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00:09:47¿Qué está ahí?
00:09:50Es tu caso.
00:09:54Es muy grande ya.
00:09:57No, este es tu médico.
00:10:01¿Puedo hablar?
00:10:08¿Puedo hablar?
00:10:14¿Quieres hablar?
00:10:16¿About esto?
00:10:18No.
00:10:24¿About tu mamá?
00:10:26No.
00:10:29¿Qué de tu maravilla?
00:10:34No, no.
00:10:45No.
00:10:49No.
00:11:19¡Gracias!
00:11:46¡Gracias!
00:12:19¡Gracias!
00:12:49¡Gracias!
00:13:05¡Gracias!
00:13:06¡Gracias!
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00:13:17¡Gracias!
00:13:19...
00:13:29Mom, I know what you're going to say, that I'm overreacting or something, but...
00:13:33...anyways, I have a question.
00:13:35Do you know how I can tell if a hair is mine or not?
00:13:40This is so stupid.
00:13:42I don't even know how to ask this question properly.
00:13:46In conclusion, I will only say
00:13:49That I found someone else's hair
00:13:51In Eric's bag
00:13:52And that he is cheating on me
00:13:56Mom, I know what you're going to say
00:13:57And please don't, okay
00:13:58I already caught him lying to me several times
00:14:01What lies, you ask?
00:14:03Well, I will tell you
00:14:05First of all
00:14:06He spends three nights a week at the gym
00:14:09And second of all
00:14:11He keeps having these dinners with clients
00:14:14Which I'm not even invited to
00:14:17No, of course
00:14:18He spends every night in our bed
00:14:21But still
00:14:22Something is happening
00:14:24And I know it, I mean, I can feel it
00:14:27They say that
00:14:28A woman knows when her man is betraying her
00:14:33Did you feel this way with Dad?
00:14:36Well, why didn't you ever tell me?
00:14:39Well, if you told me, maybe I would
00:14:43Yes, I don't know what I would say
00:14:46I would have done
00:14:49But who knows
00:14:51Maybe it would help
00:14:55Mom, why didn't you
00:15:24Hello, this is Mary Clarks
00:15:26Please leave me a message after the tone
00:15:28And I'll call you back as soon as possible
00:15:30Oh, and if this is Claire
00:15:32Don't worry
00:15:33I'm fine
00:15:34I'm probably just asleep
00:15:37You're right
00:15:38I just screwed myself up again
00:15:41I
00:15:43The hair just seemed darker
00:15:46Call me when you wake up
00:15:49Please
00:15:51I
00:15:52I
00:15:53I had another bad dream
00:15:57I ran and I ran
00:15:59And
00:16:01My boy cried
00:16:03And he cried
00:16:08And then the cries got louder
00:16:11And I couldn't find it
00:16:16I
00:16:16I lost him
00:16:17I
00:16:18I
00:16:18I don't
00:16:19Know where I put him
00:16:24And
00:16:24And now I'm getting closer
00:16:29But he's nowhere to be found
00:16:37I
00:17:07¡Gracias!
00:17:37¡Gracias!
00:18:01¡Gracias!
00:18:37¡Gracias!
00:19:07¡Gracias!
00:19:12¡Gracias!
00:19:13¿Estamos celebrando algo?
00:19:15¿Cómo se olvidó?
00:19:19¡Oh!
00:19:20¡Oh!
00:19:22¡Gracias!
00:19:23¡Gracias!
00:19:25¡Gracias!
00:19:27¡Gracias!
00:19:30¿Por qué vamos a descargar la carrera?
00:19:35¡No!
00:19:36¡No!
00:19:37¡Theiramente asigamoslo de lo general!
00:19:40¿Suscríbete?
00:19:43¡Suscríbete.
00:19:44¡SONела sin!
00:19:45¡Oh!
00:19:48¡Hasta PhD kocha con mesечas!
00:19:49Pero...
00:19:50¿Para qué puedes comer cuando puedes hablar?
00:19:55¡No has boton un올�ido!
00:20:04¿Cómo fue tu día?
00:20:08Bien. ¿Cómo fue tu día?
00:20:15¡Fantástico!
00:20:21¿Puedo tomar un minuto?
00:20:23¡Un minuto!
00:20:39¿Puedo tomar un minuto?
00:20:44¿Qué pasó?
00:20:45¿Alguna idea?
00:20:49¿Qué día es hoy?
00:20:52¿Thursday?
00:20:53No, quiero decir, ¿qué día es hoy?
00:20:55Ah, es marzo 26.
00:21:06¿Alguna idea?
00:21:08¿Alguna idea?
00:21:11¿Alguna idea?
00:21:16¿Qué?
00:21:18¿Qué?
00:21:19¿Qué?
00:21:20¿Qué te celebras?
00:21:21¿Por qué?
00:21:22¿Por qué me?
00:21:24¿No?
00:21:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:21:33no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:21:33no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:21:34no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:21:39no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:21:54no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:22:06No, no, no.
00:22:39It's too early, I'm just fixing your pillow.
00:22:43Mm-hmm.
00:23:13Mm-hmm.
00:23:15Mm-hmm.
00:23:15Mm-hmm.
00:23:16Mm-hmm.
00:23:18Mm-hmm.
00:23:19Mm-hmm.
00:23:20Mm-hmm.
00:23:21Mm-hmm.
00:23:21Mm-hmm.
00:23:25Mm-hmm.
00:23:36Mm-hmm.
00:23:39Mm-hmm.
00:23:42Mm-hmm.
00:23:51Mm-hmm.
00:23:58Mm-hmm.
00:24:08Mm-hmm.
00:24:11Mm-hmm.
00:24:14Mm-hmm.
00:24:16Mm-hmm.
00:24:27Mm-hmm.
00:24:29Mm-hmm.
00:24:40Are you asleep?
00:24:41Mm-hmm.
00:24:51Mm-hmm.
00:24:53Mm-hmm.
00:24:55Mm-hmm.
00:24:57Mm-hmm.
00:25:16I missed you.
00:25:26And you?
00:25:30Of course I missed you.
00:25:42How was your day?
00:25:45Fine.
00:25:47Well, you said it was difficult.
00:25:49Yeah, like every day.
00:25:59I want you.
00:26:06I'm so tired, babe.
00:26:10Please.
00:26:11I really want you.
00:26:13I'm all sweaty and smelly.
00:26:16Just really take a shower before we do this in the morning.
00:26:19If we'll shower, it'll only take a couple minutes.
00:26:22Let's go.
00:26:28Let's just do it in the morning.
00:26:29I'm so relaxed right now.
00:26:33Well, I love you, and I don't care if you're sweaty.
00:26:36That's bad.
00:26:40Come on, babe.
00:26:41Tomorrow.
00:26:48Well, you're always in a hurry to leave me in the mornings.
00:26:50Hmm.
00:26:54You're always in a hurry to leave me.
00:26:57That's not fair.
00:26:59Okay?
00:27:00I'm working for two here.
00:27:04What do you want from me?
00:27:05You want me to go back to work?
00:27:09That would be nice, you know?
00:27:12Your place is still your place.
00:27:15Did you contact them?
00:27:24Your boss called me.
00:27:26He just wanted to check up and see how things were.
00:27:29He wanted to see how you were feeling, okay?
00:27:31And?
00:27:37And I told them, kid, you were feeling better.
00:27:42Uh, better.
00:27:48Better?
00:27:51So you think that I feel better?
00:27:53I don't know.
00:27:54I'm just ready.
00:27:56Just ready to go back to work.
00:27:57I don't know.
00:27:59I just thought it would be nice for you to get out of the house, you know?
00:28:01And get your mind off of...
00:28:03So I should just forget about everything.
00:28:05As if nothing happened, right?
00:28:07I don't know.
00:28:08Do as you see fit, okay?
00:28:11No.
00:28:12No, you tell me.
00:28:14You tell me what I need to do.
00:28:16You know better.
00:28:17I want to go to sleep.
00:28:20Okay?
00:28:21And you're not understanding what I'm saying.
00:28:23So please, just lie down.
00:28:37How can you be okay?
00:28:43How can you be okay?
00:28:47When I am suffocating...
00:28:53How can you be so insensitive
00:28:56that we can't even share a word about it?
00:28:58About what, Claire?
00:29:00Huh?
00:29:01Because there's an unbearable amount of hits
00:29:03going on right now.
00:29:05God, we need to live a normal life
00:29:08and not in a fucking cemetery.
00:29:10We need to live a normal life, Claire.
00:29:14I love you.
00:29:16And the only reason I haven't grabbed my shit and left
00:29:18is because of that.
00:29:20But?
00:29:21But what?
00:29:22Huh?
00:29:22Say it.
00:29:23But what?
00:29:24But what?
00:29:24You went an entire month,
00:29:26an entire month without talking to me.
00:29:28And not a fucking single word, Claire.
00:29:30You didn't say anything.
00:29:32And I thought, I thought that was horrible.
00:29:34I thought that was so bad.
00:29:36But now, look at this.
00:29:37Look at this.
00:29:37You're constantly talking.
00:29:40Even in your sleep.
00:29:41And at work, you're calling me.
00:29:43And you're calling me every 15 minutes, Claire.
00:29:45And if I don't answer right away, you're texting me.
00:29:49And if I don't answer that, you call again.
00:29:53And I don't know.
00:29:54I don't know how long you can do this to me.
00:29:56I don't know how long you can do this to me
00:29:58because I need some fucking peace.
00:30:00Okay?
00:30:01I need some peace in my own home, Claire.
00:30:04Fuck!
00:30:07I am not a clown.
00:30:09Do I look like a fucking clown?
00:30:11I am not a clown.
00:30:12I am not some fucking monkey
00:30:14that's going to jump when you say jump.
00:30:17I don't do that.
00:30:19It's either talk or fuck with you.
00:30:22Huh?
00:30:23You either want to talk or you want to fuck,
00:30:25and it's not even good.
00:30:27Look at me!
00:30:29I'm fucking tired.
00:30:32And I'm going to sleep on the fucking couch.
00:30:34I'm going to sleep on the fucking couch.
00:31:17Hello, this is Mary Clarks.
00:31:18Please leave me a message after the tone,
00:31:20and I'll call you back as soon as possible.
00:31:22Oh, and if this is Claire, don't worry.
00:31:25I'm fine.
00:31:26I'm probably just asleep.
00:31:28I told you, this is it.
00:31:31Yes.
00:31:33No, please, please, Mom.
00:31:36Tell me, how can I save my marriage?
00:31:41Well, what can you tell me?
00:31:44You couldn't make it work with Dad.
00:31:49You don't want me to be happy.
00:31:55I'm sorry.
00:31:57I'm sorry.
00:32:00Yeah.
00:32:02No, you're right.
00:32:03You're right.
00:32:03You're right.
00:32:06A woman should always be a woman.
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:13You would ever want this.
00:32:42Hush, my love
00:32:45It's your mommy. Mommy remembers you. Mommy loves you. Mommy loves your daddy. And there is no way that we
00:32:58can lose him.
00:33:35Mommy loves you.
00:33:49No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:15Ah, seriously, I don't know how you do it.
00:34:19You're here all day by yourself?
00:34:22Come on, let's train together.
00:34:24I have so much to do.
00:34:26Oh, yeah?
00:34:27Think what?
00:34:30Why don't you just take me out on a date?
00:34:34We're married.
00:34:35I don't have to do that anymore.
00:34:38I'm kidding.
00:34:39Baby.
00:34:39Baby, baby, exactly, baby.
00:34:42What about that?
00:34:45What about that?
00:34:49Nothing.
00:34:51I had a few bad days.
00:34:52It's fine.
00:34:57Okay.
00:34:59Hey.
00:35:03I love you.
00:35:07Really?
00:35:09I swear on my abs.
00:35:12All six of them.
00:35:15Go.
00:35:19You sure?
00:35:20Yes.
00:35:21All right.
00:35:21Go.
00:35:23Hey, wait.
00:35:24Hey.
00:35:26I read an article that we can bring intimacy back into our relationship if you just carry
00:35:32me to bed every night.
00:35:40Where did you hear that?
00:35:43Go.
00:35:44Okay, baby.
00:35:46I'm going to carry you.
00:35:47You get ready.
00:35:48Go.
00:35:49Moved feelin'.
00:36:01Go.
00:36:05Go.
00:36:06Go.
00:36:07Go.
00:36:09Go.
00:36:10Go.
00:36:10Go.
00:36:11Go.
00:36:12Go.
00:36:13Go.
00:36:14Go.
00:36:17Go.
00:36:21What do you see?
00:36:27It's obvious.
00:36:30The woman?
00:36:32The woman?
00:36:37Free woman?
00:36:39Who is a free woman for you?
00:36:42Do you feel like a free woman, Monica?
00:36:46I could say that.
00:36:49But?
00:36:50There is no but.
00:36:52Hmm.
00:36:54Then I envy you.
00:36:58Don't you feel free?
00:37:02I felt like that before.
00:37:08Years later, here I am.
00:37:13Scared.
00:37:16Hopeless.
00:37:20Useless.
00:37:22I wouldn't use those words.
00:37:25Then what words would you use?
00:37:30Let's see.
00:37:32Tired.
00:37:34Confused.
00:37:36And, um...
00:37:39I only feel pity for myself.
00:37:44You know I only have you.
00:37:49I mean...
00:37:50There's only you.
00:37:53For me.
00:37:58I don't have anybody else.
00:38:07I'm pathetic.
00:38:11You named the qualities which, as you believe, belong to you now.
00:38:15What about before?
00:38:18Oh, I was fearless.
00:38:21Full of life.
00:38:24And love.
00:38:26Do you love your husband?
00:38:29Of course I love my husband.
00:38:32But I can't give my love to him alone.
00:38:38Who else?
00:38:43If I were free, as before, I wouldn't suppress my desires.
00:38:54Desires I wouldn't...
00:39:01Ignore my impulses.
00:39:09That's not right.
00:39:10I don't care.
00:39:14There's a connection between us.
00:39:18I can feel it.
00:39:22Why did you decide to take my case?
00:39:27Why did you come here?
00:39:41I can feel it.
00:39:51I can feel it.
00:39:56Claire?
00:39:58Claire, do you hear me?
00:40:01Hm?
00:40:03To show you how free I am.
00:40:07You wanted to show me something?
00:40:10¿Qué?
00:40:12¿Qué?
00:40:13You left our conversation and you mumbled about wanting to show me something.
00:40:17Never mind.
00:40:22¿Por qué te tomaste mi caso?
00:40:24I tomaste tu caso porque quería estar cerca de ti.
00:40:27I agreed a venir aquí porque quería ser alone.
00:40:30Porque quería que te ayudara.
00:40:34No, no.
00:40:35Porque sabía que podía ayudarte.
00:40:41¿Por qué decidiste venir aquí?
00:40:44Porque no, no.
00:40:49¿Quién te debería dar tu amor a?
00:40:52¿Quieres un café?
00:40:53Claire, no estamos aquí.
00:40:56I want to stop now.
00:40:58¿Quién te debería dar tu amor a?
00:41:02I'm tired, ¿ok?
00:41:05¿Quién te debería dar tu amor a?
00:41:06Claire, esto tiene que ser dicho.
00:41:10I want you to leave my house.
00:41:12We're finished for today.
00:41:35You know you can trust me, right?
00:41:37What are you doing here?
00:41:39Are you all right?
00:41:41Come, sit.
00:41:42You shouldn't be here.
00:41:44Get out of here.
00:41:46Calm down.
00:41:48Get out.
00:41:49Or I'll call the police.
00:41:59Oh, hey.
00:42:01How was today?
00:42:02We need to talk.
00:42:04Uh, okay.
00:42:05Yeah, let's just come inside.
00:42:06No, listen.
00:42:07Your wife is losing the boundaries of reality.
00:42:28No, you're not listening to me.
00:42:30Do you think I'm joking?
00:42:31No, I don't think you're joking, okay?
00:42:33I just, I don't think that this is critical.
00:42:37You know, things just started getting better.
00:42:41This is a problem, and it's not going to get solved by ignoring it.
00:42:45If you don't see it, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
00:42:48You've completely stepped aside.
00:42:50It's not right.
00:42:52Why did you stop keeping the diary?
00:42:54Well, that's why she has the meetings with you.
00:42:56No, look.
00:42:57I can't keep coming here anymore.
00:42:58Why?
00:42:59It only fuels her disease.
00:43:01She feels too comfortable at home.
00:43:03You need to come to my office, and you must bring her in person.
00:43:07In this setting, she assumes that I'm her friend.
00:43:10Okay.
00:43:11So what's wrong with that?
00:43:12She's creating a trusting relationship with her therapist, right?
00:43:15I'm not her friend.
00:43:17She's my patient.
00:43:38He's so cute.
00:43:41He's literally the most beautiful baby in the world.
00:43:46Mom, how can he ignore him?
00:43:49I don't understand.
00:43:51Mom, you're right.
00:43:57Parental instinct does happen much later in men.
00:44:01He just needs to spend more time with the kid.
00:44:04Babe, home.
00:44:05Okay, I love you.
00:44:06I gotta go.
00:44:07Bye.
00:44:10Hey.
00:44:11Hey.
00:44:12What were you doing in there?
00:44:15Oh.
00:44:16Mm-hmm.
00:44:26Someone said I'm in a mood.
00:44:29You hungry?
00:44:32I ate already.
00:44:34Oh.
00:44:36I didn't know there was gonna be food.
00:44:39Well, no, there's always gonna be food.
00:44:42Oh.
00:44:43Okay.
00:44:44You go change.
00:44:45Okay.
00:44:46And I'm gonna bring us some wine and cheese.
00:44:48Wine and cheese?
00:44:50Mm-hmm.
00:44:50Okay.
00:44:52Wow.
00:44:54Yeah.
00:44:55Mm-hmm.
00:44:59Wine and cheese.
00:45:05Hey, you wanna watch something?
00:45:07Sure.
00:45:08Yeah, just something light.
00:45:11You know, I've been thinking for a while that I don't need therapy anymore.
00:45:18Really?
00:45:20Yeah, I feel much better.
00:45:23What does Monica have to say about it?
00:45:26Who cares?
00:45:29I feel great.
00:45:32Besides, she's not gonna let me go.
00:45:34It's probably just a money thing.
00:45:38Red?
00:45:38Of course.
00:45:40Since when?
00:45:43Um, it was on sale.
00:45:48That's my girl.
00:45:49Oh, careful, careful.
00:46:01So, I got a call from the funeral home.
00:46:07They said they didn't receive last month's check.
00:46:09Did you?
00:46:10Did you send it?
00:46:10Oh, my God.
00:46:11I'm so clumsy.
00:46:12I...
00:46:13Oh, Jesus.
00:46:14Oh.
00:46:15Um, I probably just forgot.
00:46:17Can you just do it for me?
00:46:20Claire, this is really your responsibility.
00:46:22Please.
00:46:23Just do it for me.
00:46:24Okay?
00:46:26You know I'm not good with numbers.
00:46:29You're in financing.
00:46:31What do you mean?
00:46:35Claire.
00:46:37Claire.
00:46:44Ow.
00:46:46Ow.
00:46:47Fuck.
00:46:49Fuck.
00:47:01What did she say?
00:47:02Your mom was there.
00:47:03She couldn't stay to the end because she felt so bad.
00:47:05You're lying.
00:47:06Claire, and soon she...
00:47:08No.
00:47:10Claire, your boss was there.
00:47:12Okay?
00:47:13He showed up and he gave you time off so you'd get a hold of yourself.
00:47:17Fuck.
00:47:18Fuck.
00:47:23Fuck.
00:47:27Fuck.
00:47:27Fuck.
00:47:30Fuck.
00:47:32Fuck.
00:47:33Fuck.
00:47:34Fuck.
00:47:35Fuck.
00:47:35Fuck.
00:47:35Fuck.
00:47:52Leave already.
00:47:54I'm all right.
00:48:14Oh, God.
00:48:16Oh, God.
00:48:18Oh, God.
00:48:19Oh, God.
00:48:20Oh, God.
00:48:20Oh, God.
00:48:21Forgive me.
00:48:25I didn't want that.
00:48:29I didn't want that.
00:48:33Oh my god, this is everything to me.
00:48:44I didn't do it on purpose.
00:48:47Oh my god.
00:48:53He's wrong.
00:48:55He's wrong.
00:48:57I didn't want it at first, but I thought maybe it was just too early.
00:49:04Oh god.
00:49:06Oh my god, forgive me.
00:49:18Oh.
00:49:22Our father.
00:49:23Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as
00:49:30it is in heaven.
00:49:36Oh my god.
00:49:39Give us this.
00:49:48Give us this day our daily bread.
00:49:51And forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.
00:50:02Let's do something nicer.
00:50:31Hey.
00:50:33Hey, hey, you, come on, what are you doing?
00:50:36You need to stop running around the house and sit.
00:50:38I spend all day in this chair.
00:50:40Yeah, you look great in it.
00:50:42You can have it.
00:50:43All right.
00:50:44All right.
00:50:46Hi.
00:50:46Look at you.
00:50:47You're glowing.
00:50:49How's my baby, huh?
00:50:50How's my little guy?
00:50:52You okay in there?
00:50:55He's going to be able to reply soon?
00:50:57Yeah.
00:50:58It's going to be a little while before you can understand what we're saying.
00:51:03Oh, mama.
00:51:05Eh?
00:51:08Pretty soon.
00:51:14So close.
00:51:14You can't be scared.
00:51:16I can be scared.
00:51:18I read an article yesterday.
00:51:20Actually, what do you think?
00:51:22Where do birth pains score on the list?
00:51:24What?
00:51:25The list.
00:51:26Yeah.
00:51:28They score number two.
00:51:30Guess what number one is.
00:51:32What?
00:51:33The pain you feel when your limbs are severed by a bomb.
00:51:37Mm-hmm.
00:51:38Oh, my God.
00:51:38And I have to go through this.
00:51:39Oh, my God.
00:51:40Yeah.
00:51:40Ah.
00:51:41Oh.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:43What?
00:51:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:45Just kicking.
00:51:46Just kicking.
00:51:46Just kicking?
00:51:46He's kicking?
00:51:47Oh, yeah.
00:51:48He's excited for daddy.
00:51:50Kick again, buddy.
00:51:52Kick for daddy.
00:51:53Come on.
00:51:55Stop screaming.
00:51:57Let me get on the floor.
00:51:59He kicks more when I'm laying down.
00:52:00All right.
00:52:01Let's get in here.
00:52:02Oh, my ladies.
00:52:04Here we go.
00:52:04Easy.
00:52:04Let me get the dress.
00:52:07Oh, my God.
00:52:08I am so ready.
00:52:09Mm-hmm.
00:52:10Ready, ready, ready.
00:52:11Oh.
00:52:12Oh, severed limbs or not.
00:52:13I got you.
00:52:14I'm ready.
00:52:14Okay.
00:52:16Okay.
00:52:16Easy, easy.
00:52:17Watch your head on the desk.
00:52:19Give me this.
00:52:20You're good?
00:52:20Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:52:21Take those feet.
00:52:22Good.
00:52:22Okay.
00:52:23Okay.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:25Stay.
00:52:25I'm going to get the wall, okay?
00:52:30Oh, here we are.
00:52:32There we go.
00:52:34All right.
00:52:34Okay.
00:52:35There we go.
00:52:36All right.
00:52:37Oh, that's it.
00:52:38That's the spot.
00:52:39So, what did you do?
00:52:40Oh, what did I do?
00:52:42What?
00:52:43What did you do?
00:52:44Oh, no.
00:52:45I didn't do...
00:52:46I was...
00:52:46Nothing.
00:52:48Please.
00:52:49No.
00:52:50That's my little secret.
00:52:51You're not going to know.
00:52:51I'll tell you if you want.
00:52:53Okay.
00:52:54I got you a t-shirt that says best dad ever.
00:52:58That you can wear when you go walking with the boy.
00:53:00That's very sweet of you, but a little bit too soon.
00:53:03Oh, yeah.
00:53:05Yeah, you're right.
00:53:06Especially since you said you wouldn't change any diapers.
00:53:09No.
00:53:10No, I just think that there's a person for that that we can pay.
00:53:13That's more qualified to deal with that.
00:53:15You're joking, right?
00:53:17Absolutely not.
00:53:19I will...
00:53:19But you said...
00:53:20We agreed.
00:53:21No.
00:53:21Mm-hmm.
00:53:22No.
00:53:22Signed, nothing.
00:53:24The dad has to take part.
00:53:27Okay.
00:53:28Okay.
00:53:29I will change one diaper per week.
00:53:34No.
00:53:35What if I have to go somewhere and you have to be alone with the kid?
00:53:38He's just going to sit in a stinky diaper.
00:53:40Okay.
00:53:40Well, first of all, where are you going?
00:53:42And second, why are you leaving us?
00:53:45Well, maybe I have to do my nails.
00:53:48Actually, yeah.
00:53:50I'm going to do my nails.
00:53:51Oh, the nails.
00:53:52Okay.
00:53:53Okay.
00:53:54Easy peasy.
00:53:55That takes an hour.
00:53:56Tops, I can let him sit.
00:53:57Hands and feet.
00:53:58Okay.
00:53:59Plus the traffic.
00:54:01And I'm going to need a coffee.
00:54:02Oh.
00:54:03That's like three to four hours at least.
00:54:05Okay, fine.
00:54:05I will change him while you're gone for that one time.
00:54:10No, no, no.
00:54:13Fine.
00:54:14I will change all the diapers.
00:54:16You don't get it, do you?
00:54:19You're going to fall in love with your son when you see him.
00:54:22I know.
00:54:23And his poops are going to smell like roses to you.
00:54:29You're exaggerating.
00:54:30No poop smells like roses.
00:54:33Look, I'm voluntarily agreeing to go through this pain, so you can change half of the diapers.
00:54:40Fun fact, that pain, orgasms.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44When you're going to birth, all of the endorphins, they act up, and those are orgasms.
00:54:51But the contractions are covering them up, so you don't realize it.
00:54:56You just feel pain.
00:54:58So, I mean, that's why the baby and the mom, like, have such a good connection after birth.
00:55:04Yeah.
00:55:05Yeah, I'm jealous.
00:55:06Because I'm just going to be in the hallway, pacing back and forth, waiting for this to all be over,
00:55:12banging my head against the wall.
00:55:14What?
00:55:15The hallway?
00:55:16Yeah, where else would I be?
00:55:17You're going to be in the room with me.
00:55:20What?
00:55:20Yeah.
00:55:21I need you to hold my hand.
00:55:23Hold my leg.
00:55:25Seriously?
00:55:26Help me push?
00:55:27Oh, God.
00:55:37Oh, shit.
00:55:56Oh, don't, that's not funny.
00:55:59I don't want to, no.
00:56:00Oh, don't do that.
00:56:02Come on, I want to have sex with my husband after that.
00:56:06I want you to have sex with your husband after that.
00:56:08All right, help me up.
00:56:09Are we having sex right now?
00:56:13I can't stay in one position for too long.
00:56:16Come on.
00:56:16Okay.
00:56:17Yeah, let's do this.
00:56:19Here.
00:56:20Oh.
00:56:21Mm.
00:56:21All right.
00:56:22Oh, God.
00:56:23Okay.
00:56:23Got you, I got you.
00:56:24All right.
00:56:24Okay.
00:56:25Okay.
00:56:25Here we go, Ann.
00:56:26Yep.
00:56:27All right.
00:56:29You know, you're going to fight me for the right to change the diaper.
00:56:32Oh, yeah?
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:33Oh, that's a fight I am willing to lose.
00:56:36Here we go.
00:56:37Do I look like a goddess?
00:56:39You, are you kidding me?
00:56:40Yes, of course.
00:56:42I feel like a goddess.
00:56:43I mean, you're a goddess.
00:56:44Goddess of gods.
00:56:45That's why I like this dress.
00:56:47This dress is amazing.
00:56:48All right.
00:56:49Ready?
00:56:49Twirl.
00:56:51Bloop.
00:56:52Hold.
00:56:53I got you, I got you.
00:56:54And dip.
00:56:55Oh, God, I got you, I got you.
00:56:57Oh, you're so light.
00:56:58Okay.
00:56:59Yeah.
00:57:00You're the lightest pregnancy baby ever.
00:57:04Here we go.
00:57:06Oh.
00:57:06Huh?
00:57:07Oh, baby.
00:57:08And feet.
00:57:10Okay.
00:57:10The feet, the feet, the beautiful feet.
00:57:12Here we go.
00:57:14Oh, baby.
00:57:16What?
00:57:17I want to eat now.
00:57:18Oh, of course.
00:57:20What would you like to eat?
00:57:23I want ice cream.
00:57:25That is a good choice.
00:57:26I second that.
00:57:28Ice cream coming up.
00:57:33Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:57:35Yes, madame?
00:57:37And a sausage.
00:57:39Sausage.
00:57:41Do we have any ice cream that tastes like sausage?
00:57:45No.
00:57:48But I will scoop out some ice cream, and instead of chocolate chips, I'll put a sausage.
00:57:53Deal?
00:57:56No.
00:57:57Keep it separate.
00:57:58I hear, and I obey.
00:58:01Coming up.
00:58:02All right.
00:58:04All right.
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00:58:14All right.
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00:58:22All right.
00:58:23All right.
00:58:23All right.
00:58:24All right.
00:58:25All right.
00:58:26All right.
00:58:56Gracias por ver el video.
00:59:28Gracias por ver el video.
00:59:58Gracias por ver el video.
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01:09:13No, no, no, no
01:09:18So you'll take us?
01:09:19Yes
01:09:19Thank you
01:09:20What does Monica have to say about it?
01:09:22Hey
01:09:23Do you want to call Monica?
01:09:24My girls
01:09:26That was my baby too!
01:09:54Of course
01:10:16No, I killed our baby
01:10:23Because I didn't want to stink
01:10:25When giving birth
01:10:30This is unforgivable
01:10:35Is it right to forgive me?
01:10:41Do you hear me?
01:10:46I'll never forgive myself ever
01:10:58Monica would never make these cuts of mistakes
01:11:08Bitch!
01:11:14This is how you wanted to help me
01:11:17This is how you wanted to solve my problems with Eric
01:11:22Simply by stealing my husband
01:11:35And here I'm thinking
01:11:36Why is he pushing me to go back to work so hard?
01:11:42What did I do to you?
01:11:46We were fine
01:11:47Before you came into this house
01:11:54Where are you going?
01:11:57I'm going to go back to work
01:12:03Where are you going?
01:12:14I'm going to go back to work
01:12:16I'm going to go back to work
01:12:24I'm better
01:12:25Oh my goodness
01:12:27No, no, no.
01:13:05It's time to wake up, baby.
01:13:10I have an idea.
01:13:12Let's spend the entire day together.
01:13:20Eric's phone.
01:13:23He's gonna need a sick day.
01:13:26Yeah, he's not feeling well.
01:13:29Actually, he's gonna need several days.
01:13:33Yeah, I don't want him to spread his infection around the office.
01:13:37I'll let you know how he is.
01:13:38Okay, bye.
01:13:43This is gonna be the vacation that we needed.
01:13:47Hello, this is Mary Clark.
01:13:48We'll even get to go to the park.
01:13:51The whole family.
01:13:52Let me just talk to Mom, okay?
01:13:57Mom, we're picking you up in 30 minutes.
01:13:59We're going to the park.
01:14:01It's gonna be awesome.
01:14:03Okay, be ready.
01:14:04I love you.
01:14:06Bye.
01:14:07Bye.
01:14:07Bye.
01:14:10Bye.
01:14:54Gracias por ver el video.
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01:16:25Gracias.