00:0390% of hauntings are from spirits lacking closure.
00:07Maybe they missed a chance to say goodbye to a loved one.
00:10Or they didn't pay off their car insurance.
00:14Our football stadium's haunted.
00:16You oughta look into it with that glass of yours.
00:21Hey, teaching moment.
00:23Do you think this is a ghost or an alien?
00:26Ooh, look at his eyes.
00:27That's possession, I guarantee it!
00:29Uh, the lights went green.
00:31That's an alien thing.
00:33Sure, yeah, well, go find out.
00:38Our budget's constricting once more.
00:40And if your class continues to accomplish nothing impressive,
00:43we're gonna drop it.
00:45Cut math or science or something.
00:47We cut those last year.
00:48I'd really prefer to not learn things during my easy pass.
00:53I kinda need this class to get cancelled.
00:55But I moved across the country to be here.
00:57To make a name for myself.
00:58Perform an exorcism.
00:59It's some of the hardest dark magic to learn and takes a lifetime.
01:03Yeah, could I cram it before tonight?
01:05Probably.
01:06Tonight's gonna go great!
01:08Tonight's gonna go great!
01:10Tonight's gonna go great!
01:12Tonight's gonna go great!
01:17Tonight's gonna go horrible!
01:20Still think it's an alien?
01:23Still think it's a ghost?
01:31But are we?
01:33Some kinda Pera-not-normal?
01:34You know?
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