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The Unexpected Chemistry Between a Nerdy Girl and a Biker Bad Boy: A Full Short Film
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00:00:00Bottle crown, no borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:03I learned the truth and broken rules
00:00:05Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30I stand on my own
00:00:37Sorry, excuse me
00:00:54Hey Chase
00:00:57Who?
00:00:58It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:03Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:07Chase, I...
00:01:13I've been in love with you forever
00:01:14Since like 10th grade
00:01:16When you won that district contest
00:01:19I know this is kind of out of nowhere but
00:01:23Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:29Sure, sure
00:01:32For real?
00:01:38Come here, babe
00:01:52Here we go
00:01:53Surprise, nerd
00:01:55Clement
00:01:57Whoa, Clement
00:01:59Whoa, Clement
00:02:02Whoa, Clement
00:02:04Whoa, Clement
00:02:04Whoa, Clement
00:02:06Oh my God, I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:09Watch out
00:02:10Watch out
00:02:10I'm full, Clement
00:02:11I'm a juvenile delinquency
00:02:17I'm not quite down here
00:02:19Dangerous and violent
00:02:25In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:41In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:44So which one of the Piers
00:02:54Lead in the estado of the house
00:02:55I'm not quite happy
00:02:55It's the only way in the world
00:02:55Capital A for A Holes
00:02:59Bo Clemence made it his mission to torment the nerd, me, my life, and the devil's playground.
00:03:08I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:11Shit.
00:03:12I'm sorry, Bo, wrong guy.
00:03:15Sorry!
00:03:16Hold up.
00:03:17I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:18Since, like, I'm praying when you won that district contest.
00:03:22I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:03:25Forever?
00:03:27Since 10th grade?
00:03:29Relate it!
00:03:31Relate it!
00:03:32Relate that right now!
00:03:34What?
00:03:36What?
00:03:38Huh?
00:03:39Yeah!
00:04:08What did you think was gonna happen, girlfriend?
00:04:14Damn it!
00:04:17Not your girlfriend!
00:04:18I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:21Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:23I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:26This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:29For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow, I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:34Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:36Even if every other girl on Earth died right now, I'd still rather swing the other way than get with
00:04:40you.
00:04:43Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:46I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:48You're such an asshole!
00:05:08You're such an asshole!
00:05:18Huh?
00:05:20Huh?
00:05:21Huh?
00:05:23Huh?
00:05:24Huh?
00:05:25Hey!
00:05:27Give those back!
00:05:28What, these?
00:05:33Uh huh?
00:05:35Huh?
00:05:43That was a prescription!
00:05:45So is your attitude, ugly.
00:05:48Max Maddock, aka Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:53If Bo's on a mission to toy with nerds, she and her minions are out for blood.
00:05:59Please.
00:06:03Let me go, Max.
00:06:05You really think some guy's going to touch you?
00:06:08Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:11Definitely blind.
00:06:14Oh.
00:06:15Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:25How can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:33S-T-R-I-P.
00:06:36Exactly!
00:06:37R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:39Strip her.
00:06:40No!
00:06:42Stop!
00:06:47Stop!
00:06:49No!
00:07:03No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:06Thanks!
00:07:07I'm!
00:07:08No!
00:07:08No!
00:07:13That's better.
00:07:16Off you go.
00:07:21Go.
00:07:32My nose!
00:07:49Oh, look at you.
00:08:06Oh, look at you.
00:08:17Great.
00:08:18First I confessed to the wrong guy, and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:43Hi, Mom.
00:08:45I'm sorry.
00:08:48I'll do better next time.
00:08:50I promise.
00:08:53I'm sorry.
00:08:54No way.
00:08:55Beau Clement, the biker psycho, is actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:01He's still an asshole, Phoebe.
00:09:03You recorded your most embarrassing moment.
00:09:05It humiliated you.
00:09:06I've been in love with you forever.
00:09:07Since like...
00:09:08Forever?
00:09:09Who made it?
00:09:10Who made that?
00:09:11I've had enough today.
00:09:13Time for payback.
00:09:16I'm sorry.
00:09:21I'm sorry.
00:09:35I'm sorry.
00:09:37It's like...
00:09:38Really?
00:09:39Hmm.
00:09:40Because it looks a hell of a lot like you're just recording it.
00:09:46Your call cannot be completed at this time.
00:09:49The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:52Don't wait for me!
00:09:55It's me.
00:09:57Your fucking phone.
00:09:58Phillips.
00:10:06No!
00:10:18You don't get to be mad.
00:10:20You recorded me first!
00:10:22You stalked me into the boys' locker room.
00:10:24You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:28Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as wha-
00:10:31Delete it.
00:10:33Now.
00:10:34Or I swear-
00:10:35Swear what?
00:10:37You're gonna hit me?
00:10:39Big man, Beau Clement.
00:10:45Oh!
00:10:55Oh!
00:10:57Oh!
00:10:58Oh!
00:11:19Oh, my God.
00:11:22Oh, my God.
00:11:28Phoebe! Phoebe!
00:11:31What the fuck?
00:11:51Come on. Come on Smart Mouth. Talk to me.
00:11:55Come on.
00:11:58Phoebe! Phoebe!
00:11:59Phoebe! Please! Talk to me! Stay with me!
00:12:18Shit.
00:12:20I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:12:25I'm sorry.
00:12:29Jesus! Fuck!
00:12:34You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:39What? What did you do?
00:12:42You almost drowned in the pool, idiot. And thank God I knew CPI.
00:12:48You put your lips on me?
00:12:56Have you felt my boobs?
00:12:58What the fu-
00:13:03Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:05What the fu-
00:13:07Are you-
00:13:08I felt your wa-
00:13:10I was- I was saving you. I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
00:13:15That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:19You consider that a kiss?
00:13:21Consider it charity.
00:13:24And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in the pool, genius.
00:13:34You recorded me first!
00:13:38Asshole.
00:13:40Oh.
00:13:49Yeah?
00:13:51Oh?
00:13:52Uh.
00:13:54Two for one deal.
00:13:55You get saved and kissed by an asshole. You're very welcome.
00:14:04You touched me without my confidence.
00:14:08Whoa, whoa.
00:14:09What are you taking me for?
00:14:11A perv?
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13I'd rather drown in a little perv like you touch me.
00:14:16You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:43I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this morning.
00:14:53Okay, so this is why you call me a perv.
00:14:57Projection, huh?
00:14:58Wait, does it have a name?
00:15:00Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me.
00:15:01Let me guess.
00:15:01Chase.
00:15:03Oh my God.
00:15:05Shut up.
00:15:06Give it back.
00:15:07Uh-uh.
00:15:08So much for Miss I've Never Been Kissed Before.
00:15:11If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:37Not you.
00:15:39Why not?
00:15:58Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:02I will.
00:16:09What happens if I post this and caption it, Beau Clement, crybaby mommy's boy?
00:16:15You?
00:16:16You tell on me.
00:16:17I post this.
00:16:18We both go down together.
00:16:21It's in the cloud.
00:16:23Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:26You're pushing it.
00:16:35What are you going to do?
00:16:39What are you going to do?
00:16:46Hey.
00:16:47Hey.
00:16:48Eyes up here.
00:16:53You delete that.
00:16:56I don't tell on you.
00:16:58Okay?
00:17:00And I'll throw in any favor.
00:17:03Okay?
00:17:03Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:17:08How's that for you?
00:17:11You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:16What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:19Someone who bullies me for fun?
00:17:22Someone who threatens me every chance they get?
00:17:26Finally you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:31How's that for a change?
00:17:35Well, maybe you should learn to tell the difference on I'm actually being nice.
00:17:40Take it.
00:17:42My job.
00:17:45Okay.
00:17:48Make me popular.
00:17:49For Chase.
00:17:51That's the favor.
00:17:53I'm sorry, what?
00:17:54You want me to what?
00:17:55That is not a favor.
00:17:57That is a miracle, okay?
00:18:00Oh, my God.
00:18:02Natural curls.
00:18:04Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:06Body.
00:18:07Not exactly a fault.
00:18:10Oh, my God.
00:18:12That's mean.
00:18:14Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:16Golden boy.
00:18:18Captain of the swim team.
00:18:20What, do cliches turn you on?
00:18:24You know you can do better.
00:18:26Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:36Shut the hell up.
00:18:46Take it or leave it.
00:18:47I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:49You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that Chase would never fall for
00:18:55a girl like you.
00:18:56Okay?
00:19:00I do like a challenge.
00:19:02And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:08That sounds like fun.
00:19:11You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:15Deal?
00:19:23Deal.
00:19:30Deal.
00:19:35Deal.
00:19:37Deal.
00:19:39Deal.
00:19:42Deal.
00:19:43Deal.
00:19:44Deal.
00:19:45Deal.
00:19:46Deal.
00:19:50Deal.
00:19:50Deal.
00:20:07I don't know.
00:20:33I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:21:14I'm so in love with you.
00:21:39I'm so in love with you.
00:21:44Oh, Phoebe Phillips.
00:21:45You like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse, not assholes on stupid briefs.
00:22:12Oh, jeez.
00:22:13I'm sorry.
00:22:14I'm sorry.
00:22:14I'm sorry.
00:22:15I'm sorry.
00:22:22Chase.
00:22:24Phoebe, right?
00:22:26Hey, are you going to come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:29You know, he does it every year.
00:22:30It's really cool.
00:22:31Yes.
00:22:32Yes, of course.
00:22:33You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:35I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:40Great.
00:22:41I'll see you then.
00:22:48See you then.
00:22:49See you then.
00:22:50Oh, no.
00:22:51How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:22:57Shit.
00:22:58Yikes.
00:22:59Look at you.
00:23:01Total train wreck.
00:23:07Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:09How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge function with being exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:18Fine.
00:23:19Fine.
00:23:20Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:22Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:25Hey.
00:23:28What are you doing?
00:23:29Put me down.
00:23:30Oh, shut up.
00:23:31Makeover starts now.
00:23:33Oh, shut up.
00:24:09Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:14Is this one of those moments?
00:24:19Is this one of those moments?
00:24:26No.
00:24:28The movie's live.
00:24:29You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:31Cliches, no miracles.
00:24:35What the fuck?
00:24:45Her eyes really are stunning.
00:25:07Bo, can you come in please?
00:25:09I need help tying my dress.
00:25:21Here?
00:25:23Yeah.
00:25:27The Eldridge thing.
00:25:29You're going too, right?
00:25:33Please, I'll be so nervous alone.
00:25:38It's short.
00:25:39Yes.
00:25:41Great.
00:25:42Now leave.
00:25:43I'm finishing up.
00:25:44Right.
00:25:45Go, go, go, go.
00:25:46Go, go, go.
00:25:53Go, go, go.
00:26:08Go.
00:26:09Go.
00:26:11Go.
00:26:12I'll be there.
00:26:30Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:31Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:33Still do.
00:26:56Shit, can't say I hate pretty.
00:27:02Whoa.
00:27:04Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:07That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:09Shut the front door.
00:27:11No effing way.
00:27:16Breathe, don't faint, don't throw up, don't trip.
00:27:20Please don't trip.
00:27:23Hey, you made it.
00:27:26You look...
00:27:30unbelievable.
00:27:31You too.
00:27:32You always do.
00:27:33I mean, how could you not?
00:27:35Hair, face, suit, the teeth, all of it.
00:27:39Good job, good job.
00:27:42Relax, Phoebes.
00:27:44You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:46Phoebes.
00:27:47Ooh, now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:49I wish it were as easy as a quiz.
00:27:51So no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:54But then, you know I'd resuscitate you.
00:27:56Because that's the perks of being a Swim Team Captain.
00:27:59I'm life-saving certified.
00:28:11Oh my god, Phoebes.
00:28:13I always found you hot, but this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:18I find you just the same.
00:28:27What the actual thunk?
00:28:37Well, well.
00:28:38St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:42Good job.
00:28:45I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:48I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:50Max, stop!
00:28:51It's okay, Chase.
00:28:53Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:55Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:28:57Why are you wasting your energy in little old meat?
00:29:01Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:04Like I did before?
00:29:19You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:23I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:26You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what?
00:29:30A duck?
00:29:31Is that the best you can do?
00:29:33I was going to say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:35Oh, burn!
00:29:37Would you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:38Shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:41Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:43When this is over and the lights come back on,
00:29:46are you going to go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:50You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:54And as long as you keep putting out,
00:29:56some guy will eventually notice you.
00:29:59Oh, shit!
00:30:02I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:06The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:10You're right.
00:30:12I do need a reminder.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:17And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:22Enlighten me, please.
00:30:24You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:27How cliche, Max.
00:30:29What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:31More plastic, much less iconic.
00:30:33Yes.
00:30:34And something nastier than a bus is going to hit you very soon.
00:30:38Eldritch winter function serving me, girls.
00:30:41All right, get her ass.
00:30:43Maybe.
00:30:45After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:48But it's okay.
00:30:49You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:52Here's some charity.
00:30:53Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:30:58Seriously.
00:30:59Yeah, I'm a nerd.
00:31:01I love chemistry.
00:31:03And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop once you grew up and got
00:31:09smarter.
00:31:12Wishful thinking.
00:31:13Pathetic?
00:31:14I know.
00:31:15But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:20Wow.
00:31:21Good job.
00:31:22Who will call selling her feet pics at 28 her career eventually.
00:31:27Holy shit.
00:31:31Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:33Seriously.
00:31:34Okay, are you done?
00:31:35Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike?
00:31:37Leave her alone.
00:31:38For once.
00:31:40Oh my god.
00:31:41I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:42In front of everyone.
00:31:43On the best night of my life.
00:31:47This isn't over.
00:31:50Have a good night.
00:31:56I came here to impress a boy.
00:31:59But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:11Okay.
00:32:14Okay, so like I said, if someone sees us, code word.
00:32:18Word.
00:32:19Oh, jeez.
00:32:21Oh my god.
00:32:22I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:23Max doesn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:26Think bum for the...
00:32:27I'll go verge.
00:32:30Okay.
00:32:32Okay.
00:32:33Okay.
00:32:35Now, let it set for now.
00:32:41Oh, great.
00:32:43Teenage terrorism.
00:32:52Man.
00:32:54You know, Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:32:57Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:01St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:04And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:09Kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:20Ooh.
00:33:23You want some?
00:33:25And a toast.
00:33:26For the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:33Slow.
00:33:36Slow.
00:33:37Yeah, sure.
00:33:40Courage.
00:33:42Love courage.
00:33:45You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:46Don't be lying.
00:33:47It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:50There you go.
00:33:57Whoa.
00:33:58Whoa.
00:33:59Easy there.
00:34:00Ew.
00:34:01You okay, Phoebs?
00:34:02Is this legal?
00:34:05Not exactly.
00:34:15You?
00:34:16Come with me.
00:34:17How you want, Clement?
00:34:18Move.
00:34:20Or you can find out.
00:34:22Stop it, both of you.
00:34:24This is a ball, not a boxing ring.
00:34:35No.
00:34:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:37Shit.
00:34:38My dress.
00:34:39You're fucking kidding me.
00:34:44That's a vein, buddy.
00:34:46Not funny.
00:34:49You happy now?
00:34:51My night's ruined.
00:35:00I...
00:35:12I need a minute.
00:35:13I need a minute.
00:35:16Hey.
00:35:17She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:19I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:32That idiot.
00:35:33Dumbass.
00:35:35Asshole!
00:35:41I'm so stupid.
00:35:43I'm so stupid.
00:35:53Why are you here?
00:35:55Get out.
00:35:57I need clean up too.
00:36:02This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:09Lee!
00:36:10Get out!
00:36:11I'm not leaving.
00:36:13So calm down.
00:36:17Fine.
00:36:18Then enjoy the show.
00:36:23What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:26What the hell does it look like?
00:36:27You wouldn't leave.
00:36:28So be my guest.
00:36:34Be my guest too.
00:36:36What are you doing?
00:36:38Oh, didn't see you there.
00:36:41I was here first to get your own room.
00:36:43Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:49Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:53At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:36:58You arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room staying.
00:37:04That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:06How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:09I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:16I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:18And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:22So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:24I'm not getting excited.
00:37:26And this ain't gonna happen even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:33Oh, really?
00:37:34Mm-hmm.
00:38:02You think...
00:38:04little striptease is going to undo me.
00:38:06That's very cute.
00:38:08Very virgin of you.
00:38:27I dare you to touch me, unless you're too chicken shit
00:38:32and even for payback.
00:38:58I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:02I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:03Then go on.
00:39:05Try me.
00:39:17Follow me, I've got something special planned.
00:39:23Harry.
00:39:25Follow me, I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:29That's Mrs. Eldridge's voice.
00:39:30Shh, shh, shh.
00:39:32Come on, come on.
00:39:40My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal.
00:39:44We have 20 minutes.
00:39:50You're mine now.
00:39:56Don't touch me.
00:39:57I'm sorry.
00:39:58I'm sorry.
00:39:58I'm sorry.
00:40:04It's a hot water.
00:40:04Oh, sorry.
00:40:05I saw her in the bedroom.
00:40:07Yeah, makes sense.
00:40:19I saw her in the bedroom.
00:40:21Yeah, makes sense.
00:40:40I don't think I can face Mrs. Eldritch anymore.
00:40:43The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:45Her mom's gonna haunt me like nightmares.
00:41:04Stay still, Phoebe.
00:41:06I beg you.
00:41:13You said you weren't gonna get excited.
00:41:16But I've been feeling you the moment you both meet in here.
00:41:22Liar.
00:41:24Purp.
00:41:27Loser.
00:41:30You naughty naughty boy.
00:41:50No, not Phoebe.
00:41:53Why not?
00:41:54You're not yourself.
00:41:56You drunk.
00:41:58No, I'm not.
00:42:00Hold on.
00:42:01Okay, maybe I'll.
00:42:04Hold on.
00:42:06Hold on.
00:42:08What are you doing?
00:42:10I'm getting us out of here.
00:42:13Now put your arms around my neck.
00:42:20Do it, nerd.
00:42:22Hurry up.
00:42:27Would you rather stay here and listen to a real-life porno?
00:42:30It was your lab grant.
00:42:33Um.
00:42:35So grab me and let the bad boy do his thing.
00:42:41Sure.
00:42:43Here we go.
00:42:46Oh.
00:42:48Oh.
00:42:50Ah!
00:42:51Ah!
00:42:52What?
00:42:52How are you?
00:42:54How long have you been?
00:42:56Ma'am?
00:42:57You should let your husband know that these walls are too thin.
00:43:10Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking me.
00:43:14Don't.
00:43:15Just, just don't thank me.
00:43:20Phoebe!
00:43:21Hey.
00:43:23I've been looking all over for you.
00:43:27Are you okay?
00:43:31Come on, Phoebs.
00:43:32Let's go.
00:43:33Come here.
00:43:34Come on.
00:43:43Oh.
00:43:45Okay.
00:43:46On three, we drench the ugly ducking.
00:43:49I guess we'll go viral.
00:43:53I guess we'll see what trash he's dancing with.
00:43:57Oh, hell no.
00:44:13Oh.
00:44:14Oh!
00:44:14Ah!
00:44:15Ah!
00:44:16Uh-oh!
00:44:18Oh.
00:44:19Oh my god.
00:44:20What is that?
00:44:21It smells like a public restroom blew up.
00:44:26It's fashion week couture, get it off me!
00:44:33Fun chemistry fact, the stench?
00:44:35That's ammonia.
00:44:37Meaning, you're sexually covered in piss fans.
00:44:41Pissing Max!
00:44:43Mad, stinky Max!
00:44:54Oh my god, Belle, that's like kind of nice!
00:45:17Hey, Phoebs, need a ride home?
00:45:23Um...
00:45:28Yeah, sure.
00:45:38Dude, you know it's first come, first served.
00:45:49Hop in.
00:45:51I'll take you home.
00:45:54Oh my god!
00:45:56You were waiting for me!
00:45:57That's so sweet!
00:45:58I have no idea what they're at!
00:46:01I...
00:46:01I got drunk, and then a shower,
00:46:05and then it was cold, and then it was a cold shower,
00:46:07and I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life,
00:46:10and I was like, we have one!
00:46:11Just drive.
00:46:20There was fog, there's a function!
00:46:24I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:27You stink!
00:46:30Wait, that was you?!
00:46:35What the fuck is this day?!
00:46:37Oh, fuck!
00:46:40They're both gonna favor this!
00:46:55Hey!
00:46:55Phoebs, you look amazing!
00:46:57Dang, girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball!
00:47:01Oh!
00:47:03There she is.
00:47:05And you're a golden girl.
00:47:07Golden girl?
00:47:08Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:11Really?
00:47:12You know, cause, apparently half the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:17I mean...
00:47:18I really can't blame them.
00:47:22Hey, um...
00:47:23You actually figure out the class?
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:26The team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:47:28You should swing by.
00:47:30Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:32So I'm cute.
00:47:38Yeah.
00:47:39Sure.
00:47:40I'll be there.
00:47:52Go on, please.
00:47:54Jump in!
00:47:55Okay!
00:47:56Okay, fine.
00:47:58I...
00:47:59I...
00:47:59I just...
00:47:59I can't swim.
00:48:02I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:48:07You're in good hands.
00:48:09You get who I am?
00:48:20Captain Thompson.
00:48:22You wanna show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:26You're just faster running your mouth.
00:48:32You wanna race me?
00:48:35You know, I'm always down to humble me on your achievement.
00:48:39Phoebe, you want a time for us?
00:48:46Um...
00:48:47You're not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:48:49You're not going to cry.
00:48:58I'm just.
00:49:00I'm start!
00:49:03You're who I am.
00:49:05Go on!
00:49:08Are you guys...
00:49:10When you go to cry.
00:49:13Then this could be our little secret.
00:49:16So good that no one's gonna hear it
00:49:21Leave me
00:49:24Choose me
00:49:32Goodbye
00:49:39Bye
00:49:55I won
00:49:56Phoebe, you saw that?
00:49:59Wow Clement, you won
00:50:02That's good for you
00:50:03The real winner
00:50:06Is the guy against the girl
00:50:08I won
00:50:09I won
00:50:17You were amazing, Chase
00:50:21Yo, Chase
00:50:22Good race, good race, man
00:50:23You crushed it
00:50:25See you boys tomorrow
00:50:26You do early
00:50:27Early
00:50:42You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:45I can still see the steam coming off of you
00:50:49Or are you just that petty?
00:50:55The loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:50:59Did you ever give one the max at the winter ball?
00:51:05But the winner gets
00:51:09Anything they ask for
00:51:20Anything
00:51:27Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize
00:51:31I guess just forget about it
00:51:46Well then, I'm claiming it now
00:51:51What do you want?
00:51:57You
00:51:58are gonna
00:52:04You
00:52:06are gonna
00:52:06are gonna
00:52:11Tutor me.
00:52:15That's it?
00:52:17What? Disappointed?
00:52:22Fine. You want tutoring? You'll get tutoring. Go sit.
00:52:46If we're doing this, we're doing this my way. I'm one of those all-or-nothing type of nerds.
00:52:56It's not a thing.
00:52:59Well, I made it a thing.
00:53:04Are you scared of a little chemistry, Sash, Clement?
00:53:10You think we have chemistry, Miss Phillips?
00:53:22Your skirt is doing a little, uh, Chantel.
00:53:29Remind me what subject this was again.
00:53:45Let's try this one.
00:53:48Too hardcore. No clothes.
00:53:51That's okay.
00:53:52That's why I'm here to help.
00:53:53So, it starts like this.
00:53:55The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide by volume.
00:54:01In a 150-milli-under quantity of the solution, there are how many milliliters that goes to open?
00:54:08So, it depends on me.
00:54:11How is the answer?
00:54:14And the answer is...
00:54:23Are you sure you've got a study, Clement?
00:54:28You know, I think I could teach you something in exchange if you behave.
00:54:41I take my teaching very seriously.
00:54:46If you don't behave, I'm going to rock you with this.
00:54:50So sit.
00:54:52Date.
00:54:53And get to work.
00:55:08I don't mind getting rough, Phillips.
00:55:11But I am not some stray that you can tease and train.
00:55:16Okay?
00:55:18By the way, I always come out and talk.
00:55:34Fine.
00:55:49Doing okay, Mr. Clement?
00:55:53Now he's playing hard to guess.
00:56:06Hmm.
00:56:09Now, now.
00:56:10Be a good girl.
00:56:29Oops.
00:56:36You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:39Hmm?
00:56:45You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:50Hmm?
00:56:51How long?
00:56:52Are you a fork?
00:56:54Or do you also bite?
00:56:56Put your eyes in your mouth?
00:56:59Hmm.
00:57:01No, no, no, no, no.
00:57:01A bad boy.
00:57:02Lakes.
00:57:04Blooms.
00:57:06And he always bites.
00:57:13But I'm trying to be good, once in my life.
00:57:18Miss Phillips?
00:57:23Just remember next time I'm not gonna hold back
00:58:16I'm not gonna hold back
00:58:49I'm not gonna hold back
00:58:49I'm not gonna hold back
00:59:19I'm not gonna hold back
00:59:40I'm not gonna hold back
00:59:45I'm not gonna hold back
00:59:49I get a reward from you
00:59:53What do you want?
00:59:55You got the makeover
00:59:57I want another session with you
01:00:01But you know maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to uh...
01:00:08There you go
01:00:16Nice try
01:00:17But you're not getting these
01:00:24What if I get an A?
01:00:27Let an asshole get A win for once
01:00:36Bring your A game then
01:00:42These fucking two
01:00:46Phoebe Phillips you think that you're on top just cause you pussy trapped the school bad boy
01:00:57Lana?
01:00:59Yeah bitch it's urgent
01:01:01Bring the strong shit
01:01:02The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day
01:01:08Alright
01:01:09Alright bye
01:01:35Miss Hatchett doesn't even know what's coming for her
01:01:38S-H-I-T for days
01:01:40S-H-I-T for days
01:01:44St. Vincent's little sweetheart is gonna get my sweet masterpiece
01:01:49Happy revenge day nerd
01:01:57What's this?
01:02:11What do you think you're doing here medic?
01:02:13You're not in his class
01:02:14Oh
01:02:15I was just picking something up before tear practice
01:02:18Off you trot
01:02:20My glasses start
01:02:23Okay
01:02:24Absolutely
01:02:29Old witch
01:02:30I'll teach you a lesson some day
01:02:32Karma's a real nasty one
01:02:38What's this?
01:02:39Mrs Herman
01:02:40Um I don't know I just found this on my desk
01:02:42Oh
01:02:46Marcelli's reserve truffle assault
01:02:51Hey
01:02:55A secret admirer
01:02:56Hm?
01:02:58Or some delinquent trying to derail your power
01:03:03Absolutely inappropriate
01:03:04Wait can I just have one at this?
01:03:07You just stay focused
01:03:09Miss Phillips
01:03:10You are a top candidate for the Rutherford scholarship
01:03:13You do not have time
01:03:15Your boys
01:03:16Your gifts
01:03:18Your anonymous sweet truth
01:03:21Distractions
01:03:30Teenage hormones ruin your GPAs in the flu
01:03:33This rules
01:03:3325
01:03:3420
01:03:37No
01:03:57But at this time
01:04:0020
01:04:00000
01:04:0020
01:04:01000
01:04:03Do you want to do?
01:04:03Well
01:04:03When my pet is, is to die for.
01:04:41Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:48The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:51But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:55So maybe they're still...
01:05:06Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:08Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:13Detention for at least a week.
01:05:16I will not tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:22Beau Clemson.
01:05:24Get out of my classroom.
01:05:29What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:31What does it mean?
01:05:33Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:36If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:39Where's the proof?
01:05:40Your existence is the proof.
01:05:43What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:47Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:50This is exactly what I am talking about, Beau.
01:05:53Go to the principal's office now.
01:05:57I didn't cheat.
01:05:58Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:02A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:07Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:15Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:23Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:25Excuse me?
01:06:28Because...
01:06:32Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:45I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:48You labeling students like this is wrong!
01:06:51He's not a delinquent!
01:06:54Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:06:56He's smart!
01:06:57And kind!
01:06:59And...
01:07:03And capital A amazing.
01:07:07My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:11But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:14She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:16Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:22You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:26Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:34A girl like you should know better.
01:07:36Have some self-respect.
01:07:39Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:42You don't walk on water.
01:07:43You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:47You don't...
01:07:48You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:54Oh.
01:07:56Don't.
01:07:56What else could you be?
01:07:58And now you've corrupted my best student.
01:08:02Lie for you.
01:08:04Do you know what?
01:08:04I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:06Get out of my classroom.
01:08:08Now both of you!
01:08:09And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too!
01:08:14Don't!
01:08:20You can punish me all you want, but leave Phillip out of it!
01:08:24And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:27Walt, stop!
01:08:28I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull!
01:08:32What are you going to do?
01:08:34I...
01:08:34I will call the police!
01:08:38You stupid assignment!
01:08:41Shit!
01:08:42You stupid grade!
01:08:43I don't fucking need it!
01:08:44I'll follow you!
01:09:05I'm gonna punch you!
01:09:11I'm gonna do it!
01:09:14I'm gonna do it!
01:09:14There's a fight!
01:09:14So that's it. From now on, we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:21Wait. What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:25You and I are nothing alike. You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened.
01:09:31Nothing alike? Just because I'm not like you?
01:09:34As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed, and just take it?
01:09:38You can't too damn much about what other people think about me.
01:09:41And no makeover can change that.
01:09:47You think I ruined your life? Newsflash. Nothing can fix a coward.
01:09:54Then what are you? You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:09:59Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart!
01:10:03All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:10:07But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me.
01:10:10But you pretending not to cure me at all, that's just how you hide your fear.
01:10:17You break things, and people, and you push them away, just so you won't break yourself.
01:10:27I am scared.
01:10:29Yeah, I am fragile.
01:10:32And you knew that better than anyone.
01:10:35It's not my concern anymore.
01:10:37That's just what we do, isn't it?
01:10:40We just don't tell each other, right? We just play games.
01:10:43Yes, we played ourselves then.
01:10:56I am scared.
01:10:58Yeah.
01:10:59I am fragile.
01:11:00And you knew that better than anyone.
01:11:03Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:05I mean, he's an asshole too, but...
01:11:08Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:10When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me.
01:11:18Babes?
01:11:19Hey.
01:11:21Sarah, are you okay?
01:11:22All right, Chase.
01:11:24Sorry, babe.
01:11:25I just need to be alone right now.
01:11:29Mind if I stayed here with you?
01:11:32Looks like you could use a swimmer's shoulder.
01:11:35Best to cry on.
01:11:39Glad I can make you smile, Pheebs.
01:11:42Whoever made you cry, you know, that's a real asshole.
01:11:51Ow!
01:11:57I love this place, you know.
01:12:00I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:12:06Now it's your place too.
01:12:09You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:12Yeah, I know.
01:12:14You used to stand up right there.
01:12:17Wait, you knew?
01:12:19Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:21You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:27I've noticed you fall.
01:12:31I actually won't.
01:12:35Then why?
01:12:38Just feel me now.
01:12:42Chase.
01:12:43What?
01:12:44This doesn't feel right.
01:12:47What the hell, Chase?
01:12:49Chase, pop the brakes.
01:12:51That's way too fast.
01:12:53Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:55Drop the act.
01:12:56Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:11That's exactly what you wanted, right?
01:13:13Now I'm going to give it to you.
01:13:15Stop!
01:13:17Oh, please!
01:13:19Oh!
01:13:20Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:24Let go!
01:13:25Please let me go!
01:13:27Stop!
01:13:32Jesus!
01:13:33Stop it, Chase!
01:13:34Chase!
01:13:35Chase, please, Chase!
01:13:36Stop!
01:13:37Chase, this isn't you!
01:13:38You're supposed to be the nice guy!
01:13:41The fucking nice guy.
01:13:43This is the fuck.
01:13:44No!
01:14:10So what the fuck should we do?
01:14:12This piece of shit.
01:14:23That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:26Say it!
01:14:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:32I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:35I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:40I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:47I'm an asshole!
01:14:50Asshole!
01:15:04Hey, hey, Phoebe.
01:15:06You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:09Just, just breathe with me, alright?
01:15:10Get in, out.
01:15:16I thought, I don't know, my brain just broke.
01:15:22I thought he was my friend.
01:15:24Why would he do that to me?
01:15:27I feel so stupid!
01:15:30Phoebe, Phoebe, look at me.
01:15:32You were not stupid.
01:15:34You were terrified.
01:15:35And you fought back.
01:15:37You, you bit him.
01:15:37You pulled away.
01:15:38You did everything you could.
01:15:41What if you hadn't come?
01:15:42I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:46I'm sorry.
01:15:48I'm sorry.
01:15:52You saved me both.
01:15:55You saved me when I was just some nobody, just some nerd.
01:15:59I, I didn't save you.
01:16:01You saved me.
01:16:02You saved me.
01:16:02And you saved yourself.
01:16:04I, I am just an idiot who's too quick to throw punches.
01:16:13And you're right.
01:16:15And you are not a nerd.
01:16:17You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:24You want to get out of here?
01:16:26Ditch school.
01:16:28Yeah.
01:16:29Yeah.
01:16:31You okay?
01:16:38You ready for a ride?
01:16:40Sit tight.
01:16:41Yeah.
01:16:53Woo!
01:17:06Only with Bo.
01:17:08Infuriating, stupid, impossible Bo Clement.
01:17:11Showing up every time I fall apart.
01:17:14I should not be crushing this ride.
01:17:18Woo!
01:17:20Woo!
01:17:31I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:47I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:47Do you want to have sex?
01:18:00Totts.
01:18:01Thank you, man.
01:18:04Let's doeth.
01:18:05We've just been glad we are here.
01:18:06Kind of aΧΧ’ter.
01:18:21Not a**ing course.
01:18:22He likes-
01:18:32you got condoms
01:18:35yeah
01:18:36I'm always packing
01:18:38pun intended
01:19:09wait
01:19:14wait
01:19:15um
01:19:17I'm a little nervous
01:19:20so
01:19:22I'm gonna go shower first
01:19:24yeah
01:19:27yeah yeah absolutely
01:19:28no rush
01:19:46this is it baby
01:19:47the moment you've been waiting for your entire life
01:19:49you can do this
01:19:52oh my god
01:19:54you're actually in her room
01:19:56and she's
01:19:57taking
01:19:58a shower
01:19:59oh my god
01:20:04what the hell
01:20:14coby
01:20:15coby
01:20:16Mr. Chris
01:20:16hang on
01:20:22hi
01:20:23hey
01:20:23there's something important
01:20:25I need to tell you first
01:20:28what is it
01:20:29I need a shower too
01:20:32a shower is all yours
01:20:33stupid
01:20:41you
01:20:43bye
01:20:43bye
01:21:02I'm going to
01:21:09Stop it.
01:21:14Stop it.
01:21:16No.
01:21:31Oh, shit.
01:21:33It's me.
01:21:38Hi.
01:21:40Surprise.
01:21:41Except it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:44You're my little friend there.
01:21:45You've actually touched it.
01:21:46And I touched myself.
01:21:48No, I mean, I touched it myself.
01:21:51Shit.
01:22:02You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:04You won't need it ever again.
01:22:05Can't wait.
01:22:31This doesn't mean anything Beau Clement, I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:42Did Phoebe Phillips, you're not totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you, Phoebe, will you take
01:22:53me as your first?
01:22:58It could only be you Beau.
01:23:08And I love you too.
01:23:10I love you.
01:23:45Good morning princess.
01:23:49Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:23:57That's just my bed chem.
01:23:59My bed chemistry.
01:24:01Person being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:03You're such a twerk.
01:24:12What happened here?
01:24:20That my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat.
01:24:28And on the way there, I got scratched by a tree branch and I still insisted on going.
01:24:36When we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:24:41So she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:24:48But even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:24:55She never came back.
01:25:02And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:10She wouldn't have died.
01:25:11Beau.
01:25:17Beau.
01:25:20I am so sorry that you saw me when I was drowned at the pool when we were...
01:25:25I can't believe how you saw that to blackmail you.
01:25:29I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:33You're so stupid.
01:25:34No.
01:25:40No, Phoebe.
01:25:45You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:49You believed in me and you gave me a purpose.
01:25:52You made me want to do better.
01:25:54To be better.
01:25:57You saved me.
01:26:09All right?
01:26:10What happened?
01:26:10I'm good, I'm good.
01:26:11Are you good?
01:26:12I need you on.
01:26:13I'm gonna swim this week.
01:26:14You know that?
01:26:14And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:17Clement!
01:26:20I got a report.
01:26:21Says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:26What?
01:26:29Yo, what the hell?
01:26:30I-I...
01:26:31I saw it.
01:26:33Beau Clement tried weird because of her.
01:26:35I didn't rape a girl last night.
01:26:35Oh, shit.
01:26:37I'll fucking say that again.
01:26:38You heard me.
01:26:40I saw you try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:47All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:26:54Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:26:59Beau didn't do any of that.
01:27:02Phoebe?
01:27:02What the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:06Last night, Beau Clement was with me.
01:27:09In my bedroom.
01:27:11Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:14Coach Honza, don't believe me.
01:27:15She's just a slut.
01:27:16We would throw herself at anyone.
01:27:18I mean, fucking look at her.
01:27:23I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:28This-I'm gonna read me out.
01:27:28This is fake.
01:27:29It's edited, Coach.
01:27:30It's obviously edited.
01:27:32Chase Thompson!
01:27:33You're off, my swim team.
01:27:35Now!
01:27:46You three, principal's office.
01:27:48Now!
01:27:50You three thought you were slick, slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:28:04You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:07Twice!
01:28:11Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:17Oh, shit.
01:28:18Oh, shit.
01:28:19That never gets old.
01:28:20This school is toxic AM!
01:28:23I'm not.
01:28:24I'm not.
01:28:25I'm not.
01:28:28I'm not.
01:28:30I'm not.
01:28:31I'm not.
01:28:32I'm not.
01:28:32Chop-chop ladies.
01:28:40Oh.
01:28:42Oh, holly make-out sessions, free comedy.
01:28:44The best school day ever.
01:28:53Capital A for absolutely.
01:28:56And your capital A for A's big.
01:28:59Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
01:29:14The best school day ever.
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