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00:01this romance is the first date's restaurant and we're back finally a place where anything
00:14is possible will you pique my interest there's two of us no nobody's losing their cool
00:22an instant attraction your gorgeous eyes stop it a match made in heaven
00:33i'm a big fan of your parents work or a sudden shock to the senses
00:40none of these daters know what to expect i'm in a village hall
00:45what happens next is up to them
00:55would you like to see each other again romantically
01:00three two one
01:13style class and good looks moss has all three in a range of matching colors
01:20clothes and appearance are important to me i like to feel good and now that i'm put together
01:26i like to wear kind of blue beige white but i look very good in black as well
01:34do you get chatted up yeah i do it's usually by a lot older people though
01:40the most random places like not not in a night out in the george or something it'll be like
01:43in super value
01:47it's cringy to say but be nice to have someone to cuddle up with on the couch
01:55how are you how are you buddy welcome i grew from wicklow i don't say in it but i'm actually
02:02fairly agricultural and i grew up in a small village in the mountains everybody knows yeah
02:06you're gonna be the top of the village jesus yeah probably and then i went to secondary in
02:12south dublin and i gained this lovely someone say stuck up or posh accent would you like a
02:18drink i would love a drink i'm gonna say you're like a porn star martini kind of guy
02:24yes actually it's a gift i can be guarded around people i don't know but get a drink kind of
02:30sharpish and left all nerves gone i'm just recently back to ireland actually i've been living in
02:36luxembourg for the past year oh very nice yeah i study international hotel management and i've just
02:42come back from my second year placement which was in a very nice hotel and what is your usual
02:49one type um tall i've never gone on a date with someone the same height or taller than me i'm
02:56six
02:56three it's jesus that's tall i don't want to be walking around with a step lather
03:08hi yeah they tried to put me on the cover of vogue but my legs were too long every day
03:17is leg day
03:18you might be wondering why ian is even here he's already found the greatest love of all
03:24i think i'm handsome other people might not agree which is absolutely fine everyone is so entitled
03:28to their own views well like i love myself and if i can't love myself how am i expected to
03:33look
03:34someone else a good sense of style was nice but like style can always be fixed
03:44bit of a diva i've been called that a few times whether it's true or not who knows
03:49legs no hello how are you mr smiley a little bit nervous i think i'm more excited than nervous
03:57your date is at the bar
04:01i may as well say hello yes i would really really like if certain someone was able to talk
04:07like i don't have to force conversation out of them good looking would also be a perk i suppose maybe
04:13a
04:13bit tall hello hello hello pleasure to meet you i'm good and you i'm good what's your name moss and
04:20you
04:20moss ian ian love you to meet you are you taller than me no i think you're taller than me
04:26you're taller
04:27your hair makes you taller than you i'll take that i'll take that it doesn't matter like how someone
04:34looks if i can tell they're intelligent that's really attractive are you in college i'm in college
04:39at the moment yeah yeah i do biomedical science oh very good where are you at u sligo oh my
04:44gosh
04:45it's really you're in the back you're in the back you're in college i am i'm studying in shannon
04:52college oh and also the other side of the country yeah i'm in the back arsenal like you
05:03these days some people are retiring at 70. now we're going to step to the side arms outside
05:10not bernie she's not retiring at all it's strange saying that age because i don't feel it i don't act
05:19it i've been a bit nervous of meeting somebody the first time but i'd have to be excited it's an
05:24adventure it's an experience at my age it's great do i open the door if somebody says no i don't
05:34want to meet you again i'll just say hard luck and where are you from i'm from dublin oh yeah
05:41i'm
05:41living in mead now okay so i think it's officially a dulci oh god i just think i'm a bit
05:50of fun i'm
05:51lively and i'm energetic i teach tai chi and qigong can you give me some tai chi moves get your
05:59hands
05:59together you want to feel the energy right okay qigong and tai chi is energy work it absolutely got
06:06me through covid i can actually feel in my hands every time leo varadkar mentioned another six
06:11weeks you know you're living on your own you're kind of going oh no but i'd go into the kitchen
06:15and
06:15i do my tai chi and everything slows down remember to me what are you looking for a man
06:24hope he's not ai you can tell that i haven't had a romance in a long long time
06:30i thought it's very hard to know because i particularly wasn't i'd given up i'd literally
06:34given up i think a kind kind-hearted man is nice but you don't want a saint because i can
06:41be very
06:49bold
06:50enter jerry immaculately attired but still looking for something to tie it all together
06:56i think it's the greatest feeling in the world hard to match
07:02i can manage on my own but at the same time you do need love you do need companionship
07:09what do you go for physically in a woman not too small and obviously not too tall
07:14i haven't got the right words to say good cleavage however you see you're a boot man yes
07:22hey jerry jerry yeah nice to meet you jerry
07:24there are ladies over here yeah so good ladies first do you find the dating landscape has changed a
07:31lot oh god yeah obviously i've changed by a few decades it's a very different animal all together
07:37hello hello hello hello hello how are you how are you how you feeling nervous it's the word of the
07:45day
07:45really isn't it it's not easy is it all that wine wouldn't cool it down really i swear but you
07:51look
07:51over here we're here for a laugh and you know whatever and enjoy yeah just amazing yeah where are you
07:56from
08:07you don't have a video do not i do do do occasionally yeah but uh let's behave
08:20i can't hack wine i can't hack it darling i can't are you a wine person okay so i'm a
08:26wine person
08:27because we have to study wine as part of my chorus but like yeah oh no i can't i actually
08:32can't i wish i
08:33but if you're drinking nice wine i don't i don't mean i don't mean petrol station speck
08:39i think humor is a really really important thing in a person because it's just a really good way to
08:44get along with someone oh lovely look at that especially if they're not too sensitive have you
08:50been on many days before five or six maybe in double oh okay i had a situation for a while
08:55with a
08:56lawyer oh yeah that was like kind of like two months or so and just didn't work out
09:01um now i realized i could do better
09:06okay i'm not the lawyer thing personality and stuff yeah i would i would hope so
09:12you what have you ever been on a date before you have oh my god yeah what sort of dates
09:19like drink
09:19dates dinner days no i've been on like breakfast dates like when i work that's clever actually because
09:24everyone like you have to go and do the rest of your day yeah i'm very driven so i kind
09:29of would like
09:29someone who's actually like has their kind of stuff together there was one guy we went on like a few
09:34breakfast dates i didn't really like him so i just left him an open snapchat and then you like to
09:39ghost
09:39people no like he didn't really do anything with himself i'm like that's kind of like a turn up for
09:46me as well like he he did like a waste like he did he was a waster yeah someone who's
09:51not ambitious
09:52doesn't have goals or doesn't have a desire to set goals i i find that really unattractive
09:58we left so many puts in the effort yeah it's amazing
10:07this is nice good choice nice restaurant
10:15thank you very much very becoming indeed for me it really is when you meet somebody it's about
10:23the personality isn't it you can say somebody's very handsome but after a while you don't notice that
10:29and how did you end up in need life i i i suppose married at 23 you had a child
10:36at 24. it was a good
10:38marriage i think we just grew apart divorced and i met somebody and with well i didn't meet somebody
10:44i knew him for 30 years yeah yeah yeah and we ended up together and he had a house down
10:50there and um
10:51three years later he died of cancer oh breaking that was 18 years ago oh gosh 18 years sorry to
10:59hear
10:59that yes what about yourself divorced from a lovely lady i was married for about 10 years um i'm not
11:07now for the last 17-ish years we're on good terms yes she has to be you have to that's
11:14good and the same
11:15yeah it's not always easy but it's a blessing isn't it yeah yeah i'm kind of a conundrum because while
11:20i
11:20say i'm happily unmarried simultaneously looking for love and have your children no no i never had
11:28thank god i just say thank god in a callous way you're worried to say that because i never want
11:34them really yeah yeah yeah i might be too hedonistic or um just short of commitment a bit um if
11:43i'm honest
11:44and i'm here to be honest whether i ever come to regret that or not i can't be sure well
11:51you're
11:51probably you're probably regretted now yeah yeah yeah yeah so it's so i think at this stage i'm content
11:57with that i don't know why i get on greater children do you know so that's being a child isn't
12:04it yes
12:05it's most important it's most important yeah it really really is sounds like you if a unit
12:10child hasn't left you no no absolutely
12:22in the game of love it's probably wise to let leah make the first move i'm one of those people
12:28that
12:29if i think someone is attractive i would not wait for them to come up to me i would more
12:33than likely go
12:34and be like hi you are gorgeous can i get your number but then there's been a couple of times
12:40in
12:40my clothes where some fellas come up to me and hey girl how's it going you know what i mean
12:46like
12:46straight up and simple but yeah strong independent woman you don't need no man but i mean if the right
12:53one comes along don't push them away well hello hello how are you where are you from leah i'm from
13:00are saying in dublin north side you're dublin what does it matter what side i know i know i like
13:07someone that can have a bit of banter with me my mom loves you i have to say that say
13:12hello to mama for
13:13me yeah of course hi how are you i'm pretty good at flirting spontaneous bubbly and i could literally
13:21talk to absolutely anybody don't watch your time oh god you should see the men that i've gone out with
13:28before sorry that's actually horrible i've heard it from other people not me i'm getting references
13:37i'm pulling quotes here as long as you can get along with me i'm like fabulous you know what i
13:42mean
13:42but i have like weird little niches i love the mullet mustache combo a lot of people would say it's
13:48a
13:48red flag far off me it's a green one very very green
13:58well how are you it's all business in the front but there's a party in the back when i'm mullet
14:04shake
14:05it gives all the girls a heart attack jake's mullet sure is the business but the party ain't limited to
14:13the back how do you get ready for a date to get ready like this a little i've got a
14:17sound on my
14:18jumper i'm great everybody stop and stare they be watching me i shower deodorant hopefully get
14:26changed and clean clothes out the door i'm not picky on looks at all a lot of beautiful women out
14:32there
14:32in the world i like a girl that's hot-headed one that'll sit you down and shout at you like
14:38you're a
14:38dumbass is that not a man jesus christ it sounds like that doesn't it oh no mullet moustache is
14:48looking for his man how is everything jake surviving and thriving a little nervous but what is love jake
14:55can you describe it for me i don't think i can because i think i've fallen in love with every
14:59girl
15:00i've ever met i think i'll know what love is when i find it hi nice to meet you nice
15:06to meet you
15:08so what's your favorite color
15:18when it comes to me being myself that can be kind of terrifying because like
15:24maybe they don't like someone that's quite outspoken or confident what are you drinking
15:28i'm drinking a gin and tonic may i copy her please absolutely
15:40that's a good way to be at the start of a date
15:47so do we just slag this off get the wedding plan
15:49like on one knee right now you're done if you say
16:03come here after
16:06this is very formal compared to sitting in a pair i was gonna say i've never done a blind date
16:11you
16:12have you ever done one before no blind date is really scary so you know just getting to know
16:18someone especially when it's not past 10 o'clock and you're already a few beers in with uh like a
16:24bit
16:24of liquid confidence no but i've never done like a like a sit down like dinner date unless i've been
16:28in like a long-term relationship i've never done like a been in a long-term relationship yeah how many
16:34yes three the last guy i've seen we said i love you after three days and we were together about
16:40for a year and a half
16:42i realized i kind of had to find myself a little bit more which is what i've been doing
16:46i've been single now a year and a half
16:50i'm glad because now i do know what i'm looking for are you like vegetarian or vegan no you're not
16:57like it no i don't want to say it to me just in case in case they get us online
17:01later
17:03now oh hello oh apologies that's noise because you haven't looked at the windows she did she looked
17:10at the menu for both of us she told us she knew what she was going to order i'm not
17:12quite sure oh perfect
17:15no no no no no go on oh i hate you i hate you too if you're an accomplice in
17:20this i am
17:21so could i get the steak please for me how would you like it cooked uh medium please and what
17:27would
17:27he like for his mates oh okay
17:33we also you're also a steak person or burger no don't do that to me no don't do that to
17:38me
17:42burger burger thank you so so much no problem at all good luck
17:53did you do language in second year i did german from first to third year okay and then i went
17:59to
17:59boarding school for fifth year and sixth year okay i loved boarding school if i could redo it all again
18:04i would did you come home on the weekends or did you stay down no i said i remember going
18:08into the
18:09boarding school i was small i was quite thin and i came out much taller much broader much more independent
18:16do you have a big family uh immediate family no okay immediately like it's just my dad my brother
18:23and myself really because my mom's passed oh really yeah that's pretty hard she passed away in 2018
18:33from cancer i it was a week or two before i started first year of secondary school
18:39i couldn't need that drink i'm sorry i know it's fine like i think she'd be very proud of what
18:48like
18:48i've become my dad he took the role of a mother and a father at the same time which would
18:56not have
18:56been easy for him but he did it he raised two sons he's a great father and what do you
19:02think he'll think
19:02about this well he doesn't know about it yet it is his favorite tv show so the plan is when
19:08this airs
19:08i'm going to sit with him and put it on i know for a fact he will love it
19:21chips look nice nice please yeah we're all friends here
19:31what do you work at or do you work for your tire chair i retired from air lingus only three
19:36months
19:37ago really i've worked on the ground in air lingus in dublin airport for just about 40 years i'd go
19:44back tomorrow probably which i did i liked it back then you knelt in in the hole of the aircraft
19:50and
19:51this fella threw 50 bags into you and you put the 50 bags up there and you're on your knees
19:55bent down like this inside of the hole you didn't bang them all in and throw them all in very
20:00careful
20:00very careful except on a bad day
20:05i'm not fully retired yet really what's what's your feeling i teach tai chi and qigong
20:13really well i don't believe either of those wait you don't believe me i always called it qigong
20:22i've never heard of that one it's obviously similar to tai chi yeah yeah which is nice and relaxed
20:27movements which is very good okay wow do you know your chakras yes yeah oh do you so you're
20:34interested yeah seven important ones there's loads of those more as well right okay yeah so are you
20:40interested in that i've read something on it no that's great because a lot of men don't i know
20:47a little of everything a lot about nothing
20:57looking at my friends like does your husbands and boyfriends not have somebody for me somebody
21:02something like just give me something love doesn't always come easy but in rachel's case
21:08it's really playing hard to get i don't know what it is but nobody approaches me i don't know
21:15if it's with me or maybe there is no fish in the sea
21:21i'm quite happy being alone but there is times when i'm lonely
21:25saturday evenings going on holidays and then weddings
21:30oh i hate wedding so much everybody is so in love and i'm just so lovely
21:41you ready for some dating very scared why are you scared look at yourself come on
21:48i have been single since 2016 there has been like the situation ships come and go and they've
21:55kind of just reaffirmed there's nobody out there for me yeah yeah better better save than
22:01sorry yeah i'm definitely an introvert but people probably think i'm extroverted nervous
22:07oh terrifying really oh my god terrified whenever i go home in the evening i'm like all i want to
22:12do is
22:13watch kardashians because it takes that much brain power and like you have to be happy happy all the
22:18time and then people are asking what your hobbies are and i'm like so what was your normal type of
22:35a
22:35very chest no long hair he can't have better hair than me
22:42hello sir how are you sir you will your name please garold garold
22:48personality wise i'd like to think of an eight or nine looks wise who knows
22:5112. and pretty easy going you know i like a bit of fun i like a bit of outgoingness and
22:57on
22:58an old saturday night an old cuddle at home is nice too is he talking to me today
23:03Is it good looking? Yeah, I don't really have a preference look-wise, you know, I mean
23:09black hair maybe and
23:11Somebody that's you know proud of their appearance as well. I'm one other than that. I'm not too picky
23:18That's that's cuttable awful, isn't it?
23:21All right, my beautiful lady
23:24How are you? I'm Rachel. How's it going? How's it going? How are you? Good, good, good. Where are you
23:30from, Rachel?
23:31Monaghan. Monaghan? Monaghan. Do you know what? No, I'm not gonna lie to you. I've probably never in my entire
23:35life stepped foot in Monaghan
23:36Why not? Yeah, I don't know. Where are you from? Cork. Yeah, yeah, that's fair, isn't it?
23:41It's a mad accent, just because I've never really come across anyone from Cork. Really, go in. So you've never
23:46been to Cork either, so?
23:47No, I was in Kerry. Really? Yeah, two different counties now as well
23:53Am I a good date?
23:55I can talk, but no strategies whatsoever. No, I just go in and talk and talk and talk
24:02Are you nervous? No, no, no, are you?
24:04Are you really going? Oh my god, absolutely terrified. I would kind of overthink things as well
24:08I'm like, all right, I have to build myself up to something and then I come across confident, but I'm
24:13sweating. I am sweating
24:14Have you ever been on a date before, no? I have, and I've been like this all, like just, yeah,
24:19I know
24:19It'll be all right, it'll be fine, she'll have to be nervous, but it's all right
24:27Amazing, thank you so, so much
24:29You're stripling
24:30Sorry
24:31Why are you apologising? Nothing to apologise for
24:34I'm trying to get as close to him as I possibly can from across the table
24:36I don't blame her
24:37I love it
24:39Have you seen the size of this thing?
24:41Take a big bite, I don't want to watch it do it
24:43Is this, is this what you're into?
24:44Yeah, it's actually what I'm into. Nice and slow, yeah
24:46I don't blame it
24:48No, go on
24:51I like someone that can make me laugh, but isn't as funny as me
24:55And I can be like myself around
24:57Because the more you get to know me, the weirder I get
25:01I was so nervous going over here
25:03Because, in fairness, I thought I was going to be stuck with some bloke who just doesn't say anything
25:07Good for?
25:08Excuse me
25:09Excuse me
25:10Or some coat with brown shoes
25:12I was like, I put a truck on
25:13I was going to bring brown shoes
25:16No, I didn't
25:18You're lucky
25:19You're lucky
25:20What's wrong with the shoe choice?
25:22It's actually quite nice
25:22Thank you, my mum bought this
25:24Did you say your mum?
25:26Oh my god, you're so from the south side, it's actually not even funny
25:30My mum, sorry
25:32Oh my god, you're so from the south side, it's actually not even funny
25:58Okay
25:59It's like my job and stuff, you have to be quick, be able to read guests and stuff and know
26:02when people are happy or not
26:03But in my personal life, that can lead to overthinking about what others think of me
26:08You have um, you have like gravy or something across your mouth there
26:14I'm so bad
26:17Okay
26:17Yeah, there you go, it's gone
26:19Oh, can we talk about musical instruments?
26:21Yeah, go on
26:23I play a small bit of piano
26:25I play piano
26:26Really?
26:26Yeah
26:26Well, you trained though
26:28I know, I just picked a bit, no, I'm trained in clarinet
26:31How long have you been playing clarinet?
26:33You need to like play the clarinet for the first, no, the recorder first
26:36Yeah
26:38To learn how to finger
26:42Because you need to make sure you're fingering the recorder correctly, you know what I mean?
26:47So you practice fingering
26:50So you're professional?
26:52Professional fingering
26:54And after my fingering was really good
26:56And then give me on to the clarinet
27:00I'll have to take your word for it
27:02Oh
27:11I'm a very fussy eater
27:12I don't eat vegetables
27:13At all
27:14No
27:14That's alright, that's fine
27:16Are you, are you a picky?
27:17Not really
27:18Like the only thing that I won't eat, right?
27:20I hate beans
27:22Rotten
27:22Absolutely rotten
27:23Stink it
27:24The texture
27:25The taste
27:25You get the birds after that
27:27Oh, right, okay
27:29I like to make people laugh
27:31That's very, very important
27:32I think you have to make somebody laugh
27:33You have to make somebody comfortable
27:34It relaxes everybody as well, you know
27:36You know, do you have any tattoos?
27:37No
27:37No
27:38How do you feel about your date having loads?
27:41Yeah
27:41You're all for tattoos
27:42What have you got?
27:43Show me
27:44That's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
27:45Oh Christ
27:46Why?
27:47That's a Beetlejuice one
27:48Well, because why not like
27:49Oh, that's my look, I have a daughter
27:50That's my daughter's name
27:52Isla is her name
27:53She's 12
27:55And she is probably my best friend as well, so
27:57Yeah
27:59So you have daughter
28:00I have a daughter
28:00Have you been married before?
28:02Yes
28:02We were together for, let's say eight years
28:04There was no animosity when we broke up or anything
28:06So we stayed living together for a few years
28:08To raise Isla and things
28:09And yeah, she's still one of my best friends
28:12Do you think that ever intimidates people that you date?
28:15When I was a little bit younger
28:16It was intimidating for people then
28:19As I got older, less so
28:21But, you know
28:22I don't want to be with somebody that has a problem with that anyway
28:25So
28:26We bought like a big plot and end
28:29Okay
28:29So we kind of halved it
28:30Yeah
28:30So she gets one half
28:32Okay
28:32There's a log cabin on my half then
28:34So yeah
28:35And I can tip over
28:37Yeah, she just goes back and forth between the two then
28:38Like yeah, yeah, it's really nice
28:39That is actually a lovely set
28:41Yeah, it's really cool
28:48Did you enjoy that?
28:49Lovely
28:51I'm having steak for a while now
28:52Good Irish beef
28:53Mmm
28:55We don't take enough of what's good for us
28:57I love cake
28:59Do you?
29:00Let's go for Jesus Christ
29:01You have a sweet tooth
29:02Oh my God
29:03The whole side of them
29:05I do
29:05Oh yeah, I love sweet
29:06There's nothing like a good laugh
29:08And we don't do enough
29:09That we don't experience enough of a laugh
29:13It's so fun
29:14That's American Miss Grammar
29:17It's so much fun
29:20It's amazing what makes us tick
29:22Or doesn't
29:23As the case may be
29:23You know
29:24And that's why I take on my
29:25I take every experience that comes my way
29:28Does love and what you're looking for change as you get older?
29:33It gets deeper
29:34It gets deeper
29:35Like you know when you're young, love is romantic
29:37But it's deeper
29:39It takes all kinds of different people, doesn't it?
29:42Absolutely
29:42We're introverts and we're extroverts
29:45So we have to just accept who we are
29:47Yeah, and the more different various experiences that you have
29:52More fulfilling, you know?
29:55No
29:56If I have any regrets in life
29:58I regret that I wasn't
30:00I'll say the word
30:01More promiscuous
30:05All the good things are illegal, immoral or make you fat
30:08Isn't that the song?
30:09That's perfect, isn't that so true?
30:12I'm definitely prudish in ways
30:14Even though I'm very open-minded
30:16It's like the Catholic Church teaching comes up in your mind all the time
30:21I think we're kind of slightly coming out of it
30:24But sex is taboo, taboo, taboo
30:26I keep saying we're a strange species but we're all similar
30:30Absolutely
30:30Everyone has the same feelings, emotions
30:33I love sex
30:36Of course I do, I'm human
30:38I love to just enjoy life
30:41You have to
30:41Mmm
30:43We're romantic and physical I would really like
30:46Definitely
30:47I have the energy
30:50Cheers to that song
30:51Cheers
30:58Ma'am, I'm in the Jacks
31:00Oh my god, he's so fucking cool
31:03And like, I swear like five minutes in we were already talking about marriage
31:07He is so funny
31:09Ah, me, where's he from?
31:11He's from, eh, Southside
31:13So he's from, he's a Dubliner like
31:14What?
31:16What?
31:17Walking up North Islander
31:20Look, it doesn't matter if he's a walking North Islander or a South Islander
31:25So how's it going?
31:27It's going, it's going fairly well
31:29I'm glad she's
31:31I'm glad she's my kind of person
31:33The same sense of humour
31:34And she's not afraid to be herself
31:36That's crazy
31:37Yeah
31:38I'd be terrified to talk to her if I saw her in the nightclub
31:41Really?
31:41But, yeah, yeah, yeah
31:42I don't think I'd have the balls to talk to her
31:44Yeah, but now that I'm here, a hundred percent
31:47I met Matteo as well
31:49And I said, my mam loves you
31:51Ah!
31:52Whee!
31:56Ah, that looks so good
31:57You won't be eating that spinach I'd say
31:58Is that spinach?
32:00I've never had one in my life
32:01Well, don't worry about it
32:02Like, it's tasteless enough
32:03Like, it wouldn't add to your steak in any way
32:08I'll get rid of all the green bits for you.
32:10Have a little bop off of it there and see what you think.
32:13Go on. You'll enjoy this. I promise.
32:19Do you not like that, though? No.
32:21That's a taste sensation.
32:22You spit it out. Do you not like that? No, go away.
32:25They definitely need to be patient with me. Definitely.
32:28Because it's worth it.
32:30Like, my friends and family are just number one to me.
32:34I am a home bird. I live at home with my parents.
32:40I call them my housemates.
32:42I quite like it, but they're always trying to set me up with people.
32:47There has been people who are like, I don't like you at all,
32:50but, like, yeah, I'll go on another day.
32:53I'm sure it's something to be at.
32:55That's awful. Is that awful?
32:57People are like, why don't you just move out?
32:59I was like, well, I'm going to move out to a house on my own
33:01because I know I get on with my parents so, so well.
33:05You do want a bit of privacy as well sometimes.
33:07Yeah. But, like, I was spoiled at home.
33:09Yeah, but that's okay.
33:12The first time I kissed a fella,
33:14and then he turned around and he was like,
33:16oh, like, I'm not gay. That was a mistake.
33:18But, like, that really upset me.
33:21Would you say you've been in love before?
33:23The romantic kind now.
33:24But, I mean, I'm still, like, really young,
33:27so I'm not kind of worried about that.
33:30Are you here?
33:32Oh, am I being fed up?
33:33Yeah. Oh, come on.
33:36That's good, isn't it?
33:38If someone's interested in me,
33:39I'm completely blind to that.
33:41Like, I haven't a clue.
33:42If we're having a good conversation,
33:44I'm completely lost in the conversation.
33:46Let me just glance my pal.
33:47Oh, yeah, sorry.
33:48I forgot you're a professional.
33:51Getting hints of tap.
33:53During a date, I don't think someone will know
33:55if I don't like them or not.
33:57I think I can be quite talkative
33:59and kind of give off the impression
34:01that I am very attracted or into someone.
34:03That's for you to do it.
34:05If I was going to reject someone,
34:08I think I'd be fine.
34:10But if I was going to get rejected,
34:12I think that's kind of where, like,
34:13you're kind of like, vulnerable.
34:17Now...
34:18Are we happy to settle up?
34:19Yeah, all there, please.
34:21No, we split it.
34:23I can pay for it.
34:24I don't mind.
34:26No, we split it.
34:27Being rejected or rejecting someone
34:29is completely natural
34:30as long as you do it in a respectful way.
34:32OK, go on.
34:33We split it, please.
34:35Like, if they're not your person,
34:37absolutely fine.
34:38They're not your person.
34:43They're not your person.
34:44So...
34:45Would you like to see each other again romantically?
34:48Who goes...
34:49You go first.
34:50First.
34:52Um...
34:52I would really like to see Ian again.
34:54Yeah, I would like to see him again as well.
34:58I thought you were going to say no.
35:00Really?
35:00I thought you were going to say no.
35:02Because when I offered to pay the bill,
35:03you were like,
35:03no, no, no, we'll split it.
35:04We'll split it.
35:04And I was like, oh, okay, I see.
35:06I was...
35:06Okay, right.
35:08If you'd really wanted to,
35:09you could be like, no, like, like, I'm paying.
35:11And I'd be like...
35:12How many times did I offer to pay?
35:13Twice.
35:14Only twice.
35:15Two times a time.
35:16OK.
35:17Yeah.
35:17Thank you though.
35:18No worries.
35:18That was lovely.
35:21That was a relief.
35:23Oh yeah, you are tall.
35:25So you guys fancy each other?
35:27Yeah, I think that's safe to say.
35:29Him obviously liked more than me.
35:31Right, right, right.
35:33Thank you very much.
35:34Bye.
35:36He's really nice.
35:37He's really chatty.
35:42He was really attractive,
35:43both personality-wise and physically.
35:48Like, everything just seems to be pretty good, you know?
35:53Ow!
35:54Ow, my head!
35:57That really hurt.
36:13Go, go, go road.
36:17Go road.
36:17Go road.
36:18Actually, do you know what?
36:20Up your neck of the woods is probably different.
36:22It's probably garage.
36:24Like a learage?
36:25Yeah, like a learage, yeah.
36:27Balls Cotter, they call me.
36:29The most important thing is to be myself.
36:32If you're not yourself on the first date
36:34and you turn out to be somebody totally different,
36:36that's very, very bad.
36:38So tell me, what are...
36:40How are you finding dating and stuff?
36:42I don't do it.
36:44At all, no at all?
36:44I'm actually quite reclusive.
36:46Oh, okay.
36:47Like, I've met the odd person, but...
36:48I just...
36:50I'm not good with small...
36:51Like, I don't...
36:51I can't be honest with the shite.
36:53Yeah.
36:54I think it's a lot to do with Covid as well.
36:56I turned very strange after Covid.
36:58Like, I...
36:59But, you know, you're locked up for, like, two or three years,
37:02so I think you're gonna be a wee bit odd.
37:04Out of practice, maybe.
37:05We'll say out of practice.
37:07Had a boyfriend.
37:08Mm-hmm.
37:09Whenever we broke up, I was like,
37:10Jesus, I don't even know who I am.
37:12I'm like...
37:13It's not easy, especially if you're together
37:14with somebody for so long, right?
37:15Yeah.
37:16Everybody else has moved on.
37:17People are having children and getting married and stuff.
37:20My last relationship, I was definitely quite dependent on them,
37:24so I worked on myself a long time to get that independence back.
37:28So I think that's why my walls are up.
37:30But I want them to come down.
37:32Like, I want to be a wee bit softer.
37:34People are like,
37:34Oh, well, how are you single?
37:36You're great, crack, blah, blah, blah.
37:37And beautiful as well.
37:39Like, let's...
37:40Go on.
37:40Sorry.
37:42Like, I have been in love before,
37:44so I know that side of me is there,
37:45but it's just wrapped in concrete.
37:50I actually wouldn't usually be a dinner and drinks man.
37:53No, I'm never on.
37:54I'm not a huge fan of that.
37:55I think that's why I was so nervous.
37:57Because, like, I don't...
37:58Like, obviously, I'm weird with food.
38:00Ah, you're not.
38:02Don't be worried about that.
38:03People don't give a shit about that.
38:11Oh, look what I got.
38:12Here's the heart.
38:14Will we share?
38:15Absolutely.
38:15You have to, haven't you?
38:17Don't go breaking my heart.
38:19So we can't go breaking the heart.
38:21Jesus.
38:25Bill here.
38:27Thank you very much.
38:28You won't have a look at that and see how much of it.
38:31There's no worry.
38:34He's a lovely man.
38:36And I think he was interested in some of the things I was interested in.
38:40A lot of things that I know most males aren't interested in,
38:43and I said, oh, I like that.
39:04So what we do, do you want to go halves on that?
39:08Yeah, why not?
39:09Yeah, please.
39:11The whole thing for me was a bit going halves.
39:16It's just my generation men paid because women didn't have money.
39:19Now I know women do have money, but he didn't even offer.
39:22Can we split it?
39:23Of course.
39:25It shows a lot about his character to me.
39:27Lovely.
39:29Would you like to see each other romantically again?
39:34I wouldn't particularly.
39:36I wouldn't jump at it.
39:38Not a date date, but a coffee date or something, let's call it.
39:43No problem, but yeah.
39:48Yeah, I agree.
39:49I totally agree.
39:51Thank you both so much for coming.
39:53It's been lovely.
39:55We all enjoy new experiences, why we're afraid of them.
39:58It's nice to step outside your comfort zone.
40:01But there wasn't a physical attraction, I'm sorry to say.
40:06A lovely man, nice conversation.
40:09But there was no spark there, sure?
40:11There wasn't really.
40:11No, if we're honest, there's no point in saying a lie.
40:14No, no, there wasn't a spark.
40:17It just wasn't that I wanted to see him again.
40:21It's lovely.
40:22Thank you very much.
40:24I would have loved on the specs.
40:26I would have.
40:36Okay, what are some stuff that you're into?
40:38I'm weird.
40:39I'll do anything, I'll bother, but I'm hard to keep something up as a hobby.
40:43Okay.
40:44I was really into my naval history for a year there.
40:47What is that?
40:48What do you mean?
40:49It's a history about shit.
40:51Oh, a history about shit?
40:53I don't know why.
40:54What are your hobbies?
40:56I love singing, but that's like...
40:58You know I'm going to have to test that later.
40:59I can do a really mean Liam Gallagher impression.
41:02I've never been more raised in my life, by the way.
41:06Where do you stand in relation to sex on a first date?
41:12My mum's going to watch this.
41:14My dad's.
41:15Take off your top.
41:16I wouldn't be going into the day and meeting a person for an hour and then be like, right,
41:19go on.
41:20I have a room in the hotel upstairs, go on with you.
41:23I'm not nearly confident enough to be trying that.
41:28You miss out.
41:30Because before I had the full massage gone.
41:35Why did you get rid of it?
41:38Why did you get rid of it?
41:38I look like I have accusations.
41:41You know?
41:42I can't risk that.
41:44No, my mum was actually so hard.
41:47I'll go back.
41:47Give me like two years and I'll go back.
41:51No problem.
41:55You'll enjoy that.
41:56It's like a kind of a, it's like the top of a cheesecake.
41:58It's very loving.
42:02I was going to say, yeah.
42:04So, how would you, like, are you looking for kids?
42:07Is that your near future?
42:11I'm realistic in that the body clock is ticking.
42:15Yeah, yeah.
42:15I'm not mad for them.
42:17But if they happen, great.
42:18You wouldn't be upset, like.
42:19Oh, no.
42:20I wouldn't be upset at all.
42:22I do love kids, like, but.
42:23I, um, can't have kids anymore.
42:26Mmm.
42:27Okay.
42:29Schnipped.
42:30Yeah.
42:30So, like, I never, you know, we hear people going to Australia and kids like that.
42:35Yes, yeah.
42:35I never did that.
42:36Like, I go on holidays, but like.
42:38Yeah.
42:38You know, not to monstrously exotic places like the first.
42:42You want to do your 20s and your, in your 40s.
42:44Exactly.
42:44I want to be able to do that.
42:46Yeah.
42:46So you actually went and did it?
42:48Yeah, yeah.
42:48That's mad.
42:49I got it there about two years ago.
42:51What have you, what have you met somebody who was like mad for kids?
42:53Well, you can, you can reverse it, like.
42:55It's not, you know.
42:56Look, if somebody did want kids, I would have the discussion about it, like, you know what?
43:01That it's not a make or break.
43:02Yeah, exactly.
43:02It's not a make or break for, exactly.
43:04It's a making or break for your rude monkeys.
43:15It's like some crustacean that's not in the china.
43:19Yeah, okay.
43:22Really got along with someone so quickly. I'm worried. I don't know. Yeah, I don't think we're supposed to get
43:26on
43:26I don't think it's supposed to be awkward for a little bit
43:29You're coming home with me
43:31That's a quote, that's a reference
43:33That's a reference
43:37Give me your hand
43:39You've got nice hands
43:41I'd do my best
43:43Nails are fucking lovely
43:44Do you know what's best about them?
43:48I don't know how that sounds
43:50I am
43:52Is that not nice?
43:54Yeah, that's a problem
43:59Hello, sir. This is a moment of truth
44:02Thank you
44:04What are you doing there?
44:06What? This is just a piece of paper. It's nothing
44:09Can I not go to the house?
44:10No
44:10Why?
44:11Do you think I'm somebody else?
44:15Absolutely not
44:16You can get me ten drinks there later
44:22Hi
44:25You're a Capricorn? Capricorn, yeah
44:27You're responsible, disciplined, self-controlled and you have good manners
44:31You do have good manners to be fair
44:33I have this forever erect nipple because I used to have it pierced years ago
44:40I just don't know about that sort of thing
44:43Maybe that's what court people do
44:45I don't know
44:45Your greatest compatibility is Taurus and Cancer
44:49Oh yeah, what are you?
44:51Not Taurus or Cancer
44:53I'm on the fence
44:55Boy, what does yours say?
44:56Cool, sophisticated, beautiful, intelligent
45:00Do you think I'm intelligent?
45:04Hi there
45:05How are you?
45:06Alright
45:06Alright, guys
45:11Would you like to see each other again?
45:13Oh my god, you're going straight for it
45:15Straight for it
45:16Straight for it
45:17It's going to be so cringe
45:17I would, yes
45:22Oh no
45:27I don't think I would
45:29I don't think I would
45:30Now that is so awful
45:32That's not awful, Jesus almighty
45:34You're a really, really nice person
45:36Sorry
45:36But I just don't think you're for me
45:38That's okay
45:38Don't worry about it
45:40That's totally fine
45:41No problem
45:42Party up
45:44I think I'm a bad person
45:45No, I don't think you're a bad person
45:46What, because you don't want to go on another date?
45:48Yeah
45:48Oh
45:50It's so true
45:50I'm sweating so much
45:52Do you not?
45:53I won't
45:54That's very inappropriate
45:55I'm not going to do that at all
45:58We'll be best friends now in about six months
46:00Would you be my friend?
46:02I'll be your friend, yeah
46:02I'll be happy to you, yeah
46:03I'll start you out for some dating tips
46:06You don't need them?
46:07Yeah
46:08Thanks for the nice day
46:09Thank you
46:10Bye
46:11That's okay
46:12Not every day it works out
46:20You're a thumb on top of my thumb
46:22Oh for fuck's sake
46:22And then also
46:23This is like the
46:24What?
46:24I'm not making this up
46:25This is the next
46:27How did you know?
46:28I know I'm just that good
46:29The next level
46:30I figured there'd be a mouth involved at some point
46:35If I saw her like when I was out
46:37100% I'd go
46:38That's my type
46:39And then I'd never talk to her throughout the night
46:42I'm so distracted, it's crazy
46:43You were saying?
46:45What do you mean?
46:47Do you think she fancied you?
46:50It makes feelings, but I hope so
46:53How?
46:57No, I can't say that
47:00I was gonna say how crazy would it be because
47:02Wouldn't be too wild
47:13Jesus, what did my mother think of me?
47:20Yes
47:21I'm back
47:21I'm back
47:27So, moment of truth time
47:29Would you both like to see each other again romantically?
47:33Not a chance
47:34Nah
47:34Couldn't be done
47:35Not a chance
47:37Yes
47:38Yes
47:41I really didn't expect him to match my personality as much as he really, really did
47:48Have you not got any land?
47:50No land
47:50Not fucking out here
47:52She's beautiful
47:53The eyes are very, not intimidating, but like I had a reason to be nervous
47:58And how was the kiss?
48:02I'm going red here
48:03I'm going red here
48:07So when is he going to see your Liam Gallagher impression?
48:11I'm getting scared of me
48:12And I hope it gets lucky
48:13At night hopefully if I get lucky
48:15Ready
48:17Ready
48:22I didn't think there was such thing as Spark before
48:26It was like, honestly the best first date I've ever had.
48:37Sure, we'll go to the beach, we'll go swimming.
48:40Yeah, fast.
48:40We'll go surfing or something like that.
48:42Yeah.
48:42Yeah, there.
48:43I'll do that.
48:44Second day sort of.
48:55They fancy each other.
48:57Strong word, yeah.
49:00She'll make the Paris jealous, that's all I know.
49:02Paris jealous.
49:18If you'd like to take part in the next season of First Dates,
49:21apply online at cocoacontent.ie forward slash first dates.
49:27We'd love to hear from you.
49:51Last Dates, play.
49:52Good night, girls.
49:56Good night.
49:57Good night.
49:58Good night.
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