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00:00I'm going to marry the girl who has passedDAY
00:01And I'm going to sign the girl who has paid for this
00:02I'll say grace to this
00:04Think I'm about to be late for this
00:09She knows go'n't wait for this
00:11Take the picture but don't filter this
00:13I'll say grace to this
00:14I'm going to sign the girl who has become a good lady
00:17She gon' add me on my rage
00:19Hey, you're not going to sign my bill
00:21You're not going to sign that you're not going to sign it
00:24You're not going to sign this
00:24But what?
00:27Let's get back to you
00:29Oh, yeah, come on that side.
01:01Is that malicious?
01:04Are you running for the doll?
01:06Look, I know you must hate me, but I just need you to understand.
01:09Femmes.
01:10Femme la mousse.
01:12Hate you.
01:14You're not mad?
01:15No, of course not.
01:16Look at you, you're playing with the big boys now.
01:18St. Gilbert's most coveted position.
01:20It's David versus Goliath.
01:22Potter versus Voldemort.
01:24Frodo versus Sauron.
01:26You do realise that the small guys won in each of those scenarios?
01:30I am looking forward to going head-to-head at the Hustings.
01:34But I warn you, I play dirty.
01:38Dirty how?
01:40You'll see.
01:56Dirty how?
01:56Dirty how?
01:56Dirty how?
01:57Dirty how?
02:11Dirty how?
02:14Fuck!
02:19Fuck!
02:22Felix!
02:23Yo, what are you doing here?
02:25This ARB isn't going to complete itself.
02:26Look, I already apologised to you about the whole dinner thing with the parents,
02:30but just don't be wasting my time.
02:32Exams start soon.
02:33Spit in my drink, call me Tutu Sluts.
02:35I don't care, but just don't play with my work.
02:37I'm serious.
02:38I'm being serious, okay?
02:39I need this grade as much as you do.
02:41It's not what you said the last time you spoke.
02:42Do you want my help or not?
02:43I just want the connect from the British Library.
02:46Well, I can do you one better.
02:50First-hand sources and documents courtesy of...
02:56...my godfather.
02:57Shit, this must have taken you forever.
02:59Yeah.
03:00I don't even think we've got time to complete this.
03:02With this source material, plus if we're both pitching in...
03:07Alright.
03:08No fucking about.
03:09We've got to get this done by today.
03:11Preferably by six.
03:12Great.
03:12Yeah.
03:12I'm going to go shower.
03:13Cool.
03:17Be to the library?
03:18Yeah.
03:19Cool.
03:45You thirsty.
03:46What if the Dominus Calumny was more...
03:49than just a popularity contest?
03:51What if the Dominus Calumny is basically just a popularity contest?
03:54So you'd be pretty cray cray to not vote for Mimi.
03:56Chunk of cheddar for a vote for cheddar.
03:58Thank you very much.
03:59Get out my face.
04:01Ouch-a.
04:02I'm sorry.
04:03We're only.
04:03I'm sorry.
04:04I'm sorry.
04:05What you're doing.
04:06I'm sorry.
04:06But the other one looks like...
04:12I'm sorry.
04:13I'm sorry, not to get a lot of votes.
04:34Oh, God, yeah, you look like Beth.
04:37What was I thinking?
04:38I can't win this.
04:39The Dom's a popularity contest.
04:41I hope you think my brother's top of the food chain.
04:43He's bribing people for the vote.
04:44What?
04:46Fun-sized dairy snacks.
04:47I think you've got every chance of winning.
04:49Hi, ladies.
04:51Let me that.
04:52Let me that.
04:53The Dom is the only vaguely political thing
04:57I can put on my application to your dad.
05:02Okay, well...
05:06What is it?
05:07What's wrong?
05:09My family's going to find out that I've lied.
05:10I've already told them I've got the internship.
05:12I'm sure they'll understand.
05:13You don't know my family.
05:15Popularity is fickle, Femi.
05:16I know, but it means everything in this place.
05:19If you have the gift of the gab, you have the masses.
05:24Please.
05:25Femi?
05:27Femi?
05:28Where are you going?
05:31Oh, Jesus.
05:33Oh, Mark.
05:34Hey, hey, hey.
05:36Musculo natural.
05:37I like it.
05:38You have not had a chance to shout.
05:39It's taken me countless hours, but I finished my final piece.
05:42Oh, my God.
05:42No way.
05:43Wait, so the peaches are like...
05:44Dead.
05:45Gone.
05:45Oh, thank God.
05:46I'm so happy for you.
05:47Is this it?
05:48Can I see it?
05:49Hey, hey, hey.
05:49It's all about the anticipation, the drama, the reveal.
05:53Like, I've never been so consumed by a project.
05:55Like, this piece is a representation of me or, like, who I am.
05:59And that isn't arrogant of me, right?
06:01An artist without an ego is like a bird without wings.
06:05Who said that?
06:06Me.
06:07I did.
06:07It's not.
06:08Yeah, I just know.
06:08But I'm just...
06:09I'm so proud of you.
06:10Seriously.
06:10Well, don't get too excited.
06:12I was told I need to get permission from Kyle if I want to switch out.
06:14Okay, well, make sure you do.
06:15The street is saying that the top reps from all the art schools are coming to our final exhibition.
06:20It's all falling into place.
06:22Oh, my God.
06:22We should do, like, a joint art show over the summer.
06:27Imagine two queer black artists bearing their soul for unapologetic art shows.
06:43Toby, we need to talk.
06:46Uh, not now, Miss Kate.
06:47Urgent revision.
06:48It's important.
06:50Yo, Abby.
06:52It's me again.
06:53Listen, there's really low availability on these economy flights and I can't afford these business
06:58class flights.
06:59So, call me back.
07:01Toby, what?
07:02You're looking fine.
07:03Fine, boy.
07:04What?
07:04No pimple.
07:05Like your dimple simple.
07:07Has anyone told you you're looking fine today?
07:09A few people.
07:09Okay, listen.
07:10Move, man.
07:10I'm booking flights.
07:11You going somewhere nice?
07:13Tell me.
07:13What do you want?
07:14So, uh, it turns out, being the Dominus Calami means I have to get people to like me.
07:20I was thinking, like, oh, who's the most...
07:22Okay, let me stop you right there.
07:24No.
07:24Just a few hours of your time.
07:26Brother, I ain't got no few hours.
07:28I've got revision to do.
07:29I'm working the graveyard shift tonight with this Japanese job.
07:32And...
07:33Oh, Abby's hiding from me and that.
07:36Move out my way.
07:39Air miles.
07:43What do you mean, air miles?
07:44Well, if you're going to be travelling all over Europe, it's going to be pretty expensive.
07:48Okay, so get to the point.
07:49All right.
07:49What are you talking about air miles?
07:50London to Lagos, a family of four, twice a year.
07:54My dad has thousands.
07:55So, what are you offering?
07:56If I'm the don, I'm pretty sure my proud dad will slip me a few, which means I can slip
08:03a few to you.
08:09Two hours, I'll help you.
08:11Yeah?
08:12Yeah.
08:13Yeah.
08:13Oh, my God.
08:14What are you doing?
08:15What are you doing?
08:15Put me down.
08:16Put me down.
08:27Absolutely not.
08:28But, mistress...
08:29This is not the sort of art I want associated with St. Gilbert's.
08:33Okay, maybe it needs a little bit of explaining.
08:35Top art schools are coming to this exhibition.
08:37And it's a big deal for students.
08:39It is not all about you.
08:42Yes, mistress.
09:03What are those?
09:03C supplements.
09:05C supplements.
09:06Caffeine tablets.
09:07And no, there aren't enough to share.
09:09Why would I want to put that shit in my body?
09:11How many of these you had?
09:12How much have you written?
09:14Uh, 761 words.
09:16Really?
09:17Mm-hmm.
09:18Mm-hmm.
09:24You hungry?
09:26It's all good.
09:27I've got some stuff here.
09:29I've got some.
09:29Or some.
09:33Thanks.
09:40I really am sorry.
09:42You know, for being at your yard, intruding like that.
09:45You don't need to keep bringing it up.
09:47I know, but that's the reason you're doing this project, no?
09:51Because Hong Kong isn't an option.
09:56I don't know why you'd want to live with your dad anyway.
10:00He seems like a dickhead.
10:02I'm not apologizing for calling him a dickhead.
10:04You know I'm right.
10:06Dad's a shit.
10:08It's a fact of life.
10:11You know, I actually thought he'd come home to see me.
10:15But it was just about the divorce.
10:18Left before the income home signature was even dry.
10:20Right.
10:23So, it's either Cambridge or staying home with her.
10:27Can't you get a place?
10:29I'm sure some of that divorce money is yours.
10:31Yeah, my mum's using old school equipment.
10:33Anything to prove she's good at the job.
10:36God knows what I'll have left in my trust fund.
10:38What a tragedy.
10:39I know.
10:42Why don't we just get back to work?
10:48After all, you're doing really well.
10:50Yeah?
10:52Yeah.
10:57I know you can find it.
11:01Each candidate has their own thing.
11:04Mabel has cupcakes.
11:05Cheddar's got cheese.
11:07Like, obviously, they've been working on their campaign for weeks.
11:09And I'm just a little bit behind.
11:12So, everything rests on my hustling speech.
11:14Which I've been working on.
11:16Yeah, I just feel like it's missing that vim.
11:19That, uh, that X factor.
11:21That Tobyism.
11:23Right.
11:24Well, I am one of one and can't be replicated.
11:26Mm-hmm.
11:26But we'll try.
11:29Let's see what you got.
11:29So, uh, I figured everybody loves somebody that's funny.
11:34So, uh, I'm going to start with a joke.
11:39Knock, knock.
11:48Bro, that's when you're supposed to say who's there.
11:50Okay, what else have you got?
11:51Well, after everybody laughs and it breaks the ice,
11:55I go on to say,
11:57Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
11:59My name is Femi Adebayor.
12:00I'm here for your vote to elect me as your Dominus Kalami.
12:04Bro, I'm bored.
12:05Bro, because you're not listening.
12:06I'm not listening because I'm bored.
12:08It's about presentation.
12:10For starters, you're there mumbling into your chest.
12:12Bro, because, bro, you're making me anxious.
12:14Okay, so what's the room for Lerardi students going to make you feel?
12:19Bro, this doesn't come easy to me like it does for you.
12:24Pick up your top lip.
12:26You're the actor.
12:27Okay?
12:29You might not be confident,
12:30but you can, you know, I don't know,
12:33act like you're confident.
12:35How?
12:36Stand up.
12:41Chin up.
12:42Chest up.
12:43Deep breath.
12:45Sell it to me.
12:48Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
12:51My name is Femi Adebayor.
12:54Adebayor.
12:54And I'm here to tell you why I should be elected as your Dominus Kalami.
13:00Better.
13:00Less with the gunfingers, but good.
13:02Okay.
13:02Again.
13:03All right.
13:04Promises, promises, promises.
13:06Said you do it later, but later never came.
13:07I've abolished astonishment.
13:08Don't be surprised when you hear my name in a room that you're hobbled in.
13:11I'm made of diamonds.
13:12You're made of cobblestone.
13:13I'm in alignment.
13:13You're in a trouble zone.
13:16Okay.
13:17Okay.
13:17Not too bad.
13:19Okay.
13:20Okay.
13:22How's yours going on?
13:23Yeah, pretty good.
13:24Okay.
13:25Can I hear it?
13:26Yeah, sure.
13:27So, um, okay.
13:30Colonialism inflicted deep and lasting harm on colonised nations,
13:34disrupting societies, economies and cultures.
13:37Mm-hmm.
13:38European powers exploited indigenous resources,
13:40enriching themselves while impoverishing local populations.
13:44Sounds familiar.
13:45Yeah, because I got it for one of these.
13:47Which one?
13:49I don't know.
13:51You haven't cited it?
13:53I thought you only cited the quotes.
13:55Okay, but it's word for word, so it is a quote.
13:58Bloody hell, it's what I would have said anyway.
14:01Okay, so how much of this is actually yours?
14:06Um...
14:07Not on this page.
14:09Not on this page.
14:11This stuff is my own.
14:13This is mostly AIs.
14:15AI, bro.
14:16Yeah.
14:16You can't be using AI, they will find out.
14:19How do you not know this?
14:24Have I completely fucked it?
14:25No.
14:27No, no, no.
14:28Not at all.
14:29I'm not an idiot.
14:30I know you're lying.
14:31I'm not lying.
14:32Just need some massaging.
14:33You know what?
14:33Send it over to me.
14:35Um, and I'll have a play around with it.
14:38Okay.
15:05I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
15:07Oh, I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
15:09Honestly, sir, I don't know how that got there.
15:12Open your bag.
15:13No, not that bad.
15:14Hey.
15:17Just what the doctor ordered.
15:19Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Femi.
15:22I did buy off.
15:23I don't know what you're talking about.
15:38Yep.
15:39Uh, what are you doing?
15:41Uh, nothing.
15:42Good.
15:42We have to go and support Femi because every vote counts.
15:45So let's go.
15:46What now?
15:46Talking about now.
15:47Yes, now.
15:53But I can't lie to us.
15:54We some links or something because it's meant to have a funk in it.
15:57Yeah, no, I've just been working and I just didn't have time to shower.
16:03Yo, Neil, come in.
16:07What?
16:08Toby said we have to help Femi out.
16:09Yeah, and it's happening right now.
16:11Yeah, I can't because I'm busy.
16:12Are you okay?
16:14No, because the dead weight that is Felix has somehow become even deader.
16:19So just ditch him.
16:20I can't.
16:21We're being marked and working together.
16:22Plus, I kind of feel bad for him.
16:26You're like kicking a puppy.
16:28A spoiled, entitled, problematic puppy.
16:32I don't know.
16:33I just think he needs to feel like he's not fucking useless right now.
16:37Okay, so let me just get this straight so we both can understand.
16:39So you're going to do the lion's share of the work on a project talking about the ills of colonialism
16:44so that you can help your privileged white boy buddy.
16:46Why do you have to say it like that?
16:48Listen, I've got tons of shit to do and I even said I was going to meet Benjamin.
16:52Look, I'm sure he'll understand.
16:54Sorry, but I was planning to get Dick down and just...
16:57I beg your pardon.
16:58The Hustings is just an excuse to get wasted.
17:00Wish Femi the best for me.
17:02I've got shit to do.
17:03But Leah, look...
17:04No buts apart from you two's getting out of the library.
17:07That's rude.
17:08Thank you, goodbye.
17:10Okay, visual's sorted.
17:11What's next?
17:12You know what?
17:13I think you're good from here.
17:15I've got everything.
17:16Ready?
17:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:17I thought you said there was a bunch of stuff to do.
17:19On my part.
17:20You can just leave me with it.
17:22I promise.
17:23Okay.
17:24Cool.
17:25Great.
17:30Well, I'll see you...
17:32later.
17:59You're good.
17:59Right, settle down.
18:00Settle down.
18:02Settle down.
18:04You've become...
18:22Now, I know it's tradition to get a little rowdy, but choosing the Dominus Calamie, well, it's an opportunity to
18:30take a break from the stresses of revision.
18:32However, see me afterwards, Quentin.
18:36However, becoming the Dominus Calamie is a great St. Gilbert's tradition.
18:41In fact, it's an incredible honour.
18:44You not only get to do the speech at the graduation ceremony, but you get to represent the school at
18:50future events as official ambassador.
18:54Miss MacDonald.
18:55Miss MacDonald.
19:07Damn, boys. And thank you, Jonathan.
19:11Welcome to the Hustings for the 106th selection of the Dominus Calabies!
19:22The first to receive...
19:24Cheers!
19:25I've already got some, but thanks, Quentin.
19:28The first to receive two-thirds of the vote wins.
19:31But first, a few words from our candidates!
19:40My best friend, Ria, and my girlfriend, Devonye, for checking my privilege.
19:46You took a flawed acorn and turned her into a fully-fledged ally tree.
19:56I'm really excited to bring the entire year group into the future with diversity and...
20:02Are you playing me off?
20:03Well, I did just say a few words.
20:12Not to mention, I know how to throw a bloody good party.
20:17To vote for any of my competitors, Cheeseboy, Flemmy, or The Ginger, would be a vote for mediocrity.
20:28But I'll let you decide.
20:35Thank you, Chaplain Jones. You have my vote.
20:40Up next, we have Sammy Femi! Oh, sorry.
20:45Femi Adebayo.
20:54Hello, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Femi Adebayo, and I'm here to tell you exactly why I should be
21:01your Dominus Kalami.
21:03Some of you may see this as a position, a popularity contest, but what if you selected someone who could
21:16help you lay the foundations of a legacy that will be remembered forever?
21:29Wow, that was uninspiring.
21:33Up next, we have...
21:36The girls...
21:46Let's get a round of applause for our very own Semi Femi, yeah?
21:51Yeah!
21:51Yeah!
21:52Yeah!
21:53I mean, uh...
21:55Bit of a shaky speech there.
21:56He gives the impression of someone who'd be better as a sub, rather than a dong.
22:02Yeah, I'm joking. I am joking.
22:04I mean, nice effort.
22:05I mean, that's Femi all over, isn't it, really?
22:08Resilient.
22:09Resourceful.
22:09I know that.
22:10Better than anyone.
22:12Like the time he forgot to pack boxes, so he just wore dirty ones inside out for a week.
22:18Yeah.
22:19Ooh.
22:19No, I know. Gross.
22:21I think it got so bad that he even asked me if he could borrow mine.
22:25Which is not unusual for Femi.
22:29Before you know it, he's walking like you, he's talking like you, and he's dressing like you.
22:34If you don't have a personality, you just take someone else's.
22:39Isn't that right?
22:42Semi Femi.
22:50What else?
22:52Oh, yes.
22:54Vote for me!
23:08I think we've got all the information we need.
23:12And now, it's time to VARGE!
23:15Oh, it's time to go!
23:23Wait...
23:27Oh, it's time to go!
23:34Oh!
23:35Oh!
23:35Oh, it's time to try!
23:44For me, here you come.
23:45You want to talk to me, I don't want to talk to him right now.
23:48All right, cool. At least hand in your vote.
23:50Bro, I got to go. Sorry.
23:51Just cast your vote, bro.
23:53Omar, cast your vote, man.
23:56Your snake.
23:58Snake in it, man.
24:00Mr. Stapes.
24:02Yeah, miss.
24:03This doesn't look like a revision.
24:06It's biology, because I'm studying the cortisol levels
24:09under high-pressure situations, so this is actually...
24:13Well, I was going to pop this in your vision, huh?
24:17Sorry, miss. Sorry, excuse me.
24:19Um, are you sure this is...
24:21You might have handed me the wrong paper here.
24:25No, that's correct.
24:27I've never got a B in my life.
24:29This was a mock exam.
24:31Imagine if it had been the real thing.
24:33I've been warning about this for weeks.
24:35I've got nothing but arrogance and cocksure answers
24:37disrupted by this and that.
24:39Sorry, that's not true. I've been focused, miss.
24:41I've been focused. I have been focused. I just...
24:45Hobie, have you changed your mind about Cambridge?
24:48No. Why are you seeing that?
24:50Because unless you pick it up,
24:51you're not going to get the grades you need to get in.
24:54I suggest you actually go and revise.
24:57Let this be a wake-up call.
25:16Oh, my God.
25:17Sorry, I was trying to be cool and romantic and shit.
25:22Everything I do seems to come across as creepy.
25:25Why are you here?
25:27You said six o'clock.
25:28I cancelled.
25:32Shit, I meant to cancel.
25:38I'm sorry.
25:39Um, I promise the last thing I wanted to do
25:42was spend all night in a library, but I have no choice.
25:47I don't think I've ever seen you without a book in your hand.
25:51Listen, I'm sorry that I fucked up your evening,
25:53but I actually got work to put in.
25:55Good grades don't just fall from the sky, you know?
25:57Yeah, I know.
25:58I don't think you do, because if you did,
26:00you'd understand the amount of pressure that I'm under here.
26:02Oh, if you weren't so self-absorbed and listened.
26:07You know, it's up at 5am today,
26:09just so I could get the night off to see you.
26:11I need free aids to get to Bristol unit,
26:14but that doesn't give an excuse to be shitty
26:16and judge everyone around me if they're not up to my standards.
26:18Are you going to leave now?
26:21Yeah, I'm going. Cool.
26:34I'm going. Cool.
26:39What's up is that?
26:40What's up is that?
26:41What's up is that?
26:41What's up is that?
26:47Are you from Severstone?
26:52Get him.
26:53How we do this ting?
26:54Rude boy every day, family keep it easy.
26:57Rude up on the streets.
26:58Our hair fam every day, we keep it crazy.
27:00Bad B's telling me she loves the way that I move.
27:02But, you know, it's crazy.
27:02Telling you're sleazy.
27:03Maybe it's not the same.
27:05Even when you can't imitate old Phoebe.
27:14All right, Claire.
27:16Thanks.
27:16Bro, what are you doing here?
27:18Don't let that floppy heads fool you, you know.
27:19They can mess you up.
27:20I was visiting Leo.
27:21Well, until she kicked me out.
27:26Why did she kick you out?
27:27I should go.
27:28You sure?
27:28But you probably want to wait until the coast is clear.
27:30You know, just in case.
27:38Do you want a drink?
27:40I brought them for Leo.
27:46Yeah.
27:46Yeah.
27:47Sure.
27:47Why not?
27:49The votes have been verified.
27:55And I can confirm the candidate in last place is...
28:00Sorry.
28:03Miss Chaplin Jones.
28:05Oh.
28:12Are you fucking serious?
28:14Don't shoot the messenger, babe.
28:16Move.
28:18Useless.
28:19Useless.
28:19And you know what, Annabelle?
28:20You were adopted.
28:21Move.
28:23Move.
28:24Move.
28:24Move.
28:25This is an unprecedented vote.
28:28No candidate has yet reached the required threshold to win.
28:32As a result, after a brief intermission, we will hear from our candidates one last time and then vote...
28:38...again.
28:40Fuck my life.
28:42Jesus.
28:44What?
28:45Femi.
28:45Dom, Dom.
28:46Well done.
28:47You made it through.
28:48Good effort.
28:49Looks like your smear campaign didn't work.
28:51Oh, that was nothing.
28:52That was just the mere tip.
28:55The next round, we're going in the entire shaft and balls.
29:02Shaft and ball?
29:03Yeah.
29:31Hello, bro.
29:32What are you telling me?
29:32I thought you were almost starting to forget me.
29:34I'm busy, bro.
29:35Busy.
29:36How's it all going, though?
29:38Bro.
29:39I did a mock exam.
29:41I got a B.
29:42Oh.
29:43So you think that's funny?
29:44No, no, no.
29:45I'm surprised I don't associate you with Bs, innit?
29:48It's more of Femi's take.
29:50I was choosing not to go to Cambridge then.
29:52Me, I had that choice.
29:55So I could go travelling with Abby or whatever.
29:58And now, it's looking like I haven't even got the option.
30:02What, it's a mock? I need to bounce back.
30:04Jay, even if I can scrape it back,
30:07I've already told Abby I'm paying for the flights and all of that shit.
30:10Bro, she currently goes to me right now,
30:13so I don't even know what's going on.
30:15Fuck me, man.
30:17What if I've done all this just so I can lose Cambridge and Abby?
30:20Come on, man. It's Cambridge.
30:23Big, big Cambridge, bro.
30:24If she don't understand, then I don't know, man. She will, though.
30:28You reckon?
30:28Yeah.
30:30Look, man, it's a big leap.
30:33But you have to face it, even me coming here.
30:35Bro, I'm still feeling out of place and out of sort,
30:39but I'm glad I did it.
30:42Bro, if I didn't, I'd be kicking myself alive, that's for sure.
30:48Yo, people are moving, innit? So let me buy you back, yeah?
30:51Alright.
30:51Alright, you too.
30:52In a bit.
31:02So this is it?
31:05Nah!
31:06Nah, you said you wouldn't laugh.
31:07I'm not laughing. It's shock, bro.
31:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, in a good way.
31:10Alright, sure.
31:10Different emotions and sides in all of us,
31:13fighting and harmonising simultaneously.
31:16Thanks.
31:17I'm sure the curse is clear. You can go now.
31:20I'm in no rush, bro.
31:22You know, it would have been cheaper to buy her one big bottle.
31:26I mean, my sister works in promotion.
31:28She said she had her shitload left over.
31:29Treating Leah to leftover promotional bottles of Prosecco.
31:33And they say romance is dead.
31:37So what's going on with you and Leo?
31:39We're just different people.
31:41Different priorities.
31:42If that makes sense.
31:44Yeah.
31:45Makes a lot of sense.
31:47There's this guy I'm seeing and he's great.
31:51Really lovely, in fact.
31:53And?
31:54He's got me jumping behind pillars.
31:56What?
31:56In a good way?
31:58I keep hiding from him.
32:00I think I like him because he's safe.
32:03And I thought that was good for me because, you know,
32:05safe is my happy place.
32:06I love safe.
32:07What makes you think you're safe?
32:09I'm not exactly chaotic, am I?
32:11Your art is.
32:13I'm not fooled by the button-up look.
32:16I think you're attracted to messiness.
32:19Yeah, nah, that's enough Prosecco's for you.
32:22Wait, nah.
32:23I think it's you.
32:24Okay.
32:25I don't think you should be hiding it under a blanket.
32:27Or jumping behind pillars to avoid what you really want.
32:34Mm.
32:35Mm.
32:36Mm.
32:40Thank you, man.
32:42Of course.
32:43You're wise.
32:44I watch a lot of Right at First Sight with my grandma.
32:47Dad.
32:47You're on that?
32:48Yeah, bro.
32:49I don't get it.
32:49Nobody watches that.
32:51What?
32:52Everyone watches that?
32:53See you later, man.
33:05Oh, hi.
33:06Leah.
33:10Not even an apology?
33:13Apology for...?
33:14For standing me up the other night.
33:16I'm sorry, Zhang.
33:17I thought it was just a whole study thing.
33:20But it was for a good reason, I promise.
33:22Well, I thought it was a good reason, but then it turns out that he's a dickhead.
33:26You're dead.
33:26You met up with someone else.
33:29Zhang, am I missing something?
33:30Really, Leah?
33:31Yeah.
33:39That is just blatant nepotism.
33:41Your sense of entitlement is astounding.
33:43Just because your dad was a dom doesn't make you the best person for the job.
33:47And anyway, it's about time this role went to a woman.
33:52Sorry.
33:53Sorry.
33:53Are you even from here?
33:56It's kind of phobic.
33:57Oh, that's not even a word.
33:58Yes, it is.
33:58And you're an idiot.
34:00Thank you very much.
34:01Objection.
34:02And overruled, but sustained.
34:04Tramly.
34:06Like, like, it doesn't even make any sense.
34:08Like, because the dom has, like, like, like, never been a woman.
34:11So that would make it fair.
34:13Oh, bless you.
34:15Pathetic.
34:16And this one.
34:16Look at him as the dom.
34:18Ugh.
34:19Stiff.
34:20Wooden.
34:21Lifeless.
34:22And those were just his King Lear reviews.
34:24Is that all you've got?
34:25Insults?
34:26Shut up, mate.
34:27Haven't you got a bed to piss in?
34:28Which is a true story, by the way.
34:30Yeah.
34:31Thank you very much.
34:35Order.
34:36Order.
34:37Adebayo.
34:39Yeah.
34:40I wore the same pants for a week.
34:43Yeah, I got pissed and pissed my bed and hid my sheets.
34:50Let's see, what else do you know about me?
34:53Sometimes, I suck my thumb when I'm sleeping.
34:58I piss sitting down.
35:02You'll probably tell them that...
35:05I'm a virgin.
35:11So, beyond the put-downs, you've got nothing.
35:17Just like you will have nothing to offer being the dom.
35:20Because it doesn't mean anything to you.
35:22Just like I'm guessing, it doesn't mean anything to most of you.
35:26Yeah.
35:32Well, it means something to me.
35:35I want to do our year justice.
35:38I want our future years to look back at our year as the best year.
35:43Full of absolute legends.
35:49So, instead of voting for Mr. I don't really give a shit.
35:54Vote for someone who does.
36:14Vote for me and I'll get all of you twats into gladness.
36:14Vote for me and I'll get all of you twats into gladness.
36:26Fast and brave!
36:27Yes!
36:29That's right!
36:3010-40s!
36:32Unlimited wet wipes for everyone!
36:56noun
37:04Hi!
37:06Hi Happy.
37:08You know what?
37:09I'm not sure.
37:10I'm not sure if we're still together.
37:12I hope we are.
37:15I just want to talk to you.
37:17I need to talk to you.
37:18It's about the traveling.
37:20I'm not sure where your head is at with any of it but...
37:27Uh, what are you doing here?
37:29Is now a bad time?
37:31No.
37:34It's just, uh...
37:38You know, I've kind of, like, left me on read
37:42for the past, like, three days.
37:44Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.
37:45Well, I was about to send you a message.
37:47Me first.
37:50Your mum said that you were getting cold for you about Cambridge
37:52and that you weren't going because of me,
37:53and so I thought I could stay away from you and I tried,
37:56but I couldn't, I can't, so...
37:58I think that's because I love you.
38:05You don't need to say it back.
38:07Or anything.
38:19But, I mean, you could say something.
38:21Yeah, nah, shit.
38:24Um...
38:28I love you too.
38:32I...
38:39I proper love you.
38:44I love you.
38:56But, Cambridge...
38:58I don't know about you, but...
39:00I don't know if I can do long distance.
39:02I don't know if I can do long distance.
39:07Me neither.
39:27Are we all in agreement?
39:36The votes have been verified.
39:44And I can confirm that the candidate in third place is...
39:49Johnson.
39:52What?
39:53I don't know.
39:54Honey, it's okay.
39:54I'll be fine.
39:55Remember, my illustrious spectators, there can only be one winner.
40:01Which means the candidate in second place is...
40:11Trumley!
40:12Meaning our new Dominus Calumni is...
40:17Femi Adebayo.
40:21What?
40:24Congratulations, Semi Femi!
40:26Woo!
40:28Woo!
40:31Well, come on up, dickhead.
40:51How did you do it?
40:53You were there.
40:55Confidence, character and charisma.
40:57Come on.
40:58Nobody chose you over Glastow tickets.
41:00And they saw through your life.
41:02I wasn't lying.
41:03I have connects and everyone in that room knows that.
41:06That's why something isn't adding up here.
41:09I smell a rat.
41:11Well, I know it's hard to accept, but...
41:13David beat the life.
41:17Oh, you know that something isn't adding up here, femfems,
41:20and I will find the truth!
41:22You trust me!
41:30Hey.
41:32Hear my man about hey.
41:33Is this not you?
41:34Meet me in my room.
41:3510pm.
41:36Life or death.
41:37It is!
41:37So, are you going to tell us or are you just gonna...
41:41Yeah, no, I need help breaking into the exhibition hall.
41:43It's where everyone's showing their final pieces.
41:46Why?
41:47This.
41:54Everyone's showing their A-level pieces,
41:56and what I've got in the exhibition is just not good enough.
41:59It gives a...
42:00I don't...
42:01Leo?
42:02What is it?
42:05It's me.
42:06Not so much showing who I am,
42:08but rather revealing how I experienced me.
42:12So...
42:12Yeah.
42:13What do you think?
42:14It's giving me emotions, isn't it?
42:15We're not even moving.
42:18Look, guys.
42:19Carol said I couldn't show up, but fuck that.
42:20I'm gonna break in and make sure this is what the art school reps will see,
42:23but I can't do it alone.
42:24You guys need to help.
42:25So we've got to do it now.
42:26I don't usually agree with Carol.
42:28But...
42:29I agree with Carol.
42:33Omar, you took me out of my studying for this.
42:36You're lying.
42:37I thought you guys would come and help me out.
42:39This is us helping you.
42:40Brother, don't let anyone ever see this in your entire lifespan.
42:44You know what?
42:45What do you know?
42:46You sabotage your entire A-levels for a girl that you can't admit you've got feelings for.
42:49He got...
42:50You, yeah.
42:51You crash and burn every relationship you're in.
42:53Yo, take the best out of your best.
42:55And then you, Femi.
42:55You can't get no girl because you don't change your underpants.
42:58No, I can't lie.
42:58What are you trying to say?
42:59No, bro.
43:00You know what?
43:01Guys.
43:02Guys.
43:03Can you guys please go?
43:04Omar, listen.
43:05Our bad...
43:06Yeah.
43:06Please.
43:06In fact, get out.
43:09Cool.
43:10Van Gogh.
43:11Huh.
43:20If you want to go under
43:22Girl, I heard you like the bad boys
43:24Yeah, I'm a bad boy
43:26Can't stop, don't stop
43:28Aw!
43:29If you're searching like I'm rough
43:32Getling my blond little cowboy
43:34You never cowboy
43:35Can't stop, don't stop
43:37Oh!
43:39You're sweet like sugar
43:41Let me have your sugar
43:44You gave it sugar
43:46You gave it, you gave it super
43:48Oh, sweet love you got, let me kiss your sugar, oh, give me super, give me, give me super.
43:59Don't let go, cut cage me, sweet danger, there's no saving me.
44:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
44:27oh, oh, oh.
44:30Only one night, can't stay, I'll be gone by tomorrow.
44:34Baby, did you not know I'm a single? I'm a bad boy, baby, I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble.
44:41I'll wrap you up, I'll spin you out, I'll break your heart.
44:44Baby, I'm a bad man, I'm a bad man.
44:50Come back, come back, come back, come on, you get in trouble with a baby, baby.
44:56Baby, I'm a bad man.
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