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The Unexpected Chemistry Between a Nerdy Girl and a Biker Bad Boy: A Full Short Film
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00:00:00Bottle crown, no borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:03I learned the truth and broken rules
00:00:05Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30I stand on my own
00:00:37Sorry, excuse me
00:00:54Hey Chase
00:00:57Who?
00:00:58It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:03Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:07Chase, I...
00:01:13I've been in love with you forever
00:01:14Since like 10th grade
00:01:16When you won that district contest
00:01:19I know this is kind of out of nowhere but
00:01:23Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:29Sure, sure
00:01:32For real?
00:01:38Come here, babe
00:01:52Here we go
00:01:53Surprise, nerd
00:01:55Clement
00:01:57Whoa, Clement
00:01:59Whoa, Clement
00:02:02Whoa, Clement
00:02:04Whoa, Clement
00:02:04Whoa, Clement
00:02:06Oh my God, I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:09Watch out
00:02:10Watch out
00:02:10I'm full, Clement
00:02:11I'm a juvenile delinquency
00:02:17I'm not quite down here
00:02:19Dangerous and violent
00:02:25In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:41In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:44Let me know
00:02:52Let me know
00:03:03I'd let you know
00:03:06But I was like
00:03:07I'm a bitch
00:03:10come in here. Shit. I'm sorry, Bo. Wrong guy. Sorry! Hold up. I've been in love with you forever since,
00:03:19like, 10th grade when you won that district contest. I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but... Forever?
00:03:27Since 10th grade? We'll eat it! We'll eat it! We'll eat that right now!
00:03:33What? What? What?
00:04:09What did you think was going to happen, girlfriend?
00:04:15Damn it.
00:04:17I'm not your girlfriend.
00:04:18I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:21Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:23I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:26This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:29For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow,
00:04:32I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:34Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:36Even if every other girl on Earth died right now,
00:04:38I'd still rather swing the other way than get with you.
00:04:43Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:46I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:49You're such an asshole!
00:05:09Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:11I'm sorry.
00:05:12I didn't mean to.
00:05:14No!
00:05:24Oops.
00:05:26Hey!
00:05:26Give those back!
00:05:28What, these?
00:05:34Oh, shit!
00:05:42That was a prescription!
00:05:44So is your attitude, ugly.
00:05:48Max Maddock, aka Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:53If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds, she and her minions are out for blood.
00:05:59Please.
00:06:04Let me go, Max.
00:06:05You really think some guy's going to touch you?
00:06:09Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:11Definitely blind.
00:06:14Oh, sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:25How can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:33S-T.
00:06:35R-I-P.
00:06:36Exactly!
00:06:37R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:39Strip her.
00:06:41No!
00:06:43Stop!
00:06:47Stop!
00:06:49No!
00:06:59No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:13that's better
00:07:14off you go
00:07:21go
00:07:32my nose
00:07:48oh look at you
00:08:17great first i confessed to the wrong guy and now i'm called a slut when i haven't even kissed
00:08:24anyone yet
00:08:43hi mom i'm sorry
00:08:48i'll do better next time i promise i'm sorry
00:08:53no way
00:08:54oh clement the biker psycho is actually a mommy's boy
00:09:01he's still an asshole phoebe you recorded your most embarrassing moment humiliated you
00:09:06i've been in love with you forever since like forever
00:09:11i've had enough today time for payback
00:09:32you've got to be fucking kidding me
00:09:36i don't know what it looks like
00:09:39really because it looks a hell of a lot like you're just recording it
00:09:46your call cannot be completed at this time the number you have dialed is no longer
00:09:51in service
00:09:52stay away from me
00:09:55if me
00:09:56your fucking thorn
00:09:58phillips
00:10:06no
00:10:18you don't get to be mad you recorded me first
00:10:22you stalked me into the boys locker room you are bad shit fucking crazy
00:10:28well i wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as well
00:10:32delete it
00:10:33now
00:10:34i swear
00:10:35swear what
00:10:37you're gonna hit me
00:10:38big man
00:10:41beau clement
00:10:42huh
00:10:42huh
00:10:44huh
00:10:45huh
00:10:46huh
00:10:48huh
00:10:56huh
00:10:59huh
00:11:00huh
00:11:19Oh, my god.
00:11:28Phoebe.
00:11:30Phoebe.
00:11:31What the fuck?
00:11:53Come on, Smart Mouth.
00:11:54Talk to me.
00:11:55Come on.
00:11:58Phoebe.
00:11:58Phoebe.
00:12:00Phoebe, please talk to me.
00:12:01Stay with me.
00:12:20I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:12:22I'm sorry.
00:12:23I'm sorry.
00:12:28Jesus.
00:12:30Fuck.
00:12:34You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:39But what did you do?
00:12:42You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:45And thank god I knew CPI.
00:12:48You put your lips on me?
00:12:56Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:03Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:05What the fuck?
00:13:07Are you?
00:13:08I felt you what?
00:13:10I was saving you.
00:13:12I would rather die than fill you up, OK?
00:13:15That was my first kiss, you asshole.
00:13:19You consider that a kiss?
00:13:21Consider it charity.
00:13:24And the next time you're recording something,
00:13:26just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
00:13:34You recorded me first.
00:13:38Asshole.
00:13:49Yeah?
00:13:50Huh?
00:13:53Two for one deal.
00:13:55You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:13:58You're very welcome.
00:13:59So?
00:14:04You touched me without my confidence.
00:14:08Whoa, whoa.
00:14:09What are you taking me for?
00:14:11A perv?
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13I'd rather drown in a little perv like you touch me.
00:14:16You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:18What?
00:14:28Oh, shit!
00:14:40Oh, shit!
00:14:43I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this morning.
00:14:53Okay, so this is why you call me a perv. Projection, huh?
00:14:58Wait, does it have a name? Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me. Let me guess. Chase.
00:15:03Oh my god.
00:15:05Shut up! Give him back!
00:15:07Uh-uh.
00:15:08So much for miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:11If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:37Not you.
00:15:39Why not?
00:15:57Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:02I will.
00:16:08What happens if I post this and caption it?
00:16:12Beau Clement.
00:16:13Crybaby mommy's boy.
00:16:15You?
00:16:16You tell on me.
00:16:17I post this.
00:16:18We both go down together.
00:16:21It's in the cloud.
00:16:23Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:24Hmm.
00:16:26You're pushing it.
00:16:35What are you gonna do?
00:16:39What are you gonna do?
00:16:45Hey.
00:16:47Hey.
00:16:49Eyes up here.
00:16:53You delete that.
00:16:56I don't tell on you.
00:16:58Okay?
00:17:00And I'll throw in any favor, okay?
00:17:03Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:17:07How's that for you?
00:17:11You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:16What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:19Someone who bullies me for fun.
00:17:22Someone who threatens me every chance they get.
00:17:26Finally you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:31How's that for a change?
00:17:35Maybe you should learn to tell the difference on I'm actually being nice.
00:17:40Take it.
00:17:42Or a job.
00:17:45Okay.
00:17:48Make me popular.
00:17:49For Chase.
00:17:51That's the favor.
00:17:53I'm sorry, what?
00:17:54You want me to what?
00:17:55That is not a favor.
00:17:57That is a miracle, okay?
00:18:00Oh my god.
00:18:02Natural curls.
00:18:04Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:06Body.
00:18:07Not exactly a fault.
00:18:10Oh my god.
00:18:12That's mean.
00:18:14Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:16Golden boy.
00:18:18Captain of the swim team.
00:18:19What?
00:18:20Do cliches turn you on?
00:18:24You know you can do better.
00:18:26Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:36Shut the hell up.
00:18:46Take it or leave it.
00:18:48I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:49You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that Chase would never fall for
00:18:55a girl like you.
00:18:56Okay?
00:19:00I do like a challenge.
00:19:02And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:08That sounds like fun.
00:19:11You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:15Deal?
00:19:23Deal.
00:19:29Deal.
00:19:57Deal.
00:20:00Deal.
00:20:01Deal.
00:20:05Deal.
00:20:09Deal.
00:20:17Deal.
00:20:17Deal.
00:20:18Deal.
00:20:20Deal.
00:20:21Deal.
00:20:22Deal.
00:20:23Deal.
00:20:33I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:21:15You have a thing for our souls, don't you?
00:21:43No, Phoebe Phillips, you like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse, not assholes on stupid rice!
00:22:13I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:22:26Hey, um, you gonna come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:29You know he does it every year, it's witty cool.
00:22:31Yes, yes, of course, you'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:35I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:39Great, I'll see you then.
00:22:48See you then.
00:22:50Oh no.
00:22:51How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:22:57Shit.
00:22:58Yikes.
00:22:59Look at you.
00:23:01Total train wreck.
00:23:07Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:09How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:18Fine.
00:23:19Fine.
00:23:20Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:22Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:28What are you doing?
00:23:29Put me down.
00:23:30Oh, shut up.
00:23:32Makeover starts now.
00:23:36You're leaving.
00:23:52I'm holding a towel.
00:23:53Bloody hell.
00:23:55I need to stop and see you now.
00:24:01Ah!
00:24:01Take this time.
00:24:02Bye, bye.
00:24:02GUNDIUM.
00:24:02That's so interesting.
00:24:02Good.
00:24:02I'm not kidding.
00:24:03Bye, bye.
00:24:03Bye.
00:24:03Bye, bye.
00:24:09is he about to say i'm beautiful without my glasses is this one of those moments
00:24:19is this one of those moments
00:24:27no the movie's live you look the same unfortunately
00:24:31cliches no miracles her eyes really are stunning
00:25:07well can you come in please i need help tying my dress
00:25:21here yeah
00:25:27the outage thing you're going too right
00:25:33please i'll be so nervous alone
00:25:38it's short
00:25:39yes great um now leave i'm finishing up
00:25:44go go go go
00:25:54bro you still there
00:26:10well i'll be there
00:26:29bro you actually showed up thought you hated fancy and pretty
00:26:32still do
00:26:56shit
00:26:57can't say hey pretty
00:27:02whoa
00:27:04is that the chemistry class nerd that cannot be phoebe phillips
00:27:09shut the front door
00:27:10no effing way
00:27:16breathe don't faint don't throw up don't trip
00:27:20please don't trip
00:27:23hey you made it you look
00:27:30unbelievable
00:27:31you too you always do i mean how could you not hair face suit the teeth all of it
00:27:39good good job
00:27:42relax phoebes
00:27:44you know this isn't a quiz right
00:27:46phoebes
00:27:47oh now i sound like a cool kid i wish it were as easy as a quiz so no one
00:27:52would drown in my cringe
00:27:54but then you know i'd resuscitate you because that's the perks of being a swim team captain
00:27:59i'm life-saving certified
00:28:11oh my god phoe i always found you hot but this fancy suit look is another level i find you
00:28:19just the same
00:28:27what's the actual fuck
00:28:36well well saint vincent high's resident bookworm finally grew legs
00:28:42good job
00:28:45i guess i missed the makeover of the century
00:28:48i always knew you were a little attention whore
00:28:50max stop
00:28:51it's okay chase
00:28:53leave me alone max
00:28:54don't populate girls like you have better things to do
00:28:57why are you wasting your energy and little old meat
00:29:01do you want me to give you another makeover right now
00:29:04like i did before
00:29:18you know whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job
00:29:23i mean they didn't fix how you walk and you quack
00:29:26you know an ugly duck in a pretty dress is
00:29:29what a duck
00:29:31is that the best you can do
00:29:33i was gonna say still ugly as fuck
00:29:35oh bird
00:29:36did you just knock it off max
00:29:38shut the fuck up chase
00:29:41tell me phillips
00:29:42when this is over
00:29:44and the lights come back on
00:29:46are you gonna go crawling back to your usual corner
00:29:50you know i've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you
00:29:54and as long as you keep putting out
00:29:56some guy will eventually notice you
00:29:58oh shit
00:30:02i'm just trying to remind you of where you belong
00:30:06the bottom of the food chain bitch
00:30:10you're right
00:30:12i do need a reminder
00:30:16i do need a reminder
00:30:17and i'll make sure everyone else here gets one too
00:30:22enlighten me please
00:30:24you make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall
00:30:27how cliche max
00:30:28what you think you're regina george or something
00:30:31more plastic
00:30:31much less iconic
00:30:34and something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon
00:30:38eldritch winter function serving me girls
00:30:41all right get her ass
00:30:43maybe
00:30:45after you're hit with these hands
00:30:48but it's okay
00:30:49you can have your five minutes of fame
00:30:51here's some charity
00:30:53go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like i give a fuck
00:30:58seriously
00:30:59yeah i'm a nerd
00:31:01i love chemistry
00:31:03and i hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop
00:31:07once you grew up and got smarter
00:31:11wishful thinking
00:31:13pathetic
00:31:14i know
00:31:15but i'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16
00:31:20wow
00:31:22who will call selling her feet pics at 28
00:31:25her career eventually
00:31:27holy shit
00:31:31okay what the fuck did you just say to me seriously
00:31:33okay are you done
00:31:34okay why don't you relax and just go take a hike
00:31:37and leave her alone
00:31:38for once
00:31:40oh god
00:31:41i'm gonna pass out
00:31:42in front of everyone
00:31:43on the best night of my life
00:31:47this isn't over
00:31:50have a good night
00:31:56i came here to impress a boy
00:31:58but i might leave having impressed myself
00:32:13okay so like i said
00:32:15if someone sees us
00:32:17code word
00:32:19oh jeez
00:32:21oh my god i'm gonna throw up
00:32:23max isn't used to be
00:32:24nuclear
00:32:25sink bump for the
00:32:27i'll go verge
00:32:31okay
00:32:31okay
00:32:33perfect
00:32:35now
00:32:36let it set for now
00:32:41oh great
00:32:43it's a niche terrorism
00:32:51man
00:32:52man
00:33:23you want some
00:33:25and a toast
00:33:26for the courage to not embarrass ourselves
00:33:33slow
00:33:36slow
00:33:58whoa
00:33:59whoa
00:33:59easy there
00:34:00ew
00:34:00you okay phoebs
00:34:02is this legal
00:34:05not exactly
00:34:14you
00:34:16come with me
00:34:17what the hell you want
00:34:18clement
00:34:18move
00:34:20or you can find out
00:34:22stop it
00:34:23both of you
00:34:23this is a ball
00:34:25not a boxing ring
00:34:34not scriptures
00:34:35no no no no no no no get in point
00:34:39for you
00:34:40i thought i was going to kill them
00:34:44That's a vein, buddy.
00:34:46Not funny!
00:34:49You happy now?
00:34:51My night's ruined.
00:34:59I...
00:35:11I need a minute.
00:35:15Hey!
00:35:17She does as it needs your sorry ass right now.
00:35:20I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:32That idiot.
00:35:33Dumbass.
00:35:35Asshole!
00:35:41I'm so stupid.
00:35:43Come on.
00:35:53Why are you here?
00:35:55Get out!
00:35:57I need clean up too.
00:36:02This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:09Lee, get out!
00:36:11I'm not leaving.
00:36:13So calm down.
00:36:17Fine.
00:36:18Then enjoy the show.
00:36:22What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:25What the hell does it look like?
00:36:27You wouldn't leave.
00:36:28So be my guest.
00:36:34Be my guest too.
00:36:36What are you doing?
00:36:38Oh, didn't see that.
00:36:41I was here first.
00:36:42Get your own room.
00:36:43Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:49Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:53At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:36:57Oh, you arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room staying.
00:37:04That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:06How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:10I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:16I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:18And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:22So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:24I'm not getting excited.
00:37:26And this ain't going to happen even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:33Oh, really?
00:37:34Mm-hmm.
00:38:03You think you're a little straight?
00:38:04You think you're a tease is going to undo me?
00:38:06That's very cute.
00:38:08Very virgin of you.
00:38:26I dare you to touch me.
00:38:30Unless you're too chicken shit even to pay back.
00:38:58I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:01I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:03I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:10I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:10I'm standing in the fire.
00:39:13Now you don't know my fear.
00:39:16You don't ride my down.
00:39:17Follow me, I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:29That's Mrs. Eldridge's voice.
00:39:31Shh, shh, shh.
00:39:32Come on, come on.
00:39:40My husband's talking to the Saint Vincent principal.
00:39:44We have 20 minutes.
00:39:50You're mine now.
00:39:56Don't touch me.
00:40:05Sala, in the bedroom.
00:40:07Yeah, makes sense.
00:40:14Yes, baby, right there!
00:40:19Aren't they?
00:40:21Are they seriously?
00:40:40I don't think I can face Mrs. Eldridge anymore.
00:40:43The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:45Her mom's gonna haunt me like nightmares.
00:41:04Stay still, Phoebe.
00:41:06I beg you.
00:41:13You said you aren't gonna get excited.
00:41:16But I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here.
00:41:23Liar.
00:41:25Purp.
00:41:27Loser.
00:41:30You naughty naughty boy.
00:41:49No.
00:41:51No, Phoebe.
00:41:53Why not?
00:41:54You're not yourself.
00:41:56You're drunk.
00:41:58No, I'm not.
00:41:59No.
00:42:00No.
00:42:01Okay, maybe not.
00:42:04Hold on.
00:42:06Hold on.
00:42:08What are you doing?
00:42:10I'm getting us out of here.
00:42:13Now put your arms around my neck.
00:42:20Do it, Mary.
00:42:22Hurry up.
00:42:24We're moving about here.
00:42:27Would you rather stay here and listen to a real life porno?
00:42:30It was your lab grant.
00:42:35So grab me and let the bad boy do his thing.
00:42:41Sure.
00:42:43There we go.
00:42:51What?
00:42:52How are you?
00:42:54How long have you been?
00:42:56Ma'am?
00:42:56You should let your husband know that these walls are too thin.
00:43:10Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking...
00:43:14Just don't.
00:43:15Just...
00:43:16Just don't, baby.
00:43:21Phoebe!
00:43:21Hey.
00:43:23I've been looking all over for you.
00:43:27Are you okay?
00:43:31Come on, Phoebs.
00:43:32Let's go.
00:43:33Come here.
00:43:34Come on.
00:43:45Okay.
00:43:46On three, we drench the ugly ducking.
00:43:49This will go viral.
00:43:53Guess we'll see what trash he's dancing with.
00:43:57Oh, hell no.
00:44:13Oh.
00:44:15Oh, oh.
00:44:18Oh, my God.
00:44:20What is that?
00:44:21It smells like a public restroom blew up.
00:44:25Oh, I'm just beautiful.
00:44:27It's a fashion week couture!
00:44:28Get it off me!
00:44:30No!
00:44:33Fun-chemistry-fact.
00:44:34The stench?
00:44:35That's ammonia.
00:44:37Meaning, you're essentially covered in piss feeling.
00:44:41Pissing nags!
00:44:43Mad, stinky nags.
00:44:54Oh my god, Belle, that's like kind of nice!
00:45:17Hey, Phoebs, need a ride home?
00:45:24Um...
00:45:28Yeah, sure.
00:45:38Dude, you know it's first come, first serve.
00:45:49Hop in, I'll take you home.
00:45:54Oh my god!
00:45:56You were waiting for me!
00:45:57That's so sweet, I have no idea what they had.
00:46:01I...
00:46:01I got lunch, and then a shower, and then it was cold,
00:46:06and it was a cold shower, and I was like,
00:46:08I've never taken a cold shower in my life,
00:46:10and I was like, can we have one?
00:46:11Just drive.
00:46:20There was fog, there's a function!
00:46:24I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:27You stink.
00:46:30Wait, that was you?
00:46:35What the fuck is this day?
00:46:39Fuck, they're both gonna favor the hands!
00:46:41What the fuck?
00:46:55Phoebs, you look amazing!
00:46:57Dang, girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball!
00:47:03There she is.
00:47:05I'm your golden girl.
00:47:07Golden girl?
00:47:08Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:11Really?
00:47:12You know, cause apparently half the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:17I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:21Hey um, you actually figured out the class?
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:26Team's got the pull to ourselves.
00:47:28You should swing by.
00:47:30Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:32Sometime cute.
00:47:37Mmm...
00:47:38Yeah, sure. I'll be there.
00:47:53Go on, please. Jump in!
00:47:55Okay, okay, fine.
00:47:58I... I just... I can't swim.
00:48:02I almost drowned the last swimmer I was in.
00:48:07You're in good hands.
00:48:09You get who I am?
00:48:19Yo, Captain Thompson.
00:48:22Want to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:26Just fast and run in your mouth.
00:48:32You want to race me?
00:48:35You know, I'm always down to humbling the underachieving.
00:48:39Phoebe, want a time for us?
00:48:46Um...
00:48:47Show not to cry when you eat my rake.
00:48:49I'll show up.
00:49:00Start!
00:49:01We're out!
00:49:04We're out!
00:49:05Woo!
00:49:08We're out!
00:49:10We're out!
00:49:12We're out!
00:49:13And this could be our little secret
00:49:18So good that no one's gonna hear it
00:49:23I love you.
00:49:26Baby.
00:49:26Choose me.
00:49:27Take it home now.
00:49:29I can't wait to keep it.
00:49:32Goodbye.
00:49:44Bye.
00:49:52Oh, yo.
00:49:55I won Phoebe.
00:49:57You saw that?
00:49:59Wow, Clement.
00:50:01You won.
00:50:02That's good for you.
00:50:04The real winner is the guy against the girl.
00:50:17You were amazing, Chase.
00:50:21Yo, Chase.
00:50:22Good race, good race, man.
00:50:24You crushed it.
00:50:25See you boys tomorrow.
00:50:26You do early, early.
00:50:42You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:45I can still see the steam coming off of you.
00:50:49Or are you just that petty?
00:50:55The loser got the towel as a consolation prize.
00:50:59Didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:05But the winner gets...
00:51:09Anything they ask for.
00:51:20Anything.
00:51:27Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize,
00:51:31I guess just forget about it.
00:51:45Well then.
00:51:47I'm claiming it now.
00:51:51What do you want?
00:51:57You.
00:51:58The gunner.
00:52:00The gunner.
00:52:01The gunner.
00:52:05The gunner.
00:52:07The gunner.
00:52:08The gunner.
00:52:11The gunner.
00:52:13The gunner.
00:52:13The gunner.
00:52:14The gunner.
00:52:15The gunner.
00:52:17The gunner.
00:52:17The gunner.
00:52:18The gunner.
00:52:19The gunner.
00:52:19The gunner.
00:52:20The gunner.
00:52:21The gunner.
00:52:23The gunner.
00:52:25The gunner.
00:52:46If we're doing this, we're doing this my way.
00:52:49I'm one of those all-or-nothing type of nudes.
00:52:56It's not a thing.
00:52:58Well, I made it a thing.
00:53:04Are you scared of a little chemistry, Sash, Clement?
00:53:10You think we have chemistry, Miss Phillips?
00:53:22Your skirt is doing a little, uh, Chantel.
00:53:29Well, remind me what subject this was again.
00:53:45Let's try this one.
00:53:48Too hardcore.
00:53:49No clothes.
00:53:51That's okay.
00:53:52That's why I'm here to help.
00:53:53So, it starts like this.
00:53:55The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide by volume.
00:54:01In a 150 million dollar quantity of a solution, there are how many million dollars are supposed to open?
00:54:08No, it's not a thing.
00:54:11It's not a thing.
00:54:12It's not a thing.
00:54:12It's not a thing.
00:54:14It's not a thing.
00:54:28You know, I think I could teach you something in exchange if you behave.
00:54:41I take my teaching very seriously.
00:54:46If you don't behave, I'm going to rock you with this.
00:54:50So sit.
00:54:52Date.
00:54:53I need to work.
00:55:08I don't mind getting rough, Phillips.
00:55:11But I am not some stray that you can tease and train.
00:55:16Okay?
00:55:18By the way, I always come out and talk.
00:55:22Be careful, girl, I might enjoy the plane.
00:55:34Fine.
00:55:49Doing okay, Mr. Clement?
00:55:53Now, he's playing hard to guess.
00:55:56Of course.
00:56:08Now, now, be a good girl.
00:56:36You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:38If you push, I push back slowly.
00:56:42Don't pretend you don't like me.
00:56:45Don't want me like I'm hard to handle.
00:56:49I've been dangerous since day long.
00:56:51How long?
00:56:52Are you all a fork?
00:56:54Or do you also bite?
00:56:55Don't you?
00:57:00a bad boy licks
00:57:03and he always bites
00:57:13but i'm trying to be good
00:57:15once in my life
00:57:18miss phillips
00:57:22just remember next time i'm not gonna hold back
00:57:44i'm not gonna hold back
00:58:25i'm not gonna hold back
00:58:26but i'm not gonna hold back
00:58:26Hmm.
00:59:23Oh, my God.
00:59:26Got you.
00:59:37Sneaky, huh?
00:59:39Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping?
00:59:42Hmm.
00:59:45Finish my assignment.
00:59:46If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:52What do you want?
00:59:56You got the makeover.
00:59:58I want another session with you.
01:00:02But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, make-out.
01:00:16Nice try.
01:00:17But you're not getting these.
01:00:21Hmm?
01:00:24What if I get an A?
01:00:26Let an asshole get A win for once.
01:00:36Bring your A game, then.
01:00:42He's fucking too!
01:00:46Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:00:57Lana?
01:00:59Yeah, bitch, it's urgent.
01:01:01Bring the strong shit.
01:01:03The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:08Yeah.
01:01:09All right, bye.
01:01:35Miss Hatchett doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:38S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:43St. Vincent's little sweetheart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:49Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:01:57What's this?
01:02:11What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:13You're not in his class.
01:02:15Oh, I was just picking something up before tear practice.
01:02:19Off you trot.
01:02:20My class is starting.
01:02:23Okay.
01:02:24Absolutely.
01:02:29Old witch!
01:02:30I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:32Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:38What's this?
01:02:39Mrs. Herman!
01:02:40Um, I don't know.
01:02:41I just found this on my desk and I just...
01:02:45And...
01:02:46Marcelli's reserve.
01:02:48Truffle assort.
01:02:51Hey!
01:02:55A secret admirer?
01:02:57Hmm?
01:02:58Or some delinquent trying to derail your power?
01:03:03Absolutely inappropriate!
01:03:05Wait, can I just have one at...
01:03:06No!
01:03:08You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:10You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:14You do not have time.
01:03:16Your boys.
01:03:17Your gifts.
01:03:18Your anonymous, sweet tooth distractions.
01:03:30Teenage hormones are in more GPAs than the flu.
01:03:33You do not have time to be...
01:03:35No, it's not, but...
01:03:42No, you do not have time to be...
01:03:43No, no, you do not have time to be...
01:03:46No!
01:03:48You do not have time to be a treat.
01:03:48Never mind.
01:03:52Mm.
01:03:58Well, life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:01Life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:02And my pain is to die for.
01:04:41Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:48The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:51But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:55So maybe they're still...
01:05:06Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:08Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:13Detention for at least a week.
01:05:16I will not tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:22Bo Clement, get out of my classroom.
01:05:29What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:31What does it mean?
01:05:33Bo, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:36If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:39Where's your proof?
01:05:40Your existence is the proof.
01:05:43What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:47Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:50This is exactly what I am talking about, Flo.
01:05:53Go to the principal's office now.
01:05:57I didn't cheat.
01:05:59Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:02A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:07Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:15Mrs. Herman, Bo didn't cheat!
01:06:22Mrs. Herman, Bo didn't cheat!
01:06:25Excuse me.
01:06:28Because...
01:06:32Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:45I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:48You labeling students like this is wrong!
01:06:51He's not a delinquent!
01:06:54Bo Clement is not an asshole.
01:06:56He's smart!
01:06:57And kind!
01:06:59And...
01:07:03And capital A amazing.
01:07:07My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:11But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:14She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:16Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:22You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:26Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:34A girl like you should know better.
01:07:36Have some self-respect.
01:07:39Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:42You don't walk on water.
01:07:43You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:47You don't...
01:07:48You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:54Oh.
01:07:56Don't.
01:07:56What else could you be?
01:07:58And now...
01:07:59You've corrupted my best student.
01:08:02A lie for you.
01:08:04Do you know what?
01:08:04I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:06Get out of my classroom!
01:08:08Now both of you!
01:08:09And...
01:08:10I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too!
01:08:14Don't!
01:08:20You can punish me all you want, but leave Phillip out of it!
01:08:24And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:27Walt, stop!
01:08:28I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull!
01:08:32What are you going to do?
01:08:34I...
01:08:35I will call the police!
01:08:38You stupid assignment!
01:08:41Shit!
01:08:42You stupid grade!
01:08:43I don't fucking need it!
01:08:50You stupid, you stupider.
01:08:50Now...
01:08:50Why, why, why, why, why?
01:09:12I haven't got incompetence!
01:09:14Why, why, why?
01:09:15Okay, I thought that you were supposed to be told to be a woman, but a woman...
01:09:17I don't know, why, why, why, why...
01:09:17each other anything anymore wait what do you mean we don't owe each other anything you and i are
01:09:26nothing alike you have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened nothing
01:09:31alike just because i'm not like you as someone who will lie be misunderstood be blamed and just
01:09:38take it you can't too damn much about what other people think about me and no makeover can change
01:09:44that you think i ruined your life news flash nothing can fix a coward
01:09:54then what are you you're a disaster beyond repair ever since i got tangled up with you my life has
01:10:02just fallen apart all you know is how to solve problems with your fist but yeah maybe i care too
01:10:09much about what people think about me but you pretending not to cure my loss that's just how
01:10:14hide your fear you break things and people and you push them away just so you won't break yourself
01:10:27i am scared yeah i am fragile and you knew that better than anyone
01:10:35not my concern anymore that's just what we do isn't it we just don't tell each other right
01:10:42we just played games we just played games i guess we played ourselves
01:11:00and you knew that better than anyone why am i such an asshole i mean he's an asshole too but
01:11:07why did i have to talk to him like that when all he was trying to do was help me
01:11:13when no one else even
01:11:14noticed me
01:11:18phoebes hey sorry are you okay all right chase sorry i just need to be alone right
01:11:29mind if i stayed here with you
01:11:32looks like you can use a swimmer shoulder that's to cry on
01:11:39i'm glad i can make you smile phoebes whoever made you cry you know that's a real asshole
01:11:57i love this place you know i usually come here alone clear my head do a few laughs think about
01:12:04stuff
01:12:06now it's your place too
01:12:09you know i actually used to come here and watch you swim
01:12:12yeah i know yeah i know you used to stand up right there wait you knew come on phoebes you
01:12:21aren't exactly subtle
01:12:27i've always too full
01:12:31actually
01:12:32then why
01:12:39just feel me now
01:12:43chase what this doesn't feel right what the hell chase chase pop the brakes that's way too fast
01:12:53come on phoebes drop the air don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this
01:13:11that's exactly what you wanted right now i'm going to give it to you
01:13:14no stop oh please don't you dare say name in front of me ever again let go please let me
01:13:26go
01:13:26stop
01:13:29stop
01:13:30ah
01:13:31ah
01:13:32ah
01:13:32ah
01:13:33stop it james james james james please james james please james james this isn't you you're supposed to be the
01:13:39nice guy
01:13:41the fucking nice guy
01:13:52oh what the
01:14:00oh
01:14:04hey you okay
01:14:06so what the
01:14:11fuck should we do this piece of
01:14:21shit
01:14:23that's for the pain
01:14:24asshole
01:14:26say it
01:14:27i chase thompson
01:14:29i'm not a nice guy
01:14:32i'm a rapey
01:14:33asshole
01:14:36i
01:14:37chase thompson
01:14:38i'm not a nice guy
01:14:39i'm a rapey
01:14:41asshole
01:14:47i'm an asshole
01:14:49asshole
01:14:50asshole
01:15:04hey hey
01:15:05philip
01:15:05you don't have to say anything okay just just breathe with me all right okay in
01:15:17I don't know. My brain just broke. I thought he was my friend. Why would he do that to me?
01:15:27I feel so stupid. Phoebe. Phoebe. Look at me. You were not stupid. You were terrified.
01:15:35And you fought back. You bit him. You pulled away. You did everything you could.
01:15:41What if you hadn't come? I will never let you out of my sight again. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:15:52You saved me, Beau. You saved me when I was just some nobody, just some nerd.
01:15:59I didn't save you. You saved me. And you saved yourself. I am just an idiot who's too quick to
01:16:08throw punches.
01:16:13And you're right. And you are not a nerd. You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:24You want to get out of here? Get to school.
01:16:28Yeah. Yeah.
01:16:31You okay?
01:16:38You ready for a ride? Sit tight, man.
01:16:51You ready for a ride?
01:17:06me with Bo, infuriating, stupid, impossible Bo Clement, showing up every time I fall apart.
01:17:14I should not be crushing this part.
01:17:46Do you want to have sex?
01:18:23Do you want to have sex?
01:18:32Yeah.
01:18:33You got condoms?
01:18:35Yeah.
01:18:37I'm always packing.
01:18:38Pun intended.
01:19:14Wait, wait, um, I'm a little nervous, so I'm going to go shower first.
01:19:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, I had no rush.
01:19:46This is it, baby.
01:19:47I don't know what you've been waiting for your entire life.
01:19:49You can do this.
01:19:52Oh, my God.
01:19:54You're actually in her room, and she's taking a shower.
01:19:59Oh, my God.
01:20:04What the hell?
01:20:14Kobe.
01:20:16Mr. Jones.
01:20:17Hang on.
01:20:22Hi.
01:20:23Hey.
01:20:24There's something important I need to tell you first.
01:20:28What is it?
01:20:29I need a shower, too.
01:20:32A shower's all yours, stupid.
01:20:34Oh, boy.
01:20:35Oh, boy.
01:20:35I'm sorry.
01:20:51I'm sorry.
01:20:53I'm sorry.
01:20:54I'm sorry.
01:20:58I'm sorry.
01:21:02You're right.
01:21:04You're right.
01:21:04You're right.
01:21:09It's too big.
01:21:15No!
01:21:32Oh, shit!
01:21:38Hi!
01:21:40Surprise!
01:21:41Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:44You met our little friend there.
01:21:45You've actually touched it, and I touched myself.
01:21:48No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:51Shit!
01:22:02You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:04You won't need it ever again.
01:22:31This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:34I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:41Ditto, Phoebe Phillips.
01:22:44And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:50Phoebe.
01:22:52Will you take me?
01:22:54Is it first?
01:22:56First.
01:22:58It could only be you, Beau.
01:23:08And I love you, too.
01:23:23Okay.
01:23:45Good morning, princess.
01:23:49why does princess sound like an insult coming from you
01:23:57that's just my bed chem my bed chemistry person being a foul-mouthed bad boy
01:24:03you're such a dork
01:24:12what happened here
01:24:19that um my mom took me when I was young to play with my new
01:24:25toy boat and on the way there
01:24:29I got scratched by a tree branch and
01:24:34still insist on going we got there like my boat
01:24:37drifted too far out in the waves so
01:24:41she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it
01:24:44um but even after it got dark she never came back
01:24:55she never came back
01:25:02and I told myself maybe if I knew how to swim
01:25:06if I if I'd been stronger that she should be alive today she wouldn't have died
01:25:20I am so sorry
01:25:22and you saw me once drowned at the pool when we were
01:25:25I can't believe I used that to blackmail you
01:25:29I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me
01:25:33you feel so stupid
01:25:34no Phoebe
01:25:40no Phoebe
01:25:45you
01:25:45you were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing
01:25:49you believed in me and you gave me a purpose
01:25:52you made me want to do better
01:25:53to be better
01:25:56you saved me
01:26:14and we need to all have a chat later
01:26:17come in
01:26:20I got a report
01:26:21it says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday
01:26:26what
01:26:29what the hell
01:26:30I saw it
01:26:33Beau Clement tried to rape a girl last night
01:26:35oh shit
01:26:37fucking say that again
01:26:38you heard me
01:26:39I saw you
01:26:42try to rape a girl last night
01:26:47all you know is how to solve problems with your fist
01:26:54chase thompson is a lying piece of shit
01:26:59Beau didn't do any of that
01:27:01Phoebe
01:27:02what the fuck are you doing here
01:27:06last night
01:27:07Beau Clement was with me
01:27:08in my bedroom
01:27:11making sweet love to me
01:27:13all night long
01:27:14coach honda
01:27:14don't believe me
01:27:15she's just a slut
01:27:16who would throw herself at anyone
01:27:17I mean
01:27:18fucking look at her
01:27:23I
01:27:24chase thompson
01:27:26am not a nice guy
01:27:27this is fake
01:27:29it's edited coach
01:27:30it's obviously edited
01:27:32chase thompson
01:27:33you're off my swim team
01:27:35now
01:27:45you three
01:27:47principal's office
01:27:48now
01:27:49you three
01:27:51thought you were slick
01:27:53slipping laxatives
01:27:55into contraband chocolates
01:28:04you nearly sent me to the ER
01:28:07twice
01:28:11are you all enjoying this?
01:28:17oh shit
01:28:18that never gets old
01:28:20this school is toxic AM
01:28:23oh my god
01:28:31chop chop ladies
01:28:40oh holly makeout sessions free comedy
01:28:44The best school day ever.
01:28:53Capital A for absolutely.
01:28:56And your capital A for A's big.
01:28:59Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
01:29:14The best school day ever.
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