00:01You just gave me niplash. Are you manstrating? You have no strength.
00:06This water sucks. It tastes like pee. Let's do it again. One, two...
00:14Shouldn't we call 9-1-1? That's why I posted this on Instagram.
00:17Yes, unconscious. You don't mind if I smoke, do you, coma boy?
00:22You gotta wonder what I did to deserve this. That is so cool.
00:28What? You want to tell me why you pushed a kid in a coma's call button?
00:32And I'm starving. Bring me a kale salad with grilled chicken.
00:36Don't you ever press his call button again.
00:38You know what happens to patients who cry wolf?
00:40We sell their organs for cash on the black market and split the money.
00:43You don't scare me. You're just some loser nurse who rides the bus.
00:49Oh, that is disgusting. I can hear that. I'm gonna blast her till her eyes water.
00:56Oh, so much fart.
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