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Crackhead S01E01 (2026) [Full Movie] [Hot 2026]Full EP - Full
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00:01I can hear the, I can hear the sound coming
00:05I can hear the, I can hear the sound coming
00:07I can hear the sound coming
00:12Boy, I'm on the south side, bitch
00:15Tryna get the south side rich
00:17Exactly what it sounds like, bitch
00:19Said I'm tryna get the south side rich
00:21Inside, speakin' outside shit
00:22With a south side chick with a mouth white dish
00:25You heard a couple dudes on the south
00:26When the dudes got south, don't sound like this
00:36I can hear the sound coming
00:38I can hear the sound coming
00:45Stop!
00:46Oh, shit.
00:50Stop.
00:51Stop.
00:52Work on the soft average.
00:53Try to get the soft average.
00:58In the small town of last, with its tranquil atmosphere and luxurious amenities, at last the healing can begin.
01:07Why? Don't touch my shit.
01:09Okay, so I need to know what drugs and alcohol you've taken in the last three days.
01:14I don't know.
01:16I don't know.
01:19All right, well, what about your eye? Did you get in a fight or something?
01:22What a fucking slut fight!
01:26Get your fucking hands off me!
01:28You know why your police report says you're here? Because...
01:31Oh, my God. It's just a big misunderstanding.
01:35Misunderstanding.
01:37This is your third court appearance.
01:39Oh, he didn't dig.
01:40Miss Jones, given your inability to take these charges seriously, I'm inclined to warn you of the probable prison sentence
01:47you're facing.
01:50What?
01:52Almost done?
01:53Yeah, yeah, I got it. Sorry.
01:58Look, we need to do a full health assessment, all right? So you might as well just tell me exactly
02:02what you're taking, okay?
02:03In view of your mental health, I am prepared to consider a 28-day rehabilitation program.
02:11However, you will need to obtain a reference letter from the clinic proving you are committed to sobriety.
02:16If this letter is unattainable, you will be transferred from the clinic to prison.
02:20Do you understand?
02:25Fine.
02:27I had some whiskey.
02:29And tequila.
02:30And vodka.
02:33It was the one with the gold flakes.
02:35Gold flakes.
02:37Anything else?
02:39Tremadol and weed, just to, like, chill me out.
02:42I don't understand that.
02:43And some cotton.
02:45Wow, okay.
02:45Is this a bomb?
02:47Yeah.
02:47Oh, and it's the oxygen coating, but they're from my doctor.
02:51And I tried meth.
02:54Meth.
02:56Well, I didn't like it.
02:58You'd be the first.
03:02Luxurious amenities, my arse.
03:04Ah, so you were paying attention.
03:06Good on you.
03:07Come on, let's go.
03:08All right, so detoxing's going to take a few days,
03:10and then tomorrow you get to meet your psychiatrist.
03:14That'd be cool, wouldn't it?
03:15Oh, fucking smart.
03:16All right, and then you got to start your group therapy.
03:18We're awesome.
03:19And actually, there's a few more rules.
03:22Sorry.
03:22No sex, no drugs, poor alcohol,
03:26and there's no phones for the first...
03:27What, what, what?
03:28No, no, no, no.
03:28I need my phone.
03:29It's only for the first week.
03:30That's all.
03:31Oh, my God.
03:31What do you think I'm going to do?
03:32You think I'm going to call my drug dealer?
03:34I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere.
03:36Don't care.
03:36Policy.
03:37Yeah.
03:42Lydia, sup?
03:45Um, Lydia, this is Frankie.
03:47Um, she's going to be your new roommate.
03:50Fuck that.
03:53You know what?
03:54I'd like to say that she's not normally as volatile,
03:56but at this point, why lie?
03:59You know what?
04:00How about you show Frankie around?
04:04I'm going to have a diary.
04:05I'll see you guys later.
04:07You.
04:08Becky.
04:10Follow me.
04:18Reception.
04:22Oh, seriously?
04:24The kitchen.
04:26The TV zone.
04:28The schizzo.
04:33June's view.
04:35You owe me for the hot chocolate powder.
04:44I'm going to have to go away.
04:47Not today, Satan.
04:54A bulimic's paradise.
05:01The circle of suffering.
05:03What's up with me?
05:07Dressing like a prostitute won't get you far in here.
05:15Hurry the fuck up, Becky.
05:19Hurry up, what the fuck?
05:21The sex feed.
05:31Bedroom.
05:32You got bottom.
05:33Used to be Sarah's.
05:34She killed herself.
05:37It...
05:37...
05:43...
06:03Jones.
06:04Are you Francis Jones?
06:06Uh, Frankie. Yeah. Hi.
06:09This one's for you?
06:10Oh, no, no. I'm good with spaghetti.
06:13Until you've had your initial psych evaluation,
06:15you have to eat from the meal plan.
06:18I'm not fucking eating that.
06:20If you don't want it, don't eat.
06:44Alky?
06:45No.
06:46Eh.
06:48Fumbot.
06:49I don't...
06:50Oh, crackhead!
06:51What?
06:51Come on. What are you? Alcoholic? Bulimic?
06:54Crazy? What's your thing?
06:55I don't have a thing.
06:57No, no, no. Everyone has a thing.
06:59Coffee, sugar, and these.
07:02You're gonna need them.
07:04Loads of them.
07:06And...
07:06You're probably not gonna sleep,
07:07and you're gonna get too tired,
07:09and you're gonna hear...
07:09I get it. I get it. I'm in hell. Thank you.
07:11Yeah, thank you so much for pointing that out.
07:16So...
07:18You hear because you killed someone?
07:20No, I didn't kill anyone.
07:22Yet.
07:27Seriously though,
07:28there's like a child killer here,
07:30so watch your back.
07:32I'm not joking.
07:34Shhh.
07:36Shhh.
08:01I'm in hell of a fucking nowhere.
08:05Fuck you.
08:06I got so excited that I'm in hell.
08:07Fuck you, Johnny! That was a fool!
08:09Oh my god!
08:10Stop!
08:56Did you put that there? Did I put what where?
08:59The rat! Did you put the fucking rat in my bed?
09:03Nope.
09:04You sure?
09:05If you actually think that I would go out of my way to kill a rat and chuck it in
09:10your bed,
09:14then you definitely belong in a place like this.
09:22What was that, mate?
09:26No, you tell her.
09:29Frankie should go and find another room!
09:30Down the hallway with me, Sus Annie!
09:36As typical as Henry's past was, it was nothing compared to the guides.
09:41Sullivan was facing a 12-hour trek to Gardner Hut and then back to the snow cave.
09:46He is, Johnny, with even more...
09:48He was trying to write down the danger of the family and criminals...
09:59Fuck!
10:02Fuck!
10:06Fuck!
10:20Fuck!
10:23Fuck!
10:24Thanks!
10:27Sorry!
10:27Sorry!
10:28Sorry!
10:28Sorry!
10:28Traffic was wrong the fuck!
10:29I missed the whole thing!
10:30No one's dead...
10:34That's all.
10:49Please enter your 9-digit code and press the Hatch key.
11:17I don't know.
11:25Oh, my God.
11:58Fuck.
12:19Where's breakfast?
12:21Well, I said this one's for you.
12:30How do I move rooms?
12:35You don't.
12:36But Alcat put a rat in my bed.
12:39That's a classic.
12:41What?
12:42Sorry, I will deal with Alcat.
12:45Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't get too excited, just meds.
12:47I'll withdraws.
12:52Yum.
12:55I understand you recently lost your father, Ellen.
12:59I'm sorry.
13:01And your mum, Catherine, she lives up in...
13:03Step-mum.
13:06Right, okay.
13:08And your full name is Frances, Eloise Jones.
13:09I am Frankie, Eloise Jones, and you are one of the reasons I'm starving, so fuck you very much.
13:14Yeah, I heard about that.
13:16I am sorry.
13:17We have a set meal plan to ensure you get the nutrients you need when you first arrive.
13:23How are you feeling after your first night?
13:25Feeling?
13:27Uh, let's see.
13:28Great staff, great facilities, great roomy.
13:31But, uh, since the only thing I've eaten in the last 24 hours is a fist-sized mutant moth,
13:35the last thing I'm gonna do is talk to you about my fucking feelings.
13:41Look, if I am honest, I actually have a stack of paperwork to tune through, so...
13:48If you wanna leave it for today, that's cool with me.
13:52You just have to stay for the full session.
13:57What about my reference letter?
13:59Hm?
14:00I'll still get it.
14:02Oh, no, we can deal with that later.
14:12Darling!
14:14You look terrible, Frances.
14:18Are you alright?
14:19I'm fine.
14:20You really need to take better care of yourself.
14:22Go and have a nice hot shower.
14:23I've laid out a lovely black dress.
14:31Absolutely not.
14:53I'm sorry.
14:56I'm sorry.
14:58I'm sorry.
15:17Really?
15:18No, I bought it.
15:19What?
15:19I did.
15:20Off Alcat.
15:21What in the fucking hell?
15:22Hey, I've already paid extra because it's got a kangaroo pouch!
15:26I love the ones with the mum pocket.
15:36Fuck!
15:47Hands up behind the head.
15:49Elbows to the thigh.
15:51And three and four.
15:52Well done.
15:53Five.
15:53You're late.
15:54Seven.
15:55And one.
15:57And two.
15:57Frankie, Frankie.
15:58Francis.
16:00Winky Winky.
16:01If you can't find your thigh, then I'm really deeply concerned about you.
16:05And one.
16:05And two.
16:06And three.
16:07And four.
16:09Watching and push.
16:10Watching and push.
16:12And one.
16:13And two.
16:14And three.
16:15And four.
16:15Five.
16:16Six.
16:17Seven.
16:18Eight.
16:19Eight.
16:22She's gonna kill you.
16:23Not if her dress kills me first.
16:25You look like a vagina.
16:27Darling, darling, darling.
16:28This isn't just a dress.
16:31It's a gown.
16:32Vagina is in.
16:34Actual fashion is out.
16:36The hoods.
16:38Tired.
16:39The hoods are out.
16:42Dax.
16:44Oh.
16:46They look young.
16:48Ah.
16:49Fuck, they're tough.
16:51Ah.
16:52Oh.
16:53Ha ha ha ha.
16:54Well, let's all act like Frankie today, shall we?
16:57Oopsie, silly me, ruined all the pies.
17:00In fact, I always ruin everything.
17:02I have no idea why.
17:04It definitely isn't because I'm drunk and high all the time.
17:08And thank God someone else will clear up after me like they always do.
17:12If only I would listen to the people that actually want the best for me,
17:15I wouldn't be such a desperate, disgusting parasite!
17:22Up and down.
17:24And then it's finished!
17:28I am so bushed.
17:30See you next week.
17:32Namaste.
17:33Namaste.
17:37Where the fuck is all my shit?
17:39Chill, it's okay and I thought that you understood.
17:42So this is community living and we all share here-
17:45Fuck off with your community bullshit.
17:47Look at it.
17:47Hey.
17:48It's no big.
17:50I'll get it.
17:52I'll get you your shit back.
17:55Oh good.
17:56Okay.
17:57You feel better?
18:03Make it quick, I'm busy.
18:07Calls are made in here.
18:10See ya.
18:28I'll make you a pretty fucking good cleaner, Katero.
18:31You okay?
18:32I need you to get her out of here.
18:34What now?
18:34Yes.
18:35No, not now.
18:35Jesus, I cannot with her.
18:36Okay.
18:37Alright, let's go for it.
18:38Oh you have a pie with me?
18:40Well good.
18:40You have a pie with me?
18:41Okay, I'll tell you what.
18:42And then why's not?
18:43Yeah, we'll go grab it.
18:44We'll go grab it.
18:47You've reached Emma.
18:48Please leave a message.
18:54She must be at work or something.
19:20Oh.
19:21What the hell?
19:23No.
19:24Oh, what the hell?
19:25No!
19:25Oh my god, stop it!
19:27She's turning freaking shit again!
19:36You know what? You look fast! You broke my throat!
19:46Yeah, hi, I need a fire engine!
19:49Down! 67 Lundgren's half-hand!
19:54Frankie!
19:55Frankie, help!
19:58Frankie, help!
20:18What the fuck is going on?
20:20Come on!
20:29Don't ask if you don't wanna know
20:35Try not, not to let it show
20:41But I'd love around the edges
20:47When you feel so alone inside
20:53And your dreams have a flow of mine
21:00And your dreams have a flow of mine
21:02I'd take one and a pause so deep
21:08If I never wake up
21:11At least I'm falling asleep
21:17Frankie!
21:19Frankie!
21:28Can't handle it, huh?
21:30Can't handle it, huh?
21:33If I never wake up
21:35I'd take one and a pause
21:38You killed someone, Frankie
21:40It's this or prison
21:41Choice is yours
21:43I'd never wake up
21:45At least I'm falling asleep
21:49AHHHHH!
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