:49:31Sam.
00:49:35You're fired?
00:49:36God.
00:49:37I can't be fired.
00:49:39What?
00:49:41Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:42You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:44Please, Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:49:47Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:54And you.
00:49:56Oh, me?
00:49:58Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:50:00That was a Christmas joke.
00:50:01A family tradition.
00:50:03Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:50:06Sam.
00:50:10Will you do me the honors?
00:50:13Gladly.
00:50:17Merry Christmas, Evelyn.
00:50:22Father, do something.
00:50:24Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:26I'm leaving.
00:50:29Pumpkin's my favorite.
00:50:36Come on, sweetie.
00:50:37Daddy had this crab line just for you.
00:50:40Eat as much as you want.
00:50:41Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:45I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:47I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:49Honestly?
00:50:51This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:54Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:55Just like this.
00:50:57Does he really mean that?
00:50:59Or is he just playing the part?
00:51:01I can't tell.
00:51:02And that terrifies me.
00:51:08Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:51:10I brought you a gift.
00:51:11Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:19Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:22Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:25Tell me everything.
00:51:26Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works
00:51:31in retail.
00:51:32Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:36A high school dropout?
00:51:38In the Harrison family?
00:51:41Not a chance.
00:51:45She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:49Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:50Silence.
00:51:51Get me the address where she works.
00:51:53It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:55That's nice.
00:51:56We own that one.
00:51:58Good work.
00:51:59But take off that stupid hat.
00:52:11Thanks.
00:52:11Thanks.
00:52:12So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:18Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:20And how about you?
00:52:25Me?
00:52:26Yeah.
00:52:28Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:33Eva.
00:52:44That birthmark.
00:52:45Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:52Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:54So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:56Uh.
00:52:58No feelings, no complications.
00:53:00That's what we agreed upon.
00:53:01Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:53:04Max.
00:53:05Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:53:08It's cold.
00:53:10Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:53:13Max.
00:53:15I need to tell you something.
00:53:19Something important.
00:53:21What's gotten into her?
00:53:23Is she hiding something?
00:53:24Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:28I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:33Piper is...
00:53:36Piper is...
00:53:38Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:41Sweetie.
00:53:41Oh, my gosh.
00:53:42It's so swollen.
00:53:43Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:46Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:47Mommy's gonna go get a first date, kid, okay?
00:53:51Come on, Piper.
00:53:55Okay, let me see.
00:53:59I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:54:04But that's not true.
00:54:05You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:09Uh...
00:54:10Daddy!
00:54:11No!
00:54:16Well...
00:54:18Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:54:23Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:27Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:29Really?
00:54:30Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:35You think it was Scar?
00:54:38Hmm.
00:54:41I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:42Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:44I have one, too.
00:54:47Dad, I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:50Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:53Really?
00:54:53No way.
00:54:54No, it was actually a cactus.
00:54:57But it's still cool.
00:55:00I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:55:06Piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:07My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:55:15And how old are you?
00:55:17Six.
00:55:18Six?
00:55:19That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:22Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:24Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:29What do I even say?
00:55:30And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:33Sorry, honey.
00:55:34This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:37Um, yeah.
00:55:41Can I see your hands, sweetie?
00:55:44Ivar.
00:55:48Okay, look.
00:55:52Piper is...
00:55:58Go on.
00:56:05Must be an emergency.
00:56:07Excuse me.
00:56:09Sorry.
00:56:10I'll take this.
00:56:16Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:18Yeah.
00:56:21Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:24I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:29Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:31I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:35She's a high school dropout.
00:56:37Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:39And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:42I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:43Max.
00:56:44That man has no idea what the treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:52I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:53You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:55Your mother would take her away.
00:56:57After Christmas, it's over.
00:57:01I'm sorry.
00:57:03Maximus?
00:57:03Are you even listening to me?
00:57:06No, Mom, Mom.
00:57:06Listen.
00:57:07I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:08Eva's my wife.
00:57:09And I've made up my mind.
00:57:10I'm not leaving her.
00:57:13Eva?
00:57:20Oh, wow.
00:57:23Did you?
00:57:24Oh, thank you, Mom.
00:57:26This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:32Oh, wow.
00:57:34That's so cool.
00:57:35Did you know?
00:57:35Uh, Derek, this is from you and I.
00:57:39Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:42Thanks, guys.
00:57:42I'm glad you're here.
00:57:46Oh!
00:57:48Damn, these are nice.
00:57:50Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:58Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:58:00It's in the other room by the train set.
00:58:01I'll go with you.
00:58:02Remember the song that we sang?
00:58:04Ready, ready?
00:58:05Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:58:07What do we got, guys?
00:58:08Walking home from our house.
00:58:10Christmas Eve.
00:58:14You never told me.
00:58:18Have we met before?
00:58:24Have we met before?
00:58:27She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:32I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:35Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:46I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:47Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:49They're very common.
00:58:50I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:53No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:57Maybe.
00:59:00Are you okay?
00:59:03Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:06No.
00:59:07I'm fine.
00:59:10Um...
00:59:11Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:15I got you this.
00:59:17You got me a gift, too?
00:59:18Tis the season.
00:59:20Open it.
00:59:34Gloves.
00:59:36Did you make these?
00:59:38Yeah.
00:59:39I know this is a fake marriage, but...
00:59:42That's Christmas.
00:59:43You've already done so much for me.
00:59:45I just want to do a little something for you.
00:59:49How do they feel?
00:59:51Warm, right?
00:59:52Yeah.
00:59:54Warm.
00:59:56Soft.
00:59:59Perfect.
01:00:03Thank you, Eva.
01:00:05I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:09Really?
01:00:11Yeah, my mom.
01:00:12She partied all the time.
01:00:14And I got gifts.
01:00:15Plenty of them, but...
01:00:17I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:21Nothing personal.
01:00:23You deserve it.
01:00:24You're a good guy.
01:00:28And...
01:00:29Someday you'll...
01:00:30Find...
01:00:31Someone special...
01:00:32To...
01:00:33Spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:35What if that day's today?
01:00:40What if I already found someone special?
01:00:44Right here.
01:01:09Max, we can't...
01:01:13If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:01:21What do you want?
01:01:22I don't want you to stop.
01:01:29No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:37I don't want you to stop.
01:01:53I don't want you to stop.
01:01:56And...
01:01:56If I had you were driving, you were walking the same.
01:02:03Piper!
01:02:12Piper?
01:02:15She can't see me.
01:02:34Eva?
01:02:38Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:52That was way too close.
01:02:54Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:03:01Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:05Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:10You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:16Let me give it to you.
01:03:55What are you calling me this morning?
01:03:58What are you calling me this morning?
01:04:01Hello?
01:04:01Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price. What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:09What?
01:04:10We both know my son is way out of your league. Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and
01:04:17go. My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:22Piper is my daughter. And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up. So you
01:04:27keep your money, and I'll leave on my own. But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:34Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:40You okay?
01:04:44Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:48So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:52What are you talking about?
01:04:53It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:05:00Eva, wait!
01:05:04So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:11Well, Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:05:15So, it's just a goodbye?
01:05:19I didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:22Look.
01:05:24Last night,
01:05:27I let my guard down.
01:05:28But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:31And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:34Just tell me what you need.
01:05:36I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:41Just say the word.
01:05:47You don't get it.
01:05:50You don't get it.
01:05:52You don't get it.
01:05:57I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:05I won't give up on us.
01:06:21Are we here?
01:06:23Yes.
01:06:25As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:27we're back.
01:06:31Piper.
01:06:32Piper.
01:06:32Sweetie, wake up.
01:06:33We're home.
01:06:38How can she just walk away?
01:06:47Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:49It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:51Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:54You promise.
01:06:56Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:58Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:02All right, fine.
01:07:03When?
01:07:05Two days.
01:07:06I'll come pick you up.
01:07:08No need.
01:07:09Just send me the address on me, either.
01:07:16I know you and mommy thought,
01:07:19but she still really likes you.
01:07:22So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:24Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:26If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:28I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:36I love you.
01:07:43I love you.
01:07:45I love you.
01:07:46I love you.
01:07:47I love you.
01:07:48I love you.
01:07:50I love you.
01:07:50Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:52Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:54Boss?
01:07:56Boss?
01:08:00lady and gentlemen i am so sorry i need to go win back my family family boss you okay never
01:08:09better
01:08:11go get her max
01:08:16get your best smile ah there he is maximus darling i have some prospects for you
01:08:25nice high society girls from the city
01:08:31oh i told you i already found the woman i love
01:08:42maximus stop this that evil woman is scamming your son tell me what kind of woman you want and i'll
01:08:50find you another you are heir to the harrison dynasty no i'm not oh i work in waste management
01:09:00and i'm a secret crime boss i'm eva's husband and i'm a father
01:09:07what
01:09:21oh that's her the woman who got my son head over heels
01:09:27hi welcome in can i help you find something i want to try those
01:09:35awesome i'll get them for you right away
01:09:38are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:09:44no no no i know what i want size seven
01:09:50oh baby can't even walk but she wants three thousand dollar heels
01:09:53come on she wants the white shoes
01:10:01ignore her she's just grumpy over the holidays um here let me help you
01:10:05come on
01:10:10she seems kind
01:10:17i shouldn't be that impressed she's just doing her job
01:10:23how do they feel well i love the style but it's too small i think i need a size up
01:10:30maybe my feet are still growing
01:10:34right away i'll be right back
01:10:37she's not only kind she's patient was i wrong about her
01:10:56are you gluing the heel back with
01:11:00well who gives a shit she can't walk
01:11:05that's just pure evil
01:11:10oh come on saint eva
01:11:13she's in a wheelchair who cares it's the last pair
01:11:17i get paid commission
01:11:24i'm not doing that vanessa
01:11:28see this is your whole problem
01:11:31this is why you'll always be broke
01:11:36i don't care if she can walk or not
01:11:38i'm not selling her joke
01:11:41she has to deal with people like this
01:11:43people who insult her all day
01:11:47i'm your manager
01:11:52sell the old bitty the shoes
01:11:54or you're fired
01:12:02did i stutter
01:12:07you don't have to fire me
01:12:11i quit
01:12:17i don't work here anymore
01:12:19listen
01:12:20don't buy the shoes
01:12:22they're broken spend your heart and money elsewhere okay
01:12:25you're a good person after all
01:12:29looks like i misjudged you
01:12:31i'm sorry
01:12:34why are you still here eva
01:12:36get out
01:12:43you're not disabled
01:12:44selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped
01:12:48absolutely shameful
01:12:51who are you
01:12:52i am the chairwoman
01:12:54of the harrison group
01:12:57and the owner of this store
01:12:59you're eleanor harrison
01:13:01mother of the ceo
01:13:03i am
01:13:04and you my dear
01:13:06are fired
01:13:07what do i do
01:13:12you are a good person
01:13:14from now on
01:13:16this store is yours to run
01:13:21are you serious
01:13:25that's right
01:13:26don't be nervous child
01:13:28you are professional
01:13:30responsible
01:13:32far better than that two-bit manager
01:13:37you
01:13:38out
01:13:40i'll leave
01:13:43i'm leaving
01:13:47i
01:13:47i
01:13:48i
01:13:49i feel like i'm dreaming
01:13:50no
01:13:51don't worry
01:13:53you're getting a promotion
01:13:54you deserve it my dear
01:13:58thank you
01:13:59first assignment
01:14:01i want that row
01:14:03and that row
01:14:05and the entire display case
01:14:07pack it all up and bring it to my house
01:14:10okay
01:14:14once we're home
01:14:15i'll tell her i'm her mother-in-law
01:14:18i can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter
01:14:27she's the mother of ceo
01:14:29of course she lives like this
01:14:40mrs harrison
01:14:42i'm here with your delivery
01:14:46max
01:14:47eva
01:14:49what are you doing here
01:14:52i uh
01:14:53there you are eva
01:14:56wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:59my new daughter-in-law
01:15:02what are you
01:15:03that means you really are the ceo of harrison group
01:15:11well i tried to tell you but
01:15:13stop
01:15:15and you
01:15:15you lied to me at the store
01:15:19you were both just testing me
01:15:20is this some sick game rich people play
01:15:23i'm sorry eva
01:15:24i thought you might be using my son
01:15:26just after his money
01:15:28but i was wrong
01:15:29eva please
01:15:30i don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:32not every working class girl is after your money
01:15:36how could you think that of me
01:15:37it's not like that dear
01:15:40eva what are you talking about
01:15:42mom
01:15:43what did you do
01:15:44i was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:47we're not together
01:15:49and i can't love something that was never real
01:15:55i made a horrible mistake
01:15:59what are you waiting for son
01:16:00go after her
01:16:05eva
01:16:05let me go
01:16:07i swear it's not what you think
01:16:08but we come from two completely different worlds
01:16:10stop pretending like you care
01:16:12i'm not pretending
01:16:13okay i can't fake what we have
01:16:15and everything i've done for you
01:16:17and piper
01:16:17this is real
01:16:23touch my wife again
01:16:24and i will snap every finger that you've got
01:16:27max you came
01:16:28god you weren't driving me
01:16:30fucking insane
01:16:33i'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:35a good father
01:16:37just say the word
01:16:41see
01:16:44stop fighting
01:16:47we belong together
01:16:49you're wrong
01:16:51wrong about what
01:16:53that you care
01:16:54or we belong together
01:16:56look i already told you
01:16:57we're from two completely different worlds
01:17:00now i held up my end of the deal
01:17:01and i met your mother
01:17:02like we discussed
01:17:04i want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:17:09eva
01:17:13eva
01:17:15i'm sorry maximus
01:17:17walking away is the only choice i have
01:17:25ow
01:17:27are you okay mommy
01:17:29yeah sweetie i'm fine
01:17:31come here
01:17:40no you're not fine
01:17:41you're sad
01:17:44i'm okay sweetie
01:17:48i miss daddy too
01:17:53i want max to be my real daddy
01:17:58don't you want to be with him
01:18:01love bug
01:18:03you're right
01:18:04what am i doing running like a coward
01:18:08i always taught you to be brave
01:18:11now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:18:15i believe in you
01:18:16what are you gonna do mommy
01:18:18i know exactly what to say to him
01:18:23maximus deserves to know
01:18:25piper is his daughter
01:18:33enough sulking
01:18:34go get your wife
01:18:36and my grandbaby back
01:18:38don't you think i want to
01:18:40she doesn't want me
01:18:42i didn't raise you to give up
01:18:44your daughter is still out there
01:18:46you can't abandon her
01:18:47mom you don't get it
01:18:49i made a deal with eva
01:18:51to play my wife
01:18:52and piper she was
01:18:54an added bonus
01:18:56what are you talking about
01:18:58i already ran a dna test
01:19:01piper is your daughter
01:19:03what
01:19:04see for yourself
01:19:12that's right
01:19:13seven years ago
01:19:14two years that woman was evil
01:19:36i missed you so much
01:19:40you came back
01:19:49i uh
01:19:52don't forget to be brave mommy
01:20:00i uh
01:20:02i was scared
01:20:03but i don't want to be scared anymore
01:20:06because what we have is real
01:20:08and it's worth fighting for
01:20:11sweetheart i have
01:20:12something to tell you
01:20:14i have something to tell you too
01:20:18piper is your daughter
01:20:20you knew
01:20:22my sweet granddaughter
01:20:24mama
01:20:24oh
01:20:28i just found out for sure a few minutes ago
01:20:30but you've known this whole time
01:20:32i was scared
01:20:33okay i didn't know
01:20:34if you were going to take her from me
01:20:36i didn't know
01:20:37how you were feeling
01:20:39how could you not know how i felt
01:20:52i love you
01:20:53i love you
01:20:56i love you too
01:20:58i promise
01:20:59for the rest of my life
01:21:00i'm going to make it up to you
01:21:03as long as we're together
01:21:05it doesn't matter where we are
01:21:16will you marry me even
01:21:19for real this time
01:21:21yes
01:21:22yes
01:21:22yes of course i'll marry you
01:21:36looks like you're stuck with me the next christmas
01:21:39and the christmas after that
01:21:40and forever
01:21:43i wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:51who's that
01:22:03looks like i have to take out the trash
01:22:06again
01:22:09no
01:22:10not funny
01:22:11hi
01:22:11hi
01:22:11hi
01:22:12hi
01:22:12hi
01:22:13hi
01:22:13hi
01:22:13hi
01:22:13hi
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