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00:00:00I'm Sophie Holland.
00:00:02I'm stuck in an unending hell, fantasizing about a man I can never have.
00:00:07The CEO of Delancey Corp, and my dad's best friend.
00:00:11I'm a summer intern assistant for my junior year of college,
00:00:14but I can never tell him that I want him to shove my face down on his desk
00:00:19and fuck me until my mind explodes into a thousand pieces.
00:00:25Everybody else in, except for Sophie.
00:00:28Yeah, something to talk about.
00:00:29Cool.
00:00:30He always treats Sophie differently.
00:00:44Mr. Delancey, what did we need to discuss?
00:00:47There's no one here. You can call me Uncle Jesse.
00:00:49There's no way I'm calling you that.
00:00:52Listen kid, it's your last day.
00:00:54Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually learned something here,
00:00:57so you showed up.
00:00:59God, he's so hot.
00:01:01Is that a new cologne he's wearing?
00:01:02He smells so good.
00:01:05This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in.
00:01:07And as soon as you're done, go right back to campus.
00:01:09Yep. There's a 20 year age gap between us.
00:01:12He still treats me like a kid.
00:01:14But this kiddo is now a grown ass woman.
00:01:18Hey.
00:01:20You keep staring at me and blanking off.
00:01:22You've been doing that since you were a teenager.
00:01:26Hey, you really need to quit smoking.
00:01:29Also, don't call me a kiddo. I'm 21.
00:01:33You'll always be a kid to me.
00:01:35Just stop smoking.
00:01:37It's my bad habit, not yours.
00:01:42Isn't it silly that I've held on to my virginity all this time,
00:01:45just hoping I'd lose it to Jesse?
00:01:49I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better.
00:01:51So we need to step it up.
00:01:53Anybody have any ideas of other locations?
00:01:55Hey, bestie.
00:01:56How's it going with that smoking hot dilf?
00:01:58Tell me, you've already hit that.
00:02:00As if it's that easy.
00:02:01But he's right here with me now.
00:02:03I'm floating.
00:02:13OMG, that is so YouTube.
00:02:16I'm literally screaming.
00:02:20Hey.
00:02:22Come here.
00:02:23Yes, sir.
00:02:28Everybody else, meeting's over.
00:02:33Close the door.
00:02:42Sorry you walked around teasing me off that.
00:02:46Now you're going to get me in there.
00:02:52Take your shirt off.
00:02:53I don't think.
00:02:54Don't think.
00:02:55Do what you told.
00:03:09Don't make a sound.
00:03:10Your co-workers are right outside that door.
00:03:14Are you looking to hear you, Mom?
00:03:23Oh, my God.
00:03:25I guess we're going to have to gag you.
00:03:48What the hell is laughing about?
00:03:50I told her this meeting is important.
00:03:51Daydreaming again.
00:03:53Hey, come here.
00:03:55Me?
00:03:56Yeah.
00:03:57Project the demo for me.
00:03:59Sophie, snap out of it.
00:04:01This is work.
00:04:02You need to focus.
00:04:05Oh, my God.
00:04:07I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend.
00:04:11I can't stop thinking about him.
00:04:13I want his perfect mouth on mine.
00:04:18Wait, your dad's best friend?
00:04:22Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?
00:04:26Sophie, that's literally disgusting.
00:04:30That's enough.
00:04:31Sophie, you stay here.
00:04:32Everybody else get out.
00:04:33Meeting's over.
00:04:33Boss, what she did was completely inappropriate.
00:04:38We should put her in line.
00:04:40Get out.
00:04:41All of you.
00:04:41Let's go.
00:04:48Sophie, this is an important meeting.
00:04:50I told you to be focused.
00:04:51Aren't you even going to ask me who I'm talking about?
00:04:54My dad's best friend?
00:04:55Who do you think that is?
00:05:01He's not even going to ask?
00:05:02Does he not care at all?
00:05:04Well, since you already saw it, I might as well tell you how I feel.
00:05:06No, Sophie.
00:05:08Some things you can't take him back once you say them.
00:05:14Jessie, I'm in love with you.
00:05:20No, Sophie.
00:05:22You're like a daughter to me.
00:05:23Don't say that.
00:05:24It's not like that.
00:05:25I love you how a woman loves a man.
00:05:27I've been dreaming about us getting married and having a white picket fence and a dog
00:05:31and children run around in the backyard.
00:05:34That kind of love.
00:05:35Don't you understand?
00:05:36No.
00:05:37No, you're just young and you're confused and you're going to outgrow these feelings.
00:05:41Outgrow these feelings?
00:05:43I've had a crush on you for forever.
00:05:44I can't get rid of these feelings, okay?
00:05:47They're not going anywhere.
00:05:48Well, until they do, we shouldn't see each other again.
00:05:55You can't just give us one chance.
00:05:57Just to try.
00:05:59No.
00:05:59You're my best friend's daughter.
00:06:00I'm not going to do George like that.
00:06:01If he finds out, he will come to this office with a shotgun.
00:06:04He will shoot me.
00:06:06Jessie, you literally sell guns for a living.
00:06:10Surely you're not afraid of a little shotgun.
00:06:13Sophie, I'm serious.
00:06:17Wait, does that mean you like me too?
00:06:22It's just because of my dad?
00:06:23No.
00:06:24No, it's one of the small reasons.
00:06:26It's the bigger reason is that I'm not right for you.
00:06:28I'm old.
00:06:30I'm divorced.
00:06:32You're young.
00:06:32You haven't even had a boyfriend yet.
00:06:34You need to be with somebody your own age.
00:06:36You can't tell me what I want, okay?
00:06:38I know what I want and it's you.
00:06:41Well, I don't want you.
00:06:45I see.
00:06:48I'll stop bothering you then.
00:06:55Sophie, as a man, I'm deeply drawn to you.
00:06:58But as your father's best friend, I can never cross that line.
00:07:01Damn it.
00:07:08Of course you didn't follow me.
00:07:10Why would...
00:07:13You mean it, right?
00:07:15It's running pretty hard.
00:07:17No thanks.
00:07:23No, stop!
00:07:28Listen, I'm meeting up with my boyfriend, okay?
00:07:31He's going to know when I don't show up.
00:07:32Please, he's a really powerful man.
00:07:34You wouldn't want to piss him off.
00:07:36We know a bluffer when we hear on Sweet Cheeks.
00:07:39Nobody's coming for you.
00:07:43Do you want money?
00:07:44I have money.
00:07:44I don't know.
00:07:45We don't want money?
00:07:48She's so fucking hot.
00:07:49I get to go first.
00:07:51What are you doing?
00:07:52Please, please let me go.
00:07:55Let me go!
00:07:56Shut up!
00:07:58Sophie!
00:07:59Is that Jesse?
00:08:09Get your fucking hands off her!
00:08:14Are you okay?
00:08:18Yo, Grandpa.
00:08:27You really shouldn't mind your fucking business, old man.
00:08:38Take another step, I'll pull your fucking brains out.
00:08:44Get on the ground!
00:08:47Get on the fucking ground!
00:08:50Don't kill us!
00:08:52Please don't kill us!
00:08:53This will never happen again.
00:08:55Please, buddy.
00:08:55I didn't know we have a side to him.
00:08:58911, what's your emergency?
00:08:59Tell I have an attempted rape.
00:09:01Two white males, mid-twenties.
00:09:03The corner at 46 and 30.
00:09:07Listen, bro, just...
00:09:10Now you guys are going to sit here and wait for the cops.
00:09:12And if I see you come around here again,
00:09:15I'm going to fucking kill you.
00:09:18You all right?
00:09:39Stop staring at me.
00:09:41I wasn't staring, I just...
00:09:44Wait, you're hurt.
00:09:50It's nothing.
00:09:53I'm gonna get you some dry clothes.
00:09:55He still came looking for me.
00:09:57Does this mean he has feelings for me too?
00:10:01Here, you can change into this.
00:10:14What the hell are you doing?
00:10:16You told me to get changed.
00:10:17In the bathroom?
00:10:19I thought you saw me as a kid.
00:10:20So what's wrong with me changing in front of you?
00:10:25See yourself.
00:10:38Liar.
00:10:47Okay, let me get this wound pulled up for you.
00:10:51I sound fine.
00:10:53You gotta go get some sleep.
00:10:54You know where the spare bedroom is.
00:10:57Get some rest, I'll drop you off of your house first in the morning.
00:11:02If you don't have feelings for me, then why are you running away?
00:11:05I'm not running away, Sophie.
00:11:08I'm tired.
00:11:09I've had a long day, obviously.
00:11:16And why is your heart beating so fast?
00:11:28Why are you hard?
00:11:33You have any idea what you're doing right now?
00:11:39Snap out of me, Jessie.
00:11:40This is your friend's daughter.
00:11:41Yeah, I know what I'm doing.
00:11:44You're her, that means you want me.
00:11:46Means I'm a healthy man.
00:11:48You're standing here looking like a tease any man would be.
00:11:51But don't get it twisted.
00:11:53This isn't love.
00:11:54This isn't affection.
00:11:56It's biology.
00:12:04Fine.
00:12:05You wanna be a scaredy-cat and hide your feelings?
00:12:08I'll force you out of your cave.
00:12:12It's my dad's wedding today.
00:12:14I haven't spoken to Jessie since that night.
00:12:16You may now kiss the bride.
00:12:24Jessie should be here by now.
00:12:27Where is he?
00:12:34There he is.
00:12:35Be cool, Sophie.
00:12:48Late?
00:12:49To your best friend's wedding?
00:12:51I guess your relationship with my dad isn't as close as I thought.
00:12:58So, you gotta take it easy on the booze.
00:13:00You're barely 21.
00:13:14Why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front?
00:13:16To be honest, I don't even think it really matters that I'm here.
00:13:20Your father still wants you to wish him well.
00:13:21Trust me.
00:13:22I've wished him plenty.
00:13:24Doesn't seem to help.
00:13:25That's my fifth stepmom.
00:13:27She's 30.
00:13:29Who knows if he'll bring somebody younger around and make him call her mom.
00:13:33Your father loves you.
00:13:34You know that.
00:13:35I know he does.
00:13:36He's my dad.
00:13:38But the real question is...
00:13:40Do you?
00:13:47Sophie, you're drunk.
00:13:51Oh!
00:13:51There you guys are.
00:13:55Hey, Daddy.
00:13:58Welcome to your family.
00:14:00Congratulations.
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:06She's drunk.
00:14:08I'm gonna take her down the lake.
00:14:09Maybe she's sobering up a little bit.
00:14:11Keep an eye on Sophie for me, would you?
00:14:13I'm one of these bastards thinking that she's easy praying because she's tipsy.
00:14:17You're the only one I trust around here.
00:14:30You're the sweet to every girl.
00:14:32You're not every girl.
00:14:33I'm a best friend's daughter.
00:14:36Can you please come up with something new?
00:14:42I'm tipsy, okay?
00:14:44Just let me rest.
00:14:44Just let me rest.
00:15:07I'm tipsy, okay?
00:15:12I'm tipsy, okay?
00:15:13Sophie, what are you doing?
00:15:15Sophie!
00:15:27Sophie?
00:15:28Sophie!
00:15:30Wake up, hey!
00:15:32Sophie.
00:15:33Sophie!
00:15:33Wake up, hey!
00:15:59So that was my first kiss.
00:16:06Her first kiss, which means Sophie's still a virgin.
00:16:11That wasn't a kiss, that was CPR.
00:16:14What the fuck are you thinking?
00:16:16You scared the shit out of me, it's not funny.
00:16:19If you don't care about me, then why are you so worried?
00:16:25Next time I'm gonna let you drown.
00:16:37This is crazy, mergers and acquisitions, guns, weapons, things like that.
00:16:47Nothing can happen between you and Sophie.
00:16:50You have to stop thinking about it.
00:16:52Alright, alright.
00:16:53It is late.
00:16:54It is my wedding night.
00:16:56And we are going back to our tent.
00:17:03You all have fun and we will see you tomorrow.
00:17:08Come on baby.
00:17:16Ow.
00:17:18I'm pretty tired too.
00:17:19So, tired of my tent.
00:17:21And then I'll see you guys in the morning.
00:17:22Come on baby.
00:17:22I'm pretty tired.
00:17:47I know where you are.
00:18:14Mr. Delancey, we're in your office.
00:18:16Anyone can walk by.
00:18:19So what?
00:18:20I'm the CEO.
00:18:22Leonard Morris.
00:18:24You know, ever since you joined this company,
00:18:26it's taken my full willpower,
00:18:27and I think I see it every day.
00:18:28And you're a selfie?
00:18:30Then kiss my boss now.
00:18:39I'm gonna fight to rap against this window.
00:18:42I know what kind of experience you had with these boys,
00:18:44but are you about to have an orgasm from around there?
00:18:48Yes.
00:18:50Yes, why?
00:18:51Yes, sir, please fuck me.
00:18:55I'm not so...
00:19:03I heard you calling my name.
00:19:13Are you touching yourself thinking about me?
00:19:16What?
00:19:17No.
00:19:18Why are you in my tent?
00:19:20Get out.
00:19:21You're not gonna get out of this one, Jessie.
00:19:23You can't call my name, let me see that,
00:19:25and still pretend you don't have feelings for me?
00:19:33What do you want me to say?
00:19:35You want to tell you, yes, yes, I find you attractive.
00:19:37I'm very attracted to you,
00:19:38but any man would be in their right mind.
00:19:40You're beautiful, you're kind, you're sexy,
00:19:43you check every box.
00:19:45Alright, is that what you wanted to hear?
00:19:47That doesn't mean that we can be together.
00:19:49Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to hear.
00:19:52Do you know how happy I am right now?
00:19:53Let's go.
00:20:17Where's your bra?
00:20:19I didn't wear one.
00:20:20Or babies.
00:20:24Fuck you.
00:20:33Jessie, I want you.
00:20:36Want me to what?
00:20:37I want you to make love to me.
00:20:40What are you talking?
00:20:41I want you inside of me now.
00:20:43I'm finally gonna lose my virginity to Jessie.
00:20:46This is what I've been waiting for.
00:20:51So that was my first case.
00:20:54Sophie's still a virgin.
00:20:56You're a virgin.
00:20:58Yeah?
00:20:59So it's not a big deal.
00:21:00Fuck me.
00:21:01What the hell am I doing?
00:21:04Stop.
00:21:06Wait, stop.
00:21:07We can't do this.
00:21:08What? Why?
00:21:09I can't be the one that takes your virginity.
00:21:11You have to deal with somebody that you love.
00:21:13With someone your own age.
00:21:14A man like me.
00:21:16You are the man I love.
00:21:17Why do you think I'm still a virgin?
00:21:19I've been waiting for you.
00:21:22I'm sorry, we can't do this.
00:21:23This should have never happened.
00:21:34He's such a jerk.
00:21:35I was practically naked in front of him and he chickened out because I'm a virgin.
00:21:39What if he just can't?
00:21:41You know, like, erectile dysfunction?
00:21:44No, I felt it. It was hard as a rock.
00:21:46Mom, then what the hell is he resisting for?
00:21:49Well, as your best friend, I will help you bang him.
00:21:53How he said it's because you're a virgin, right?
00:21:56What if we make him think that you're not?
00:22:04The fastest way to conquer a man?
00:22:06Exploit the three sins that they always fall for.
00:22:10Step one.
00:22:11Sex is their basic instinct.
00:22:15And no guy can resist a smart seduction, especially from a beauty like you.
00:22:24But I've tried, like, so many times.
00:22:27The lake, the tent, seduction doesn't seem to work.
00:22:30So then step two.
00:22:31Greed.
00:22:32If he's not craving you now, we will make sure that he does.
00:22:35We'll play that game.
00:22:36Push, pull, repeat.
00:22:39Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:22:43Then step three.
00:22:44Envy.
00:22:45Let's bring in some competition, right?
00:22:47Like, someone who looks nothing like him.
00:22:51We'll make him feel, like, threatened and jealous.
00:22:55And like I said, all we have to do is make him think that you're not a virgin anymore.
00:23:03You're a big lifesaver, Kelly.
00:23:04I owe you huge if this works.
00:23:06Oh, trust me.
00:23:07It will work.
00:23:13But how do I do stuff too?
00:23:15I mean, how do I make him feel like he can't have me but still care about me?
00:23:19Gotta quit your bad habits.
00:23:21All right, no, no, no texting.
00:23:22Stop calling.
00:23:23Two weeks.
00:23:24Total silence.
00:23:25Two weeks.
00:23:26You'll completely forget about me.
00:23:28Trust me.
00:23:28In two weeks, we will go somewhere where he'll hate running into you.
00:23:35Then, he won't be able to help himself.
00:23:39Somewhere he'll hate running into me.
00:23:52Come on, go do what I told you.
00:23:55He's literally looking over here right now.
00:23:58Mark totally has the hots for you.
00:24:00Are you sure?
00:24:01I don't even know that guy.
00:24:03Listen, we went to college together.
00:24:04So I can tell you that he is, like, super reliable.
00:24:08And he's hot.
00:24:10And he's rich.
00:24:11I mean, he will definitely make Jesse jealous.
00:24:14And he has been eyeing you all night.
00:24:17Do you even want your hot daddy or not?
00:24:23I'm feeling good.
00:24:24I'm feeling fire.
00:24:26Ready to shine.
00:24:28Ready to shine.
00:24:28Ready to shine.
00:24:40Ready to shine.
00:24:42She used to text me all the time.
00:24:44She didn't text me in two weeks.
00:24:49He's coming over.
00:24:52Oh, yeah, okay.
00:25:00More.
00:25:02No, yeah, blah, blah.
00:25:06What's up, please?
00:25:11That's all.
00:25:12DominicOOOOXX!
00:25:13That's funny.
00:25:14Yes, I'm out of this.
00:25:14I think he's really sweet!
00:25:25Sophie, you look drunk. Where are you?
00:25:28It's dangerous to be out drunk.
00:25:30Fish is taking the bait.
00:25:36Why isn't he here yet?
00:25:38You just texted in the address like 10 minutes ago.
00:25:42Give it a second.
00:25:48What if he doesn't come?
00:25:49Hey, be patient, all right? Just 10 more minutes.
00:25:55Let's dance over there.
00:26:00He's not coming. Everything is over.
00:26:08Told you we will.
00:26:17Who the hell are you?
00:26:19I didn't invite an old man to my party.
00:26:21Oh, well, this is Sophie's uncle.
00:26:27Uncle.
00:26:28Uh, um, it's nice to meet you, sir.
00:26:31I'm Sophie's friend.
00:26:34Why'd you come?
00:26:37Were you worried about me?
00:26:40Or maybe just a little jealous?
00:26:45Jealous?
00:26:46You sent me that text message alluring me here. Don't play smart.
00:26:48You're the one that wants me to lose my virginity to guys my own age.
00:26:59It's your choice.
00:27:00Then why are you here messing up my chances of mine meant to be?
00:27:05The truth is, is that Sophie hates her uncle.
00:27:10He's like a total control freak, and he is super strict.
00:27:14She's fucking 21. She can do whatever she wants.
00:27:17Yeah, exactly. Right?
00:27:18Go over there and pull her aside.
00:27:20Please.
00:27:21And really, I think you guys would make such a cute couple.
00:27:24I really do think you should blow her, Chad.
00:27:36Fine. Then that's what I'll do.
00:27:41Then that's what I'll do.
00:27:43Do what, exactly?
00:27:44Lose my virginity to Mark.
00:27:46That gave the walking STD. He's not right for you.
00:27:49Sophie?
00:27:52I haven't seen you since college.
00:27:53Which I, I think we should totally catch up and present.
00:27:59Hey, uncle!
00:28:02Sophie's 21!
00:28:04I think you can chillax, fright, or having fun.
00:28:08I'm only sure she gets all safe.
00:28:09Hmm?
00:28:11Come with me.
00:28:13Jessie?
00:28:15Last chance. Do I go?
00:28:18You can do whatever you are.
00:28:20Or someone come here tonight.
00:28:23Great.
00:28:29I'll see you later, then.
00:28:39Go ahead.
00:28:47Hey, don't lock the door.
00:28:49Okay, okay.
00:28:50Just bonus and privacy.
00:28:51You want a drink?
00:28:52No, I'm fine.
00:28:59A guy and a girl.
00:29:02Alone.
00:29:04In a room.
00:29:06I think we all know what happens next.
00:29:08I respect her decision.
00:29:10Jesus.
00:29:11Well, you just man up.
00:29:12You're here, right?
00:29:14You obviously care about her.
00:29:16I mean, are you, are you really gonna let her go do something that she's gonna regret?
00:29:21It's more complicated than you think.
00:29:26Can I give you a kiss?
00:29:27Um, I'm not ready.
00:29:29We barely know each other.
00:29:30Come on.
00:29:31It's just a little kiss.
00:29:32I won't turn anything else.
00:29:33I'm sorry.
00:29:34I don't think I can do this.
00:29:35And why did you go into my room?
00:29:37Are you just letting me out for fun?
00:29:39You're right.
00:29:39I shouldn't have done that.
00:29:40I'll get out of your hair.
00:29:43You can't even change your mind about things like this, okay?
00:29:45No, get off of me.
00:29:55She said no, motherfucker.
00:29:59Come on.
00:29:59You're coming home with me.
00:30:00Now.
00:30:09Oh, fuck.
00:30:10Why does he look so mad?
00:30:12Are you mad at me or something?
00:30:15Why would I be mad at you?
00:30:16Well, you look mad.
00:30:19And for what?
00:30:19You're the one that told me to go be with guys my own age, so I did, and now you're
00:30:23upset?
00:30:25I'm upset because you almost got yourself hurt.
00:30:28What were you gonna do if I didn't show back up?
00:30:30Was your friend gonna help you?
00:30:32What are you gonna do?
00:30:33Are you gonna sleep with some random guy to spite me?
00:30:35What the fuck's going on in the head of yours?
00:30:37Okay, fine.
00:30:38I shouldn't have done that.
00:30:40But what else am I supposed to do?
00:30:42Nothing I do seems to work on you.
00:30:44I have humiliated myself over and over again just in hopes that you would see me as a grown-ass
00:30:49woman.
00:30:50But every time you give me hope and then you just crush it, it's not fair.
00:30:55You have feelings for me, too.
00:30:57You're just too scared to admit it.
00:31:01Okay, fine.
00:31:02You know what?
00:31:03I'll leave, and I'll never bother you again.
00:31:31I'll leave, and I'll never bother you again.
00:31:35George, what's up?
00:31:37Sophie's semester starts soon, and she has to transfer to another apartment, but we're gonna be ready for another week
00:31:43and have an eye on her honeymoon.
00:31:45The thought of her shacking up with strangers just really, really bothers me.
00:31:50Now, you're the only person I trust with her safety.
00:31:52Do you want to have if she stays with you for a week?
00:31:55Just until the, uh, until the lease starts?
00:31:59Yeah.
00:32:02What did he say?
00:32:06We gotta pack your stuff up.
00:32:07Pack?
00:32:08Pack for what?
00:32:10Your dad wants you to move in with me.
00:32:24Can't believe the lease of my apartment is all ready.
00:32:28Well, you can stay here until the new lease starts.
00:32:30Then you gotta go.
00:32:31Back to being a cold, hard-ass.
00:32:34So, are we gonna talk about the kiss or not?
00:32:37Because you did kiss me.
00:32:39Or are you gonna pretend like that didn't happen either?
00:32:43That was my fault.
00:32:44I shouldn't have done that.
00:32:46I don't want you to feel bad.
00:32:47I wanted you to kiss me.
00:32:53That's the problem, Sophie.
00:32:55Because I'm gonna kiss you, too.
00:33:08Your father trusts me.
00:33:10I can't betray his trust.
00:33:12My dad probably doesn't even care.
00:33:14You're just assuming that he does.
00:33:15I know him.
00:33:16I know men.
00:33:17If he found out about us, whatever this is,
00:33:21he will get a gun and he will shoot me dead.
00:33:24So, what?
00:33:26You're just gonna give up on us, then?
00:33:38Just give me time.
00:33:40Meaning?
00:33:41After you graduate, if you still love me, then I'll...
00:33:44So, you're saying that once I graduate, I have a chance?
00:33:48Yes.
00:33:51Despite my best efforts, I can't get you out of my mind.
00:33:54And leaving you is the hardest thing I've ever done.
00:33:57Just picturing another man with his arms around, he drives me crazy.
00:34:00So, I'm not gonna run away from this, but I want to do it on my terms.
00:34:05Okay.
00:34:06What are your terms?
00:34:10Rule number one.
00:34:13No sex.
00:34:16No sex, but I can still touch, right?
00:34:19Rule number two.
00:34:21No flirting.
00:34:23No tempting me.
00:34:25It's hard enough as it is.
00:34:26I can't promise anything.
00:34:28Rule number three.
00:34:30You're here for a week.
00:34:31When school starts, you check into your dorm.
00:34:34It's just nothing like what I expected.
00:34:37I don't graduate for another year.
00:34:39That's so far away.
00:34:44My house.
00:34:46My rules.
00:34:50Come on.
00:34:51I'll show you your room.
00:35:03So, this is you.
00:35:05I'm right next door if you need anything.
00:35:16Seems like there's things I don't know about you.
00:35:18I've told you I'm not some good girl.
00:35:20But if you want a good girl, I can play the part.
00:35:30Not very good girl actions here, huh?
00:35:33Jessie.
00:35:35I, uh...
00:35:36Rule number two.
00:35:38No flirting.
00:35:45I'm going to confiscate this.
00:36:02He's...
00:36:02Taking a shower.
00:36:06Same roof tonight.
00:36:08Same bed soon.
00:36:23Jessie.
00:36:25So hot.
00:36:31Nope.
00:36:32This is killing me.
00:36:33I'm getting that vibrator back.
00:36:39Jessie.
00:36:40Jessie.
00:36:50Where did he go?
00:36:51I did.
00:37:02What the?
00:37:07Milfs.
00:37:08That's what he's onto him?
00:37:11So he likes older women?
00:37:14I can't fight a battle blindfolded.
00:37:16I need to know exactly what type of girl Jessie likes if I want to win him over.
00:37:23Milfs secret it is.
00:37:25Okay.
00:37:41Holy shit.
00:37:43So rough.
00:37:50Looks like he found out the secret.
00:37:53Okay.
00:37:55What are you doing in my home?
00:37:57Um, I just came to get my things.
00:38:05You don't follow directions too well.
00:38:12How should I promise you?
00:38:13About me.
00:38:24How?
00:38:29She has no idea how fucking tempting she looks right now.
00:38:35Why'd you sneak into mine?
00:38:37Just watch porn?
00:38:39I just wanted to know what you like.
00:38:43Did you figure it out?
00:38:46You like her most?
00:38:48Yeah.
00:38:50Keep guessing.
00:38:52I feel something hard against my like.
00:38:55Got you for that right.
00:38:56I feel something hard against my like.
00:39:03Got you for that right.
00:39:06But Jesse?
00:39:08The rule is no flirting.
00:39:17That girl will be the death of me.
00:39:30What is he doing?
00:39:33What is he doing?
00:39:46Youngie.
00:39:51What?
00:39:56You hungry?
00:39:57Just practice inside.
00:39:59If you have one more cell, I'll join you.
00:40:01That's cheating.
00:40:03I'll join you.
00:40:06Let me help.
00:40:07Baby.
00:40:20God dammit.
00:40:21Almost at him.
00:40:31At the party
00:40:32You wanted to kiss me, didn't you?
00:40:45No
00:40:50Running away
00:40:52You can't pretend anymore
00:40:56I'll handle the rest
00:41:07You gonna eat?
00:41:08Nope
00:41:09I'm all sweaty for my workout, so I'm gonna shower
00:41:14We'll work out
00:41:31Kid, I'm trying to wash
00:41:33Is that my shirt?
00:41:38So am I distracting you?
00:41:46You're breaking rules
00:41:48No flirting
00:41:50But I skipped out
00:41:52And so?
00:41:54You're hungry
00:42:07No underwear?
00:42:08Uh-uh
00:42:11I hate cheating, princess
00:42:13So what now?
00:42:14You didn't punish me at last time?
00:42:16Is that what you are?
00:42:16You don't want any clutters?
00:42:23Punish me harder, please
00:42:32You really do deserve to be punished
00:42:35Yeah, so punish me now
00:42:48I needed this for so long
00:42:55I didn't know you were in such kinky stuff
00:43:05I'm gonna leave you tied up here
00:43:07Until you promise to stop breaking the rules
00:43:20This isn't the kind of punishment I expected or wanted
00:43:26You stay here
00:43:27Think about what you've done
00:43:36Jesse
00:43:39I'm back
00:43:44Still don't tell those tricks, huh?
00:43:48Hi
00:43:48I'm Jesse's wife
00:43:55Hi
00:43:56I'm Jesse's wife
00:43:59Ex-wife
00:44:00Karen
00:44:00We're divorced
00:44:02Why are you here?
00:44:03I came for what's mine
00:44:04There's nothing in this house that's yours
00:44:05I'm not leaving without it
00:44:22I miss you
00:44:23Being in the club really hasn't been the same since
00:44:25Oh my god
00:44:26His ex-wife is here
00:44:27I should at least be polite, right?
00:44:32No
00:44:32I know
00:44:34Um, do you want some coffee?
00:44:39Don't bother, kiddo
00:44:40I know this place better than you
00:44:43And I know Jesse better than you
00:44:45He'll bore of you soon enough
00:44:49Get what you came for and get out
00:44:51Get what you came for and get out
00:44:51And leave her out of this
00:44:52Jesse
00:44:54Still angry?
00:44:57I came for the engagement ring
00:45:01An engagement ring, of course
00:45:03Of course, they were married after all
00:45:05They were married after all
00:45:05I decided to keep it after all
00:45:12It's in my dressing room
00:45:21This was my dressing room
00:45:24Stay out of it
00:45:25I can handle my own shit
00:45:29Sorry, this is my room now
00:45:32Oh, sweetie
00:45:34So, uh, you two still don't share a bed?
00:45:37So what?
00:45:38I'm his girlfriend now
00:45:41Just a dumb blonde with a fake boob job
00:45:44And right here
00:45:49Sorry, no rings in there
00:45:51Just my decabaz that God gave me for free
00:45:54Looks like he might have given me yours too
00:45:59You little bitch
00:46:04That's enough
00:46:06This is your last warning
00:46:06You need to leave
00:46:08I'm gonna call the cops
00:46:09Jesse
00:46:11I know you still love me
00:46:12Trust me
00:46:14That was done as soon as you showed your true colors
00:46:16Now I just regret meeting you
00:46:18You shouldn't take her side over mine, Jesse
00:46:21You know what I'm capable of when I'm angry
00:46:34So, you were married to that?
00:46:36It's a choice I regret deeply
00:46:38Right, but you proposed after all
00:46:40If you weren't into Karen, you can't provoke her
00:46:43She's dangerous
00:46:45So, why did you marry her?
00:46:48I'm gonna get you in a room with the Ritz-Carlton
00:46:49I'll help you move in when your lease starts
00:46:52What?
00:46:53You're kicking me out for her
00:46:55It's not safe for you here
00:46:56Not safe or not convenient now that she's not here
00:46:59Are you still in love with her or something?
00:47:01No, Sophie
00:47:02I don't love her
00:47:10I love you
00:47:16Karen's the daughter of a major crime boss
00:47:25Okay, don't be mad
00:47:26How was I supposed to know that your ex-wife was some mafia heiress?
00:47:31You scared now?
00:47:34Good, maybe you'll finally leave
00:47:39Nope
00:47:41I fought so hard to get in this house
00:47:43I'm not just gonna leave
00:47:45Wow, you really do have a thing for hot moms
00:47:55Get your mother out of the gutter
00:47:57So, why did you guys break up?
00:47:59And don't tell me it's just because she's some crime lord's daughter
00:48:02She lied to me
00:48:05About everything
00:48:06And she cheated on me
00:48:08When I finally saw who she truly was
00:48:10I was appalled by the fact that I married her
00:48:14Oh, shit
00:48:15Sorry
00:48:17Sometimes you don't know who a person is
00:48:19Even when you're married to them
00:48:23I'm gonna take a nap
00:48:35I'm staying
00:48:36But
00:48:37I'll behave
00:48:38Okay?
00:48:38I'll follow all the rules
00:48:40No more seduction attempts
00:48:43Please don't make me leave
00:48:46Fine
00:48:47You leave on the first day of school
00:48:49Yes
00:48:49I knew you'd cave
00:48:53Oh, I'll get it
00:48:56Karen won't make a move yet
00:48:57I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts
00:49:01Jesse, a neighborhood party?
00:49:04Okay
00:49:06Dear Mr. Delancey
00:49:08I'm throwing a get-together
00:49:09And would be delighted if you would join us
00:49:12It would be a great time with neighbors
00:49:14Please feel free to bring your partner
00:49:15The theme is Bridgerton
00:49:17So come dressed to impress
00:49:19Since when do I socialize with neighbors?
00:49:22And since when do I have neighbors?
00:49:24Bring your partner
00:49:25It'll be fun
00:49:26Hard pass
00:49:29You do want to show me off
00:49:32A few days left
00:49:33Might as well let her have this
00:49:36Fine
00:49:37Yes!
00:49:38Jesse, you're the best
00:49:54Ta-da!
00:49:55It's cute, right?
00:49:57Isn't it a little weird?
00:49:59Hey, you're the one that phoned it in
00:50:01But at least I won't have a dress to run
00:50:06I almost forgot my apple crumble
00:50:09Let's go
00:50:13Hello?
00:50:14Boss, the CEO of Real Short is on the line
00:50:16He requested an emergency meeting
00:50:19Alright, I'm on the way
00:50:21Work emergency?
00:50:22Yeah
00:50:24Go ahead, I'll meet you at the parties
00:50:25Go
00:50:26I'll try my neighbors
00:50:34Hello, I'm here for the
00:50:39There you are
00:50:41The party
00:50:46Karen, who is this?
00:50:47You invited a maid to the party
00:50:49And she's dressed so uniquely
00:50:54Do you know where the host is?
00:50:55The host?
00:50:57Don't you mean your master?
00:51:00Oh, poor maid
00:51:02Karen's the one you're looking for
00:51:05Oh, and then don't rush off
00:51:07You know everybody here
00:51:09Stay
00:51:10And play
00:51:13Is this for me?
00:51:20It looks delicious
00:51:25Oops, I spilled it
00:51:28It's not like anyone was going to eat that garbage anyway
00:51:33She is the intern who fantasized about
00:51:35Banking Jessie at the meeting
00:51:38Ooh
00:51:39The gold digger who thought she could sleep her way
00:51:41To the top
00:51:42Now, now, be nice
00:51:44She did climb into bed with your boss
00:51:47Shouldn't you call her
00:51:48Mrs. Delancey?
00:51:51Oh, Karen
00:51:51The only Mrs. Delancey here is you
00:51:55Not some trashy maid
00:51:57Who's trying to sleep her way to upper class
00:51:59Hmm
00:52:13Get away from me
00:52:17You set this up
00:52:18You're nothing but a street whore
00:52:24Who isn't even worthy of licking my shoes
00:52:28Okay, everybody
00:52:29Throw her in the pool to wash off the filth
00:52:32Get her
00:52:39Let go of me
00:52:41Someone help
00:52:42I didn't do anything
00:52:43Oh, save it
00:52:45Whore
00:52:45There's someone who cares
00:52:47Push her in
00:52:49Push her in
00:53:00You shouldn't
00:53:01You're not clean yet
00:53:02Hold her down
00:53:15Jess, I'm gonna kill you for this
00:53:16Will the boss come after us?
00:53:18No
00:53:18She's Karen
00:53:20And she is a nothing
00:53:22Who do you think will win?
00:53:23Go on
00:53:24Whatever happens, I'll take the play
00:53:31Jessie!
00:53:37What the fuck are you doing?
00:53:45Jessie, he tried to kill me
00:53:47What the fuck?
00:53:48Oh
00:53:50I should've never let you go
00:53:51You okay?
00:53:53Alright, I'll take care
00:53:55You have a problem
00:53:56You come to me
00:53:57You don't drag her into this
00:53:58You're overreacting, baby
00:54:00We were just playing around
00:54:02We were just playing?
00:54:03Yes
00:54:03Let's play
00:54:07Jessie, you're doing this to me for some blood
00:54:10Boss, you can't do this to your fiancé
00:54:12She's nothing
00:54:14Yes, when your relationship was falling apart
00:54:16Karen begged you over and over
00:54:18And you still broke up with her
00:54:20Exactly
00:54:20And now you're ready to hurt Karen for some mistress?
00:54:23You jerk!
00:54:25Should we tell them the truth?
00:54:27Mistress?
00:54:28There was no mistress
00:54:29She was the one that was cheating
00:54:32No
00:54:33You wouldn't
00:54:34Yeah
00:54:35You love
00:54:36I stopped loving you a long time ago
00:54:39After all the lying
00:54:40And the cheating
00:54:41And the drug use
00:54:42No
00:54:44You're a horrible person
00:54:45Disguised with a beautiful face
00:54:47And no one
00:54:48Will ever love you
00:54:49OMG
00:54:50She was the cheater?
00:54:52What a bitch
00:54:53We all thought Jessie was the liar
00:54:56Jessie
00:54:57Hey, you know who my father is
00:55:00And you know what happens when you cross
00:55:01Yeah, I do
00:55:02But if he wants to wear, I'll give him one
00:55:05Are you threatening me?
00:55:06I'm not threatening you, no
00:55:07I'm telling you, don't fuck with people I care about
00:55:23Any one of you that touched her
00:55:24I better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow
00:55:26I swear to God I'll bury every one of them
00:55:29Mr. DeLante, wait, please
00:55:30I can't lose this job
00:55:32Wait
00:55:41It's not my fault
00:55:42I shouldn't have dragged you into this
00:55:44Jessie
00:55:46Love you
00:55:48Jessie, I love you
00:55:50Don't leave
00:55:53I love you too
00:55:54But you're not safe with me
00:55:56You have to go
00:56:04George
00:56:05We have to talk
00:56:07It's about your daughter
00:56:18My dear
00:56:19I trusted you
00:56:21I trusted you as my only daughter
00:56:23Dad
00:56:24Why are you here?
00:56:26So we are
00:56:27No way
00:56:31He scared me to death
00:56:33It was an accident
00:56:34Jessie wasn't even there
00:56:36Do not defend him
00:56:37You are coming home with me
00:56:39I'm not leaving
00:56:43I start school soon
00:56:44It's closer to here
00:56:45I will drive you
00:56:47I'm not going back
00:56:49I
00:56:50Sophie
00:56:52Go with your father
00:56:54Do you want me to leave?
00:57:02Yes
00:57:02You're exhausting
00:57:04And a distraction
00:57:05And I'm done babysitting children
00:57:07Do not talk to her like that
00:57:09You mean
00:57:12He'd be better off at home
00:57:14Then I have to work
00:57:17Come on
00:57:17Come on
00:57:18We are leaving
00:57:20Dad
00:57:20I
00:57:20Just wait in the car
00:57:22I have to pack my stuff
00:57:23Very quick
00:57:23And
00:57:24Say goodbye
00:57:26To Michael Jess
00:57:34See you really doing this?
00:57:36Men like me shouldn't be with girls like you
00:57:38So that's it?
00:57:39But what about our deal?
00:57:40You said that after I dodged you
00:57:41I'm just stalling to get you off my back
00:57:46You're such a coward
00:57:47Jessie Delancey
00:57:56Thank you
00:57:57Uncle Jesse
00:57:58For your hospitality
00:57:59I don't think we're going to see each other again
00:58:02I tried so hard
00:58:03To make things work
00:58:05But every time I make progress
00:58:07You just recoil back into your shell
00:58:09Like a scared little boy
00:58:11I was willing to die on this hill for us
00:58:13But I can't be brave for the both of us anymore
00:58:18I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for
00:58:22Goodbye, Jessie
00:58:28I'm in love with you, Jessie
00:58:32Jessie, I love you
00:58:39Don't leave
00:58:41I love you too, Sophie
00:58:47I love you too, Sophie
00:58:50Give me shelter
00:58:52Share the pain
00:58:55Take forever
00:58:58I can't wait
00:59:01If we're together
00:59:05Then I'll survive for one more day
00:59:15Hey, Dad.
00:59:16I decided to go to China and take a gap year.
00:59:20Sweetheart, did you say China?
00:59:21Is everything okay, sweetheart?
00:59:23Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.
00:59:25I just need to change the scenery,
00:59:27and if I can help some people along the way,
00:59:29even just one person, I'll be happy.
00:59:32Okay, sweetheart.
00:59:33I support you.
00:59:35Thanks, Dad.
00:59:47George, what are you doing?
00:59:48Hey, just came here to talk to you about Sophie.
00:59:52Something's off with her.
00:59:53Did Sophie tell George?
00:59:55Maybe I should just come clean.
00:59:57Listen, I'm sorry that I kicked you out of the house.
00:59:59Worry about that.
01:00:00I heard she got into an argument.
01:00:02She'll come around.
01:00:04I don't think that's it.
01:00:06Look, I haven't been a good father.
01:00:08I'm always laying, always working, getting remarried.
01:00:13Look, I have some issues, but I love my daughter with all my heart.
01:00:19I just know there's something else.
01:00:21Either somebody broke up with her or somebody cheated on her,
01:00:23because she's moving to China.
01:00:26She's what?
01:00:28Calm down.
01:00:29The reaction's bigger than mine.
01:00:31She's only going there for a year.
01:00:32She wants to teach English to young kids in rural Yen.
01:00:35You're just going to let your 21-year-old daughter go to China?
01:00:38George, what the fuck?
01:00:39She doesn't speak the language?
01:00:41We don't know anybody over there.
01:00:42What if something happens to her?
01:00:43What if she gets killed and she ends up in a ditch?
01:00:45Cassie, she's going to be fine.
01:00:47She's joining a group out there.
01:00:48I came here because I thought you would know something.
01:00:52You don't think she's pregnant, do you?
01:00:55Did she mention anything about a boyfriend?
01:00:59George, the thing is, why the hell would you know anyway?
01:01:02You're my best friend.
01:01:04Practically wise to grow up.
01:01:05Why would she tell you anything?
01:01:07I guess I just need to be patient.
01:01:09Better tell me when she's ready.
01:01:11Anyway.
01:01:12All right, well, I'll get out of your hair.
01:01:13I know you're a busy guy.
01:01:15You want to go off in this weekend?
01:01:17Yeah, yeah.
01:01:19When's her flight?
01:01:20She already left.
01:01:21It took her airport about an hour ago.
01:01:24Excuse me.
01:01:34I was willing to die on this hill for us.
01:01:37But I can't be brave for the both of us anymore.
01:01:40I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
01:01:43You are worth fighting for, Sophie.
01:01:52Breaking news.
01:01:53Flight MT-878 from LAX to Beijing has crashed shortly after a takeoff.
01:01:57The entire LAX airport has shut down.
01:02:00Emergency services are on site.
01:02:03287 passengers are on board.
01:02:05No survivors are confirmed so far.
01:02:08That's Sophie's flight.
01:02:19This is a live report from Los Angeles International Airport.
01:02:22Where chaos has erupted following an unexpected incident...
01:02:24I'm sorry, sir.
01:02:25No one's getting into the airport tonight.
01:02:27LAX is shut down.
01:02:29My girlfriend's on that flight.
01:02:30I had to see if she's okay.
01:02:30Sir, like I said, no one's getting in there.
01:02:34Now you can wait here with everyone else,
01:02:36and we'll have some information for you soon.
01:02:43Probably didn't push your wish, right?
01:02:44Yeah.
01:02:52Jessie.
01:02:54Jessie.
01:03:01Jessie?
01:03:07Jessie?
01:03:08Jessie?
01:03:09I need you for real, don't end with a handshake
01:03:13I need more than a kid's sake
01:03:15I need you to feel the color of the outtakes
01:03:22Help me, help me, raise your eyes
01:03:27And I'm scared to stop around
01:03:30Cause I just feel stuck in this time
01:03:39I thought I lost you
01:03:42I thought you were on that flight
01:03:43That wasn't my flight
01:03:44My flight's to Hong Kong, but it got canceled
01:03:48Thank God
01:03:49I'm still leaving, Jesse
01:03:52I'm tired of playing these games with you, okay?
01:03:54It's exhausting
01:03:56It was good to see you
01:03:59You're always fighting for
01:04:01What?
01:04:06That night you left, you told me
01:04:08You hoped that one day I'd find somebody worth fighting from
01:04:10But I have
01:04:12It's you, alright?
01:04:14Just give me one more chance and I will prove to you
01:04:16That I'm done running
01:04:17I'm done running away from our feelings
01:04:19I'm ready to sit on this mountain for us
01:04:21And die on this mountain for both of us
01:04:22And if the sky falls, I'll be the man to hold it up for you
01:04:26Just give me one more chance
01:04:28But what about my dad?
01:04:30You said he'll kill you
01:04:31I'll get him not to
01:04:34And what about waiting until after college?
01:04:36I'm only young once
01:04:38You're really wasting my years here, Jesse
01:04:40Anytime
01:04:41Whatever you want
01:04:42Whenever you want
01:04:45You know what are you waiting for?
01:04:46Take me home
01:04:59Oh my God
01:05:01I'm finally going to lose my virginity
01:05:03To the man I love
01:05:10Can I join you?
01:05:31Does that feel good?
01:05:33Yes
01:05:34I'll make you feel even better
01:05:50Hurry up
01:05:52I'm not going to hurry
01:05:54It's the first time
01:05:55I'm going to get you as wet as possible
01:05:57So it doesn't hurt
01:06:22Finally I'll have you out of myself, Sophie
01:06:35You know
01:06:36I can't believe this is real
01:06:38You half naked in the kitchen cooking breakfast
01:06:41I think I've had dreams about this
01:06:45Yeah, I feel the same way too
01:06:47How can a middle-aged man
01:06:50Divorced man like me
01:06:51You've got a girl I do
01:06:53I'm undeserving
01:06:54You're not old
01:06:55Okay
01:06:55Forties are a man's best year
01:06:56Oh yeah
01:06:58Well I better make breakfast for you every morning
01:07:00Because I'm going to die
01:07:01Way before you do
01:07:02I don't know who's going to take care of you
01:07:04That's why you need to quit smoking
01:07:06And then I'll start smoking
01:07:07And then we can die at the same age
01:07:10Eat your breakfast
01:07:11As soon as you're done
01:07:12I'm going to drop you off at home
01:07:13Why?
01:07:13I can't stay?
01:07:14I have something to do
01:07:15It's pretty important
01:07:16So
01:07:19I called your dad
01:07:19I can't plead
01:07:23You what?
01:07:24Jesse
01:07:24You did not
01:07:25I'm a man, Sophie
01:07:26A man has to do what a man has to do
01:07:29I have to take responsibility for what I did last night
01:07:31Especially because you're George's daughter
01:07:32I don't want you to be here when he gets here
01:07:33He's coming at noon
01:07:35It might get violent
01:07:36Jesse
01:07:37I can't go
01:07:38Are you crazy?
01:07:39You said it yourself
01:07:39He will shoot you dead
01:07:40Like graveyard dead
01:07:43He's not going to shoot me
01:07:44He might punch me in the face
01:07:45But he's not going to shoot me
01:07:50You motherfucker
01:07:51I know your ass is in it
01:07:53Get your ass out
01:07:54Well
01:07:54Looks like it's too late for me to go
01:07:56We're in this together
01:08:02I had a bad deal
01:08:03You motherfucker
01:08:04I am going to fucking kill you
01:08:06Sophie
01:08:07Sophie
01:08:07Get out of the way
01:08:08Sophie
01:08:09Go to your bedroom
01:08:10We'll talk to your dad
01:08:11That is my line
01:08:12You can't tell her that
01:08:14Sophie
01:08:16Go to your room
01:08:17Daddy, you can't kill him
01:08:18No, I'm going to kill him, all right
01:08:19It's not his fault, okay?
01:08:21I chased Jesse first
01:08:22You were just a dumb kid
01:08:24And you
01:08:24You ought to know better
01:08:26You were twice her age
01:08:27How could you do that to my child?
01:08:29Daddy, your new wife is literally 30
01:08:33How can you judge us?
01:08:34That is different
01:08:35He is not right for you
01:08:36You were 21 years old
01:08:38You have your whole life in front of you
01:08:39Why would you want to pee with somebody that's twice your age?
01:08:43I love him
01:08:47I've loved him ever since I met him
01:08:49And he's the only person I've ever loved
01:08:51And I've spent a decade trying to outgrow it
01:08:53But I just can't
01:08:57My heart skips a beat
01:08:59Every time I see him
01:09:00I don't know how to explain it
01:09:02Or what it is
01:09:03But I know he's the one
01:09:05Okay?
01:09:05He's always been the one
01:09:07So if you're going to shoot him
01:09:08You have to shoot me too
01:09:16You're going to marry my daughter?
01:09:19What?
01:09:20Yes
01:09:21Yes, we
01:09:22I would love to
01:09:22With your permission, of course
01:09:24If you break her heart
01:09:25I'm going to kill you
01:09:28If you cheat on her
01:09:29I'm going to chop your dick off
01:09:31And slice you into fucking pieces
01:10:01That won't be necessary
01:10:02He's a man he understands
01:10:04That's alright
01:10:05And I probably deserved that
01:10:07Send me a bill for the wedding
01:10:09Till then
01:10:10Don't talk to me
01:10:18Selfie
01:10:20I love you
01:10:20I love you more
01:10:27Finally
01:10:27After a decade of waiting
01:10:29I landed the man of my dreams
01:10:31We got married right after I graduated college
01:10:34I couldn't wait to be Mrs. Delancey
01:10:36As for my dad
01:10:37I cannot believe I'm getting a baby brother
01:10:39Jeez, dad
01:10:40You're like almost 50
01:10:42Well, ladies
01:10:43Moral of the story is
01:10:44You shouldn't give up on finding real love
01:10:46Not the kind that fades or gets replaced
01:10:48But the kind that stays with you
01:10:51Quietly
01:10:51Even through the years
01:10:52Because when it's real
01:10:54It has a way of finding its way back to you
01:10:56Love like that
01:10:57Rise and disappear
01:10:58It just fades
01:10:59For the right time
01:11:04You're not getting away from me, Jeffy
01:11:06Then I can lose you to some dumb blind little bitch
01:11:11Just you wait
01:11:13This is the beginning of the end
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