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00:02Jupiter, if we lose this, it's on you.
00:05Who the hell is Jupiter?
00:08We need you!
00:09Come on, bro!
00:10We're getting fucked over here.
00:13Don't you fucking dare.
00:20Fuck you, TJ!
00:22Hey guys, you still on?
00:24We're here.
00:25Let me guess.
00:25You were hooking up?
00:26Again?
00:27You said you'd be on.
00:28Nah, don't let Shane mean Mars.
00:30You're a guy, he'd be doing the same thing.
00:32Leave him alone.
00:33At least he shows up to play.
00:34Mars gets it.
00:35He'd drop us for a girl, too.
00:38For sure.
00:39You know me.
00:41Just a guy's guy fighting girls off, left and right.
00:49Come on.
00:50You guys ready?
00:51Yeah, start it.
00:58Mm-hmm.
01:02Whoa, easy there.
01:04Oh, hi, TJ.
01:07Sorry, do I, do I know you?
01:10No.
01:10Well, kind of.
01:11I mean, we've been in classes every year since middle school, but...
01:15TJ!
01:16Are you serious right now?
01:17It's the first day of school and you're already trying to get your body count up?
01:20No, that's not at all.
01:22Leave the poor girl alone.
01:24She's clearly not into it.
01:27Just because you were born first doesn't mean you can act like mom.
01:29Oh.
01:33Oh, my God.
01:35I am so sorry about him.
01:37He does not know how to turn the fuckboy thing off.
01:41You're Charlotte, right?
01:43Tracy!
01:43Oh, my God, my best friend!
01:46You look so good.
01:49Why are you letting this desperate nerd rub up on my man?
01:53Leave her alone, Sadie.
01:55You're my brother's groupie, not his girlfriend.
01:59Don't worry.
02:00After football season is over, then he's gonna put a label on it.
02:04I'll see you at practice.
02:06We'll try so hard not to drop you.
02:11Aren't you two friends?
02:13We were friends until I found out that she was just using me to get to my brother.
02:18How about I tell you all about it after school?
02:20You wanna come over to my place?
02:23Please, please.
02:24I clearly need to broaden my social horizons.
02:29Okay.
02:31Really?
02:32Yes!
02:38Hello?
02:43Tracy?
02:45Upstairs!
03:05Cory?
03:07Oh, shit!
03:14you okay
03:21two tackles in one day should join the football team i'm so sorry i'm not well apart from getting
03:30all sweaty you know if you didn't spend so much time looking at your feet you wouldn't
03:38run into people as often right sorry it's okay i need to apologize i just want to see your face
03:51not so bad right
03:56what the fuck is going on
04:01calm down i was going to say hi okay great i'll say bye
04:10bye
04:13tj
04:19hey yo trace
04:20looking fine
04:22hey
04:23so uh you ladies doing anything later tonight or
04:30yeah okay bet yeah catch you later
04:32better look next time man fuck you
04:36dog i got news huge news we got in the strike from above tournament
04:42holy shit dude dude that's huge right our first pro league i mean sponsor's gonna be knocking down
04:50our doors and it's in person so finally get to meet mars man i mean you really think he's gonna
04:56come
04:56out of hiding for this yeah of course you will we've been best friends with the guy for years
05:00you more than me and how many times does he come up with some bullshit excuse
05:04dude this time's different all right we'll just we'll tell him about the tournament he'll be
05:08psyched let's just give him a chance i don't i don't want to fuck up the friendship
05:11i didn't fuck things up when you and i met each other and mars knows that
05:18all right whatever the fuck we'll do it your way
05:21but the guy's your best friend you text him about it all right i'll tell you some
05:31uh just so you know what you saw with tj wasn't anything no i know my brother is a dipshit
05:39a smart girl like he was like so out of his league that's not true but thanks and then
05:48thanks for inviting me over and i'll do this a lot what girl time friend time
06:12you okay yeah yeah i'm i'm no but i
06:20i okay um so there's this guy that i've been talking to forever
06:30and well we've never met in person but he wants to tomorrow
06:36oh my god what
06:37uh is he home i i don't know what he looks like
06:42we met online so i don't know who he is i don't even know his real name
06:47okay well you obviously have a crush on this mystery man
06:52so you should say yes
06:55oh my god girl why not seriously because he thinks i'm a boy
07:09i have simply too many questions
07:14but first things first we need to get you ready for this meet cue
07:25first option
07:27go on
07:28i kind of like this one
07:30no i'm absolutely not
07:36yes no trust me see the vision
07:40you look incredible
07:45very revealing
08:08you look beautiful
08:31wow tracy took your new dog to the groomers would you guys order the try hard special
08:39i don't think i can do this
08:40to hell with sadie
08:42of course you can
08:44now go get your mystery man
09:06tj
09:10hey
09:12charlotte
09:14what are you
09:16what are you doing here
09:16is tracy with you
09:18yeah
09:19yeah tracy sent me to
09:20to tell you that
09:22we're gonna be studying at your house
09:24after school
09:25okay
09:27yeah so that's
09:28the message
09:30i'm
09:30i'm just gonna
09:32gonna go
09:36hey wait
09:39you uh
09:40dropped your phone
09:42by the way you
09:43you look
09:43sorry i'm late
09:44did you show
09:45did who show
09:46did who show
09:46mars
09:53sorry guys
09:54went home sick
09:55man i knew he would bail on us again
10:12okay
10:13all right
10:14spill
10:14how was your date with mystery man
10:17um
10:19it didn't really
10:21happen
10:22what
10:25stop eavesdropping perv
10:29i can't believe
10:29i can't believe
10:30i can't believe
10:30mars bailed on us
10:30i told you
10:32he's never gonna show
10:34no we should just register for the tournament as a duo
10:37we're not a duo
10:37we're not a duo
10:38corey we're a team
10:40we would have showed up if you knew it was a stake
10:46what are you doing
10:48just gonna tell him about the tournament
10:50and if he doesn't want to meet up then
10:51we'll go from there
10:54we'll go from there
11:16we'll go from there
11:29Hey, can I, um, can I borrow you for a sec?
11:41I know it's you.
11:44Mars.
11:50Yeah.
11:51I have an extra phone charger.
11:54It's inside.
12:03I have so many questions, starting with what the fuck, followed by you're a girl, and since
12:10when do pretty girls catfish people?
12:12You think I'm pretty?
12:13I have eyes.
12:14Okay, even if you're way more TJ's type than mine, but wait, is this whole thing just some
12:21evil, elaborate plan to get closer to TJ?
12:23Like, are you making a doll out of his hair or something?
12:26What?
12:27You know, I didn't know who you guys were until today.
12:31And then when I saw TJ standing there, I just couldn't go through with it.
12:37I mean, you could have just told the truth.
12:38It's not that simple.
12:40You two have been my best friends for years.
12:45My only friends.
12:49Do you hate me?
12:52No.
12:55No.
12:55No, I'm glad to finally know who you are.
12:59Really?
13:02Yeah.
13:03Bring it in, man.
13:11Am I interrupting something?
13:17Looks like you two are getting friendly.
13:19No.
13:20And we were just talking about how we're both, um, cancer sons.
13:24Yeah.
13:25I mean, we gotta hug out all this emotion.
13:29I'm gonna go back outside, but hey, me, you talk about moons later, right?
13:33Mm-hmm.
13:34Yeah.
13:40So what are you guys really talking about?
13:42Nothing.
13:46Secrets don't make friends, Charlotte.
13:51You finally remember my name, and now we're friends.
13:55You were in my house, right?
13:58Hanging out with my sister?
14:01I like the new look, by the way.
14:05To be fair, I liked your old look, too.
14:08You didn't know I existed until a day ago.
14:11Oh, I saw you.
14:15Hiding in the corner.
14:20I like that you're not hiding anymore.
14:29Char!
14:30I should go.
14:31Are you coming back?
14:33I gotta be home for dinner.
14:48Mars, are there?
14:51Hello?
14:55Mars.
14:58Voice changer enabled.
15:00Mars!
15:02Jupiter?
15:03Hello?
15:04Thank God you're awake.
15:06I went to a party.
15:07The cops shut it down.
15:08Now I'm all wired and shit.
15:11Hold on, I'm so mad at you.
15:13I'm sorry, I just...
15:14I couldn't do it.
15:17Don't you want to know who we are?
15:20I want to know who you are.
15:27Well, maybe we've already met.
15:33Dude, no way.
15:35I would know you in a heartbeat.
15:39I bet you can figure out who I am, though.
15:42Come on, take some guesses.
15:46Okay.
15:49Based on the clues that I've put together, you're a jock.
15:56Athletic.
15:57Confident.
15:59Getting hotter?
16:01Hot for sure.
16:02Nice body, nice smile.
16:04Oh, what the fuck?
16:11Mars, are you...
16:12Are you attracted to guys?
16:15Yeah.
16:16Yeah.
16:18I'm gay.
16:21Oh, dude.
16:22Is that why you didn't show?
16:24Man, we don't care about that shit.
16:27Hell, I'll fight anyone who does.
16:29Thanks, Jupiter.
16:31Yeah, man, of course.
16:33That's awesome.
16:34You, uh, crushing on any guys at school?
16:37I can help.
16:39I'm chill with the drama club.
16:40There's lots of...
16:43cute guys in there.
16:44Oh, thank you.
16:46But I'm good.
16:47I promise.
16:52So how was this party?
16:54It was weird.
16:57I was trying to have a good time, but feeling fucking lame.
17:03And then I realized that there was someone I wanted to be there.
17:10And she wasn't.
17:14You were missing...
17:16a girl?
17:19Yeah.
17:22She's different from the ones I usually go for.
17:27She's quiet.
17:28Shy.
17:32I just...
17:33It makes me think there's a whole world inside of her, you know?
17:35And I just...
17:37want to get her to let me in.
17:41What you should do is get some sleep.
17:47Yeah, you're probably right.
17:48Good night, Jupiter.
17:49Hey, wait.
17:50Uh, before you go...
17:53You know...
17:54Tracy and...
17:55TJ?
17:56They're not great.
18:00They're having a party tomorrow night, and, uh...
18:02Neptune and I are going.
18:05You should come.
18:06We can...
18:07We can run that meetup again.
18:13I'll see what I can do.
18:16Alright.
18:31Are you still texting Mystery Man?
18:35I wish you would just tell me who it is so I can help.
18:38No, I'm...
18:39I'm still figuring out how to tell him.
18:41Okay, do I have to say this again?
18:43Charlotte, you are stunning.
18:44If this crush doesn't work out, you can have your pick of literally any guy here.
18:56Okay.
18:57Almost.
18:58Any guy?
18:59One that is actually worth your time.
19:03Don't forget.
19:05Party planning at my place after school, and we will try to steer clear of my manwhore brother.
19:29Hey, Charlotte.
19:31You, uh, looking for my sister?
19:37She's not here.
19:39Practice is running long.
19:42Oh, um...
19:44I can wait.
19:46I guess.
19:54What are we playing?
19:56Strike from above?
19:59You game?
20:01And dabble.
20:04You want to come dabble upstairs?
20:06You serious?
20:13Play around with me.
20:18Come on.
20:34You okay?
20:36Yeah, it's just...
20:38I usually play on my computer.
20:40Yeah, same here.
20:41But, uh, this setup's better for co-op, so...
20:45So what do you say we, uh, run some duos and see what we're like as a team?
20:52Or we could do player versus player.
20:57PvP?
20:59I like your style.
21:01But we should raise the stakes.
21:03Raise the stakes?
21:04Yeah.
21:07The winner gets to ask the loser a question of their choosing.
21:13Nothing off limits.
21:21You overthink a lot, don't you?
21:24You've always been like that?
21:27I thought you could only ask a question if you win.
21:33All right, bye.
21:37Picture clear.
21:40I think I'm gonna go with her.
21:48Don't stop.
21:56You should have parried there.
21:58Oh, thank you.
22:16Yes!
22:17Wait, what?
22:18Holy shit.
22:20You beat me.
22:24Hey, maybe it's easier on the TV.
22:28No way.
22:29No, I've only seen one other player pull that move.
22:35I learned it on Reddit.
22:39Okay.
22:41And I guess you beat me fair and square, so...
22:44What's your question?
22:50Um...
22:51Do you have a celebrity crush?
22:53Come on, no softballs.
22:56You gotta have a better one than that.
23:00What?
23:03We've gone to school together for years, TJ.
23:06Just because you don't know anything about me doesn't mean I'm clueless about you.
23:12Ouch.
23:15I guess I deserve it, though.
23:19Wish I had talked to you sooner.
23:25So, tell me.
23:28What do you really want to know?
23:33Go on.
23:36Ask me.
23:39Do you have a crush on someone at our school?
23:41Yes.
23:47Ask me another.
23:50Who is she?
23:54Well, that should be obvious.
23:58I'm not very good at hiding it.
24:08Those cheerleader bitches actually fucking dropped me.
24:16Ew, TJ.
24:17Why are your sex lights on?
24:19They're not my sex...
24:20Um, that's not what I was...
24:21Oh my god, Tracy.
24:23Uh, Charlotte, why don't you head to my room and start making a playlist for tonight?
24:26I will be right there.
24:28Yeah.
24:28Yeah, okay.
24:31Are you alright?
24:32Oh, yeah, it's just a bruised ass.
24:34I'll be fine.
24:42You can literally go for any other girl.
24:44Why are you only thirsty over my friends?
24:47Historically, because it pisses you off.
24:50But this is different.
24:52Okay, so that's it then.
24:55You're admitting to liking Charlotte.
25:00What would you say if I was?
25:04All I'm going to say is I don't think she's interested.
25:08Is there someone else?
25:11Oh, come on, Tracy.
25:12You don't have to tell me who.
25:14Just tell me if I'm wasting my time.
25:17She's texting another guy.
25:21Fine.
25:22Then you have nothing to worry about, right?
25:25So remember that when she sleeps over tonight.
25:28Relax.
25:30Charlotte and I are just friends.
25:33Nothing more.
25:54Oh, my God.
25:55Oh, my God.
25:55Oh, finally.
25:56You look amazing.
25:59Happy official birthday.
26:02You need a drink.
26:07Who are you texting?
26:09Mars.
26:10He said he might show up.
26:12Oh.
26:13Eddie now.
26:14Yep.
26:32Oh, my God.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:35Did you guys all just see that?
26:36Look at this little virgin.
26:38She thinks TJ's fuck-me eyes are for her.
26:40When are you going to stop humiliating yourself, huh?
26:43What are you guys talking about?
26:45Oh, uh, we were just talking about how we're going to spice this party up a little bit.
26:49Maybe play some spin the bottle.
26:50Hmm.
26:51But you can just watch virgin.
26:54She can play.
26:55Stop being a bitch at my party, Sadie.
26:57Yeah.
26:58I'll play if Charlotte plays.
27:07Okay, so I'm going to spin to see who goes first, and then we're going to go counterclockwise.
27:12Obviously, siblings can't kiss.
27:14That's fucking gross.
27:15But everyone else is fair game.
27:18Don't chicken out, prude.
27:25You going first, big guy?
27:32Oh, wow.
27:33Nice.
27:35You ready for this?
27:37Just kiss me, weirdo.
27:40Oh, God.
27:42Wow.
27:48Disgusting.
27:49Okay, let's keep this moving.
27:51TJ, it's your turn.
27:59It's me.
28:00No, it's in the middle.
28:02Doesn't that mean that TJ gets to pick?
28:16Wow, it's her first kiss.
28:24Can I kiss you?
29:34I'm going to be right back.
29:53It's me.
29:54Can I come in?
29:58Yeah.
29:58Yeah.
29:58Yeah.
30:05I don't know what to say.
30:07Just be honest with me.
30:11Do you have feelings for my brother?
30:16I'm so sorry, Tracy.
30:17I didn't mean for this to happen.
30:24Charlotte, you're literally still texting Mystery Man.
30:27It's not what you think.
30:29But if you take it from me, there's nothing my brother hates more than a liar.
30:37Did something happen?
30:41Our dad cheated on our mom.
30:45She could come out, but she still hasn't recovered.
30:53Neither has TJ.
30:55So when it comes to lying and sneaking around, he doesn't forgive.
31:02So if you really are into my brother, you need to drop Mystery Man.
31:18Got you now, two-timing virgin skank.
31:26Hey.
31:27I know what you're going to say, and I'm working on telling him.
31:31I was actually going to ask if Tracy had said anything about me, but I mean, yeah, dude,
31:35what the fuck?
31:36Like, especially after that kiss?
31:39It's not all right, bro.
31:40Okay, well, how would you tell him?
31:42I would just do it.
31:44Do you want to wait until the tournament and just fuck up his game?
31:46No, of course not.
31:48Because that would fuck up the friendship, too.
31:49You know that.
31:52Yeah, well, I'm also worried about Tracy.
31:55It's not just you and TJ anymore.
31:56He's my best friend's brother.
32:00Look, I know there is a lot on your plate, but if you don't tell TJ,
32:07I'm going to tell him that we should enter the tournament as a duo.
32:10What?
32:11Look, I'm sorry, dude.
32:13But if you can't even be honest with your teammates,
32:16you can't be on the team.
32:22Bye, guys.
32:23Have a good night.
32:24Have a good night.
32:30Bye.
32:34Bye.
32:38Bye.
32:42Bye.
32:43Bye.
32:46Bye.
32:49Bye.
32:53Bye.
33:08TJ, what are you doing here?
33:09Sorry, I thought I heard a phone. Is yours in here?
33:12My phone? It's in Tracy's room.
33:25Okay, you can turn around.
33:28Why did you just barge in here?
33:31Earlier.
33:34Was that really your first kiss?
33:39Hey, come on, you can tell me.
33:41Can I?
33:43I thought it was just a game to you.
33:44Yeah, well, I lied.
33:47My sister was right there.
33:52It wasn't just a game, Charlotte.
33:56Not to me.
33:59Maybe that kiss
34:03made me realize that
34:06all of your firsts
34:09don't want them to be with me.
34:18We shouldn't do this right now.
34:20It's late, okay?
34:21We should go to bed.
34:38Let me guess.
34:40Tracy's drunk ass was passed out.
34:43And she locked her bedroom door?
34:46Yeah, she always does that during parties.
34:49Guess you're stuck with me.
34:58TJ, we should really discuss
35:06sleeping arrangements.
35:08That one's easy.
35:10I have a bed.
35:11We both fit in it.
35:13Tell them soft.
35:17Don't you
35:19want to share a bed with me?
35:33Wait, what are you doing?
35:34I'm going to go sleep on the couch.
35:35You don't have to do that.
35:36I can sleep on the couch.
35:37Charlotte,
35:39I'm trying to be sure
35:40who is here.
35:42But I want you.
35:48I want you to stay.
35:55Okay.
35:57I'll stay with you.
36:13So how'd a girl like you get someone to video games?
36:17Would you ask a boy that question?
36:20Come on.
36:26video games give me the chance to be someone else.
36:31Someone braver.
36:35Making friends was harder for me than most people.
36:40I don't know what's wrong with me.
36:41There's nothing wrong with you, Charlotte.
36:49The moment I laid eyes on you,
36:52I felt like I knew you.
36:57I can't explain it.
36:58It's like we weren't starting from the beginning.
37:04We were already close.
37:07You're someone I know
37:08that I can trust completely.
37:10DJ, I just...
37:12I don't really want to kiss you right now.
37:21Okay.
37:39Sorry.
37:40I know I'm probably not a good kisser.
37:42No.
37:43No, it's not that.
37:49It's just it's never felt like that before.
37:53Like what?
37:56Like I want to keep kissing you for the rest of my life.
38:04Can I just hold you?
38:09Yeah.
38:11Yeah.
38:14Yeah.
38:15Yeah.
38:16Yeah.
39:18TJ designed it.
39:19You wanted it to be a surprise for you.
39:22Actually, I'm going to tell him right now, as soon as he gets here.
39:27Good.
39:29Proud of you, dog.
39:31I see someone still sledding it up all over the school.
39:36Are you going to keep fucking your way around every guy on campus or just the football players?
39:42What's wrong with you?
39:43Seriously, Sadie, that was way too far.
39:46Here's your phone, Char.
39:48Oh, you're finally meeting Mystery Man?
39:51Tracy.
39:52Jupiter?
39:53Is that like a nickname?
39:54That's kinky.
39:55Wait, Jupiter?
39:57Like TJ's video game character?
39:59What do you mean, TJ's video game?
40:03Another tackle?
40:04Third time's the charm.
40:10Why is everyone by my locker?
40:12Oh my god, it's you.
40:14You're Jupiter.
40:16The mystery man that Charlotte is talking to is Jupiter, aka TJ.
40:23Charlotte.
40:27You're Mars?
40:28Mars?
40:30Here I was, thinking that you're just talking to some rando, but no, it's so much weirder than that.
40:35You're a catfish.
40:38Charlotte, is that true?
40:40No, no, I swear that it wasn't.
40:42I didn't know that you were Jupiter until I saw you that day waiting for me.
40:45And then you just kept lying to me.
40:46I was trying to find the right time to tell you, and I was going to.
40:49Right now.
40:49That's why I was at your locker.
40:51Cora can back me up.
40:55Are you fucking kidding me?
40:57You knew.
40:59Doc, I found out myself, okay?
41:01And I wanted to tell you, but it was Charlotte's decision.
41:05So you were both in on it?
41:10You two deserve each other.
41:13TJ.
41:14TJ.
41:15TJ.
41:16TJ.
41:22TJ.
41:32TJ.
41:42TJ's not here.
41:43I know.
41:44He's at practice.
41:46I came to see you.
41:50It's bad enough that I like your brother, and then lied to him.
41:58But I lied to you too, when you were nothing but nice to me.
42:05And so I just wanted to apologize.
42:12Even if you still hate me.
42:22Wait.
42:29I don't hate you.
42:32But I do appreciate the apology.
42:37All this time, my brother was your mystery man.
42:47And you, or the person he's told me about all these years.
42:54His best friend.
42:58I know it seems like the world is over.
43:03But you can fix this.
43:24Voice changer disabled.
43:29TJ, are you there?
43:36I don't want to talk, Mart.
43:40Charlotte.
43:41You don't have to say anything back.
43:42Just please, let me explain.
43:50When we first met years ago, I didn't have any friends.
43:58The only thing that I was good at was video games, but when I logged on, I was told to
44:04go away because I was a girl.
44:07And so I started using a voice changer, and it gave me a way to make friends, but as a
44:15boy.
44:17And it seemed harmless, and it was until it wasn't.
44:31I spent years liking Mars more than I liked Charlotte.
44:38And you were the first person to make me feel like both parts of me mattered.
44:43And that's when I knew that I was a girl.
44:49And that's when I knew that I wasn't.
44:52But that doesn't matter anymore.
44:57All that I can hope for now is to get my best friend back.
45:17I'm going to the tournament with Corey tomorrow.
45:20And Tracy's going to be there to cheer us on.
45:24Will you be there?
45:27Please.
45:46Jupiter has left the chat.
46:08He's not coming out of his room.
46:10Well, it's too late to register as a duo.
46:13Once they find out we're missing a member, they'll disqualify us.
46:16I'm so sorry, Corey.
46:18It's okay.
46:19Going pro is probably overrated anyway.
46:22Who come here, you big doofus?
46:27What was that for?
46:30You were too sad.
46:31I didn't like it.
46:33Pretty hypocritical, don't you think?
46:39You're allowed to date my friends, but I can't be interested in yours.
46:47It's about time.
46:50We're good, man.
46:51I'm happy for you.
46:55Let's go in the car.
47:04I wish I could just hit reset.
47:07Start over like a video game.
47:09Life's not a game, Charlotte.
47:15Last night, you were about to say something.
47:18Before you started talking about the tournament.
47:21What was it?
47:22It doesn't matter.
47:23I think it does.
47:34Losing the girl that became my everything broke me.
47:39But losing my best friend?
47:43That almost killed me.
47:48Then I realized I was being an idiot.
47:51But I didn't have to pick.
48:00I want you in my life.
48:04Both of you.
48:05All of you.
48:07All of you.
48:11I love you, Charlotte.
48:16I love you, too.
48:33You ready to win this tournament?
48:36You're playing?
48:38Hell yeah, I'm playing.
48:45Yeah.
48:47Yeah.
48:47Yeah, let's go win this.
48:50Pretty sure I already did.
48:52I already did.
48:53You're playing.
48:54Just playing.
48:54You're playing.
48:54I love you.
48:54Yeah.
48:55Yeah.
48:58Yeah.
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