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00:18Every time you leave town, these girls invent a crisis, I swear to God.
00:22Well, not every time I leave town.
00:24It's every time I go on vacation.
00:26If I was at a shareholder meeting in Boston, everything would be just fine.
00:31Well, it's not fine, and you're not here.
00:33Wait a minute.
00:35Hang on.
00:40It's snowing.
00:42Snowing? In June?
00:43In June.
00:45What do the fish think about that?
00:47The river's too high to fish anyway.
00:49Well, then why are you...
00:51Oh, no, never mind. I remember.
00:53Cabins don't maintain themselves.
00:55They sure don't.
00:56I can't get you to change the curtains here, but you'll fly a thousand miles to restain a deck.
01:01Well, you can change the curtains any time you want.
01:04What you can't get me to do is have an opinion about them.
01:07It's difficult to have an argument when you're proving my point, honey.
01:10I didn't know we were arguing. It's been so pleasant.
01:13Can we get back to the crisis, please?
01:15We can talk about whatever you want.
01:18I had lunch with Abigail today.
01:20Oh, using her full name.
01:22Yeah. She informed me that she and Dallas are getting a divorce.
01:25Well, I was surprised it lasted as long as it did.
01:29It was doomed from the start.
01:30Well, actually, Dallas was doomed from the start.
01:33Anyone who names their child after a city, especially a city they've never been to.
01:38You haven't heard the best part.
01:40Dallas is staying in the apartment and asking for spousal support.
01:44Oh, yeah. Well, best of luck with that, Dallas.
01:47All right. Where's Abby staying?
01:49Well, she would like to speak to you about that.
01:53I think it's time that we let her figure things out for herself.
01:58Honey, I'm afraid that time has passed.
02:01We throw her out to sink or swim. We're just drowning her kids with her.
02:05I don't know.
02:06Just thinking about when we were young and crammed into a shoebox of an apartment with no furniture,
02:13rationing ramen noodles.
02:14Ah, the good old days.
02:16Yeah, they were. I mean, what would you trade them for?
02:19An apartment with heat might have been nice.
02:20No, I mean it. I mean, if you had had parents that you could run to every time life got
02:24hard,
02:24would you be the man you are today?
02:26Probably not. But Abby isn't a man.
02:28What? Whoa, wait. What's that supposed to mean?
02:32Easy. I'm not picking a fight here.
02:34Yeah, well, you let me decide that.
02:36Paige could handle it. She'd find a way.
02:39But Abby just doesn't have it in her, honey.
02:42She's a dreamer. Big dreams with absolutely no drive to see them through.
02:46And if we had remained poor, that would not have changed.
02:49So, I don't know. What are you saying?
02:51She gets to remain a child for the rest of her life?
02:54She remains our responsibility because she does not have the belief to be responsible for herself.
02:59She never has.
03:00No, the word you mean is discipline.
03:03No, honey. I mean belief. You gotta have that first.
03:05How can you have discipline about realizing a dream you don't believe you're capable of achieving?
03:10We can love her all we want, honey.
03:14We will never make her love herself.
03:18You are ruining my plan to blame this on us.
03:22Yeah, don't be too hard on her, honey.
03:25She's hard enough on herself, and that's her problem.
03:29She's the only one who can fix it.
03:31No way.
03:45No way.
04:02That's incredible.
04:04Sausage or pancakes?
04:06Both.
04:06Since when did my girls develop an appetite?
04:10Do you want breakfast?
04:11What are my options?
04:13Elk, sausage or pancakes?
04:15Oh God.
04:15It's quite the quandary.
04:17Embrace your inner carnivore or face the gluten monster.
04:20I don't know when you became Miss Little House on the Prairie, you juice-fasting fucking hypocrite.
04:24Hey!
04:25Are you out of your mind?
04:27Do not talk like that around my girls.
04:29Oh, your girls.
04:30Like you own them.
04:31Babe, you gotta try this baking soda stuff.
04:33Look at my...
04:38I'm gonna go for a walk.
04:39Take my girls, would you?
04:41Can we go after breakfast?
04:43You can go now.
04:50Ooh, I'm in for it now.
04:52What are you gonna do, Abby?
04:53Are you gonna bend me over your...
04:55Don't you ever talk like that around my...
04:58Ah!
04:58You ever fucking touch me!
05:26You girls wanna see a tantrum?
05:28Because, boy, are you going to.
05:30I can see that we've all completely forgotten why we're here.
05:35Or maybe it's just that I did such a terrible job as a mother that I instilled in you absolutely
05:41no love or respect for each other or for anyone else, for that matter.
05:46However, this is not your house.
05:48This is my house.
05:51And unlike my other house...
05:54You make a mess in this one, you will clean it the fuck up.
06:11Cade, Stacy, I'm sorry to bother you, but I need to pick up Paul's truck at the sheriff's, and I
06:20was wondering, are you sure?
06:28I have to say, it is refreshing to see you two passionate about something, even if it is hating each
06:34other.
06:34Now, if I could just get you to show half this much emotion over losing your father.
06:44I'll sleep if you want more.
06:49Yeah.
06:51Start with the table and dishes.
07:09Everything okay?
07:11No.
07:13Russell, I wouldn't say so.
07:15What happened?
07:16Oh, a lot of emotions, Russell.
07:18They have no idea where to put them.
07:20I'd give them some space so they don't try to put them on you.
07:23Yes, I've, uh, I've experienced that.
07:27It's not pleasant.
07:48Careful.
07:51Hey.
07:53Wow.
07:55Right?
07:56A real-life man cave.
07:58How do they get all of this stuff up ladders?
08:00Isn't this cool?
08:02I don't know if we should be up here.
08:03Girls, I don't know how stable the floor is.
08:05It's stable enough for a pool table.
08:09What's this?
08:12Uh, well, that's, uh, like an antique computer game, sort of.
08:18From, like, the old west?
08:20From, well, not from the new west, that's for sure.
08:52Maybe they should have beat the shit out of each other years ago.
08:56Abby, I want you to come with me.
08:58Paige, you keep an eye on the girls, a close eye.
09:01Yes, ma'am.
09:05Grab that card.
09:06Your girl's made for the neighbors.
09:20Thank you for doing this.
09:21Of course.
09:22Excuse the mess.
09:23It's a work truck.
09:25Oh, we're no stranger to messes.
09:27You'll be right at home.
09:30Oh, sorry.
09:58I have something for you.
10:00For my girls, to say thank you.
10:03Don't thank me.
10:04I didn't do anything.
10:06But my wife will be tickled, babe.
10:09We can drop it off if you've got time.
10:11We have time.
10:14We have time.
10:41Hey, darling.
10:42Hey, mama.
10:43Hope you're all going to put him to work.
10:45Sounds like a cow dog.
10:47Obeys much better when he's tired.
10:49We'll see what we can come up with.
10:51A girl's made this for you.
10:52It's silly, but they wanted to thank you for the food.
10:54Oh, nothing silly about it at all.
10:58How'd you like those Indian tacos?
10:59Those are usually the hit of the picnic.
11:02We are saving those for last.
11:03That's what we do.
11:05Kate says we got a daughter same age as yours.
11:08Love to get them together.
11:10Yeah, I mean, I don't know how long we're going to stay, but we should...
11:12That would be great.
11:13How's this school here?
11:15Like the old days, they're all crammed in one room.
11:17It's great for the young ones because the older kids help them.
11:20And it's great for the older ones because they learn how to help.
11:23I'll be back before supper.
11:25No rush.
11:26I ain't going nowhere.
11:30Bye.
11:30I love you.
11:47So how'd you two meet?
11:48A rodeo.
11:50I was riding bronze because I'm stupid.
11:53And she was running barrel because she's wilder than a rabbit hair.
12:00I have no idea what he just said.
12:04I think he's saying they were made for each other.
12:06Yes, ma'am.
12:08That's what I was saying.
12:30Oh, it's okay.
12:38Howdy, amigo.
12:41You still got that yellow with the three socks?
12:44Oh, I got them.
12:45I'm sure you want them.
12:46He's fine outside, but he's a dancing sucker in the box.
12:50He don't like the marinas.
12:51Can I come try him?
12:52Anytime you want.
12:54I'll come over this weekend.
12:55Don't bring beer.
12:56My wife will kill us both.
12:57I make no promises.
13:01May I ask you something?
13:03Yes, ma'am.
13:05What in the world are you two talking about?
13:08Of course.
13:09A dancing horse.
13:12That he is.
13:14Okay.
13:20I just need to make a copy of the death certificate.
13:24The funeral home should have prepared.
13:27Oh.
13:35Sorry.
13:36This one's the wrong one.
14:04We moved it out front for you.
14:07We're praying for you, Mrs. Kleiber.
14:10Praying?
14:11For what?
14:13For peace.
14:14It's not working.
14:37It's not working.
14:45so
15:25Do you want me to tell him to go?
15:36We got it from here, but thank you.
15:39You don't know the way?
15:40I just pulled up my phone.
15:41Sounds like a no.
15:43Don't you follow me?
15:52Don't you follow me?
16:08Don't you follow me?
16:17Don't you follow me?
16:38Don't you follow me?
16:40Give me your best shot.
16:42What is your plan?
16:43My plan?
16:44Yeah.
16:45In New York.
16:47For the future.
16:50Don't you follow me?
17:13I don't know.
17:16Co-parent my daughters?
17:17No, no, no.
17:18I mean here.
17:19Here?
17:19I told you what I'm doing.
17:21Mom.
17:21Abby, you have never been challenged in your life.
17:24Mom.
17:24This would be a challenge.
17:26Mom, stop.
17:26And challenge is exactly what you need.
17:27You are not moving to Montana with no running water.
17:30We have running water.
17:31We have no sewage.
17:32How can you live here?
17:33You have no friends.
17:34The grocery store is an hour away.
17:35And what are you going to do in the winter?
17:37Are you going to chop wood?
17:38Dad, I know you are hurting.
17:39We are all hurting.
17:41I don't know how to move on from a failed marriage.
17:43I can't fathom moving on from a perfect one.
17:46But this is not moving on.
17:49This is hiding.
17:50You have countless friends in New York.
17:52Your family is there.
17:54All of the charities that you work so hard.
17:56The debate about what I will do is over.
17:58This is a debate about what you will do.
18:01And what I will do as a result.
18:04I will sell your house, which is my house.
18:07And as executor of the trust, I will cease all payments to you.
18:11You want to live in New York, you make it work.
18:15And what about my children?
18:17Pick a boarding school.
18:18I'll pay for that.
18:19You know, their father needs to be a part of this decision.
18:20Oh, no, no, no.
18:21I am selling his house, too.
18:22There are no more free rides for anyone.
18:25Your options are stay here with me.
18:28Or you figure out your life on your own.
18:33What the fuck did I do
18:35to make you hate me so much more?
18:38Abby,
18:39you don't understand that this is the most love I have ever shown you.
18:45Let me out of this car.
18:47I want out of this fucking car.
18:50I want out of this fucking car!
19:03What the fuck?
19:04What the fuck?
19:08Fuck!
19:13Hey, bud, you busy?
19:15Yeah, I got some lost cargo on 89.
19:17You mind running it up to the house?
19:20Well, thanks, Amigo.
19:22Yeah.
19:27I'll beat one.
19:30There is a green room for him just outside the theater.
19:32And the screening ends at 8.52,
19:34and then we'll escort him out for the Q&A,
19:36which is scheduled for 25 minutes.
19:39If he wants to do photos, he can.
19:41And then we'll get him over to the Soho house for the reception.
19:46No, I won't.
19:48I've had a death in the family.
19:59Hey, you hit it.
20:01Come on!
20:02Is it cold?
20:04It feels great!
20:05It feels great!
20:14Oh, it's cold.
20:26Relief!
20:31All right, come on.
20:33Wait!
20:34Leave me free!
20:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
21:07I can't wait.
21:11What do you have to be Boltzinski?
21:20It feels great!
21:21Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
21:33I can't wait.
21:34Sorry!
21:34Look at that.
21:46Oh, God.
21:59That sure is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
22:07I'm... I'm not. I'm not.
22:12You know, I've got some experience with that solution.
22:16My father chose it.
22:21The thing about suicide no one talks about is that it's contagious.
22:28Loss a brother and an uncle for it will stir with us.
22:30I would never. I just...
22:36My girls would never survive without me.
22:39They barely survive now.
22:44Those things come in real handy when you, uh, surprise a bear, but that's about all they're good for.
22:49Yeah.
22:51How would you feel about me hanging on to that until, uh, Grizzly makes you real angry?
23:00Yeah.
23:07When my father died, the thing that surprised me the most was all the damn paperwork.
23:14And paperwork has got to be somebody else's job.
23:18Yeah.
23:20Your job's just to miss them.
23:24Yeah.
23:27I'm going to follow you this time.
23:30Stay on 287 until he gets your robe.
23:32Okay.
24:00May I just...
24:07Hi, honey.
24:08Hold on.
24:08Just one second.
24:09Okay.
24:09I'm going outside.
24:12Are you okay?
24:13I have been calling and texting and I...
24:15Are you my friend?
24:17Am I...
24:17Stacy, of course.
24:19Think real hard before you answer.
24:23Stacy, you are my best friend.
24:26Get on a plane.
24:27I need you.
24:29You text me the address and I will be there first thing in the morning.
24:46No.
24:48Is there any way someone could bring the rental car to me?
24:54I will drive them back.
24:57Okay.
24:58You know what?
24:59How about I pay for two rental cars and one person follows the other person to me?
25:08You know what?
25:09Let's try this again.
25:11How about...
25:14One second.
25:17This ain't very safe.
25:19You don't say.
25:21Also ain't very legal.
25:23Would you mind arresting me?
25:24Is there any way that you can bring a rental car to the police station?
25:27Is that possible?
25:28I got an idea that's a little less traumatic.
25:30How about I give you a ride?
25:33You do that?
25:34Yes, ma'am.
25:38In the back?
25:39Only if you start making trouble.
25:41I have all of today's trouble out of my system.
25:44That's good news for both of us.
25:58You're out by the mason ranch?
25:59Am I?
26:01Where Cade works?
26:02Oh, yes.
26:03Cade.
26:04Cade the cowboy.
26:06He is that.
26:07Everybody knows everybody here, huh?
26:10Well, ain't much of an accomplishment.
26:13Oh, man.
26:27I'm sorry.
26:31If it's any consolation, you are seeing me at the lowest point in my life.
26:38Don't get to meet many at their best moments, ma'am.
26:41That just ain't the job.
26:44I'll tell you this.
26:46If I had a loved one pass in New York City,
26:49I'd be a lot more lost than you.
26:56Do you have any music in this thing?
27:00Music is the one thing I don't have.
27:04I can turn the sirens on, drive like a bad out of hell,
27:07if it'll make you feel better.
27:11It's worth a shot.
27:26The people just get right out of the way, don't they?
27:27Yeah, the sirens have that effect.
27:33I don't think I have the moral compass for this kind of power.
27:37What's your name?
27:40Abby.
27:41You're all right, Abby.
27:59Hey, we could try the indigenous tacos.
28:04What do you think?
28:05Can we eat all the lasagna?
28:06Yeah, lasagna is down.
28:07It's in the freezer.
28:10Everything in the freezer has hooves.
28:13All right, let's try the taco things.
28:18Where's Mom?
28:21There's a light on in her cabin.
28:33I'll be back.
28:35Take bear spray.
28:36If there was a bear, I think I would see it.
29:00Hey, it's Abby
29:01A message
29:04Mom
29:07You didn't tell us you were back
29:11I'm going to have to go back out and find your sister
29:13She's at the neighbors
29:15What neighbors?
29:17The cowboy
29:17That doesn't make any sense
29:20The cowboy followed me here
29:21That's where she is
29:23We're making dinner, are you hungry?
29:25How did she manage that?
29:27I heard handsome
29:28And I heard uniform
29:33What's for dinner?
29:34The tacos
29:35We dare not speak their name
29:38I cannot wait for those girls to meet the woman who made them
29:45We swam in the river today
29:47Oh yeah? How was that?
29:48Felt gray on my hoo-ha
29:50And then Russell made me this baking soda bandage
29:53There's no telling the yeast infection I'm in store for
29:56But the swelling is sure down
29:58My vagina is almost back to normal
29:59Jesus
30:00I gotta say Paige
30:01Not the answer I was expecting
30:08What are you doing, girls?
30:10Found this in our cabin
30:11Internet stopped breaking
30:20So why'd you throw mom out of your truck?
30:23For beating Paige's ass?
30:25Hey, number one
30:27It was a drop
30:28Number two
30:28Nice language
30:29I didn't
30:31Your mother asked
30:32To get out of the truck
30:33Not what she said
30:34Well, her relationship with the truth
30:36Remains the same
30:38Okay
30:39I think this is ready
30:41приб ä½ rency
30:47Absolutely
30:48Okay
30:58V Juice
30:59You made it
31:00Now from here
31:00Are you ready
31:00made it You
31:01You
31:01made it This
31:01is what you told me You
31:02made it You
31:02it You made
31:04it I made
31:11it
31:24Tony, don't rope the dog.
31:29And what are you doing?
31:30Making a spear.
31:31Hey, a little help here?
31:33Hey, boys!
31:36Here you go, darling.
31:37Oh, thank you.
31:39Here you go, darling.
31:40Okay?
31:41Yes, I'm twice.
31:42Thanks, mama.
31:43You're welcome.
31:46Swap leads in a turn, Kayla.
32:04Looks like you're about on a horse.
32:06You'd have washed it up and fed.
32:10Oh, don't mind us while we herd wild children.
32:17Oh, my God.
32:18Spade, let that snake go.
32:20He's not bothering you.
32:21Are there more of those things around?
32:23Oh, you want as many of those around as you can get.
32:26Oh, what is that?
32:27Keep the rodents away.
32:29If you ain't got rodents, you ain't got rattlesnakes.
32:32Good to know.
32:33Mm.
32:35Well, it looks like they're...
32:38Should we go?
32:39They'll get those kids put down.
32:41I'll be right back out.
32:43Thanks.
32:45You have kids?
32:46Two boys.
32:48How old?
32:49Fourteen and eleven.
32:52I was the scourge of New York when I got pregnant at 20.
32:55Mm-hmm.
32:55You fit right in here.
32:58Where's your wife?
33:00She died.
33:03I'm sorry.
33:04No, it was a few years ago.
33:12Cancer?
33:14ATV flipped over on her.
33:17She's running it up the hill.
33:19She had no business being on, but we couldn't tell her no.
33:24She's wild as fire.
33:30What about you?
33:32Hmm.
33:33My ex-husband is very much alive.
33:37I only wish you were dead.
33:40You don't wish that?
33:41I'm just...
33:42I'm kidding.
33:42I shouldn't have said that.
33:44I was...
33:46He a good father?
33:50That's an interesting question.
33:52Pretty important one.
33:53He's half the deal.
33:54Just interesting.
33:55You thought to ask it?
33:59What's interesting is...
34:03You haven't answered.
34:08Hope he is.
34:10For your kid's sake.
34:14It's getting late.
34:17You want me to take you home?
34:18Oh, I would like that very much.
34:20But for now, I will settle for the ranch next door.
34:26Ranch next door it is.
34:40What?
34:42What?
34:43What?
34:45What are you...
34:46Well, you want to go back, right?
34:48Yeah.
34:48Okay.
34:50But you're not walking.
34:51I'm waiting for you.
34:52Oh.
34:54You want me to move first?
34:55And then I walk with you.
34:56That's how it works.
34:57Yeah.
34:58Just...
34:59Still figuring out the rules here, so...
35:00Cool.
35:01Ain't too hard to figure out.
35:03Yeah.
35:09Thanks.
35:10You bet.
35:12Ew.
35:29Tio.
35:30See you next door.
35:30Stop.
35:30Bye.
35:31See you next door.
35:32Bye-bye.
35:33Bye-bye.
35:34Bye-bye.
35:35Bye-bye.
35:36Bye-bye.
35:40Bye-bye.
35:42I don't know.
36:20How long are you in the valley?
36:23That is the question, and I have no answer.
36:27Here's another one. When are y'all coming back?
36:30Another question with no answer.
36:34Why?
36:37Why do you ask?
36:40Look, I know you're dealing with a lot, and this ain't a time.
36:43Good timing is not something I was blessed with.
36:46Got to take my shots when they come.
36:51I'm trying to decipher that.
36:52There's not much to decipher. The answer is yes.
36:57I didn't ask the question yet.
37:00The answer's still yes.
37:05Okay.
37:06This is when the country boy thing needs a little kick in the ass.
37:09Do you have a pen?
37:11Something to write on?
37:25Right, okay. So I'll, uh...
37:32Okay.
37:35Nope. I'm gonna, I'm gonna need one more of those.
37:51Oh, my God.
37:53Okay.
37:55You better go, or I'm gonna drag you into a horse stall.
37:59Well, that's not the threat to make me leave.
38:04Um...
38:07I am gonna go.
38:10Do damage control on my daughters.
38:12After we plot out a cemetery and plan a funeral,
38:16I am pretty free.
38:17So, give me a call.
38:21I'll do it.
38:30Oh, my God. He's fucking beautiful.
38:33I don't know about beautiful.
38:34He's fit.
38:35He's in shape.
38:36But that's, like, the job, you know?
38:37So, please.
38:38He's so cute, Mom.
38:39Really?
38:40Yeah.
38:41You just found him on the street?
38:42Well, actually, he found me.
38:43It was steamy.
38:44What are you guys doing?
38:45He's a sexy man.
38:55Mmm.
38:57That doesn't hurt.
39:00Harder.
39:01Your threshold for pain should be studied.
39:04Walk 30 blocks in four-inch heels,
39:05then tell me it's the foot massage that hurts.
39:08I'm gonna take your word for it.
39:10So, the judge didn't award spousal support.
39:14Or child support.
39:15Why would you?
39:16They're both unemployed.
39:18Says each parent is responsible for expenses
39:20when they have the girls.
39:22And they need to split tuition.
39:26Or place them in public school.
39:29That's not happening.
39:30Well, maybe it should happen.
39:31In the village?
39:32Come on, honey.
39:33Look, this is a win
39:34because the court isn't dictating what we do,
39:36which is gonna have to cover the gap
39:38when the girls are with him.
39:39He hasn't worked a day in his life.
39:42If we don't help,
39:43he'll tuck tail and go.
39:45Who knows?
39:46Where do 35-year-old adolescents go?
39:49Oh, Los Angeles.
39:51Try to become a fucking actor.
39:54Then we're just robbing their children.
39:56He's a nice guy.
39:58Dilettante with zero ambition.
40:01Be nice.
40:02That's partly our fault.
40:04We did.
40:05We enabled it.
40:06You're enabling it now.
40:08If we're always around to pick her up,
40:10she's never gonna learn to stand on her own.
40:13For God's sakes,
40:14she's 33 years old.
40:17We need to let her fall down.
40:21Honey, I can't do that.
40:24She may be the oldest,
40:26but she's still my baby.
40:27I can't take that risk.
40:31Picking her up when she falls
40:35is my job.
40:53told you, honey.
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