00:11地球は狙われている。知ったこっちゃないが。
00:18地球は狙われている。知ったこっちゃないが。
00:21ええええええええええ!
00:23ク、クベスカ!
00:31上からさ、人件費削減しろって。で、シフトの少ない人から、ね!
00:34店長、マジ勘弁してくださいよ!
00:37保証人なしでバイトさせてくれんのここくらいしかないんすから!
00:40いやさ、ミコちゃんライバーなんでしょ?
00:43配信で稼いでるんでしょ?
00:46じゃあ、そっちで頑張ってよ。
00:47ああ、いや、それが全然つうか。
00:53ああ、でもあれか。噂じゃ登録者数が10万人超えたら呪われるんだっけ今。
00:55あれほんとなの?ミコちゃんも気をつけないと。
01:00いやあ、そうっすよね。
01:04はい、どうもー!
01:08ヨロズKライバー、ネクロノイコーでーす!
01:19今日はプレリリース中のスーパーランブルランドを誰よりも早く攻略していきまーす!
01:28先日、生配信中に突然意識を失った動画配信者は、その後の調べで、延べ100名を超えることが分かりました。
01:31ユーナー!
01:33ユーナー!
01:40そのほとんどが10万人以上の登録者数を持つ人気ライバーで、ファンの間でも大きな動揺と混乱が生じている模様です。
01:44あ、こいつ…難しい…
01:47ヨエー!!
02:08Ah!
02:09Ah,誰?
02:22アジで再生数伸びなさすぎて逆に笑えてくるな
02:33家賃5万円光熱費1万円通信費1万円自分の食費1万円そしてお前の餌代
02:352万円
02:39今を変える突破口が必要だ
02:42もっとネタのアイデアが必要なんだよ
02:44No, Ma-Yu!
02:54Ma-Ma, sorry...
02:59I thought I was thinking about that!
03:02I don't know if you have a mortgage for 2-3 months.
03:04There's no money.
03:06I can't get that money.
03:09No, I don't care.
03:10I don't care.
03:12No.
03:14I don't care.
03:15I don't care.
03:16You don't care anymore.
03:19I don't care.
03:20You don't care.
03:21Ma-Yu!
03:21Ma-Yu!
03:22I didn't care.
03:24My sister.
03:25If I graduated, I...
03:27I didn't care.
03:29Why, you were coming up.
03:31If you know how to do it...
03:35I'm here.
03:36When I'm in a hospital room...
03:40I'm here, my turn is on the...
04:11That's right
04:14This is...
04:16Is this all over?
04:18Nekro-n-n-I-G!
04:20What the hell?
04:22What the hell?
04:24What the hell?
04:26What the hell?
04:28Who is this?
04:30Kagura-saka-kanna!
04:32Why do you remember me?
04:38Sorry, sorry...
04:40That two of them...
04:41I've seen that before...
04:43I've seen that when I was at the RiberFest...
04:45I'm a little nervous...
04:47What the hell?
04:48What the hell?
04:51What the hell?
04:52What the hell?
04:53What the hell?
04:55The RiberFest...
04:56The RiberFest...
05:00That's the reason for my channel...
05:04The RiberFest...
05:07The RiberFest...
05:08The RiberFest...
05:09Asaaka!
05:11Comment the RiberFest...
05:12I'm starting to think about the
05:13What the hell?
05:14I've seen that before I got out!
05:15I've seen that madman...
05:18I don't even want to go here...
05:20I need to get out of my channel...
05:21That's what I need to do!
05:25You're so tired.
05:27You're still filming...
05:28You're so tired...
05:29There's no matter to my customers...
05:30You're so tired.
05:30You don't want to them!
05:32You're so tired...
05:32You're so tired...
05:33You're so tired...
05:39I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
05:40Let's go!
05:41We'll play this game.
05:43I'm sorry.
05:45But you're not sure if you're winning,
05:47I'm sorry.
05:49I'm sorry.
05:50I'm sorry.
05:51You're not a bad guy.
05:53I'm sorry.
05:53I'm sorry.
05:54I'm sorry.
05:56I'm sorry.
05:57I'm sorry.
06:01I'm sorry.
06:04Please show me the opportunity to join me.
06:09I'm a Megalox社.
06:11I'm an assistant director of the Amusement Assistant Director.
06:14I'm sure I'll ask you.
06:17Assistant Director?
06:19Game by社?
06:21That's awesome.
06:23Megalox is a great guy.
06:25That's right.
06:26I'm pretty sure.
06:27Well, you're a big fan.
06:29Are you interested in the game?
06:33Is it really worth it?
06:35Yes, I'm going to pay for the company.
06:37I'm going to charge you all this time.
06:40I'm going to ask you all the time.
06:42I'm going to ask you all this time.
06:43I'm going to ask you all this time.
06:48I'm going to ask you all this time.
06:55I'm going to ask you all this time.
07:02I'm going to ask you all this time.
07:02Well, it's a good time.
07:05Well, I'm going to ask you all this time.
07:07But if you're active, you'll call me the next time.
07:10It's a real deal.
07:12It's time for you.
07:19What's that?
07:21UFO?
07:22UFO?
07:23Welcome!超未来VRゲームシステム、カダスへ
07:35!カダスは皆さんを、現実と見まごう幻の世界へと…お連れします。何
07:42?これ…随分大げさなシートだな…なんかヤバくない?すげえな…緊張してきた?
07:45へえ!本格的じゃん!これでゲームすんのか
08:00?あの…変な匂いがすずんですけど…これ…ヤバい奴なんじゃ…装置に問題はありません。それでは、スタートします。
08:02急 rhoi使い声カダ…どうか…どうか…お気をつけて……ドレイヤはキロ
08:26deiカダ…
08:30heavy
08:32That's why I have to talk about this.
08:34A hot dog!
08:37Super Rumble Land?
08:40What is this?
08:41This is all the secret, not...
08:50What's that?
08:51What's that?
08:53You're right!
08:54I'm not going to die!
08:56You're right, you're right.
09:06カダスは従来の技術を遥かに超越しており、システムが直接脳に働きかけて、プレイヤーを超現実に誘います。
09:07脳?
09:09やっぱヤバいやつじゃない?大丈夫なの?
09:18それを確認するための知見というわけなのでしょうね。確かに守秘義務を徹底されるわけです。
09:19誰?
09:24数学の講義をアップしている、佐野聖士郎といいます。
09:30ああ、先生系の人ね。
09:39メガロックス社は近年、妖芸や咀嚼に押されて社用だって言われてましたから、騎士快晴の大事業なのかもしれませんね。
09:42さあ、電子の世界に集いし精鋭たちを!
09:47チェーパーランブルランド体験版へようこそ!
09:52私はゲームを進行する案内役のチクタクマンです!
09:53ああ?
09:56どうぞ、お見知りを行こう。
10:02チクタクマン?何その名前…
10:05ここからは私が進行します。
10:08ちょっとあなた!
10:10ああ、あなたは約束通り黙っていてください!
10:14さあ、お気になさらず!
10:19えー、本日はベータテストですので、順位は関係ございません!
10:23皆さんは障害物を乗り越えてゴールを果たしてください!
10:28そうそう、皆さんにさらにやる気を出していただくために、特別ボーナス!
10:33脱落せずにゴールされた方には、もれなく追加で100万円をお支払いいたします!
10:36100万円!?マジですか!?
10:37100万円!?マジですか!?
10:38ちょっと、怪しさ極まりないじゃないの!
10:40100万円!それだけあったら大脳ステイリア賃が全部払える!
10:46ガチャで首が回らないんだよ!助かるー!
10:49これで、手にいけるわー!
10:51本当なんだな!?
10:52本当です!皆さんやる気満々で何より!
10:58さぁそれではゲームスタートです!
11:03ゲームスタート!
11:04えっ!へっ!へっ!へっ!
11:07えっ!へっ!へっ!
11:08あっ!そんな軽率だ!
11:11えっ!うぉーっ!
11:15うぅぅぅぅぅぅー!
11:22これ無理ゲーじゃない?無理ゲーじゃないな、これは、覚えゲーだ!
11:26床は一定の規則通りに動いている
11:30覚え芸って何度も死んで挑戦するゲームでしょ
11:34おおゲーマーだね
11:38何よどっかで見た顔だと思ってたけど
11:42Eスポーツ選手のエータ君ですね 今よくテレビに出ているご名刺
11:45僕もメジャーになったね
11:49みんなよろしくね
11:55まさか本当に攻略できないようにはしてないでしょ
11:57ゲームなんだから
12:02ほらねよくあるパターン 次は簡単 壁が折り切った時に渡ればいいだけだ
12:07登っちゃダメだ 降りるのを待てばいい
12:11エータ選手 さすがはプロゲーマー
12:15どうぞキー
12:16どうぞどうぞ
12:21これは消えるよか
12:23おしきも脱落
12:28まあ一面なら多分そんなに理不尽な罠は配置してないでしょ
12:30ゲームのプロとして言わせてもらうけど
12:34ゲームなんかに一生懸命なのね
12:36しゃあないミコ 勝負の続きよ
12:42まあだいたい一の一って感じよね
12:45だったらこういうのは
12:46ああ
12:48勝負カート
12:50これはミコ選手お見事
12:52あるある やるね
13:01消えた床を補うように次の床が現れる
13:05なら床の無い所に踏み出せばいい
13:06エータ選手 他の選手の失敗を踏まえて
13:10これは的確だ
13:18さあこちらは女子高生ライバーカンナ選手
13:19ピンチのようです
13:21なんとその足元には
13:23ミコ選手がぶら下がっている
13:25ああ
13:27ちょっとあんた離しなさいよ
13:29そっちこそ
13:29諦めて撃ちなさい
13:32やーだ
13:33あと半減で使ってほしい
13:35ひどい
13:37ふん
13:38そうですか
13:40ええ
13:42わかりました
13:51行くしかない
13:52ああ
13:53ああ
13:54ああ
13:56ああ
13:57ああ
13:57ああ
13:59ああ
14:02まさか時間制限ありなんて聞いてませんよ
14:04運営から要望がありまして
14:08少しバラス調整させていただきました
14:09運営?
14:12あと10分を制限時間とします
14:13これもテストの一環とさせてください
14:21プレイヤーがいるときにデバッグするなよな
14:26ああ
14:28まじかよ
14:28はあ
14:33ああ
14:36嫌な予感がする
14:36行こう
14:38え!
14:39ませよ
14:58What is this?
15:03This is not a one-on-one. It's a one-on-one.
15:08You can make any money.
15:11You don't have any luck.
15:11You're doing this like we can make it.
15:16Now!
15:17That's what happens to anyone who has failed to be able to make a mistake.
15:22You can't make this thing like DASH.
15:30Now!
15:33Yes!
15:35What?
15:37What?
15:37What?
15:45Here!
15:46It's not too bad!
15:46Oh yeah!
15:48Yeah, that's it!
15:52You're gonna go, I'll go!
15:55You have to go!
15:59You're so...
16:00You're not so bad!
16:02You can't be able to get...
16:09You're so!
16:09Go!
16:16Ahhhh!
16:24Feet!
16:26Haef!
16:30Chuaarrrgh!
16:33Wow, are you 32 W
16:46Look at the goal!
16:47Thank you, Miko選手!
16:50Kanna選手!
16:51Goal...
16:51...
16:52...
16:52...
16:52...
16:52...
16:53...
16:53...
16:53...
16:54...
16:54...
16:54...
16:55...
16:55...
16:56...
16:56...
16:56...
17:02...
17:03...
17:07...
17:08...
17:08...
17:10It's not that you're going to be a game!
17:11I think VR game is a lot of fun, but...
17:14It's pretty interesting, isn't it?
17:19What are you doing?!
17:20I don't want to know that...
17:21What are you doing?!
17:23What are you doing?!
17:25I don't want to go!
17:27Let's go!
17:31Let's go!
17:33What are you doing?!
17:37What's this?
17:39What are you doing?!
17:41You're going to have 5 people!
17:42Yeah, 6 people!
17:457 people!
17:47That's terrible!
17:49You're going to be a hero!
17:50You're going to be able to win!
17:51You're going to be able to win!
17:54Thank you!
17:56Oh!
17:58You're going to be able to win!
18:00You're going to win!
18:04You're going to win!
18:07That's...
18:08How...
18:08You're going to be able to win!
18:12I'll have to win!
18:13You're going to win!
18:13You're still winning!
18:15Because you're gonna win!
18:20Come back!
18:21You're going to win!
18:24You're going to win!
18:25You're going to win!
18:26You're going to win!
18:36So, I'll still be able to live on this planet.
18:40Well, I'll be able to...
18:42Wait, wait, wait!
18:44I don't have a chance to do that!
18:46Yes?
18:47I don't have a chance to do that!
18:49Yes, of course.
18:52The body is...
18:54...
18:55What are you doing?
18:58I'll be able to use it, man!
19:04What are you doing?
19:06It's been a long time ago, but...
19:08It's been a long time for a long time.
19:12If you're able to enjoy your life,
19:16...
19:18...
19:19...
19:20...
19:21...
19:30...
19:31...
19:32...
19:32...
19:34...
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19:38...
19:39...
19:40...
19:40...
19:40...
19:40...
19:40...
19:41...
19:42...
19:42You are not doing this!
19:45I am looking at this look...
19:48I am looking for a call from the driver to the doctor.
19:52The man who is the leader of the human beings to communicate with you.
19:57What?
19:59What?
20:05...Manyu...
20:10...Manyu...
20:12I'm going to let you...
20:15You guys!
20:18What do you mean?
20:21Yes, we can only exist in this ridiculous world.
20:27That's why...
20:28That's why...
20:43What's that?
20:45I'll return to the original place...
20:49What?
21:00What?
21:05Did you die?
21:07Do you know?
21:08No, there's no breath...
21:10I'm losing it...
21:13You're...
21:14You're...
21:14You're...
21:14You're...
21:14You're...
21:16What are you doing?
21:18What are you doing?
21:22They're...
21:23They're the one...
21:24What?
21:25What is that?
21:27They were...
21:29They were...
21:32They were...
21:33Outer Gods...
21:35Are they really...
21:36...存在しているとでも?
21:39But...
21:39But now...
21:40... We're only in this system...
21:41... in this system...
21:42... We're...
21:43... You're...
21:44... We're...
21:45... We're...
21:47... We're...
21:48... We're...
21:49... We're...
21:49... We're...
21:50... We're...
21:50... But...
21:52... We're...
21:53... We're...
21:55... We're...
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22:15... We're...
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22:19... We're...
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22:49Amo star 虚拓 暴行家
22:52自分勝手な高専馬じゃ
22:55逆転身よ無力化
22:59但分乗り切らない
23:00笑うマジョリティの
23:02認知上知らんけど
23:06秘めるマイノリティの
23:07栄光 奏めんなよ先祝談
23:12冗談じゃない 別に 見せ物でもない
23:15不器用 だって援助したって
23:23人間して歌ってから始めるなら 上がる以外選ぶ余地ない 負けるためのゲームだなんて誰もしないよ ランブランブランデップ 君を救い出せるなら 僕はヒーローじゃなくていい そう死ぬ気で生きてく確証
23:54誰も悪くなってるから 次の動画でお会いしましょう
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