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00:00:05I must have you.
00:00:11Calvin Princess.
00:00:13And I you werewolf king.
00:00:17Shihara heard tales that the werewolf king was the greatest lover in all the realm.
00:00:22Now she would know the truth.
00:00:25She straddled him.
00:00:28No.
00:00:29He takes charge.
00:00:31It's hotter.
00:00:36Um.
00:00:38Uh.
00:00:41The werewolf king.
00:00:45The werewolf king.
00:00:48Think.
00:00:50Resets the climax of the book.
00:00:51It has to be steamy AF.
00:00:59How does MK get inspiration?
00:01:10The werewolf king swept his princess into the bed.
00:01:28He tore her dress and kissed down her body.
00:01:36His burning lips trailing lower.
00:01:40And lower.
00:01:42And lower.
00:01:44And.
00:01:47Miss Von Klimt.
00:01:48Hi.
00:01:49So.
00:01:50How's my favorite romance author?
00:01:53Yeah.
00:01:53Fine.
00:01:54Everything's okay.
00:01:55My books are still selling.
00:01:56Right?
00:01:57Hotter than La Boo Boo's.
00:01:59Listen.
00:01:59I have a special assignment for you.
00:02:01You've heard of MK Roth.
00:02:03Right?
00:02:03I love him.
00:02:04I mean.
00:02:06His writing.
00:02:07Fabulous.
00:02:08We'll talk more about it when you're in LA.
00:02:10You're coming tomorrow.
00:02:12Tomorrow?
00:02:21One more chapter and you can finish this book just right, Max.
00:02:27Stop blinking like that.
00:02:29What?
00:02:34Oh.
00:02:35Forget writing.
00:02:36You need to be pitching for the Dodgers.
00:02:39Very funny, Tony.
00:02:41Well.
00:02:43What's going on?
00:02:44I still can't finish the novel.
00:02:47Seven years of hard work and it still rides on this last chapter.
00:02:50Well, why don't you just chat GBT?
00:02:53Okay, I'm kidding, Mr. Integrity.
00:02:55Look, why don't we just leave the workshop for a while?
00:02:58Huh?
00:02:59We're meeting with EMU Publishing.
00:03:00No.
00:03:02I should be writing.
00:03:03Hey.
00:03:03You said it yourself, Max.
00:03:04You haven't published in seven years.
00:03:07Look.
00:03:08You wanna keep this mansion?
00:03:09Huh?
00:03:10You wanna keep this Apple laptop you just hurled across the room?
00:03:14We gotta do some business.
00:03:22There he is.
00:03:23That's the spirit.
00:03:25Good.
00:03:26Oh.
00:03:27Do me a favor.
00:03:28Take a shower before we go.
00:03:30You smell like the feet.
00:03:43I am so sorry I'm late.
00:03:45We had an emergency landing in Tucson.
00:03:46Miss Longcliffe still has some time before 3 p.m.
00:03:49Hurry.
00:03:50Amazing.
00:03:51I gotta sit.
00:03:56I gotta sit.
00:03:57M.K. Roth?
00:03:59Am I dreaming?
00:04:00Hey.
00:04:01We're walking here, twerp.
00:04:02Get out of the way.
00:04:03Hey.
00:04:04Why don't you show the lady some respect?
00:04:06Did M.K. Roth just call me a lady?
00:04:09Lisa!
00:04:11I'm waiting!
00:04:19I'm working on a deal with M.K. Roth, the biggest name in fiction.
00:04:25We are in talks to publish his new novel here at EMU Publishing.
00:04:31M.K. Roth is a new novel.
00:04:33I've waited years for this.
00:04:34He's my all-time favorite author.
00:04:36Here's the thing.
00:04:37I have a little crush on him.
00:04:39M.K.
00:04:40Max.
00:04:42I am crazy about him.
00:04:44That face.
00:04:46That hair.
00:04:47The face of a generation.
00:04:49Exactly.
00:04:51Normally, I can get any guy I want.
00:04:53Anytime I want.
00:04:55Just look at me.
00:04:56But Max is different.
00:04:57My usual tactics aren't working.
00:05:01What does that have to do with me?
00:05:02I was thinking, who better to play Cupid than my best-selling romance author, Heidi Brushfire?
00:05:11You want me to be your date doctor?
00:05:14Have I ever told you how much I love this pen name?
00:05:19You came up with it.
00:05:21Nobody writes romance like you do, Lisa.
00:05:25You must get dick like nobody's business.
00:05:28How do I tell her I've never had a steamy romance like in my books?
00:05:32Last time I had sex was college and he turned out to be gay.
00:05:36It's all just fiction.
00:05:38Made up.
00:05:39Don't be modest, Lisa.
00:05:40I am crushing hard here.
00:05:43I'll double your next advance.
00:05:46How's 50K sound?
00:05:4850,000?
00:05:50With that much money I could afford the living nurse moms always wanted.
00:05:53I'm not hearing a no, so that is a yes.
00:05:56You'll stay with me.
00:05:58You'll have the guest room and the pool all to yourself.
00:06:09Showtime.
00:06:23So we meet again.
00:06:26Guess I wasn't dreaming.
00:06:28Guess I wasn't either.
00:06:31Lisa has to get ready.
00:06:33I'll walk her out.
00:06:38Look, I know Giselle's the CEO, but she's got an ass that could make a stripper.
00:06:42I wasn't looking.
00:06:44Who's her friend?
00:06:47Don't even think about going for Max.
00:06:49You are here to be my dating coach, not to date my man.
00:06:54Got it.
00:06:54You better.
00:06:56Max and I are going to have the hottest kids ever.
00:07:00What were you saying about a party?
00:07:02My people will explain everything.
00:07:04Open.
00:07:10Lisa Brown, Giselle's lawyer.
00:07:12Can you sign this NDA?
00:07:13Okay.
00:07:13I'm the stylist.
00:07:15I need your measurements.
00:07:16I'm the dog walker.
00:07:17And this is Poo Poo.
00:07:21What did I get myself into?
00:07:28Lisa, hurry up.
00:07:32I need a little flicker right here.
00:07:34Yes.
00:07:34Perfect.
00:07:35Perfect.
00:07:42I can barely walk in these.
00:07:44You'll learn.
00:07:45Tonight's my first night meeting Max outside the office.
00:07:48Help me sweep him off his feet.
00:07:50I'll do my best.
00:07:51I just wish I had more time to prepare.
00:07:53I believe in you.
00:07:55Heidi Brushfire.
00:08:03Ah, no.
00:08:04I hate parties.
00:08:05You know this.
00:08:06Oh, come on.
00:08:06It's part of the job, Max.
00:08:08Hey, listen.
00:08:09I want you to meet this producer.
00:08:10He wants to do a movie based on your first novel.
00:08:13Come on.
00:08:13How many times do I have to tell you?
00:08:15I don't care about Hollywood.
00:08:17I want my books to stay books.
00:08:24What?
00:08:25On second thought, maybe there is somebody here I want to talk to.
00:08:29What are you talking about?
00:08:31Max is coming.
00:08:32Tell me what to say.
00:08:34Ryan.
00:08:35I thought this was your thing.
00:08:36I need lines right fucking now.
00:08:38No!
00:08:39Ah!
00:08:42Ah!
00:08:43Ah!
00:08:45Ah!
00:08:48Ah!
00:08:49Ah!
00:08:50Ah!
00:08:50Ah!
00:08:51Ah!
00:08:52Ah!
00:08:53I am so sorry.
00:08:55I didn't mean to.
00:08:56The next time you want to use my jacket, just ask me.
00:08:59Come on.
00:09:00Come on.
00:09:03Lisa.
00:09:04A word!
00:09:07Stop acting like a fool and do your fucking job!
00:09:10Sorry, it wasn't my fault.
00:09:13All will be forgiven if you can get Max to ask me out.
00:09:18Tell me what to do.
00:09:22Well.
00:09:24In Elvenless, Shihara the Elven Princess attracts men with her mystery.
00:09:29Mmm.
00:09:29She's quiet.
00:09:30She speaks in riddles.
00:09:32She has an ethereal eroticism to her.
00:09:35Like a sexy alien.
00:09:38That'll work.
00:09:39Be alluring.
00:09:40He'll come to you.
00:09:41If you fuck this up, not only are you going to lose your bonus, I'm canceling your publishing contract.
00:09:48What?
00:09:49Yeah.
00:09:49You think I need you to push the Heidi Brushfire books?
00:09:53I own the pen name and the rights.
00:10:06Sorry about Lisa.
00:10:08What a klutz.
00:10:09Try not to spill this one.
00:10:15I'm sorry.
00:10:16That was a bad joke.
00:10:18I feel like I'm falling on my face here too, even if I'm not literally doing it.
00:10:23So.
00:10:25Max.
00:10:27What's up?
00:10:28What's the scariest kind of writer?
00:10:33A ghost writer.
00:10:35Oh no.
00:10:36You know.
00:10:36When I told her to speak in riddles, I didn't mean literally.
00:10:40Now she's telling dad jokes.
00:10:46Well you have a mysterious sense of humor, Giselle.
00:10:51What the hell?
00:10:53It actually worked?
00:10:59Why are writers always cold?
00:11:02No.
00:11:04No.
00:11:05Because they're surrounded by drafts.
00:11:07Yeah.
00:11:07Just.
00:11:12Thank you, Giselle, for the entertainment for the night.
00:11:18I'm gonna head out of here.
00:11:19But.
00:11:20And please.
00:11:22Respect the personal space.
00:11:24Okay?
00:11:27Have a good night.
00:11:29No, sweet.
00:11:30Giselle.
00:11:31Just fucking stop.
00:11:32Okay?
00:11:32You're ruining everything.
00:11:36I warned you.
00:11:37You are going back to Indiana.
00:11:39Right.
00:11:40Now.
00:11:40Now.
00:11:41Ah!
00:11:42Yes dad!
00:11:43Ah!
00:11:47Can you let go of my hair please?
00:11:50Oh.
00:11:50I look like an idiot in front of Max tonight.
00:11:53And it's all your fault.
00:11:55Give me another chance, please.
00:11:56As if!
00:11:58You're not a date doctor.
00:11:59You're not even fit to be a romance author.
00:12:03Not in my company.
00:12:04No.
00:12:05I'm begging you, Miss Von Klimt.
00:12:06I can't lose my publishing deal.
00:12:08I'm supporting my mom.
00:12:09She needs me.
00:12:14You're on thin fucking ice, Lisa.
00:12:19Don't thank me.
00:12:21Go get me, my man.
00:12:30Nice pool.
00:12:31Tell me all about L.A.
00:12:33I should be home with you, Mom.
00:12:35I can roll around on my own for a few days.
00:12:38So what's the hubbub?
00:12:39I actually can't talk about it because I signed an NDA.
00:12:42But the good news is I might be getting a big bonus if I don't screw things up.
00:12:46When have you messed anything up?
00:12:48Except your dating life.
00:12:49Mom!
00:12:50Speaking of.
00:12:51I made you a Tinder profile.
00:12:52You already have matches.
00:12:54Remember Billy from high school?
00:12:56He's been saying a lot of sexy things to you.
00:12:59Maybe too sexy.
00:13:01Could you please not butt into my love life?
00:13:03I know I haven't dated in a while, but that doesn't mean I want my mom playing matchmaker.
00:13:07Wouldn't it be funny if people found out romance writer Heidi Brushfire was really a spinster in training from rural
00:13:14Indiana?
00:13:16Hopefully Miss Von Klimt doesn't find out.
00:13:18I have to get to work.
00:13:20I'm sorry.
00:13:21I'm sorry.
00:13:34I'm sorry.
00:13:37I need to go.
00:13:37I need to go.
00:13:38No.
00:13:39No.
00:13:42I can't do that.
00:13:43I can't take care of her, but I can't.
00:13:43No.
00:13:44I can't do it.
00:13:45See you.
00:13:49anything that could help Ms. Von Klimt.
00:13:51I'm screwed.
00:14:03I'm so sorry.
00:14:09Please don't recognize me.
00:14:10Please don't recognize me.
00:14:13You're Giselle's friend, right?
00:14:16The clumsy one.
00:14:18A week ago I would have killed to be recognized by my favorite author.
00:14:22Now I wish I was dead.
00:14:24Hey, why are you crying?
00:14:27Okay?
00:14:40I was just, um, reading a sad book.
00:14:48And what were you reading?
00:14:51Think, Lisa.
00:14:52You're a writer.
00:14:53You know about books.
00:14:55Wait, I know.
00:14:57Wuthering Heights.
00:14:58Not a lie.
00:14:59It does make me cry.
00:15:01Wuthering Heights?
00:15:02Well, that's one of my favorites.
00:15:04It makes me cry, too.
00:15:06It's so beautiful.
00:15:08And tragic.
00:15:10You like romance?
00:15:11Yeah, I used to.
00:15:13Hey, let me help you.
00:15:15I got it, really.
00:15:26Is this yours?
00:15:28I'm not stalking you, I promise.
00:15:31You can admit you like me.
00:15:39Okay, I'm a fan.
00:15:41I read your books, because I know you have a new one coming out, so I was just rereading
00:15:45your last one for about the tenth time.
00:15:50You read my book ten times?
00:15:52I'm a writer, too.
00:15:54Miss von Klint's my publisher.
00:15:56So I've heard.
00:16:02Funny seeing you here, aren't you supposed to be reckless?
00:16:05Whoever said that obviously spends no time in the library, because I'm here all the time.
00:16:10And I love the smell of old books.
00:16:13What are you checking out?
00:16:15That's actually this new author.
00:16:18Um, have you heard of Heidi Brushfire?
00:16:23But, how...
00:16:25I googled it.
00:16:26I'm not stalking you.
00:16:28I promise.
00:16:31And here is the romance section.
00:16:37Here we go.
00:16:40Oh, yes.
00:16:42I can't wait to read this.
00:16:44Oh, could you take a picture of us?
00:16:46I'm a big fan of yours, Miss Brushfire.
00:16:49Oh.
00:16:50Okay.
00:16:56Oh, looking forward to your next book.
00:17:01That never happens in Indiana.
00:17:05Back to Wuthering Heights.
00:17:07Not to brag.
00:17:09But I happen to own a first edition.
00:17:11Come by my place sometime and check it out.
00:17:14Your place?
00:17:15Oh.
00:17:17Um.
00:17:17How about tomorrow?
00:17:33Hi, Miss Von Klimt.
00:17:36Hi, Poo-Poo.
00:17:41So cute.
00:17:43Where have you been?
00:17:44And why am I not Mrs. M.K. Roth yet?
00:17:48Funnily enough, I just ran into Max at the library.
00:17:56Did he say anything about the other night?
00:17:58Tell me everything.
00:17:59It actually didn't come up.
00:18:02That could be good.
00:18:04Actually, he invited me over tomorrow afternoon.
00:18:07You?
00:18:08What did I tell you about snaking my man?
00:18:12Back your bags!
00:18:14You're out of here!
00:18:15Wait, wait, let me explain.
00:18:20You're right.
00:18:21Max is a special case.
00:18:23My usual advice won't work.
00:18:25I need to get to know him better.
00:18:28I'll tell you everything so we can use it to your advantage.
00:18:31I just need some more time.
00:18:33Not a bad plan.
00:18:38What do you think, Poo-Poo?
00:18:41Should we trust her?
00:18:44I leave for New York this week.
00:18:46If you don't have results by the time that I'm back,
00:18:50you're out of a job and a publishing deal.
00:18:54Got it?
00:19:01Since the divorce, every moment was pain.
00:19:05James felt like Prometheus, tortured by the gods.
00:19:08But instead of eagles eating his liver,
00:19:11they picked at his heart.
00:19:13Then again, maybe he deserved to suffer.
00:19:27Who would read this self-pitying garbage?
00:19:30I've got to snap out of it.
00:19:34Lisa!
00:19:36I almost forgot.
00:19:37Just the writing break I needed.
00:19:48Hi, Max.
00:19:50It's so good to see you.
00:19:55Same here.
00:19:59Come in.
00:20:00Do you want some wine?
00:20:01Um, water's fine.
00:20:07Don't lose your mind over a man, Lisa.
00:20:09You have a job to do.
00:20:18Hard to believe people have been falling in love
00:20:20with Catherine and Heathcliff for almost 200 years.
00:20:24Well, they're pretty easy to fall for.
00:20:32I leave for New York this week.
00:20:34If you don't have results by the time that I'm back,
00:20:38you're out of a job and a publishing deal.
00:20:42Got it?
00:20:44So, Max, seeing anyone lately?
00:20:48I'm seeing you.
00:20:50Right now.
00:20:51I mean, romantically.
00:20:55What do you want in a woman?
00:21:00Just look in the mirror.
00:21:05You, Joker.
00:21:10Is it me, or is Max coming on stronger than Pepe Le Pew?
00:21:14He's supposed to want Giselle.
00:21:16I've got to get his mind off me.
00:21:21Forgive me, Emily Bronte.
00:21:30Lisa.
00:21:32It's a $50,000 book.
00:21:34$50,000?
00:21:37Oh, no.
00:21:38I went too far.
00:21:40Please let the book be okay.
00:21:47There's no damage.
00:21:50Luckily.
00:21:51I'm so sorry.
00:21:52Let me clean up.
00:22:01So when's the new book coming out?
00:22:04As soon as I finish writing it.
00:22:05It's not done yet, I thought.
00:22:07The subject matter is proving quite difficult.
00:22:10It's about a divorce.
00:22:13My divorce.
00:22:15I'm so sorry.
00:22:16I didn't know.
00:22:17Unlike some public figures,
00:22:18I don't like to broadcast my personal life.
00:22:21Anyway, I'll finish the book.
00:22:22I just can't find the ending.
00:22:24When I have writer's block,
00:22:25I usually try to chalk it out with someone.
00:22:27Usually my mom.
00:22:28She gives surprisingly good notes.
00:22:31Thanks, Lisa.
00:22:32But I don't think my mom can help me with this issue.
00:22:36Sorry.
00:22:37Stupid.
00:22:38Thanks for the advice.
00:22:40I can write an ending.
00:22:42I just don't know what it should be.
00:22:45Which reminds me I should probably get back to work.
00:22:59Thanks for coming by
00:23:02and getting me out of my head for a bit.
00:23:05Anytime.
00:23:06Anytime.
00:23:17Later, dude.
00:23:26As I left the house,
00:23:27Max continued his battle with the blank page.
00:23:32I couldn't help wondering if I'd ever see him again.
00:23:36Well,
00:23:37I guess I could maybe do something about that.
00:23:49I need more info to work with
00:23:51before Miss Von Klimt gets back,
00:23:52but how do I ask Max to hang out
00:23:54without giving him the wrong idea?
00:23:56He's supposed to date her,
00:23:57not me.
00:24:03reading by the pool.
00:24:05That's platonic.
00:24:07Thanks for having me over today.
00:24:09I'd love to return the favor.
00:24:11Come and read by my pool tomorrow?
00:24:17What am I thinking?
00:24:19Max goes to red carpet events
00:24:20and lives in a mansion.
00:24:21Why did I ask him to do the most boring thing on earth?
00:24:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:28He's responding.
00:24:30Please let me down gently, Max.
00:24:32My fragile heart can't take it.
00:24:40I really needed this.
00:24:43I got the big house, you know,
00:24:44but no pool.
00:24:45You're welcome anytime.
00:24:47I mean,
00:24:48I'm sure it's cool with Miss Von Klimt.
00:24:51It's her house.
00:24:52It's her house.
00:25:04Oh, still at it, I see.
00:25:09Sorry.
00:25:11Creepy, right?
00:25:12We can be creepy together.
00:25:20You're actually reading it?
00:25:22Are you joking?
00:25:23I can't put it down.
00:25:25It's like the sexiest book I've ever read.
00:25:27Hey, where do you get your ideas?
00:25:29Probably not where you think.
00:25:32My love life's pretty unexciting.
00:25:35Non-existent, actually.
00:25:37I find that hard to believe.
00:25:40You didn't know me growing up.
00:25:41I was an ugly duckling.
00:25:44It was easier making my characters fall in love
00:25:46than actually risking it myself.
00:25:50Well, Lisa,
00:25:52you're not an ugly duckling anymore.
00:25:56I think you should come out of your shell.
00:25:59Hmm.
00:26:01So, any other thoughts about the book?
00:26:04Yeah, one more.
00:26:06The next book you release,
00:26:08make it under your name.
00:26:10You are too good.
00:26:12I'll think about it.
00:26:15Hey, can you get my bag for me?
00:26:27Be cool, Lisa.
00:26:29You're just rubbing some lotion
00:26:30on your hero crush's back.
00:26:32Think of Miss Van Clempt.
00:26:51So, Max, I was wondering,
00:26:54the love interest in your last novel,
00:26:57is she based on your ex?
00:27:04Shoot!
00:27:05I said the wrong thing.
00:27:07Jesus, Lisa,
00:27:08you must be the worst dating coach in history.
00:27:14Yeah, I guess what I don't post online,
00:27:16it still comes out in my lighting.
00:27:23She's based on my ex-wife.
00:27:27Very different time.
00:27:30It's hard to even imagine myself
00:27:32having a romantic bone in my body,
00:27:36because all I do is write
00:27:39and avoid writing.
00:27:42Can I ask what happened?
00:27:44I thought she was my
00:27:46pixie,
00:27:49manic
00:27:50dream girl,
00:27:52but
00:27:53she was just manic.
00:27:55She was aggressive.
00:27:57She was type A,
00:27:59workaholic,
00:28:00obsessed
00:28:00with status
00:28:02and money.
00:28:03Sounds like Miss Van Clempt.
00:28:05Is that your type?
00:28:08It used to be,
00:28:10yeah.
00:28:13But
00:28:15I'm an introvert,
00:28:17you know?
00:28:18I would much rather prefer
00:28:20a pool day like this
00:28:22than some random
00:28:24L.A. party.
00:28:25If I decide to remarry,
00:28:28it's going to be someone
00:28:29who's like me.
00:28:33Maybe even a writer.
00:28:41Oh, no.
00:28:42Today was supposed
00:28:42to be platonic.
00:28:43Abort.
00:28:44Abort.
00:28:45What's wrong, Lisa?
00:28:46I'm getting hot.
00:28:47Are you thirsty?
00:28:48I am so thirsty.
00:28:48Oh?
00:28:49Oh!
00:28:50Oh!
00:28:53Oh!
00:28:55Oh!
00:28:56Oh!
00:28:56Oh!
00:28:57Oh!
00:28:58Oh!
00:28:58Oh!
00:29:00Oh!
00:29:01Oh!
00:29:02Oh!
00:29:03Oh!
00:29:04Oh!
00:29:05Oh!
00:29:11You ok?
00:29:12Don't worry about that, that was nuts.
00:29:14Oh!
00:29:15Hey!
00:29:17That's so mean!
00:29:25I'm pruning!
00:29:30I'm so mean!
00:29:38I'm pruning!
00:29:39You look pretty good for a prune.
00:29:50My phone!
00:30:00Geez! Is she psychic or something?
00:30:04Miss Von Clem, hi!
00:30:07Any updates on Max?
00:30:13Um...
00:30:16Who are you waving to?
00:30:18I just invited a friend over to swim.
00:30:20A fuck party? Show me!
00:30:23No! Of course not!
00:30:27Me likey!
00:30:28Just don't bang in my pool.
00:30:30I had it cleaned last week.
00:30:31So, what's happening with Max?
00:30:34I'm getting plenty of material.
00:30:37Music to my ears.
00:30:39Poopoos too.
00:30:40I have good news as well.
00:30:42Got the contract all settled with Tony.
00:30:45And we are signing Max to EMU Publishing.
00:30:49That's amazing!
00:30:50I'll talk to you about it more when I see you.
00:30:52Poopoos got a poopoo.
00:31:01How about some dinner tonight?
00:31:03A little spot by the beach.
00:31:05I don't normally go out, but...
00:31:07It might feel special.
00:31:09If you ruin this for Miss Von Clem,
00:31:11your writing career is done for.
00:31:14What'd you say?
00:31:21Giselle's contract just came in.
00:31:22Looks good.
00:31:23Ball's in our court.
00:31:24Yeah, maybe I should read it myself.
00:31:26Come on.
00:31:27You don't trust me?
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:31But...
00:31:31Make sure that she doesn't turn my books
00:31:33into some Hollywood cash-grab franchise.
00:31:36Okay?
00:31:36Hey.
00:31:37You're the boss, boss.
00:31:43Max paddled towards me with that same cheeky smirk
00:31:46he'd given me all day.
00:31:49If I didn't know better,
00:31:50I'd swear he wanted to kiss me.
00:31:54Lisa?
00:31:56Sorry about that.
00:31:57I had a business call.
00:32:00What are you writing?
00:32:04Max, stop!
00:32:05Is this your diary?
00:32:07Oh no.
00:32:07Max has my journal.
00:32:09How could I be so stupid?
00:32:19On second thought,
00:32:21I would not want anybody reading my diary.
00:32:28You never know when inspiration will strike.
00:32:37Have you felt inspired lately?
00:32:40Yes, I have.
00:32:41Maybe you're my muse.
00:32:43In all seriousness though,
00:32:44it's nice spending time with another writer.
00:32:47Makes me feel like less of a weirdo.
00:32:50Weirdo?
00:32:51Max, you're one of the most famous authors in the world.
00:32:54It gets lonely.
00:33:07What's wrong?
00:33:09That was amazing.
00:33:10Can I ask you a favor?
00:33:13Would you be willing to read my manuscript?
00:33:17Maybe you can help me write the ending.
00:33:21Me?
00:33:24I'm signing to EMU Publishing, so we're basically co-workers.
00:33:28And you're a fantastic writer.
00:33:30And you know my work.
00:33:32And you know that I'm struggling with this.
00:33:36I trust you, Lisa.
00:33:39You...
00:33:40Trust me?
00:33:42Yeah.
00:33:45Should I not?
00:33:46You might not trust me if you know that I'm an undercover date doctor.
00:33:52I'd be honored to read it, Max.
00:33:56Thanks.
00:34:01It would mean a lot to me.
00:34:10After dinner, we can print it at the library.
00:34:16Stop by my place to read it.
00:34:18In your place?
00:34:20That's okay, isn't it?
00:34:21He can't really be trying to sleep with me, right?
00:34:24He just wants to give me his manuscript.
00:34:27Because if he does have other ideas, I'm not sure I'll be able to control myself.
00:34:35Check, please.
00:35:00Clumsy.
00:35:01Careful.
00:35:02Clumsy girl.
00:35:03I'm only clumsy around you.
00:35:06Is that right?
00:35:07Please, do not share this with anyone.
00:35:10The only people I want reading it are you and me.
00:35:14Okay?
00:35:15Thank you for trusting me.
00:35:17Thank you for trusting me.
00:35:23You make it easy.
00:35:26Max...
00:35:27They can't be...
00:35:34Oh, my God.
00:35:36Max...
00:35:37Oh, my God. Max...
00:35:41Oh, shit.
00:37:34Oh, no.
00:37:35I'm at Max's place.
00:37:37Oh, my gosh.
00:37:39Oh, my gosh.
00:37:40I can't believe I slept with Max.
00:37:43Miss Von Klimt will murder me.
00:37:52Relax, Lisa.
00:37:53Max is famous.
00:37:54He probably has one-night stands all the time.
00:37:57No reason he can't still fall for Miss Von Klimt.
00:38:01Lisa?
00:38:02What are you doing?
00:38:06Max, look, we don't have to talk about this.
00:38:09I'm a romance writer.
00:38:10I know what this is.
00:38:12What is this?
00:38:13Fun in the sun.
00:38:15Too much wine at dinner.
00:38:17One thing lit to another.
00:38:19It's not a big deal.
00:38:20I haven't slept with anyone, Lisa, since my wife left me.
00:38:25Oh.
00:38:26I want to see you again.
00:38:29And not just to get your notes.
00:38:42Me, too.
00:38:47And that.
00:39:00Giselle?
00:39:02What are you doing here?
00:39:06Miss Von Klimt?
00:39:07She's supposed to be out of town until Friday.
00:39:14Respector.
00:39:14When Tony told me you were ready to sign the contract,
00:39:18I flew home early to personally deliver mimosas.
00:39:23Hope you're thirsty.
00:39:25Thanks.
00:39:25But it's not a very good time for me.
00:39:28What's wrong?
00:39:29You have company?
00:39:33Good thing I'm not the jealous type.
00:39:36Who's the lucky lady?
00:39:38Gentleman never tells.
00:39:43Thanks again.
00:39:44I'll see you at the signing.
00:39:45Cheers.
00:39:46Max!
00:39:47Go!
00:39:56Mimosas, anyone?
00:40:00Lisa?
00:40:27Giselle!
00:40:29You're home early!
00:40:30You're home early!
00:40:30Did you have a sleepover with your fuck buddy last night?
00:40:34What was his name, by the way?
00:40:36He was just some guy from Tinder.
00:40:39Probably used a fake name anyway.
00:40:40Which was?
00:40:41Ma-
00:40:42Er-
00:40:44Jerry!
00:40:46Jerry McIntosh.
00:40:48Almost sounded like you were gonna say Max.
00:40:52That's funny.
00:40:55What's going on with my guy anyways?
00:40:57You know, I've been having the nastiest dreams about him.
00:41:02I saw him a few times while you were away.
00:41:04Everything's in my journal.
00:41:05Let me see!
00:41:07My handwriting's a mess.
00:41:09I'll retype it for you by tonight.
00:41:11Okay.
00:41:12Nice work.
00:41:14I'm sending half your bonus.
00:41:16There better be some juicy shit in there.
00:41:21Thanks, Miss Von Clemson.
00:41:29Oh, what is up, hot stuff?
00:41:31Keep it in your pants for once.
00:41:33Oh, come on.
00:41:34Everything's going according to plan.
00:41:36I'll see you at the signing.
00:41:37Oh, I will be there, beautiful.
00:41:51I'm getting carpal tunnel.
00:41:52This is like the longest contract I've ever signed.
00:41:55Hey, for the biggest check.
00:41:56Huh?
00:42:01Well, you just bought yourself a bestseller.
00:42:04Let's toast.
00:42:13You're awfully quiet today, Giselle.
00:42:16You know I'm thrilled.
00:42:17I'm your biggest fan.
00:42:19I was just thinking about your book that I finished last night.
00:42:23I was wondering if I should read it again before I return it to the library.
00:42:30I love libraries, but I wouldn't take you as the type.
00:42:33Oh, I love the smell of old books.
00:42:36Me too.
00:42:44See you.
00:42:49To the thorn tree.
00:42:51To the thorn tree, please.
00:42:56Well, when do we get to see the manuscript?
00:42:59I'm dying to read it.
00:43:00Just waiting for notes from a trusted reader.
00:43:02Really? Who?
00:43:03Don't worry. I'll send it soon.
00:43:09Well, I should get going.
00:43:11So, Tony, thanks for the champagne.
00:43:12You got it, buddy.
00:43:13And I'll see you.
00:43:14Bye, Max.
00:43:16We'll be in touch.
00:43:21We signed, babe.
00:43:22We are almost there.
00:43:23And if everything else goes according to plan,
00:43:25you're going to be at a bankruptcy.
00:43:27And we are going to be filthy, stinking rich.
00:43:30You always know what to say to a girl, Tony.
00:43:33Well, I also know what to do to a girl, too.
00:43:38How's the nurse working out, Mom?
00:43:39Nice to have someone get the wine glasses down from the top shelf for me.
00:43:43I am so glad I can finally afford someone for you.
00:43:46Thank you, sugar.
00:43:48Just don't spend all your bonus on me.
00:43:52Gotta go.
00:43:53Love you.
00:43:58Miss Juan Clement, hi.
00:44:00Max?
00:44:02Am I interrupting something?
00:44:04No.
00:44:07But I, uh...
00:44:09So, can I come in?
00:44:11Resist, Lisa.
00:44:12Miss Juan Clement sees Max in here.
00:44:13I'm dead meat.
00:44:24At least I'll die happy.
00:44:25We'll die.
00:44:28I'm dead.
00:44:28I'm dead.
00:44:41I'm dead.
00:44:45I'm dead.
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