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00:05:27Guile is still sleeping.
00:05:29We don't want to remove it.
00:05:30You know what he means when he wakes up on time.
00:05:35Oh, my little treasure.
00:06:15No, no, no.
00:06:28No no.
00:07:21Babe, I want you to meet someone.
00:07:30See?
00:07:31Nothing.
00:07:32She just sits there.
00:07:32Not a word.
00:07:41Good afternoon, Claire.
00:07:42My name is Monica.
00:07:45She's here to help, Claire.
00:07:47Tell me, is it more convenient for you to come to my office?
00:07:55Well, would you rather have sessions here?
00:08:02Okay.
00:08:03Then I'm going to come here.
00:08:05Would you like that?
00:08:10It's not necessary for us to discuss anything you don't want to talk about, you know?
00:08:15I'll just come here and spend time with you.
00:08:18Okay?
00:08:21Great.
00:08:22So, how about we start today?
00:08:26So you can take us?
00:08:28Yes.
00:08:28Oh, thank you.
00:08:29It's fine.
00:08:40Claire, do you want Eric to stay with us?
00:08:51Eric, you have to leave.
00:08:53It's family therapy.
00:08:55The whole family's here.
00:08:56You heard her wishes.
00:08:58No, I didn't.
00:09:00I haven't heard a thing.
00:09:01That's not going to work.
00:09:03We won't get any positive results.
00:09:07Claire, why don't you talk to me?
00:09:08Please, why don't you talk to me?
00:09:10Eric, you should.
00:09:10Tell me.
00:09:10No, I shouldn't.
00:09:11Eric, this is Claire's time.
00:09:13If you want a session, you should schedule an appointment.
00:09:16Fine.
00:09:27Remove from heat.
00:09:31Is he abusing you?
00:09:38So you asked for me?
00:09:41No.
00:09:43I see.
00:09:48What's there?
00:09:50It's your case.
00:09:54It's already so big.
00:09:57No, this one's your doctor.
00:10:00May I?
00:10:08Do you want to talk?
00:10:14Gone.
00:10:16About this?
00:10:18No.
00:10:24About your mom?
00:10:26No.
00:10:30What about your husband?
00:10:34He just can't stand the silent treatment.
00:10:38I don't want to go.
00:11:04do you click on my phone?
00:11:05And let our children know that I can see you tonight?
00:11:05I can't eat it.
00:11:05We'll see you then too.
00:11:05Do you have...
00:11:05In it, I need to click on my phone?
00:11:34Thank you!
00:12:04Thank you!
00:12:34Thank you!
00:13:04Thank you!
00:13:17Thank you!
00:13:18Thank you!
00:13:18Hello, this is Mary Clarks.
00:13:19Please leave me a message after the tone
00:13:21and I'll call you back as soon as possible.
00:13:23Oh, and if this is Claire, don't worry.
00:13:26I'm fine.
00:13:27I'm probably just asleep.
00:13:29Mom, I know what you're going to say,
00:13:31that I'm overreacting or something,
00:13:32But anyway,
00:13:34I have a question.
00:13:35Do you know how I can tell if a hair is mine or not?
00:13:40This is so stupid.
00:13:42I don't even know how to ask this question properly.
00:13:46In conclusion, I will only say
00:13:49that I found someone else's hair in Eric's bag
00:13:52and that he is cheating on me.
00:13:56Mom, I know what you're going to say, and please don't, okay?
00:13:58I already caught him lying to me several times.
00:14:02What lies, you ask?
00:14:03Well, I will tell you.
00:14:05First of all, he spends three nights a week at the gym.
00:14:09And second of all, he keeps having these dinners with clients
00:14:14which I'm not even invited to.
00:14:17No, of course he spends every night in our bed.
00:14:21But still, something is happening.
00:14:24And I know it. I mean, I can feel it.
00:14:27They say that a woman knows when her man is betraying her.
00:14:33Did you feel this way with Dad?
00:14:36Well, why didn't you ever tell me?
00:14:39Well, if you told me, maybe I would...
00:14:43Yes, I don't know what I would have done.
00:14:49But who knows?
00:14:51Maybe it would help.
00:14:55Mom, why didn't you...
00:14:57Mom, why didn't you...
00:15:17Oh, my God.
00:15:25Hello, this is Mary Clarks.
00:15:26Please leave me a message after the tone, and I'll call you back as soon as possible.
00:15:30Oh, and if this is Claire, don't worry.
00:15:33I'm fine.
00:15:34I'm probably just asleep.
00:15:37You're right.
00:15:38I just screwed myself up again.
00:15:42YO...
00:15:42The hair just seemed darker.
00:15:46Call me when you wake up.
00:15:49Please.
00:15:52YO...
00:15:54YO...
00:15:55I had another bad dream.
00:15:57I ran and I ran and...
00:16:01My boy cried.
00:16:03And he cried.
00:16:08And then the cries got louder.
00:16:11And I couldn't find him.
00:16:16I lost him.
00:16:17YO...
00:16:18I don't know where I put him.
00:16:24And now I'm getting closer.
00:16:29But he's nowhere to be found.
00:16:30YO...
00:16:57I don't know.
00:17:29Thank you!
00:17:56Thank you!
00:18:29Thank you!
00:18:59Thank you!
00:19:12Thank you!
00:19:13Are you celebrating something?
00:19:15What do they forget about you?
00:19:16How could I forget you?
00:19:19Oh!
00:19:20Oh!
00:19:22Oh my God!
00:19:23I look amazing!
00:19:25Wow!
00:19:26Let's watch it!
00:19:26Hold on, hold on.
00:19:31What is going on?
00:19:34Why don't we just skip the main course and we'll go right for dessert?
00:19:36No, we should enjoy it fully.
00:19:38Oh, okay.
00:19:40And how long have you been enjoying it fully without me?
00:19:43Sit.
00:19:44Okay.
00:19:44My God.
00:19:47I actually just got done with dinner, but how much can you eat when you're talking the whole time, right?
00:19:55Do not spoil the atmosphere.
00:20:04How was your day?
00:20:08Good.
00:20:09How was your day?
00:20:15Fantastic.
00:20:21So let's have a drink.
00:20:23Let's drink.
00:20:38What happened?
00:20:43Any ideas?
00:20:48What day is today?
00:20:51Thursday.
00:20:53No, I mean, what day is today?
00:20:56It's March 26th.
00:21:06Is something wrong?
00:21:12Look at me.
00:21:14Look at me.
00:21:19What exactly are you celebrating?
00:21:21Why just me?
00:21:24Wait.
00:21:24No, I am not celebrating this with you.
00:21:30No, no, no, no, no.
00:21:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:21:33Don't go, don't go, don't go.
00:21:34Please, please, please.
00:21:35I'm sorry.
00:21:35I'm sorry.
00:21:36I didn't mean it.
00:21:38I'll be better.
00:21:39I'll be better.
00:21:40I'll be better.
00:21:44Do you want to call Monica?
00:21:46Okay, we'll call Monica.
00:21:47Come on.
00:21:48I'll be better.
00:22:04I'll be better.
00:22:16Come on.
00:22:17Come on.
00:22:34That?
00:22:37What's happening?
00:22:39It's too early.
00:22:42I'm preparing your hair.
00:22:55That?
00:23:45Thanks for watching the video.
00:24:15Thanks for watching the video.
00:24:17Thanks for watching the video.
00:24:30Thanks for watching the video.
00:24:42Thanks for watching the video.
00:24:57Thanks for watching the video.
00:25:00Thanks for watching the video.
00:25:42That?
00:25:43How was your day?
00:25:45Fine.
00:25:48Well, you said it was difficult.
00:25:49Yeah.
00:25:50Like every day.
00:25:59I want you.
00:26:02I want you.
00:26:21Let's go.
00:26:23Let's go.
00:26:27Let's go.
00:26:29I want you in the morning.
00:26:29I'm so relaxed right now.
00:26:33Well, I love you.
00:26:34Well, I love you and I don't care if you're sweaty.
00:26:36That's me.
00:26:40Come on, babe.
00:26:41Tomorrow.
00:26:46Well, you're always in a hurry to leave me in the mornings.
00:26:50Hmm.
00:26:54You're always in a hurry to leave me.
00:26:57That's not fair.
00:26:59Okay?
00:27:00I'm working for two here.
00:27:04What do you want from me?
00:27:05Do you want me to go back to work?
00:27:09That would be nice, you know?
00:27:12Your place is still your place.
00:27:15Did you contact them?
00:27:24Your boss called me.
00:27:26He just wanted to check up and see how things were.
00:27:29I wanted to see how you were feeling, okay?
00:27:31And?
00:27:37And I told them, kid, you...
00:27:40We're feeling, uh...
00:27:43Better.
00:27:48Better?
00:27:51So you think that I feel better?
00:27:53I don't know.
00:27:54I'm just ready.
00:27:56Just ready to go back to work.
00:27:57I don't know.
00:27:58I just thought it would be nice for you to get out of the house, you know?
00:28:01And get your mind off of...
00:28:03So I should just forget about everything?
00:28:05As if nothing happened, right?
00:28:07I don't know.
00:28:08Do as you see fit, okay?
00:28:11No.
00:28:12No, you tell me.
00:28:14You tell me what I need to do.
00:28:16You know better.
00:28:17I want to go to sleep.
00:28:20Okay?
00:28:21And you're not understanding what I'm saying.
00:28:23So please, just lie down.
00:28:37How can you be okay?
00:28:43How can you be okay?
00:28:52How can you be okay?
00:28:55I'm so sensitive that we can't even share a word about it.
00:28:58About what, Claire?
00:29:00Huh?
00:29:01Because there's an unbearable amount of hits going on right now.
00:29:05God, we need to live a normal life.
00:29:08And not in a fucking cemetery.
00:29:10We need to live a normal life, Claire.
00:29:14I love you.
00:29:16And the only reason I haven't grabbed my shit and left is because of that.
00:29:21But...
00:29:21But what?
00:29:22Huh?
00:29:22Say it.
00:29:23But what?
00:29:24But what?
00:29:24You went an entire month.
00:29:26An entire month without talking to me.
00:29:28And not a fucking single word, Claire.
00:29:30You didn't say anything.
00:29:32And I thought...
00:29:33I thought that was horrible.
00:29:34I thought that was so bad.
00:29:36But now, look at this.
00:29:37Look at this.
00:29:37You're constantly talking.
00:29:40Even in your sleep.
00:29:41And at work, you're calling me.
00:29:43And you're calling me every 15 minutes, Claire.
00:29:46And if I don't answer right away, you're texting me.
00:29:49And if I don't answer that, you call again.
00:29:53And I don't know, I don't know how long you can do this to me.
00:29:56I don't know how long you can do this to me because I need some fucking peace.
00:30:00Okay?
00:30:01I need some peace in my own home, Claire.
00:30:04Fuck!
00:30:07I am not a clown.
00:30:09Do I look like a fucking clown?
00:30:11I am not a clown!
00:30:12I am not some fucking monkey that's gonna jump when you say jump!
00:30:17I don't do that!
00:30:19It's either talk or fuck with you.
00:30:22Huh?
00:30:23You either want to talk or you want to fuck and it's not even good!
00:30:27Look at me!
00:30:29I'm fucking tired!
00:30:32And I'm going to sleep on the fucking couch!
00:30:34Watch!
00:30:35Alright!
00:30:46Oh!
00:30:50Oh!
00:30:52Oh!
00:30:54Oh, my God!
00:30:55Oh.
00:30:57No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:26I'm probably just asleep.
00:31:28I told you, this is it.
00:31:31Yes.
00:31:33No, please, please, Mom.
00:31:36Tell me, how can I save my marriage?
00:31:41Well, what can you tell me?
00:31:44You couldn't make it work with Dad.
00:31:49You don't want me to be happy.
00:31:56I'm sorry.
00:31:57I'm sorry.
00:32:00Yeah.
00:32:02No, you're right, you're right, you're right.
00:32:06A woman should always be a woman.
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:13You would ever want this.
00:32:41Hush, my love.
00:32:45It's your mommy.
00:32:47Mommy remembers you.
00:32:48Mommy loves you.
00:32:54Mommy loves your daddy.
00:32:57And there is no way that we can lose him.
00:33:01Mommy.
00:33:02Mommy.
00:33:04Mommy.
00:33:06Mommy.
00:33:06Mommy.
00:33:07Mommy.
00:33:09Mommy.
00:33:15Mommy.
00:33:20Mommy.
00:33:36Mommy.
00:33:37closed
00:33:49I don't know why you don't just go with me
00:33:51and how exactly do you think i'm gonna do that
00:33:54Well, you would
00:33:55go upstairs
00:33:56and get ready
00:33:58quickly
00:33:59and we'd go
00:34:01preferably using our feet
00:34:04come on you're out every evening
00:34:07Well, you like this seaweed, don't you?
00:34:12Yeah.
00:34:17I don't know how to do it.
00:34:19Are you here all day by yourself?
00:34:22Come on, let's train together.
00:34:24I have a lot to do.
00:34:26You? What?
00:34:30Because?
00:34:31Why are you taking me a month?
00:34:34Because?
00:34:35We got married.
00:34:35I don't have to do that anymore.
00:34:38I'm full.
00:34:39Baby.
00:34:39Baby, baby.
00:34:40Exactly, baby.
00:34:42What's that?
00:34:45What's that?
00:34:50Nothing.
00:34:50I'm having some bad days.
00:34:52That's good.
00:34:57Okay?
00:34:59That?
00:35:03I love you.
00:35:07That?
00:35:09I love you.
00:35:12I love you.
00:35:14I love you.
00:35:19That?
00:35:20Who?
00:35:21Okay?
00:35:21Who?
00:35:23Who?
00:35:24Who?
00:35:24Who?
00:35:25Um, I read an article
00:35:27That we can bring
00:35:29Intimacy back into our relationship
00:35:31If you just carry me to bed every night
00:35:39Where did you hear that?
00:35:43Go
00:35:44Okay baby
00:35:45I'm gonna carry you
00:35:47You get ready
00:36:21What do you see?
00:36:27It's obvious
00:36:30The woman
00:36:32The woman
00:36:36Free woman
00:36:39Who is a free woman for you?
00:36:42Do you feel like a free woman
00:36:44Monica?
00:36:46I could say that
00:36:49But?
00:36:50There is no but
00:36:52Hmm
00:36:54Then I envy you
00:36:58Don't you feel free?
00:37:02I felt like that before
00:37:08Years later, here I am
00:37:13Scared
00:37:17Hopeless
00:37:20Useless
00:37:22I wouldn't use those words
00:37:26Then what words would you use?
00:37:30Let's see
00:37:32Tired
00:37:35Confused
00:37:36And um
00:37:38I only feel pity for myself
00:37:44You know I only have you
00:37:48I mean
00:37:50There's only you
00:37:54For me
00:37:58I don't have anybody else
00:38:06God, I'm pathetic.
00:38:11You name the qualities
00:38:12Which as you believe
00:38:13Belong to you now
00:38:14What about before?
00:38:18Oh, I was fearless.
00:38:21Full of life
00:38:24And love
00:38:26Do you love your husband?
00:38:29Of course I love my husband
00:38:32But I can't give my love to him alone
00:38:38Who else?
00:38:43If I were free
00:38:46As before
00:38:48I wouldn't suppress my
00:38:52Desires
00:38:55I wouldn't
00:39:00Ignore my impulses
00:39:08That's not right
00:39:10I don't care
00:39:14There's a connection between us
00:39:18I can feel it
00:39:22Why did you decide to take my case?
00:39:26Why did you come here?
00:39:29Why did you come here?
00:39:32Why did you come here?
00:39:51Why did you come here?
00:39:57Claire, do you hear me?
00:40:00Hey?
00:40:03to show you how free I am.
00:40:07You wanted to show me something?
00:40:11What?
00:40:12You left our conversation
00:40:14and you mumbled about wanting to show me something.
00:40:17Never mind.
00:40:22Why did you take my case?
00:40:24I took your case because I wanted to be close to you.
00:40:27I agreed to come here
00:40:28because I wanted us to be alone.
00:40:30Because I wanted to help you.
00:40:34Not that.
00:40:35Because I knew I could help you.
00:40:41Why did you agree to come here?
00:40:44Because you refused to come to my office.
00:40:46No no.
00:40:49Who else should you give your love to?
00:40:52Do you want a coffee?
00:40:53Claire, we're not done here.
00:40:56I want to stop now.
00:40:58Who else should you give your love to?
00:41:02I'm tired.
00:41:04Okay.
00:41:05Who else, Claire?
00:41:06This needs to be said.
00:41:10I want you to leave my house.
00:41:12We're finished for today.
00:41:35You know you can trust me, right?
00:41:37What are you doing here?
00:41:39Are you all right?
00:41:41Come, sit.
00:41:42You shouldn't be here.
00:41:44Get out of here.
00:41:46Calm down.
00:41:48Get out.
00:41:49Or I'll call the police.
00:41:59Oh, hey.
00:42:01How was today?
00:42:02We need to talk.
00:42:04Uh, okay.
00:42:05Yeah, let's just come inside.
00:42:06No, listen.
00:42:07Your wife is losing the boundaries of reality.
00:42:28No, you're not listening to me.
00:42:30Do you think I'm joking?
00:42:31No, I don't think you're joking.
00:42:33Okay, I just, I don't think that this is...
00:42:36critical.
00:42:37You know, things just started getting better.
00:42:41This is a problem, and it's not going to get solved by ignoring it.
00:42:45If you don't see it, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
00:42:48You've completely stepped aside.
00:42:50It's not right.
00:42:52Why did you stop keeping the diary?
00:42:54Well, that's why she has the meetings with you.
00:42:56No, look, I can't keep coming here anymore.
00:42:59Why?
00:42:59It only fuels her disease.
00:43:01She feels too comfortable at home.
00:43:03You need to come to my office, and you must bring her in person.
00:43:07In this setting, she assumes that I'm her friend.
00:43:10Okay, so what's wrong with that?
00:43:12She's creating a trusting relationship with her therapist, right?
00:43:15I'm not her friend.
00:43:17She's my patient.
00:43:38He's so cute.
00:43:41He's literally the most beautiful baby in the world.
00:43:46Mom, how can he ignore him?
00:43:50I don't understand.
00:43:56You're right.
00:43:57Parental instinct happens much later in men.
00:44:01He just needs to spend more time with the kid.
00:44:04Babe, home!
00:44:05Okay, I love you.
00:44:06I gotta go.
00:44:07Bye.
00:44:10Hey.
00:44:11Hey.
00:44:12What were you doing in there?
00:44:15Oh.
00:44:16Oh.
00:44:22Hmm.
00:44:24Hmm.
00:44:27Someone said I'm in a mood.
00:44:29Are you hungry?
00:44:32I've already eaten.
00:44:34Oh.
00:44:36I didn't know there was going to be food.
00:44:39Well, now there's always going to be food.
00:44:42Oh.
00:44:43Okay.
00:44:44You go change.
00:44:45Okay.
00:44:46And I'm going to bring us some wine and cheese.
00:44:48Wine and cheese?
00:44:50Mm-hmm.
00:44:50Okay.
00:44:52Wow.
00:44:54Yeah.
00:44:55Mm-hmm.
00:44:59Wine and cheese?
00:45:05Hey, do you want to watch something?
00:45:07Sure.
00:45:08Yeah.
00:45:08Yeah.
00:45:09Yeah.
00:45:09Just something light.
00:45:11You know, I've been thinking for a while that I don't need therapy anymore.
00:45:18Really?
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:20I feel much better.
00:45:23What does Monica have to say about it?
00:45:26Who cares?
00:45:29I feel great.
00:45:32Besides, she's not going to let me go.
00:45:34It's probably just a money thing.
00:45:38Grid?
00:45:39Of course.
00:45:40Since when?
00:45:43Um, it was on sale.
00:45:48That's my girl.
00:45:49Oh, careful, careful.
00:46:01So, I got a call from the funeral home.
00:46:06They said they didn't receive last month's check.
00:46:09Did you?
00:46:10Did you send it?
00:46:10Oh, my God.
00:46:11I'm so clumsy.
00:46:12I, oh, Jesus.
00:46:14Oh, I probably just forgot.
00:46:17Can you just do it for me?
00:46:20Claire, this is really your responsibility.
00:46:22Please.
00:46:23Just do it for me.
00:46:24Okay?
00:46:26You know I'm not good with numbers.
00:46:30You're in financing.
00:46:31What do you mean?
00:46:35Claire.
00:46:37Claire.
00:46:44Ow.
00:46:46Ow.
00:46:47Fuck.
00:47:01What did she say?
00:47:02Your mom was there.
00:47:03She, she, she couldn't stay to the end because she felt so bad.
00:47:06You're lying.
00:47:06Claire, and, and, and, and soon she...
00:47:08No.
00:47:10Claire, your boss was there.
00:47:12Okay?
00:47:13He showed up and he gave you time off so you'd get a hold of yourself.
00:47:17Fuck.
00:47:22Fuck.
00:47:27Fuck.
00:47:27Fuck.
00:47:27Fuck.
00:47:29Fuck.
00:47:29Fuck.
00:47:29Fuck.
00:47:33Fuck.
00:47:34Fuck.
00:47:41Fuck.
00:47:52Leave already, I'm alright.
00:48:14Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Forgive me!
00:48:25I didn't want that. I didn't want that.
00:48:33Oh, my God, it's just everything to me.
00:48:44I didn't do it on purpose. Oh my God.
00:48:53He's wrong! He's wrong!
00:48:57I didn't want it at first, but I thought maybe it was just too early.
00:49:03Oh God! Oh my God, forgive me!
00:49:21Oh, our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come.
00:49:28They will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
00:49:35Oh, my God!
00:49:39Give us this.
00:49:48Give us this day our daily bread.
00:49:51And forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.
00:50:01Let's do something nicer.
00:50:11Oh, my God!
00:50:33Hey, hey, you, come on, what are you doing?
00:50:36You need to stop running around the house and sit.
00:50:38Can I spend all day in this chair?
00:50:40Yeah, you look great in it.
00:50:42You can have it.
00:50:43All right.
00:50:45Hi.
00:50:46Hi.
00:50:46Look at you.
00:50:47You're glowing.
00:50:49How's my baby, huh?
00:50:50How's my little guy?
00:50:52Are you okay in there?
00:50:55He's going to be able to reply soon.
00:50:57Yeah.
00:50:57It's going to be a little while before you can understand what we're saying.
00:51:03Oh, mama.
00:51:06Hmm?
00:51:08Pretty soon.
00:51:14So close.
00:51:14You can't be scared.
00:51:16I can be scared.
00:51:18I read an article yesterday.
00:51:21Actually, what do you think?
00:51:22Where do birth pains score on the list?
00:51:24What?
00:51:25The list.
00:51:26Yeah.
00:51:28They score number two.
00:51:30Guess what number one is?
00:51:32What?
00:51:33The pain you feel when your limbs are severed by a bomb.
00:51:37Mm-hmm.
00:51:38Oh, my God.
00:51:38And I have to go through this.
00:51:39Oh, my God.
00:51:40Yeah.
00:51:40Ah.
00:51:41Oh.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:43Oh.
00:51:43What?
00:51:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:45Just kicking.
00:51:46Just kicking.
00:51:46Just kicking?
00:51:46Just kicking?
00:51:47Oh, yeah.
00:51:48Oh, he's excited for daddy.
00:51:50Kick again, buddy.
00:51:52Kick for daddy.
00:51:53Come on.
00:51:55Oh, my God.
00:51:55Stop screaming.
00:51:57Let me get on the floor.
00:51:59He kicks more when I'm laying down.
00:52:00All right.
00:52:01Let's get in there.
00:52:01Oh, my babies.
00:52:03Here we go.
00:52:04Easy.
00:52:04Let me get the dress.
00:52:07Oh, my God.
00:52:08I am so ready.
00:52:10Ready, ready, ready.
00:52:11Oh.
00:52:12Oh, severed limbs or not.
00:52:13I got you.
00:52:14I'm ready.
00:52:14Okay.
00:52:16Okay, easy, easy.
00:52:17Watch your head on the desk.
00:52:19Give me this.
00:52:20Are you okay?
00:52:20Okay, yeah.
00:52:21Take those feet.
00:52:22Good, okay.
00:52:23Okay.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:25Stay on the floor, okay?
00:52:30Oh, here we are.
00:52:32There we go.
00:52:34All right.
00:52:34Okay.
00:52:35There we go.
00:52:36Oh, good.
00:52:37Oh, that's it.
00:52:38That's the spot.
00:52:39So, what did you do?
00:52:40Oh, what did I do?
00:52:42What?
00:52:43What did you do?
00:52:44Oh, no.
00:52:45I didn't do it.
00:52:46I was nothing.
00:52:48Please.
00:52:49No.
00:52:50That's my little secret.
00:52:51You're not going to know.
00:52:52I'll tell you if you want.
00:52:53Okay.
00:52:54I got you a t-shirt that says best dad ever.
00:52:58That you can wear when you go walking with the boy.
00:53:00That's very sweet of you, but a little bit too soon.
00:53:03Oh, yeah.
00:53:05Yeah, you're right.
00:53:06Especially since you said you wouldn't change any diapers.
00:53:09No.
00:53:10No, I just think that there's a person for that that we can pay.
00:53:13That's more qualified to deal with that.
00:53:15You're joking, right?
00:53:17Absolutely not.
00:53:18I will...
00:53:19But you said...
00:53:20We agreed.
00:53:21No.
00:53:21No.
00:53:22Signed nothing.
00:53:24The dad has to take part.
00:53:27Okay.
00:53:28Okay.
00:53:29I will change one diaper per week.
00:53:34No.
00:53:35What if I have to go somewhere and you have to be alone with the kid?
00:53:38He's just going to sit in a stinky diaper.
00:53:40Okay.
00:53:40Well, first of all, where are you going?
00:53:42And second, why are you leaving us?
00:53:46Well, maybe I have to do my nails.
00:53:48Actually, yeah.
00:53:50I'm going to do my nails.
00:53:51Oh, the nails.
00:53:52Okay.
00:53:53Okay.
00:53:54Easy peasy.
00:53:55That takes an hour.
00:53:56Tops, I can let him sit.
00:53:57Hands and feet.
00:53:58Okay.
00:53:59Plus the traffic.
00:54:01And I'm going to need a coffee.
00:54:02Oh.
00:54:03That's like three to four hours at least.
00:54:05Okay, fine.
00:54:05I will change him while you're gone for that one time.
00:54:10No, no, no.
00:54:13Fine.
00:54:14I will change all the diapers.
00:54:16You don't get it, do you?
00:54:19You're going to fall in love with your son when you see him.
00:54:22I know.
00:54:23And his poops are going to smell like roses to you.
00:54:29You're exaggerating.
00:54:30No poop smells like roses.
00:54:33Look, I'm voluntarily agreeing to go through this pain so you can change half of the diapers.
00:54:40Fun fact: that pain, orgasms.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44When you're going to birth, all of the endorphins, they act up.
00:54:49And those are orgasms.
00:54:51But the contractions are covering them up.
00:54:55So you don't realize it.
00:54:56You just feel pain.
00:54:58So, I mean, that's why the baby and the mom, like, have such a good connection after birth.
00:55:04Yeah, I'm jealous.
00:55:06Because I'm just going to be in the hallway, pacing back and forth, waiting for this to all be over,
00:55:12banging my head against the wall.
00:55:13What?
00:55:15The hallway?
00:55:16Yeah, where else would I be?
00:55:18You're going to be in the room with me.
00:55:20What?
00:55:20Yeah.
00:55:21I need you to hold my hand.
00:55:23Hold my leg.
00:55:25Seriously?
00:55:26Help me push.
00:55:27Oh, God.
00:55:31Oh, God.
00:55:36Oh, shit.
00:55:56Oh, don't, that's not funny.
00:55:58I don't want to, no.
00:56:00Oh, don't do that.
00:56:02Oh.
00:56:03Come on, I want to have sex with my husband after that.
00:56:06I want you to have sex with your husband after that.
00:56:08All right, help me up.
00:56:09Are we having sex right now?
00:56:13I can't stay in one position for too long.
00:56:16Come on.
00:56:16Okay.
00:56:17Yeah, let's do this.
00:56:18Here.
00:56:20Oh.
00:56:21Mm.
00:56:21All right.
00:56:22Oh, God.
00:56:22Okay.
00:56:23Got it.
00:56:23Got you.
00:56:23I got you.
00:56:24All right.
00:56:24Okay.
00:56:25Okay.
00:56:25Here we go, Ann.
00:56:26Yep.
00:56:27All right.
00:56:29You know, you're going to fight me for the right to change the diaper.
00:56:32Oh, yeah?
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:33Oh, that's a fight I am willing to lose.
00:56:36Here we go.
00:56:37Do I look like a goddess?
00:56:39Are you kidding me?
00:56:41Yes, of course.
00:56:42I feel like a goddess.
00:56:43I feel like a goddess.
00:56:44A goddess of gods.
00:56:45That's why I like this dress.
00:56:47This dress is amazing.
00:56:48All right, ready?
00:56:49Twirl.
00:56:51Bloop.
00:56:52Hold.
00:56:53I got you, I got you.
00:56:54And dip.
00:56:55Oh God, I got you, I got you.
00:56:57Oh, you're so light.
00:56:58Okay.
00:56:59Yeah.
00:57:00You're the lightest pregnancy baby ever.
00:57:04Here we go.
00:57:06Oh.
00:57:06Huh?
00:57:08Oh, baby.
00:57:08And feet.
00:57:10Okay.
00:57:10The feet, the feet, the beautiful feet.
00:57:12Okay.
00:57:13Here we go.
00:57:14Oh, baby.
00:57:16What?
00:57:17I want to eat now.
00:57:18Oh, of course.
00:57:20What?
00:57:21You do like to eat.
00:57:22Mmm, I want ice cream.
00:57:25That is a good choice.
00:57:26I second that.
00:57:28Ice cream coming up.
00:57:30Mm-hmm.
00:57:33Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:57:35Yes, madam?
00:57:37And a sausage.
00:57:39Sausage.
00:57:41Do we have any ice cream that tastes like sausage?
00:57:45No.
00:57:48But I will scoop out some ice cream, and instead of chocolate chips, I'll put a sausage.
00:57:53Deal?
00:57:56No.
00:57:57Keep it separate.
00:57:58I hear, and I obey.
00:58:01Coming up.
00:58:02All right.
00:58:04All right.
00:58:13All right.
00:58:14All right.
00:58:20All right.
00:58:22All right.
00:58:22All right.
00:58:22All right.
00:58:22All right.
00:58:22All right.
00:58:22All right.
00:58:23All right.
00:58:23All right.
00:58:24All right.
00:58:25All right.
00:58:26All right.
00:58:58Thanks for watching the video.
00:59:29Thanks for watching the video.
00:59:59Thanks for watching the video.
01:00:09Thank you.
01:00:48Thank you.
01:05:21I can't...
01:05:22I can't...
01:05:24I can't...
01:05:27I paid you to do this, so you fucking do it.
01:05:30You need to remind her every day, okay?
01:05:32Every day.
01:05:38I'm okay.
01:05:38I'm okay.
01:05:39I'm okay.
01:05:40I'm okay.
01:06:05I'm okay.
01:06:07I'm okay.
01:06:10I'm okay.
01:06:11I'm okay.
01:06:12I'm okay.
01:06:14I'm okay.
01:06:25I'm okay.
01:06:28I'm okay.
01:06:34I'm okay.
01:06:38I'm okay.
01:06:40Oh no!
01:06:46Oh no!
01:06:57Oh no!
01:07:17Oh no!
01:07:42Oh no!
01:08:15Oh no!
01:08:25Oh no!
01:08:42It was fun.
01:08:47Hey, how are my girls?
01:09:00How is she?
01:09:01You tell me.
01:09:03It's going to get better.
01:09:04It's going to get better.
01:09:13No.
01:09:18So you'll take us.
01:09:19Yes.
01:09:20Thank you.
01:09:20What does Monica have to say about it?
01:09:22Hey.
01:09:23Do you want to call Monica?
01:09:24My girls.
01:09:26That was my baby, too.
01:09:29That was my baby, too.
01:09:37That was my baby, too.
01:09:55Oh, boy.
01:10:00Oh, my baby.
01:10:07Oh, boy.
01:10:16No, I killed our baby.
01:10:23Because I didn't want to stink when giving birth.
01:10:30This is unforgivable.
01:10:35Is it right to forgive me?
01:10:41Do you hear me?
01:10:46I'll never forgive myself ever.
01:10:58Monica would never make these kinds of mistakes.
01:11:09Bitch!
01:11:14This is how you wanted to help me.
01:11:17This is how you wanted to solve my problems with Eric.
01:11:22Simply by stealing my husband.
01:11:35And here I'm thinking, why is he pushing me to go back to work so hard?
01:11:42What did I do to you?
01:11:46We were fine before you came into this house.
01:11:54Where are you going?
01:11:55I'll take it.
01:11:56Wait.
01:12:15What's happening?
01:12:40What's happening?
01:13:03What's happening?
01:13:06What's happening?
01:13:07What's happening?
01:13:09What's happening?
01:13:23It's time to wake up, baby.
01:13:26He doesn't feel well.
01:13:29In fact, it will take several days.
01:13:33Yes, I don't want it to taste like the office infection.
01:13:36I'm going to find out what it's like.
01:13:38Okay.
01:13:43This is going to be the vacation we need.
01:13:47Hello, this is Mary Clark.
01:13:48We can't get to the house,
01:13:51the family.
01:13:52I'm going to talk to Mom, okay?
01:13:57Mother.
01:13:58We'll be there in 30 minutes.
01:13:59We're going to the park.
01:14:01It's going to be amazing.
01:14:03Okay, that's it.
01:14:04Bye bye.
01:14:05Bye bye.
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