00:09Everything okay. Well, now that you ask, aren't y'all tired? Of what? The same shit, the same people. Right.
00:19Right. Okay, boom. So, it's an app for queer use only. It's like gay shit all up and down the
00:27feed. It's kind of like Twitter.
00:30TikTok, Instagram, all together. Right. And how would you keep straight people out? Be like, mm, this is some gay
00:39shit. And they will promptly leave their asses on.
00:43I love how you think straight people won't stay where they're not wanted. Well, what you think?
00:50I fucks with it, you know. And if there was an app like that, you know, I'd finally be able
00:54to get over my evil bitch of an ex-girlfriend, you know, champi names.
01:07I'm sorry.
01:12I just, I miss her so much.
01:18And is there a name for this magical app for...
01:22It's called Queer.
01:27Download Queer Memoirs today.
01:30Common side effects include your best friend having a crush on you, a boy who's just too gay, fighting your
01:36annoying neighbor, and hosting a podcast.
01:38If you or a friend are experiencing any of these side effects, please uninstall and talk to a health professional
01:43immediately.
01:43I'm sorry.
01:45I'm sorry.
01:46I'm sorry.
01:47I'm sorry.
01:48I'm sorry.
01:49I'm sorry.
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