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00:28We
00:29You must have some idea when I can see him again
00:32I know there's protocol
00:34So that's it then is it?
00:37Right well thanks very much for your help
00:39Bye
00:42So yeah
00:45Charged my dad with murder
00:46Yeah
00:47They put us in
00:49And they're keeping him on remand
00:50Looks like it yeah
00:51He's locked up again
00:53Like he was for months and months in that dirty
00:58See
00:58It's wrong this it's all wrong
00:59I know mate
01:00I'm so sorry
01:02But it's worked
01:03Yeah I've been useless there and all
01:04Hey we're fine
01:06Who wants Farmer Beatty's foot rot anyway eh?
01:09Listen
01:09Cafe, bacon sarnie
01:11Change senior mail
01:11How?
01:15Sorry
01:15Don't be
01:16Don't be
01:17There's hope we can do
01:18Well I'd better get going
01:20I'll check in later
01:21Thanks sweetheart
01:28So there is something I can do
01:31My dad only changed his story to protect us and that can't happen
01:35I'm going to tell the truth
01:39Lydia?
01:40Your lunchbox?
01:41Oh ta
01:42I'm a bit woolly this morning
01:43Kim made woo woo's last night
01:45Lost all feeling in me gummies
01:47Alright
01:48Van bother again?
01:50No not that we now have
01:51Well what's for the summons?
01:52Cause seeing your happy face brightens our day
01:54We've been thinking
01:56Well mainly Belle she's the thinking one
01:59We were thinking what?
02:02We're hoping you and the mini me's moving here with us
02:05Smells a bit funky and there's a few pigeons to shift
02:07But we don't muck in
02:08No
02:08You're losing your home
02:09The boys need a roof
02:10Your help and he
02:11Yeah well that's for me to sort
02:12Not you
02:20Paddy wants to go tell the truth
02:22What?
02:24Well he can't
02:25And why now?
02:27Because Bear is saying it will murder
02:29Yeah
02:30And if Paddy starts blabbing
02:31Then both of you get dragged down
02:33So what?
02:33We just keep quiet
02:34Watch Bear cop for something he didn't do
02:37April if me and Paddy both admit we were there
02:40We'd make him see he did it in self defence
02:44Look Bear's obviously trying to keep you out of the picture
02:46He's clearly thought about this
02:48Has he though?
02:49Yes
02:50Keep you and Paddy clear
02:53It's clearly what he wants
02:54And I'm sorry
02:55Maybe selfishly but it's what I want too
02:57So what?
02:58We just sit back
02:59Celebrating birthdays
03:00Getting on with life
03:01While he is stuck in there for good
03:05I'm sorry I need some at all right?
03:13Morning
03:14Is it?
03:16Surely we're teetering on lunchtime?
03:18Oh sorry I'm a few minutes late
03:19Ten
03:20Ten minutes late
03:22And er
03:23The dishwasher is still full from last night
03:25Can you imagine that?
03:26A cleaner being paid to clean up her own mess
03:28Oh the irony
03:30How was your soiree with Kim?
03:33Oh lovely ta
03:34Oh sorry I sucked your vintage crew
03:37I mistook it for the carver that Sam had brought
03:40Your cleaning's just as good as your humour
03:43I'll make a start on your en suite
03:49She didn't ask for Kim's generous bequest
03:52Ooh I love a bit of carver me
03:54Can't stand the poshtoff
03:55She'll be sucking down Kim's Bollinger before she's even cold
03:58Upsetting Lydia will not help your cause
04:01She's the reason I have a cause
04:04Kim
04:05Is the one who makes the decisions
04:08Lydia
04:09Is just a good
04:10Honest
04:11Worker
04:14Box clever
04:20Oh
04:22Naughty Nadia
04:24He's been looking all over for her
04:29But
04:30She's the reason you can't do this cause
04:33Eve needs ya
04:34I know
04:36But right now me own dad needs me more
04:38It were Bear's choice to change his plea
04:40Yeah for us
04:43So I owe it to him
04:45To go and tell them
04:47How Ray attacked me
04:48How me dad was scared
04:51And how he did what he did to defend himself
04:53You've always told him that you were nowhere near
04:55So?
04:57You can't suddenly change your story
04:59My dad did
05:00No but you've got to think right
05:01I don't want you doing something you're going to regret
05:03Regret?
05:04I've nothing but regret
05:05I regret that my dad ended up in that farmhouse
05:08I regret that I knew
05:09He was unhappy
05:10So what now?
05:11I regret watching him die in prison
05:13I love you dad
05:14You know I do but I can't
05:15Andy!
05:16My dad told them
05:17That he'd murdered Ray
05:18Murdered him
05:19So I have to tell them straight
05:21And I have to free us all from all these lies
05:24What? By admitting you lied?
05:26I mean we both lied
05:27No no no no
05:27I won't be mentioning your name
05:29But then that's not the truth is it?
05:31Can I end up tying yourself in nuts?
05:32I don't want anybody else to suffer for this
05:34And I mean it
05:35You could go down Paddy
05:36Good!
05:37Then at least I'd have tried to give me daddy's life back
05:39I've made me decision
05:40Alright alright alright alright
05:41I know
05:43Cos I have to
05:44No no no you don't
05:45Please please I can't lose the both of you
05:47My dad doesn't need you
05:48It takes one of us
05:50Yeah but I was there
05:51You don't need to know that!
05:53Yeah but the truth is going to come out eventually
05:55Alright it will
05:56So it's better off we both go together
05:58And say the whole truth
05:59The same story
06:02Look do you want your dad to come home or not?
06:04Of course
06:07You being here
06:08At home
06:10That matters just as much
06:13You know I didn't even know what a proper home was
06:17To limit you
06:20So if we're doing it alright we go together
06:23Please babe
06:25Please don't do this
06:29Hi
06:31Oh
06:31Looking a bit grim for the old man innit?
06:34Yep
06:35Ray
06:37Is dead
06:38Whatever the ins and outs
06:40Someone's done the world a favour
06:43Ah speaking of which
06:44Seen my new ad
06:45Oh?
06:46Hey I thought the bomb was let out by hot and holidays
06:48It was and I sacked them
06:51Zero bookings this lot
06:53I got some wacky internet ideas
06:56Hmm
06:57Hyped
06:59Mint
07:00You know what you should do?
07:01Get a hot tub
07:03Make a right whack then
07:04Good shirt
07:06Good shirt
07:07Yes
07:08Us
07:09impoverished pensioners need every penny
07:11Speaking of which
07:13Pub lunch
07:16I can't sorry
07:17Gigantic orders come in
07:18Jay's gone all Jeff Bezos on us
07:20If Jeff Bezos drove a Volvo
07:22Ignore the twerp
07:23Come on
07:24Let's shut up shop for an hour or so
07:26I hear them all shovels gone all gastro
07:30Kerry
07:31Er
07:31Ten minutes
07:33Er
07:34I don't think you pay her to work through her lunch
07:37Actually he does now
07:39I've made him see the error of his ways
07:40I mean I don't know how you live with this bossy mare
07:44She's not bossy
07:45Fiery
07:46Yes
07:47Opinionated
07:48Yes
07:48You see?
07:49That's the difference between you two
07:51Eric
07:51Eric knows how to handle a real woman
07:53You on the other hand
07:55Well limper than a wet babe
07:58Work
08:00Now
08:02Mind telling her to stick his job
08:05I might
08:05Yes
08:06Might even deck him while I'm at it
08:07Ha
08:19Aunt Butch chased us in here once
08:21Bucket of swill in one hand
08:23To the in the other
08:24Aye
08:26Never caught us though
08:27Slipped on some pig chod so nicked his ale and leg dick
08:34What we were saying earlier
08:37Reckon it's what dad would have wanted you know
08:39Don't pull that one
08:41What?
08:42All us lot living under one roof again
08:44You'd think I was a loser
08:46Give over
08:48And blame Joe flaming tea
08:50Like we all do
08:52He'd be up there now
08:53He'd be up there now
08:53Shooting his birds and robbing his fish
08:57Yeah we was taking the farm
08:58Moira's
09:00And I'd let him beat me
09:02Well it's not over
09:05And we need you
09:07Which bit?
09:09The Cantor or the two feral kids
09:12I'd say we could do with your brains but
09:16Alright Sam
09:17Thing is
09:19Our Bell's got this mad idea
09:21About us starting us up fat
09:23What here?
09:24Yeah we've got a little bit of land
09:26I know basics but you
09:28You know loads now
09:31Crops and animals and how to build things up
09:36Moira knows all that
09:38You know when she comes out she can roll at you for cocking it all up
09:42Yeah she'd definitely do that
09:46I reckon you're thinking about coming home
09:51Fat egg
09:52You fat egg
10:05Right
10:06Truth yeah?
10:08I would honestly strangle the pair of you
10:10Ah yeah that's possibly not the best choice of words
10:14You're the bravest man I know
10:17Braver man might have pipes up sooner
10:19Bare one on a murder charge then was he?
10:22Hey
10:22You're both amazing
10:24This is the right thing to do
10:29I know
10:29And Andy
10:31Will you tell April everything yeah?
10:33Of course I will sweetheart
10:35I love you
10:35I love you
10:37I love the both of you
10:39I hope we love you more
10:41It's gonna be alright
10:51Hiya
10:51Er we'd like to speak to someone
10:53Please
10:56About the death of Ray Walters
11:12One day I am gonna swing for that jumped up little
11:16Hiya love
11:19How was the dentist?
11:20Fine
11:23See? Spit and polish
11:24Lick of pain
11:26Are you moving in?
11:27Well he's told us about the idea for the farm
11:30It's gonna be all hands on deck
11:32You're up for it aren't you Kyle?
11:33Suppose
11:34I could do a fast pass for the toilet
11:35That'd be good wouldn't it?
11:38I've found somewhere for the lambs to live
11:41The state of you
11:42I fell in a puddle
11:44Upstairs bath
11:44Kyle get his PE kit he can use his tracky top
11:48And then
11:49We could all head off to Woolie
11:50It's been a long time since we've had hope to celebrate
11:54This is worth celebrating
11:55Yeah
11:55Cause when Maury comes out
11:57You'll have something new set up won't you
11:58Sorry Cairn but it's payback
12:00For all the times that we've leaned on you
12:01No I'm not leaning on anyone
12:02Why are you such a stubborn pig?
12:04Honestly you've got us alright
12:05And we've got you so like it a lump it
12:08Scary ain't she?
12:10Right
12:11My round yeah?
12:12Yes!
12:13Oh yes!
12:24Look at that man what are you doing?
12:26How are you?
12:28I thought
12:29I thought the door was stuck
12:31Well I thought you were the police
12:34The killer's been on edge ever since that lacerate so
12:37Ah
12:39Is Kerry around?
12:40No no she's gone to some
12:42Health and safety seminar in Leeds
12:44Oh
12:46Well I er
12:47I thought she was
12:49Swamped in by er
12:50A big hoarder
12:51Yeah well this
12:53This came up last minute
12:55Sound of your dull eyes but you know with Jay
12:57Jay's gone too?
12:59Yeah
13:00Should've seen her face
13:01Yeah
13:01No she looked like she'd rather slam her head in the fridge
13:04Ha ha ha
13:04Yeah well
13:06Of course she would
13:07Ha ha ha ha
13:09You don't need to tell her that I popped in now
13:14I'll go back and er
13:16Create something nice for dinner for her
13:19Wash down with a few palatable glasses
13:22She'll need it
13:25Yeah
13:27All the things that raided
13:28We stood there us and we watched him run Dylan over
13:31I know
13:31And he got off scot-free nothing but bear a victim
13:34Dylan's gone to the police
13:36To do what?
13:37Tell his side
13:38I confess
13:39I don't know
13:40He just said that him and Paddy have gone
13:42And that
13:43He's sorry
13:44You've heard that
13:45Well so it's true
13:48I don't know what to do
13:50I don't know what to do
13:52I wasn't at a conference in Lincoln
13:58I lied
13:59Okay
14:00So if not in Lincoln
14:02I was in the village
14:05Ray told me his mum, Celia
14:08Had killed my dad
14:10Bear
14:11And I was going to ring the police
14:14But Ray told me he'd hurt my daughter
14:18He was threatening?
14:19Yeah, very
14:21He's insane
14:23I mean you lot know him
14:24Drugs
14:25Grooming kids
14:27Anyway
14:28I went home
14:29I was upstairs
14:31I heard Dylan come in
14:32Ray was with him
14:35And then
14:37Ray
14:39Started attacking
14:40Dylan and saying
14:41That he was going to kill him
14:45So I came down
14:46And I tried
14:49To fight Ray
14:51He turned on me
14:58Ray was kicking
14:59And kicking Paddy
15:01You know like you'd
15:01You'd kick a ball
15:05And
15:05And then
15:06Ray got a hold of this hammer
15:09You know
15:10I
15:11I was terrified
15:12You know proper breaking it
15:13I thought
15:13I thought that were it
15:14You know me and Paddy both dead
15:17Just
15:18Total
15:19Shock
15:22I asked my dad to help me
15:26And Ray told him
15:27That I was a bad person
15:29And that I didn't care for him
15:35But after all he'd been brainwashed
15:38Months of abuse
15:43My dad could still tell
15:45That Ray was lying
15:47But he wasn't meaning to hurt Ray
15:49Right I'm certain
15:51He just wanted Ray
15:52To stop saying all this horrible stuff
15:55So
15:56He got hold of him
15:58And then
15:59You know he was asking him
16:00To be quiet
16:05And then Ray stopped breathing
16:08My dad would never murder anyone
16:10He was trying to protect us
16:12Yeah
16:15Should have wronged you
16:17But
16:20We
16:23Decided
16:27To get rid of Ray's body
16:33Thanks
16:34Have you
16:35Spoken to Marlon?
16:38What about?
16:39Paddy and Dylan have gone to give a statement
16:41Rona rang me in a right state
16:43Hey! About Bear
16:45Saying what?
16:46Dunno
16:46Knew more than they were letting on
16:48I've no idea, maybe
16:50Well this could be good news from Moira then
16:51Let's hope so, hey
16:53Such a sorry mess
16:55For everyone
16:58Yet scum still rises to the top
17:02What?
17:03It's a curse being this popular
17:04Can you pints flat over here?
17:08Eh?
17:09It's a fun family farming frolics
17:12What a cute little dingle mingle
17:16Lydia, er
17:18I was really stressy this morning
17:20And you wrongly bore the brunt of it
17:23I can't say I noticed
17:24Such a trooper
17:26Well, you do a real
17:27Stellar job around the house
17:29So you can expect an increase in your weekly pay
17:33Okay
17:34Well, as you were
17:38Well that weren't weird
17:39Guilty conscience?
17:41You wouldn't know a conscience if it bit him
17:43I'll tell you one good thing about me working up there
17:45At least I get to keep an eye on that snake
17:48A nice gesture
17:51Shall I call a medic?
17:53You're right
17:54Lydia's innocent
17:56She's a simple
17:57Kind, trusting soul
18:00So you're wheedling into her good books
18:02So you can abuse every ounce of friendship with Kim
18:07Well, I managed to speak without opening my mouth
18:11Enjoy the mischief
18:14But don't forget who the real problem is
18:24Hello house
18:26Hello house
18:59What?
19:01What?
19:26What?
19:26I told you I've been doing online yoga
19:28I told you I've been doing online yoga
19:28Oh!
19:30Shhh! Shhh! Shhh!
19:32What?
19:39I thought I heard something
19:40Nah, you're being barrenoid.
19:42Hmm.
19:43Until Kirsty Allsop waltzes in and whacks her for rent sign on your undercrackers.
19:49I think we need a new love nest.
19:53Not just yet, though, eh?
19:54Come on.
19:58There you go. I was there. That's the knot, isn't it?
20:01That proves it.
20:03I got it from the vets, and I tied it.
20:06And I helped secure the tarpaulin.
20:08I saw everything that happened.
20:10And my dad is not a murderer.
20:13Whatever he said, it's a lie to protect me and Dylan.
20:17A family trait.
20:19Like you lied to me when you denied that I had anything to do with you.
20:23No.
20:25Not on purpose. He thought that Ray was trying to kill us.
20:28Why isn't he answering my calls?
20:30He's probably still being questioned, love.
20:34Why did you let them go?
20:36So he said, listen, right, I'm sorry, I've been blubbing.
20:39Right, but they're just giving a statement.
20:41That's all.
20:42And they'll be back any minute.
20:44I promise.
20:46The post-mortem shows that the injuries sustained were caused by significant force.
20:51Is that why you kept quiet?
20:53Because you knew your father had gone way beyond self-defence?
20:57No.
20:57And you being almost beaten to death?
20:59And believing that Ray had been abusing your father, you wanted him dead?
21:03No.
21:03Is that why you were concealing his body?
21:05Because you were also involved in his murder?
21:07Absolutely not.
21:08I'm telling the truth and I want this over.
21:12Just...
21:13Just...
21:13Tell me what happens next.
21:15Mr Dingle.
21:16You have lied and lied throughout this entire investigation.
21:20You've had every chance to tell the truth and you chose not to.
21:24That's a very serious offence.
21:26I've no option but to charge you with perverting the course of justice.
21:31You won't be going home anytime soon, do you understand?
22:06You were warned.
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