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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10The next game!
00:01:12Turn around!
00:01:19The next game!
00:01:22The next game!
00:01:38Real love just makes me jealous.
00:01:42You can eat.
00:01:50Break up?
00:01:59Yep.
00:02:01My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend,
00:02:06tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend,
00:02:14is sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:16Ouch.
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink,
00:02:22and you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:28That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:31Oh, of course not.
00:02:33I would never take advantage.
00:02:37Ma'am, I'll have two more of whatever she was having.
00:02:49It's a heartbreak.
00:02:52Finding true love.
00:03:00What does she ever know?
00:03:01What does she ever know?
00:03:04Ooh, look.
00:03:12How do they know?
00:03:13That's all I Am.
00:03:17Do you know?
00:03:17What does she ever know?
00:03:17Do you know?
00:03:18Do you know what aggressive?
00:03:22Not if you.
00:03:22Tell me.
00:03:23It happens to me.
00:04:42I hope you don't mind, I raided your fridge.
00:04:45Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:53Um...
00:04:55We didn't...
00:04:56You know...
00:04:57With all due respect,
00:04:59I wouldn't have sex with anyone
00:05:00who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:11I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:19Mr...
00:05:20Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Right, how could I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone
00:05:28as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:38I almost forgot.
00:05:59Oh, sorry.
00:06:00I...
00:06:02Wait, I...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:06I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry, I...
00:06:14I get a little flirty
00:06:16when I'm drunk.
00:06:18Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way,
00:06:23there's a new dating app
00:06:24that just came out
00:06:25called LoveSweep.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one.
00:06:30I mean, even the name is just...
00:06:33Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because I think you deserve
00:06:38to find real love.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:07But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13LoveSwipe's gonna make
00:07:14a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, please.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished,
00:07:28you'll be mine.
00:07:30Forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:50We're too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you
00:07:56and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept
00:08:01with her best friend's boyfriend
00:08:03and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:09Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:14I love you and I know
00:08:15you don't want to hear this,
00:08:16but there is somebody
00:08:17out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:21Hey, Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love
00:08:25and I want you to be happy,
00:08:29but...
00:08:32What is that?
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me!
00:09:03LoveSwipe uses a unique approach
00:09:07with potential for true love
00:09:08guaranteed on every match
00:09:10and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works
00:09:16after seven dates.
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:18And with restrained, tasteful marketing
00:09:21like you brilliant people
00:09:23execute every single day,
00:09:24everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27LoveSwipe.
00:09:28That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time.
00:09:31Now, I think this is the beginning
00:09:32of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:44You fucking day-raped me,
00:09:46you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day-raped me,
00:09:51you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be
00:10:08a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that,
00:10:31I'll be able to manipulate
00:10:33LoveSwipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:38And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But,
00:10:43just in case.
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Cameras in every room.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:11:02The last three years of my life
00:11:04have led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love,
00:11:10and I'm finally going to meet
00:11:11the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you,
00:11:15gorgeous,
00:11:15whoever you are.
00:11:29I'm so glad you're
00:11:30hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl
00:11:33hanging out with her best friend
00:11:34and her ex-boyfriend
00:11:35who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you,
00:11:39you need to download LoveSwipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app
00:11:46while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day
00:11:49you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No, if either of you
00:11:51says one more word
00:11:52about that stupid app,
00:11:53I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02LoveSwipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my God,
00:12:05are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:08No, the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later
00:12:12when I'm dancing
00:12:12at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine, I'll try your stupid app
00:12:18just to prove that
00:12:19both of you were horrible people
00:12:20and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:24No way.
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy
00:12:47who date raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date
00:12:51and the moment he lies
00:12:52about what he did,
00:12:54you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea
00:12:57of kicking Mr. Right's butt.
00:13:01Dustin, find out
00:13:03everything you can.
00:13:07I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:19Meet for breakfast
00:13:21at the restaurant.
00:13:49Billy, you idiot.
00:13:58Hey, I don't know
00:13:58what you heard
00:13:59or saw
00:14:00but I would never
00:14:01ever...
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:04I...
00:14:04Let's just say
00:14:06I know you didn't do
00:14:07what I thought
00:14:09you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word,
00:14:12Lily.
00:14:12You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:16Shall we?
00:14:28Hey, come on.
00:14:29God, I need you.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin.
00:14:38She's a girl
00:14:38with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker
00:14:41than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:53Share a secret
00:14:54from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine,
00:15:05I drank three of those
00:15:06little cartons of milk
00:15:08that they give you
00:15:08at lunch at school
00:15:10and I really had to go
00:15:11to the bathroom
00:15:11so I raised my hand
00:15:12but the teacher
00:15:13won't let me go
00:15:14so I just make a run for it
00:15:19when, uh...
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:24I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out
00:15:26but then I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no.
00:15:29Yeah.
00:15:30So every single step
00:15:32I take,
00:15:32it's like...
00:15:34Well, everything exploded
00:15:35out of me
00:15:35and I cried a lot.
00:15:38It was the saddest day
00:15:40of my own life.
00:15:42Oh, Jake,
00:15:43I'm so sorry
00:15:44that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure
00:15:47if I can beat that
00:15:48but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57It wants me to ask you
00:15:59about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Camilla?
00:16:03She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, I'm not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:27It's like taking candy
00:16:28from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never
00:16:42listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:52Looks like it's over
00:16:53before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened
00:17:10back there
00:17:11but I promise
00:17:12I didn't mean...
00:17:13This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work
00:17:16and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think
00:17:20we should give the app
00:17:20another shot.
00:17:22If we just...
00:17:22Why do you care so much
00:17:24about this stupid app?
00:17:29Because I created it
00:17:32and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:35What did you say?
00:17:37I said I believe in love
00:17:40but I also believe in
00:17:42respecting women's feelings.
00:17:45I'm sorry.
00:17:56No.
00:18:05My sister, Doreen
00:18:08and I were really close.
00:18:13One day
00:18:15when we were little
00:18:16I slipped and fell in the pool
00:18:20and she tempted to save me
00:18:25but I couldn't save her.
00:18:31I've never told anyone
00:18:32but my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:42I'm so sorry.
00:19:01that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:05I'm so sorry
00:19:06that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:15For sharing your past with me.
00:19:19Thank you
00:19:21for listening to mine.
00:19:35No.
00:19:48Let's see how they handle
00:19:49date number two.
00:19:55Alright, let's go
00:19:56and warm up those bodies.
00:19:58Getting the body moving.
00:19:59Feeling good.
00:20:01Wait.
00:20:02Are you?
00:20:04Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:11Nope.
00:20:12I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know.
00:20:18I've never met this
00:20:19woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on.
00:20:21You're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do
00:20:28with the app?
00:20:29Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:30What?
00:20:31No, you're the...
00:20:37Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:39I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42Let's dance.
00:20:43You think you can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:46Oh, yeah.
00:20:47You're being stiff.
00:20:51See?
00:20:51I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:54You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Uh-oh.
00:20:56You're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Open it.
00:20:57Come in.
00:20:58It's not.
00:20:59It's not.
00:21:00Whoa.
00:21:22Damn your charming willingness
00:21:24to fail, Jake Wright.
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth
00:21:29in date number three.
00:21:38Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:49Here it is.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:53I was really good at it,
00:21:55but this one summer
00:21:56I took this internship
00:21:57at this huge law firm.
00:21:59and
00:22:01they were horrible to me.
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream
00:22:10because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good
00:22:20in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:28Oh, you know, I, I was just fired
00:22:33rather dramatically
00:22:35from a major social media company
00:22:38right as it was getting huge.
00:22:41So, yeah.
00:22:43So, you work in tech?
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46Yep.
00:22:47I work in tech.
00:22:50Why did you
00:22:51want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53Ask Jake
00:22:53what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:58I told you,
00:22:59I'm in tech.
00:23:00Okay,
00:23:01but what does that mean?
00:23:02Tell the truth.
00:23:05I work
00:23:07in, uh...
00:23:12For a startup.
00:23:14Very
00:23:14secret
00:23:15startup.
00:23:17Unfortunately,
00:23:17I
00:23:18wish I could say more,
00:23:20but I signed an NDA,
00:23:21so I just...
00:23:22Oh, I
00:23:23I totally understand.
00:23:25Can you promise me something?
00:23:28Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:31Please.
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:36What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras
00:23:39in the restaurant?
00:23:41I need to see Jake.
00:23:43Get what's coming to him.
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:46Dustin,
00:23:46you're up.
00:23:50All right, you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison,
00:23:52and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:54First things first,
00:23:55we're gonna get
00:23:56a feel for your training level.
00:23:58Let's do you first, all.
00:24:00Her name's Lily.
00:24:01Okay.
00:24:03Lily doll.
00:24:04Let's see what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:06Mm-hmm.
00:24:07Stuff them in.
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10All right.
00:24:10A little harder.
00:24:11Let's go.
00:24:12All right.
00:24:12Yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom.
00:24:14Good.
00:24:14Good job.
00:24:15All right.
00:24:15Next, we're gonna test your reflexes.
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:22Yeah, fine.
00:24:23Just, there's something
00:24:24I should probably tell you.
00:24:26All right, next.
00:24:26Bud.
00:24:27Come here.
00:24:28Say, ain't you that
00:24:30CEO tech guy?
00:24:31Uh, no.
00:24:34Not me.
00:24:35Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend
00:24:37beat your ass.
00:24:39What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:41I don't know,
00:24:42but this guy needs
00:24:43to learn some manners.
00:24:48Jake!
00:24:49I promise you,
00:24:50you don't need to do this.
00:24:52Nobody hits my girl
00:24:52and gets away with it.
00:24:54I'm your girl?
00:24:56Maybe.
00:25:06You good?
00:25:07Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:25:09Can't protect you.
00:25:11Is this guy's deal?
00:25:13I don't know, but
00:25:14just stay here for a minute.
00:25:15There's something I need to show you.
00:25:17Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:17He's crazy.
00:25:25That was amazing.
00:25:27I've been training for years.
00:25:29It's really sweet
00:25:30you tried to protect me,
00:25:31but next time,
00:25:33ask if I need help.
00:25:52Let's get out of here.
00:25:58Date number four.
00:26:05Where's your bathroom?
00:26:07It's just
00:26:08right there.
00:26:18You know,
00:26:19you didn't have to
00:26:20bring me home.
00:26:22I can't believe
00:26:23you didn't tell me
00:26:24you're a trained fighter.
00:26:25There's a lot of things
00:26:26I've told you.
00:26:30There's a lot of things
00:26:30I want to show you.
00:26:32Oh, yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:54Come here and I'll show you.
00:26:56Come here and I'll show you.
00:27:06I'll show you.
00:27:09I'll show you.
00:27:19I'll show you.
00:27:26I'll show you.
00:27:33You have the most beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:48It's yours.
00:27:51You can touch me.
00:28:06Hold on. Hold on a second.
00:28:08It's okay.
00:28:09I want to.
00:28:12Please stop.
00:28:16What's wrong?
00:28:18I want you so much.
00:28:24I have to wait for the app.
00:28:27We have to wait for the app.
00:28:30Are you kidding?
00:28:31Screw that stupid app.
00:28:32I know.
00:28:36The app isn't stupid.
00:28:38I'm sorry.
00:28:40I really...
00:28:41I just think we should wait.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:49Fine.
00:28:51I guess I'll see you at our next date.
00:29:02Oh, that was too damn close for comfort.
00:29:08I've got to take things up a notch.
00:29:13It's time for the contingency.
00:29:30What the hell?
00:29:33Where is she?
00:29:36What are you talking about?
00:29:38Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:39Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:41Lily, please.
00:29:43Just tell me where she is.
00:29:44Okay?
00:29:45Don't lie to me.
00:29:46We'll end things right here.
00:29:46I won't even be mad.
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me, okay?
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:52I've been cheated on before.
00:29:53Tell me where she is.
00:29:55There's no one here.
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:30:06It was just here.
00:30:09What are you talking about?
00:30:11I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment, and they weren't selfies, so
00:30:15I know that you took them.
00:30:17I'm sorry, but there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:25You are the only person I want to make it in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30I swear it.
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:34I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:35I just, I can't go through that again.
00:30:38You won't have to.
00:30:43I promise.
00:30:52What are you doing?
00:30:54I changed my mind.
00:30:57I want you.
00:30:59Right now.
00:31:36Take, stop.
00:31:41sorry
00:31:44I'm sorry
00:31:45I just
00:31:46I really want to
00:31:49I'm still shaken up by those photos
00:31:52and you know what
00:31:54love's vibe is working
00:31:58I think we should wait
00:32:00okay
00:32:01yeah
00:32:03we can wait
00:32:05I would never want to pressure you
00:32:08I promise
00:32:14as soon as
00:32:15love's vibe gives us permission
00:32:18you can have me
00:32:21all of me
00:32:32yes
00:32:49oh no
00:32:54so he's definitely not a date rapist
00:32:56no
00:32:57I found the condom
00:32:58the next morning
00:32:59he's a perfect gentleman
00:33:00who slept on the couch
00:33:01and made me eggs
00:33:02you're sure you trust this guy
00:33:04not that you'd know anything about trust
00:33:08but yeah
00:33:09yeah I do
00:33:10what does he do for work
00:33:12he's in tech
00:33:15why are you guys acting so weird
00:33:17there's something we need to tell you about Jake
00:33:19something you may not want to hear
00:33:22what do you mean
00:33:23what do you mean
00:33:25what the fuck
00:33:26I wasn't originally talking about
00:33:28I'm joking
00:33:28yeah you're being an ass
00:33:29yeah you're being an ass
00:33:30I think she's small
00:33:36are you sure you're alright
00:33:39I'm fine
00:33:42ask Jake about his work
00:33:44finally I can see what's happening
00:33:47now that I've planted Jake's work history
00:33:49I should push him to tell the truth
00:33:52and then he'll be mine again
00:33:54my friends didn't come yet
00:33:56you mean those two
00:33:59who are in disguise
00:34:00every single time we come here
00:34:01they
00:34:02yeah didn't they cheat on you
00:34:04behind your back
00:34:06only because of that stupid app
00:34:07okay
00:34:08can we not
00:34:09blame the app
00:34:17Jake Wright you're a 30 under 30
00:34:23what do you do for work
00:34:25I'm in tech
00:34:26my friends
00:34:31they received an envelope with documents
00:34:33saying that you're an app developer
00:34:39what kind of apps do you develop
00:34:41please don't let him
00:34:44okay
00:34:45I'm
00:34:46I'm gonna tell you
00:34:47but
00:34:48that's because I trust you
00:34:50and
00:34:50you have to promise
00:34:51not to tell anyone else
00:34:52okay
00:34:53okay
00:34:54I promise
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody
00:34:58I'm uh
00:35:02I started a
00:35:08I started an app
00:35:10and I'm looking for
00:35:12investors
00:35:13and I'm just
00:35:14poor app developer
00:35:15looking for backing
00:35:18I'm sorry
00:35:19do you believe me?
00:35:23of course I believe you
00:35:24just
00:35:26thank you for being honest with me
00:35:37she wants honesty
00:35:39or she's gonna get it
00:35:53so
00:35:56what kind of poor are we talking
00:35:57like
00:35:57your
00:35:58parents pay your rent
00:36:00or
00:36:01you're still a rich tech guy
00:36:02but just not as rich
00:36:03as a super rich tech guy
00:36:04all I can say
00:36:05is
00:36:06if this
00:36:07app takes off
00:36:08I'm not gonna need to worry about money
00:36:10you got this
00:36:14okay
00:36:16lie detector test tomorrow
00:36:17that's so crazy
00:36:18it's almost like
00:36:19it's listening to our conversation
00:36:21actually
00:36:21it's
00:36:22perceived intuition
00:36:23is
00:36:24machine learning
00:36:25from
00:36:26thorough scrapping
00:36:27of social media platforms
00:36:29how do you know that
00:36:32just a guess
00:36:34pretty sure
00:36:34other apps
00:36:35he's in
00:36:35well
00:36:36I'm not scared of some
00:36:38lie detector test
00:36:38there's nothing
00:36:39I wouldn't tell you
00:36:42do you feel the same?
00:36:45yeah
00:36:46actually there's somewhere
00:36:48I gotta be
00:36:48we should get out of here
00:36:54I've got you
00:36:55right where I want you
00:36:56Lily Niblock
00:36:57prepare
00:36:58for heartbreak
00:37:01so
00:37:02how does this work again?
00:37:04the machine
00:37:05analyzes our answers
00:37:06and makes
00:37:07little TV
00:37:08show noises
00:37:09nervous
00:37:10but excited
00:37:13that's it
00:37:14true
00:37:14so you ready?
00:37:16yeah
00:37:16absolutely
00:37:19Jake are you sure?
00:37:21yes
00:37:22I'm sure
00:37:24ask about his job
00:37:28so
00:37:29Jake are you an app developer?
00:37:31yes
00:37:35what kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:38um
00:37:39two apps for
00:37:41statistical analysis
00:37:43and one for
00:37:44social media scrubbing
00:37:46social media scrubbing
00:37:48like our dating app?
00:37:50yep
00:37:50just like that
00:37:53have you developed
00:37:54any other apps?
00:37:56well
00:37:57um
00:37:59are you okay?
00:38:02yeah
00:38:02yep
00:38:08there isn't anything
00:38:09you could tell me
00:38:10I wouldn't understand
00:38:13I'm falling for you
00:38:15and I trust you
00:38:16okay?
00:38:19okay
00:38:28okay
00:38:28okay
00:38:31have you developed
00:38:32any other apps?
00:38:34have you developed
00:38:35any other apps?
00:38:39nope
00:38:44why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm
00:38:46I'm not
00:38:47I'm not
00:38:47I swear
00:38:47I swear
00:38:51Lily do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so
00:38:55and are you attracted to me?
00:38:58yes
00:39:00and are you ready
00:39:01to find true love?
00:39:02I
00:39:04yes
00:39:06I'm
00:39:06ready to find love
00:39:09are you sure?
00:39:10yes
00:39:11I'm sure
00:39:13Lily
00:39:13what's
00:39:13what's going on?
00:39:15you said that you were ready
00:39:16for the real thing
00:39:17Jake
00:39:18I promise
00:39:18I am ready for the real thing
00:39:22sorry
00:39:23that's
00:39:23not the more
00:39:24you said that you were ready
00:39:25for the real love
00:39:28I'm sorry
00:39:54please
00:39:55what are you doing here?
00:39:56I just wanted to talk with you
00:39:58about the app
00:40:00yeah
00:40:12so
00:40:14what's wrong with the app?
00:40:16oh
00:40:16no
00:40:16nothing
00:40:18that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:40:22I
00:40:23I was really
00:40:25hurting
00:40:26after we broke up
00:40:28so
00:40:29after a day or so
00:40:31I
00:40:31downloaded the app
00:40:33and
00:40:34I matched with someone
00:40:35and
00:40:37Jake
00:40:39you were right
00:40:40what do you mean?
00:40:42I mean I met someone Jake
00:40:44the app works
00:40:46and I'm proof
00:40:47I mean we are talking
00:40:49about getting married
00:40:51great
00:40:52well I'm
00:40:53I'm happy for you
00:40:56well
00:40:57what about you?
00:40:58have you
00:40:59matched with anyone?
00:41:01uh
00:41:01yeah
00:41:04yeah
00:41:04okay
00:41:05tell me about her
00:41:06is she pretty?
00:41:09honestly it's
00:41:12things aren't going that well
00:41:15well
00:41:16you don't
00:41:18you're not trying to say
00:41:19it's Love Swipe's fault
00:41:20because
00:41:20I mean I know
00:41:21the app works
00:41:22you were right
00:41:24all along
00:41:25Jake
00:41:28I just don't know anymore
00:41:31well
00:41:33I really hope you two
00:41:34work things out
00:41:39I just wanted to
00:41:40thank you in person
00:41:42we really did
00:41:43make something special
00:41:45together
00:41:55okay
00:41:55just because
00:41:56me and my match
00:41:58are having issues
00:42:01I'm falling in love
00:42:02with her
00:42:03and I'm happy for you
00:42:04but I think you should go
00:42:06I'm so sorry Jake
00:42:08I'm so sorry
00:42:09you're
00:42:09you're right
00:42:10again
00:42:11you know we're
00:42:13in love with other people
00:42:14and
00:42:15I need to respect that
00:42:18I'm sorry
00:42:28gotcha Jake
00:42:30let's see how your little sweetheart
00:42:32feels about this
00:42:40I'm never gonna find love again
00:42:42all men are liars
00:42:45and the worst part is
00:42:46the two of you made me a liar
00:42:47I can't even trust my own heart
00:42:51I'm sorry Lily
00:42:52screw you Tim
00:43:05five minutes ago
00:43:08that asshole
00:43:15get you
00:43:16all right
00:43:18Lily
00:43:19it's so good to see
00:43:21okay what's going on
00:43:22do you think I'm an idiot
00:43:23Jake
00:43:24no of course not
00:43:25then where is she
00:43:26who
00:43:28don't gaslight me
00:43:29I'm not crazy
00:43:30I know you're hiding things from me
00:43:32okay I promise I'm not hiding anything from you
00:43:35liar
00:43:36you're lying to me
00:43:37I saw a video of the two of you kissing
00:43:39what video
00:43:47no no no this can't be happening again
00:43:49Lily
00:43:50give me your phone
00:43:54just what I thought
00:43:55no traditional trace of malware
00:43:58so it's not hacked
00:44:01you did
00:44:02get an email
00:44:03and that the video was
00:44:04mysteriously deleted
00:44:06because
00:44:07I was
00:44:08kissing another woman in it
00:44:12wait
00:44:13what are you saying
00:44:15that woman
00:44:17was my ex-girlfriend
00:44:18and she is a
00:44:20brilliant
00:44:21coder
00:44:22and hacker
00:44:23but also
00:44:25extremely
00:44:26unstable
00:44:29but why was she here
00:44:31why were you kissing her
00:44:33she came over to
00:44:35tell me she was in love with someone else
00:44:38but then she
00:44:40she kissed me
00:44:42just for a moment
00:44:46but in that moment
00:44:48I realized
00:44:49I realized
00:44:50how much
00:44:50that I love you
00:44:53that you're the only person
00:44:55I want to be with
00:45:01do you forgive me?
00:45:06you lied to me again
00:45:08take right
00:45:09you kissed another woman
00:45:11and then you hid it from me
00:45:12yeah
00:45:14well if we stop
00:45:16I'm sorry
00:45:18yeah
00:45:19you are
00:45:19will I see you again?
00:45:21I don't know
00:45:23all I know is that
00:45:24I can't stand me
00:45:24in the same room
00:45:25as you right now
00:45:29we wait
00:45:31Lily
00:45:32Lily
00:45:37oh my god
00:45:38did you see
00:45:39the look
00:45:39on that sad bitch's face
00:45:42now
00:45:43it's time to put
00:45:44the final nail
00:45:45in this girl's coffin
00:45:53you and Jake Wright
00:45:54have been unmatched
00:45:57what?
00:45:59no
00:46:03true love awaits
00:46:04with your new match
00:46:05Mitchell Stevens
00:46:09this can't be happening
00:46:12come on Jake
00:46:13please pick up
00:46:15Jake
00:46:16Lily
00:46:17I just got a notification
00:46:19we were unmatched
00:46:20on the app
00:46:22so tragic as it is
00:46:23I think it's for the best
00:46:26why are you saying that?
00:46:27clearly we have some issues
00:46:29and if I'm being honest
00:46:30I want a sexier woman
00:46:32who is super intelligent
00:46:33and ready for real love
00:46:34Jake wait
00:46:38I can't believe him
00:46:44true love awaits
00:46:45with your new match
00:46:46Mitchell Stevens
00:46:47alright Mitchell Stevens
00:46:50get ready to meet
00:46:51the hottest girl
00:46:51you've ever seen
00:47:02you must be Lily
00:47:04might I say
00:47:05your profile picture
00:47:06does not do that
00:47:07beautiful body justice
00:47:09god damn
00:47:10so
00:47:11uh
00:47:12Mitchell
00:47:13was it?
00:47:14what do you do for a living?
00:47:16isn't it obvious babe?
00:47:17I get paid
00:47:18and I get laid
00:47:19come again?
00:47:20oh don't worry
00:47:21you will
00:47:21excuse me?
00:47:23I'm a model babe
00:47:25isn't it obvious?
00:47:26no
00:47:26it's not
00:47:27and you already said that
00:47:29sorry
00:47:30I'm just super distracted
00:47:31by that tight pod
00:47:32you're rocking
00:47:33underneath that dress
00:47:34can't wait to get that thing off
00:47:36and on my floor
00:47:37where it belongs
00:47:38you know what I mean?
00:47:39I think I made a mistake
00:47:40listen
00:47:41hey wait
00:47:43tonight's the night
00:47:45I'm gonna tell Lily
00:47:46the truth
00:47:46about creating
00:47:47Love Swipe
00:47:47and if she'll have me
00:47:49I will treasure her
00:47:50for the rest of my life
00:47:52I'm coming for you Lily
00:47:54hey wait
00:47:56let go of my arm
00:47:57hey the app hooked us up
00:47:59babe
00:47:59we're soulmates
00:48:00meant to be
00:48:01I don't love you
00:48:03I love Jake
00:48:05I love Jake
00:48:09I love Jake
00:48:10and I need to go
00:48:11right now
00:48:12hey not so fast
00:48:18get off me you creep
00:48:25Jake
00:48:27no Jake wait
00:48:30Jake
00:48:32Jake wait
00:48:35please
00:48:36it's not what it seems
00:48:38really
00:48:40really cause I just watched you
00:48:41kiss another man
00:48:42that wasn't me
00:48:43on our seventh day
00:48:44please let me explain
00:48:46now there's nothing to explain
00:48:48you got cheated up
00:48:49on your asshole boyfriend
00:48:50now you're cheating on me
00:48:53we were unmatched
00:48:56I called you
00:48:57and you broke it off
00:48:58you humiliated me
00:49:00stop lying to me Lily
00:49:03I want us to be honest
00:49:04with each other
00:49:05but you're lying
00:49:06to my face
00:49:08I'm not lying to you
00:49:15love's wife matched me
00:49:17with that stupid meathead
00:49:18I only went out with him
00:49:20to get back at you
00:49:21and when I saw him
00:49:24when he kissed me
00:49:27I realized the only person
00:49:29I wanted to kiss
00:49:30was you
00:49:31please you have to believe me
00:49:40I'm not lying to you
00:49:42that I called you
00:49:43and we unmatched
00:49:44and I broke up with you
00:49:45I guess why would I lie
00:49:46about that
00:49:48it's not safe
00:49:49we gotta go Lily
00:49:51Jake you're scaring me
00:49:52what do you mean
00:49:53it's not safe
00:49:53trust me
00:49:54we need to go right now
00:49:56okay
00:49:57let's go
00:50:02this is my parents cabin
00:50:04they moved overseas
00:50:05so it's all mine now
00:50:08I come here when I want to
00:50:09get away from everything
00:50:11I don't understand
00:50:12why is it safe here
00:50:15no cell phone service
00:50:17no internet
00:50:19it's just us here
00:50:22okay Jake
00:50:23I need you to explain
00:50:24why are we safe
00:50:25in a cabin in the woods
00:50:27please don't make me
00:50:28regret this
00:50:31do you remember
00:50:33my ex-girlfriend
00:50:34I told you about
00:50:36Elise
00:50:38yeah
00:50:39there's something
00:50:40I need to tell you
00:50:43the day
00:50:46I broke up with her
00:50:49yes you
00:50:49I'll kill
00:50:51I will destroy you
00:50:52Jake Wright
00:50:54I didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:58what she said
00:51:00what I'm afraid
00:51:01she's capable of doing
00:51:05it's the only place
00:51:07I feel like we're safe
00:51:11I'm so sorry that happened to you
00:51:15she sounds
00:51:17unwell
00:51:20wow
00:51:22you look
00:51:23so beautiful
00:51:24lovely
00:51:26you look
00:51:28very handsome
00:51:32you don't know how much
00:51:34I wish this was our
00:51:35seventh date
00:51:37do you mind getting wet
00:51:40what's that supposed to mean
00:51:43come with me
00:51:44and I'll show you
00:52:04it's been a crazy day
00:52:06and I'm thankful you're here
00:52:08me too
00:52:11Jake I
00:52:12I feel safe
00:52:13when I'm with you
00:52:16you know
00:52:17on the
00:52:18seventh date
00:52:21love swipe
00:52:22gives couples
00:52:23the option
00:52:24to
00:52:29to what
00:52:35be with each other
00:52:38well if love swipe
00:52:39says something
00:52:44put me on the altar
00:52:46cause you can't be tamed
00:52:48silence underneath
00:52:50your flame
00:52:52cut the cords around me
00:52:54as I speak
00:52:55your name
00:52:56it's never gonna be
00:52:58the same
00:53:00even though I loved you
00:53:01it was all in vain
00:53:16this ends
00:53:17now
00:53:21I am going to win Jake back
00:53:23even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock
00:53:26once and for all
00:53:38last night was
00:53:40I know
00:53:53we should be getting our notification
00:53:55for our last date
00:53:57if anything happens
00:53:59just come to my place
00:54:00and we'll
00:54:01deal with it together
00:54:03don't worry about me
00:54:05nothing can keep me from you
00:54:07not even your
00:54:08crazy ex-girlfriend
00:54:16okay
00:54:38you want him
00:54:40come and get him
00:54:43long guard bitch
00:54:46to love
00:54:47and to love swipe
00:54:53meet Jake for a private rendezvous
00:54:54in the wine lounge
00:54:56of your favorite bar
00:54:59aww
00:54:59the app is having us
00:55:00to our final date
00:55:01in the wine lounge
00:55:02it's where our first date was
00:55:03it's so sweet
00:55:04be careful Lily
00:55:06his ex sounds crazy
00:55:08want me to walk you back?
00:55:10you guys need to calm down
00:55:12I'm about to have
00:55:13another amazing night
00:55:14with the man of my dreams
00:55:33and you guys
00:55:33you
00:55:33and you
00:55:33and you
00:55:33you
00:55:35and you
00:55:36you
00:55:53nice to meet you two both without disguises i'm jake by the way it's him tanya
00:56:01you hurt my best friend i'll chop off your balls
00:56:04i think she's had enough hurt for one month don't you think
00:56:09touche have you seen lily love swipe said i was supposed to meet her at her apartment but she's
00:56:14not there it just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge she said
00:56:19that's where you two had your first date
00:56:28lily
00:56:45police it was you so is you
00:56:55where are you police
00:57:01my cabin
00:57:03lily
00:57:04you made me hurt her
00:57:15i don't want to hurt you i just wanted jake back
00:57:19but then he fell for you
00:57:21i don't get mad that
00:57:22he never loved you
00:57:24do you even know who i am
00:57:27his crazy ex-girlfriend
00:57:30i was his partner his closest collaborator
00:57:34on behalf of the man i love
00:57:38oh you still don't get it do you you little slut
00:57:41jake and i are app developers jake is the creator of
00:57:45let it go please
00:57:49i don't think so jake
00:57:50dustin
00:57:52jake don't embarrass yourself
00:57:54we all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight
00:57:58that's why i brought backup
00:58:00jake i've got this asshole
00:58:07you should know not to hit girls
00:58:09some guys only learn the hard way
00:58:18jake
00:58:18you came for me
00:58:19of course i did
00:58:21you might go
00:58:25not so fast
00:58:29step away from her jake
00:58:31please
00:58:31don't do this please
00:58:33you don't get to tell me
00:58:34what i can do
00:58:36now step
00:58:38okay
00:58:45now here's what's gonna happen
00:58:47jake
00:58:48i am gonna give you
00:58:49to the count
00:58:50of three to tell lily here
00:58:52how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship
00:58:55or
00:58:57i'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in
00:59:00her
00:59:01head
00:59:02got it
00:59:04one
00:59:05jake what is she saying
00:59:08two
00:59:09take
00:59:12three
00:59:12wait
00:59:15okay
00:59:16please
00:59:18i'll tell her
00:59:19you want to toy with me jake
00:59:21not
00:59:21i promise
00:59:25she's right
00:59:27please and i weren't just a couple
00:59:29we collaborated
00:59:30we made
00:59:33dating apps together
00:59:35last month
00:59:36we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet
00:59:42love swipe
00:59:44i created the app
00:59:45that we've been using this entire time
00:59:47so you
00:59:49you lied to me
00:59:52yes
00:59:54you manipulated
00:59:55yes
00:59:58but that doesn't matter now
00:59:59because over the last week
01:00:01i've realized something even more important
01:00:05i don't love you lily
01:00:10i thought
01:00:12the app was gonna change my life
01:00:16show me how to find real love
01:00:19i trusted
01:00:20what we created beliefs
01:00:23but i was wrong
01:00:26i don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match
01:00:29i matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:32for love swipe
01:00:35you're my best friend
01:00:38my confidant
01:00:41my lover
01:00:43you are a
01:00:44brilliant
01:00:46beautiful
01:00:46and powerful woman
01:00:49i need to tell you something that
01:00:52i've been afraid to say up until now
01:00:55tell me
01:00:56and i'm yours
01:00:59i'm sorry
01:01:00i did it again
01:01:03freeze
01:01:04here's where i can see them
01:01:20i'll kill you jake wright
01:01:21you are a liar and a monster
01:01:24how could you
01:01:26how could you do this to me
01:01:27i still love you
01:01:30i still love you
01:01:31jake
01:01:32jake
01:01:32lily
01:01:34i'm sorry
01:01:36i'm sorry i lied to you
01:01:38i just needed to trust you
01:01:41in my heart
01:01:43if you can forgive me
01:01:45i'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:47i'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you
01:01:51i love you
01:01:54i forgive you
01:01:55jake i
01:01:57i forgive you
01:02:09oh there he is
01:02:10cheers jake
01:02:14thanks for coming everybody
01:02:17i helped create this app because i believe everyone deserves to find true love
01:02:26i use love swipe
01:02:28and for the first time in my life
01:02:30i found
01:02:32true
01:02:33undying love
01:02:38so
01:02:46lilly new book
01:02:48will you do me the great honor
01:02:50of being my wife
01:02:58yes
01:03:01yes jake
01:03:03my
01:03:03my mr wright
01:03:04i will marry you
01:03:15and you make it make sense
01:03:19how a heart can you burn me
01:03:22who once felt like a stranger
01:03:26who still lies
01:03:27believe in your plans
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