00:00How much for the wardrobe?
00:02That one, mate, $250.
00:04That's quite a lot, isn't it?
00:05Not really.
00:07French oak, 1890s, gateway to Narnia.
00:10Lovely marquetry work on the doors, $250.
00:12Sorry, did you just say gateway to Narnia?
00:14That's right, lad.
00:15What, the Narnia?
00:17Yes, mate. Paperbacks are all 50p, mate.
00:19Sorry, what, witches, gnomes, all that?
00:22I think they prefer the term dwarves, but, yeah.
00:24Aslan?
00:25Oh, yeah, yeah, he's lovely, yeah.
00:27A bit mysterious, but then he is a lion, so hard to know what they're thinking.
00:31So, what, you've actually been to Narnia?
00:33Oh, yeah, yeah, it's lovely.
00:35A bit like the Cotswolds.
00:36And you're selling it at a car boot sale because...
00:39Well, I don't really need it anymore, I mean, you know, it's good when I had the flat,
00:43handy to have a bit of outside space, but, you know, since we moved,
00:45we've got a garden and fitted wardrobes, so...
00:49Can we have a go?
00:50Oh, yeah, it all works, yeah.
00:52Knock yourself out.
00:54They're a pound, darling.
00:58Come, my love, the stab went...
01:01Oh.
01:02Oh, God.
01:04Oh, right, yeah, I remember.
01:06What do you reckon?
01:08We were in Narnia for years and years,
01:10and we became king and queen, and we were good and just,
01:14and we loved all the time, apart from when we had to do a battle,
01:16but then we always won,
01:17and I had a little mouse who was my servant who could speak.
01:21Did you?
01:22That's nice.
01:22Well, I'll tell you what, 250, but I'll throw in free delivery.
01:26Yes, yes!
01:29What?
01:30Well, I don't know, it's a bit...
01:32It's a bit what?
01:33It's a bit nice.
01:36It's a bit Christian.
01:39What?
01:40Let's go and have another look at that leather sofa.
01:45Blind him!
01:47Blind, I think.
01:48Blind, I think.
01:48Blind, I think.
01:48Blind, I think.
01:48Blind, I think.
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