00:00Quick! Everyone! Flee for your lives!
00:05Emergency. Batman speaking.
00:08Warning all of you to brace yourselves for big news.
00:11The biggest.
00:12Tell them, Robin.
00:13Holy superlatives, Batman! It's really exciting.
00:16Soon, very soon, Batman and I will be batapulting
00:19right out of your TV sets and onto your theater screens.
00:22That's right, Robin.
00:23Our first full-length motion picture feature in color
00:27opens a whole new world of thrills.
00:40The Big Screen gives us more space on land,
00:43sea,
00:45and in the air
00:47to challenge the most bataclysmic collection
00:51of supercriminals ever.
00:53Their minimum objective must be
00:57the entire world.
01:00And here are the dastardly villains.
01:03The Catwoman.
01:05Oh, you're going to see the purr-fect crime
01:10when I get Batman in my claws.
01:12The Joker.
01:14Have you heard this one?
01:15It'll kill you, Batman!
01:18Woo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:20The Penguin.
01:21There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble,
01:26Batman and Robin.
01:27Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:29The Riddler.
01:30Question.
01:31Who's going to make the feathers fly
01:33and knock Batman and Robin out of the sky?
01:38See, the new weapons in the bat arsenal
01:40combat the forces of evil.
01:41The Bat-Copter.
01:45The exploding man-eating shark.
01:49Holy sardine!
01:51The relentless Megaton Magnet.
01:53The unholy Quartet's secret submarine.
01:57Fire one!
01:58Fire one!
02:02The Bat-Boat.
02:03Redaction.
02:16The deadly disintegrator.
02:21The attack on the Bat-Cave.
02:23Holy hallucination!
02:27You'll blast through the skies
02:29on these mad, manned missiles.
02:31And you'll be with me, Robin,
02:33at the Bat-Scanner,
02:35eavesdropping on Batman's romance.
02:37And you'll shudder
02:38at the death-dealing Polaris missiles.
02:41Brace yourself, Robin.
02:43This could be the end.
02:44And that's just a sample
02:46of the exciting exploits ahead
02:47in our first feature motion picture.
02:51Holy memoranda, folks!
02:53Make a note not to miss it.
02:55Good thinking, Robin.
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