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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10Oh!
00:01:21Ah.
00:01:40You see me?
00:01:50Break up.
00:01:59Yep, my girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend, tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:16Ouch.
00:02:17Ouch. How about I buy us a drink, and you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:28That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:31Oh, of course not. I would never take advantage.
00:02:37Ma'am, I'll have two more of whatever she was having.
00:02:49It's a heartbreak.
00:02:52Finding true love.
00:02:55One more.
00:04:42I hope you don't mind.
00:04:43I raided your fridge.
00:04:45Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:53Um...
00:04:55We didn't...
00:04:56You know...
00:04:57With all due respect,
00:04:59I wouldn't have sex with anyone
00:05:00who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:11I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:19Mr...
00:05:20Wright.
00:05:21Wright.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Wright, how could I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone
00:05:28as Mr. Wright.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:39I almost forgot.
00:05:59Oh, sorry.
00:06:01I...
00:06:02Wait, I...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:06I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry, I...
00:06:14I get a little flirty
00:06:17when I'm drunk.
00:06:19Oh, I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way,
00:06:23there's a new dating app
00:06:24that just came out
00:06:25called LoveSweat.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one.
00:06:30I mean, even the name...
00:06:31It just...
00:06:33Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because...
00:06:37I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:07But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13LoveSwipe's gonna make
00:07:14a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, please.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished,
00:07:28you'll be mine.
00:07:30Forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:50We're too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you
00:07:56and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept
00:08:01with her best friend's boyfriend
00:08:03and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:09Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:14I love you
00:08:15and I know you don't want to hear this
00:08:16but there is somebody
00:08:17out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:21Hey, Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love
00:08:25and I want you to be happy,
00:08:29but...
00:08:32What is that?
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me!
00:09:03LoveSwipe uses a unique approach
00:09:07with potential for true love
00:09:08guaranteed on every match
00:09:10and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works
00:09:16after seven dates.
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:18And with restrained, tasteful marketing
00:09:21like you brilliant people
00:09:23execute every single day,
00:09:24everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27LoveSwipe.
00:09:28That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time.
00:09:31Now, I think this is the beginning
00:09:32of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:44You fucking day-raped me,
00:09:46you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day-raped me,
00:09:51you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be
00:10:08a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that,
00:10:31I'll be able to manipulate
00:10:33LoveSwipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:38And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But,
00:10:43just in case.
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Cameras in every room.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:11:02The last three years of my life
00:11:04have led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love,
00:11:10and I'm finally going to meet
00:11:11the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you,
00:11:15gorgeous,
00:11:15whoever you are.
00:11:29I'm so glad you're
00:11:30hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl
00:11:33hanging out with her best friend
00:11:34and her ex-boyfriend
00:11:35who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you,
00:11:39you need to download LoveSwipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app
00:11:46while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day
00:11:49you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No, if either of you
00:11:51says one more word
00:11:52about that stupid app,
00:11:53I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02LoveSwipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my God,
00:12:05are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:08No, the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later
00:12:12when I'm dancing
00:12:12at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine, I'll try your stupid app
00:12:18just to prove that
00:12:19both of you were horrible people
00:12:20and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:24No way.
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy
00:12:47who date raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date
00:12:51and the moment he lies
00:12:52about what he did,
00:12:54you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea
00:12:57of kicking Mr. Right's butt.
00:13:01Dustin, find out
00:13:03everything you can.
00:13:07I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:19Meet for breakfast
00:13:21at the restaurant.
00:13:49Billy, you idiot.
00:13:58Hey, I don't know
00:13:58what you heard
00:13:59or saw
00:14:00but I would never
00:14:01ever...
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:04I...
00:14:04Let's just say
00:14:06I know you didn't do
00:14:07what I thought
00:14:09you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word,
00:14:12Lily.
00:14:12You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:16Shall we?
00:14:28Hey, come on.
00:14:29God, I need you.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin.
00:14:38She's a girl
00:14:38with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker
00:14:41than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:53Share a secret
00:14:54from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine,
00:15:05I drank three of those
00:15:06little cartons of milk
00:15:08that they give you
00:15:08at lunch at school
00:15:10and I really had to go
00:15:11to the bathroom
00:15:11so I raised my hand
00:15:12but the teacher
00:15:13won't let me go
00:15:14so I just make a run for it
00:15:19when, uh...
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:24I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out
00:15:26but then I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no.
00:15:29Yeah.
00:15:30So every single step
00:15:32I take,
00:15:32it's like...
00:15:34Well, everything exploded
00:15:35out of me
00:15:35and I cried a lot.
00:15:38It was the saddest day
00:15:40of my own life.
00:15:42Oh, Jake,
00:15:43I'm so sorry
00:15:44that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure
00:15:47if I can beat that
00:15:48but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57It wants me to ask you
00:15:59about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Camilla?
00:16:03She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, I'm not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:27It's like taking candy
00:16:28from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never
00:16:42listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:52Looks like it's over
00:16:53before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened
00:17:10back there
00:17:11but I promise
00:17:12I didn't mean...
00:17:13This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work
00:17:16and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think
00:17:20we should give the app
00:17:20another shot.
00:17:22If we just...
00:17:22Why do you care so much
00:17:24about this stupid app?
00:17:29Because I created it
00:17:32and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:35What did you say?
00:17:37I said I believe in love
00:17:40but I also believe in
00:17:42respecting women's feelings.
00:17:45I'm sorry.
00:17:56No.
00:18:05My sister, Doreen
00:18:08and I were really close.
00:18:13One day
00:18:15when we were little
00:18:16I slipped and fell in the pool
00:18:20and she tempted to save me
00:18:25but I couldn't save her.
00:18:31I've never told anyone
00:18:32but my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:42I'm so sorry.
00:19:01that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:05I'm so sorry
00:19:06that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:15For sharing your past with me.
00:19:19Thank you
00:19:21for listening to mine.
00:19:35No.
00:19:48Let's see how they handle
00:19:49date number two.
00:19:55Alright, let's go
00:19:56and warm up those bodies.
00:19:58Getting the body moving.
00:19:59Feeling good.
00:20:01Wait.
00:20:02Are you?
00:20:04Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:11Nope.
00:20:12I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know.
00:20:18I've never met this
00:20:19woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on.
00:20:21You're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do
00:20:28with the app?
00:20:29Absolutely nothing.
00:20:30At all.
00:20:30What?
00:20:30No, you're the bi-
00:20:37Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:39I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42What's dance?
00:20:43You think you can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:46Oh, yeah.
00:20:46I mean, this is it.
00:20:48I'm all-
00:20:49You're being stiff.
00:20:50See?
00:20:51I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:54You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Uh-oh.
00:20:56You're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Open it!
00:20:57Come in.
00:20:58I'm just-
00:21:00Whoa.
00:21:02Whoa.
00:21:02Ooooh
00:21:09Ooooh
00:21:22Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number 3.
00:21:38Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're going to think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:49Here it goes.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:53I was really good at it, but
00:21:56this one summer I took this internship
00:21:57at this huge law firm, and
00:22:01they were horrible to me.
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream
00:22:10because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good
00:22:20in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:28Oh.
00:22:29You know, I
00:22:30I was just
00:22:32fired
00:22:34rather dramatically
00:22:35from a major
00:22:37social media company
00:22:38right as it was getting huge.
00:22:40So, yeah.
00:22:43So you work in tech?
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46Yep.
00:22:47I work in tech.
00:22:50Why did you
00:22:51want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:57I told you, I'm in tech.
00:23:00Okay, but what does that mean?
00:23:02Tell the truth.
00:23:05I work
00:23:07in, uh...
00:23:12for a startup.
00:23:14Very
00:23:14secret
00:23:15startup.
00:23:17unfortunately, I...
00:23:18wish I could say more,
00:23:20but I signed an NDA,
00:23:21so I just...
00:23:22Oh, I...
00:23:23I totally understand.
00:23:25Can you promise me something?
00:23:29Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:32Please.
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:36What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:41I need to see Jake.
00:23:43Get what's coming to him.
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:46Dustin, you're up.
00:23:50All right, you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison,
00:23:53and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:54First things first,
00:23:55we're going to get
00:23:56a feel for your training level.
00:23:58Let's do you first, doll.
00:24:00Her name's Lily.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:03Lily doll.
00:24:04Let's see what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:06Mm-hmm.
00:24:06Stuff them in.
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10All right.
00:24:10A little harder.
00:24:11Let's go.
00:24:11All right.
00:24:12Yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom.
00:24:14Good.
00:24:14Good job.
00:24:15All right.
00:24:15Next, we're going to test your reflexes.
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:22Yeah, fine.
00:24:23Just, there's something
00:24:24I should probably tell you.
00:24:26All right, next.
00:24:26Bud, come here.
00:24:28Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:31Uh, no.
00:24:34Not me.
00:24:35Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend
00:24:37beat your ass.
00:24:39What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:41I don't know.
00:24:42But this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:48Jake!
00:24:49I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:52Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:54I'm your girl?
00:24:56Maybe.
00:25:06You good?
00:25:07Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:25:09I can't protect you.
00:25:11What's this guy's deal?
00:25:13I don't know, but just stay here for a minute.
00:25:15There's something I need to show you.
00:25:17Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:17He's crazy.
00:25:25That was amazing.
00:25:27I've been training for years.
00:25:29It's really sweet you tried to protect me,
00:25:31but the next time,
00:25:33ask if I need help.
00:25:53Let's get out of here.
00:25:57Date number four.
00:26:05Where's your bathroom?
00:26:07It's just right there.
00:26:18You know, you didn't have to bring me home.
00:26:22I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:25There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:30And a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:32Oh, yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:54Come here, and I'll show you.
00:26:55All my life I was looking for a sign
00:27:08Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind
00:27:14Sometimes you can see things when it in time
00:27:18It seems
00:27:20Don't forget so much
00:27:22I should be a dream.
00:27:33You have the most beautiful body I've ever seen
00:27:48It's yours
00:27:51You can touch me
00:28:06Hold on a second
00:28:07It's okay
00:28:09I want to
00:28:12Please stop
00:28:16What's wrong?
00:28:18I want you
00:28:20So much
00:28:24I have to wait for the app
00:28:27We have to wait for the app
00:28:29Are you kidding?
00:28:31Screw that stupid app
00:28:36The app isn't stupid
00:28:39I'm sorry
00:28:39I really
00:28:41I just think we should wait
00:28:46Okay
00:28:50Fine
00:28:51I guess I'll
00:28:53See you at our next date
00:29:03Oh, that was too damn close for comfort
00:29:08I've got to take things up a notch
00:29:13It's time for the contingency
00:29:30What the hell?
00:29:33Where is she?
00:29:36What are you talking about?
00:29:38Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:39Don't even try to stop me
00:29:41Lily, please
00:29:42Just tell me where she is
00:29:44Okay, don't lie to me
00:29:45We'll end things right here
00:29:46I won't even be mad
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me, okay?
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake
00:29:52I've been cheated on before
00:29:53Tell me where she is
00:29:55There's no one here
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about
00:30:07It was just here
00:30:09What are you talking about?
00:30:11I got an email
00:30:12With nudes
00:30:13Of some woman
00:30:13In your apartment
00:30:14And they weren't selfies
00:30:15So I know that you took them
00:30:16I'm sorry
00:30:19But there is
00:30:20No woman
00:30:21Naked or clothed
00:30:23In here
00:30:25You
00:30:25Are the only person
00:30:26I want naked
00:30:27In my apartment, Lily
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30I swear
00:30:31I'm sorry
00:30:34I swear
00:30:34I'm not crazy
00:30:35I just
00:30:35I can't go through that again
00:30:38You won't have to
00:30:43I promise
00:30:52What are you doing?
00:30:54I changed my mind
00:30:57I want you
00:30:59Right now
00:31:06Baby, it's you
00:31:09It's you
00:31:12It's you
00:31:17It's you
00:31:28It's you
00:31:36Jake, stop
00:31:41Sorry
00:31:45I'm sorry
00:31:45I just
00:31:46I really
00:31:47Want to
00:31:48It's just
00:31:49I'm still shaken up
00:31:50By those photos
00:31:52And you know
00:31:54Love swipe
00:31:55Is working
00:31:58I think we should wait
00:32:00Okay
00:32:01Yeah
00:32:03We can wait
00:32:05I would never
00:32:06Want to pressure you
00:32:08I promise
00:32:14As soon as love swipe
00:32:15Gives us permission
00:32:18You can have me
00:32:21All of me
00:32:32Yes
00:32:32Yes
00:32:50Oh, no.
00:32:54So he's definitely not a...
00:32:55A date rapist?
00:32:56No.
00:32:57I found the condom the next morning.
00:32:59He's a perfect gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs.
00:33:02You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:05Not that you'd know anything about trust, but yeah.
00:33:09Yeah, I do.
00:33:10What does he do for work?
00:33:12He's in tech.
00:33:15Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:17There's something we need to tell you about, Jake.
00:33:19Something you may not want to hear.
00:33:22What do you mean?
00:33:25I wasn't really talking about...
00:33:28I'm joking.
00:33:28Yeah, you're being an ass right now.
00:33:30That's fine.
00:33:30It makes you small.
00:33:36Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:39I'm fine.
00:33:42Ask Jake about his work.
00:33:45Finally, I can see what's happening.
00:33:47Now that I've planted Jake's work history, I should push him to tell the truth, and then
00:33:52he'll be mine again.
00:33:54I'll tell my friends to meet Han yet.
00:33:56Oh, you mean those two?
00:33:59Who are in disguise every single time we come here.
00:34:01They...
00:34:02Yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:34:06Only because of that stupid app.
00:34:08Okay, can we not blame the app?
00:34:17Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30.
00:34:23What do you do for work?
00:34:25I'm in tech.
00:34:26I told you.
00:34:29My friends...
00:34:31They received an envelope with documents saying that you're an app developer.
00:34:39What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:41Please don't let him...
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:46I'm gonna tell you.
00:34:48But that's because I trust you and you have to promise not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:34:53Okay, I promise.
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody.
00:34:59I'm, uh...
00:35:02I started a...
00:35:08I started an app.
00:35:10And I'm looking for investors, and I'm just a poor app developer looking for backing.
00:35:19I'm sorry.
00:35:19Do you believe me?
00:35:23Of course I believe you.
00:35:25Just...
00:35:26Thank you for being honest with me.
00:35:35Oh, she wants honesty?
00:35:40Or she's gonna get it to me.
00:35:55So, what kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:57Like, your parents pay your rent?
00:36:00Or you're still a rich tech guy, but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy?
00:36:04All I can say is, if this app takes off, I'm not gonna need to worry about money.
00:36:10You got this.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:16Lie detector test tomorrow.
00:36:18That's so crazy, it's almost like it's listening to our conversation.
00:36:21Actually, it's perceived intuition as machine learning from thorough scrapping of social media platforms.
00:36:29How do you know that?
00:36:32Just a guess.
00:36:34Pretty sure other apps use it.
00:36:35Well, I'm not scared of some lie detector test.
00:36:38There's nothing I wouldn't tell you.
00:36:43Do you feel the same?
00:36:45Yeah.
00:36:46Actually, there's somewhere I gotta be.
00:36:49We should get out of here.
00:36:54I've got you right where I want you, Lily Niblock.
00:36:57Prepare for heartbreak.
00:37:01So, how does this work again?
00:37:04The machine analyzes our answers and makes little TV show noises.
00:37:10Nervous, but excited.
00:37:13That's true.
00:37:15So you ready?
00:37:16Yeah, absolutely.
00:37:19Jake, are you sure?
00:37:21Yes, I'm sure.
00:37:24Ask about his job.
00:37:28So, Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:31Yes.
00:37:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:39Two apps for statistical analysis and one for social media scrubbing.
00:37:46Social media scrubbing, like our dating app?
00:37:50Yep.
00:37:51Just like that.
00:37:53Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:57Well, um...
00:37:59Are you okay?
00:38:02Yeah.
00:38:03Yep.
00:38:08There isn't anything you could tell me I wouldn't understand.
00:38:13I'm falling for you.
00:38:16And I trust you, okay?
00:38:19Okay.
00:38:28Okay.
00:38:31Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:39Nope.
00:38:44Why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm...
00:38:46I'm not.
00:38:47I'm not.
00:38:47I'm not.
00:38:47I swear.
00:38:48I swear.
00:38:51Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so.
00:38:55And are you attracted to me?
00:38:58Yes.
00:39:00And are you ready to find true love?
00:39:03I...
00:39:04Yes.
00:39:06I'm...
00:39:06Ready to find love.
00:39:09Are you sure?
00:39:10Yes, I'm sure.
00:39:13Lily, what's...
00:39:13What's going on?
00:39:15You said that you were ready for the real thing.
00:39:17Jake, I promise, I am ready for the real thing.
00:39:22Sorry, that's...
00:39:23You said that you were ready for real love.
00:39:28I'm sorry.
00:39:29I'm sorry.
00:39:54Elise?
00:39:55What are you doing here?
00:39:56I just wanted to talk with you about the app.
00:40:01Yeah.
00:40:13So...
00:40:14What's wrong with the app?
00:40:15Oh, no.
00:40:16Nothing.
00:40:18That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:23I...
00:40:23I was really...
00:40:25Hurting...
00:40:26After we broke up.
00:40:28So...
00:40:29After a day or so, I...
00:40:32Downloaded the app and...
00:40:34I matched with someone.
00:40:37And...
00:40:38Jake...
00:40:39You were right.
00:40:40What do you mean?
00:40:42I mean, I met someone, Jake.
00:40:44The app works.
00:40:46And I'm proof.
00:40:47I mean, we are talking about getting married.
00:40:51Great.
00:40:53Well, I'm...
00:40:53I'm happy for you.
00:40:56Well...
00:40:57What about you?
00:40:58Have you matched with anyone?
00:41:01Uh...
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:04Yeah?
00:41:05Okay.
00:41:05Tell me about her.
00:41:07Is she pretty?
00:41:09Honestly, it's...
00:41:12Things aren't going that well.
00:41:16Well...
00:41:16You don't...
00:41:17You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault.
00:41:20Because...
00:41:20I mean, I know the app works.
00:41:22You were right.
00:41:24All along, Jake.
00:41:28I just don't know anymore.
00:41:31Well...
00:41:33I really hope you two work things out.
00:41:39I just wanted to thank you in person.
00:41:42We really did make something special together.
00:41:55Okay.
00:41:56Just because...
00:41:57Me and my match are having issues...
00:42:00I'm falling in love with her.
00:42:03And I'm happy for you, but I think you should go.
00:42:06I'm so sorry, Jake.
00:42:08I'm so sorry.
00:42:09You're...
00:42:09You're right.
00:42:10Again.
00:42:11You know, we're...
00:42:12In love with other people and...
00:42:15I need to respect that.
00:42:18I'm sorry.
00:42:28We got you, Jake.
00:42:29Okay.
00:42:30Let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this.
00:42:40I'm never gonna find love again.
00:42:42All men are liars.
00:42:45And the worst part is...
00:42:46The two of you made me a liar.
00:42:47I...
00:42:48I can't even trust my own heart.
00:42:51I'm sorry, Lily.
00:42:53Screw you, Tim.
00:43:05Five minutes ago?
00:43:08That asshole!
00:43:16Get you.
00:43:17All right.
00:43:18Lily.
00:43:19It's so good to see you.
00:43:21Okay, what's going on?
00:43:22Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:24No, of course not.
00:43:25Then where is she?
00:43:26Who?
00:43:28Don't gaslight me.
00:43:30I'm not crazy.
00:43:30I...
00:43:31I know you're hiding things from me.
00:43:32Okay, I promise.
00:43:33I'm not hiding anything from you.
00:43:35Liar.
00:43:36You're lying to me.
00:43:37I saw a video of the two of you kissing.
00:43:39What video?
00:43:47No, no, no.
00:43:48This can't be happening again.
00:43:49Lily.
00:43:50Give me your phone.
00:43:53Just what I thought.
00:43:55No traditional trace of malware.
00:43:58So it's not hacked?
00:44:01You did get an email.
00:44:03And that the video was mysteriously deleted.
00:44:07Because...
00:44:08I was...
00:44:09kissing another woman in it.
00:44:12Wait.
00:44:14What are you saying?
00:44:15That woman...
00:44:17Was my ex-girlfriend.
00:44:19And she is a...
00:44:21Brilliant...
00:44:22Coder and hacker.
00:44:23But also...
00:44:26Extremely...
00:44:27Unstable.
00:44:29But why was she here?
00:44:31Why were you kissing her?
00:44:33She came over to...
00:44:35Tell me she was in love with someone else.
00:44:38But then she...
00:44:40She kissed me.
00:44:42Just for a moment.
00:44:46But...
00:44:47In that moment...
00:44:48I realized...
00:44:50How much did I love you?
00:44:53That you're the only person...
00:44:55I wanna be with.
00:45:01Do you forgive me?
00:45:06You lied to me again.
00:45:08Take right...
00:45:09You kissed another woman...
00:45:11And...
00:45:11And then you hid it from me.
00:45:14Lily, please stop.
00:45:16I'm sorry.
00:45:18Yeah.
00:45:19You are.
00:45:20Will I see you again?
00:45:21I don't know.
00:45:23All I know is that I can't stand me the same room as you right now.
00:45:29Lily, wait.
00:45:31Lily!
00:45:32Lily!
00:45:37Oh my god, did you see the look on that sad bitch's face?
00:45:43Now...
00:45:44It's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin.
00:45:53You and Jake Wright have been unmatched.
00:45:57What?
00:46:01No, I...
00:46:03True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:09This can't be happening.
00:46:12Come on, Jake. Please pick up.
00:46:15Jake.
00:46:16Lily?
00:46:17I just got a notification we were unmatched on the app.
00:46:20You see, man?
00:46:22As tragic as it is, I think it's for the best.
00:46:26Why are you saying that?
00:46:28Clearly we have some issues, and if I'm being honest, I want to assess you a woman who is super
00:46:33intelligent and ready for real love.
00:46:35Jake, wait!
00:46:39I can't believe him!
00:46:44True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:47Alright, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:50Get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen.
00:47:02You must be Lily.
00:47:04Might I say, your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice.
00:47:09God damn!
00:47:12So, uh...
00:47:13Mitchell, was it?
00:47:14What do you do for a living?
00:47:15Isn't it obvious, babe?
00:47:17I get paid, and I get laid.
00:47:19Come again?
00:47:20Oh, don't worry. You will.
00:47:21Excuse me?
00:47:23I'm a model, babe. Isn't it obvious?
00:47:26No. It's not. And you already said that.
00:47:29Sorry. I'm just super distracted by that tight pod you're rocking underneath that dress.
00:47:35Can't wait to get that thing off and on my floor where it belongs. You know what I mean?
00:47:39I think I made a mistake.
00:47:41Hey, wait!
00:47:43Tonight's the night.
00:47:45I'm gonna tell Lily the truth about creating Love Swipe.
00:47:48And if she'll have me, I will treasure her for the rest of my life.
00:47:52I'm coming for you, Lily.
00:47:54Hey, wait.
00:47:56Let go of my arm.
00:47:58Hey, the app hooked us up, babe. We're soulmates. Meant to be.
00:48:01I don't love you. I love Jake.
00:48:05I love Jake.
00:48:09I love Jake, and I need to go right now.
00:48:12Hey, not so fast.
00:48:19Get off me, you creep!
00:48:26Jake...
00:48:27No, Jake, wait!
00:48:31Jake...
00:48:32Jake, wait!
00:48:36Please, it's not what it seems.
00:48:39Really?
00:48:40Really, because I just watched you kiss another man that wasn't me on our seventh day.
00:48:44Please, let me explain!
00:48:46No, there's nothing to explain.
00:48:48You got cheated up on your asshole boyfriend. Now you're cheating on me!
00:48:53We were unmatched.
00:48:56I called you, and you broke it off. You humiliated me!
00:49:00Stop lying to me, Lily.
00:49:03I want us to be honest with each other, but you're lying to my face!
00:49:08I'm not lying to you.
00:49:15Love Swipe matched me with that stupid meat head.
00:49:18I only went out with him to get back at you.
00:49:21And when I saw him...
00:49:24When he kissed me...
00:49:27I realized the only person I wanted to kiss was you.
00:49:31Please, you have to believe me.
00:49:38You're saying that all that happened today?
00:49:42That I called you, and we unmatched, and I broke up with you?
00:49:45Why would I lie about that?
00:49:48It's not safe. We gotta go, Lily.
00:49:51Jake, you're scaring me. What do you mean it's not safe?
00:49:53Jack, you trust me. We need to go right now.
00:49:56Okay.
00:49:57Let's go.
00:50:02This is my parents' cabin.
00:50:04They moved overseas, so it's all mine now.
00:50:08I come here when I want to get away from everything.
00:50:11I don't understand. Why is it safe here?
00:50:15No cell phone service.
00:50:17No internet.
00:50:19It's just us here.
00:50:22Okay, Jake, I need you to explain.
00:50:24Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods?
00:50:27Please don't make me regret this.
00:50:31Do you remember my ex-girlfriend I told you about?
00:50:36Elise?
00:50:38Yeah.
00:50:39There's something I need to tell you.
00:50:43The other day, I broke up with her.
00:50:49Sue, I'll kill!
00:50:51I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:50:54I didn't mean to hurt her.
00:50:58What she said.
00:51:00What I'm afraid she's capable of doing.
00:51:05It's the only place I feel like we're safe.
00:51:11I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:51:16She sounds...
00:51:17unwell.
00:51:20Wow.
00:51:22You look so beautiful, Lolly.
00:51:27You look...
00:51:28very handsome.
00:51:32You don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date.
00:51:37Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:43Come with me, and I'll show you.
00:51:49Yeah.
00:51:54Ready?
00:52:04It's been a crazy day.
00:52:06And I'm thankful you're here.
00:52:08Me too.
00:52:12Jake, I...
00:52:12I feel safe when I'm with you.
00:52:16You know, on the...
00:52:18seventh date...
00:52:21Love Swipe...
00:52:22gives couples the option to...
00:52:29To what?
00:52:34To be with each other.
00:52:38Well, if Love Swipe says something...
00:52:49We're happy.
00:52:50Love Swipe.
00:52:54I'm so hungry, so...
00:52:56New Year's Day is that...
00:52:56We're not so hungry.
00:53:00No, it's...
00:53:01You know how I'm getting ready.
00:53:01Do you remember?
00:53:02Who was going with me?
00:53:05You know how to make a drink.
00:53:16This. Ends. Now!
00:53:19No!
00:53:21I am going to win Jake back.
00:53:24Even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock once and for all!
00:53:38Last night was...
00:53:40I know.
00:53:53We should be getting our notification for our last date.
00:53:57If anything happens, just come to my place and we'll deal with it together.
00:54:03Don't worry about me.
00:54:06Nothing can keep me from you, not even your crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:54:21Okay.
00:54:38You want him?
00:54:40Come and get him!
00:54:43Long guard, bitch.
00:54:47To love.
00:54:48And to love swipe.
00:54:52Meet Jake for a private rendezvous in the wine lounge of your favorite bar.
00:54:59Aw, the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge.
00:55:02It's where our first date was.
00:55:04It's so sweet.
00:55:05Be careful, Lily.
00:55:06His ex sounds crazy.
00:55:08Want me to walk you back?
00:55:09You guys need to calm down.
00:55:11I...
00:55:12I'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams.
00:55:15It's so pretty bad.
00:55:16Yeah.
00:55:41So...
00:55:43I'm gonna have to take your best.
00:55:53Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:55I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:59Tanya.
00:56:01You hurt my best friend.
00:56:03I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:09Have you seen Lily?
00:56:11Love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:18She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:28Lily!
00:56:45Belize, it was you.
00:56:48So is you.
00:56:55Where are you, Belize?
00:57:01My cabin.
00:57:03Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:15I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:17I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I don't get mad at that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:30I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:38Oh, you still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, Belize.
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:52Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's right, Rob, back up.
00:58:00Jake, who's got this asshole?
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:17Jake, you came for me.
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:21You're my girl.
00:58:25Not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:47I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here
00:58:52how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship,
00:58:56or
00:58:57I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in her head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:08Two.
00:59:09Jake.
00:59:12Three!
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:15Okay.
00:59:17Police.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19You want to toy with me, Jake?
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:27Police and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:29We collaborated.
00:59:30We made
00:59:33dating apps together.
00:59:34What?
00:59:36Last month,
00:59:37we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app
00:59:45that we've been using this entire time.
00:59:48So you...
00:59:49You lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me?
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
00:59:59Because over the last week,
01:00:01I've realized something
01:00:02even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:11I thought
01:00:12the app was gonna change my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find real love.
01:00:19I trusted
01:00:20what we created,
01:00:22Belize.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match.
01:00:29I matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:32for Love Swipe.
01:00:35You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:40My lover.
01:00:43You are a
01:00:44brilliant,
01:00:46beautiful,
01:00:47and powerful woman.
01:00:49I need to tell you something
01:00:51that
01:00:52I've been afraid
01:00:53to say up until now.
01:00:55Tell me.
01:00:57Then I'm yours.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04Here's where I can see them!
01:01:20I'll kill you,
01:01:21Jake Wright!
01:01:22You are a liar
01:01:23and a monster!
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:25How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you!
01:01:30Jake!
01:01:32Lily.
01:01:34I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you
01:01:40in my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me,
01:01:45I'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:47making it up to you.
01:01:50I love you.
01:01:54I love you.
01:01:54I love you.
01:01:55I forgive you,
01:01:55Jake.
01:01:56I forgive you.
01:02:00I forgive you.
01:02:02I love you.
01:02:09Oh, there he is!
01:02:11Cheers, Jake!
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:17I helped create this app
01:02:20because I believe everyone
01:02:21deserves to find true love.
01:02:26I use LoveSwipe
01:02:27and for the first time in my life
01:02:30I found true
01:02:33undying love.
01:02:38So,
01:02:46will you do me the great honor
01:02:50of being my wife?
01:02:59Yes.
01:03:02Yes, Jake,
01:03:03my Mr. Right,
01:03:04I will marry you.
01:03:16And you make it make sense
01:03:19How I hope can you burn
01:03:22Who once felt like a screamer
01:03:26Who's still alive
01:03:27Believe in your plans
01:03:30You or I or I
01:03:37You or I
01:03:37You or I
01:03:37You or I
01:03:37You or I
01:03:38You or I
01:03:38You or I
01:03:38You or I
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