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A shy nerdy girl and a rebellious biker discover an unexpected spark between them.
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00:00:00Bottle crown, no borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:03I learned the truth and broken rules
00:00:05Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30I stand on my own
00:00:37Sorry, excuse me
00:00:54Hey Chase
00:00:57Who?
00:00:58It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:03Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:07Chase, I...
00:01:13I've been in love with you forever
00:01:14Since like 10th grade
00:01:16When you won that district contest
00:01:19I know this is kind of out of nowhere but
00:01:23Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:29Sure, sure
00:01:32For real?
00:01:38Come here, babe
00:01:52Here we go
00:01:53Surprise, nerd
00:01:55Clement
00:01:57Whoa, Clement
00:01:59Whoa, Clement
00:02:02Whoa, Clement
00:02:04Whoa, Clement
00:02:04Whoa, Clement
00:02:06Oh my God, I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:09Watch out
00:02:10Watch out
00:02:10I'm full, Clement
00:02:11I'm a juvenile delinquency
00:02:17I'm not quite down here
00:02:19Dangerous and violent
00:02:25In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:41In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:48Uh...
00:02:49Oh my God, what the hell are you?
00:02:55capital A for a-hole
00:02:59Bo Clement made it his mission to torment the nerves
00:03:02me my life I could have sworn I saw chase come in here I'm sorry
00:03:13wrong guy sorry I've been in love with you forever since like 10th grade when you won that district
00:03:22contest I know this is kind of out of nowhere but forever since 10th grade
00:04:09what did you think was gonna happen girlfriend I thought you were one of the smart ones chemistry
00:04:21genius or something I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation this is the wrong hypothesis
00:04:27with the wrong guy for the record even if every guy on earth got dead tomorrow I still wouldn't
00:04:33date you oh relax nerd even if every other girl on earth died right now I'd still rather swing the
00:04:39other way than get with you hey I bet Chase feels the same too I bet he'd rather be my
00:04:47boyfriend than
00:05:01yours watch it for eyes I'm sorry I didn't mean to
00:05:25hey give those back what these
00:05:44so is your attitude ugly
00:05:48Max Maddock aka Mad Max and her sister squad of cheer bullies if Bo's on a mission to toy with
00:05:55nerds she and her minions are out for blood please let me go Max you really think some guy's gonna
00:06:06touch
00:06:07you maybe if he's desperate definitely blind oh sisters how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some
00:06:20D-I-C-K
00:06:25how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K
00:06:33ST RIP exactly RIP nerd strip her
00:06:40no
00:07:13That's better.
00:07:16Off you go.
00:07:21Go.
00:07:32My nose!
00:07:49Oh, look at you.
00:08:17Great.
00:08:18First I confessed to the wrong guy, and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:44Hi, Mom.
00:08:45I'm sorry.
00:08:48I'll do better next time, I promise.
00:08:52I'm sorry.
00:08:54No way.
00:08:55Beau Clement, the biker psycho, is actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:01He's still an asshole, Phoebe.
00:09:03You recorded your most embarrassing moment and humiliated you.
00:09:06I've been in love with you forever.
00:09:07Since like...
00:09:08Forever?
00:09:11I've had enough today.
00:09:13Time for payback.
00:09:32You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:09:35I...
00:09:36It's not what it looks like.
00:09:38Really?
00:09:39Because it looks a hell of a lot like you're just recording it.
00:09:46Your call cannot be completed at this time.
00:09:49The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:52Don't wait for me!
00:09:55It's me.
00:09:57Your fucking phone.
00:09:58Phillips.
00:10:18You don't get to be mad.
00:10:20You recorded me first.
00:10:22You stalked me into the boys' locker room.
00:10:24You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:28Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as well.
00:10:32Delete it.
00:10:33Now, I swear...
00:10:35Swear what?
00:10:37You're gonna hit me?
00:10:40Big man Beau Clement.
00:10:42There's nothing but I'll see you.
00:10:42You know what, religious man says...
00:10:45No, rebels.
00:10:46But I'm sorry...ΡΡΡ...
00:10:56...el
00:10:56... Oh,
00:11:09no!
00:11:11You're on this
00:11:19Oh, my god.
00:11:27Phoebe.
00:11:29Phoebe!
00:11:31What the fuck?
00:11:53Come on, smart mouth.
00:11:54Talk to me.
00:11:55Come on.
00:11:58Phoebe, Phoebe.
00:12:00Phoebe, please, talk to me.
00:12:01Stay with me.
00:12:20I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:12:28Jesus, fuck.
00:12:30Fuck.
00:12:34You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:39What?
00:12:40What did you do?
00:12:43You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:45And thank god, I knew CPI.
00:12:48You put your lips on me?
00:12:56And you felt my boobs?
00:12:58What the fuck?
00:13:03Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:05What the fuck?
00:13:07Are you?
00:13:08I felt you what?
00:13:10I was saving you.
00:13:12I would rather die than fill you up, OK?
00:13:15That was my first kiss, you asshole.
00:13:19You consider that a kiss?
00:13:21Consider it charity.
00:13:24And the next time you're recording something,
00:13:26just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
00:13:34You recorded me first, asshole.
00:13:50Yeah?
00:13:50Oh.
00:13:53Huh?
00:13:54Huh?
00:13:54Huh?
00:13:54Two for one deal.
00:13:55You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:13:58You're very welcome.
00:14:04You touched me without my confidence.
00:14:08Whoa, whoa.
00:14:09What are you taking me for?
00:14:11A perv?
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:12I'd rather drown in a little perv like you touch me.
00:14:16You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:18Ah!
00:14:29Oh, shit!
00:14:42Oh, shit!
00:14:43I must have left it in the laundry bag again
00:14:45and grabbed it with my sweater this m-
00:14:53Oh
00:14:54Okay, so this is why you call me up her projection, huh? Wait, does that have a name? Wait, wait,
00:15:00don't tell me. Let me guess chase
00:15:08So much for miss I've never been kissed before if I was chase I'd be flattered to be some nerdy
00:15:13virgins ultimate wet dream
00:15:25Oh
00:15:26Why not
00:15:58I
00:15:58Because I will show everyone this
00:16:08What happens if I post this and caption it go Clement
00:16:13Cry baby mommy's boy, you know, you tell on me I post this you both go down together
00:16:21It's in the cloud nothing you can do about it
00:16:26You're pushing it
00:16:35What are you gonna do
00:16:39What are you gonna do?
00:16:45Hey, hey eyes up here
00:16:53You delete that I
00:16:57Don't tell on you okay
00:17:00And I'll throw in any favor okay, since I saved you with my hands my mouth that your consent how's
00:17:08that for you?
00:17:11You're not taking me for a joke are you what kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:18Huh?
00:17:19Someone who bullies me for fun someone who threatens me every chance they get?
00:17:26Finally you get a taste of your own poison
00:17:31How's that for a change?
00:17:35Maybe you should learn to tell the difference on I'm actually being nice
00:17:40Take it
00:17:52I'm sorry what you want me to what that that is not a favor that is that is a miracle,
00:17:59okay?
00:18:00Oh my god
00:18:01Natural curls big glasses on the daily
00:18:07Body not exactly your fault
00:18:10Oh my god
00:18:12That's mean
00:18:14Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:17Golden boy captain of the swim team what two cliches turn you on?
00:18:24You know you could do better especially considering how horny you actually are
00:18:36Shut the hell up
00:18:46Take it or leave it
00:18:48I'm done being nice to you
00:18:49You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that chase would never fall for
00:18:55a girl like you
00:18:56Okay
00:19:00I do like a challenge and
00:19:02And getting a nerd like you to become someone that chase couldn't resist
00:19:08That sounds like fun
00:19:11You delete the video I make you irresistible
00:19:15Deal?
00:19:23Deal
00:19:34Deal
00:19:36Deal
00:19:37Deal
00:19:37Deal
00:19:37Deal
00:19:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:33I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:21:00I'm so in love with you.
00:21:16You have a thing for our sauces, don't you?
00:21:39I'm so in love with you.
00:21:44No, Phoebe Phillips.
00:21:45You like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse, not assholes on stupid bikes!
00:22:12Oh, jeez.
00:22:13I'm sorry.
00:22:14I'm sorry.
00:22:14I'm sorry.
00:22:15No, I'm sorry.
00:22:22Chase.
00:22:24Phoebe, right?
00:22:26Hey, are you going to come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:29You know, he does it every year.
00:22:30It's wicked cool.
00:22:31Yes.
00:22:32Yes, of course.
00:22:33You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:35I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:39Great.
00:22:41I'll see you then.
00:22:48See you then.
00:22:49Oh, no.
00:22:51How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:22:57Shit.
00:22:58Yikes.
00:22:59Look at you.
00:23:01Total train wreck.
00:23:07Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:10How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:18Fine.
00:23:19Fine.
00:23:20Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:22Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:25Hank.
00:23:28What are you doing?
00:23:29Put me down.
00:23:30Oh, shut up.
00:23:31Makeover.
00:23:32Starts now.
00:23:33Ah!
00:24:09Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:14Is this one of those moments?
00:24:19Is this one of those moments?
00:24:26No.
00:24:28The movie's lied.
00:24:29You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:32Cliches.
00:24:33No miracles.
00:24:35What the fu-
00:24:36Is this one of those moments?
00:24:37No.
00:24:38No.
00:24:39No.
00:24:46No.
00:24:46No.
00:24:48No.
00:25:05No.
00:25:05No.
00:25:08No.
00:25:27No.
00:25:33I did not have no-
00:25:35I'm nervous alone.
00:25:38Short.
00:25:39Yes!
00:25:41Great.
00:25:42Now leave.
00:25:43I'm finishing up.
00:25:44Right.
00:25:45Go, go, go.
00:25:54Bro, you still there?
00:26:05Same girl, new timing.
00:26:07Feathers right, I spent my ways.
00:26:09Didn't know I had these things you used.
00:26:12I'll be there.
00:26:29Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:31Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:33Still do.
00:26:35What?
00:26:56Shit.
00:26:58Can't say hey, pretty.
00:27:02Whoa.
00:27:04Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:07That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:09Shut the front door.
00:27:11No effing way.
00:27:16Breathe.
00:27:17Don't faint.
00:27:18Don't throw up.
00:27:19Don't trip.
00:27:20Please don't trip.
00:27:22Hey.
00:27:24You made it.
00:27:27You look...
00:27:30Unbelievable.
00:27:31You too.
00:27:32You always do.
00:27:33I mean, how could you not?
00:27:35Hair.
00:27:35Face.
00:27:36Suit.
00:27:37The teeth.
00:27:38All of it.
00:27:39Good job.
00:27:40Good job.
00:27:42No effing way.
00:27:42Relax, Phoebes.
00:27:44You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:46Phoebes.
00:27:47Ooh.
00:27:48Now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:49I wish it were as easy as a quiz.
00:27:51So no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:54But then, you know I'd resuscitate you.
00:27:56Mm-hmm.
00:27:57Cause that's the perks of being a Swim Team Captain.
00:27:59I'm life saving certified.
00:28:11Oh my god, Beau.
00:28:13I always found you hot, but this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:17I find you just the same.
00:28:27What the actual fuck?
00:28:36Well, well.
00:28:38St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:42Good job.
00:28:45I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:48I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:50Max!
00:28:50Stop!
00:28:51It's okay, Chase.
00:28:53Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:54Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:28:57Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:01Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:04Like I did before?
00:29:13No!
00:29:19Yeah.
00:29:20You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:23I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:26You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is...
00:29:29What?
00:29:30A duck?
00:29:31Is that the best you can do?
00:29:33I was gonna say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:35Oh, bird!
00:29:36Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:38Hey, shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:41Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:43When this is over and the lights come back on,
00:29:46are you gonna go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:50You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:54And as long as you keep putting out,
00:29:56some guy will eventually notice you.
00:29:59Oh, shit!
00:30:02I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:06The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:10You're right.
00:30:12I do need a reminder.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:17And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:22Enlighten me, please.
00:30:24You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:27How cliche, Max.
00:30:28What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:31More plastic.
00:30:32Much less iconic.
00:30:33Yes.
00:30:34And something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon.
00:30:38Eldridge winter function serving me, girls.
00:30:41Alright, get her ass.
00:30:43Maybe.
00:30:45After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:48But it's okay.
00:30:49You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:52Here's some charity.
00:30:53Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults
00:30:56like I give a fuck.
00:30:59Yeah.
00:31:00I'm a nerd.
00:31:01I love chemistry.
00:31:03And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop
00:31:07once you grew up and got smarter.
00:31:11Wishful thinking.
00:31:13Wishful thinking.
00:31:14Pathetic?
00:31:14I know.
00:31:15But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:20Wow.
00:31:22Who will call selling her feet pics at 28.
00:31:25Her career eventually.
00:31:27Holy shit.
00:31:31Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:33Seriously.
00:31:34Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:34Okay, are you done?
00:31:35Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike.
00:31:37And leave her alone.
00:31:38For once.
00:31:40Oh God.
00:31:41I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:42In front of everyone.
00:31:43On the best night of my life.
00:31:47This isn't over.
00:31:50Have a good night.
00:31:56I came here to impress a boy.
00:31:58But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:14Okay, so like I said, if someone sees us, a code word.
00:32:18Oh, jeez.
00:32:21Oh my God.
00:32:22I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:23Max isn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:26Sink bump for the...
00:32:27I'll go verge.
00:32:31Okay, okay.
00:32:33Perfect.
00:32:35Now, let it set for now.
00:32:42Great.
00:32:43Teenage terrorism.
00:32:52Man.
00:32:54You know, Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:32:57Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:00St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:04And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:09Kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:20Ooh!
00:33:23You want some?
00:33:25And a toast.
00:33:26For the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:33Slow.
00:33:36Slow.
00:33:38Yeah.
00:33:39Sure.
00:33:40Courage.
00:33:42Love courage.
00:33:45You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:46Don't be lying.
00:33:47It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:50There you go.
00:33:57Whoa.
00:33:59Whoa.
00:33:59Easy there.
00:34:00Ew.
00:34:01You okay, Phoebs?
00:34:02Is this legal?
00:34:06Not exactly.
00:34:15You?
00:34:16Come with me.
00:34:17What the hell you want, Clement?
00:34:18Move.
00:34:20Or you can find out.
00:34:22Stop it, both of you.
00:34:24This is a ball, not a boxing ring.
00:34:35No.
00:34:35No, no, no, no, no.
00:34:37Shit!
00:34:38My dress!
00:34:39Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:44Press a vein, buddy.
00:34:46Not funny!
00:34:48Taffy.
00:34:49You happy now?
00:34:51My night's ruined.
00:34:57Taffy.
00:35:00I...
00:35:12I need a minute.
00:35:16Hey!
00:35:17She does as it needs your sorry ass right now.
00:35:20I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:31The idiot.
00:35:33Dumbass.
00:35:35Asshole!
00:35:40So stupid.
00:35:54Why are you here?
00:35:55Get out!
00:35:57I need clean up too.
00:36:02This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:09Lee!
00:36:10Get out!
00:36:11I'm not leaving.
00:36:13So calm down.
00:36:17Fine.
00:36:18Then enjoy the show.
00:36:23What...
00:36:23What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:26What the hell does it look like?
00:36:27You wouldn't leave.
00:36:28So be my guest.
00:36:34Be my guest too.
00:36:36What are you doing?
00:36:38Oh, didn't see that.
00:36:41I was here first.
00:36:42Get your own room.
00:36:43Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:49Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:53At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:36:58You arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room staying.
00:37:04That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:06How you kissed me.
00:37:09Touched me.
00:37:10I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:16I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:18And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:22So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:24I'm not getting excited.
00:37:26And this ain't gonna happen even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:32Oh, really?
00:37:34Mm-hmm.
00:38:02You think a little striptease is gonna undo me?
00:38:06That's, it's very cute.
00:38:08Very virgin of you.
00:38:09Oh, really?
00:38:26I dare you...
00:38:28To touch me.
00:38:30Unless you're too chicken shit even to pay back.
00:38:58I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:03Then go on.
00:39:05Try me.
00:39:16Follow me, I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:24Follow me, I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:28That's Mrs. Aldridge's voice.
00:39:30Shh, shh, shh.
00:39:32Come on, come on.
00:39:40My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal.
00:39:45We have 20 minutes.
00:39:50You're mine now.
00:39:55Don't touch me.
00:39:57Oh.
00:40:05Sala?
00:40:06In the bedroom.
00:40:07Yeah, makes sense.
00:40:15Yes, baby, right there!
00:40:20Aren't they?
00:40:21Uh-huh.
00:40:22Are they seriously?
00:40:33Did you, uh...
00:40:40I don't think I can face Mrs. Eldridge anymore.
00:40:43The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:45Her mom's gonna haunt me like nightmares!
00:41:04Stay still, Phoebe.
00:41:06I beg you.
00:41:13You said you aren't gonna get excited.
00:41:16But I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here.
00:41:23Liar.
00:41:25Purp.
00:41:27Loser.
00:41:31You naughty, naughty boy.
00:41:49No.
00:41:51No, Phoebe.
00:41:53Why not?
00:41:54You're not yourself.
00:41:56You're drunk.
00:41:58No, I'm not.
00:42:00No.
00:42:01Okay, maybe not.
00:42:04Hold on.
00:42:06Hold on.
00:42:08What are you doing?
00:42:10I'm getting us out of here.
00:42:13Now put your arms around my neck.
00:42:20Do it, Mary.
00:42:22Hurry up.
00:42:24We're moving about over here.
00:42:27Would you rather stay here and listen to a real-life porno?
00:42:30Who's your lab grant?
00:42:34Um...
00:42:35So grab me, and let the bad boy do his thing.
00:42:41Sure.
00:42:44There we go.
00:42:51What?
00:42:52How are you?
00:42:54How long have you been?
00:42:56Ma'am?
00:42:56You should let your husband know that these walls are too thin.
00:43:10Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking me.
00:43:14Don't.
00:43:15Just...
00:43:16Just don't thank me.
00:43:20Phoebe!
00:43:21Hey.
00:43:23I've been looking all over for you.
00:43:27Are you okay?
00:43:31Come on, Phoebs.
00:43:32Let's go.
00:43:33Come here.
00:43:34Come on.
00:43:43Oh!
00:43:45Okay.
00:43:46On three, we drench the ugly ducking.
00:43:49This will go viral.
00:43:54Let's go see what trash he's dancing with.
00:43:57Oh, hell no.
00:44:13Oh!
00:44:14Oh!
00:44:15Oh!
00:44:17Oh!
00:44:18Oh!
00:44:19Oh my god!
00:44:20Oh!
00:44:20What is that?
00:44:21It smells like a public restroom blew up!
00:44:25Oh, Pho.
00:44:26It's trashy me, Couture!
00:44:28Get it off me!
00:44:30Oh!
00:44:32Fun chemistry fact.
00:44:34The stench?
00:44:35That's ammonia.
00:44:37Meaning, you're essentially covered in piss feeling.
00:44:41Pissing Max!
00:44:43Mad stinky Max!
00:44:54Oh my god, Belle.
00:44:55That's like kind of nice!
00:44:57Oh my god, Belle.
00:44:58Oh my god, Belle.
00:45:11That's like kind of nice.
00:45:17Hey, Phoebs.
00:45:18Need a ride home?
00:45:24Um...
00:45:28Yeah, sure.
00:45:38Dude, you know it's first come, first serve.
00:45:49Hop in.
00:45:51I'll take you home.
00:45:54Oh my god!
00:45:56You were waiting for me.
00:45:57That's so sweet.
00:45:58I have no idea what they're at.
00:46:01I...
00:46:01I got trapped.
00:46:03And then a shower.
00:46:05And then it was cold.
00:46:06And then it was a cold shower.
00:46:07And I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life.
00:46:10And I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life.
00:46:10Just drive.
00:46:20That was fog.
00:46:21That's a function.
00:46:24I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:27You stink.
00:46:30Wait, that was you?
00:46:35What the fuck is this day?
00:46:39What the fuck?
00:46:40They're both gonna pay for the hands!
00:46:55Phoebs, you look amazing.
00:46:57Dang, girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball.
00:47:03There she is.
00:47:05And your golden girl.
00:47:07Golden girl.
00:47:09Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:11Really?
00:47:12You know, cause apparently half the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:17I mean...
00:47:18I really can't blame them.
00:47:22Hey, um...
00:47:23You actually figured out the class?
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:26Team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:47:28You should swing by.
00:47:30Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:32So I'm cute.
00:47:38Yeah.
00:47:39Sure.
00:47:40I'll be there.
00:47:53Go on, please.
00:47:54Jump in!
00:47:55Okay, okay, fine.
00:47:57I...
00:47:58I...
00:47:59I just...
00:47:59I can't swim.
00:48:02I almost drowned the last swim I was in.
00:48:07You're in good hands.
00:48:09You get who I am?
00:48:12No!
00:48:13I'm not!
00:48:15No!
00:48:16No!
00:48:19No!
00:48:20No!
00:48:22No!
00:48:23to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast,
00:48:26there's faster run in your mouth.
00:48:32You want to race me?
00:48:35You know, I'm always down to humble me underachieving.
00:48:39Phoebe, want a time for us?
00:48:43Um.
00:48:47You're not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:49:00Start!
00:49:13This could be our little secret, so good that no one's gonna hear it.
00:49:23Amen.
00:49:26Choose me.
00:49:32Goodbye.
00:49:44Bye.
00:49:51Oh, ho, ho.
00:49:53Yo.
00:49:55I won, Phoebe.
00:49:57You saw that?
00:49:59Wow, Clement.
00:50:01You won.
00:50:02That's good for you.
00:50:04The real winner is the guy against the girl.
00:50:17You were amazing, Chase.
00:50:21Yo, Chase.
00:50:22Good race, good race, man.
00:50:24You crushed it.
00:50:25See you boys tomorrow.
00:50:26You do early.
00:50:27Early.
00:50:42You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:45I can still see the steam coming off of you.
00:50:49Or are you just that petty?
00:50:55The loser got the towel as a consolation prize.
00:50:59Didn't you ever give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:05But the winner gets...
00:51:09Anything they ask for.
00:51:20Anything.
00:51:27Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize,
00:51:31I guess just forget about it.
00:51:45Well then, I'm claiming it now.
00:51:51What do you want?
00:51:57You...
00:51:58The gunna.
00:52:05You...
00:52:06The gunna.
00:52:11Tutor me.
00:52:15That's it?
00:52:18What?
00:52:19Disappointed?
00:52:22Fine.
00:52:24You want tutoring?
00:52:25You'll get tutoring.
00:52:27Go sit.
00:52:46If we're doing this, we're doing this my way.
00:52:49I'm one of those...
00:52:52All or nothing type of nerds.
00:52:56It's...
00:52:56It's not a thing.
00:52:59Well...
00:52:59I made it a thing.
00:53:04You scared of a little chemistry slash...
00:53:07Clement?
00:53:10You think we have chemistry?
00:53:13Miss Phillips.
00:53:22Your skirt is doing a little, uh...
00:53:25Chantel.
00:53:29Remind me what subject this was, again.
00:53:45Let's try this one.
00:53:48Too hardcore.
00:53:49No clothes.
00:53:51That's okay.
00:53:52That's why I'm here to help.
00:53:54So...
00:53:54It starts like this.
00:53:55The drug store sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide by volume.
00:54:01In a 150-million-der quantity of the solution, there are how many milliliters that goes to a...
00:54:24Are you sure you go to study, Clement?
00:54:28You know, I think I could teach you something in exchange if you behave.
00:54:37You know, I think I could teach you something in exchange if you behave.
00:54:41I take my teaching very seriously.
00:54:46If you don't behave, I'm gonna rock you with this.
00:54:50So sit.
00:54:52Date.
00:54:53I need to work.
00:55:08I don't mind getting rough, Phillips.
00:55:11But I am not some stray that you can tease and train.
00:55:16Okay?
00:55:18By the way,
00:55:19I always come out and talk.
00:55:34Fine.
00:55:45We're gonna stay upstairs.
00:55:49Doing okay, Mr. Clement?
00:55:53Now he's playing hard to guess.
00:56:08Now, now, be a good girl.
00:56:35Do you want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:51How long are you a fork or do you also bite?
00:57:00A bad boy licks, hoops and he always bites.
00:57:13But I'm trying to be good once in my life, Miss Phillips.
00:57:23Just remember, next time I'm not gonna hold back.
00:57:55I'm not gonna hold back.
00:58:25I'm not gonna hold back.
00:58:55I'm not gonna hold back.
00:59:25I'm not gonna hold back.
00:59:26Got you.
00:59:37Sneaky, huh?
00:59:39Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping?
00:59:44Finish my assignment.
00:59:46If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:52What do you want?
00:59:55You got the makeover.
00:59:58I want another session with you.
01:00:01But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, make-out.
01:00:16Nice try.
01:00:17But you're not getting these.
01:00:21Mm-hmm.
01:00:24What if I get an A?
01:00:27Let an asshole get an A win for once.
01:00:36Bring your A game, then.
01:00:41Please fucking two!
01:00:46Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just cause you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:00:57Lana?
01:00:59Yeah, bitch.
01:00:59It's urgent.
01:01:01Bring the strong shit.
01:01:03The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:08Yeah.
01:01:08Alright, bye.
01:01:14We?
01:01:21Whoa.
01:01:35Ms. Hatchitt doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:38S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:43St. Vincent's little sweetheart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:49Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:01:57What's this?
01:02:11What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:13You're not in his class.
01:02:15Oh, I was just picking something up before tear practice.
01:02:19Off you trot.
01:02:20My class is starting.
01:02:23Okay.
01:02:24Absolutely.
01:02:29Old witch!
01:02:30I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:32Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:38What's this?
01:02:39Mrs. Herman!
01:02:40Um, I don't know.
01:02:41I just found this on my desk and I just...
01:02:46Marcelli's reserve.
01:02:48Truffle assort.
01:02:51Hey!
01:02:55A secret admirer.
01:02:57Hmm?
01:02:58Or some delinquent trying to derail your family.
01:03:03Accidently inappropriate.
01:03:05Wait, can I just have one at...
01:03:06No!
01:03:08You need to stay focused.
01:03:10Miss Phillips.
01:03:11You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:14You do not have time.
01:03:16Your boys.
01:03:17Your gifts.
01:03:18Your anonymous, sweet tooth distractions.
01:03:30Teenage hormones ruin your GPAs in the flu.
01:03:56Wow.
01:03:59Life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:02And my pain is to die for.
01:04:41Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:48The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:51But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:55So maybe they're still...
01:05:05Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:08Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:13Detention for at least a week.
01:05:16I will not tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:22Beau Clement.
01:05:24Get out of my classroom.
01:05:29What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:31What does it mean?
01:05:33Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:36If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:39Where's your proof?
01:05:40Your existence is the proof.
01:05:43The fuck did you just say?
01:05:48Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:50This is exactly what I am talking about, Beau.
01:05:53Go to the principal's office.
01:05:55Now!
01:05:57I didn't cheat.
01:05:59Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:02A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:07Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:15Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:25Excuse me?
01:06:28Because...
01:06:32Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:44I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:48You labeling students like this is wrong!
01:06:51He's not a delinquent!
01:06:54Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:06:56He's smart and kind and...
01:07:03And capital A Amazing.
01:07:07My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:11But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:14She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:16Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:22You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:26Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:34A girl like you should know better.
01:07:36Have some self-respect.
01:07:39Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:42You don't walk on water.
01:07:43You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:47You don't...
01:07:48You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:55Oh.
01:07:56Don't.
01:07:56What else could you be?
01:07:58And now, you've corrupted my best student.
01:08:02Lying for you.
01:08:04Do you know what?
01:08:04I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:06Get out of my classroom.
01:08:08Now, both of you.
01:08:09And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:14John!
01:08:20You can punish me all you want, but leave Phillip out of it.
01:08:24And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:27Walt, stop!
01:08:28I will show you what a problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull!
01:08:32What are you going to do?
01:08:34I will call the police!
01:08:39Stupid assignment!
01:08:41Shit!
01:08:42You're stupid, Greg!
01:08:43I don't fucking need it!
01:09:03Phoebe, Phoebe, wait!
01:09:05She was being mean and cruel for no reason.
01:09:10But you...
01:09:11God, I hate bullies!
01:09:14So that's it.
01:09:16From now on, we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:21Wait.
01:09:22What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:25You and I are nothing alike!
01:09:27You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened!
01:09:31Nothing alike?
01:09:31Just because I'm not like you?
01:09:34As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed, and just take it?
01:09:38You can't too damn much about what other people think about me!
01:09:42And...
01:09:42And no makeover can change that!
01:09:47You think I ruined your life?
01:09:49Newsflash!
01:09:50Nothing can fix a coward!
01:09:54Then what are you?
01:09:56You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:09:59Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart!
01:10:03All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:10:07But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me.
01:10:10But you pretending not to cure my love.
01:10:13That's just how you hide your fear.
01:10:16You break things.
01:10:18And people.
01:10:20And you push them away.
01:10:22Just so you won't break yourself.
01:10:27I am scared.
01:10:29Yeah.
01:10:30I am fragile.
01:10:32And you knew that better than anyone.
01:10:35Not my concern anymore.
01:10:37That's just what we do.
01:10:39Isn't it?
01:10:40We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:42We just play games!
01:10:43Guess we played ourselves then.
01:10:56I am scared.
01:10:58Yeah.
01:10:58I am fragile.
01:11:00And you knew that better than anyone.
01:11:03Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:05I mean, he's an asshole too, but...
01:11:08Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:10When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me.
01:11:18Phoebs?
01:11:19Hey.
01:11:21Sarah, are you okay?
01:11:22Alright, Chase.
01:11:24Sorry, babe.
01:11:25I just need to be alone right now.
01:11:29Mind if I stayed here with you?
01:11:32Looks like he could use a swimmer shoulder.
01:11:35Best to cry on.
01:11:39Glad I can make you smile, Phoebs.
01:11:42Whoever made you cry?
01:11:44You know, that's a real asshole.
01:11:57I love this place, you know.
01:12:00I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:12:06Now it's your place too.
01:12:09You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:12Yeah, I know.
01:12:14You used to stand up right there.
01:12:17Wait, you knew?
01:12:19Come on, Phoebs.
01:12:21You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:27I've...
01:12:28Where was she full?
01:12:32Actually, you were.
01:12:35Then, why?
01:12:38Just feel me now.
01:12:42Chase?
01:12:43What?
01:12:44This doesn't feel right.
01:12:47What the hell, Chase?
01:12:49Chase, pop the brakes!
01:12:51That's way too fast.
01:12:54Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:55Drop the air.
01:12:56Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:11That's exactly what you wanted, right?
01:13:13Now I'm going to give it to you.
01:13:14Yes!
01:13:15Stop!
01:13:17Oh, please!
01:13:19Whoa!
01:13:20Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:24Let go!
01:13:25Please let me go!
01:13:27Stop!
01:13:33Stop it, Chase!
01:13:34Chase, please, Chase, stop!
01:13:37Chase, this isn't you.
01:13:38You're supposed to be the nice guy.
01:13:41The fucking nice guy.
01:13:43Chase, this isn't you.
01:13:44No!
01:13:48No!
01:13:50No!
01:13:52What the?
01:13:57Chase!
01:13:59Fucking!
01:13:59Chase!
01:14:01No!
01:14:05No!
01:14:08No!
01:14:08No!
01:14:08What are we supposed to do?
01:14:09Chase!
01:14:10So what the fuck should we do?
01:14:13This piece of shit!
01:14:20Oh!
01:14:21Oh!
01:14:23Oh!
01:14:23Oh!
01:14:23Oh!
01:14:23That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:25Oh!
01:14:26Say it!
01:14:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:14:31I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:36I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:37I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:40I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:47I'm an asshole!
01:14:49I'm an asshole!
01:14:50I'm an asshole!
01:14:51I'm an asshole!
01:14:54I'm an asshole!
01:15:02I'm an asshole!
01:15:03I'm an asshole!
01:15:04I'm an asshole!
01:15:04Hey, hey!
01:15:05Phoenix, you don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:09Just, just breathe with me, alright?
01:15:10Okay, in.
01:15:18I don't know. My brain just broke. I thought he was my friend. Why would he do that to me?
01:15:27I feel so stupid. Phoebe. Phoebe. Look at me. You were not stupid. You were terrified.
01:15:35And you fought back. You bit him. You pulled away. You did everything you could.
01:15:41What if you hadn't come? I will never let you out of my sight again. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:15:52You saved me, Beau. You saved me when I was just some nobody, just some nerd.
01:15:59I didn't save you. You saved me. And you saved yourself. I am just an idiot who's too quick to
01:16:08throw punches.
01:16:13And you're right. And you are not a nerd. You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:24You want to get out of here? Get to school.
01:16:28Yeah. Yeah.
01:16:31You okay?
01:16:38You ready for a ride? Sit tight, man.
01:16:51You ready for a ride?
01:17:06me with Bo, infuriating, stupid, impossible Bo Clement, showing up every time I fall apart.
01:17:14I should not be crushing this part.
01:17:46Do you want to have sex?
01:18:23Do you want to have sex?
01:18:32You got condoms?
01:18:35Yeah, I'm always packing, pun intended.
01:19:14Wait, wait, um, I'm a little nervous, so I'm going to go shower first.
01:19:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, I had no rush.
01:19:46This is it, baby.
01:19:47I don't know what you've been waiting for your entire life.
01:19:49You can do this.
01:19:52Oh, my God.
01:19:54You're actually in her room, and she's taking a shower.
01:19:59Oh, my God.
01:20:04What the hell?
01:20:14Kobe.
01:20:16Mr. Jones.
01:20:17Hang on.
01:20:22Hi.
01:20:23Hey.
01:20:24There's something important I need to tell you first.
01:20:28What is it?
01:20:29I need a shower, too.
01:20:32A shower's all yours, stupid.
01:20:34Okay.
01:20:35Okay.
01:20:50Okay.
01:20:59I'm going to go to the bathroom.
01:21:02I'll go to the bathroom.
01:21:02Okay.
01:21:02Let's go.
01:21:09It's too big.
01:21:13No!
01:21:16No!
01:21:31Oh, shit!
01:21:38Hi!
01:21:40Surprise!
01:21:41Except it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:44You met our little friend there.
01:21:45You've actually touched it. And I touched myself.
01:21:48No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:51Shit!
01:22:02You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:04You won't need it ever again.
01:22:31This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:34I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:44I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:50Phoebe.
01:22:52Will you take me?
01:22:54What's your first?
01:22:58It could only be you, Beau.
01:23:09And I love you, too.
01:23:22I love you too.
01:23:45Good morning, princess.
01:23:49Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:23:57That's just my bed chem.
01:23:59My bed chemistry.
01:24:01Person being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:03You're such a twerk.
01:24:12What happened here?
01:24:19That, um, my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat.
01:24:27And on the way there, I got scratched by a tree branch.
01:24:34And I still insisted on going.
01:24:36When we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:24:41So she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:24:44Um, but even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:24:55She never came back.
01:25:02And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:10She wouldn't have died.
01:25:12Bo.
01:25:17Bo.
01:25:20I am so sorry.
01:25:22And you saw me once drowned at the pool when we were...
01:25:25I can't believe I used that to blackmail you.
01:25:29I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:33You're so stupid.
01:25:34No, Phoebe.
01:25:40No, Phoebe.
01:25:45You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:49You believed in me.
01:25:50And you gave me a purpose.
01:25:52You made me want to do better.
01:25:54To be better.
01:25:57You saved me.
01:26:09All right, what happened?
01:26:10I'm good, I'm good.
01:26:11Are you good?
01:26:12Because I need you on.
01:26:13I'm going to swim this way.
01:26:14You know that?
01:26:14And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:17Clement!
01:26:20I got a report.
01:26:21It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:26What?
01:26:29No, what the hell?
01:26:30I, I...
01:26:31I saw it.
01:26:33Bo Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:26:35Oh, shit.
01:26:36I fucking say that again.
01:26:38You heard me.
01:26:40I saw you try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:47All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:26:54Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:27:00Bo didn't do any of that.
01:27:02Phoebe?
01:27:03What the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:06Last night, Bo Clement was with me.
01:27:09In my bedroom.
01:27:11Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:14Coach Honza, don't believe me.
01:27:15She's just a slut.
01:27:16Who would throw herself at anyone.
01:27:18I mean, fucking look at her.
01:27:23I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:28This, this is fake.
01:27:29It's edited, Coach.
01:27:30It's obviously edited.
01:27:32Chase Thompson!
01:27:33You're off my swim team!
01:27:35Now!
01:27:46You three, principal's office, now!
01:27:50You three thought you were slick, slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:28:04You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:07Twice.
01:28:11Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:16Oh, shit.
01:28:18That never gets old.
01:28:19This school is toxic, A.M.
01:28:23Ah!
01:28:28Awesome.
01:28:32Chop-chop, ladies.
01:28:40Oh.
01:28:42Hallway make-out sessions, free comedy.
01:28:45Best school day ever.
01:28:53Capital A for absolutely.
01:28:56And your capital A for A's big.
01:28:59Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
01:29:02Awesome.
01:29:04Bye.
01:29:05People.
01:29:14Bye.
01:29:17Bye.
01:29:17Bye.
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