00:00I f***ed myself. It was great. I can't say that, can I? I defecated. I can say that.
00:05Howdy in style. I'm Mason Gooding.
00:08And today I will be sharing a fairly definitive ranking of my favorite slashers.
00:14Starting with number 10 would be The Hills Have Eyes.
00:17I was, I think, 10 years old when I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to that playing
00:22in the middle of the night.
00:23And I had nightmares for about three weeks afterwards.
00:27But it got me, like, obsessed with it. It's a good feeling.
00:29The scene I vividly remember was she, like, was in a dungeon and then someone came in and hit her
00:38over the head with something.
00:40And I feel like he looked like if Jason Momoa, like, also fell asleep in a pool of mud.
00:48And I turned off the TV and I sprinted up the stairs so fast that I damn near rolled my
00:54ankle.
00:54Yeah, that was horrifying.
00:55And I feel like...
00:55Yeah, that was horrifying.
00:56Like...
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